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    <![CDATA[Who has time for small talk?]]>
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    <updated>2026-03-15T11:33:19+01:00</updated>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday [1] Luke asked me to have lunch with him, which I almost never
eat upstairs because I prefer the lake but the weather was not great and
I haven’t chatted with him in a while and kind of missed him so we had
lunch and were joined by Jack and this new embedded SW engineer Karl so,
once they...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Mar 2026 11:33:19
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Yesterday [1] Luke asked me to have lunch with him, which I almost never eat
upstairs because I prefer the lake but the weather was not great and I haven’t
chatted with him in a while and kind of missed him so we had lunch and were
joined by Jack and this new embedded SW engineer Karl so, once they sat down and
Karl’s German not being so solid yet and his Swiss German being nonexistent
and with Jack smiling to himself as he eavesdropped on our conversation, we
switched to English and I’m just tearing through conversational topics that I
consider to be 100% normal, like what do we really know about the whole Epstein
boondoggle versus what do we think we know or what have we just assumed from
sources whose provenance is not only questionable but is outright invalidated by
pretty much everything else they’ve reported on but hey, we’re here to
cherry-pick and perform our virtue about being against pedophiles I guess but
why do we have to care about people being pedophiles when those same people are
in charge of mass murder around the world and are running several starvation
campaigns, like, right now, so it’s a bit weird that we’re obsessed about
also proving that they might have slept with some underaged girls two decades
ago (or whatever) when we have them not only dead to rights about crimes of
global proportion but they’re kinda bragging about it all the time, and like
starting a war in Iran right now (or pretty soon anyway) [2] and we were walking
back downstairs and Carl asks “are lunch conversations always this intense?”
and Jack and Luke both said “only when Marco’s around” and I had to smile
because I find small talk to be a waste of time.

[Maxwell guy]

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[1] I wrote this little story about a lunch I had on the 25th of February.


[1] This was three days before the U.S. and Israel attacked Iran.

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    <![CDATA[TrueAnon is where you learn stuff]]>
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    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5966</id>
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    <updated>2025-12-27T10:14:07+01:00</updated>
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        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[I very much enjoy the podcast TrueAnon, hosted by Brace Belden, Liz
Frantzak, and produced by Yung Chomsky. They do very high-quality
research, have an encyclopedic knowledge of trends, sports, history,
culture, and politics, and are funny as hell. I've been listening to
them for years. I very much...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Dec 2025 10:14:07
Updated by marco on 27. Dec 2025 19:54:03
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I very much enjoy the podcast TrueAnon, hosted by Brace Belden, Liz Frantzak,
and produced by Yung Chomsky. They do very high-quality research, have an
encyclopedic knowledge of trends, sports, history, culture, and politics, and
are funny as hell. I've been listening to them for years. I very much enjoyed
their last few shows of the year.

"Episode 508: Southern Strategy" <https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-508-145605595>

   This show discusses "the new National Security Strategy, Machado, oil, and
   Trump's attempts to instigate a war with Venezuela."

"Episode 510: Tip Line #10 Ft. Sarah Squirm and Jack Bensinger" <https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-510-tip-146145162>

   Though they call it a "classic call-in show" because they play some calls
   from their tip line, this show has long riffing on those topics with SNL
   cast-member Sarah Sherman and SNL writer Jack Bensinger, who was actually
   funnier than Sarah. Sarah did have a few zingers but Jack, Brace, and Liz
   were noticeably more quick-witted.

"Episode 511: Haters and Losers" <https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-511-and-146436685>

   This is the yearly installment of who's a winner (e.g., Erika Kirk) and who's
   a loser (e.g., Charlie Kirk).

"Episode 512: Old Saint Dick" <https://www.patreon.com/posts/episode-512-old-146662408>

   [image]This show was released on Christmas. Brace and Liz read stories from
      the Bible, without skipping the weird parts. They discuss the logistics of
      the birth of Christ and his ensuing circumcision. "Brace: I think we have
   to
      accept the possibility that Baby Jesus had a missile."

      Citing the show notes,

   "We discuss the amazing birth of Jesus Christ, the founder of Christianity,
      and discuss at length the mystery of his foreskin."

      This may sound bizarre but it's because history is bizarre. They talk
   about
      the "Holy Prepuce" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce>, which is
   a
      relic that is Jesus's foreskin and which was banned by the Holy Roman
      Catholic Church. In "Calcata, Italy"
      <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce#Relic_in_Calcata,_Italy>, it
   "was
      paraded through the streets as recently as 1983." They did this on the
   first
      day of the year because that honest-to-God used to be called the "Feast of
      the Circumcision of Christ"
      <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Circumcision_of_Christ> until
      "Vatican II" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Vatican_Council> put
   the
      kibosh on that. Yum.


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    <![CDATA[A truly new plot idea in a short story]]>
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    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5865</id>
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    <updated>2025-12-07T22:07:18+01:00</updated>
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        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
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    <![CDATA[The short "Crutches" by Amy X. Wang
<https://thebaffler.com/fiction/crutches-wang> was surprisingly good.
There is no good way to cite it to give you a flavor of it. It is
unique. It is raw. It is unflinching. It is kind of about love. There
are dogs in it. There are misunderstood and psychotic friends. There is
devotion. It's weird but good.

[image]

"At the animal"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Dec 2025 22:07:18
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The short "Crutches" by Amy X. Wang
<https://thebaffler.com/fiction/crutches-wang> was surprisingly good. There is
no good way to cite it to give you a flavor of it. It is unique. It is raw. It
is unflinching. It is kind of about love. There are dogs in it. There are
misunderstood and psychotic friends. There is devotion. It's weird but good.

[image]

"At the animal shelter I said, Give me the worst dog available, which turned out
to be an oafish, fecal-brown Vizsla missing a back leg. But of course B doted on
him. She found endless excuses to come over. She took a hundred pictures of
Tokyo expelling sludge in the yard, balanced on his three legs, prism-like."


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    <![CDATA[Is our children reading?]]>
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    <updated>2025-05-31T16:16:28+02:00</updated>
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        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[The post "A pronounced issue" by the-mothermayhem
<https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1kun6vj/a_pronounced_issue/?cache-bust=1748168691953>
is a Reddit repost of a Tumblr "essay" that describes the painful
fallout of having taught an entire generation without phonetics, with
only the "whole language" approach, which -- checks notes -- involves a
whole lot of wild guessing because you have no tools with which...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. May 2025 16:16:28
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The post "A pronounced issue" by the-mothermayhem
<https://old.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1kun6vj/a_pronounced_issue/?cache-bust=1748168691953>
is a Reddit repost of a Tumblr "essay" that describes the painful fallout of
having taught an entire generation without phonetics, with only the "whole
language" approach, which -- checks notes -- involves a whole lot of wild
guessing because you have no tools with which to analyze -- in the strictest
sense of the word: i.e., "break down", or "parse" in the case of sentences,
words, and phonemes -- unfamiliar words.

The title is play on the once-popular "Bushism"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism>: "Is our children learning?"

Below, I've included the images from the original re-posting on Reddit from a
post whose origins are lost in the mists of time. Below that, I've included a
transcript -- using the "Live Text"
<https://support.apple.com/guide/preview/interact-with-text-in-a-photo-prvw625a5b2c/mac>
feature by copy/pasting text from the image in Preview -- because reading text
in pictures is so non-Gen-X-coded that ... I can't even.

[image][image][image]

I used to be mad about "whole language" reading approaches in theory but now I
work with school-age kids and I am mad about it in practice.

me: the word is "commute"
kid: complete?
me: do you see a P in that word?
kid: uh.... compare?
me: where are you getting a P??? sound it out.
kid: com... complete?
me: is that a P after the M? sound it out.
kid: *stares blankly*
me: [oh right, nobody taught them how to do this. fucking hell...] okay, we'll
do this together [like it's kindergarden even though you're thirteen years
old...]. what sound does C make?

I am not a reading teacher or a dyslexia specialist but I'm having to do
remedial phonics instruction for middle schoolers because nobody ever taught
them how SO THEY CAN'T FUCKING READ

I cannot overstate how much these kids are just making wild guesses when I ask
them to read something. Because that's what they were taught to do. If you don't
know a word, use context clues and make a guess at what you think the word might
be.

Which is a fucking insane approach to reading, by the way, and I could rant
about this forever because this makes absolutely no sense and I cannot figure
out how the entire educational field was duped into thinking that this makes a
lick of sense.

But I also want to emphasize that even kids who are decent readers have this
problem. I work with some kids who straight-up can't read, but even my kids who
absolutely can read will just guess wildly at an unfamiliar word. Those kids
will go back and sound it out if I force them to, because they can read, so they
have the necessary decoding skills. But they have to be pushed to do it and
reminded several times to quit fucking guessing and read the actual letters on
the page, Jason.

For example. I have a kid who is actually a pretty strong reader - probably one
of my best. The word was "disagreement."

He made a couple of guesses - some nonsensical, but after pushing him to sound
out the word, he got closer. He kept saying "dis-age-ment" and "dis-argue-ment."

And I said okay, let's break this word down. 

Me: Is there anything in here you recognize?
Jason: "The beginning is 'dis' and the end is 'ment' like argument, but I don't
know the middle."
Me: Great! Let's pull the middle out. I wrote the word "agree" on the page.
Me: Do you know this word?
Jason: "Age? Argue?"
Me: SOUND. IT. OUT.
Jason: "Ag... agriculture?"
Me: Jason the love of god. I drew a line in the middle. Ag/ree. Sound out each
part.
Jason: "I don't know."
Me: JASON. I wrote them out on opposite sides of the paper. Ag..........ree.
What sound does ag make?
Jason: "Ag?"
Me: YES GREAT FANTASTIC. Now come all the way over here. Ree. Sound it out.
Jason: "Are?"
Me: JASON. R. E. E.
Jason: "Rey? Ree?"
Me: Yes, thank you, it's Ree. Put it together.
Jason: "Ag...ree? Oh! It's disagreement!"
Me: YES. EXCELLENT. THANK YOU. WHY WAS THIS SO HARD?

#however the situation is better in liberal states that invest substantially
more money into education than conservative states

As much as I wish that was [sic] the case, "Jason" and all of his classmates are
students in a strongly blue state with some of the highest educational spending
per student in the country.

I'm not saying the situation is better in red states - I've seen what my friends
who are teaching in Texas are dealing with and the situation is dire. I'm just
saying it's less of a red/blue or funding issue than you might imagine.

I thought of an analogy: Can you imagine seeing a color and being so helpless
that you can't even begin to describe it? Do we just start yelling out sounds,
in the vague hope that we'll get it? Of course not.  We learn words for some
colors by rote and then we start combining them. We'll say "reddish-brown" or
"yellowish-green" or something sensible.

We do the same thing for odors -- and numbers and musical notes, and, like,
everything man. I am mystified how an entire nation thought that they could stop
doing this -- just throw out the most battle-tested didactic tool I can think of
because learning is hard and it should be easy.

Sure, combinations don't always work and then maybe you'll then learn a new word
like mauve, taupe, chartreuse, vermillion, verdigris, lavender, or fuchsia,
which there's no way you could have guessed. But your approximation will not
have been completely off-base. It will be adequate for a lot of purposes.

The "whole language" approach is what it looks like when you don't give people
the tools to bootstrap, to be autodidacts. Do accomplished readers sound out
words? No. They don't They know all of the words intuitively.

Is there a way to skip the tedious part of learning a language and just jump
right to the fluency of an accomplished reader? No. No, there isn't.

This "whole language" approach feels very much like the AI-assisted approach to
coding now being promoted for juniors and beginners. It will end in the same
tragic mess that "whole language" has.

No wonder people are home-schooling their kids. 🤦‍♂️

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    <![CDATA[Content creators are probably miserable]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5470</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5470"/>
    <updated>2025-05-27T23:31:30+02:00</updated>
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        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
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    <![CDATA[Saying "I want to make content every day" is shorthand for "I am
remunerated for obtaining and holding attention, so I have to generate
it. Content is a means to that end."

I think very few people enjoy what they're doing once they get on that
treadmill. There's one guy whose first couple of...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. May 2025 23:31:30
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Saying "I want to make content every day" is shorthand for "I am remunerated for
obtaining and holding attention, so I have to generate it. Content is a means to
that end."

I think very few people enjoy what they're doing once they get on that
treadmill. There's one guy whose first couple of videos about "1 day in Germany
vs. 10 years in Germany" were funny. He's now produced dozens of them -- the
algorithm is diligent in surfacing them for me -- and I've long since stopped
watching them, though the algorithm hasn't yet given up hope.

Inspired by this video:

[media]

[image]

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["In die Gruppe" or "in der Gruppe"?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4678</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4678"/>
    <updated>2025-05-27T23:26:50+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
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    <![CDATA[This is also neat. I looked up "der Gruppe" vs. "die Gruppe" and learned
that, while some people think they’re interchangeable, others think
that they mean subtly different things.

"Grammatik: ...in die Gruppe... oder ...in der Gruppe... ?"
<https://de.etc.sprache.deutsch.narkive.com/TkRVsWqF/grammatik-in-die-gruppe-oder-in-der-gruppe>

"[image]ist es weniger klar als "in die Gruppe". Denn die reine"

...
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This is also neat. I looked up "der Gruppe" vs. "die Gruppe" and learned that,
while some people think they’re interchangeable, others think that they mean
subtly different things.

"Grammatik: ...in die Gruppe... oder ...in der Gruppe... ?"
<https://de.etc.sprache.deutsch.narkive.com/TkRVsWqF/grammatik-in-die-gruppe-oder-in-der-gruppe>

"[image]ist es weniger klar als "in die Gruppe". Denn die reine Ortsangabe kann
auch bedeuten, daß er innerhalb der Gruppe in etwas Kleineres integriert ist.

""Ich habe mich in der Stadt eingelebt" ist schon erfüllt, wenn ich mich in
meiner Wohnung wohl fühle. Um mich aber "in die Stadt" einzuleben, muß ich
mich in der Stadt generell wohlfühlen."


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    <![CDATA[Innovating despite capitalism]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5486</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5486"/>
    <updated>2025-05-20T21:56:36+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
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    <![CDATA[The article "Lean Prinzip"
<https://www.linkedin.com/posts/lean-principle_strategie-standards-effektivitaeut-activity-7313049291877507072-FBQf>
is in German and discusses how the need for speed endangers innovation.
It is written very much from a "leave me alone to be brilliant" style of
engineering that argues that innovation can only happen if the engineers
are allowed to ignore prosaic concerns like...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. May 2025 21:56:36
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The article "Lean Prinzip"
<https://www.linkedin.com/posts/lean-principle_strategie-standards-effektivitaeut-activity-7313049291877507072-FBQf>
is in German and discusses how the need for speed endangers innovation. It is
written very much from a "leave me alone to be brilliant" style of engineering
that argues that innovation can only happen if the engineers are allowed to
ignore prosaic concerns like profitability. Something good will come of their
work, trust them. It disparages the notion of "efficiency" espoused by
managerial layers. It's not necessarily wrong but it's also not really
interested in a solution that addresses the realities of the system under which
many of us live.

I wrote the following to a group conversation:

Efficiency is not a goal in itself, but a means of achieving the goal of
productivity. When a resource becomes more efficient, then it generates the same
value as before but with less effort, then it's more productive. However, you
could also increase productivity without increasing efficiency by adding
resources. It's more cost-effective to increase efficiency, which is why there's
generally a focus on that.

I guess effectiveness measures whether the generated value takes us somewhere
useful? That is, becoming more efficient at generating ineffective value might
feel good but is ultimately not useful.

How can something have value but also not be useful? I think of a farmer who's
grown a field of food that no-one wants to eat -- or that no-one is desperate
enough to eat. They invested effort to generate value but it's useless.

Addressing the article, I can't really argue with most of it. It reflects my
beliefs about sustainability and quality, and my experience in building
products. It is, however, "preaching to the choir" (with me, at least).
 
To play devil's advocate, though, I wonder which environment the author thinks
we're living and working in.
 
Sometimes slow-but-steady (the process the author proposes) will eventually end
up with the better product but the market either isn't willing to wait or
doesn't think it has to.
 
That is, if the market sees that it can externalize the costs of deciding to
grab the product that is first to market rather than waiting for the quality
product, then it will happily do so.
 
Here's a completely made-up and perhaps too-contrived example:
 
If it takes a company five years to develop a device that lasts twenty years,
but a competitor takes two years to develop one that costs 20% as much but only
lasts four years, then there will be no market available by the time the
"better" product comes to market.
 
The customer will cheerily buy five of the devices over twenty years, amortizing
the cost with a much-smaller upfront investment, while completely externalizing
the cost of discarding four extra devices because they will just shove their
E-waste somewhere for free.
 
We want to be living and working in a world that rewards slow-but-steady
quality, but we have to figure out how to deliver that in the world we have, one
that seems to -- at least sometimes, if not often -- prefer quick-and-dirty. Can
we figure out how to not allow hastily and poorly developed products from being
cheaper by externalizing their costs? The incentives in our world push the other
way.

An interlocutor responded:

"I see a conflict between innovation and serving the (immediate) market needs:

"Referring to the farmer, he has grown food that no one wants to buy, but at the
same time he learned how to grow that food and he also learned that this food
has no market (assuming he did not know that before). With this additional
knowledge (compared to his competitors) he is able to grow another plant now
superior to existing ones and successful on the market.

"I think, what the authors of the post mean by requiring time and free space (of
thinking) that this is an important enabler for future innovation. Of course,
there is a chance for failing and "wasting" resources because it is very
difficult to anticipate later market success. But it is an established rule that
innovation needs freedom and time to try things out without the "pressure to
market".

"In our vision, we had the term "taking bold risks to keep technological
leadership" (probably "regain" would be more correct here). I am wondering, if
this is still valid..."

[image]I agree that innovation is about learning, and that learning takes time.
Innovation is as much about learning what not to do as getting it right the
first time -- it is arguably much more about learning from mistakes. The famous
quote from Thomas Edison describes the process as "I have not failed. I've just
found 10,000 ways that won't work."

In an ideal world, the farmer who'd raised a bad crop would be given the
opportunity to let society profit from the experience they'd gained. Society
would have to trust that the farmer is capable of improving -- sometimes a bad
year is just the first of many because the farmer is just not competent.

That's possibly a roundabout way of saying/asking: how do we tell the difference
between useful and wasteful failures? Who should get another chance to learn
from experience? How many changes? For how long?

To stretch the metaphor even further: Even given that the farmer were good and
in a process of valuable learning, what if the farmer who'd failed were not
allowed to be a farmer anymore? I.e., they go out of business?

A common answer today would be that society would be preventing a proven loser
from wasting precious resources. That is a not uncommon economic answer: that
the market will ruthlessly decide.

It's also very likely a net loss for society because this level of ruthlessness
means that we don't give ourselves time to learn from our mistakes. Instead,
we're told that the "market" will let someone else learn from them. This might
be good sometimes, but it is often wasteful. The new innovator doesn't
necessarily benefit from the experience of their predecessor.

We may know how to innovate, and may have the right people, but we can't ignore
the context in which we're doing it. We want to make sure that we give ourselves
a fighting chance of surviving and being able to bring our delightful
innovations to a world that seems to be want to strangle anything that thinks
farther ahead than the end-of-quarter numbers.

As I noted in my previous comment, we don't want to capitulate to
quick-and-dirty -- because we know that's a dead-end long-term -- but we have to
acknowledge that quick-and-dirty is a competitor in the short-term and make sure
we're set up to outlast them.

We're trying to compete by convincing our market that we're worth the wait. Can
we do that by getting our innovation out there more quickly? Is there a way of
innovating that is more iterative? So that we move toward the quality product
that we want to achieve without losing our audience's attention?

The hope is that such a process would not only be better-suited to the world we
have, but might also help us let valuable outside feedback flow more quickly
into our products. Easier said than done but it's something we have to seriously
come to grips with, I think.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[What's the C-Suite reading these days?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5482</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5482"/>
    <updated>2025-05-18T22:37:26+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]I had the dubious pleasure of reading through "MASTERING R&D
COMPETITIVENESS IN 2030+" by Lea Thomas Smith, Denis Trost, Moritz
Krogmann, Janina Pohl, Felix Prem
<https://3dse.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/3DSE_Study_Mastering-RD-competitiveness-in-2030_Final_US-1.pdf>,
which is a document about how to chart the roiling waters of the
business climate of 2025. The following are some stream-of-consciousness
notes I took while reading through it.

[Being a bit obvious]

The...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. May 2025 22:37:26
Updated by marco on 19. May 2025 06:43:16
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[image]I had the dubious pleasure of reading through "MASTERING R&D
COMPETITIVENESS IN 2030+" by Lea Thomas Smith, Denis Trost, Moritz Krogmann,
Janina Pohl, Felix Prem
<https://3dse.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/03/3DSE_Study_Mastering-RD-competitiveness-in-2030_Final_US-1.pdf>,
which is a document about how to chart the roiling waters of the business
climate of 2025. The following are some stream-of-consciousness notes I took
while reading through it.

[Being a bit obvious]

The presentation is fast out of the gate: The executive summary screams at you
to PANIC because YOU ARE MISSING OUT. 

No. Stop doing that. FOMO is be resisted and coolly evaluated. You only need to
"rethink radically" if you're doing something wrong. Just because you're moving,
doesn't mean you're improving.

The most important thing is to know where you are relative to where you want to
be. "focusing specifically on high-impact projects" is kind of a no-brainer. Who
"vaguely works on low-impact projects"? With statements like that, you have to
be careful not to equate "high-impact" with "only focus on the short-term".

"Manage your resources in a very efficient manner" is classic "easier said than
done" and also incredibly obvious advice.

OMG we should be totally not wasting time! Who knew?!?

Thanks for your deep and wise insight, 3dSE!

[Be pragmatic]

The hard part is in determining what "wasting time" means.

The statement "speed beats perfection" is quite dangerous, especially when
completely unqualified or framed. This is equating "disruption" with "good".
Remember "Chesterton's Fence"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._K._Chesterton#Chesterton's_fence>. Always.

What does speed even mean? I think a much better way of formulating the advice
would be to be pragmatic. Pursue perfection but be prepared to temporarily
accept intervening milestones. Always be ready to accept an intermediate
milestone as 'final' if your customers are satisfied.

"Always be ready to accept an intermediate milestone as 'final' if your
customers are satisfied."

Evaluate whether perfecting a "good" product is higher priority than making a
different, but just as good product in a different field or for a different
purpose. Moving from one milestone to another shouldn't be considered a foregone
conclusion. You have to reevaluate the whole plan to see where resources are
best invested. Don't be fooled by sunken cost, but also be willing to see that
you've built something useful that is worth improving.

Once you have this mindset, you will automatically design useful milestones that
are "basecamps" on the way to a "peak". You may never get to the peak, but you
can train your people to enjoy the journey. Wait, why is that important? Because
your want to keep people inspired and engaged with work that has many potential
outcomes. We want to harness the power of perfectionism for good. Perfectionists
are great! They're only a problem when you can't change what they think
"perfect" is, ... and it's not what you want it to be.

[Know what "good enough" means to you]

When a paper like this writes, "companies that fail to drastically shorten...",
then this is consulting speak for "hire us or you'll be driven out of business
by a competitor that did hire us."

Take a deep breath and think about what a reasonable time-to-market is and
whether it can be shortened. This document assumes that companies have the
feeling that they're leaving efficiency and, therefore, profits, on the table.
Therefore, when you read it, you're meant to feel like you're inadequate.

Instead, think of it as a checklist of practices that you should consider: Are
you already doing them? Are you doing them enough? Did you used to need to do
them more than you do now? Could you tone it down now?

The document is written as a marketing document for consulting services. It will
not admit that the reader might not need 3dSE's advice. That would be beside --
or against -- the point.

Just imagine that you'd already read this document and had followed its advice.
On a second reading, you'll still feel like a failure because it doesn't discuss
when you're good enough. Remember what the point of this document is: to sell
3dSE's services. And remember what you're trying to get out of it: benefitting
from the sage advice of business-consulting experts who've published a free
document online to entice you into finding out more. If you treat it as a
checklist and determine that your company is already in a position to evaluate
its position on the efficiency and effectiveness spectrum, then the document on
its own is quite useful.

[The death of layout]

Just on a side note, what kind of maniac makes a document like this landscape
mode? For God's sake, there are reams of research that say that 70-80 characters
is the optimal reading width and this bloody document is twice that. Throw me a
bone, man.

[Move fast and...?]

"fast, autonomous decision-making": Hmmmm. This is so much easier said than
done. You don't want to be a control freak, but man there's a lot of wiggle room
here. Autonomous decision-making might also just be startup-like, pivoting,
diva-driven "planning".

This document is, so far, kind of an empty buzzword-salad.

[Change the mindset]

Any use of AI-based tools necessitates a change in mindset, a change in attitude
toward testing. Because these tools are capable of producing so much
information, we must engender a mindset where people are constantly thinking: is
this what I wanted? Is it good enough? How do I know? Which test do I use to
verify the output? Am I eyeballing it? If I don't have a test or I have a weak
one, can I justify that? What if I'm wrong? What's the risk?

We need to increase frustration with inefficiency, engender an affinity for
efficiency. Always be annoyed by your process and tools when they "fail" you,
instead of just accepting it. People need to change their mindset to be active
participants in the configuration of tooling and process. This is not just
advice for developers! Everyone should learn to think this way.

A good front-office example that is very salient to working in Switzerland (or
any multi-lingual context) is: is the spelling and grammar-checking in your most
commonly used tools configured to support your in all languages? Even when you
switch languages line-by-line? Did you know that this is already possible? That
you should, in fact, demand that this works, as an absolute minimum?

[Compliance and security]

"Electronics & high-tech devices: Stricter ethical and legal requirements and
the pressure to leverage AI technologies, pose challenges in maintaining
compliance while integrating new technologies in products or processes."

I'm honestly not sure how "entrepreneurial culture" is going to address this
type of problem. It seems more like it might exacerbate it.

"Ensuring cybersecurity has become a critical challenge as machinery becomes
more connected."

Well, yes.

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The brainwashing you don't see]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5474</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5474"/>
    <updated>2025-05-18T22:06:17+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A while back, I spotted the follow cross-post "Being George Clooney Is
Harder Than It Looks" by Azra Raza
<https://3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2025/03/being-george-clooney-is-harder-than-it-looks.html>.
The screenshot below shows what this article looked like. This is an
article that the main editor of 3QuarksDaily felt a burning interest to
share. Before him, though, Maureen Dowd of the vaunted gray lady, The...
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A while back, I spotted the follow cross-post "Being George Clooney Is Harder
Than It Looks" by Azra Raza
<https://3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2025/03/being-george-clooney-is-harder-than-it-looks.html>.
The screenshot below shows what this article looked like. This is an article
that the main editor of 3QuarksDaily felt a burning interest to share. Before
him, though, Maureen Dowd of the vaunted gray lady, The New York Times, felt a
burning desire to shared with the world just how hard it is to be George
Clooney. 

[image]

This is, of course, mind-boggling if you're not part of this world.

  * Did this article appear above or below the one about Palestinian children
    running into stray bullets and rockets?
  * Or of Columbia University cooperating with the U.S. government persecuting
    its legal-resident students for being "antisemitic"?
  * Or do we just not report on that stuff now?
  * Or wait ... do we report on it now, now that it's Donald Trump doing it but
    not before, when Biden was doing it?

It's all so confusing.

What's a newspaper to do?

It wants to pretend that it's doing journalism, but wants to lose neither access
nor prestige nor subscribers nor advertisers.

It know which side its bread is buttered on.

So, it writes instead about how George likes to smoke but shouldn't.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[4Chan was hacked to death]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5490</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5490"/>
    <updated>2025-04-27T21:31:29+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Amid all of the snark in this article "Did you even notice 4chan's
gone?" by Ryan Broderick & Adam Bumas
<https://www.garbageday.email/p/did-you-even-notice-4chan-s-gone>, which
doesn't even try to pretend to have an any objectivity about what the
author very clearly considers an unsavory place, was at least an
admission that 4Chan was,

"[...] a website that, effectively, invented the concept of"

...
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Amid all of the snark in this article "Did you even notice 4chan's gone?" by
Ryan Broderick & Adam Bumas
<https://www.garbageday.email/p/did-you-even-notice-4chan-s-gone>, which doesn't
even try to pretend to have an any objectivity about what the author very
clearly considers an unsavory place, was at least an admission that 4Chan was,

"[...] a website that, effectively, invented the concept of the internet meme
and was one of the last truly anonymous spaces left on the web."

[A plea for an NC-17 Internet]

I never used 4Chan. I didn't have an account there. I would occasionally see
flashes of brilliance and dark humor cross-posted to Reddit, though. It wasn't
nearly as surprisingly good as Tumblr but it had its moments. Not everyone on
that forum was a frothing racist fool. There were a lot of clever people who
very clearly enjoyed the anonymity of the place, and the fact that it was a
chaotic space where you could push nonexistent limits. It was, in a way, the
NC-17 internet that I wish we had more of.

Just yesterday, I was writing to a friend on Signal, from an iPhone and was
making joke about how the Wordle is running out of words -- we trade Wordle
scores as a bit of a daily touchstone -- and I joked that they might need to
open things up to include words like "penis". But, I couldn't swipe-type "penis"
because it's a naughty word. It first converted it to "permits", then "pennies".
This is so stupid. So mind-numbingly stupid. It's a part of the body. About half
of the planet has one. Is there an R-rated version of the Internet? Or are we
doomed to be trapped in a child's sandbox, playing with plastic toys provided by
billionaires and trillion-dollar companies trying to keep us docile and quiet?

Does no-one else notice this? Does no-one else care? You know, people in the
U.S. are either completely ignorant of or literally munching popcorn while the
U.S.'s closest ally Israel slaughters hundreds of children per day on purpose
and as part of a genocide but we are safe and sound because no-one can write
shit, fuck, vagina, or penis on their phones. What in the holy hell is going on?

[Insightful commentary from 4Chan]

Anyway, 4Chan was a place where adults could interact with adults and be as
horrible as they wanted to be. It was also a place where people posted incisive
commentary that was much more clever and insightful than anything you'd find in
the New York Times. For example, here's a long post from 4Chan, which just shows
that every public forum is multi-dimensional and has intelligent potential
allies on it. Painting a site like 4Chan with a broad brush is stupid.

[image]

It very neatly describes the way liberals see the world and political struggle.
It's from 2017, about six months in to the first Trump regime. I have
transcribed it below.

"Lots of people complain about the anti-climactic ending, but really I don't
think it could [have gone] any other way. I'd like to imagine that there's some
alternate universe where Rowling actually believed in something and Harry was
actually built up as the anti-Voldemort he was only hinted as being in the
beginning of the books. Where he[...] opposes all the many injustices of the
wizarding world and determines to change their frequently backwards, insular,
contradictory society for the better, and forms his own faction antithetical to
the Death Eaters. And, when he finally has his showdown with Voldy, Harry
surpasses by adopting new methods, breaking the rules and embracing change and
the progression of history. While Voldemort clings to an idyllic imaging of the
past and the greatest extent of his dreams is to become the self-appointed god
of an eternally stagnant Neverland, Harry has embraced the possibility of a
shining future and so can overcome the self-imposed limits Voldemort could never
cross, and Voldemort is ultimately defeated by this.

"But that would require a Harry that believed in something, and since Rowling is
a liberal centrist Blairite that doesn't really believe in anything, Harry can't
believe in anything. Harry lives in a world drought [sic] with conflict and
injustice, a stratified class society, slavery of sentient magical creatures,
the absurd charade the wizarding world puts up to enforce their own
self-segregation, a corrupted and bureaucracy-choked government, rampant racism,
so on and so forth. But Harry is little more than a passive observer for most of
it, only the racism really bothers him (and then, really only racism against
half-bloods). In fact, when Hermione stands up against the slavery of elves,
she's treated as some kind of ridiculous Soapbox Sadie. For opposing chattel
slavery! In the end, the biggest force for change is Voldemort and Harry and
friends only ever fight for the preservation and reproduction of the status quo.
The very height of Harry's dreams is to join the aurors, a sort of wizard FBI
and the ultimate defenders of the wizarding status quo. Voldemort and the Death
Eaters are the big instigators of change and Harry never quite gets to Voldy's
level. Harry doesn't even beat Voldemort, Voldemort accidentally kills himself
because he violated some obscure technicality that causes one of his spells to
bounce back at him.

"And this is really the struggle of liberals, they live in a world fraught with
conflict, but aren't particularly bothered by any of it except those bit that
threaten multicultural pluralism [or their own comfort and security; ed.]. They
see change, and the force behind that change, as a wholly negative phenomenon.
Even then, they can only act within the legal and ideological framework of their
society. So, for instance, instead of organizing insurrectionary and disruptive
activity against Trump and the far-right, all they can do is bang their drum
about what a racist bigot he is and hope they can catch him violating some
technicality that will allow them to have him impeached or at least destroy his
political clout. It won't work, it will never work, but that's the limit of
liberalism just as it was the limit of Harry Potter."

Pretty good, right? It hits the nail right on the head. Liberals are
conservative: they are terrified of change because they know that it would
impair their ability to live lives far more lavish than any sane remuneration
for their contributions to society would entail. In that sense, Trump is much
more radical than the Progressives, who can't even come out against an obvious
genocide because they're afraid that it would end their political careers -- and
probably their revolving-door post-political careers.

[Everyone else is lying]

Anyway, Broderick continues, writing obvious mendacities that his filters would
never allow him to see as such. 4Chan was a cesspool of lies, whereas his
newsletter and the liberal news media that he frequently cites are sources of
capital-T truth.

"[...] fitting for a website that has distorted reality more than any other, the
hack this week unleashed a tidal wave of misinformation. [...]"

COME ON...REALLY? You can't think of any other web site in the world that
spreads more misinformation and has a wider reach than 4chan? Are you really, as
a purported media researcher, so blind to your own side's propaganda? That is
PATHETIC. Like, it's complete capitulation, on the scale described just above in
the 4Chan post that Broderick himself cited. The irony is quite thick but it's
invisible to Broderick. This is why I've almost stopped reading this guy. He's
so far up his own team's ass that he doesn't even understand the irony of it.

[An example of non-4Chan propaganda]

[image]

I can think of so many easy targets. For example, the propaganda I've seen in
major Swiss newspapers this week about having Switzerland move closer to NATO
and for Switzerland to send weapons to Ukraine and for Switzerland to hate
China, and to hate Russia, and about Chinese soldiers fighting for Russia.

Although the top headlines are pushing young Swiss people to WAR, the mid-third
of the front page is viciously brainwashing young women in Switzerland to
sacrifice their entire lives to spend 17 hours of each day being a
financefluencer., celebrating how awesome it is to be a mindless cog in the
orphan-crushing machine.

Just make you stay on top and you're a winner. Who cares about the losers? Only
losers. And communists who hate money anyway. You don't hate money, do you? Of
course you don't. You need lots of money to buy that CHF40K.- Birkin Bag the
previous day's edition (not shown) was telling you're a fool and a loser for not
having, or at least willing to mortgage your future to have.

And since women can never be brainwashed enough, let's plaster the next day's
newspaper with a picture of a bleached-blonde young woman sucking her CHF200.-
replacement for the ludicrously stupid craze from last year, in which women were
buying entire closets full of Stanley Cups. Well, you can throw those all away
because the Bink Bottle is the new "must have".

These media do all this while burying articles about Israel not allowing
Palestinians to eat for going on 60 days now in a tiny, tiny, tiny box on the
eighth page, near the bottom -- all of those things are far more damaging and
far-reaching propaganda than trying to rig the name of the next Mountain Dew
flavor to be “Hitler did nothing wrong.”

[4Chan was not influential]

It is utterly insipid to claim that 4chan had anything approaching the influence
of F@&KING RUSSIAGATE on human history. The U.S. is literally right-now engaged
in a war with Russia that they have only recently revealed hasn't been a proxy
war for over two years -- a historical fact of which the Russian have been aware
the whole time.

It is largely the animosity constantly engendered and reinforced by propaganda
like Russiagate that allows people to shrug and decide that they suppose they
support a world war between nuclear powers. How couldn't they? They've been
brainwashed to deeply believe that Russia and China are irredeemable evils that
cannot be reasoned with [1] and that are constantly seeking to not only to
undermine our way of life, but probably take us over militarily in what we are
led to imagine would look something like The Man in the High Castle. [2]

"[...] yes, we did lose something this week. And it is almost certainly a better
world without it. But it’s also possible we look back one day and wish the
internet still felt as messy and, more importantly, human as it did when 4chan
ruled the world."

4chan never ruled the world, FFS. It's a tragedy that so many people are
celebrating the destruction of an online community. That celebration reflects
more poorly on them than the light they attempt to shine on 4 chan's sins. It
reveals how badly they want to put on the chains thrown to them by their
masters.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] I have a colleague at work who thinks that Russia is just about the worst
    thing on the planet, and who keeps naming the USSR's invasion of Hungary
    with tanks as one of the most terrible subjugations of humanity that he can
    think of. That was in 1965. It's like the only historical fact he ever
    names. Who is feeding him that?
  
  He seemingly has no idea that the U.S., in that year, probably slaughtered
  more Vietnamese than the Soviets threw into prison. Because he's been properly
  programmed, he just doesn't see the disconnect. He doesn't think that the U.S.
  has ever done anything nearly as evil as what Russia did, does, and is doing.
  He grudgingly admits that maybe the Iraq invasion -- the second one; he
  probably has no idea that there was one before that, or a U.S. proxy war on
  Iran that used Iraq as a spear -- wasn't a good look.


[1] The four-season filming of which I absolutely loved. See "S01"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3757#High>, "S02"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4187#HighS02>, "S03"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4187#HighS03>, and "S04"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4187#HighS04>.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Renaissance landscapes of Ronald]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5243</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5243"/>
    <updated>2025-02-11T22:07:14+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This explanation of an experience that this guy had is a bit overwrought
but damn if his enthusiasm isn't infectious.

[media]

Skip forward to about 4:00 for the in-depth analysis of artist Wes
Cook's ouevre. Cabel Sasser is a bit of an acquired taste but his
enthusiasm is infectious.

Look at this...
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This explanation of an experience that this guy had is a bit overwrought but
damn if his enthusiasm isn't infectious.

[media]

Skip forward to about 4:00 for the in-depth analysis of artist Wes Cook's
ouevre. Cabel Sasser is a bit of an acquired taste but his enthusiasm is
infectious.

Look at this mural, though. It's amazing. This was on a wall in the children's
seating area in a McDonald's in Centralia, Washington. It was painted in 1980.
Wes went on to do a lot of other work, mostly in theme parks.

[image]

The piece that Cabel is still trying to get is,

"Wes Cook was working on what he called a triptych satire. [A depiction of] the
baptism, crucifixion, and ascension  of Christ told through Ronald McDonald."

The "origin of the toolbar" reveal was pretty cool. He saw in a photo of Wes
Cook's workspace that he had his tools clipped to a twine line above his desk.
It looked for all the world like a toolbar in a design app.

The big reveal at the end was worth the wait. 👏 👏 👏

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[成語 Chéngyǔ: Chinese idioms]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5295</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5295"/>
    <updated>2024-12-23T12:59:14+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
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    <![CDATA["Chengyu" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chengyu#Chinese_examples>

"Chengyu (traditional Chinese: 成語; simplified Chinese: 成语;
pinyin: chéngyǔ; trans. "set phrase") are a type of traditional
Chinese idiomatic expressions, most of which consist of four Chinese
characters. Chengyu were widely used in Literary Chinese and are still
common in written"

...
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"Chengyu" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chengyu#Chinese_examples>

"Chengyu (traditional Chinese: 成語; simplified Chinese: 成语; pinyin:
chéngyǔ; trans. "set phrase") are a type of traditional Chinese idiomatic
expressions, most of which consist of four Chinese characters. Chengyu were
widely used in Literary Chinese and are still common in written vernacular
Chinese writing and in the spoken language today. According to the most
stringent definition, there are about 5,000 chengyu in the Chinese language,
though some dictionaries list over 20,000. Chengyu are considered the collected
wisdom of the Chinese culture, and contain the experiences, moral concepts, and
admonishments from previous generations of Chinese speakers."

[image]

  * 井底之蛙 (jǐng dǐ zhī wā): a frog in the bottom of the well / a
    person with limited outlook
  * 三人成虎 (sān rén chéng hǔ): Three men make a tiger / repeated rumor
    becomes a fact
  * 紙上談兵 (zhǐ shàng tán bīng): talk about military tactics on paper
    / theoretical discussion useless in practice (I like our "armchair generals"
    or "armchair quarterbacks" idiom better.)
  * 畫蛇添足 (huà shé tiān zú): to add feet when drawing a snake / to
    improve something unnecessarily
  * 易如反掌 (yì rú fǎn zhǎng): as easy as turning over one's hand / for
    something to be very easy (This one's the same in German: "Handumdrehen"
    <https://dict.leo.org/german-english/Handumdrehen>)

I like some of these because they're more intuitive than something like
"bikeshedding" <https://kau.sh/blog/yak-shaving-bike-shedding/> (performing a
seemingly endless series of small tasks to avoid more complex steps that would
actually move the project forward) or "yak-shaving"
<https://kau.sh/blog/yak-shaving-bike-shedding/> (spending most of your time
discussing the simple but trivial issues rather than focusing your time on
discussions around the bigger but harder tasks at hand) because you honestly
don't have to explain it to anyone who knows what a snake is.

"Putting lipstick on a pig"
 
Now there's an English idiom I can get behind.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Our system eats everything, not just its young]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5240</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5240"/>
    <updated>2024-11-12T22:31:23+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I was pleasantly surprised at this 23-minute video even though, as I
outline below, I don't think it went far enough.

[media]

"I don't think that fillers, especially, were half as popular, as they
are now, if it weren't for Kylie Jenner. She has had such a huge
influence, especially for the younger"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 12. Nov 2024 22:31:23
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I was pleasantly surprised at this 23-minute video even though, as I outline
below, I don't think it went far enough.

[media]

"I don't think that fillers, especially, were half as popular, as they are now,
if it weren't for Kylie Jenner. She has had such a huge influence, especially
for the younger generation. And people want to look like the Kardashians because
they basically epitomize the beauty standard right now. They've got the big bum,
the tiny waist, the big boobs, the perfect faces that look like they walk around
with a filter 24/7, and women are told that, if we get BBLs [Brazilian Butt
Lifts] and liposuction and botox and fillers and plastic surgery, then we can be
as beautiful as the Kardashians. And, if you're as beautiful as the Kardashians,
you might also be as successful as the Kardashians. You might be able to live in
a mansion and buy the latest designer handbag.

"[image]I agree with you, it is destroying everything about us that makes us
look unique. And that's such a shame, because there is beauty in every single
person. And that doesn't mean that we all have to subscribe to the exact same
beauty standard. [...]  You are being told that this is what you are supposed to
look like as a women in 2024, if you want to be beautiful and have a good life
and be successful. And, if you don't look like that, I can see why women go down
this route -- because I did it myself. It takes a huge toll on your self-esteem
and your self-worth."

This is a good analysis but it doesn't go the extra mile to say that the real
problem is defining yourself by your appearance rather than by your...self. This
isn't a new problem nor is it a new solution, but perhaps a longer show would
have analyzed how the push to consider yourself as only a shell without an
interior is part of the push to consume. The point is to buy stuff. This is just
one of the routes to that goal. The slavering maw of the economy doesn't care
that women's self-esteem and health is damaged, or that people are dying,
because people are buying fillers and surgery and designer handbags.

Every discussion that starts like this should end in a criticism of our system.

If not for our system -- unreasonable incentives coupled with a complete lack of
ethical standards and a rapacious focus on accumulation and consumption -- none
of this would be happening. You wouldn't find surgeons willing to give
16-year-olds boob jobs if the system hadn't indoctrinated a veritable army of
people all wanting more, and more, and more money, no matter what the cost to
others.

None of this would be happening if the system weren't training people to value
inordinate wealth and power over basic human decency and ethics, if it weren't
making the argument "if I don't so it, someone else will, so I might as well get
that cheddar" the leading justification for doing anything that might otherwise
be considered unsavory.

This madness for plastic surgery is bad, but it's just a symptom of something
much more insidious.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Katt Williams is a weird, weird dude]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5219</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5219"/>
    <updated>2024-11-10T11:41:19+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A good friend of mine sent this link to me. I hadn't listened to an
interview since "Tim Dillon and Alex Jones"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4088> and "Ira
Glasser, former head of the ACLU"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4189> way back in the
spring of 2021. I've had fun with this friends links before (see "Robert
Edward Grant: King of Gobbledygook"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4772>), so I gave it
chance. I...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Nov 2024 11:41:19
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A good friend of mine sent this link to me. I hadn't listened to an interview
since "Tim Dillon and Alex Jones"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4088> and "Ira Glasser, former
head of the ACLU" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4189> way
back in the spring of 2021. I've had fun with this friends links before (see
"Robert Edward Grant: King of Gobbledygook"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4772>), so I gave it chance. I
couldn't recommend that anyone else listen to these three hours ... but YMMV. It
has 26M views and almost 500K likes on YouTube. Check out my notes below and
decide for yourself.

[media]

I'm almost an hour in and I feel like Katt Williams thinks that the plots of
Independence Day (all tech came from analyzing the attack ship from Roswell) and
Transformers (all tech came from analyzing Megatron) are real, historical
artifacts. He thinks humanity got advanced tech from space aliens.

Brother Katt: just because you don't understand it doesn't mean nobody
understands it. I just listened to a tech talk from a guy at work about "ASIC"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Application-specific_integrated_circuit> that was
incredible. Just incredible. He understands circuits on a deep level in a way
that I almost certainly never will.

OK, now, I'm at 90 minutes into this thing. Katt is drifting hard sometimes.
People underestimate Rogan's ability to keep a conversation going for 3 hours,
how he steers his guests into areas that might be interesting. He's kind of a
moron, but he's not without talent.

How many times has Rogan said, "Yeaaah, ... uh, that makes sense..." when
Williams just vomited up another word salad?

[image]

"Rogan: I've always wondered whether alchemy wasn't just a way to regain lost
knowledge.

"Williams: [speaks so slowly that I feel like his battery is dying.]"

They are both so stoned but Katt's like those alcoholics who can drive a car
better than you or I can, even when they're at a stratospheric BAC. He has so
much practice at being stoned. I kept expecting him to just *slide* out of his
chair, but he always rallied.

I mean, most of what he's saying is useless trash if you look at it too closely,
but it sounds good. It sounds wise. Stoner wisdom. Joe Rogan is the perfect
interviewer for him.

Also, Katt talks about how much he reads -- 20 books per week! -- or how much he
read when he was younger, or ... whatever. It's all bullshit! Either that or
he's reading Nancy Drew or the Hardy Boys. If he actually read serious works --
he says he reads (or read! Who can tell what year he thinks it is?) classics --
then how could he be this misguided and spacey? If he actually spends all of
that time reading all of that incredible content, then it's a shame that he
comes out thinking and expressing himself like this.

Williams mentioned several times that he thought he would be canceled for some
of his utterances -- and then said something relatively banal. But then he also
said,

"You know, the Jewish people [UH OH] are powerful people on this planet [OMG
STOP] and a lot of that has to do with the process that they have in instilling
in their young people a certain amount of information and wherewithal and
conversation that does not happen with other cultures, let's say [...] and um
that exists only in a few places around the world but they're always important
um especially if you look at things from a nonreligious point of view."

Dude. WTF are you talking about? Are you talking about the Torah? No-one knows.
And how does it not worry you to talk about one of the most sensitive ethnic
communities when you worried about a dozen, other, relatively innocuous
statements? Absolutely wild.

Joe Rogan soon after: "What do you think ghosts are? Do you think they're real."

Good call, Joe. Steer him away from the Jews. JFC.

Katt Williams, after visibly gathering himself, "You either believe in the
supernatural or you don't."

Well...yeah.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A shepherd named Shepard shepherds]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5267</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5267"/>
    <updated>2024-11-08T22:51:58+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[There are just some notes I made for a recent documentation review.

  * A shepherd named Shepard shepherds data parameters
  * Use "said" when you're referring back to one or more items that you
  don't want to list again. It's a sort of fancy neutral pronoun to
  refer to the subject. E.g., say you have

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Nov 2024 22:51:58
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There are just some notes I made for a recent documentation review.

  * A shepherd named Shepard shepherds data parameters
  * Use "said" when you're referring back to one or more items that you don't want
  to list again. It's a sort of fancy neutral pronoun to refer to the subject.
  E.g., say you have the sentence

"The parameters A, B, C, and D are shown to the user; after the user has
  chosen values for them, the application submits them."

  Here, we've used "them" twice, which feels a touch awkward. We could instead
  spice things up with,

"The parameters A, B, C, and D are shown to the user; after the user has
  chosen values for said parameters, the application submits them."Use "respectively" when you're applying multiple values to previously named
  items. E.g.,

"The user will calibrate A and B, setting them to appropriate input and output
  values, respectively."

  You can also use "corresponding", as in

"The user will calibrate A and B, setting them to their corresponding input
  and output values."


[image]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Your friendly neighborhood newsreader #1]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5192</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5192"/>
    <updated>2024-09-25T20:41:45+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I was sent this article by my vast network of correspondents: "Chicago
gangs clash with Venezuelan Tren de Aragua members: ‘Blacks against
migrants’" by Michael Lee
<https://www.foxnews.com/politics/chicago-gangs-clash-venezuelan-tren-de-aragua-members-blacks-against-migrants>.

Let's do some fun and quick and pretty easy analysis here.

The title slug is pretty provocative: "GANGS CLASH".

Did they, though? Clash?

Let's...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Sep 2024 20:41:45
Updated by marco on 25. Sep 2024 20:42:01
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I was sent this article by my vast network of correspondents: "Chicago gangs
clash with Venezuelan Tren de Aragua members: ‘Blacks against migrants’" by
Michael Lee
<https://www.foxnews.com/politics/chicago-gangs-clash-venezuelan-tren-de-aragua-members-blacks-against-migrants>.

Let's do some fun and quick and pretty easy analysis here.

The title slug is pretty provocative: "GANGS CLASH".

Did they, though? Clash?

Let's see what the article has to say! They spent time writing it, so let's do
them the honor of reading it.

Don't worry, we don't have to read far.

The very first paragraph writes,

"Venezuelan migrants moving into Chicago’s South Side have caught the
attention of the city’s gangs, with some fearing an impending turf war between
local gangs and their Venezuelan counterparts."

Oho!

No clashes.

Instead, there's "fear of an impending turf war" just because people moved into
a neighborhood.

Are you kidding me? We're supposed to get our feathers ruffled over this?

GIVE ME SOME BLOOD, BABY. I WANNA SEE SOME GOOD CLASHIN'.

The article does helpfully include this image, though:

[image]

Oooo...scary graffiti! LOOK AT IT IT"S HORRIFYING.

Dude, my train station in Switzerland has more graffiti with idiotic supporters
of FCZ and GCZ having a "turf war" over whose soccer team is the most awesomest.
Maybe FOX News should be covering that impending gang war.

Anybody else interested in some good clashin' is going to walk away from this
article with empty hands. It's all hypotheticals. Literally nothing has happened
yet.

I checked, even though an article that contradicts its headline IN THE VERY
FIRST PARAGRAPH doesn't really deserve to be read in full.

But my buddy sent it and, man, I can't just ignore them.

Sincerely,

Your friendly neighborhood newsreader.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Checking in on James Howard Kunstler]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5018</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=5018"/>
    <updated>2024-08-19T00:29:03+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Bang-and-Whimper" by James Howard Kunstler
<https://jameshowardkunstler.substack.com/p/bang-and-whimper> from a few
months ago outlined the mindless and morally unhinged argument
promulgated by people all across the political spectrum in the U.S. and
Europe.

"The Woke-Marxist college kids are wailing over the actions of Israel in
Gaza — as they will for anyone within"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Aug 2024 00:29:03
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The article "Bang-and-Whimper" by James Howard Kunstler
<https://jameshowardkunstler.substack.com/p/bang-and-whimper> from a few months
ago outlined the mindless and morally unhinged argument promulgated by people
all across the political spectrum in the U.S. and Europe.

"The Woke-Marxist college kids are wailing over the actions of Israel in Gaza
— as they will for anyone within their dumb-ass equation of
victims-and-oppressors, especially involving brown and white people. It is a
brutal operation in Gaza, for sure, but so was the Hamas act-of-war on October 7
that many want to forget about now. They still hold and torture hostages, you
know."

[image]Let's see how Captain Kunstler is doing. Well, he's an upstate hater of
all that is downstate, but he sees eye-to-eye with Scott Greenfield, whom
Kunstler would no doubt refer to a "Jew lawyer" in a moment of weakness or if he
were in his cups. Kunstler himself is also Jewish, which goes a ways toward
explaining his blind devotion to Israel, but is still a bit mysterious, if
you've read other things he's written. Still, a lot of the more interesting
stuff he's written is quite a ways in the past now. He's been on a different
track for a while now.

Both Kunstler and Greenfield acknowledge the "brutal occupation", but also don't
think that one thing has anything to do with the other. Hamas does hold
hostages, but there is no evidence at all that they are torturing them. Those
that have been returned report that they've been treated as well as is possible
within the strict confines of the mass-bombing and starvation campaign in Gaza.
But Kunstler and Greenfield think that anyone who's against Israel's policies is
a whiny idiot who's too young and stupid to have an opinion worth respecting.
The only people worth listening to are those who know you've got to "torture
some folks", as Obama once said.

Am I being unfair? Let's see what else he has to say.

"I doubt that Israel wants to exterminate the Gazans, but at this point they
would probably like to export them to other nations that share their Arab
culture."

Yup. Just "export" them to "other nations". That would be ethnic cleansing. It
doesn't matter how you dress it up, Jim. Jim goes on to rehash that hoary old
chestnut that the Palestinians won't be happy until Israel has been wiped from
the map -- as if the Palestinians have anything approaching any leverage in this
situation. He doesn't seem to notice the irony that his preferred solution is
to, wholeheartedly support the genocide of the Palestinians as the only via
solution for Israel while accusing the Palestinians of being interested in a
genocide that they have to hope of perpetrating. He's accepted the calculus that
it's either one side or the other, so the Jews should have Israel, as far as Jim
is concerned. His words, not mine.

Anything else, Jim?

"They might have turned their 40 kilometers of Mediterranean beach-front into a
world-beating resort, but instead they spent billions in international aid
building a tunnel network and purchasing arms to wage war against Israel."

Oh, yes, this one! Scott Greenfield also likes this one: that the Palestinians
were utterly free to build a paradise but instead used all of their energy to
work toward their only goal: eliminating all Jews. That is, they neglected their
own society and people, all for the overarching goal of eliminating all Jews
from Israel. Pure fantasy. It utterly ignores what he stated at the top, which
is the "brutal occupation", which prevents anything from happening in Palestine
that isn't approved by Israel. And Israel approves of nothing. This argument is
so spectacularly ignorant, mean-spirited, and self-serving that it takes your
breath a way, just a bit.

"And what if Mr. Netanyahu launches a peremptory attack against southern Lebanon
to destroy those bases?"

Well, one thing's for sure, Jim. I know that you will think that it's everyone's
fault but Israel's when the world fries. Jim is nothing if not a good
Republican, though. He's 100% for Israel, against Hamas, but also against the
war in Ukraine. To whit:

"[...] the stark reality is that Russia is in control of the tactical situation
on the ground. The WEF syndicate’s project — fronted by NATO — to weaken
Russia and eventually loot its resources is a flop."

So why do I read Jim still? Well, you have to peek over the fence every once in
a while. He's  still capable of quite cogent analysis when he's not being a
raging anti-Muslim, anti-woke racist.

"The hidden truth now is that the USA war blob needs to cut its losses in
Ukraine and wants to bug out. The trouble is: how to do that in a way that does
not amount to another gross American strategic humiliation? That’s Russia’s
problem, too: how to adroitly work the conclusion of this fiasco in a way that
doesn’t humiliate the USA to the degree that we resort to some new act of
geopolitical insanity in compensation."

See? That wasn't so hard.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Greenfield’s final post of 2023]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4921</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4921"/>
    <updated>2023-12-31T17:28:02+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I've written about the author a few times because of the extremely sharp
turn he took on October 7th, 2023. See "Losing the plot completely"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4839>, "Some
commentators are still MIA"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4846>, "Moar unhinged
commentary" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4833>, and
"Strawman battles: rape is never OK!"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4881>. Just in case
you think I'm picking on him, here's part of...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. Dec 2023 17:28:02
Updated by marco on 1. Jan 2024 10:40:43
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I've written about the author a few times because of the extremely sharp turn he
took on October 7th, 2023. See "Losing the plot completely"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4839>, "Some commentators are
still MIA" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4846>, "Moar
unhinged commentary" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4833>,
and "Strawman battles: rape is never OK!"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4881>. Just in case you think
I'm picking on him, here's part of his last post of 2023 "Inflection Point 2023"
by Scott H. Greenfield
<https://blog.simplejustice.us/2023/12/31/inflection-point-2023/>.

"[...] the Hamas terrorist attack of October 7th and its ensuing war in Gaza has
bubbled up the fundamental differences between a liberal democratic nation and
the swell of simplistic authoritarianism of the young.

"Others in my position have adopted the woke view of the world, some because
they needed the validation that comes from espousing the popular views of
progressives, and others because they were never quite as serious as I thought.
Or hoped. But how many more marches by the young and unduly passionate who
justify terrorism and suddenly find rape and murder acceptable when done by
those their tribe tells them to favor?"

He's now just going to be part of the "old guard" defending "liberal democracy"
from authoritarianism. Who do you see as being on your side? Who is for liberal
democracy in the current political climate? Chuck Schumer? You might want to
check carefully there. He's certainly on your side in the current phase of the
long Israeli war against Palestine, but he can't seriously be said to be a
supporter of liberal democracy. He can't seriously be considered
non-authoritarian.

That goes for pretty much anyone in that party, from Nancy Pelosi on down. I'm
almost certain he's not looking for sanity from the leading lights of the
Republican party.

And he makes sure to mention again that everyone seems to love rape as long it's
Jews and/or Israelis being raped. He thinks that these students are protesting
for no other reason than to show their support of terrorism against Israelis. He
thinks that every last one of them is happy that Israelis were killed and raped
and hope that it happens more.

Did I perhaps misread what he wrote? Am I not being generous enough to what he
thinks?

"I never would have believed in my old man head that we would be back to open
Jew hatred again. Yet here we are, and tens of thousands of people who would
claim the mantle of progress fully embrace the end of Jews. Never in its wildest
dreams would Hamas have believed that raping and beheading Jews would turn them
into progressive darlings, but here we are."

Nope. He's pretty clear. Most progressives hate Jews and love rape and
terrorism. Black on white.

Want more? He's not done.

"Will this cause young progressives to recognize the error of their ideology?
Will they realize that their sudden existential concern for Palestinians when
they cared nothing about them until it meant they could openly hate Jews."

Who hurt him? I mean personally? He used to be so level-headed. Now he's
completely derailed.

[image]I don't know how he could sanely come to that conclusion, but this is his
go-to topic now. He's not letting go. How will he possibly reconcile with anyone
outside of a pretty tiny circle of people who are going to agree with that
extreme viewpoint? Does he care? Probably not.

But this is the slippery slope to grumpy, old, out-of-touch-man territory. He's
basically the same as any person who watches FOX News and unquestioningly agrees
with their wildest ideas about what's happening.

You poor, lost guy. I wish you the best of luck in 2024.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Best of This is Hell! 2023]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4913</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4913"/>
    <updated>2023-12-26T23:09:53+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image] I've listened to "This is Hell!" <https://thisishell.com> for at
least 20 years. When I worked in Chicago a few times for a client, I
tried to get up to Evanston to the bar -- Cary's Lounge -- under what is
now the studio, but was never able to meet Chuck.

I haven't listened to it as religiously this year as other years, but...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 26. Dec 2023 23:09:53
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[image] I've listened to "This is Hell!" <https://thisishell.com> for at least
20 years. When I worked in Chicago a few times for a client, I tried to get up
to Evanston to the bar -- Cary's Lounge -- under what is now the studio, but was
never able to meet Chuck.

I haven't listened to it as religiously this year as other years, but started
walking with podcasts a lot more this winter and stumbled on the "best of 2023"
series they've got going. It's awesome! Their listeners chose really, really
good interviews! They cover all of the hellish topics that we have to address
before we're no longer in hell.

In no particular order, here are the ones I liked, with some citations to
provide context and pique interest.

"Best of 2023: The Long Land War / Jo Guldi" <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1675-jo-guldi>

   "I think it is so vital right now that we embrace the utopianism that was
      present in the 1940s and 1950s with land redistribution and use it as a
   way
      to guide us in this moment when we have a lot of grassroots voices saying
   we
      are in trouble. There is a gun to our head, and yet we seem to be in a
   moment
      of paralysis, institutional paralyzes where little seems to shift."

"Best of 2023: American Agriculture Is about Money, not Food / Alan Guebert" <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1674-alan-guebert>

   "This system will collapse under its own weight because it's not now and
      never has, and therefore can't supply what's really required: healthy,
      vibrant, growing community. Agriculture should be about what it says it's
      about. It's a compound word: agri-culture. It should be about food
      communities. When we get away from that, we are slowly getting away from
      what's sustainable or even regenerative. In the way of rural America,
      regenerative and sustainable used to be the way those communities grew and
      the way they supplied the world, especially your neighbors, your local
      communities with high quality, low cost food. And after, or maybe
   hopefully
      before the collapse is complete, we'll get that message."

"Best of 2023: Secret Power: Wikileaks and its Enemies / Stefania Maurizi" <https://thisishell.com/episodes/1672>

   "At the moment, I'm sure the moment he leaves the European soil, the moment
      he leaves London, he's gone, Julian Assange is gone. I'm sure the moment
   he
      gets extradited to the U. S. is a dead man. Politically, professionally,
   he's
      dead."

"Best of 2023: Big Pharma Rigs the Game / Julia Rock" <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1671-julia-rock>

   "These are the companies that, that at the end of the day have, have provided
      us with lifesaving treatments like the government funded, government
      subsidized COVID vaccine. Companies like modern and Pfizer are jacking up
      prices on it. There's lots of evil stuff happening…It's difficult to
   hold
      those two things in our head at the same time."

"Best of 2023: "Luxury Emissions" Doom Us All / Christopher Ketcham" <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1670-christopher-ketcham>

   "Under Neoliberalism, the poor, the working class, the lower middle classes,
      THEY all have to practice personal responsibility, you see, but
   corporations,
      and the wealthy who are served by corporations, and the wealthy who are
      subsidized by government in collusion with corporations: not so much
   personal
      responsibility, right? So I think we’re just looking at the hypocrisy of
      the class system, right? So these social obligations apply, you know, to
   the
      lower classes, but not to the upper classes."

      At 32:20, he talks about technophilic solutions to climate change,

   "Climate change is just one part, one part of the world problematique, which
      is overshoot, the global overshoot of population and the overshoot of
   human
      economies, right? Beyond the biological carrying capacity of Mother Earth.

      "And so that overshoot, you know, it can be seen in multiple ways: ozone
      depletion, loss of tropical rain forest and woodlands, the massive and
      continuing expansion of domesticated land, the massive die-off of
   wildlife,
      the domination of the planet by homo sapiens and our domesticated animals,
      coastal nitrogen expansion, the fisheries fully exploited, biodiversity
   crash
      due to, again, the total domination by homo sapiens -- the almost-total
      domination by homo sapiens -- of the Earth, desertification, soil loss,
      chemical/nuclear waste, freshwater shortages, and on and on and on.

      "But, mainstream environmentalists say 'our only problem is climate
   change;
      everything else is fine.' Nope, we're not overpopulated, we're not
      overconsuming, we're not overshooting the limits to growth on planet
   Earth.
      No, that's not an issue. 

      "So, instead, what is offered to the public is a bright, creamy, green
   dream
      that technology is going to save us. There's literally goes to be a deus
   ex
      machina of solar and wind power and lithium-ion batteries that is going to
      somehow subsidize -- or continue to subsidize -- our profligate lifestyles
      and our deranged growth system -- our economic and population growth
   system
      -- at the same time that we can wean ourselves off of fossil fuels.

      "These are all lies. But, again, they are widespread lies. And they lies
      given the imprimatur of authority by major newspapers and major
   environmental
      groups."

      At 34:00 he says (about Extinction Rebellion's announcement that they will
   no
      longer be doing as much their "annoying citizens" kind of protests),

   "What they're ceasing are the preeminently stupid tactics of laying down in
      highways, pissing off motorists, who are trapped in the techno-industrial
      system. This is the system we live in. We drive cars. There are motorways.
      Our public transit has been eviscerated by the trucking industry (at least
   in
      the U.S.) There are many communities that are dependent on cars. If you
   lay
      down in the street, all you're doing is pissing off average citizens, who
      might be in your corner."

      At 1:00:00, he responds to Chuck's question about how we don't discuss
      climate change in terms of class,

   "100%. That is the issue that we're not talking about. Remember, there's no
      classes in the United States, man. We're all equal. It's all equal
      opportunity. [chuckles] Lies, lies, lies. Yes, absolutely. If we don't
      address class and the implications of class bifurcation and the extreme
      inequality and the rule by the wealthy and the oligarchy, we're never
   going
      to get to a sustainable society.

      "As I mentioned earlier, elites are buffered by their money from the
   negative
      consequences of environmental change. They will resist altering the system
   --
      the system of growth, the system of capital accumulation, the system of
      constantly expanding ecological footprint -- they will resist altering
   that
      system that has benefitted them so greatly, right up to the very end.

      "So that, effectively, to change such a society, you've got to rid of the
      elites. And then we're talking about revolution."

"Best of 2023: How Corporations Overthrew Democracy / Claire Provost & Matt Kennard" <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1676-matt-kennard-claire-provost>

   "The corporation is a devilish economic instrument that has gone out of
      control. The problem is the instrument itself."

      This one was informative, but wasn't as full of AHA! moments as the ones
      above.

"Best of 2023: Family Abolition: Capitalism and the Communizing of Care / M.E. O'Brien" <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1678-me-obrien>

   I started off not really liking this interview, but warmed up completely when
      I realized that we're on the same wavelength. They came out so strongly
      against traditional families that I reacted negatively, thinking "the
      families and couples I know aren't dysfunctional, and they're all pretty
      traditional."

      But, then, I slowly realized that they're not pretty traditional. They
   live
      in very traditional communities, but several of the strongest
      families/couples I know are definitely not "male-dominated". Each partner
   has
      their strengths, but only some chores/tasks are traditionally assigned.
   But
      that's the point! The point is that my family is healthy and strong
   because
      it's not aligned along traditional, capitalistic needs and lines. It's
      already quite communal. The parts of it that are the least communal are
   the
      most dysfunctional, actually.

      At 23:00, they say,

   "Private households aren't something we all choose because we're all
      brainwashed or we can't think of anything better. But we pursue private
      households -- finding a partner to age with, raising children within a
      private household -- because that is a necessary survival strategy [sic;
      should be "tactic"] in racial capitalism.

      "That in the dynamics of labor markets, state policy, of what it takes to
      survive and reproduce in the world, we form private households that we're
      then really dependent on. That the private household is a major dimension
   of
      reproduction. 

      "And that we, that in our efforts to form alternative families -- better
      families, chosen families -- they often end up reproducing many of the
      problems that we are trying to get away from.

      "That the contradictions of trying to survive in a capitalist society put
      tremendous pressures on people, that end up fragmenting chosen
   relationships,
      and reproducing all sorts of gender inequality and class inequality within
      chose family structures, and end up putting a lot of pressure on people,
      reimposing, in some cases, traditional gender roles."

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[English. Do you speak it?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4898</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4898"/>
    <updated>2023-12-13T22:11:42+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[For what felt like the millionth time, I angrily muttered "were" under
my breath, as I read someone use "was" for what was clearly a
subjunctive intent. Always willing to improve, I looked the damned thing
up, to see whether I was shouting into the wind, as I do on so many
other topics.

The...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Dec 2023 22:11:42
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For what felt like the millionth time, I angrily muttered "were" under my
breath, as I read someone use "was" for what was clearly a subjunctive intent.
Always willing to improve, I looked the damned thing up, to see whether I was
shouting into the wind, as I do on so many other topics.

The article "Getting in the (Subjunctive) Mood"
<https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/getting-in-the-subjunctive-mood>
explains quite well what the subjunctive mood is and how to formulate it. But,
it does so in a nearly wholly capitulatory fashion to descriptivism over
prescriptivism. It cites example of usage from Twitter FFS, then shows how even
F. Scott Fitzgerald used "were" and "was" interchangeably.

[image]OK, fine. But, do we really not draw a distinction between "technically
correct, but understandable only for those who actually know the language and
potentially confusing for those who don't?" and "technically wrong, but
understandable to more people who don't know the language, and places the burden
of interpretation on the listener or reader, who has to adduce from context that
which is not present in the text?"

Nope! An official source like Merriam Webster happily prescribes "YOU DO YOU
BUDDY" as its official advice for how to write the subjunctive mood. Incredible.
I am appalled. Is that not a complete dereliction of duty for a dictionary?
Descriptivist trash. We are flying in the direction of a
lowest-common-denominator language whose level of expressiveness will be
determined by those who demand the least of it. Hooray.

Yeah, no. I'm going to die on this hill of grammatical rigor, spouting my sermon
in a language become completely incomprehensible to everyone else. As with so
much else, Idiocracy saw this coming.

[media]

Amazing. The video is age-restricted because it uses the word "fag". The same
country that can't stop killing thousands of people per day with its war machine
-- to say nothing of what it aids and abets with arms sales -- gets its panties
in a bunch about the word "fag", whose intent has literally nothing to do with
homosexuality in the context in which it was used. Priorities.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Conspiracy theorist accuses conspiracy theorist of being a conspiracy theorist]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4865</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4865"/>
    <updated>2023-11-19T19:02:33+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "The Russel Brand Conspiracy" by Tony McKenna
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2023/11/12/the-russel-brand-conspiracy/>
writes the following about the allegations against Russell Brand,

"The allegations made against him by the Panorama program seem highly
credible.  They range from sexual harassment to rape. One victim alleged
that Brand raped her against a wall of his house. "

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Nov 2023 19:02:33
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The article "The Russel Brand Conspiracy" by Tony McKenna
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2023/11/12/the-russel-brand-conspiracy/> writes
the following about the allegations against Russell Brand,

"The allegations made against him by the Panorama program seem highly credible. 
They range from sexual harassment to rape. One victim alleged that Brand raped
her against a wall of his house.  This allegation pertains to 2012. The evidence
to support the allegation consists of a text message she sent him telling him
following the assault just how frightened she’d been, that ‘no means no’
to which he responded by saying he was ‘very sorry’.  In addition, the rape
crisis center she went to the next day logged her visit."

I can't help but agree that what I've heard of the allegations seems to be
credible. It doesn't seem too surprising because Brand has a reputation for sex
addiction and "getting around". That gut feeling, though, is tantamount to how
we used to prosecute witches. My gut feeling may just be based on wild
allegations that I've already internalized without verification from elsewhere.

I was never quite able to square this reputation with what Brand says when I've
watched his show -- which I haven't done in quite a while, I admit -- or when
I've seen him in interviews. He's coherent, well-spoken, and almost
overwhelmingly empathetic in his worldview.

At any rate, this article is in no way a litigation of Russell Brand's case, one
way or another. The rest of this article should in no way be considered to be a
judgment or opinion on the details of Brand's specific case.

It's more of a musing -- perhaps, a prosecution -- of the current authorial
style of lurid hinting and manipulation of circumstantial evidence for ... what?
Internet points? I suppose it differs from person to person, but trial-by-media
is increasingly the go-to method for punishing the wicked. Perhaps Twitter
should introduce an A [1] to be meted out by a public majority.

[What is evidence?]

I am not a lawyer, but a lot -- if not all -- of the evidence the author listed
above does seem to be circumstantial. I am well-aware of how difficult it is to
prove beyond a reasonable doubt that sexual harassment or rape has taken place,
but that doesn't mean that we should lower our standards of evidence,.

Or does it? I think a lot of people think that it does -- especially when it
means that you can nail people that you find distasteful. This has been
happening more and more lately -- the weaponizing of stigma. It's honestly very
hard to know what to believe -- but after the last decade of bullshit stories,
I, for one, have become much more careful in believing what I hear from
so-called reliable and mainstream sources. Their agenda is not my agenda -- and
their agenda colors everything they communicate.

The Panorama program is a TV show, with a to-me unknown repute. I can't say what
weight I should give to their any evidence they present. Let's assume it's all
true, and is as the author laid out. Brand's responding that he's "very sorry"
is not necessarily an admission of guilt, He may just have been sorry that he'd
so wildly misinterpreted the situation.

Even the rape-crisis-center visit is circumstantial, no? What did she do there?
Did she report a rape? Did she seek counseling? Did she ask whether they thought
she'd been raped? The center's not just there to record rapes, but to counsel
women who've been traumatized and to help them process their trauma, whatever
may have caused it. This process doesn't always end in corroboration, does it?
It is the journalist's job to discover these things before just filling a
segment or article with circumstantial evidence, then rounding up.

If the center thinks that a person's story doesn't amount to rape, wouldn't it
help the person work through what amounted to a combination of horrible
circumstance, bad decisions, and others taking advantage [2] and help them avoid
them in the future? What is counseling for, if not that?

Or is a center like this just considered a rubber-stamp machine to validate the
rape claims of every single person who walks through the door? Doesn't it do
more damage to an already traumatized person to round their experience up to
rape, turning them into a victim, a survivor, where they might have been able to
leave the experience behind them instead? Who would such a policy serve?

I can't imagine that's the case, so I have to assume that a visit to a rape
crisis center implies only that the woman was far more traumatized the day after
a "date" than she should have been, but cannot conclude that a rape has
occurred.

Perhaps with enough circumstantial evidence, it becomes damning evidence, but,
again, I am not a lawyer. I'd hope it doesn't work like that. One piece of
evidence that, taken alone, amounts to nothing, can be combined with other
pieces of similar evidence and, instead of adding several nothings and getting
nothing, you get ... something. You get proof...somehow.

[Everyone else is a conspiracy theorist]

The author continues,

"The accusation is a persuasive one, the victim’s account is supported by
objective and documented evidence.  But for the conspiracy theorist, such
persuasive evidence does not speak to the likelihood of Brand’s guilt, instead
it speaks to the power of the conspiracy set in motion against him."

To counter that, for the conspiracy theorist intent on prosecution,
circumstantial evidence becomes "credible" and "persuasive", which gets rounded
up to "damning" and "incriminating", and should end in a prison sentence.
Anything else is a gross miscarriage of justice that serves as evidence of the
patriarchy's chokehold on the system.

I don't claim to know anything about Brand's specific case. I don't really care.
There are other, far more serious, things to think about, to be perfectly
honest.

It was just interesting to start skimming an article about how conspiracy
theorists can't be convinced by any evidence, in which the author is seemingly
convinced by ... any evidence, no matter how circumstantial. The author is
clearly putting Brand on trial here. Look at the photo he included of Brand,
where he's half-lying on a bed, gazing with what seems to be lasciviously into
the camera. I'm sure that wasn't the first picture the author found. He searched
for it -- because he was on a mission.

With that kind of rigor, you can expect that the evidence lines up nicely. I'm
just trying to figure out why more people don't question things when the
evidence lines up so nicely? You don't even have to doubt the evidence you've
seen -- but maybe you could wonder whether you're seeing only part of the
picture? Is it possible you've not seen exonerating evidence?

[Maybe sit this one out?]

And that, in a nutshell, is what actual trials are for. 

Even when a case does go to trial, you still sometimes have people being
railroaded into a conviction, with suppressed evidence galore. In this case,
Brand's history of sex addiction should have nothing to do with the case at
hand, but would almost definitely be used to prime a jury anyway. It might even
be salient. As I said, I am not a lawyer, and know what I know of law in the
U.S. from TV shows and books, if I'm honest.

Still, the general rule seems to be, if the accused is your friend, you'll stand
by them; if the accuser is your friend, you'll stand by them. That's what
friends do. Friends nod and agree that everyone at your office a bitch but you.
Friends nod and agree that "she was asking for it." It's not always pretty -- it
can be quite ugly, in fact -- but that's what friends are for. For better or
worse, they lend a sympathetic ear.

As for the rest of us, we have no obligation to lean in any direction but where
the evidence points us. What's the advantage to you of publicly voicing an
opinion on something not even the lawyers know enough about to decide? 

Still, if you feel we've gotten enough of the picture to have an opinion, go for
it. Have an opinion. But don't set the bar too low. You don't need to look like
an idiot when it turns out you didn't wait for enough evidence to turn up.  You
probably don't want to write an entire article about it until you're a bit more
certain. Or maybe you do! Maybe you can make a bunch of money casting
aspersions. That's good old capitalism for you.

[People gonna think what they wanna think]

Having enough evidence or not having evidence is sometimes not sufficient to
guarantee justice is served. Even if it does go to court, there are so many
cases where the evidence didn't hold up, but the accused is still considered to
have done whatever they'd been accused of.

Even just considering cases involving famous people: Michael Jackson is just
assumed to have been a child-diddler, even though he was "exonerated on all 14
counts" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_of_Michael_Jackson>. OJ Simpson is
still considered by many to have been a murderer, even though he was "exonerated
on both counts" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_trial_of_O._J._Simpson>.
Kevin Spacey still can't get a job and he's the frequent butt of rape jokes on
SNL, but he was found "not guilty on 12 counts against him"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Spacey#Legal_issues>. Matt Gaetz, too, is
the frequent butt of jokes about raping minors, but "charges have never even
been brought against him"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matt_Gaetz#Conclusion_of_DOJ_investigation>.

You may have your opinions about whether these people purchased influence or
cheated at trial. That's fine. But you're being a conspiracy theorist. You
believe that there was a conspiracy to hijack the courts of the U.S. to render
injustice.

If you think "corruption" every time you don't get the conviction you want, and
think the courts are great when they decide "your way", then you have no faith
in the justice system. You should own that and consider its implications.

There are further implications if you prefer evidence-free
trials-by-social-media to a sometimes-broken, but official criminal-justice
system.

As for non-famous people, check out the "Innocence Project"
<https://innocenceproject.org/> for a list of people who are on death row after
having been railroaded through sentencing and often spent decades in prison for
crimes they didn't commit -- and which the police and prosecution knew they
hadn't committed, but they needed a warm body -- just waiting for the state to
murder them.

[But a kook believes me!]

"In a well-researched and vigorous piece, the Guardian journalist George Monbiot
scrutinizes these kinds of claims."

Look, I liked Monbiot's book "Heat"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2349>, but in the thirteen
intervening years since I've read it, I've found him to be increasingly
unreadable. He's unhinged and makes wild accusations, kind of like Russell
Brand, to be honest. I consider neither one of them to be reliable sources
because they see demons everywhere.

I only noticed at the end that Tony McKenna (the author whose article I've
cited) wrote a 13-page piece about Russell Brand -- and he can't even spell his
name correctly. How seriously should I even take this kind of tripe?

[image]I wish these people could see the irony of them accusing someone of being
a conspiracy theorist, all the while writing long screeds about other conspiracy
theorists' inability to admit to the allegations against them, while citing
other conspiracy theorists, and while not even spellchecking the name of the
target of their derision.

Ah, but one never thinks of oneself as a conspiracy theorist, nor of one's
sources. Hell, I'm probably guilty of this sometimes -- or maybe even all the
time! How would I know?! Hell, I might even be doing it right now.
🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] I highlighted that letter with HTML code, but probably social media would
    land on using 🅰️, even though it's not a "scarlet letter"
    <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter> -- it's a scarlet
    background with a white letter.
  
  In this way, it would fit perfectly with people constantly using the Swiss
  flag 🇨🇭 to indicate the Red Cross ⛑ (See? Even the emoji that comes up
  when I type "red cross" is a red hat with a white cross.)


[1] Please note that the sentence starts off with the supposition that the
    center had determined that what had happened didn't fit the legal definition
    of rape, in which case the reasons for what actually happened are even more
    hypothetical.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Fixing a crash blossom]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4817</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4817"/>
    <updated>2023-10-25T22:23:48+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I recently read the headline "Vacuum suction-mounted wireless TV zip
lines off faulty walls to safety" by Scharon Harding
<https://arstechnica.com/?p=1973580>. What an incredible "crash blossom"
<https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crash%20blossom>. The
author used one hyphen but more punctuation would have been better.

How about: 

Original

   Vacuum suction-mounted wireless TV zip lines off faulty walls to

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Oct 2023 22:23:48
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I recently read the headline "Vacuum suction-mounted wireless TV zip lines off
faulty walls to safety" by Scharon Harding <https://arstechnica.com/?p=1973580>.
What an incredible "crash blossom"
<https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crash%20blossom>. The author
used one hyphen but more punctuation would have been better.

How about: 

Original

   Vacuum suction-mounted wireless TV zip lines off faulty walls to safety

Add punctuation

   Vacuum-suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines off faulty walls to safety.

Remove redundancy

   Vacuum-Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines off faulty walls to safety.

Restore phrase

   Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines to safety off faulty walls to safety.

Use preposition

   Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines to safety from faulty walls.

Precise condition

   Suction-mounted, wireless TV zip-lines to safety if wall fails.


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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[We've been here before]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4797</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4797"/>
    <updated>2023-09-23T21:58:14+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The interview "The Great Reorganization of Sexuality and Gender" by Hugh
Ryan <https://thisishell.com/interviews/1635-hugh-ryan> is quite an
interesting discussion, which ranged over some absolutely terrible
characterizations of what the concerns of so-called right-wingers are,
as well as seemingly obstinately refusing to acknowledge the modern-day
use of the...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 23. Sep 2023 21:58:14
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The interview "The Great Reorganization of Sexuality and Gender" by Hugh Ryan
<https://thisishell.com/interviews/1635-hugh-ryan> is quite an interesting
discussion, which ranged over some absolutely terrible characterizations of what
the concerns of so-called right-wingers are, as well as seemingly obstinately
refusing to acknowledge the modern-day use of the word snowflake, instead
clinging to a 19th-century definition, as well as completely misdefining the
Dunning-Kruger Effect, and misusing "strawman argument" for good measure. Then
he uses the phrase "fractaling forward", which I don't understand what that even
means.

Still, he makes an interesting point about the categories we currently use to
delineate genders and sexual preference being arbitrary. That is, just because
we've had certain categories for 100 years doesn't lend them any scientific
verisimilitude. The conditions that led to the current list of categories were
diverse, and kind of arbitrary. Intervening research has been largely ignored,
largely for wholly unscientific and arbitrary reasons.

At about 35:00. Hugh says,

"Suddenly we have to break apart the queer idea of the 19th century, which was
generally called 'the invert', which was kind of like the idea of what we think
of trans and intersex mixed together. Well, now we know that there are people
who desire other people of the same sex who are not trans or intersex. So,
sexologists freak out, and they start to define all of these different
categories. We end up picking out lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and
intersex as the ones we'll move forward with, but these people are also defining
things like 'the identity of the woman who likes to be sexually aroused with
hatpins.' That was considered a standalone identity. Pickpockets in the
nineteen-teens were considered a biological class the way we might think about
homosexuals. Right?"

Now, your instinct might be to say, 'yeah, but that was stupid. We know better
now." 

Do we, though? Are we sure we've got it all right now? That we've accounted for
all of the nuance of human experience with our handful of categories?

I'm not saying we put litterboxes into classrooms -- because nobody shits in the
classrom, you goddamned idiots, whether you identify as a cat or a human. No
shitting in the classroom. A relatively easy rule to impose, I would say.

So, Hugh's point is that this has all happened before, and that it was all
bullshit based on prejudices and arbitrary choices before -- and that's all it
is this time. Humans love to make arbitrary choices for no known rhyme or reason
-- or for spectacularly stupid, petty, or racist/discriminatory reasons -- and
then completely forget that they've done so. Stir, wait a few decades, and
everyone is utterly convinced that it wouldn't be the way that it is without
good reason.

Which takes us to pronouns and identifies and sexual/gender identification.
Look, science is screaming from its desk that there are only two genders as far
as gametes are concerned. There are people who are both genders. There are
people who don't feel like either gender. There are people who have the
biological equipment for one gender, but are genetically the other gender. It's
not like it happens all the time, but it can happen. There are people who are
one biological gender, but absolutely feel like the other one.

Leave them all be.

Honestly, there are so many ways to be an awful human being and huge detriment
to society -- and absolutely none of those things listed above are any of those
ways. If the worst thing you can find about a person is that they are acting
like other than their biological gender, then you've found an incredibly good
person. For Christ's sake.

If a person looks very much like a man to you and they ask to be addressed as
"she" and "her", then you be polite and do your best to accommodate them. Their
job is to not jump down your throat if you don't get it right the first few
times. It's just as if someone named Robert asks to be called "Rob" or "Bob" --
if you keep calling them Robert, you're just being an asshole. Or you don't care
what they think. That's a perfectly good reason to not call people by the
monikers they prefer -- but be aware that you're burning bridges.

So, we have to clean up some terminology and we have to make sure the people do
stay focused on solving actual societal problems -- instead of focusing all of
their energy on helping trans or intersex people and then calling it a day,
which is also not cool because we really do have a list of things to do, in
priority order, and it would be absolutely awesome if helping a handful of
people and children feel more at home in their own skins were at the top of the
list, but it's just not. It's just not even close.

Just in the same price range, there are children who are hungry every damned day
and we're not doing enough yet to make sure they're fed, to say nothing of
whether they feel OK in their own heads. They can't think straight because
they're hungry. Let's solve that one and then see how they feel.

They'll probably feel that they'd like fresh air and fresh water and less
climate change and a fuckload fewer billionaires sucking all of the value out of
humanity like an engorged tick. So, yeah, priorities.

But I'm getting off course again here. Even with cleaning up terminology: this
is not the first time we're dealing with pronouns, FFS. Most of the people
complaining about pronouns barely even know what one is -- and they're not even
close to mentally equipped to examine the linguistic environment that we already
inhabit and notice that there already is a framework of pronouns and titles,
some of which is based on biological gender, and some of which is just cultural
baggage.

There are languages that don't recognize gender as much as English -- e.g.,
Turkish -- and there are others that have a neutral form -- e.g., German and
Russian -- and those are languages that are relatively close to the European
family of languages. I have no idea what's going on in Hindi, Thai, Vietnamese,
Chinese, Japanese, or any of the thousands of other languages used on this
planet.

What I'm saying is that there is no God-given way of addressing someone. There
is only the way that that person prefers to be addressed. In programming circles
that don't suck, people are incredibly concerned with making forms that stop
asking for "first name" and "last name" because it's incredibly culturally
myopic. It barely even works in Europe anymore, to say nothing of the rest of
the world. Instead, you should just ask for a person's "official name" -- where
they fill out as many names as they want -- and their "preferred name" -- where
they, again, fill out as many names as they want.

In fact, we still have so many forms that ask for gender -- MALE or FEMALE
PLEASE -- or that ask for title, chosen from a dropdown list -- Mr., Ms., Mrs.,
etc. -- because everyone has one of those, right? What about Dr.? What about
someone who doesn't want to reveal their marital status with their name? Oh,
then use "Ms.". What if you're a guy? Oh, then just ... use "Mr." What about if
you're a woman who identifies as a guy? Oh, FUCK IT, just stop asking for that
information.

[image]

Hell, we still have standardized tests that ask for "race". Yikes. When I took
the SAT, I told them I was a "Pacific Islander" because I knew, even then, that
it absolutely does not matter.

Honestly, we're past it and it never mattered in the first place. It only
mattered as long as we had laws that discriminated against certain genders, skin
colors, races, countries of origin, marital statuses, etc.. Now that we've
cleared out a bunch of that juristic detritus, we're faced with the possibility
of just building a set of rules that make sense [1], rather than whatever
bullshit we've cargo-culted from our more overtly colonial age. [2]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] I am aware, of course, that I am being wildly optimistic here. It's utterly
    naive to think that anything important could ever be regulated by common
    sense.


[1] C'mon, we're still an empire with colonies everywhere we can grab them, but
    we pretend that we're not. I don't think it's the first step toward getting
    rid of the empire, but it's at least an acknowledgment that you can no
    longer just put your boot on someone's neck and call it day, knowing that
    the escalator to the heavenly ever-after is ready to carry your moral and
    principled ass upward. No, now we know that empires are an immoral thing,
    but we also know that they are an incredibly lucrative thing, so we continue
    to have an empire, but pretend that we do not. I have no idea what my point
    is, just that we've been forced to put some effort into hiding something
    that we used to be inordinately proud of. This may very well be a local
    maximum, as, now that it's hidden, the U.S. empire is a cancer that will
    almost certainly be much more difficult to excise from the body of humanity
    -- because no-one even knows that it's a problem.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Robert Edward Grant: King of Gobbledygook]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4772</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4772"/>
    <updated>2023-08-27T03:41:34+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A good friend of mine sent the following video to me, telling me "just
lean back, relax, and let it flow over you." Excellent advice, my
friend.

[media]

The following are some notes and comments I sent to him as I was
watching it.

(A) Um, OK. Some interesting stuff, but WHOA. (B) You're right; just
let...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Aug 2023 03:41:34
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A good friend of mine sent the following video to me, telling me "just lean
back, relax, and let it flow over you." Excellent advice, my friend.

[media]

The following are some notes and comments I sent to him as I was watching it.

(A) Um, OK. Some interesting stuff, but WHOA. (B) You're right; just let it flow
over you. (C) Terrified that this is how I sound to other people.

[image]

"The Great Pyramid is 11/7, which is the base to the height.  So 117 and 11.7
squared is 137 and that's the number of times the sarcophagus will fit in the
King's chamber."

OMG BWAHAHAHAHAHA. 

That was a really good one. He had me going for a bit, but that numerology just
went way off the deep end. Good times! Loving it.

🤯🤯🤯

And then you have the guys in another video (that my friend had sent to me), who
are intelligent, but believe the most fantastical things. Or have a weird idea
of how physics works. "100 years ago, put light through celluloid, you got an
image. And sound."

Wait. What? I was with him up to the "And sound" part. The sound is not encoded
into celluloid AFAIK.

It's a great thing to discuss, though! How to preserve
culture/knowledge/information in a format that the future can read?

This Grant guy, though! Goddamn I can't imagine how many people who are stoned
out of their minds think that he is a GOD.

"If you're a mountain climber, then you're not going to want to climb the hill
behind your house. You're going to climb Everest, or Kilimanjaro, something
significant."

No. This is exactly wrong. This is how we *think* we should act, but it's
destructive and counter-productive and psychological poison. Stop thinking that
the hill behind your house isn't good enough. No-one cares. No-one is paying
attention to you. Just be happy. Walk in the woods. Climb a big hill. It's
enough. You'll be tired. Forget Everest.

"Grant: [...] every action must have an equal opposite reaction.
Interlocutor: Yeah.
Grant: So, for some people who are expanding into the fifth dimension, one over
five is two, so some people are gonna go into the flat dimension.
Interlocutor: Mmhmm.
Grant: Like, literally, there is an expansion of consciousness happening
concomitant to a contraction of it. You cannot have it any other way! Look at
any any movie. LORD OF THE RINGS."

This guy is hilarious. I pray that he's just putting us on, because it would be
lovely. But, I fear that he believes that he is spitting truth, hard as nails.

Still, he left off with this,

"Just love and be loved and relax. Don't take the journey too seriously. Have
fun with it. You know, I think that's the biggest thing. I don't think the world
is a difficult place because people hate each other. I think it can be a
difficult place because we hate ourselves. But it is through the process of
learning to accept and love ourselves, that we will learn to accept and love the
world around us, and then your entire experience and world around you, will
totally transform. And this is what it means to be the change you want to see in
the world."

Once again, a smart guy who believes that individual agency can conquer any sort
of external influences. No food? No clean water? Be the change you want to see
in the world. This kind of philosophy only works for people who already live in
a post-Communist utopian luxury where material needs are satisfied to a degree
and reliability that you can focus exclusively on your mind and your feelings.

It's great for selling books and seminars, but it's just not applicable for 90%
of the world's population. People in other parts of the world can't even think
about stuff like this because they are either malnourished now or were
malnourished during their formative years. They haven't been able to live in
nine countries and learn eight languages and sail on their father's boat (as
Grant has).

This is, in a nutshell, a horseshit philosophy that is extremely dangerous to
sell to people to whom it cannot possibly apply. They will use it as a hammer
and see everything as a nail. They will not blame the philosophy, but will
double down, and blame themselves. The blame is baked in. If the approach
doesn't work, it's because you weren't trying hard enough. If your boat already
floats, this might help keep you on course. If your boat is sinking or halfway
underwater, it's worse than useless -- because you will expend energy on
"thinking your way to success" instead of investing it somewhere that might
actually help you.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Google's trying too hard to be cool]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4775</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4775"/>
    <updated>2023-08-27T03:04:39+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I had the following video in my queue recently,

[media]

The following is not a comment on the usefulness of the information in
these videos, but on the presentation, which I found so distracting as
to make me stop watching. If the poster for it has changed, then here's
what it used to look like.

[image]

I...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Aug 2023 03:04:39
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I had the following video in my queue recently,

[media]

The following is not a comment on the usefulness of the information in these
videos, but on the presentation, which I found so distracting as to make me stop
watching. If the poster for it has changed, then here's what it used to look
like.

[image]

I dunno, it's just too many colors and too much extra content and ... too much
stuff before I get to find out the answer to the question posed in the title.

The backgrounds of Una and Adam's offices look like an AI-generated background
prompted by "cool gen-z office yolo".

[image]

I mean, Adam is always a bit over the top, but he positively looks like a
cartoon character here. I'm wondering how many filters they're using.

[image]

Anyway, these people are fine. They're smart. They're absolutely professionals
in their field. They also look like they're characters in a Saturday Morning
cartoon -- for those of you who even remember what that was.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Eurovision Song Contest 2023 Semis 2 and Finals]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4735</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4735"/>
    <updated>2023-05-14T00:25:55+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I watched the first round of the semifinals but didn't take notes. I was
inspired to take notes for the second semifinals. It was a dumpster
fire.

[The legend]

  * 👎 = Go Home
  * 🫳 = Could be identified as music
  * 👍 = Grudgingly granted to a couple of bands

[Second semifinals]

There were 16...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. May 2023 00:25:55
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I watched the first round of the semifinals but didn't take notes. I was
inspired to take notes for the second semifinals. It was a dumpster fire.

[The legend]

  * 👎 = Go Home
  * 🫳 = Could be identified as music
  * 👍 = Grudgingly granted to a couple of bands

[Second semifinals]

There were 16 contestants, but I've only reviewed fifteen below. Sue me.

Denmark 🇩🇰

   Jesus fucking Christ go home. What was that? A 13-year-old waif with a stupid
   voice; just him on stage. Denmark is embarrassing itself in shocking fashion
   in the Eurovision Song Contest semifinals. This contest is all about bad
   music, but it’s supposed to be kitschy, not actively malevolent.👎

Armenia 🇦🇲

   Just a woman on stage; porn star, wearing not much; lying on stage for most
   of the time; just yelling; same bullshit half-song; lots of light effects;
   frenetic dancing, obviously without training. Not good. Go home.👎

Romania 🇷🇴

   Lone guy on stage, with guitar, singing in Romanian. Dude's dressed like
   Marge Simpson in her Anne Taylor suit. The first part was better; now he's
   prowling around the stage, rapping, at least partly in English. Voice is
   decent, though. 🫳

Estonia 🇪🇪

   Young woman on stage; not a porn star. Singing breathily in English to her
   own piano accompaniment. Oh, wait, she stood up and the piano is still
   playing. Whoops. This is not very good. I don't like this song. 👎

Belgium 🇧🇪 

   Lone guy on stage singing in English. Nope, wait, there are a few dancers;
   lots of video graphics. I have no idea how these people get selected. He's
   not even good flamboyant. He has no moves of physical flair. His voice is
   vanilla. The song is shit. 👎

Cyprus 🇨🇾

   Woman lying on the stage, by herself. Doing some untrained dancing. Also
   vaguely androgynous, like a few of the others. I guess riding the trans wave.
   Song is shit. Dance moves are embarrassing. Guy showed up and started howling
   at some point. 👎

Greece 🇬🇷

   A 16-year-old YouTuber, singing in English, sitting alone on the stage,
   dressed in safari khakis. Awful. Dance moves are pathetic. He's hopping
   around, grabbing his jacket lapels. 👎

This whole palette is awful so far.

Poland 🇵🇱

   Porn star singer with a weak voice. Booty-short dancers. Two men, though. The
   dancing doesn't even have much to do with the beat. They just kind of jerk
   around while music plays. They are no on the beat. I cannot emphasize enough
   how jarring this is. Dancers disappeared and now she's dancing alone. More
   Shakira-violent moves. Singing in English. Utterly generic. 👎

Slovenia 🇸🇮

   An actual band, with actual instruments, singing in Slovenian. Not a porn
   star in sight. A bit weird, but some recognizable signs of stage presence.
   They're a band. It's a song. Puts them streets ahead of the others. 👍

Georgia 🇬🇪

   Woman on stage, by herself, yelling barely comprehensible English into a
   microphone. Not a porn-star look. Belly free, but looking more like a forest
   nymph in a white, long dress. The song is generic AF. The music can barely be
   called that. If this is the bar that AI has to hurdle, then I suppose it's
   already producing music. No epilepsy warning, though it needed one. 👎

San Marino 🇸🇲

   Also a band. Singing in English. Maroon-five-ish, rockish. Band members are
   enthusiastic, but spread all over the stage. Now, the singer's lying on the
   stage. This is a thing this year. Some of them just lay there for the whole
   song. 🫳

Austria 🇦🇹

   Two women singing, with four dancers. Rap-talking their lyrics in English. No
   instruments in evidence. Techno-ish. They're not very mobile. Moves seem
   self-taught; vocals also. I can't imagine ever wanting to hear this song
   again. 👎

Albania 🇦🇱

   Woman singing Albanian. Five backup singers. Everything is red and black, of
   course. Two of the backup singers are actually over forty. Music is generic
   AF. But it's still one of the better ones tonight. That is not saying much,
   though. No band, but a chorus. It's music, at least.🫳

Lithuania 🇱🇹

   Young woman in an orange dress singing slowly to an unseen piano in English.
   This is one of the generic types of songs allowed a the ESC. Some large,
   black, female singers just showed up, presumably in the name of identity
   because the lead singer is way too white and blonde and also too-clearly
   female, which is minus points in this semifinal. 👎

Australia 🇦🇺

   Honorary EU-member starts off the show in a Honda ZRX on a stage. There are
   actually instruments and an actual band, with a pretty heavy sound in the
   chorus. But it's really kind of Duran Duran? These guys should easily make it
   through. They're generic, of course. And they're too chicken to throw in a
   guitar solo, but the guy's voice is decent. I take it back, the female
   guitarist did a five-note guitar solo, but then the lead singer followed it
   up with a slightly longer keytar solo.👍

[The Finals]

This part had 26 contestants, listed below. Some of the repeats reference the
reviews above. I was too lazy to copy/paste it. Sue me. Just scroll. Or search
in the page. Whatever. Oh, you're on a phone? Sucks to be you.

Austria 🇦🇹

   These two ladies seemed a bit better on second viewing. They get points for
   slagging on Spotify's low rate of 0.003 per stream and for singing an entire
   song about Edgar Allen Poe. It wasn't a great song, but it wasn't terrible.
   It was a song, and it was singing. 🫳

Portugal 🇵🇹

   A woman sings in portugese with a few backup singers. Her song is snappy and
   has actual instruments, although no-one is playing them on stage. It's a fun
   song. There is no overtly pornographic play for votes. The lady can sing.
   This one is pretty good. 👍

Switzerland 🇨🇭

   Remo and his background dancers look a bit stiff. The song is not my thing.
   It's kind of boring. I guess it's kind of bold for him to be singing "I don't
   want to be a soldier" because I can pretend that he's pleading for
   Switzerland to retain its neutrality in the face of a broadside by NATO,
   Europe, and Ukraine. It's a generic song. His costume is a total failure.
   🫳

Poland 🇵🇱 

   Documented above. No change. 👎

Serbia 🇷🇸 

   The song is kind of like a pop NIN song. The guy's voice sounds a bit like
   Trent Reznor, if I'm honest. They have some pretty cool costumes and graphics
   floating around. It's not a bad song. They all have pretty good stage
   presence. I suppose having a master's in music counts for something. 👍

France 🇫🇷 

   Lone woman standing on an extremely tall dress/ladder, singing in French.
   It's got a bit of a beat to it and it's not terrible. It's a bit of a generic
   dance beat and it never gets very exciting, although it hints at wanting to.
   Her voice is quite good. The stage theatrics -- driving up and down -- limit
   her motion considerably, which felt a bit stilted.🫳

Cyprus 🇨🇾 

   A song even more generic than Switzerland's. Just a guy standing on stage,
   singing. He doesn't even dance around much. Not much stage presence. He's
   barefoot. He falsettos sometimes. "You can break a broken heart." Deep, bro.
   👎

Spain 🇪🇸 

   A woman singing in Spanish, with accompanying dancers and harmonizing chorus.
   It's actually not bad -- at least it sounds like it comes from the country
   she's from instead of like generic world-pop. There's a lot of clapping to
   the beat.🫳

Sweden 🇸🇪 

   A woman with very long nails crawling stiffly and moving like she's been in a
   car accident -- it's not dancing -- sings a generic Europop song while
   looking very fit and making a three-minute song feel eight minutes long. 👎

Albania 🇦🇱 

   Documented above. No change. 🫳

Italy 🇮🇹 

   A man stands alone on stage, singing in Italian. There are a couple of people
   climbing stairs behind him, bouncing into a trampoline. He is a very pretty
   man, with a very fancy tank-top. The song is utterly generic, with no band in
   sight, with a beat and melody that we've heard a million times before. It's
   noot actively pestilent, though. I mean, the chorus is something about this
   being the last song and then the moon will explode, so that's something. 🫳

Estonia 🇪🇪 

   Documented above. No change. 👎

Finland 🇫🇮 

   A guy in a large-shouldered green leather shirt singing in what I think is
   Finish, with a bunch of neon-pink background singers. The beat is driving,
   the chorus is infectious, and it's not a terrible song. The bridge is a bit
   generic and poppy, but then he's singing it while human-centipeding his two
   male and two female dancers. Very enthusiastic and fun. 👍

Czechia 🇨🇿 

   Six ladies dressed in light link costumes, with very, very long braids and
   very sparkly eye makeup. They all sing together, with a lot of chorus -- with
   repetition, it sounds kind of like religious chanting -- in at least Czech
   and English. There's a rap section in the middle. Their dancing is not great
   -- more Tik-Tok-trained dancing rather than anything classically trained or
   choreographed. 🫳

Australia 🇦🇺 

   Documented above. No change. 👍

Belgium 🇧🇪 

   Documented above. No change. 👎

Armenia 🇦🇲  

   Documented above. No change. 👎

Moldova 🇲🇩 

   A bearded, top-knotted guy with a couple of backup singers (ladies) wearing
   very tall hats. They're singing in what I can only assume is Armenian. The
   guy is wearing hammer-pants and a kimono. There are two drummers, pretending
   to drum. There is also a little person with an elaborate helmet/mask playing
   a flute for the bridge. The beat is pretty driving and it's not bad. I
   wouldn't change it if it came on the radio, but I probably wouldn't go
   looking for it either.  🫳

Ukraine 🇺🇦 

   Their lead singer is Nigerian-born and sings/raps in English. He has a bunch
   of black-clad dancers who are pretty decent. It was pretty generic hip-hop
   that said nothing about Ukraine. I could not have told you the country of
   origin with a gun to my head. I would have guessed Great Britain, maybe. Not
   terrible. 🫳

Norway 🇳🇴 

   This lady sings quite operatically, in English. She is alone on stage and
   repeats the chorus a lot. The beat is kind of generic dance music. Her
   costume looks straight out of a comic book. Backup dancers show up halfway
   through as the chorus is repeated several times. Girl power. 🫳

Germany 🇩🇪 

   Thrash metal band with elaborate and Hellraiser-style costumes. They're
   singing in English, with the band spread over a pyramid behind the singer.
   The metal is a bit generic and they manage to water down the initial thrash
   chords -- other than on the chorus. Everything is so audience-tested and
   sanded down. There's no real energy, no authenticity. They look like they're
   doing a Vegas show. 🫳

Lithuania 🇱🇹 

   Documented above. No change. 👎

Israel 🇮🇱 

   Like Poland and Sweden, Israel sent a generic-sounding model with a generic
   beat. She stands on stage alone, singing about unicorns in English. Some
   dancers show up. The dancing becomes increasingly aggressive. She yells at
   the audience "Do you want to see me dance?" then starts throwing herself
   around like she's having a fit. I am mystified about the angry energy. 👎

Slovenia 🇸🇮 

   Documented above. No change. 👍

Croatia 🇭🇷 

   Five cross-dressing soldiers singing in what I assume is Croatian. They are
   definitely unique and fill the bill for being an ESC act, but the song is not
   very good. It is apparently an anti-war song, so I'm sympathetic. The Swiss
   moderator said something about being against dictators who exert their power
   against the world, but I can imagine they don't mean any NATO nation. It's
   not a good song, really. 👎

United Kingdom 🇬🇧 

   Porn-star vibe with four background dancers. Utterly generic europop beat and
   lyrics. She is, apparently, quite famous on TikTok and instagram. It doesn't
   matter. This song is terrible. I don't ever need to hear it again. I don't
   know how people inflict this stuff on their ears voluntarily. I console
   myself with the explanation that men follow her because she fulfills their
   definition of hotness and children follow her because shiny. Her backup
   dancers are pretty good. 👎


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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Everybody will be a porn actor]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4725</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4725"/>
    <updated>2023-05-07T07:39:49+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Found through Google, bought with Visa and Mastercard:
Inside the deepfake porn economy" by Kat Tenbarge
<https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/deepfake-porn-ai-mr-deep-fake-economy-google-visa-mastercard-download-rcna75071>
described something I'd been only vaguely aware of.

"Most deepfake videos are of female celebrities, but creators now also
offer to make videos of anyone. A creator offered on Discord to make a"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. May 2023 07:39:49
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The article "Found through Google, bought with Visa and Mastercard: Inside the
deepfake porn economy" by Kat Tenbarge
<https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/internet/deepfake-porn-ai-mr-deep-fake-economy-google-visa-mastercard-download-rcna75071>
described something I'd been only vaguely aware of.

"Most deepfake videos are of female celebrities, but creators now also offer to
make videos of anyone. A creator offered on Discord to make a 5-minute deepfake
of a “personal girl,” meaning anyone with fewer than 2 million Instagram
followers, for $65."

Customized porn of anyone is novel to me. I'd never read it hypothesized in any
of the incredible multitude of stories .

[image]Jesus, it's one thing for a celebrity like Scarlett Johansson, but can
you imagine if schoolteachers have to worry about their students viewing them
through the lens of the hardcore pornography they've been faked into? The boys
and girls pool their money and get Ms. Jenkins on her own highlight reel. An AI
facilitates the whole operation. 

Everyone knows that this can't be stopped. They will try. They will shut down
access for everyone, they will make up sweeping rules that are far too broad,
that stifle reasonable expression and creativity. But they will try to stop this
from happening -- and it absolutely cannot, not without turning society into an
authoritarian hellscape. And, even then, they will find a way, they will just
have been criminalized for doing what they absolutely are going to find a way to
do, which is to see Ms. Jenkins engaged in enthusiastic intercourse.

And you might say, well, Ms. Jenkins should have known what she was getting into
because she's a middle-school 8 or 9 and she became a teacher anyway. But this
also means that anyone can make porn of anyone. Maybe if they have more video,
it helps make it more convincing, but even if they only have a picture or two,
have a look online to see how well they can make that picture match up to an
animated face or the face in a video. People who don't look too carefully will
believe it. And someone will pay to make it because someone will think it's
hilarious.

"“More and more people are targeted,” said Martin, who was targeted with
deepfake sexual abuse herself. “We’ll actually hear a lot more victims of
this who are ordinary people, everyday people, who are being targeted.”"

Can you imagine a job interview where the interviewer has watched fake porn of
the interviewee, but they would naturally have their opinion influenced despite
knowing it's fake. Porn is embarrassing, but can be explained away as too
"ridiculous" to be true, but what about faking mugshots or arrests or trials?
How long until there's a service for people to torpedo rivals by generating FUD
that HR will believe, or that HR AI will believe? Powerful tools. Completely
irresponsible herd into which they're being released.

"“It’s not a porn site. It’s a predatory website that doesn’t rely on
the consent of the people on the actual website,” Martin said about
MrDeepFakes. “The fact that it’s even allowed to operate and is known is a
complete indictment of every regulator in the space, of all law enforcement, of
the entire system, that this is even allowed to exist.”"

I understand the angry reaction, but I don't think regulation can possibly stop
this. I think people will have to get less sensitive and society has to be less
trusting that all content is real. Maybe a "Light of Other Days"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Light_of_Other_Days> quantum leap is needed.
We kind of have this already with ubiquitous public filming and facial
recognition. We tried to avoid it, but the relentless march of authoritarianism
coupled with purely-for-profit capitalism has created surveillance states
everywhere that they can afford them.

Or maybe a de-pruding of society is needed, where nobody cares if you've done
porn just like nobody cares if you've played softball.

"Martin successfully campaigned to outlaw nonconsensual deepfakes and
image-based sexual abuse, but, she said, law enforcement and regulators are
limited by jurisdiction, because the deepfakes can be made and published online
from anywhere in the world."

You won't be able to stop this unfortunately. Only an ethical increase in the
worldwide population would devalue this business model, whereby people would
refuse to consume faked data, which obviously isn't going to happen. Maybe we'll
get something like organic-content labels?

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Paint everyone equally or stop painting]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4731</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4731"/>
    <updated>2023-05-07T07:22:58+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[media]

Near the end, he shows a matrix of Nagel's artwork, showing 25 skinny
white women and then says

"They give the impression of real people -- chic, fashionable,
independent people -- but still leave enough space for you to place
yourself in them. For salons, Nagel-women served as aspirational
images,"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. May 2023 07:22:58
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[media]

Near the end, he shows a matrix of Nagel's artwork, showing 25 skinny white
women and then says

"They give the impression of real people -- chic, fashionable, independent
people -- but still leave enough space for you to place yourself in them. For
salons, Nagel-women served as aspirational images, though it has to be said that
these women, all being of one complexion, it's likely they were only
aspirational for a certain segment of the population. This speaks to the warped
priorities of 1980s advertising -- and the 80s in general -- but that's a topic
for another video."

What should Nagel have done instead? He was painting for a market. Even if that
market would have wanted paintings of all sorts of complexions, is he a racist
if he only paints white women? Is that the intimation? Does it matter what he
likes to paint?

I never once drew a picture of a black woman growing up. Was I a racist child,
then teenager? I drew a lot of women, none of them anything but white. I never
drew an asian, nor black, not latina. Does that make me racist?

How much obligation does one have when creating artwork? Does it matter if you
wouldn't be able to sell it? Should you still have to create artwork that you
neither want to create nor does anyone want to buy, just to be ethical and
moral? What kind of logic is that?

And what if he had painted black women? Wouldn't he have then been accused of
commodifying them? Or trying to make them be slimmer than they naturally are? Or
getting their hair wrong? Or culturally appropriating them somehow? Who does he
think he is -- a white man -- drawing black women?

Damned if you do, and damned if you don't, it seems.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Living in Switzerland be like...]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4721</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4721"/>
    <updated>2023-04-16T12:15:58+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Would you like to buy a used Mercedes with 558HP for only CHF130K?

[image]

This car was sitting on a tiny, used-car lot near our home. They usually
have only 3-5 cars on offer, usually more high-end stuff. This was much,
much higher-end than usual, but I'm sure it will be snatched up by some
eager young...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Apr 2023 12:15:58
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Would you like to buy a used Mercedes with 558HP for only CHF130K?

[image]

This car was sitting on a tiny, used-car lot near our home. They usually have
only 3-5 cars on offer, usually more high-end stuff. This was much, much
higher-end than usual, but I'm sure it will be snatched up by some eager young
man who needs 558HP to get around town.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Think again]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4649</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4649"/>
    <updated>2023-01-09T22:34:58+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Whenever I think that I can reach anybody with the power of my arguments
and evidence, with my sophistry, with my charm ,.. I will now think of
this guy.

[image]
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Jan 2023 22:34:58
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Whenever I think that I can reach anybody with the power of my arguments and
evidence, with my sophistry, with my charm ,.. I will now think of this guy.

[image]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Response to an interview request in wealth-management]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4560</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4560"/>
    <updated>2022-12-10T11:10:06+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]I received a request to interview for a job in wealth-management
some time back. I've been responding to every request, just to be polite
(recruiters are people, man), and usually I send a boilerplate text.
Usually "the job sounds like it would be a great fit, but I'm not
looking" is honest enough,...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Dec 2022 11:10:06
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[image]I received a request to interview for a job in wealth-management some
time back. I've been responding to every request, just to be polite (recruiters
are people, man), and usually I send a boilerplate text. Usually "the job sounds
like it would be a great fit, but I'm not looking" is honest enough, but for
this position, that wasn't true. So I wrote the following instead,

Instead of just writing "No", I'll give you my reasons.

   1. I am very happy with my current position.
   2. I am not interested in working in wealth management. My personal
      philosophy is that I wish that such a thing didn't exist and/or wasn't so
      lucrative. I'm hoping that, maybe, as a job consultant, it would be good
      for you to hear feedback that these kinds of jobs aren't appealing to all
      of us just because they might promise a lot of money. I'd rather apply my
      skills to something more useful, if possible. I currently have the luxury
      of sticking to that principle. If the wealth managers of the world succeed
      in their wealth-consolidation, then maybe I'll have to consider working
      for them just to put bread on the table. Until then, though, I hope to
      avoid supporting them. 😒

I’ll let you know if anything changes in that regard. I very much appreciate
the inquiry, though!

I actually heard back. The mail started with,

"Thanks so much for getting back to me, much appreciated!

"And thank you for describing your point of view! I totally understand,
moreover, maybe I'd have the same opinion if I were you. The idea of being
useful to the whole planet is something that has its own place in my heart."

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Understanding a language]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4595</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4595"/>
    <updated>2022-12-04T22:43:17+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Recently, we've heard that Ukraine is getting a lot of weapons from all
over the world, primarily from NATO. NATO weapons are industrial
machines that have to be configured and maintained over time. They
almost certainly leave some room for interpretation. They require
training and experience to...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Dec 2022 22:43:17
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Recently, we've heard that Ukraine is getting a lot of weapons from all over the
world, primarily from NATO. NATO weapons are industrial machines that have to be
configured and maintained over time. They almost certainly leave some room for
interpretation. They require training and experience to use efficiently and to
be able to actually configure a working machine.

The instructions are in English.

[image]If you don't speak another language, then you probably assume, hey, sure,
they speak English. But they don't. They speak some English, but their reading
comprehension probably isn't great. It's probably not all that great in
Ukrainian. Think about the people you went to High School with: how many of them
would be able to follow instructions in their mother tongue and get things right
within a dozen tries? That's why you have to practice for a long time to gain
experience

I work in industry in Switzerland, a country that prides itself on being
multilingual. Most people can speak two or three languages. But they can really
only work well and efficiently and error-free in their mother tongue. If the
instructions are not crystal clear, they will make mistakes. So, we write all of
the instructions for the production floor in German, not the company language of
English.

Mistakes are costly for us, but probably not nearly as costly as for Ukrainian
soldiers.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A pretty good description of a DevOps position]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4599</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4599"/>
    <updated>2022-12-04T22:37:43+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]I received an invitation to interview for a DevOps position at a
large, well-known Swiss firm that was very well-written and also
happened to describe what I do at "Uster Technologies"
<https://www.uster.com> quite well. As a few colleagues with whom I've
spoken about what I do have said: "that sounds like much more than"...
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Dec 2022 22:37:43
Updated by marco on 6. Dec 2022 07:37:29
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[image]I received an invitation to interview for a DevOps position at a large,
well-known Swiss firm that was very well-written and also happened to describe
what I do at "Uster Technologies" <https://www.uster.com> quite well. As a few
colleagues with whom I've spoken about what I do have said: "that sounds like
much more than standard DevOps." 

My job certainly is more than what most people would consider to be standard
DevOps -- but I think that might be because most people think of the
implementors of DevOps rather than the designers or architects of it. My role is
very much about helping departments and teams figure out how they can integrate,
benefit from, and leverage the services available from DevOps and the synergies
they get from working more openly and more closely with other teams.

[The Position Description]

I've highlighted a few of the phrases that stuck out to me as especially
relevant for what I do, but also perhaps not what people typically think of when
they think of the DevOps role.

[The perfect candidate]

The position we are looking for is a DevOps Engineer with a deep understanding
of CI/CD, automation, source control systems, packaging and deployments. [...]
The software in this area is written in C#/C++, therefore being able to read and
understand code is needed. The candidate has to be communicative, engaged and
shall be able to drive individual tasks to successful completion.

[Tasks & Responsibilities]

  * Independent delivery of complex, broadly defined DevOps assignments
    Specification, planning, implementation, testing, and documentation of these
    assignments and drafting/definition of tasks for others
  * Independent planning and implementation of complex internal and external
    sub-projects by involving several employees, or responsible for an area of
    technological activity
  * Executes with high accountability to schedule and quality
  * Participates actively in detailed design, code reviews, bug/issue triage,
    and supports well-informed decisions towards business and engineering goals
  * Review expert for other project groups
  * Internal and external knowledge transfer
  * Defines overarching concepts for the entire product area
  * Responsible for driving new technology inputs in the projects

[Must Haves]

  * Min. Bachelor degree in Computer Sciences or similar
  * Min. 5+ years of experience as DevOps Engineer, preferred in [a] regulated
    industry
  * Hands-on experience of DevOps, CI/CD, automation (pipeline, infrastructure),
    source control systems, packaging and deployment
  * Hands-on experience and strong knowledge of Docker and GIT
  * C# experience from the last two years (recently)
  * Experience in Microsoft Azure DevOps, Kubernetes, LxC and LxD / IaC, Linux
    experience (Debian or Ubuntu) and Debian packaging and Debian configuration
    management
  * Fluency in English (spoken and written)
  * Proactive personality
  * Solution-oriented and ability to work in a team

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[An Oasis of Wealth]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4580</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4580"/>
    <updated>2022-11-06T22:18:06+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The article "The European Union Is Deliberately Leaving Migrants
Abandoned at Sea"
<https://jacobin.com/2022/10/frontex-european-union-courts-migration-sea-refugee/>
recounts some horrifying behavior on the part of the people tasked with
patrolling the EU borders, especially the southern maritime border in
the Mediterranean. According to a surviving witness,

"[...] the waves were"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. Nov 2022 22:18:06
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[image]The article "The European Union Is Deliberately Leaving Migrants
Abandoned at Sea"
<https://jacobin.com/2022/10/frontex-european-union-courts-migration-sea-refugee/>
recounts some horrifying behavior on the part of the people tasked with
patrolling the EU borders, especially the southern maritime border in the
Mediterranean. According to a surviving witness,

"[...] the waves were generated deliberately, thrown up by the maneuvering wake
of a Greek coast guard boat at the borders of the European Union (EU). “They
intended to kill us,” says Jeancy. Even in the most generous interpretation,
the coast guards were indifferent to the deadly danger their actions posed to
the men, women, children, and baby on board the dinghy. Jeancy recalls the
guards watching in amusement as his friends drowned. Their laughter may have
been the last thing he heard. The guards made no attempt to retrieve the body."

The survivors were packed into a dinghy with nearly no maneuverability and
basically left to die on the high seas. After having been abandoned by the
Greeks (the EU), they were eventually rescued by Turkey.

It shouldn't be surprising that this happens, of course. It's far, far away from
view.

Europe is an oasis of wealth amid a desert of inhospitable climates, of regions
on which the scars of colonialism, far from having faded, still glow lividly.

The article "Roaming Charges: Up in Smoke, Down in Mirrors" by Jeffrey St. Clair
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2022/10/07/roaming-charges-71/> writes,

"Meanwhile, Bangladesh suffered its worst blackout in 8 years, when half of the
country (nearly 100 million people) lost power. The country, like Pakistan and
India, has been struggling to import enough LNG to keep its power plants
running,  after getting priced out by European nations."

Small wonder that people want to flee wherever they live and go to Europe, a
place whose propaganda about being a bastion of moral rectitude had
well-preceded it. Not only that, but Europe is also the place that continues to
"price out" nations on essential supplies, like food and energy. You can either
get angry about it and try to get them to stop doing it -- leaving your own
country without food and electricity -- or you can just accept that that's how
it's going to be, and try to go live where the bounty of wealth is.

It's piracy, pure and simple. You can call it the globalized market, if you
like. You can pretend that it's fair to have countries with vastly different
buying power all competing for the same resources in the same market. But it's
not. The countries with the most buying power have that buying power because of
all of the resources that they stole from those who have little buying power.
This is the way of the world and so has it always been.


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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Vote. Or don't. I don't care.]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4597</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4597"/>
    <updated>2022-11-06T21:39:46+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The U.S. mid-term elections are coming up next Tuesday, on
November 8th. Of course it's being called the most important election.
The U.S. is more poorly run and broken each time there's an election,
but I'm not sure whether that makes each one more important because
there's more to fix or less...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. Nov 2022 21:39:46
Updated by marco on 6. Nov 2022 22:44:43
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[image]The U.S. mid-term elections are coming up next Tuesday, on November 8th.
Of course it's being called the most important election. The U.S. is more poorly
run and broken each time there's an election, but I'm not sure whether that
makes each one more important because there's more to fix or less important
because it's obvious that it doesn't really matter who gets elected.

I'm not even going to bother naming any of the issues because this article is
not about that. Instead, it was inspired by the post "Vote for democracy
(please!)" by John Quiggin
<https://crookedtimber.org/2022/11/05/vote-for-democracy-please/>. That post is
pretty short and includes the following plea,

"There is still a slim chance that this disaster can be staved off but, even if
it isn’t, it will be a shameful memory to have abstained, or voted for a third
party with no chance, in this last real election. That’s true whether the
decision is out of laziness, hopelessness or a pseudo-left (in reality,
aristocratic) view that both sides are equally bad. If you fall into one of
these categories, (or if you actually want a Trumpist dictatorship), please
don’t comment on this post, or interact with me in any way from now on."

This "dude" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Quiggin> is not even American.
He's Australian. His panties are bunched up so tight about anyone who disagrees
with him about the futility of voting in America that he's willing to just burn
them all. You do you, John Quiggin, but Australia has more than enough problems
of its own that you could focus on before you start castigating any American who
doesn't vote or votes wrong.

His use of the phrase "this last real election" means that the poor guy has
probably been inundated with emails and tweets and other propaganda from the
ruling party about the absolutely dire state of democracy. Sure, sure. I've
heard it all before. It is absolutely breathtaking when, in a two-party system,
one party declares that their loss would mean the end of the whole system. And
people like this chump Quiggin swallow it hook, line, and sinker and then start
yelling at all of their friends and readers.

Honestly? I would welcome an end to the system as it is now. It's not been a
democracy for a long time, if you've actually been paying attention. Citizens
United was the nail in the coffin, but it was a long time coming. Quiggin's just
an Australian economist, a dilettante who dabbles in American politics and
thinks he knows what's actually going on. A vote for either party is a vote for
the continued corporate rule. Neither one of the parties seems to believe that
the populace can influence their power in any real way.

[Not understanding what democracy is]

He ended with,

"Everyone in the world will be affected by the end of American democracy, but
the great majority of us have no vote. All we can do is appeal to those who do
to make the right choice, as I am doing here."

There is no right choice, you dipshit. That's the problem. You've told us that
we're not allowed to hate both parties and we're not allowed to even try to vote
for a third party  because we have to destroy democracy in order to save it [1]
and because now's not the time. It never is, is it? That's how those two shitty,
shitty, shitty parties remain in power.

Quiggin screams about "voting for democracy (please!)" then orders people how to
vote. Because he's not self-aware, he then accuses anyone with an alternate
opinion of being "aristocratic", a glorious hypocrisy and case of
pot-calling-the-kettle-black at the same time. For good measure, he then tells
everyone that in his democratic world, he's not even willing to listen to anyone
with a different opinion.

An Australian ordering Americans to vote a certain way in order to save
democracy -- NO DISCUSSION -- is deliciously ironic. Even more so because "shut
up. your opinion doesn't matter. do what I say" is exactly the attitude that got
us into this mess in the first place. It's not going to work particularly well
on anyone I know in America. It tends to make them vote the other way, really.

[What did I do?]

I decided not to vote in the midterms for the first time in as long as I can
remember because I had the choice between an absolute criminal of a Democrat and
two Republican idiots.

I decided that my vote wasn't worth the price of a stamp from Switzerland.

I vote in New York State. I suppose Mr. Quiggin above simply cannot understand
how I would be unable to bring myself to vote for Chuck Fucking Schumer.

[What are the choices?]

The country could go in two directions:

One is, possibly, toward a less-democratic future, but it remains to be seen if
what the Republicans campaign on is what the Republicans do. They rarely have
before. Instead, they're more likely to increase corporatization of the state,
which is quite a coincidence, considering their competition.

The other direction is whatever Chuck Schumer's agenda is, which is the
increased corporatization of the state. He campaigns on something completely
different, like anti-racism and rainbows and sunshine -- or, more recently, just
anti-Republican -- but he's laser-like focused on helping the rich get richer.
He always has been. I honestly don't know how he's not a Republican. He's almost
certainly delighted that Netanyahu is back in Israel. Also, he'd just love to
start another war in Iran. And Taiwan.

But, yeah, Quiggin, you're right. You, as an Australian, know better than any
American how to handle this situation. You order everyone you know to vote
Democrat or you'll never speak to them again. It must be nice being your friend.

[What could you do?]

People of America: vote your hearts. Your (0ur) country has been fucked up for
such a long time and has been going in the wrong direction for such a long time,
that there's really no saving it as it is currently constructed. The silver
lining here is that you also can't really make anything worse.

It's honestly hard to imagine how incremental change would bring about the
necessary course correction. Maybe a horrific intermezzo of Republican
Ayatollahs is what it will take to wake people up. Who the fuck knows? I've been
wrestling with that question for decades. I don't have any simple answers,
unlike Australian economics professors.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Not an hour after I posted this, I saw the article "The Politicians Who
Destroyed Our Democracy Want Us to Vote for Them to Save It" by Chris Hedges
<https://chrishedges.substack.com/p/the-politicians-who-destroyed-our>, which
sums itself up as,

"We should have walked out on the Democratic Party and mounted a serious
opposition movement while we still had a chance."

...and...

"The bipartisan project of dismantling our democracy, which took place over the
last few decades on behalf of corporations and the rich, has left only the
outward shell of democracy. The courts, legislative bodies, the executive branch
and the media, including public broadcasting, are captive to corporate power.
There is no institution left that can be considered authentically democratic.
The corporate coup d’état is over. They won. We lost."

...and...

"This puts liberals in a terrible bind. They have every right to fear the far
right. All the dark scenarios are correct. But by backing Biden and the ruling
corporate party, they ensure their political irrelevance."


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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Stress and tonality are not uniquely Chinese]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4582</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4582"/>
    <updated>2022-10-16T18:51:08+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Whenever I see an article about Chinese tonality or stress, I usually
think about whether it also applies to my mother tongue, English. [1]

The article "The importance of stress in Chinese utterances" by Victor
Mair <https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=56604> describes a "a
single sentence of seven morphosyllables spoken in seven different ways
according to what"...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Oct 2022 18:51:08
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Whenever I see an article about Chinese tonality or stress, I usually think
about whether it also applies to my mother tongue, English. [1]

The article "The importance of stress in Chinese utterances" by Victor Mair
<https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=56604> describes a "a single sentence
of seven morphosyllables spoken in seven different ways according to what the
speaker wishes to emphasize."

"Wǒ méi shuō tā tōu wǒ qián.

"我沒說她偷我錢。

""I didn't say that she stole my money"."

The article lists all of the ways that you can change stress in Chinese and
create a different meaning. He rewords the English sentence and indicates the
stress word in English as well.

However, the stressing in English can be applied to the original sentence
without changing it at all.

Read the sentences out loud or in your head with stress on the bold word. The
first version is unstressed and neutral, simply expressing a single thought. The
subsequent sentences prioritize a different meaning by stressing a word.

  * I didn't say that she stole my money.
  * I didn't say that she stole my money. (someone else said it)
  * I didn't say that she stole my money. (I indicated it some other way)
  * I didn't say that she stole my money. (someone else stole my money)
  * I didn't say that she stole my money. (she did something else with my money)
  * I didn't say that she stole my money. (she stole someone else's money)
  * I didn't say that she stole my money. (she stole something else)

Huh. Seven different meanings, all without changing a single letter.

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[1] I do not speak Chinese in any way whatsoever.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Unreliable reporting across the pond]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4568</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4568"/>
    <updated>2022-09-16T16:34:16+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Europe Commits Suicide-by-Sanctions" by Ron Paul
<https://original.antiwar.com/paul/2022/09/12/europe-commits-suicide-by-sanctions/>
contains a perfect example of the quality of reporting you get when
someone reports on a country they know little about.

"According to the Swiss newspaper Blick, those who violate the 66 degree
heating limit could face as many as three years in prison!"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Sep 2022 16:34:16
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The article "Europe Commits Suicide-by-Sanctions" by Ron Paul
<https://original.antiwar.com/paul/2022/09/12/europe-commits-suicide-by-sanctions/>
contains a perfect example of the quality of reporting you get when someone
reports on a country they know little about.

"According to the Swiss newspaper Blick, those who violate the 66 degree heating
limit could face as many as three years in prison!"

The Blick is about as reliable as The New York Post: sometimes, but not nearly
always. There is no prison sentence for heating your apartment.

He gets all wound up:

"Prison time for heating your home? In the “free” world? How is it possible
in 2022, when Switzerland and the rest of the political west have achieved the
greatest economic success in history, that the European continent faces a winter
like something out of the dark ages?"

And we're off to the races.

I can't wait for my father-in-law to ask me about how many sweaters I'm wearing
at home to avoid going to prison.


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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Decline and Fall of Western Civilization]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4511</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4511"/>
    <updated>2022-05-29T22:16:59+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The video "Intentionally knocking over water to impress friends"
<https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/uvxtu3/intentionally_knocking_over_water_to_impress/>
shows a group of tween or teen girls assaulting a mascot at a theme park
by dousing them with water. A friend sent it to me in a group chat. I
wrote back:

I would have to work much harder than I’m willing to do right now to
express...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. May 2022 22:16:59
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The video "Intentionally knocking over water to impress friends"
<https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/uvxtu3/intentionally_knocking_over_water_to_impress/>
shows a group of tween or teen girls assaulting a mascot at a theme park by
dousing them with water. A friend sent it to me in a group chat. I wrote back:

I would have to work much harder than I’m willing to do right now to express
my disdain for nearly everyone in that video. Those girls with their stupid
phones in the air, each starring in their own movie, are just older versions of
the 8- or 9-year-old kid I saw on the train yesterday, listening to a Japanese
anime cartoon synchronized in German, without headphones, just on for the whole
train to hear, slouched in his seat with a bag of chips open to his side,
shoving a handful in every few seconds, loudly crunching and smacking, mouth
never fully closing, oblivious to the world, oversized baseball cap crushed over
greasy hair. Across from him sat a teen-aged version who was bent nearly double
over his phone, watching a footie match. At least he had headphones in. My only
solace was the wide smile and fervent head-nod I got from the African guy
sitting across from me as I told my friend in a combination of English and
Swiss-German about how scenes like that always bring the phrase  and movie
“Decline and Fall of Western Civilization” to mind. My wife would have
defenestrated the little one without blinking an eye.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Cynics are just fine]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4497</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4497"/>
    <updated>2022-05-29T22:09:01+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I sent the following quote to a friend:

"But why should we have to be useful and for what reason? Who divided
the world into useless and useful, and by what right? Does a thistle
have no right to life, or a Mouse that eats the grain in a warehouse?
What about Bees and Drones, weeds and roses? Whose"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. May 2022 22:09:01
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I sent the following quote to a friend:

"But why should we have to be useful and for what reason? Who divided the world
into useless and useful, and by what right? Does a thistle have no right to
life, or a Mouse that eats the grain in a warehouse? What about Bees and Drones,
weeds and roses? Whose intellect can have had the audacity to judge who is
better, and who worse? A large tree, crooked and full of holes, survives for
centuries without being cut down, because nothing could possibly be made out of
it. This example should raise the spirits of people like us. Everyone knows the
profit to be reaped from the useful, but nobody knows the benefit to be gained
from the useless."

She wrote back:

"Oooooo interesting.

"Don’t you think thistles are more useful than some people? 😁
🤣
Sorry, it’s Friday. I need another day to become human again."

She's a middle-school teacher. She lives in a war zone for five days a week. It
makes her deeply cynical, nearly matching my own cynicism, but with much better
reason.

I wrote back:

That a thistle is incapable of hypocrisy puts it insurmountably ahead in the
race.

And don’t worry about your creeping (or surging?) cynicism. It’s just on the
spectrum: 

  * optimism
  * cynicism
  * realism
  * pessimism
  * defeatism

Cynics are still willing to laugh about what realists cry about, and thus are
more human. There’s nothing more human than gallows humor.

"I’ll take it!! 🤣🤣"

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Freedom of the Press]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4500</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4500"/>
    <updated>2022-05-03T22:39:19+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The less useful the media is for finding out the truth, the less likely
it is to be censored.

I noticed that Trevor Noah gave the White House Correspondents' Dinner
speech this year. I only watched a minute of it, the portion that had
been posted somewhere to demonstrate how amazing his support of...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. May 2022 22:39:19
Updated by marco on 3. May 2022 22:50:09
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The less useful the media is for finding out the truth, the less likely it is to
be censored.

I noticed that Trevor Noah gave the White House Correspondents' Dinner speech
this year. I only watched a minute of it, the portion that had been posted
somewhere to demonstrate how amazing his support of journalism was. He spoke of
how tough it was for journalists in Ukraine or Russia, where they are being
persecuted and hounded for publishing unpleasant truths. This is unlike the
States where you can publish whatever you want, even if it "makes people in
power uncomfortable" What a load of hogwash.

On literally the same page, I saw that PayPal had canceled the accounts of
MintPressNews and ConsortiumNews, two alternative news sources with high
journalistic standards and excellent reporters. They canceled their ability to
collect income without warning or explanation. [1] It is assumed that, because
these sources don't toe the established-media line on Ukrainian reporting,
PayPal will no longer allow them to monetize their content through it.
Presumably VISA/MasterCard will follow -- or already have followed -- suit.

Google also recently announced new rules demonetizing or canceling any channel
that does not similarly toe the corporate-media/US State Department line on
Ukraine. Unofficial sources are allowed to publish whatever they want -- just
not anywhere where someone might read or view it. They also have to be
independently wealthy because income models available to those who toe the line
are not available to those who do not.

What is Noah talking about? Is he not aware? Is he being disingenuous? Does he
not realize that the only reason he doesn't have to deal with that kind of crap
is that he's so mainstream and milquetoast in his views that he's not only not
dangerous, but actually useful to the State Department? Does he think he would
have been giving that speech at the White House Correspondents' Dinner if he
were in any way controversial?

Chris Hedges had fled from one exploded platform to another. So has Abby Martin.
So has Lee Camp. Matt Taibbi and Glenn Greenwald are no longer welcome anywhere.

Julian Assange has been hounded nearly to death for his journalism. All of these
people are acknowledged as being good journalists who generally ask the right
questions. 

What the fuck is Noah talking about?

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[1] See the article "PayPal Has Begun Quietly Shuttering Left-Wing Media
    Accounts" by Branko Marcetic
    <https://jacobinmag.com/2022/05/paypal-independent-media-journalism-censorship-tech/>
    for more details.
  "Regardless of what you might think about either publication’s output —
   like any publication, a reasonable reader will find pieces at both that they
   agree and disagree with — this is a frightening attack on press freedoms.
   Faceless tech bureaucrats have unilaterally cut two serious independent media
   outlets off from a vital source of funding with no prior warning, no ability
   to appeal, and no explanation besides a vague reference to “potential
   risk,” all at a time when critical debate about the most dangerous conflict
   in most Americans’ lifetimes is being stifled in a climate of fear and
   repression."
  
  The article "PayPal’s IndyMedia Wipeout" by Matt Taibbi
  <https://scheerpost.com/2022/05/03/matt-taibbi-paypals-indymedia-wipeout/>
  covers the same issue.
  "Adley believes the chief crime of MintPress is that it exists as an
   alternative to monolithic messaging surrounding issues like Ukraine.
   Moreover, she believes it’s in trouble with PayPal not for being false, but
   precisely for printing true uncomfortable things, like McLeod’s
   NATO-to-TikTok story, or Dan Cohen’s recent piece about the 150-odd Western
   public relations firms working with Ukraine’s Foreign Ministry. Several of
   these MintPress pieces about Ukraine have gone viral in recent weeks.""All of this is going on at a time when the Biden administration just
   announced the formation of a dystopian “Disinformation Governance Board,”
   preposterously headed by a bubbly former Kennan Institute fellow, Nina “The
   Singing Neoliberal” Jankowicz. In a detail Jonathan Swift couldn’t have
   written better, Jankowicz — who once cited the author of the greatest news
   hoax of our generation, Christopher Steele, as an expert on the “evolution
   of disinfo” — last year put out a video of herself as the “Mary Poppins
   of Disinformation.” In it, she sang a variation of
   “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” [...]"

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Verdi's Macbeth at La Scala in Milan]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4451</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4451"/>
    <updated>2022-02-25T21:59:43+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[According to the article, "Verdi’s Macbeth at La Scala in Milan: The
opera of the year—an inspirational experience for millions of viewers"
<https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2022/01/31/ecb7-j31.html> , the Opera
is made for viewing via video:

"Even more significant is the fact that the director employed pioneering
multimedia technology to bring the"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Feb 2022 21:59:43
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According to the article, "Verdi’s Macbeth at La Scala in Milan: The opera of
the year—an inspirational experience for millions of viewers"
<https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2022/01/31/ecb7-j31.html> , the Opera is made
for viewing via video:

"Even more significant is the fact that the director employed pioneering
multimedia technology to bring the topicality of Verdi’s Macbeth to life and
turn it into an inspiring experience for millions via cinema and television
outlets."

In fact, they claim that video is better:

"Only the “distant” audience is up close when Lady Macbeth celebrates her
successful murder plot with a vulgar jig in a lift, or when she sneeringly looks
down on those assembled at the bottom from a dizzy height. The audience at La
Scala in Milan, on the other hand is restricted to what they can see from their
seats."

The whole show is available from Arte here, "Giuseppe Verdi: Macbeth:
Saisoneröffnung der Mailänder Scala"
<https://www.arte.tv/de/videos/104870-001-A/giuseppe-verdi-macbeth/> (German and
French).

[image]


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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Satirical Website Accidentally Indicts Entire Culture]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4452</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4452"/>
    <updated>2022-02-22T08:13:06+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Just the fast that this joke must resonate with a good portion of this
site's audience suggests to me that this actually happens. What kind of
a person would actually do this? What kind of society would actually
allow this?

[image]

For reference, the building where I live here in Switzerland has had
a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Feb 2022 08:13:06
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Just the fast that this joke must resonate with a good portion of this site's
audience suggests to me that this actually happens. What kind of a person would
actually do this? What kind of society would actually allow this?

[image]

For reference, the building where I live here in Switzerland has had a grounds
crew for the last couple of years. They do use leafblowers, unfortunately. They
never start before 09:00 or 10:00 or so.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Lockdown in Xi'an]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4413</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4413"/>
    <updated>2022-01-04T17:29:17+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "China: Xi'an residents in lockdown trade goods for food
amid shortage" by Robin Brant
<https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59864266> suggests that the
BBC's standards are perhaps not what they used to be. I read through the
article, but it contains nothing but unsourced conjecture and anecdotes.
There's "Social posts show", "numerous complaints on"...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Jan 2022 17:29:17
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The article "China: Xi'an residents in lockdown trade goods for food amid
shortage" by Robin Brant <https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59864266>
suggests that the BBC's standards are perhaps not what they used to be. I read
through the article, but it contains nothing but unsourced conjecture and
anecdotes. There's "Social posts show", "numerous complaints on social media",
and "One video showed a resident appearing to [...]"

It's not that I don't believe that this is happening to at least some degree. Of
course not. In a city of 13 million, anything and everything will happen. It's
that I would have hoped that the BBC would actually hunt down some leads instead
of just publishing a bunch of conjecture from the Internet, where we all know
that everything is fake until proven real.

The only source they've named is Radio Free Asia, which is laughable, as it's a
CIA cutout. It was built by the CIA and there are no signs that they are no
longer associated with them. See this 45-year-old article in the NY Times called
"Worldwide Propaganda Network Built by the C.I.A."
<https://www.nytimes.com/1977/12/26/archives/worldwide-propaganda-network-built-by-the-cia-a-worldwide-network.html>.
They didn't really pull punches in 1977, I guess.

I'm more sad at how poorly written this BBC article is. For example,

"Netizens were also shocked by an unverified post that went viral on Monday. A
Xi'an resident said their father had died after he suffered a heart attack and
was turned away from a hospital due to the city's Covid situation. The hospital
has yet to respond."

Netizens ... which ones? Twitter? Or Weibo? Netzikens are always shocked. That's
their jam. "The hospital has yet to respond" to an unsourced and evidence-free
allegation. That is not surprising, unless you've become accustomed to any
entity having to "spin" its way out of crises manufactured by nigh-professional
shit-stirrers online who'll do anything to "get a rise" and pump their own
numbers. I am not accusing this resident of having done that; I don't even
accept that the resident has to exist in order to manufacture this "quote". I'm
accusing those who run with it for clicks (e.g. the BBC).

Or look at this sentence:

"China has been wedded to this approach since the beginning because it's likely
the leaders from Xi Jinping down consider anything less would cause illness and
death on a scale that would be politically, economically and socially
unacceptable."

That's just an awful, nearly incomprehensible sentence. Commas, please! It seems
to be trying very hard to make it seem like a policy of not allowing "illness
and death" is a bad thing that is only politically motivated?

Or this one,

"There is a broad acceptance of this approach, and the stringent restrictions it
can bring, among many Chinese who for decades have not felt they can rely much
on the public health system. So illness and the prospect of losing your job, let
alone your life, are existentially daunting."

If you've going to use run-on sentences, at least use some commas, for God's
sake. Or put them in places that would be meaningful rather than scattered
around like parsley flakes. Again with this sentence, it seems to be saying that
the Chinese people never trusted their health-care system, but now they do? Or
what? There is a "broad acceptance" of China's COVID policy despite existential
fear of the health system otherwise? I don't get it. How is having a job tied to
a public health system? Did the author confuse China and the U.S.? It's all
quite difficult to follow.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Listen. Pause. Think. Pause. Pause more. Respond.]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4412</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4412"/>
    <updated>2022-01-02T11:39:44+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hot takes are not a good thing for online discourse. They're
occasionally funny, but they tend to kill thought as people start to
one-up each other with more hot takes. Or, even worse, "takedowns" of
what were obviously meant as hot takes.

[media]

Listen first. Or read. Ingest.

Pause to think about...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Jan 2022 11:39:44
Updated by marco on 11. Jan 2022 10:44:41
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Hot takes are not a good thing for online discourse. They're occasionally funny,
but they tend to kill thought as people start to one-up each other with more hot
takes. Or, even worse, "takedowns" of what were obviously meant as hot takes.

[media]

Listen first. Or read. Ingest.

Pause to think about what you've just read or heard. Try to sort out where it
might go in your existing knowledge. Does it fit? No? Why not?

Try to imagine why the other person might have written or communicated the
thought or information. What was their angle? Are they selling something?

Are they understandably confused? Have they possibly been brainwashed by
omnipresent propaganda? Have you?

Are they really literally Hitler?

Pause some more. Let it settle.

Were you actually doing something else when this thing just jumped to the top of
your priority queue? Don't let it. Regain control of your time.

Don't let yourself be dragged into something that literally wasn't even on your
radar seconds ago and is now the most important thing you have to do.

Hell, go for a walk. Do something else. Let your brain work on it.

Honestly, the Internet can wait. It doesn't need your brilliant riposte or
takedown right now.

Maybe not ever.

Do you need to respond? Do you need to plant your personal flag on every issue
you come across?

Probably not.

Don't be this person: "Duty Calls" <https://xkcd.com/386/> There are already far
too many of them.

[image]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Spoiled and blind or just moral and predictive?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4411</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4411"/>
    <updated>2022-01-01T12:12:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Are people who say "this year sucked" necessarily spoiled and blind to
their own privilege? Or are they extending their moral obligation to
mean that, even though they personally benefitted, "this year sucked" --
and that things will continue to suck -- for a lot of other people?

The article "‘Wow,"
<https://babylonbee.com/news/wow-what-a-terrible-year-say-people-living-at-the-absolute-peak-of-human-civilization/>...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Jan 2022 12:12:30
Updated by marco on 1. Jan 2022 12:15:32
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Are people who say "this year sucked" necessarily spoiled and blind to their own
privilege? Or are they extending their moral obligation to mean that, even
though they personally benefitted, "this year sucked" -- and that things will
continue to suck -- for a lot of other people?

The article "‘Wow, What A Terrible Year!’ Say People Living At The Absolute
Peak Of Human Civilization"
<https://babylonbee.com/news/wow-what-a-terrible-year-say-people-living-at-the-absolute-peak-of-human-civilization/>
is intended as satire, but as with all satire, there is supposed to be an
underlying truth to it. That's what give satire its bite.

In one way, this take is kind of funny,

""2021 was just the worst," said Marley Buchanan while sipping on organic chai
tea and munching on fish tacos he had summoned to his house in only 15 minutes
using a pocket-sized supercomputer. "It was just a horrible, horrible year. My
anxiety disorder and depression have never been worse. I have to see my
therapist 3 times a week now." "

One thing to note is that someone's internal trauma is real to them.
Psychosomatic effects are real to the people to which they're happening. They
may look ludicrously self-imposed to an outside observer, but saying that
doesn't make the problem magically go away for the other person.

"Suck it up, buttercup" is a perfectly appropriate response for a single
instance, but when a large proportion of people seem dissatisfied or
disappointed with a system, despite the system's protestations about how awesome
things are, then it's time to take their complaints seriously.

Maybe it's just a case of marketing, of people not being able to see how far the
Overton Window has shifted on what they expect from life, but maybe its an
intrinsic problem with society and how it functions on a base level (spoiler
alert: it is).

"Studies have found that lifespans are longer, quality of life is better, infant
mortality is lower, air travel is safer, war and violence is lower, and food is
more delicious than at any time in mankind's history. In spite of these and many
other amazing facts, humans seem to be getting more miserable."

It would be funnier if these things were actually true -- because otherwise this
kind of satire risks sliding into the same part of town as propaganda. It's
interesting how this citation comes from a satire article, but it could have
just as well come from the official press release of an authoritarian state.

In reality, lifespans in the U.S. (and several other countries) are shorter for
the first time in a very long time, infant mortality in the U.S. is shockingly
bad relative to the amount of money that is poured into the health-care system
there -- and considering how many resources and how much wealth the U.S.
arrogates from the rest of the world. It seems that we're wasting it on ...
something? Perhaps the money-funnel that benefits the 1%?

War and violence is lower overall (I guess? Those numbers probably don't include
economic war), but there is still so much unnecessary war, especially waged by
or supported by the U.S. It's not that it's not lower than in e.g. the 20th
century, but that we shouldn't break our arm patting ourselves on the back when
we've basically done the bare minimum and it could be even more way lower if we
would stop being such greedy assholes.

Those things are provably wrong, so the satire hat sits a little crooked,
unfortunately. The suggestion is that people are provably whiny bastards if
they're not happy, but it's actually perfectly reasonable to experience a
feeling of malaise, to be uncomfortable with how things are going.

Hell, even just the phrase "fish tacos he had summoned to his house in only 15
minutes using a pocket-sized supercomputer" sounds superficially utopian, but
it's also a reminder that we've killed nearly all of the wild fish, that we have
an economy that pushes an underclass into an underpaid army of the
"self-employed" that spend each day every day running all over urban centers
delivering bullshit no-one needs to their spoiled, overpaid overlords, and that
pocket-sized supercomputer is totally amazing, but it's only affordable because
it's built with slave labor and its essential materials are stolen from under
the poorest nations on Earth.

We've obviously expended a tremendous amount of effort and money on things like
COVID and haven't got as much to show for it as the receipt would suggest. We're
not making any real progress on medium- and long-term planning for climate
change. We're still stirring up shit in places in the world where it's wholly
unnecessary. There seems to be a lot of wealth and productivity and value, but
it all ends up in a very few select pockets.

You can really only be happy with how things are going if you're blissfully
ignorant of how it's actually going. If you're not dissatisfied, then you're a
dupe or a predator or both.

People with principles and moral fiber (as, ironically, would be expected of
followers of a Christian satire web site) should definitely feel that we didn't
do very well at distributing the largesse of a successful society. That it seems
that this largesse was created for a select few on the backs of others who do
not benefit. That there's a feeling that the way things are going is down the
wrong path and, while things are still temporarily awesome for yourself, it's
not going to last. This could easily lead to a perfectly justified ennui that
seems quite at odds with a superficial luxury.

The podcast "WTF Happened in 2021? w/ Thomas Frank" by Useful Idiots
<https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/wtf-happened-in-2021-w-thomas-frank/id1476110521?i=1000546599396>
has the following summary, which would seem, at first, to fall into the "whining
about how awesome things are" trap suggested by the satire article above. But,
if you look at the description of the show, it suggests that it is basing its
judgment on the ways in which we unnecessarily lost ground on several major and
important issues. That is, it laments the time we wasted eating caviar on the
deck of the Titanic.

"2021 was a shit show [...] So what happened in 2021? Democrats and Republicans
definitely both sucked. Covid got better and then a lot worse. Dems didn’t do
the one thing to ensure they’d never lose another election. And politics
turned from policy to pure culture war.

"We go through it all, why it happened, why it sucked, and what it means for
2022."

It's not enough for things to be superficially good. That is a distraction to
keep you from examining whether the underlying system needs to change. It breeds
complacency. So, while some people -- maybe everyone you know, if you're in the
right class! -- personally did well, it's not at all spoiled or blind or
privileged for them to still consider a year to have been bad for everyone else.
It's called empathy. It's called foresight. It's called thinking for yourself.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[What's next? Oh, it's UFOs, I guess]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4404</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4404"/>
    <updated>2021-12-29T10:36:01+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hot off the presses of the conspiracy-theory pressure-cooker is the idea
that the new movie Don't Look Up -- which is about a world that ignores
the dire warnings of scientists about an incoming comet -- is
"predictive programming". I suppose that means that it's not just
entertainment, but material...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. Dec 2021 10:36:01
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Hot off the presses of the conspiracy-theory pressure-cooker is the idea that
the new movie Don't Look Up -- which is about a world that ignores the dire
warnings of scientists about an incoming comet -- is "predictive programming". I
suppose that means that it's not just entertainment, but material intended to
train people into acquiescence when something does arrive? Like aliens? The
article "Looks like that global UFO “attack” may be impending after all" by
Mark Crispin Miller
<https://markcrispinmiller.com/2021/12/looks-like-that-global-ufo-attack-may-be-impending-after-all/>
includes this quote from a reader,

"I am now officially:  seriously impressed—by your prediction that
aliens/space-based lunacy would be the Next Big Thing. [1]"

The letter goes on,

"But here it is, with timeline included:  Home – NetflixThe movie “Don’t
Look Up” [2] with a massive all-star cast, including headliner Leonardo
DiCaprio, gives the predictive programming [...]"

It is unclear why the writer chose to emphasize Leonardo, but it's probably
because he's known as an eco-warrior? Because climate-change doesn't exist? I'm
not that far into the scene that I can discern every nuance.

At any rate, the author seems convinced that this entertainment movie is
propaganda by the government to soften up the populace for continued subjugation
and that it's "conveniently timed to the midterm elections!"

Wait, what? Those elections are over 11 months away. How does that make this
movie's release "conveniently timed"? That's the conspiracy mindset, though.
Everything's a sign, man.

I know that it seems like low-hanging fruit to engage this kind of stuff. It's
like shooting fish in a barrel to make it look silly. But it's important to try
to understand what makes these theories -- and their promulgators -- tick
because we do have to live in a society together. We need to understand them and
they need to understand us. We have to make our case to them just as much as
they need to make their case to us. For that, we need communication. The first
step is to listen to what they're saying.

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[1] I continue to be fascinated by how people communicate with one another,
    especially in how they use punctuation. The do it like sprinkling salt and
    pepper into a dish: you're not really concerned with where each individual
    salt or pepper grain lands, but more that there is enough. That colon
    between "officially" and "seriously" and the M-dash between "impressed" and
    "by" cannot really be explained in any other way.


[1] This person clearly has no idea what punctuation is for. Either that or it's
    an AI grasping at the rules.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This sounds like an awesome job]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4350</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4350"/>
    <updated>2021-11-17T22:42:34+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[After 16 years working at "Encodo Systems AG" <https://encodo.com/>, I'm
currently between jobs. I've been asked a few times, "what do you really
want to do?", to which I usually answer, "what don't I want to do?"

There are a lot of things I'd like to do that I think would be useful,
but for which I'm currently...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 17. Nov 2021 22:42:34
Updated by marco on 17. Nov 2021 22:43:12
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After 16 years working at "Encodo Systems AG" <https://encodo.com/>, I'm
currently between jobs. I've been asked a few times, "what do you really want to
do?", to which I usually answer, "what don't I want to do?"

There are a lot of things I'd like to do that I think would be useful, but for
which I'm currently unqualified, or only non-officially qualified. I'm a fast
learner, but sometimes that's not enough. You have to be able to hit the ground
running. There's other stuff for which I'm eminently qualified and for which I
have a lot of experience. I've heard about a few of those already. Irons in the
fire.

Anyway, I usually answer that I'd like to do something useful, something where I
can leverage my years of experience and technical expertise to really help a
company develop a product or project, where what I can offer is what they're
missing, be it in an organizational, architectural, or programming capacity (or
all of them). I think there's a huge benefit to knowing why you're building
something -- and then making sure that it does those things in an automated,
repeatable way.

Optimally, I'd like to help save the world or at least make it a better place.
I'm currently teaching at a local university, which is a decent start, I guess.

A few days ago, I stumbled across this "comment on an article on Ars Technica"
by Tofleru
<https://arstechnica.com/cars/2021/11/tesla-recalls-11706-vehicles-over-full-self-driving-beta-software-bug/?comments=1&post=40370689>:

"Currently, I'm a lead engineer on an aviation software project certifying to
DO-178C DAL A. (Translation: if our code is buggy, we can lose an aircraft and
its occupants.) We document, review, and verify all of our software design and
implementation. We test the hell out of it, from high-level integration testing
to low-level testing, while achieving 100% statement, branch, complex condition
coverage (MCDC). We have 5-20 lines of test code per line of flight code.
Expensive, but that's what good life-critical SW costs!"

That sounds wonderful.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A note on Rush Limbaugh (and others like him)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4356</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4356"/>
    <updated>2021-11-09T08:37:31+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]A friend recently sent me this meme to note that they'd missed it
when it was still relevant. That got me thinking, naturally.

What word should we use to describe Rush? "Genius" is not inappropriate,
is it? I mean, he didn’t just carve out a niche; he carved out an
empire. He knew what some...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Nov 2021 08:37:31
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[image]A friend recently sent me this meme to note that they'd missed it when it
was still relevant. That got me thinking, naturally.

What word should we use to describe Rush? "Genius" is not inappropriate, is it?
I mean, he didn’t just carve out a niche; he carved out an empire. He knew
what some people wanted to hear and he figured out how to get more and more
people to want to hear it. He knew how to sell it. It seems like his radio
persona matched his private persona [1], so it’s not even clear that he was
"acting" in order to advance his career and fortune (like many do). But I have
no idea, really. Everything I know about Rush is what he told me through things
he said in public or that he arranged for his vast media empire to tell me about
him. 

It's really important not to forget how prepared our information and
entertainment are. We tend to forget that people like Rush are in the acting
business, the business of selling a "show", not of detailing to us how they
really are or what they really think -- or how things really are. These people
show a persona that they think will make money and/or will deliver the message
they’re interested in sending, if they’re ideological at all. Some are in it
just for the money. Most have at least a kernel of worldview that they want to
impart, but not all.

Many big televangelists are like this -- they don't even really believe in God,
they believe in Mammon. But friends and foes alike are convinced that they
believe what they're saying. David Koresh didn't believe in his cult's precepts;
he just made them up because he wanted to sleep with a bunch of different women
at once. Dave Chappelle wants America to stop beating on his people. Joe Rogan
is more of a blank slate, I think, but probably free speech and legal drugs are
his hobby horses.

Rachel Maddow is definitely following in Rush’s footsteps with her rage
machine -- it's unclear whether she's drunk her own Kool-Aid, though. It really
seems like it -- but maybe that's part of the show, part of her genius. If her
fans could tell she didn't mean it, then she wouldn't be as successful as she
is. That's how it for any of these people. You look like a crazed dingbat to
your enemies because that's what works the best. It's the only way to truly
convince your supporters. Those of us on the sidelines have no way of knowing
the truth, one way or another.

Trump is another who follows this model and he has no clear agenda outside of
"make Donald Trump popular and rich". I just read a review of a biography of
Viktor Orban [2] (leader of Hungary for the last 10 years) that indicates that
Orban is pretty much a Hungarian Trump. Given that Orban showed up on the
(political) scene first, that makes Trump an American Orban. Orban was better at
it, though: he changed the constitution to basically institute a stranglehold
for his party. Trump was never that ambitious or politically talented.

With their ability to generate success in this world, these people all geniuses
by that definition. Our ideological enemies and allies alike, if we're being
honest. They don’t create anything of lasting value that will help humanity
(in my opinion!), but they have certainly figured out the current system to such
a degree that they can profit from it immensely.

Rush was kind of a pioneer of the "be loud and be heard" reality/fiction mode of
information-dissemination/entertainment that has come to dominate nearly
everything these days. I wish he hadn't done that, but he wasn't an idiot. And I
wasn't happy to hear he'd died. I just didn't care one way of the other. I was
happy to hear that Donald Rumsfeld died. He'd done real damage. He was in a
position of power -- for a long time -- in a way that Rush really was not.

You could argue that people like Rush enabled Rumsfeld; without a good
propagandist, a Rumsfeld is less effective, I guess. But Rush was no Goebbels --
his focus was always laser-like on self-aggrandizement, not on anyone else's
agenda. He used their agenda where it served his primary purpose, but he wasn't
married to it. He could turn on a dime when it suited him. That's all part of
the show -- sometimes there are continuity issues, but the geniuses forge on and
make you forget all about them.

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[1] "Dictator Book Club: Orban" by Scott Siskind
    <https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/dictator-book-club-orban>

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Synonyms for Sucker]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4308</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4308"/>
    <updated>2021-08-01T12:19:30+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In an online conversation the other day, I wanted to use the word "gull"
to describe someone who was easily fooled. The intended recipients had
probably never heard that word used in that context, but they generally
like to learn new words and usages. As I was wondering whether to use
it, I...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Aug 2021 12:19:30
------------------------------------------------------------------------

In an online conversation the other day, I wanted to use the word "gull" to
describe someone who was easily fooled. The intended recipients had probably
never heard that word used in that context, but they generally like to learn new
words and usages. As I was wondering whether to use it, I suddenly wondered
whether I'd remembered the term incorrectly and looked it up to double-check. I
looked up "sucker" <https://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/sucker> and
stumbled upon a delightful collection of synonyms for "sucker":

"chump, dupe, gull, mug [chiefly British], patsy, pigeon, pushover, sap, soft
touch, tool"

That was just the beginning, though. The related words went on for much longer
than I could reasonably have expected:

"cat's-paw, mark, target, victim, schlemiel (also shlemiel), butt, derision,
laughingstock, mock, mockery, booby, dodo, fool, goose, half-wit, jackass,
lunatic, monkey, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simp, simpleton, turkey, yo-yo,
loser, blockhead, dolt, dope, dumbbell, dummy, dunce, idiot, imbecile, moron,
schlub (also shlub) [slang], schlump [slang], schnook [slang]"

Wonderful.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Overpromising or false advertising?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4267</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4267"/>
    <updated>2021-05-18T08:55:13+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I spotted this box of "lane Ground Biscuits" at the local grocer's.

[image]

It may, on the surface, look like a box containing a bag full of
pre-crushed cookies. I assume that that's what "ground biscuits" are.
This box was on the shelf next to other boxes of "biscuits", with a
picture of what looked...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. May 2021 08:55:13
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I spotted this box of "lane Ground Biscuits" at the local grocer's.

[image]

It may, on the surface, look like a box containing a bag full of pre-crushed
cookies. I assume that that's what "ground biscuits" are. This box was on the
shelf next to other boxes of "biscuits", with a picture of what looked
like...cookies.

So far, so good.

What the company that makes it thinks it is, is

"[...] all you need [...] to free your imagination and to enjoy in infinite
possibilities to be creative, to have fun and spend quality time with your
family."

The grammar [1] is not that great -- it's missing the Oxford comma, the
infinitive before "spend", and "enjoy in" sounds weird -- but it's so ebullient,
so hopeful.

I quite enjoy imagining a people so enlightened that all they need for ultimate
happiness is a box full of pre-made cookie crumbs. What a versatile,
self-reliant, and imaginative folk they must. be. We are not them.

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[1] Wikipedia says it's in "Serbia"
    <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bambi_(company)>.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[On Pissing Contests]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4225</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4225"/>
    <updated>2021-04-11T23:10:59+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I read an article called "on Matt Taibbi, Gogol, and Cancel Culture" by
Evgenia Kovda
<https://yasha.substack.com/p/evgenia-kovda-on-matt-taibbi-gogol>, which
I'd gotten to because it's actually Yasha Levine's SubStack and his wife
is sharing it with him. She wrote about Matt Taibbi,

"Makes one think about all this cancel culture outrage that you’re
manically producing these"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 11. Apr 2021 23:10:59
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I read an article called "on Matt Taibbi, Gogol, and Cancel Culture" by Evgenia
Kovda <https://yasha.substack.com/p/evgenia-kovda-on-matt-taibbi-gogol>, which
I'd gotten to because it's actually Yasha Levine's SubStack and his wife is
sharing it with him. She wrote about Matt Taibbi,

"Makes one think about all this cancel culture outrage that you’re manically
producing these days. You constantly write about how dangerous this new wave of
censorship is to art and culture and speech and self-expression, and how
stifling it is. But Gogol — your literary hero — proves the exact opposite
of your argument: writers have been able to publish radical political novels
while under heavy censorship."

That's the "art is suffering" argument, I guess? I'm almost certain that the
point isn't that we should stop complaining about censorship because Gogol
managed to write sublime texts despite censorship -- or is the argument that he
was pushed to dizzying heights of sublime prose because of censorship? That it
was the barrier of censorship that made him write the way he did? It's possible,
I suppose. I wonder how he would have written without censorship? Would his text
have been banal and lazy, formulated in the first way that came to mind, rather
than squeezed through several tortured filters designed to evade censors,
transforming it into a diamond of wit and erudition?

Her riposte that "proves the exact opposite" doesn't do that at all. It just
shows that censorship isn't total, which no-one is arguing. Perhaps Gogol could
have written even better works if he hadn't had to expend so much effort evading
the censors. Perhaps there were hundreds of other Gogols lurking in Russia at
the time who never wrote a word out of fear. That Gogol existed despite the
censors doesn't prove that censors ... are good? I'm honestly not sure what the
actual point was of the argument -- other than Matt Taibbi is wrong and I'm the
one to point it out to him.

She even writes that she started off writing a private mail to him, but then
thought it more important for her brilliant takedown be published publicly.
Perhaps she did it for the same reason Taibbi published his musings: they both
need to feed the content beast -- at least a little bit -- because they have
subscribers now. Content that would, in the past, have gone unpublished -- or
reconsidered -- is thrown out as a first draft for the world to see. This, in
order to keep up "engagement" and online presence. Far better to let it sit for
a day or two or a week and see if you still feel that virulently about it.

I'm not certain why Evgenia has such an axe to grind with Matt Taibbi -- she
writes at the beginning that she signed up for his newsletter. But she
immediately accuses him of "manically producing" his topics -- which has, to my
ear, negative connotations -- instead of, say, "passionately pursuing", which
is, if nothing else, neutral. She calls him "a bourgeois armchair journalist",
which is plainly inaccurate, considering how many decades of his career he spent
actually on the road being a journalist. If you've read his books, he spends a
seemingly inordinate time in courtrooms and not in an armchair.

He may be bourgeois, but that's just a snarky way of saying "middle class",
which most of us are -- or wish we were, if only for the financial security and
accompanying peace of mind. Unless she meant one of the other "definitions"
<https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bourgeois>, like "marked by a
concern for material interests and respectability and a tendency toward
mediocrity" or "dominated by commercial and industrial interests", neither of
which is, in any way, an accurate description of Matt Taibbi. Bourgeois seems to
be a casual and evidence-free smear. even if you choose the most generous
definition.

This constant oneupmanship between people who have no reason to be in opposition
to one another is tedious -- it's as if they think that the online audience is a
zero-sum game or that there is some way of "winning" the act of writing. It
seems there is no place in amateur online critique for empathy or trying to
gently help one another. There is only "darn the torpedos" and "in for the
kill". It's a weird and off-putting way of doing things and can't be very
pleasant for anyone involved.

Instead of two people who clearly love Gogol coming together, to the initial
plaudit "I really like Gogol for these reasons!", the riposte is "everything you
know about Gogol is wrong and it's unlikely you've even read him in the correct
language and, if you have, you misunderstood him to a degree where
lobotomization can be the only explanation and you are so bad at writing about
these things that you should never try again."

To recap: she subscribed to Taibbi, but doesn't want to read about "cancel
culture" or his literary pretensions. Does she think that a blog is like a
restaurant? That you can just order what you want? Don't people just write about
what comes naturally to them? I know I do, to a large degree. I have projects
that I'd like to work on -- and I do, when the mood takes me -- but mostly my
writing consists of screeds inspired by something I'd just read (like this
ever-growing essay). But this level of complaining is like subscribing to Glenn
Greenwald and then immediately telling him to stop writing in run-on sentences.

I imagine that Matt is the same -- and he has a subscriber base to which to
cater. When he's planning on writing something he considers to be salient to the
feed, but gets distracted by thoughts of Gogol, then why not just write about
Gogol? Perhaps it inspires someone to actually read Gogol -- even if, in
Evgenia's opinion, they would be doing so for all the wrong reasons -- which
would be a nigh-miracle in this age of tweets and clickbait. I don't think of a
SubStack as a newspaper -- not really -- but more as a blog, where a writer
writes. It's going to be a mixed bag.

Instead of writing "nice try, but...", she went with a brutal takedown that
seems to think that Matt is not only a traitor to everything worth believing in,
but also a terrible writer who barely understands anything he reads. Why this
scorched-earth approach? Is there no room for actually considering a writer's
oeuvre and not assuming the worst? Not assuming that they've capitulated 25
years of writing? Perhaps to assume that you might have missed something? Or
that they had a bad day?

I can't say whether Evgenia is more authoritative than Matt. She makes it sound
like it, but that's the intent of a know-it-all -- not to learn or even to
impart knowledge, but to do an end-zone dance. There is information in her essay
that I found interesting, but you have to look past the tone and past all of the
parts that are clambering over the corpse of an unnecessarily slain "enemy" in
order to get to it. Writing and discussion really shouldn't be like Highlander

I came to that website because I'm a long-time fan of Yasha Levine's writing
(Evgenia is, I think, his wife) and I'd just listened to an interview with him
on the Moderate Rebels podcast. He'd made some excellent points (and some
more-rambling, hand-waving ones about how the app Signal is compromised because
"your phone can still be hacked", but, hey, it was a long interview and he
couldn't go into detail about everything), so I came here to see what else he's
writing. The top of his SubStack is this essay by his wife and birth
announcements and, when the first comment on his wife's screed against Matt
Taibbi's literary pretensions -- a rare deviation from his journalistic output
-- reads as follows: "I’m so… disappointed, I guess, with the direction Matt
seems to have taken. Professionally and personally. Meh.", Levine "liked" it.

The tone, so far, is pretty bitchy and kind of "king of the mountain". I don't
defend everything Taibbi writes, but it's kind of a "glass houses" moment when
the guy who writes about nothing but government secrets and infiltration into
all ways of life (Levine) thinks that the guy who writes about censorship and
the class war in books like The Divide or I Can't Breathe is too obsessed with
censorship. It's a mystery how Yasha and Evgenia manage to produce the distinct
impression that there is no common ground between them and Taibbi. I suppose
this is how "the man" always manages to drag us down: it's just way too easy to
get clear allies squabbling amongst themselves.

The second comment, by Boris Petrov, expresses the same sentiments I've
expressed here, though he goes so far as to posit that this tension is due to "a
bit of envy to Matt's success, recognition and his wide span of topics".

I wouldn't pretend to know what the reason is, but it's a shame nonetheless,
that this sort of purity test and jostling for position has to occur among what
should otherwise be allies, if not friends. Maybe our culture has been broken by
the Internet and its latest excrescence "social media" to the point where people
really can't help themselves anymore. It's nice to see someone like "Boris
Petrov" is able to make a balanced and diplomatic plea for sanity.

Maybe Evgenia had a bad day and just had to dump on someone. That's too bad, but
it's also out there now. Taibbi wrote an essay about a favorite writer of his
(which, as a subscriber, I found to be a nice departure from his other work) and
she wrote back to tell him that he likes the writer for all the wrong reasons
and should himself probably stop writing altogether. Considering he'd done
nothing to shoot across anyone else's bow, it's hard to see how she's justified
in torpedoing him for that.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Processing the Information Firehose]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4085</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4085"/>
    <updated>2020-11-08T22:41:11+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following article explains how I personally organize, consume, and
produce information.

[Writing Process]

I get information from carefully selected sources, combining more
narrowly defined streams without the help of an algorithm -- or at least
not a single one. I defer reading, viewing, and...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Nov 2020 22:41:11
Updated by marco on 16. May 2021 21:39:37
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The following article explains how I personally organize, consume, and produce
information.

[Writing Process]

I get information from carefully selected sources, combining more narrowly
defined streams without the help of an algorithm -- or at least not a single
one. I defer reading, viewing, and listening -- preferring to determine the
order that I consume content rather than letting fate decide.

I will sometimes read or watch something immediately -- and even then, only if
it's short -- but almost always spike it for later, so I can continue doing what
I was doing.

I find that pretty much anything can wait. I'm almost always way "behind" (no
hot takes), but neither do I have to worry too much about having reacted too
quickly and regretted something I've written.

I use Tools to obtain Inputs and generate Outputs. Each of these is detailed in
its own section below.

I generate content as follows:

   1. Add articles to Instapaper
   2. Read some immediately, citing and annotating in Apple Notes or starting
      article drafts on "earthli News" <https://www.earthli.com/news>
   3. Download weekly list of unread articles to Kindle
   4. Read articles on Kindle, highlighting and annotating
   5. Mark articles as "Liked"
      <http://www.instapaper.com/starred/rss/1890855/5c1g08eoy9skhOr3tCGqTQbZes>
      and "Archived"
      <http://www.instapaper.com/archive/rss/1890855/5c1g08eoy9skhOr3tCGqTQbZes>
      on "Instapaper" <https://instapaper.com> (Instapaper Likes are
      automatically posted to "Twitter" <https://twitter.com/mvonballmo>)
   6. Copy highlights/annotations to "Notes"
      <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=44> on "earthli News"
      <https://www.earthli.com/news>
   7. Start article drafts on "earthli News" <https://www.earthli.com/news> with
      other content
   8. Publish articles on "earthli News" <https://www.earthli.com/news> (also
      automatically posted to "Twitter" <https://twitter.com/mvonballmo>)

The further down the list I get, the more time I invest in writing and
copy-editing.

  * A "like" on Instapaper shows up for people who've subscribed to the newsfeed
    or are following me on Twitter, but there's no context about why I liked it
    or what I liked about it.
  * I just started the "Notes"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=44> as a way to add context
    without a huge time investment on my part. [1]
  * Articles, as ever, require more time and inspiration.

[Tools]

I use the following tools to retrieve and manage content.

"NetNewsWire for Mac" <https://ranchero.com/netnewswire/>

   A fast and easy-to-use news reader; I've used it for years and years.

"Apple Podcasts" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Podcasts_(software)>

   This product was spun off from iTunes a few years ago. It's a decent podcast
   player with few frills, but it does what it needs to.

"Apple Notes" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notes_(Apple)>

   This product is included with MacOS and tracks formatted notes with cloud
   synchronization.

"Amazon Kindle PaperWhite" <https://amazon.com>

   An E-Reader with highlighting and note-taking functions. I can transfer
   highlights and notes as a simple text file.

"Project Gutenberg" <https://gutenberg.org>

   A source of free E-Books for out-of-copyright, older material.

"New York Public Library" <https://nypl.overdrive.com>

   A source of more current E-Books.

"Instapaper" <https://instapaper.com>

   An online tool with browser plugins to which you can add articles to read
   later. It strips the articles down to the text and can also send
   "newsletters" to a Kindle.

[Inputs]

At the beginning of the chain are inputs. I prefer textual input, but I listen
to videos and podcasts as well, occasionally transcribing passages I find
interesting.

Newsfeeds

   The largest amount of information comes from Newsfeeds (RSS and Atom; I don't
   really care). I use NetNewsWire for MacOS. I read some right away, but mostly
   go through them quickly, adding articles to "Instapaper"
   <https://instapaper.com>.

"Hacker News" <https://news.ycombinator.com>

   A tech-heavy web site with a pretty decent algorithm for choosing relevant
   and interesting articles for the home page. I scan the short home page once
   per day for a couple of minutes.

"Reddit" <https://old.reddit.com>

   A news/social-media web site on which I've built a few multi-reddits that
   yield some interesting stuff, but I use it more for fun than research.
   Lately, the quality of content has dropped, so I use it much less. A couple
   of minutes per day.

Podcasts

   I listen to some podcasts regularly and sometimes transcribe information for
   articles. I much prefer reading, but there's lots to learn in long-form
   interviews.

"YouTube" <https://youtube.com>

   I rely on YouTube nearly exclusively for videos and have a subscription (it
   came with Google Play Music). I use the main Watch Later list a lot, moving
   longer videos to custom "Watch Later" lists for Public Policy/Philsophy,
   Tech, and Music. I sometimes transcribe information for articles.

Books

   I read books with no real agenda, going from non-fiction to fiction and back
   as I please. I have a bunch of wishlists at both the "New York Public
   Library" <https://nypl.overdrive.com> and "Amazon" <https://amazon.com>,
   though I prefer to loan digital works from a library than to buy them. Once
   I've read a book, I don't really need it anymore (mostly because I track
   citations in "Book Reviews"
   <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=34>).

[Outputs]

From all of these inputs, I publish to various outputs, ranging from automated
lists and feeds to self-authored articles.

This is a hobby; my main interest is to organize information for my future self.
Therefore, the publishing schedule isn't very predictable. I've included
approximations for the different types of content.

["earthli News" <https://www.earthli.com/news>]

"earthli" <https://www.earthli.com/> is my personal web site, where I publish my
blog "earthli News".

"Notes" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=44>

   Citations and quick annotations on articles I've read. One per week.

"Articles" <https://www.earthli.com/news>

   In-depth essays on various topics, usually including citations from articles,
   podcasts, or videos. At least one per month.

"Movies / Series Reviews" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=45>

   Synopses/impressions of movies or series I've watched. I'll generally collect
   10 movies/series reviews per article, so usually about 12 per year.

"Book Reviews" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=34>

   Citations and synopses/impressions of books I've read; I'll generally have
   one article per book and then a big wrap-up article per year. Usually about
   24 per year.

["Instapaper" <https://instapaper.com>]

  * "Liked"
    <http://www.instapaper.com/starred/rss/1890855/5c1g08eoy9skhOr3tCGqTQbZes>:
    A running list of all article I've liked. Several per week.
  * "Archived"
    <http://www.instapaper.com/archive/rss/1890855/5c1g08eoy9skhOr3tCGqTQbZes>:
    A running list of all article I've read. Several per week.

["Twitter" <https://twitter.com/mvonballmo>]

My Twitter consists nearly solely of auto-posted content from my "Instapaper
Likes"
<http://www.instapaper.com/starred/rss/1890855/5c1g08eoy9skhOr3tCGqTQbZes> and
"earthli News articles" <https://www.earthli.com/news>. Several per week.

["YouTube" <https://youtube.com>]

The following are public playlists to which I occasionally save links to videos.
Anyone with a YouTube account can subscribe to these.

  * "Fellow Agitators"
    <https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaAuYwHbW13pLSB5U05-5KgCSwURS3Z7I>:
    Public Policy, generally left-leaning.
  * "Encodo Suggestions"
    <https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaAuYwHbW13oWFVJBDlOPPThpizvkyGOo>:
    Technology and Programming, originally created for co-workers at "Encodo
    Systems AG" <https://encodo.com>.

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[1] I currently have over 2500 published articles over the last 20 years or so,
    but also over 1100 drafts. Some of the drafts are huge but were never
    polished enough to publish or their time had come and gone.
  
  Some of the drafts are collections of links and citations that I've
  meticulously collected, but also never published, always thinking "I'd get to
  it." I don't have that kind of time or energy, so I invented "Notes"
  <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_folder.php?id=44> to at least make an
  in-between version with some context.
  
  This isn't because I think my choice of citations is particularly clever, but
  because I use several sources that do something very much like this and I
  appreciate it very much.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A Video on Justice by ContraPoints]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4072</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4072"/>
    <updated>2020-10-04T22:17:57+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The presentation in this video is both unorthodox and well-produced; the
information is top-notch and interesting. It discusses justice not as
found in courts, but as found online, where it is meted out by the
self-nominated and righteous.

[media]

From the video above,

"I'm not going to comment because"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Oct 2020 22:17:57
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The presentation in this video is both unorthodox and well-produced; the
information is top-notch and interesting. It discusses justice not as found in
courts, but as found online, where it is meted out by the self-nominated and
righteous.

[media]

From the video above,

"I'm not going to comment because I don't want to be canceled for seeming to
take a neutral stance on an issue on which I'm supposed to take sides."

Speaking of which, I'd only recently discovered ContraPoints when I watched
"Canceling", which was published 9 months ago, before the recent wave of
blowback against  doxing and brigading people with whom you disagree.
Unreasonable and ignorant people band together to ruin the lives of people by
making them lose their jobs and positions. It kind of goes in the same direction
as the most recent video above. It is is also very interesting, well-produced,
and thoughful.

[media]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Edward Snowden interview with Joe Rogan (September]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4071</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4071"/>
    <updated>2020-10-04T21:58:48+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[For the second time in a year, Joe Rogan interviews Edward Snowden for
about three hours. The last time, Snowden was promoting his book
Permanent Record; this time, he's here to drop more knowledge about the
U.S. and the world work -- just in time for the election. The interview
is well-worth the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Oct 2020 21:58:48
------------------------------------------------------------------------

For the second time in a year, Joe Rogan interviews Edward Snowden for about
three hours. The last time, Snowden was promoting his book Permanent Record;
this time, he's here to drop more knowledge about the U.S. and the world work --
just in time for the election. The interview is well-worth the time.

[media]

The U.S. Department Of Justice had also very recently found that the NSA had
acted illegally. This does not exonerate Snowden from the crimes with which he's
accused, but does prove that when he revealed his information, he was revealing
evidence of crimes.

Snowden discusses the security state at great length, especially as related to
COVID-19 tracing and tracking and lockdowns. He also addresses the possibility
of a pardon.

He does admit that he would dearly love to go back to America, but that, even
with a pardon, he wouldn't be safe. Even were he to get a pardon, he would have
to legally admit to the crimes with which he'd been charged in order to accept
it. It is unclear that he would do so. He is watching very carefully what is
happening with poor Julian Assange -- and what has already happened to other
whistleblowers like Reality Winner and Chelsea Manning, both of whom he
fervently hopes get pardons before him. 

Snowden is extremely eloquent, expressing himself carefully and well, with
impeccable logic. He sees and can convincingly describe connections between
topics and policies that others consider disparate. He is prolix to the extreme
and Joe gives him a very long leash. Joe comports himself quite well, asking
interesting questions and clearly enjoying providing a huge platform to a man
who he clearly admires for his intellect and as a hero.

Snowden takes part from Moscow, naturally, where he lives with his wife Lindsey
Mills.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Modern News Media is a Business]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4067</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4067"/>
    <updated>2020-10-04T12:42:56+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "The Post-Objectivity Era" by Matt Taibbi
<https://taibbi.substack.com/p/the-post-objectivity-era> is based on the
transcript of a speech he gave. [1] It is an excellent summary of both
the history of U.S. media and its current business model.

The basic thrust is that the media has always been in it for the money.
There is no golden age of principled objectivity...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Oct 2020 12:42:56
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The article "The Post-Objectivity Era" by Matt Taibbi
<https://taibbi.substack.com/p/the-post-objectivity-era> is based on the
transcript of a speech he gave. [1] It is an excellent summary of both the
history of U.S. media and its current business model.

The basic thrust is that the media has always been in it for the money. There is
no golden age of principled objectivity to which to return, in that sense. The
news was more objective in olden days, but only because it made more sense to be
that way. The media catered to the broadest possible audience for two reasons:

   1. The technology and data weren't yet available to enable them to target
      audiences more precisely
   2. Until 1987, the "Fairness Doctrine"
      <http://content.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1880786,00.html>
      required balance on public airwaves 

After 1987, the Reagan administration released the media's id and it could
finally make a ton of money appealing to the lowest common denominator of market
segments. As with any other entertainment, it took some "preparation" of those
markets -- with advertising and messaging that amount to brainwashing -- but the
markets were very amenable to having everything boiled down to a satisfying "us
vs. them" basis.

It's just easier that way, isn't it? And who has the time and energy for
anything more complicated?

The conservative media dove much more quickly into this business model -- but
that was only because the liberal media had some trouble finding reliable bait
with which to enrage its own audience. There were a few ideas here and there,
but nothing with the staying power to build a powerful, slavering cult as the
right side of the aisle had.

That all changed in 2015 when Trump hit the campaign trail.

"Media companies figured out that all they had to do to secure high ratings was
wave Trump at people all day long."

With Trump, the news media emerged from its chrysalis, transformed to what is
essentially the WWE -- with just as much veracity.

"What’s happened since 2016 is the news landscape has split into news for
people who love Trump, and people who hate him.

"The world as represented in news programs is now almost exactly Crossfire. We
only see two ideas. These ideas are shown to be in constant combat. There is no
pretense of a hope for cooperation or accommodation. (Emphasis added.)"

The final sentence is the crux: there is no hope of reconciliation because
neither side offers a reasonable way out for the other side. (A) there are only
two sides and (B) each side views the other as irredeemably evil.

This, of course, has a strong effect on people working in the industry, some of
whom would have principles, but all of whom have to pay rent. When rent is due,
the landlord doesn't take payment in principle. With media in this state,
though, it is a self-fulfilling prophecy that it attracts employees who know
which side their bread is buttered on.

This affects not only the employees, but very much the businesses themselves.

"If you work at Fox, you’re not going to do a climate change or police abuse
story. You will do a story about corruption at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. If
you work at MSNBC, you won’t do a story about problems with NAFTA, or Barack
Obama’s drone program.

"This sounds obvious, but most people think this is a matter of politics. It is
that in some cases, but it’s also very much about money. Once a company has
established an editorial approach, and a political tone, departing from that
approach will cost it audience, and lots and lots of money – billions in
some cases – as well."

Understood in this way, the media has painted itself into a corner from which it
cannot escape in any meaningful sense -- at least under a purely capitalist
model. The only escape would be a state-supported media model as we have in
Switzerland or the British have with the BBC. There will still be bias, but
decoupling the profit imperative from journalism is, at least, a potential
escape valve from the worst ravages of it.

Taibbi writes that, as it stands,

"Audiences are completely siloed. A Pew study that just came out showed that of
the people who say Fox is their primary news source, 93% describe themselves as
Republicans. For MSNBC, the number is 95% Democrats. The New York Times is 91%
Democrats. Even NPR is now 87% Democrats."

That means that most Americans rarely, if ever, hear anything approaching an
opposing point of view. They only ever hear information that they a-priori agree
with. This is catastrophic and engenders an unthinking, uncritical herd
mentality rather than anything approaching individual opinions.

This also makes things so much easier for media companies. Because they have
ensured that audience opinion is more-or-less uniform, they no longer run the
risk of alienating anyone who matters to their bottom line. In fact, pissing off
"the other side" is red meat for its loyal viewers and costs it nothing.

To ensure loyalty and to continue to titillate, though, media companies travel
further along the axis they've chosen for their audience, ending up at the
near-lunatic extremism we have in the U.S. today.

The media landscape in the States, 

"[...] creates an enormous risk of the tail wagging the dog. News companies make
more money if they pick stories they know will get you upset, and avoid the ones
that are confusing to you. They will make sure they wind you up as much as they
can not just every day, but every minute. This can be very damaging to your
mental health, to say nothing of what it does to society."

Not only is it unhealthy for the media companies, but news dissemination does
exactly the opposite of a what a functioning republic needs for it to do: inform
the citizenry. Not only is the citizenry uninformed, it is misinformed -- with
no heed for how damaging that is for those people. 

People end up recklessly endangering their health in a pandemic and actively
support measures that impoverish their own neighborhoods, endanger their
livelihoods, and destabilize their own lives. They support ideas that make them
insecure -- financially, if nothing else -- and blame the other side for their
woe.

This self-destruction among so many citizens is a side-effect of the media
wanting to make money. The wealthy wield the media as a weapon to keep the peons
in line. They never see the misery they cause, while directly profiting from it.

Taibbi wraps things up with,

"The news is not a public service. First and foremost, it’s a consumer
product, like cigarettes or Twinkies. And because we’ve learned that division
sells, it can be bad for you, and addicting, in the same way other consumer
products can be. We worry about the food we put in our bellies, the air we
breathe into our lungs. It’s time to worry about what we put in our brains as
well."

The mainstream media in the U.S. is not serving any useful societal function;
it's a cult.

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[1] His site only has a (possibly soft) paywall. I subscribe to his site and
    find it well worth it.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Mail-in Voting in the US]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4060</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=4060"/>
    <updated>2020-09-26T17:58:10+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[COVID-19 has made mail-in voting more relevant than ever for US
elections. In other countries, this would not be an issue, as mail-in
voting doesn't pose any particular technical, organizational, or
bureaucratic hassles or threaten to lead to widespread
disenfranchisement. Those are normal...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 26. Sep 2020 17:58:10
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COVID-19 has made mail-in voting more relevant than ever for US elections. In
other countries, this would not be an issue, as mail-in voting doesn't pose any
particular technical, organizational, or bureaucratic hassles or threaten to
lead to widespread disenfranchisement. Those are normal countries, like
Switzerland, where a majority of the population votes by mail about five times
per year.

The US is different: even the simplest tasks become difficult for a nation
afraid to commit to spending time or money on anything but elites. The
"excellent reporting of Greg Palast" <https://www.gregpalast.com> is the gold
standard for electoral malfeasance in the US, a job he's been doing diligently
since before the miscarriage of justice that was the 2000 US presidential
election debacle decision, after which he really got down to work. A frequent
collaborator of Palast's, cartoonist Ted Rall (also an excellent author and
chronicler of injustice in his own right), recently published "Mail-in
Balloting, the 12th Amendment and Impending Doom"
<https://rall.com/2020/09/23/mail-in-balloting-the-12th-amendment-and-impending-doom>,
which summarizes the situation as follows,

"[With a] 16-fold increase [of mail-in ballots] over 2016, [t]he real issue is
that the ballots may not be counted on time, triggering the insanity of the 12th
Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

"The date to remember is December 14th, when the delegations of the Electoral
College meet in their respective states. [...] Each delegation can only certify
their state’s vote counts if they are 100% complete [...] If the state fails
to certify on time, its electoral college votes aren’t counted."

If no candidate gets the required 270 electoral votes, then the 12th Amendment
stipulates that the Congress selects the president and the Senate selects the
vice president. They must select from the available candidates. The relevant
text is

"The person having the greatest number of votes for President, shall be the
President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors
appointed; and if no person have such majority, then from the persons having the
highest numbers not exceeding three on the list of those voted for as President,
the House of Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the
President."

The Republicans control the Senate -- and are overwhelmingly expected to
continue doing so -- and will select Trump. The Vice President continues to be
irrelevant. It is unlikely that even a strongly oppositional Vice President
could influence the President unduly (e.g. by breaking ties in Senate votes).
Mitch McConnell will continue to prevent any votes of relevance coming before
the Senate in the first place.

Voting in the US is already rife with undemocratic practices, from long lines to
closed voting centers to unconstitutional poll taxes and identity checks and
throwing people off of the voting rolls. Though mail-in voting avoids some of
these problems, it's hard to feel that the envelope will find its destination
and actually be counted.

[Actual Mail-in Voting]

I'd recently gotten an email from the elections board in Queens (where I'd last
declared residence in the States before I moved to Switzerland) with
instructions on how to get my "electronic ballot", which seemed promising. What
this meant was that, were I to succeed in identifying myself, I would be able to
download PDFs for the ballot and the envelopes.

[image][image]

As shown above, the "electronic" mail-in ballots include a PDF for the envelope
as well as instructions for performing the origami required to protect this
vessel of democracy on its journey across the ocean to NYC. I'd done this a
couple of years back and the construction feels pretty shaky -- not least
because all of the templates are fitted for the LTR format, a paper size found
only in the US. These are mail-in ballots meant for people around the world, who
have no access to LTR-sized paper.

Happily, a real-life, pre-printed ballot and envelope arrived in the mail today,
so I was able to fill out my absolutely ginormous ballot without any printing or
origami. The ballot is a long sheet of paper in several of the most-common
native languages of Queens: English, Spanish, Chinese, and Bengali.

The paper is quite grandiose considering I am able to choose a presidential
candidate -- from Donald Trump/Mike Pence (Republican), Joe Biden/Kamala Harris
(Democrat), Howie Hawkins/Angela Nicole Walker (Green), and Jo Jorgenson/Jeremy
Cohen (Libertarian) -- and a single Congressional seat (Grace Meng vs. Thomas
Zmich).

Despite it looking foolproof, they still, somehow, managed to make the
super-simple instructions conflict with the actual ballot. The instructions,
shown below, say to "[m]ark the oval to the left of the name [...]"

[image]

The ballot, though, includes a single oval above the names of the candidates.
The oval is to the left of the column, but not to the left of the "nombre de su
selección".

[image]

The mailing envelope, shown below, includes "US postage paid" -- even though
they're sending these materials all over the world. Presumably, if you're in the
military, whatever base you happen to be on counts as "U.S. Mail" [1], but I had
to pay CHF2.- to mail in my ballot.

[image]

On a final note, from the article above,

"Mail-in ballots are manually opened and signatures must be visually compared,
sometimes several times, to Board of Election records."

It is nearly inconceivable that whatever signature the Board of Election has on
record for me -- from almost 20 years ago -- matches the deteriorated scrawl
that my signature has become in an age where I hardly ever pick up a pen.

Still, were my vote to actually make it across the ocean, arrive in Queens by
November 3rd (or postmarked before the election and arriving within ten days of
election day), actually be opened and counted -- they reserve the right to leave
absentee ballots uncounted if the result is already "clear" [2] -- and were my
signature to match whatever they have on file, my vote will be counted in a
state (New York) where the result is a foregone conclusion: Joe Biden will win
New York State's electoral votes.

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[1] Even on the same envelope, there is no consistency in how to abbreviate
    United States, with both US and U.S. making an appearance.


[1] This is an even more insidious practice when you remember that smaller
    parties, like the Green Party, must cross the 5% threshold in an election
    year in order to benefit in the next election from many of the advantages
    the Democrats and Republicans enjoy over them. This has never happened, and
    likely never will, due in no small part to a plethora of such undemocratic
    practices. See the following video for more information,
  
  [media]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A response to a sincere solicitation]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3954</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3954"/>
    <updated>2020-05-02T09:17:12+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following is a sample of the response I've composed to respond to
the increasing numbers of solicitations to advertise on my site that
I've been receiving of late. I'd ignored them at first, but many
followed up, so I felt bad and responded. Two replied immediately and
thanked me for taking the...
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. May 2020 09:17:12
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The following is a sample of the response I've composed to respond to the
increasing numbers of solicitations to advertise on my site that I've been
receiving of late. I'd ignored them at first, but many followed up, so I felt
bad and responded. Two replied immediately and thanked me for taking the time to
respond [1] and to wish me well in my future endeavors.

The extra bit about Opera was my helpful tip that the link she'd wanted me to
include in my web site contained mostly incorrect information about the browser
that I'd written about in the article she'd referenced.

---------------
| Form Letter |
---------------


Hi Kathy

As you can well imagine, I’m not in the habit of answering unsolicited mails
that look for all the world like spam. If the mail to which I’m responding was
written by a machine, then I tip my hat and don’t rue at all the few minutes
I’ve spent writing back to an electronic entity that will be viewed as
primitive by its progeny, which will become our overlords, may they be
benevolent.

You seem like a real-life person who’s writing their own mails and you’ve
gone to the trouble of actually finding an article on my site that’s relevant,
so you warrant at least a bit of time to answer.

Earthli is a personal site with no purpose other than to amuse me. I don’t do
any advertising or linking for financial gain or cross-promotional purposes
because I’m not interested in “promoting” my site.

The article you referenced is about Opera and is over seven years old. I’m not
apt to change it, but, even if I were, I took a quick look at your link and the
information it has about Opera is not accurate:

  * Opera can install any Chrome extension when properly extended (with the
    “Install Chrome Extensions” extension)
  * Opera has had syncing of data via "Opera Sync"
    <https://www.opera.com/features/sync> for at least a decade

If I may, I suggest you amend your article and perhaps find other “cons” to
add to the list (otherwise it would look odd, no? :-)

Thanks for your interest, though, and I wish you the best of luck with your
site.

Stay healthy and safe
Marco
---------------

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[1] One even responded with a rhetorical flourish of his own, citing the
    inestimable "Perry Farrell" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_Farrell> as
    follows:
  "Here is to the primitive progeny who are to be our new overlords ;) In the
   words of Perry farrel [sic], "we'll make great pets""

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Six feet]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3933</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3933"/>
    <updated>2020-03-30T22:00:15+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[According to "What is the origin of the saying "six feet under""
<https://historiansabode.blogspot.com/2011/03/what-is-origin-of-saying-six-feet-under.html>,

"The phrase "6 feet under" originated in London, England in 1665. It
came about as London was being ravaged by the Bubonic Plague. [...]
The mayor of London at the time issued a decree that all plague deaths
had to be buried at least"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 30. Mar 2020 22:00:15
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According to "What is the origin of the saying "six feet under""
<https://historiansabode.blogspot.com/2011/03/what-is-origin-of-saying-six-feet-under.html>,

"The phrase "6 feet under" originated in London, England in 1665. It came about
as London was being ravaged by the Bubonic Plague. [...]
The mayor of London at the time issued a decree that all plague deaths had to be
buried at least "6 feet under" to help halt the spread of infection."

355 years later, another plague has made the expression "six feet" au courant,
at least in those countries still using the imperial system of measurement. Even
the nerdy "6-Foot Zone" by Randall Munroe <https://xkcd.com/2286/> does it.

[image]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Mordillo Idyll Puzzle]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3922</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3922"/>
    <updated>2020-03-22T15:42:15+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[That's six hours of quarantine time for 1000 pieces. We still have more
puzzles of the same size, plus a pretty big lego kit ("10242 - Creator:
Mini Cooper" <https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/mini-cooper-10242>).

[image]
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Mar 2020 15:42:15
Updated by marco on 1. Jan 2025 21:43:46
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That's six hours of quarantine time for 1000 pieces. We still have more puzzles
of the same size, plus a pretty big lego kit ("10242 - Creator: Mini Cooper"
<https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/mini-cooper-10242>).

[image]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Air Travel to the U.S. (Software Errors)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3869</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3869"/>
    <updated>2019-12-29T21:45:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The airline Swiss needs to work on tact in its e-mails. Or they need to
work on their QA process.

Instead of a boarding pass, they sent the following mail in response to
a check-in attempt.

"Your boarding pass(es) could not be issued because necessary data is
missing or because the immigration"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. Dec 2019 21:45:30
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The airline Swiss needs to work on tact in its e-mails. Or they need to work on
their QA process.

Instead of a boarding pass, they sent the following mail in response to a
check-in attempt.

"Your boarding pass(es) could not be issued because necessary data is missing or
because the immigration status does not allow boarding.

"Please note that it is your responsibility to hold all necessary immigration
documents for this international trip. Click here to enter or amend your data
and receive your boarding pass.

"Alternatively, use our check-in options at the airport instead.

"We wish you a pleasant flight!

"Swiss International Air Lines"

It's a pretty scary mail if you read it through completely. Instead of being
issued a boarding pass for a ticket you thought you'd paid and registered for,
you're being accused of trying to enter the U.S. illegally.

If you've already entered all of your information, then you can't imagine how
clicking the link would help. Instead, it sounds much more like the increasingly
capricious US immigration process has thrown a monkey wrench into the works. At
the very least, Swiss is distancing itself from your shady behavior.

The passive-aggressive "We wish you a pleasant flight!" after telling you that
your "immigration status does not allow boarding" is the icing on the cake. Or
there's the helpful advice to "[a]lternatively, use our check-in options at the
airport instead".

So, Swiss is backpedaling like crazy from having anything to do with you and
will gladly sell you to the U.S. customs authorities, but go ahead and travel to
the airport physically even though your "immigration status does not allow
boarding" and it's just your time they're wasting, right?

This was clearly a software error. The use case was not properly handled or
planned for. My guess is that the system "forgot" that my friend is an American
citizen and does not need an ESTA, checked for an did not find an ESTA and then
sent that mail instead. It all makes sense to the simplistic logic of Swiss's
systems.

After panicking for a bit (the flight was the next day), my friend was able to
re-request a boarding pass half an hour later and everything worked. This is not
funny. We have to pay better attention to software systems that affect so many
people. There are no repercussions for companies that cut corners like this
(other than the vague "workings of the market").

When you have a country that becomes increasingly restrictive and unpredictable,
you should, as an airline, make sure not to unreasonably unsettle your
customers.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Netflix is still optimized for the ADHD-addled]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3758</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3758"/>
    <updated>2019-07-07T22:26:57+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Almost exactly 2 years ago, I wrote "Dear Netflix: Have some respect for
your content and your viewers"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3432>, begging for
Netflix to add a setting for adults, one that doesn't auto-play trailers
and content all the time.

Nothing has changed. The UI is still intensely eager to auto-play videos
and...
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Jul 2019 22:26:57
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Almost exactly 2 years ago, I wrote "Dear Netflix: Have some respect for your
content and your viewers"
<https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3432>, begging for Netflix to
add a setting for adults, one that doesn't auto-play trailers and content all
the time.

Nothing has changed. The UI is still intensely eager to auto-play videos and
trailers. It's an incredibly hyperactive UI, almost afraid that if it stops
making noise, it will die.

If you're using the Samsung TV app, there is almost no way to have Netflix stay
silent. The only way is to turn off auto-play and to watch at least one episode
of something. Then -- and only then -- will you be allowed to choose when to
start watching the next thing.

When you startNetflix, it will auto-play whatever it has auto-selected for you
-- usually a new show of theirs that you have not yet had a chance to express
disinterest in -- within seconds.

If you move the cursor somewhere else, it starts playing that next show, if
you've already seen some of it.

If you haven't seen the show, it aggressively plays the trailer. But it doesn't
even hide the chrome all around, showing the trailer with a bunch of text on
top. It's a complete disrespect for the content -- it's like it doesn't even
matter what it looks like, as long as something is playing. As long as something
is making noise to drown out the engulfing silence of being alone with your
thoughts -- or lack thereof.

There is no way to "cue up" content and start it when you like. Netflix always
wants to play your content immediately and doesn't care if you need to go to the
bathroom or get a drink or whatever. You have to wait until the content has
started and then pause it. Or you have to wait until the unpausable stuff
finishes and then pause it.

I've resorted to hitting the "back" button on the remote control to make Netflix
ask me if I'm sure I want to quit. At least then the modal dialog acts as a sock
in its mouth to keep Netflix's fucking mouth shut.

And speaking of trailers: guess what happens if you've watched the 11th of 13
shows in season 3 of Jessica Jones and then you leave the cursor on Jessica
Jones?

You guessed it -- motherfucking Netflix starts playing the season 3 trailer for
you.

Why? On what planet does that make any sense? I'm already watching the show. I
don't need to be enticed into watching it with a trailer.

They just always have to be making noise.

I don't use the mobile version, but I know that the desktop-website version is
also very interested in playing videos. At least in the Samsung TV app, when you
click a show, it shows you the details first and waits a few seconds before
playing content.

In the web site, all but 5% of the glyph for a show -- the little arrow at the
bottom, completely outside of the area condoned by Fitt's Law -- starts playing
the show immediately. You have to aim carefully if you want to select the show
and just add it to your list instead of starting it immediately like the ADHD
content-addicted primate that you are.

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    <![CDATA[Thousand-year--old Sea Hag]]>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[A lifetime ago, I knew a guy named Chris Jannuzzi. I worked with him at
Logicat. I wrote software; he wrote content; we worked together. He was
in a band. He was a musician. He might still be. [1] I learned a lot
about music from him, his deep love for James Brown and his band, for
example. I first...
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A lifetime ago, I knew a guy named Chris Jannuzzi. I worked with him at Logicat.
I wrote software; he wrote content; we worked together. He was in a band. He was
a musician. He might still be. [1] I learned a lot about music from him, his
deep love for James Brown and his band, for example. I first heard of Vince
Guaraldi from him. Gained an appreciation for vodka gimlets, on the other.

He gave me a song, once, that he and his band had written and recorded  in the
pretty amazing studio that he had in his basement in his home on Long Island. I
don't know anybody else in the band, other than "Todd", of whom Jannuzzi told
many ripping yarns. Todd was the drummer, a confirmed stoner and an all-around
bon vivant and accidental philosopher.

The song is on many of my favorite-song lists, as well as on those of my wife.
It's really good. It's called "Sea Hag".

Hello sailor, hello sailor, c'mon and wave your flag. C'mon and dance with, make
romance with, a thousand-year--old sea hag.

She was born
when the Earth was young
and solid crusts
were far and few

Scrapin' barnacles off of
some sea captain's hull
That's how her salty
sea-hag legend grew

Hello sailor
Hello sailor
C'mon and wave your flag.
C'mon and dance with, 
make romance with, 
a thousand-year--old sea hag.

Ponce de Leon,
Captain Hook,
and Columbus 
all knew her worth.

On the deck dreamin'
Collectin' seaman
all over God's salty Earth

Hello sailor
Hello sailor
C'mon and wave your flag.
C'mon and dance with, 
make romance with, 
a thousand-year--old sea hag.

Bridge/solo/laughing

Hello sailor
Hello sailor
C'mon and wave your flag.
C'mon and dance with, 
make romance with, 
a thousand-year--old sea hag.

Hello sailor
Hello sailor
C'mon and wave your flag.
C'mon and dance with, 
make romance with, 
a thousand-year--old sea hag.

Thousand-year--old sea hag.

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[1] He has, apparently, been "getting the band back together" [2], as evidenced
    by the article "‘Mixed Vegetables’ Hungry For More" by Jano Tantongco
    <http://www.longislandernews.com/life-and-style/mixed-vegetables-hungry-for-more>.


[1] Hat-tip to Akroyd's Elwood Blues.

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    <![CDATA[RIP Uri Avnery]]>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[I have assiduously followed the writings of Uri Avnery for what feels to
me like a long time now -- at least 15 years. Those fifteen years were
but the coda to Avnery's extremely long and productive and honorable
life. He was an Israeli peace activist with a wicked pen -- right up
until his death in...
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I have assiduously followed the writings of Uri Avnery for what feels to me like
a long time now -- at least 15 years. Those fifteen years were but the coda to
Avnery's extremely long and productive and honorable life. He was an Israeli
peace activist with a wicked pen -- right up until his death in August of 2018
at 94 years of age. He will be missed.

I include below two encomiums/elegies/obituaries from two other writers whose
writings and reporting I respect deeply, Jeffrey St. Clair (editor of
CounterPunch magazine and eminently reliable source of information for U.S.
domestic environmental policy and politics ) and Robert Fisk (longtime
correspondent for the Independent and eminently reliable source of informations
for all things related to the Middle East, where he has lived in Lebanon for
many decades).

"A Mighty Voice for Peace Has Gone Silent: Uri Avnery, 1923-2018" by Jeffrey St.
Clair
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/20/a-mighty-voice-for-peace-has-gone-silent-uri-avnery-1923-2018/>

"Avnery, who was one of the first Israelis to call for the creation of a
Palestinian state, was 94. He lived a sprawling life. He was born in Germany in
1923 and his family fled to British Palestine a few months after Hitler came to
power. As a young man, he dispersed leaflets for the Irgun, a terrorist Zionist
organization, and it haunted him for most of his life. Avnery would later play
chess with Yasser Arafat and become one of the PLO’s most ardent Israeli
defenders."

"Uri Avnery: One of My Few Heroes in the Middle East" by Robert Fisk
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/22/uri-avnery-one-of-my-few-heroes-in-the-middle-east/>

"It was somehow fitting that first news of Uri Avnery’s plight should reach me
from one of Israel’s staunchest enemies, the Lebanese Druze leader Walid
Jumblatt. One legend sending sad news of another, you see, a socialist preparing
to mourn a fellow socialist, sending his sympathy for the 94-year-old Israeli
political philosopher. That same philosopher was once a German Jewish schoolboy,
originally called Helmut Ostermann, who refused to give the Hitler salute at
school, but who was, when I received Jumblatt’s message – still, just –
“an indispensable mind to understand the history of fascism, a major
destructive element of the 20th century”. Jumblatt’s words. Avnery, he
added, also understood “the history of Zionism, another despicable apartheid
theory that is an offshoot of fascism”."

"I must admit that Uri Avnery was one of my Middle East heroes – there
aren’t many – and his story is worthy of a movie, though there will be no
Spielbergs to direct it: writer, journalist, leftist, veteran of the Israeli
army in the country’s War of Independence – and, as he never forgot, the
same war which drove 750,000 Palestinians from their home and lands."

The following two citations are from Avnery himself, included by Fisk in his
article.

"[citing Avnery]: I will tell you something about the Holocaust. It would be
nice to believe that people who have undergone suffering have been purified by
suffering. But it’s the opposite, it makes them worse. It corrupts. There is
something in suffering that creates a kind of egoism."

"[Again, citing Avnery]: You are presuming you know what they [Netanyahu’s
government] want and you presume they want peace – and therefore that their
policy is stupid or insane. But if you assume they don’t give a damn for peace
but want a Jewish state from the Mediterranean to the Jordan River, then what
they are doing makes sense up to a point."

Finally, I dug back through my as-yet unpublished notes to find some I'd taken
from Avnery's missives from the last couple of years, just to give an idea of
what I liked about his writings. I found notes from 2006--2018.

"Who's the dog? Who's the tail?" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=107&ItemID=10156>

"Two Nights and a Dragon" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.antiwar.com/avnery/?articleid=11718>

"The authors do not call into question the Lobby's legitimacy. On the contrary,
they show that hundreds of lobbies of this kind play an essential role in the
American democratic system. The gun and the medical lobbies, for example, are
also very powerful political forces. But the pro-Israel lobby has grown out of
all proportion. It has unparalleled political power. It can silence all
criticism of Israel in Congress and the media, bring about the political demise
of anyone who dares to break the taboo, prevent any action that does not conform
to the will of the Israeli government."

"That year, during Black September, I held a press conference in Washington DC,
under the auspices of the Quakers. It seemed to be a huge success. The
journalists came straight from a press conference with Prime Minister Golda
Meir, and showered me with questions. Almost all the important media were
represented – TV networks, radio, the major newspapers. After the planned hour
was up, they would not let me go and kept me talking for another hour and a
half. But the next day, not a single word appeared in any of the media.
Thirty-one years later, in October 2001 I held a press conference on Capitol
Hill in Washington, and exactly the same thing happened: many of the media were
there, they held me for another hour – and not a word, not a single word, was
published."

A very astute reporter of foreign affairs -- in particular, those of Israel and
Palestine -- discusses Obama in "Two Americas" by Uri Avnery
<http://counterpunch.org/avnery03242008.html>. 

"The great message of Obama is Obama himself. A person who has roots in three
continents (and another half: Hawaii). A person whose education spans the wide
world. A person who can see reality from the viewpoints of America, Africa and
Asia. A person who is both black and white. A new kind of American, an American
of the 21st Century."

This is lovely prose, but, as with many other Obama supporters, one gets the
feeling that more is being said by the supporter than by the supportee -- the
utopic views expressed so lovingly cannot be provably extrapolated from Obama's
actual, stated policy. However, in the same breath Avnery acknowledges this and
justifies it better than any other, to date:

"I am not as naïve as I sound. I realize that in his speeches there is more
enthusiasm than content. We can't know what he will do once elected president.
President Obama may disappoint us. But I prefer to take a risk with a man like
this than to know in advance what the two routine politicians, his competitors,
will do."

This is an excellent statement of support, which is wholly realistic and
accomodating of America's very limited political spectrum.

"Israel in Deadly Denial" by Uri Avnery
<http://tonykaron.com/2008/03/02/israel-in-deadly-denial/>:

"All this matter of “recognition” is nonsense, a pretext for avoiding a
dialogue. We do not need “recognition” from anybody. When the United States
started a dialogue with Vietnam, it did not demand to be recognized as an
Anglo-Saxon, Christian and capitalist state."

"How Many Divisions?" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.antiwar.com/avnery/?articleid=14056> talks about propaganda in the
case of the ongoing attack on Gaza.

"The trouble is that propaganda is most convincing for the propagandist himself.
And after you convince yourself that a lie is the truth and falsification
reality, you can no longer make rational decisions."

"Hundreds of millions of Arabs from Mauritania to Iraq, more than a billion
Muslims from Nigeria to Indonesia see the pictures and are horrified. This has a
strong impact on the war."

"Even if the Israeli army were to succeed in killing every Hamas fighter to the
last man, even then Hamas would win. The Hamas fighters would be seen as the
paragons of the Arab nation, the heroes of the Palestinian people, models for
emulation by every youngster in the Arab world. The West Bank would fall into
the hands of Hamas like a ripe fruit, Fatah would drown in a sea of contempt,
the Arab regimes would be threatened with collapse.

"If the war ends with Hamas still standing, bloodied but unvanquished, in face
of the mighty Israeli military machine, it will look like a fantastic victory, a
victory of mind over matter.

"What will be seared into the consciousness of the world will be the image of
Israel as a blood-stained monster, ready at any moment to commit war crimes and
not prepared to abide by any moral restraints. This will have severe
consequences for our long-term future, our standing in the world, our chance of
achieving peace and quiet.

"In the end, this war is a crime against ourselves too, a crime against the
state of Israel."

"Ship of Fools 2" by Uri Avnery
<http://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2010/12/19/ship-of-fools-2/>

"The Israeli government rules Washington, D.C., more firmly than ever. The new
Congress is even more loyal to Israel than the old one, if that is possible.
Just now, the outgoing House unanimously passed a resolution objecting to the
declaration of Palestinian statehood. After his resounding defeat in the midterm
elections, Obama must start to think about the presidential election in two
years’ time. It’s difficult to imagine that in these two years he would dare
to provoke the mighty Israel lobby, which can now rely not only on the Jewish
organizations and the millions of evangelical Christians, but also on the people
of the Tea Party (many of whom are anti-Semites like Nixon, as revealed in the
tapes: he despised the Jews and admired the Israelis).

"Obama can say what he wants: in a real test he will have to veto any Security
Council resolution which is distasteful to the Israeli government. He will have
no choice. And he will also supply Israel with all the airplanes it desires –
and more."

As put so nicely in the article, "Bin Laden Is Dead, but What About His Ideas?"
by Uri Avnery
<http://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2011/05/08/bin-laden-arab-spring/>

"A new Caliphate in the 21st century is as unlikely as the wildest creation of
the imagination. It would have been diametrically opposed to the zeitgeist, were
it not for its opponents: the Americans. They needed this dream—or
nightmare—more than the Muslims themselves.

"The American Empire always needs an antagonist to keep it together and focus
its energies. This has to be a worldwide enemy, a sinister advocate of an evil
philosophy.

"[...]

"American freedoms have to be restricted; the U.S. military machine grows by
leaps and bounds. Power-hungry intellectuals babble about the Clash of
Civilizations and sell their souls for instant celebrity.

"To produce the lurid paint for such a twisted picture of reality, religious
Islamic groups are all thrown into the same pot—the Taliban in Afghanistan,
the ayatollahs in Iran, Hezbollah in Lebanon, Hamas in Palestine, Indonesian
separatists, the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and elsewhere, whoever. All become
al-Qaeda, despite the fact that each has a totally different agenda, focused on
its own country, while bin Laden aims to abolish all Muslim states and create
one Holy Islamic Empire. Details, details."

"A Putsch Against War" by Uri Avnery
<http://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2012/05/04/a-putsch-against-war/>

"For eight years, longer than most of his predecessors, Dagan led the Mossad,
Israel’s foreign intelligence service, comparable to the British MI6.[...] And
here, after leaving office, he speaks out in the harshest terms against the
government’s plans for an attack on Iran’s nuclear installations. Not
mincing words, he said: "This is the stupidest idea I have heard in my life.""

"This week he was overshadowed by the recently relieved chief of the Shin Bet
[Yuval Diskin]. (Shin Bet and Shabak are different ways of pronouncing the
initials of the official Hebrew name "General Security Service.") It is
equivalent to the British MI5, but deals mostly with the Palestinians in Israel
and the occupied territories.

"According to Diskin – and who would know better? – Israel is now led by two
incompetent politicians with messianic delusions and a poor grasp of reality.
Their plan to attack Iran is leading to a world-wide catastrophe. Not only will
it fail to prevent the production of an Iranian atom bomb, but, on the contrary,
it will hasten this effort, this time with the support of the world community.

"Going further than Dagan, he stated that the only factor preventing peace
negotiations with the Palestinians is Netanyahu himself. Israel can make peace
with Mahmoud Abbas at any time, and missing this historic opportunity will bring
disaster upon Israel."

"The New Mandela" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2012/03/30/the-new-mandela/>

"For some time now, the world has lost much of its interest in Palestine.
Everything looks quiet. Netanyahu has succeeded in deflecting world attention
from Palestine to Iran. But in this country, nothing is ever static. While it
seems that nothing is happening, settlements are growing incessantly, and so is
the deep resentment of the Palestinians who see this happening before their
eyes."

Contrast to how Pakistan was treated when it was (illegally) created a nuclear
weapon.

"A Bird’s-Eye View" by Uri Avnery
<http://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2012/05/27/a-birds-eye-view/>

"The settlers assert that not a single settlement has been set up without secret
government consent. And indeed, all the “unlawful” settlements have been
connected at once to the water and electricity grids, special new roads have
been built for them, and the army has rushed to defend them — indeed the
Israel Defense Forces have long ago become the Settlements Defense Forces.
Lawyers and shysters galore have been employed to expropriate huge tracts of
Palestinian land."

"Another Superfluous War" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2012/11/16/another-superfluous-war/>

"Was there an alternative? Obviously, the situation along the Gaza Strip had
become intolerable. One cannot send an entire population to the shelters every
two or three weeks. Except hitting Hamas on the head, what can you do?

"A lot.

"First of all, you can abstain from “reacting”. Just cut the chain."

"A Lady With a Smile" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/02/12/a-lady-with-a-smile/>

"It would cut the ties between the Israeli state and more than 20% of its
citizens. Some Israelis may dream of evicting the Arabs altogether from the
historical country – all six million of them in Israel proper, the West Bank
and the Gaza Strip – but that is a pipedream. The world in which this was once
possible does not exist any more."

"Trump and Israel’s Anti-Semitic Zionists" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/12/30/trump-and-israels-anti-semitic-zionists/>

"True, he is sending a rabid Jewish-American ultra-right Zionist as his
ambassador to Tel Aviv (or to Jerusalem, we shall see.) A person so right-wing
that he makes Netanyahu himself almost look like a leftist. But at the same time
Trump has appointed as his closest assistant a radical white racist with full
anti-Semitic credentials. Perhaps, as some believe, it depends entirely on
Trump’s moods. Who knows what his mood will be on the morning of the first
important UN vote on Israel? Will he be Trump the Zionist or Trump the
anti-Semite? Actually, he can be both. No problem, really. The avowed aim of
Zionism is to ingather all the Jews in the world in the Jewish State. The avowed
aim of the anti-Semites is to expel the Jews from all their countries. Both
sides want the same. No conflict."

So tongue in cheek. Keep on truckin', Uri!

"Syria: Cui Bono?" by Uri Avnery
<http://www.counterpunch.org/2017/04/14/syria-cui-bono/>

"[the] day before, Trump was despised by half the American people, including
most of the media. Just by launching a few missiles, he has won general
admiration as a forceful and wise leader. What does that say about the American
people, and about humanity in general?"

"Yes, Israel Can Accept the Right of Return" by Uri Avnery
<http://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2017/10/15/yes-israel-can-accept-right-return/>

"When the British withdrew from Palestine in 1948, there were in the country
between the Mediterranean and the Jordan about 1.2 million Arabs and 635,000
Jews. By the end of the war that ensued, some 700,000 Arabs had fled and/or were
driven out. It was a war of what was (later) called "ethnic cleansing". Few
Arabs were left in the territory conquered by Jewish arms, but it should be
remembered that no Jews at all were left in the territory conquered by Arab
arms. Fortunately for our side, the Arabs succeeded in occupying only small
slices of land inhabited by Jews (such as the Etzion bloc, East Jerusalem et
al.), while our side conquered large, inhabited territories."


"Who is the Vassal? Israel, the US and Iran" by Uri Avnery
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/05/14/who-is-the-vassal-israel-the-us-and-iran/>

"The US is still far from war with Iran but we are not. Perhaps we are already
in it, without believing it. These days – or should I say, these nights –
our brave boys fly over Syria and bomb Iranian army installations there. Until
this minute, the Iranians have not reacted, except for a feeble attempt that was
quickly answered by a massive Israeli air strike."

"The Brainwashing of the Israelis" by Uri Avnery
<https://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2018/06/08/the-brainwashing-of-the-israelis/>

"How is this done? It’s quite simple, really: one has to suppress all other
voices. One has to make sure that the citizen hears only one voice. One that
repeats a few messages over and over, endlessly. This way the lie becomes truth.
In such a situation, the ordinary citizen becomes convinced that the official
line is really their own personal opinion. This is an unconscious process. When
one tells a citizen that they are brainwashed, they are deeply insulted."

"The use of these terms, hundreds of times every day, clearly constitute
brainwashing, without the citizens noticing it. They are getting used to the
fact that all Gazans are terrorists, mekhablim. This is a process of
dehumanization, the creation of Untermenschen in the Nazi lexicon. Their killing
is allowed, even desirable."

"There is in the country a tiny band of commentators who are not afraid to tell
the truth, even when this is considered treason. Gideon Levy, Amira Hass, and a
few others. We must ensure that their voice is heard. They must be encouraged."

"Israelis Just Keep Killing People, Stealing Land" by Uri Avnery
<https://original.antiwar.com/avnery/2018/07/20/israelis-just-keep-killing-people-stealing-land/>

"It has been said that a clever person is able to extricate himself from a trap
into which a wise person would not have fallen in the first place. Stupid people
do not extricate themselves. They are not even aware of the trap."


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    <![CDATA[A brace of videos from Oxford (Varoufakis, Piketty & Žižek)]]>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[I watched a brace of pretty rewarding videos from the Oxford Union.

[Yanis Varoufakis]

[media]

Yanis talks about the Euro: "It's like taking the shock absorbers out of
your car and then driving into a pothole. [...] This is designer
idiocy."

He talks about RussiaGate:

"In the United States, you have the"

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I watched a brace of pretty rewarding videos from the Oxford Union.

[Yanis Varoufakis]

[media]

Yanis talks about the Euro: "It's like taking the shock absorbers out of your
car and then driving into a pothole. [...] This is designer idiocy."

He talks about RussiaGate:

"In the United States, you have the ridiculous situation where the Democratic
party is going to the people and saying 'you were duped by Putin. Putin stole
the election through Facebook.'

"My goodness! I mean, what an insult!

"To people who ... by the way, most of those people who voted for Trump, had
voted for Obama in 2008 ... how can you say that to them they are racist and
that they were duped by Putin.

"I mean, did Putin try to influence the election of the United States? I'm sure
he did. But I did, too.

"I did. I really did. I did my best to influence the election...and failed
spectacularly.

"And Putin had, I'm sure, about the same impact that I had."

When asked about his days as finance minister, he reminds the crowd that Greece
was not without leverage:

"You see, if you own your bank £1000, then you're in trouble. If you our the
bank £320 million, then they're in trouble."

Another question was from someone asking what will happen if the Euro fails.

"What's going to happen if Europe now, if the Euro -- no matter how terrible it
may be -- dissolves.

"Well, I'll tell you what's going to happen. There's going to be a tectonic
shift that divides Europe down the river Rhine and across the Alps. What will
happen is Germany will re-create the Deutschmark and Austria, Holland, Poland,
Hungary, Czech Republic, Slovakia and the Baltics... they will join the
Deutschmark zone. They're not going to create their own currencies. They're too
integrated with German heavy industry. Volkswagen, IG, Krupp and so on.

"That chunk of Europe --  Northeast Europe, Calvinist Europe, call it what you
want -- is going to have a gigantic current-accounts surplus in relation to the
rest of the world. So that means that Deutschmark is going to go through the
roof [...] That will mean...exports will fall and there will be a substantial
increase in unemployment in Germany, Poland and other countries. So, you're
going to have falling prices because the price of the currency goes up --
deflation -- with unemployment, in Germany. Not good. The only people who will
benefit from that situation are the AfD and the various folks who are thinking
of the 1930s with glee.

"The rest of Europe. What's going to happen? The currencies in the rest of
Europe will depreciate, which will create inflationary pressures. And you're
going to have a combination of inflation and unemployment in France, Italy,
Spain and so on. Is this a Europe we want to live in?"

His summary tells of the greatest myth that people believe about the Eurocrisis.
If we continue to swallow it, there's no way out.

"One of the greatest tragedies of the Eurocrisis is that it was portrayed as a
clash between and Greece, between the Netherlands and Italy, between North and
South. This is analytically false and politically toxic. In my view, what
happened was, is that the grasshoppers of the North -- the bankers, like
Deutschebank -- and the grasshoppers of the South -- the Greek oligarchy and the
Italian oligarchy -- binded together before the crisis to create a gigantic
bubble. The bubble burst. Then they gathered together to shift all the pain to
the German hardworking people, to the Greek hardworking people and portrayed it
as a North/South divide and a North/South clash. We need to overcome this."

[Thomas Piketty]

[media]

This is a very interesting and wide-ranging talk. One of the first questions is
from some genius who thinks it's productive to explain the difference between
correlation and causation to Thomas Piketty. That woman/girl was a perfect
example of the Dunning Krueger Effect and the arrogance of unearned confidence
in one package. Piketty gave a good answer, which is more than she deserved.

He said many interesting things, but I haven't gone back to transcribe any of
them. Sue me.

[Slavoj Žižek]

[media]

Žižek told several jokes, "as is his wont"
<http://www.critical-theory.com/the-10-best-zizek-jokes-to-get-you-through-finals/>.
As usual, his jokes highlight the topics he wanted to discuss.

He is a philosopher who many would call a contrarian. I think the reason that he
generally sees things differently than others is due to (A) his being extremely
widely and well-read and being able to provide a context to topics that others
don't have, as well as an ability to see similarities in topics and themes that
are not evident to others and (B) most people not being able to even follow
along with (A) and assuming that, because of his dirty jokes and his
multitudinous tics that he's just a showboat preening for attention. Nothing
could be further from the truth. If you read any of his books and truly
understand it, you'll be the better for it. To me, his reasoning is clear as a
bell. Perhaps that makes me mad, as well.

Here's his first joke:

"A group of Jews in a synagogue publicly are admitting their nullity in the eyes
of God.

"First, a rabbi stands up and says: 

"“O God, I know I am worthless. I am nothing!”

"After he has finished, a rich businessman stands up and says, beating himself
on the chest: 

"“O God, I am also worthless, obsessed with material wealth. I am nothing!”

"After this spectacle, a poor ordinary Jew also stands up and also proclaims:

"“O God, I am nothing.”

"The rich businessman kicks the rabbi and whispers in his ear with scorn:

"“What insolence! Who is that guy who dares to claim that he is nothing
too!”"

Here's another joke:

"It's a very cruel joke and I discovered with wonder and respect that there is a
whole tradition of Jewish jokes about Auschwitz. Not making fun of it, but
drawing out the paradoxes.

"There is something very deep in this. [...] For tragedy to take place, it must
happen within certain limits, where the victim maintains his dignity -- you
know, the tragic victim. When things get really terrifying, a mote of comedy has
to enter, which is not comedy where you have to laugh, but horrifying comedy
(i.e. gallows humor).

"In Paradise, some Jews who'd been killed at Auschwitz were talking about how
they'd been killed. One says to the other,

""Do you remember, Jacob, when they dragged you to the death chamber, you
slipped on something and died even before you entered the gas chamber?"

""Oh, yeah, that was so funny!"

"Then God, taking a break, walks by them, listens to their jokes and says:

""Sorry guys, I just don't get it."

"[digression explaining background of joke for the young audience [1]]

"One of the Jews goes to God, embraces him in a patronizing way and says,

""Don't worry, our Lord, you weren't there, so, of course, you don't
understand."

"You know what's the beauty: it's not that God cannot understand the horror. He
can. He's all-powerful. He cannot understand it's possible to make a joke out of
it. God doesn't get the joke."

And what a world it is that we live in, when Slavoj answers the question of what
he thinks of the Gilets Jaunes with almost the same wording as Pamela Anderson.
Watch the video to see his answer (I don't feel like transcribing any more), but
Anderson's answer is from "Pamela Anderson on Europe’s Turmoil: an Interview
with Pamela Anderson and Srecko Horvat" by David Broder
<https://jacobinmag.com/2018/12/yellow-vests-pamela-anderson-france-macron/>

"I agree with Srecko. As I said, when I was commenting on the gilets jaunes, the
real question is whether the disobedience can be constructive, what comes the
day after: can the progressives in France, and all over the world, use this
energy so that instead of violence we see equal and egalitarian societies being
built?"

It's a funny world.

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[1] He explains the reason that the joke is funny: because it is always said
    that divinity was absent from the Shoah, particularly Auschwitz.

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[On Sounding British]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3645</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3645"/>
    <updated>2019-01-01T23:08:59+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In the article "From Bizarre Rage Against James Joyce to MI5
Phone-Bugging: Why I Collect Snippets of Strangers’ Conversations" by
Patrick Cockburn
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2019/01/01/from-bizarre-rage-against-james-joyce-to-mi5-phone-bugging-why-i-collect-snippets-of-strangers-conversations/>,
the illustrious journalist takes a break from writing about the
tragedies arising from near-constant, western meddling in the Middle
East to relate more uplifting stories...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Jan 2019 23:08:59
Updated by marco on 1. Jan 2019 23:10:56
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In the article "From Bizarre Rage Against James Joyce to MI5 Phone-Bugging: Why
I Collect Snippets of Strangers’ Conversations" by Patrick Cockburn
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2019/01/01/from-bizarre-rage-against-james-joyce-to-mi5-phone-bugging-why-i-collect-snippets-of-strangers-conversations/>,
the illustrious journalist takes a break from writing about the tragedies
arising from near-constant, western meddling in the Middle East to relate more
uplifting stories on this first day of 2019.

Near the end, there's a bit that -- to my admittedly tinhorn American ears -- is
one of the most British things I've ever read:

"Earlier this month we went for a drink and a meal to the wonderful
Shipwright’s Arms, one of Kent’s most attractive pubs, which is located in
the Ham marshes between Oare and Faversham, just below a dyke which protects it
from the waters of the Swale estuary. We sat down in front of a blazing fire,
got a glass of mulled wine [...]"

I have no further point other than that that sounds perfectly lovely.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[TIL: Consolidation in Online Pornography]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3622</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3622"/>
    <updated>2018-12-24T12:57:33+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[As in so many other lines of business, the online pornography world has
seen a tremendous amount of consolidation in recent years.  The company
"MindGeek" <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MindGeek> was founded 14 years
ago. as Mansef, a portmanteau of the owner's names. It has since
acquired nearly every significant online pornographic...
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As in so many other lines of business, the online pornography world has seen a
tremendous amount of consolidation in recent years.  The company "MindGeek"
<https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MindGeek> was founded 14 years ago. as Mansef, a
portmanteau of the owner's names. It has since acquired nearly every significant
online pornographic presence: Playboy, YouPorn, RedTube, PornHub and more.
They've not only cornered the market in free, online pornographic video, but
also hoovered up most of the classic producers and distributors, like Digital
Playground, Hustler, Vivid Video, Brazzers and more. They are almost certainly a
monopoly. Doubtless there are those who have a "favorite" site -- but the
content all comes from the same distribution company and from the same servers,
tailored for different tastes in presentation.

The only report I could find about distribution and numbers was "Vampire Porn"
by David Auerbach
<https://slate.com/technology/2014/10/mindgeek-porn-monopoly-its-dominance-is-a-cautionary-tale-for-other-industries.html>.
The "vampire" refers to the fact that they cannibalize their own content by
having one arm of the company produce content whose price is killed instantly by
it being uploaded online for free by another arm of the company.

"[...] industry workers have been in the difficult situation of seeing their
work pirated on sites owned by the same company that pays them—imagine if
Warner Brothers also owned the Pirate Bay. The way Siri puts it, it’s as
though Walmart drove mom-and-pop stores out of business “and then to top it
off, went into the mom-and-pop shops and literally stole all of their products
to be resold at Walmart.” It’s a tough time to be a mom-and-pop porn shop."

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[An Eclectic List of Holiday Reading]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3621</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3621"/>
    <updated>2018-12-24T11:48:50+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Here's a reading list I put together for a couple of friends, for when
it’s dark and cold and boring:

  * An old man with a good head on his shoulders tells us how to fix
    Congress in "First Step Post-Election – Open Up the Closed,
    Secretive Congress" by Ralph Nader
    <https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/11/30/first-step-post-election-open-up-the-closed-secretive-congress/>.
  * Meagan Day interviews Kristin Ghodsee about her

...
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Updated by marco on 9. Jan 2019 06:08:11
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Here's a reading list I put together for a couple of friends, for when it’s
dark and cold and boring:

  * An old man with a good head on his shoulders tells us how to fix Congress in
    "First Step Post-Election – Open Up the Closed, Secretive Congress" by
    Ralph Nader
    <https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/11/30/first-step-post-election-open-up-the-closed-secretive-congress/>.
  * Meagan Day interviews Kristin Ghodsee about her book Why Women Have Better
    Sex Under Socialism. They talk about life under socialist regimes (DDR
    lässt grüssen) made men and women both more comfortable and try harder to
    be good people (i.e. trophy wives couldn't just be bought) in "No Scrubs" by
    Kristin Ghodsee
    <http://jacobinmag.com/2018/11/kristen-ghodsee-women-sex-under-socialism-eastern-bloc-communism/>
    [1]
  * The greatest trick the devil ever pulled is convincing us that plastics are
    garbage: "The plastic backlash: what's behind our sudden rage – and will
    it make a difference?" by Stephen Buranyi
    <http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/nov/13/the-plastic-backlash-whats-behind-our-sudden-rage-and-will-it-make-a-difference>
  * Speaking of tricks. Ricky Jay, the sleight-of-hand artist/genius, has died.
    Here’s a lovely biographical piece from the New Yorker (1993): "Secrets of
    the Magus" by Mark Singer
    <https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1993/04/05/secrets-of-the-magus>. It's
    worth it for the nicely related anecdotes about Jay's feats. [2]
  * And, finally, there's a long and sobering article on the loss of about 80%
    of our insect biomass over the last 40 years, "The Insect Apocalypse Is
    Here" by Brooke Jarvis
    <https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/27/magazine/insect-apocalypse.html>.
    Dontworryaboutitwerefine. [3]

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[1] Some more extended citations and notes from that article (all emphases are
    added):
  "Right now, Bulgaria and Romania have the highest percentage of women working
   in tech in the EU. The reason is that there were policies in place that
   allowed women to enter fields that in the West have remained dominated by
   men. There was a concerted effort on the part of state socialist governments,
   going all the way back to the thirties in the Soviet Union and the fifties in
   Eastern Europe, to integrate women into formerly more masculine parts of the
   economy — law, medicine, academia, banking. Women were even trained in the
   military, as pilots and snipers and parachuters.""Male employment was often better remunerated. But, on the other hand, wages
   don’t matter as much when the state is providing a huge array of social
   services. The state guaranteed jobs, housing, health care, education, and
   things like daycare and extended paid maternity leaves. Women were not
   compensated as well as men, but they still had a greater degree of economic
   independence from men than they do today.""The theory became a reality after 1917 in the Soviet Union, with the support
   of Lenin and especially of Alexandra Kollontai, who was the commissar of
   social welfare. Kollontai tried to put into place the socialization of child
   care in the creation of children’s homes. She wanted to create public
   canteens where people could eat. She wanted to create public laundries. She
   also wanted to create mending cooperatives, because back then mending was a
   huge task that women had to do at home and she thought it would be more
   efficient if done collectively, reducing the burden on individual women. This
   was all attempted in the early twenties. The problem is that the Soviet state
   wasn’t wealthy enough and it collapsed. All of these laws were reversed by
   1936 because Stalin said essentially, “We have to take our resources and
   file them into the industrial economy, and it’s much more affordable for us
   to get these women doing this work at home for free.” But importantly,
   those same policies that Kollontai tried to implement in the twenties made a
   resurgence in Eastern Europe after 1945.""And it turns out that when men have to be “interesting” in order to
   attract women, they are. They actually end up being better men. It’s not
   that difficult a concept. I don’t know why people are so shocked by this.""There were brilliant socialist feminists in the seventies, people like
   Silvia Federici and others, who were making the case that large structural
   changes would reorganize relationships between men and women. What happened
   is that, as Nancy Fraser has written about, feminism was largely co-opted by
   neoliberal capitalism. So we ended up getting a kind of Sheryl Sandberg-style
   “lean in” feminism, which is all about individual success and creating
   conditions for a handful of women to be as filthy rich as a handful of men
   are.""For a host of reasons, care work for the elderly or the ill or certainly for
   children often falls into the lap of women. Given that this work has to be
   done, societies have a choice: they can reduce the burden of care work on
   women by transferring it from the individual to society, or they can
   completely devalue it and shove it into the private sphere where women do it
   for free. [as Stalin did]""We shouldn’t ignore the purges and the gulags and the state violence, but
   we have to be clear that it wasn’t like that all the time."
  
  Just like we shouldn't ignore the horrific and varied violence of state
  capitalism.
  "Because I’m an ethnographer who’s been doing field work in Eastern
   Europe for twenty years, I know many people who will tell you that life was
   much more nuanced and complex, and not as overwhelmingly negative as
   Westerners imagine. Certainly not everybody was marching around in Mao suits
   with shaved heads, or starving in the streets and begging for a pair of
   jeans."
  
  Ah, the myths we learn to avoid seeing greener grass.


[1] A quote:
  "Yet far more than Malini’s contemporaries, the famous conjurers Herrmann,
   Kellar, Thurston, and Houdini, Malini was the embodiment of what a magician
   should be—not a performer who requires a fully equipped stage, elaborate
   apparatus, elephants, or handcuffs to accomplish his mysteries, but one who
   can stand a few inches from you and with a borrowed coin, a lemon, a knife, a
   tumbler, or a pack of cards convince you he performs miracles.”"


[1] Some more extended citations and notes from that article (all emphases are
    added):
  "A 1995 study, by Peter H. Kahn and Batya Friedman, of the way some children
   in Houston experienced pollution summed up our blindness this way: “With
   each generation, the amount of environmental degradation increases, but each
   generation takes that amount as the norm.” In decades of photos of
   fishermen holding up their catch in the Florida Keys, the marine biologist
   Loren McClenachan found a perfect illustration of this phenomenon, which is
   often called “shifting baseline syndrome.” The fish got smaller and
   smaller, to the point where the prize catches were dwarfed by fish that in
   years past were piled up and ignored. But the smiles on the fishermen’s
   faces stayed the same size. The world never feels fallen, because we grow
   accustomed to the fall.""There was a reason for the wariness. Society members dislike seeing
   themselves described, over and over in news stories, as “amateurs.”
   It’s a framing that reflects, they believe, a too-narrow understanding of
   what it means to be an expert or even a scientist — what it means to be a
   student of the natural world.""But extinction is not the only tragedy through which we’re living. What
   about the species that still exist, but as a shadow of what they once were?
   In “The Once and Future World,” the journalist J.B. MacKinnon cites
   records from recent centuries that hint at what has only just been lost:
   “In the North Atlantic, a school of cod stalls a tall ship in midocean; off
   Sydney, Australia, a ship’s captain sails from noon until sunset through
   pods of sperm whales as far as the eye can see. ... Pacific pioneers complain
   to the authorities that splashing salmon threaten to swamp their canoes.”
   There were reports of lions in the south of France, walruses at the mouth of
   the Thames, flocks of birds that took three days to fly overhead, as many as
   100 blue whales in the Southern Ocean for every one that’s there now.
   “These are not sights from some ancient age of fire and ice,” MacKinnon
   writes. “We are talking about things seen by human eyes, recalled in human
   memory.”""It is estimated that, since 1970, Earth’s various populations of wild land
   animals have lost, on average, 60 percent of their members. Zeroing in on the
   category we most relate to, mammals, scientists believe that for every six
   wild creatures that once ate and burrowed and raised young, only one remains.
   What we have instead is ourselves. A study published this year in the
   Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences found that if you look at the
   world’s mammals by weight, 96 percent of that biomass is humans and
   livestock; just 4 percent is wild animals.""Thomas believes that this naturalist tradition is also why Europe is acting
   much faster than other places — for example, the United States — to
   address the decline of insects: Interest leads to tracking, which leads to
   awareness, which leads to concern, which leads to action."
  
  Or, that the "profit motive" comes between concern and action.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hyphens]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3470</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3470"/>
    <updated>2017-12-10T22:32:02+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This is another public-service announcement. [1]

I'm a bit of a fanatic about hyphens. Hyphens aren't really that
difficult in English.

[With Adverbs]

I was recently asked whether an adjective following an adverb needs to
be hyphenated. For example, does "This is a fully qualified sentence."
need a...
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This is another public-service announcement. [1]

I'm a bit of a fanatic about hyphens. Hyphens aren't really that difficult in
English.

[With Adverbs]

I was recently asked whether an adjective following an adverb needs to be
hyphenated. For example, does "This is a fully qualified sentence." need a
hyphen?

It does not. But almost everything else does.

According to the article "Adverbs and Hyphens" by Maeve Maddox
<https://www.dailywritingtips.com/adverbs-and-hyphens/>, the AP Stylebook and
the Chicago Manual of Style agree:

"When a compound modifier–two or more words that express a single
concept–precedes a noun, use hyphens to link all the words in the compound
except the adverb very and all adverbs that end in -ly."

[Compound Adjectives]

Furthermore, I tend to agree with the AP Style, which writes that "[c]ompound
adjectives beginning with “well” are hyphenated no matter where they are in
the sentence." The Chicago Manual of Style thinks that "[w]hen such compounds
follow the noun they modify, hyphenation is usually unnecessary, even for
adjectival compounds that are hyphenated in Webster’s", which I consider to be
blasphemy. If it's defined in the dictionary, it seems quite arrogant for a
style guide to leave hyphenation up to the author and/or editor. They helpfully
note that it's "usually unnecessary", meaning that the reader will often be able
to figure out what's going on from context, so go ahead and put the burden on
the reader. Oxford (American version) muddies the waters even more by opining
that the hyphen is required when the adjective comes before the noun but not
when it comes after. Madness.

[Compound, compound adjectives]

Additionally, if you have multiple hyphens, you can emphasize the secondary one
(or ones) by using an n-dash rather than a hyphen.

For example, the phrase "a red-jewel--encrusted dagger" needs two hyphens. The
n-dash is between "jewel" and "encrusted".

If you don't use hyphens at all, you leave the reader swimming in a sea of
confusion. They will probably have to take multiple runs at your sentence in
order to make sense of it.

  * A red-jewel--encrusted dagger (definitely a dagger encrusted with red
    jewels)
  * A red-jewel encrusted dagger (probably a dagger encrusted with red jewels)
  * A red, jewel-encrusted dagger (a red dagger encrusted with jewels)
  * A red jewel encrusted dagger (an unreadable pileup of words)

[Non-hyphenated words [2]]

Where things get a bit murkier is when you have two words that form a single
word, but have done so for a long time. Eventually, the words agglutinate
without a hyphen. For example, the world "hellbent" is written without a hyphen,
but it's unclear why. There are also a lot of words starting with the syllable
"re" (redistribution, recycling, etc.) that don't take a hyphen. When in doubt,
look it up in a dictionary. I do it all the time. We have the knowledge of the
world at our fingertips [3] and our spelling and grammar is getting worse and
worse.

[Coda]

Two more things:

  * The past tense of "lead" is spelled "led", not "lead".
  * It's either "whence" or "from where", It's never "from whence", which is
    redundant.

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[1] Do you see what I did there? It's called foreshadowing. [4]


[1] There's another one. Other words, like "finger-dry" are hyphenated.


[1] More foreshadowing, which is also foreshadowing.


[1] That's actually foreshadowing for the final section.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Books in Zürich Aiport]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3466</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3466"/>
    <updated>2017-12-10T15:32:03+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The book store at the Zürich Airport has a decidedly more diverse
assortment of literature than I would have expected. I just expected a
ton of Clive Cussler and John Grishman and John LeCarré, but I was
pleasantly surprised.

On the first couple of shelves, I noticed three Chomsky books and a...
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The book store at the Zürich Airport has a decidedly more diverse assortment of
literature than I would have expected. I just expected a ton of Clive Cussler
and John Grishman and John LeCarré, but I was pleasantly surprised.

On the first couple of shelves, I noticed three Chomsky books and a Varoufakis
[1] book.

[image]

Another shelf held Naomi Klein, Chomsky and Varoufakis:

[image]

On another shelf, Laurie Penny showed up and, once again, Varoufakis.

[image]

Ishiguro's classic and Arundhati Roy's latest were on another shelf. I even saw
her book on the German shelves, as well. [2]

[image]

If I was ever stuck in this airport, I could rest easy that I would find
something interesting to read.

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[1] Yanis Varoufakis was the finance minister of Greece during the brief Syriza
    rule. He was the main negotiator with the troika during the Greek financial
    crisis a few years back.


[1] Sure, they're right next to Bear Grylls's book, but that's OK. To each their
    own. At least I'd have something to read.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Links and Citations and Thoughts Vol.2017.1]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3454</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3454"/>
    <updated>2017-11-12T13:50:11+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["The following is composed largely of links, citations and notes that I
make on almost everything I read. I've expanded my notes slightly and
cleaned them up for public consumption. Instead of letting these notes
moulder in an unpublished draft (as I've done many times), I've put
together a format"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 12. Nov 2017 13:50:11
Updated by marco on 12. Nov 2017 14:08:23
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"The following is composed largely of links, citations and notes that I make on
almost everything I read. I've expanded my notes slightly and cleaned them up
for public consumption. Instead of letting these notes moulder in an unpublished
draft (as I've done many times), I've put together a format that I think might
be useful for readers but that doesn't take as much time as individual articles
on each topic would. 

""

[Mobiles are Huxley's Soma]

"

"tl;dr: I'm trying out a new format that lets me publish more regularly and that
better fits my time constraints."

A friend of mine sent me this video depicting the tragedy of our modern age in
the style of early 20-century cartoons. The title's in German, but there's no
text to understand.

[media]

[The Warped Lens of Identitarianism]

What is happening with the Baffler? They seem to have been invaded by lesser
writing talents of late, pushing a considerably different agenda than erstwhile
authors like Thomas Frank.

The article "The Never-ending Story" by Anne Elizabeth Moore
<https://thebaffler.com/latest/the-never-ending-story-moore> starts off well
enough, asking whether we will be able to actually address the giant problem of
which Harvey Weinstein's alleged actions are just a symptom, then goes on to
indict anyone and everyone who's ever worked with him and anyone who would be
willing to watch any movie made by his production company, now that we know
those movies were produced by a(n alleged) monster. For example

"All this would be egregious enough were it only a labor concern, but the
influence of Miramax and the Weinstein Company as media entities must be
accounted for, and the cultural products they released reviewed in the context
in which they were created. How are we to parse the nuanced gender dynamics of
films like Pulp Fiction (1994) and Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989) now that we
know they were brewed in a cauldron of sexualized violence?"

We absolutely don't have to parse those movies any differently. That's a stupid
thing to think. You are wasting everyone's time with such investigations. There
are several other avenues more important to pursue. She continues,

"The laughable travails of a woman whose boss takes credit for her labor in
Working Girl (1988) makes more sense in a industry that granted virtually no
serious power to women; the unacknowledgeable intelligence of the sex worker at
the heart of Woody Allen’s Mighty Aphrodite (produced by Miramax in 1995) is
also, suddenly, explicable (as is the continued ability of Allen to work in the
industry)."

Are you trying to say we all just found out about sexism? This lens she's using
through which to view everything distorts too much. Weinstein has been
"prosecuted" in the sense that the industry has ejected him now that it no
longer has anything to gain from him. I don't really care about Harvey
Weinstein, but I do care about justice. And justice doesn't just include
Weinstein's alleged victims getting their day in court, but also Weinstein not
getting smeared unfairly. Or Woody Allen, though it's a bit unclear which smear
the author is going for, exactly.

"But Weinstein’s legacy—decades of films in which his politics became
embedded in our lives—has yet to perish. Here’s hoping I’m proven wrong
when I loft this prediction, too: It never will."

Nor should it be. Why should they? He didn't make these movies alone. He was
barely involved in the creative side of it. Why punish everyone involved in
those movies with such a scorched-earth policy? Ah, because that's how people
think justice works near the end of the second decade of the 21st century. What
makes us unhappy must be eradicated not only from our vision, but from history.
Anyone who does not comply is a thought criminal.

Moving right along to the next article is "The Hannah Arendt Center’s Dark
Thinking" by John Ganz
<https://thebaffler.com/latest/hannah-arendt-center-ganz>, which writes about
German politics,

"In January, AfD state leader in Thuringia Björn Höcke called the Holocaust
memorial in Berlin, which is flanked by Hannah-Arendt-Strasse, a “monument of
shame.”"

But that's exactly what it was meant to be, isn't it? Calling it what it is can
hardly be deemed anti-Semitic. Part of its purpose is to remind Germans of what
they did -- the definition of shame. I can see several reasons for condemning
what AfD member think and say, but it's utterly uninteresting to have to defend
them when others take a scorched-earth policy to absolutely every statement
they've ever made. This is similar to the way that people still pile on
absolutely every statement that Trump makes -- as if his stupid ones are still
particularly interesting as additional evidence of his inadequacy for the office
and as if his more salient ones are stupid when they're not.

While the Baffler seems to be stumbling of late (in my opinion), the article
"The Weinstein Empire: Extreme as Normal" by Barbara Nimri Aziz
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/10/25/the-weinstein-empire-extreme-as-normal/>
addresses the same issue in a more interesting and historical context, starting
off with the following citation,

"A serious problem in America is the gap between academe and the mass media,
which is our culture. Professors of humanities, with all their leftist
fantasies, have little direct knowledge of American life and no impact whatever
on public policy."

This is an excellent point to make, especially in light of the Baffler articles
above: many people live in a bubble and don't realize what the rest of the world
is doing. That's not to say that they're wrong, in principle, but that their
tactics are doomed to failure. Aziz offers the following much-more-useful advice
for making something lasting out of the Weinstein revelations (even if nothing
official ever comes out of it).

"What might help reform the entrenched misogyny that’s been exposed in the
Weinstein scandal is this: explore how and why we– young men as well as
women– are attracted to power; why our self esteem depends so much on our
beauty, being gazed at. Why do we dash after anything that ‘goes viral’? Why
do we want far more money than we need to live? Why can we not say “No” to a
cleric’s advances, to a sport star’s invitation, to a boss’ wink, to
promises of greater success?"

Please don't jump to the conclusion that Aziz is blaming the victim. That's a
facile interpretation. The interesting point that she's making is that, instead
of protecting the victim from the vagaries of the world, we should change the
world so that it no longer creates victims. Take away the power that the world
has over such potential victims not by transferring that power, but by banishing
it from the world. If you don't want what abusers have then you're no longer a
potential victim. Instead of trying to beat them at their own game, you can win
by not playing at all.

"Camille Paglia boldly took on mainstream feminists. In a sustained series of
exchanges, many of which appear in her 1992 collection Sex, Art and American
Culture she declares, “Feminists keeps saying the sexes are the same…telling
women they can do anything, go anywhere, say anything or wear anything. “No
they can’t.” Paglia exclaims. She attacks what she sees as mostly white,
educated feminists for their “pie-in-the-sky fantasies about the perfect world
(that) keep young women from seeing life as it is.” As a result, she argues,
“Women want all the freedoms won, but they don’t want to acknowledge the
risk. That’s the problem”."

[Antifa is part of the Problem]

Next up is the article "The Harmful Effects of Antifa" by Diane Johnstone
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/10/25/the-harmful-effects-of-antifa/>, which
continues Johnstone's nuanced discussion of the new, young and purported left.
She sees a similar problem to the one I point out above with the Baffler
articles: this tendency to black-and-white-ism, to espousing Bush Jr.'s
simplistic philosophy of "if you're not with us, you're against us". To that
end, they posit a world in which the thing they're against is everywhere,

"This fantasy of omnipresent neo-fascism is as necessary to Antifa as the
fantasy of omnipresent anti-Semitism is to Israel."

And then associate everyone who disagrees in any way whatsoever with that evil,
delineating "teams".

"Antifa rhetoric specializes in non sequitur. If you agree with some
conservative or libertarian that it was wrong to destroy Libya, then you are not
only guilty of association with a pre-fascist, you are a supporter of dictators
and thus probably a fascist yourself. This has been happening in France for
years and it’s just getting started in the United States."

Johnstone refers to another article she wrote, "Antifa in Theory and Practice"
by Diane Johnstone
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/10/09/antifa-in-theory-and-in-practice/>, in
which she offered her initial analysis of that movement. The following are
citations that I found interesting. The first two point out that the tactics of
Antifa play right into the hands of the state.

"I am not suggesting that all, or most, Antifa are agents of the establishment.
But they can be manipulated, infiltrated or impersonated precisely because they
are self-anointed"

"The moral of this story is simple. Self-appointed radical revolutionaries can
be the most useful thought police for the neoliberal war party. I am not
suggesting that all, or most, Antifa are agents of the establishment. But they
can be manipulated, infiltrated or impersonated precisely because they are
self-anointed and usually more or less disguised."

Johnstone continues, noting that Antifa's "purity tests" are not only ironically
fascist tools, but are highly counterproductive. Establishing a policy of
ruthless scouring of contrary opinion will always turn around and bite you.

"[...] even the most justifiable emotional concerns do not necessarily
contribute to wise counsel. Violent reactions to fear may seem to be strong and
effective when in reality they are morally weak and practically ineffectual. We
are in a period of great political confusion. Labeling every manifestation of
“political incorrectness” as fascism impedes clarification of debate over
issues that very much need to be defined and clarified."

"In another vein, Antifa follows the trend of current Identity Politics excesses
that are squelching free speech in what should be its citadel, academia. Words
are considered so dangerous that “safe spaces” must be established to
protect people from them. This extreme vulnerability to injury from words is
strangely linked to tolerance of real physical violence."

"In the United States, the worst thing about Antifa is the effort to lead the
disoriented American left into a wild goose chase, tracking down imaginary
“fascists” instead of getting together openly to work out a coherent
positive program."

Much of this debate is distracting. And the real enemies (hint: those who are
and have been happily and cozily in power) are happy to see so many potential
party-crashers wasting their time. As Johnstone puts it,

"The truly dangerous people in the United States are safely ensconced in Wall
Street, in Washington Think Tanks, in the executive suites of the sprawling
military industry, not to mention the editorial offices of some of the
mainstream media currently adopting a benevolent attitude toward
“anti-fascists” simply because they are useful in focusing on the maverick
Trump instead of themselves."

"The facile use of the term “fascist” gets in the way of thoughtful
identification and definition of the real enemy of humanity today. In the
contemporary chaos, the greatest and most dangerous upheavals in the world all
stem from the same source, which is hard to name, but which we might give the
provisional simplified label of Globalized Imperialism. This amounts to a
multifaceted project to reshape the world to satisfy the demands of financial
capitalism, the military industrial complex, United States ideological vanity
and the megalomania of leaders of lesser “Western” powers, notably Israel.
It could be called simply “imperialism”, except that it is much vaster and
more destructive than the historic imperialism of previous centuries. It is also
much more disguised. And since it bears no clear label such as “fascism”, it
is difficult to denounce in simple terms. (emphasis added.)"

"The fixation on preventing a form of tyranny that arose over 80 years ago,
under very different circumstances, obstructs recognition of the monstrous
tyranny of today. Fighting the previous war leads to defeat."

Johnstone's characterization is eloquent and not at all hyperbolic. Above, we
chastise those wasting their time fighting the wrong enemy, chasing chimeras of
suspected heresy in pockets of potential supporters. But those of us who see
where the dangers really lie must  soberly acknowledge that we are also forced
to waste our time. Instead of actually fighting the enemy, we expend nearly all
of our energy merely trying to convince anyone other than a tiny minority that
the enemy even exists. We face resistance on even this front from all sides,
including -- sometimes, especially -- those we seek to recruit to our cause. We
have basically lost this war and must look to the next one, if we're to be at
all honest with ourselves.

And that's where Johnstone points out the most destructive feature of Antifa:

"Antifa has gone on the offensive against the one weapon still in the hands of
the people: the right to free speech and assembly."

This is more than shooting yourself in the foot -- it's shooting potential
insurrection in the head and setting back any potential cause by years, if not
decades. How are you supposed to sow dissent and build insurrection if even your
supposed ideological compatriots are undermining your right to even discuss
possibly subversive topics? A nearly hopelessly difficult slog is made even
harder by such tactics.

[The Rest of the World]

And what of the now-nearly-year-long propaganda push to blame everything on the
Russians? As reported in "The Anti-Empire Report #152" by William Blum
<https://williamblum.org/aer/read/152>, as recently as June 2017, that opinion
is oddly not shared by the Pentagon.

"The Pentagon’s Defense Intelligence Agency issued a report in June entitled
“Russia: Military Power: Building a military to support great power
aspirations”. Here’s an excerpt: Moscow seeks to promote a multi-polar world
predicated on the principles of respect for state sovereignty and
non-interference in other states’ internal affairs, the primacy of the United
Nations, and a careful balance of power preventing one state or group of states
from dominating the international order. To support these great power ambitions,
Moscow has sought to build a robust military able to project power, add
credibility to Russian diplomacy, and ensure that Russian interests can no
longer be summarily dismissed without consequence. … Russia also has a deep
and abiding distrust of U.S. efforts to promote democracy around the world and
what it perceives as a U.S. campaign to impose a single set of global values."

The Pentagon used quite flowery language, but they are basically saying that
Russia's only mistake is not granting primacy to U.S. interests. For that, they
must be eliminated.

The U.S. is stuck in a mindset that will no longer be tenable once we've burned
out our resources. The climate is shifting already. It will be a different type
of society from our soft, privileged and somnambulant one to survive it. The
article "Making Ourselves Small That We May Be Large" by Kim C. Domenico
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/11/02/making-ourselves-small-that-we-may-be-large/>
discusses the transition from what we have now to what we must become.

"My husband chides the climate activists whose proposals suggest the pending
climate disaster can be turned around by tweaking our technology, without giving
up our western, “de-sensed” world. These voices are less marginalized than
the more radical ones who aren’t inclined to “mince words.” Those who see
the catastrophe headed straight for us, those acting as our elders “leaving
out flattery and retaining the criticism,” point the way we must go in for the
collective good, not for the short term good of those currently
profiting/profiteering/plundering. They recognize that everything has to change;
our much convenienced way of life must return to its basis in relatedness, for
life as we know it is coming to an end."

"From this perspective, catastrophe is the necessary defeat that can return one
to being human, which I am calling “making ourselves small,” or as Powys
expressed it, “sinking into ourselves and into Nature.”"

The article "The Serious Price of the Hyperconvenient Economy" by Ralph Nader
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/11/03/the-serious-price-of-the-hyperconvenient-economy/>
pleads with us to try to control our fates, to not be fooled into wanting that
which is offered by our would-be enslavers.

"Technology driven by narrow commercial interests needs to provoke us into
asking, “What’s all this convenience doing over the long run? What kind of
community and society is coming out of this unassessed marketing?” For a
better future, we must mobilize, community by community, for some inconvenient
thoughts and organization. Unless, that is, the corporate future doesn’t need
us."

In that sense, other concerns shrink to insignificance. When a handful of tech
and media companies control most people's thoughts from dawn 'til dusk,
elections have become mostly moot and climate catastrophes are piling up, what
exactly is the point of something like nation states? Won't we see an increasing
balkanization? It's hard to care specifically about a single one, like the one
in the ostensibly quite-wealthy Catalan. The article "Catalan Independence
Flounders on the Rocks of Reality" by John Wight
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/11/01/97151/> discusses how even that effort
is receding into the mists of public memory, much as the various Arab Springs
did.

"In politics, as in war, knowing when to retreat is as important as knowing when
to advance; with the former often more difficult and requiring of more courage
than the latter due to the challenge it brings of managing the unrealistic
expectations and demands of some within your own ranks – those for whom any
backward step is tantamount to betrayal. With this in mind, it is clear that
Puigdemont, faced with the choice of acting sensibly in the face of the
aforementioned balance of forces militating against UDI, or succumbing to the
pressure exerted against his leadership from within his own movement, opted to
succumb."

It is a shame that we can't pay enough attention, because there is a deeper
battle to be fought: against the poisonous neoliberalism that sucks the
remaining life from humanity's failing husk, feeding a tiny group of the
privileged. The longer we let them continue, the more difficult any transition
will be. But revolution always comes late, not early and nearly always
catastrophic, by definition. The overthrown will burn the world rather than give
up their throne.

"Moreover, it bears repeating that its underlying is the same one that has
fuelled support for Scottish independence in recent years; the same one that
drove Brexit and which is behind the emergence and traction of anti-EU parties
across Europe. That cause is an economic model, neoliberalism, whose
sustainability was shattered irrevocably by the global financial crash and
ensuing recession, starting in 2008. (Emphasis added.)"

"Yet instead of burying the corpse of neoliberalism, as they should have,
political elites have for purely ideological reasons extended themselves in
trying to breath life back into it with the imposition of austerity programs
that have sown even more misery and dislocation in the lives of millions of
their own citizens. Thus they are authors of their own demise."

The key takeaway here is: they are the "authors of their own demise" -- and most
of them know it, but don't care. They will fail upwards, as they always have and
will suffer little.

The article "By Killing ISIS Fighters Instead of Bringing Them to Justice, We
Become as Guilty as Our Enemies" by Robert Fisk
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/11/01/by-killing-isis-fighters-instead-of-bringing-them-to-justice-we-become-as-guilty-as-our-enemies/>
discusses the untenable attitude toward justice in modern discussions. Some
people just have to die, right?

"When George W Bush talked about bringing the bad guys to justice after 9/11, I
wrote that I very much doubted if any justice would be coming Osama bin
Laden’s way. And I was right. He was assassinated by the Americans. And
nobody, naturally enough, complained about it. Live by the sword, die by the
sword. But bin Laden’s death – and the ocean of drone attacks that followed
– gave a gently, dark signal that it’s OK to murder these bad guys. Forget
about courts, evidence, trials, justice and the rest. Just obliterate them. Who
is going to complain?"

This applies just as well to the various pillory-by-media stories we've been
reading of late. An uncomfortably large number of people seem to be just fine
with letting Twitter and Facebook and the media decide who is guilty and
deciding which punishment is fitting. This is vigilante justice and no different
than witch trials. The initial (and alleged) perpetrators may feel deserving,
but we will be ill-equipped to notice -- or be able to complain -- when the
people on trial's crimes are less clear-cut. The precedent will have been
established and the power of judgment will have landed securely in the hands of
an unelected, mercurial and extremely vindictive minority.

But the article "The End of Empire" by Chris Hedges
<https://www.truthdig.com/articles/the-end-of-empire/> is much better at
describing the way the world looks to the 99% (most of whom do not live in the
U.S. or Europe, by the way). Hedges is an inspiring speaker, but his conclusions
are often sobering to the point of depressing, even as you find yourself unable
to disagree in more than minor details.

"Our democracy has been captured and destroyed by corporations that steadily
demand more tax cuts, more deregulation and impunity from prosecution for
massive acts of financial fraud, all the while looting trillions from the U.S.
treasury in the form of bailouts. The nation has lost the power and respect
needed to induce allies in Europe, Latin America, Asia and Africa to do its
bidding. Add to this the mounting destruction caused by climate change and you
have a recipe for an emerging dystopia."

What will happen after the U.S. finally burns itself out in a supernova of
hubris and stupidity? The ersatz nation-states called multinationals that were
born in the crucible of its neoliberal policies will smoothly take over, with
nary a whimper from their pliable and mostly willing citizens. See "All of the
World’s Money and Markets in One Visualization"
<http://www.visualcapitalist.com/worlds-money-markets-one-visualization-2017/>
for a visual overview of how large certain individuals and corporations have
become relative to nations and their money supplies.

"[...] perhaps there will be a multipolar world carved up among Russia, China,
India, Brazil, Turkey, South Africa and a few other states. Or maybe the void
will be filled, as the historian Alfred W. McCoy writes in his book “In the
Shadows of the American Century: The Rise and Decline of US Global Power,” by
“a coalition of transnational corporations, multilateral military forces like
NATO, and an international financial leadership self-selected at Davos and
Bilderberg” that will “forge a supranational nexus to supersede any nation
or empire.”"

Our new multinational rulers' brand of bullshit may have an even shorter
half-life than that of the U.S., which has survived for a long time on the
inertia of the world's misplaced gratitude after World War II. It will be
painful to be around when it crumbles and the next rulers step in. They are
unlikely to be more benevolent, cut as they are from the same cloth as their
progenitors. We can already see traces of their power in the ongoing transition
from national to corporate power today.

"England was able to hold its empire together from 1815 to 1914 before being
forced into a steady retreat. America’s high-blown rhetoric about democracy,
liberty and equality, along with basketball, baseball and Hollywood, as well as
our own deification of the military, entranced and cowed much of the globe in
the wake of World War II. Behind the scenes, of course, the CIA used its bag of
dirty tricks to orchestrate coups, fix elections and carry out assassinations,
black propaganda campaigns, bribery, blackmail, intimidation and torture. But
none of this works anymore."

The article "The Simulacra Democracy" by John Steppling
<https://www.counterpunch.org/2017/10/26/the-simulacra-democracy/> is long and
somewhat rambling, but included several eminently quotable bits. It discusses
the massive propaganda machine that is the mainstream media. It discusses how
this media is -- and always has been -- an arm of the Pentagon and the
government's secret agencies, if not in name, then in spirit. The U.S.
government could not have wished for a more supportive and compliant media over
the decades.

"[...] a nation in which 87 percent of eighteen- to twenty-four year olds
(according to a 2002 National Geographic Society/Roper Poll survey) cannot
locate Iran or Iraq on a world map and 11 percent cannot locate the United
States (!) is not merely “intellectually sluggish.” It would be more
accurate to call it moronic, capable of being fooled into believing anything
…” — Morris Berman"

"If one only gets one’s news from MSNBC or FOX or CNN then one will take away
mostly pure propaganda. Rachel Maddow has a career based on craven parroting of
DNC approved talking points and conclusions. Bill Maher, whose show is on HBO,
is of late pimping for war. Sunday news talk shows do not invite radical voices,
not ever."

"But Americans are discouraged from thinking in terms of class. They see
individualism and identity. Get me more women directors they cry….which would
give us more versions of Zero Dark Thirty, I guess. Gender equality matters,
something every single socialist country in history has emphasized. Something
Chavez saw fit to write into the Bolivarian constitution on day one. Chavez, who
liberal avatar Bernie Sanders dismissed as a “dead communist dictator”.
Chavez, who feminist avatar Hillary Clinton worked overtime to oust from power.
(Emphasis added.)"

What did Trump say about Chavez? Who cares? Could it have been worse than what
the supposed leading lights of liberal democracy said about him? Essentially
promulgating state lies? Do they honestly believe it? Or are they cynically
repeating what the Pentagon and deep state wants to hear in order to get closer
to the nexus of power? Who cares? It doesn't matter to those of out here, in the
cold. To us, they are part of the problem, no matter their reasons.

"Mike Pompeo, head of the CIA, recently stated that his agency would become a
“much more vicious agency” in fighting its enemies. Its actually hard to
imagine what that might look like given CIA history. More vicious than
rendition, drone killing and black site torture? Remember it was the U.S. and
its School of the Americas that trained those death squads in Central America.
Hollywood makes comedies about this. In any event nobody in Hollywood complains.
Just as none of the actresses assaulted by Weinstein (and countless others) said
anything lest they lose career opportunities. Just as nobody complains about the
racism and demonizing of Muslims or Serbs or North Koreans or Russians lest they
not get the job. Coercion is silent and a given. It is also absolute. Most
actors and directors simply don’t think about it, and most know little beyond
what they hear on corporate news or read in the NYTimes. (Emphasis added.)"

"A good rule of thumb is if the U.S. targets a country or leader, then its worth
questioning the western-generated propagated propaganda in mainstream media
about said country or leader (think Syria, Gadaffi, Aristide, Milosovic, Iran,
North Korea). The U.S. does not go after countries who welcome western capital."

Our national amnesia leads to our doom. Our poor understanding of history -- or
our internalization of government propaganda as real history -- makes us easily
manipulated. As Steppling concludes:

"It is a world created by writers under thirty, largely, and certainly under
forty. These are worlds created by people who themselves know very little of the
world. They know even less about having to work for a living. The entire
universe of film is absent any class awareness. History is simplified the better
to appeal to a wider audience. Everything feels and sounds the same. And it is
stultifying. There are films and TV from Europe, even from the U.K. that have
merit, have heterogeneous sensibilities, but not from Hollywood."

And Hollywood controls a great deal of what people see and hear, when they're
just relaxing and trying get away from news. It is then that they are most
pliable, most easily brainwashed. It is then that pick up what they will come to
think of as their "own" opinions. It is difficult to think of a way of fighting
such an insidious, gigantic and omnipresent machine.

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    <![CDATA[Dear Netflix,

Have some respect for your content. It's pretty good. Can I just watch
it, please?

Why can't you just relax?

Why do you feel the need to play something all the time?

Your content is good. Your aggressive need to constantly decide for me
when to play it is severely annoying.

Did I...
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Dear Netflix,

Have some respect for your content. It's pretty good. Can I just watch it,
please?

Why can't you just relax?

Why do you feel the need to play something all the time?

Your content is good. Your aggressive need to constantly decide for me when to
play it is severely annoying.

Did I leave a show selected for more than 5 seconds because I was waiting until
I was ready to watch it?

BOOM. Netflix gonna play a trailer that spoils everything.

Or, worse, yet, Netflix just gonna up and start playing the show I selected
while I'm getting a drink or waiting for other people to get ready.

Do I get to decide when and how to watch?

No. Netflix decides. If you'd rather wait, you have to drop out of the main
menus just so Netflix shuts up and stops telling you what to do.

While it's nice that there's a setting to stop auto-playing the next episode
when watching a series, did you have to bury it in the web-only settings page?
And did you have to set it to on, by default?

Of course you did. Because Netflix is like a shark: if it's not playing content,
it dies. [1]

Did you just watch a moving season-ending episode of Orange is the New Black?
Was there an appropriate song chosen for the credits music? Did you want to
watch the credits? Did you want to bask in the glow of a season well-ended?

Too fucking bad.

You're going to see the credits shrunken to an unreadable postage stamp in the
top-left corner while a poster for Wet, Hot American Summer takes up 3/4 of the
screen with a 15-second countdown timer threatening to play the inevitably
insipid and mood-destroying trailer.

Instead of relaxing, you're rearing up from the couch, scrambling for the remote
control, trying desperately to figure out how to just keep watching what you
were watching, to maintain the relaxed mood.

Too late. It's already gone.

This is bullshit. Stop treating us all like noise-and-pretty-lights-addicted
magpies who can't even handle a 15-second break from content-consumption. Stop
treating all of your content as garbage that doesn't require any contemplation.

We already paid for the service. What advantage do you gain by cramming as much
content as possible down our throats?

Stop treating us all like children.

I want a setting for adults.

  * Do not auto-play anything ever.
  * Do not shrink what I'm watching to pitch something else.

Get out of my way and let me enjoy the content I already paid for -- how I want.

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[1] I actually went back to Orange is the New Black to watch the credits of the
    last show of season 5. I was listening to the credits music and starting
    this article. As I was writing, the credits ended and, true to form, Netflix
    waited about five seconds before playing a random trailer for a comedian
    I've never heard of -- at top volume. Netflix was shut off with extreme
    prejudice.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Spellchecking done wrong]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3424</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3424"/>
    <updated>2017-05-22T17:12:30+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I don't even care what the new "CodeCov"
<https://github.com/marketplace/codecov> tool actually does or whether
it does it well.

[image]

All I know is that it definitely doesn't do it seemlessly.
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. May 2017 17:12:30
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I don't even care what the new "CodeCov"
<https://github.com/marketplace/codecov> tool actually does or whether it does
it well.

[image]

All I know is that it definitely doesn't do it seemlessly.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Airport Atmosphere]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3375</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3375"/>
    <updated>2017-02-19T22:29:22+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["These are notes that I took in June of 2016 as I was sitting around the
airports of New York City, trying to get to Baltimore on the same day
that a giant thunderstorm was visiting that area. I started taking notes
after savoring the dining experience in the LaGuardia airport."

If you thought...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Feb 2017 22:29:22
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"These are notes that I took in June of 2016 as I was sitting around the
airports of New York City, trying to get to Baltimore on the same day that a
giant thunderstorm was visiting that area. I started taking notes after savoring
the dining experience in the LaGuardia airport."

If you thought airports of old were inhospitable, you're in for a treat. The old
food courts have been replaced by faux-upscale eateries. Before each diner
stands a tablet with a menu and gambling games. Generic pop music blares
overhead. Your dining companion is too far away to hear you, dozens of TVs
surround you, spinning fairy tales of propaganda about Isis.

A sad grandma eats a sandwich she couldn't figure out how to order and which she
informs me was misordered for her by a waiter. A dead-eyed gamine sits across
from her, nose nearly touching her tablet screen. She ignores food.

A young lady on the other side had taken only one bit of a sandwich and chips
before leaving.

The blare of music is mixed with the clinking and jangling of casino games
enticing people to play while eating. One hand at each place shovels food while
the other works a phone screen. All of the screens spray whitish-blue light
everywhere. The same security announcement cuts the noise with imperious
exhortations to be afraid. It's utterly dystopian. And these people all feel
that they're winning. It was awful. The food was quite good. We fled as quickly
as possible.

Elsewhere the slack-jawed and glassy-eyed stare into their phones, gabbling into
them, either pressed to a cheek or held out in front like an hors d'oeuvre.
Myriad tables glitter and glow with phones and charging cables and headphones
twined around partially eaten or wholly ignored food and drink while calls are
made and screens are swiped. 

Consume food, content, drink, propaganda. Giant cupcakes beckon with huge
calories and trans-fats. The trash cans open their maws automatically but the
bathrooms are shrilly lit nightmares of discomfiting design. The water fountain
works but the pressure is sporadic. The sensor on the auto-refiller for bottled
water is broken. 

The end of the terminal, where three gates converge, is a writhing mass of
humanity, most eating upscale food and paying scandalous prices for drinks in
the most psychically enervating conditions, standing in various mysterious,
snaking and intertwining lines, roller bags filling every available gap not
occupied by a tablet screen or a hand holding a phone. Blue-white light washes
over everything, the sound of interleaved security and endlessly redundant
announcements blare in and out of every aural crevice not already suffused by
the chatter of hundreds of screens and dozens of personal telephone
conversations. At least CNN and FOX seem to have been relegated to the dustbin
of history.

The busses run on no apparent schedule. One appears and the driver says to try
our luck with another because he's having trouble controlling this one. It will
have to go to a garage, if he can get it there. You have to wait fifteen minutes
to drive ten minutes in the wrong direction around a circle to a destination
that was a few hundred meters away but which is inaccessible by walking.

[An airport hotel in New York]

Fast forward to later that evening, when we had to overnight because all flights
were canceled.

It turns out that it's not that far. People are just terrified of walking here.
The hotel is less than a five-minute walk on a broad sidewalk across an
overpass.

We were lucky to get a room. The staff was great and very helpful.

It was a typical American hotel room: the bathroom door didn't fit, leaking all
light through a 3-cm gap at the bottom. The toilet was good, flushed well. The
mirror across from the bathroom door was positioned so that it refocused all the
bathroom light directly into the face of a sleeper in the bed. The ceiling above
said bed looked like it had suffered a construction mishap that had been papered
over. The wainscoting and wallpaper didn't quite fit, in what seemed like easily
avoidable ways. The bed was exquisite.

Still, better than sleeping in the foodcourt, as suggested by the customer-care
guy at the airport.

Back very early at Laguardia airport...

For breakfast, we avoided the soul-killing noise palace and got bagels from an
actual human being. It was difficult to communicate because of the sheer,
uninterrupted noise of some machines that had already been roaring the day
before. The noise here doesn't stop. Various Muzak plays over everything,
malfunctioning machines fill in the mid-range. No wonder people wear headphones
all the time, muttering to the other end of a call while their noise-canceling
mic makes what must be an absolutely heroic effort to block out the shrieks of
passing vehicles.

This is Brazil. This is Idiocracy. This is Hell.

The bagel guy gave us a receipt that we had to swipe to self-checkout. The first
machine greeted us jarringly and chirpily at 05:30 in the morning, but couldn't
tell us directly that the scanner was broken. At the next machine, we were
treated to a (still) PIN-less transaction and a loud voice guiding us through
the transaction. Soul. Crushing.

Hieronymous Bosch should have painted this. Perhaps he did.

[A business-park hotel in Baltimore]

Now we're at the business hotel on the outskirts of Baltimore.

Our room at the hotel has a roaring AC. The control knobs have been removed. The
wall-mounted digital thermostat on the opposite wall shows 64°F. We turn it
off. Several hours later, it's still almost too cool.

The shower is like that at the previous hotel: you can control temperature, not
rate. Rate is set at a staggering number of gallons per minute. Don't need that
much water and worry about wasting it? Too bad. The form factor for the tub and
soap dishes hasn't changed since the fifties. The hotel shampoos are nice, but
the little bottles fly everywhere because they don't stay in the curved shelves
made for soap bars that nobody uses anymore.

[Visiting Baltimore]

A really nice driver takes us back to BWI to catch the light rail. We walked to
lunch, but the quasi-industrial park where the hotel is located is somewhat
green, but not great for walking. Just good enough to get to a much-needed
lunch.

Anyway, the late afternoon is warm and unseasonably dry. The train stands
waiting, with all doors open. How nice, I think, they're airing it out
naturally. The AC is on full-blast.

I mercifully stopped taking notes at this point. After that, we starting
"cruisin' and drinkin'" <https://www.earthli.com/albums/view_folder.php?id=588>.
That certainly helped.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[PSA: The past tense of lead is not lead]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3364</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3364"/>
    <updated>2017-01-29T20:30:22+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Office-Droned Out" by Amber A'Lee Frost
<https://thebaffler.com/blog/drone-frost> is interesting enough and by
one of my favorite writers at The Baffler, but she, too, makes the
mistake of writing lead as the past tense of lead.

"My inability to pay attention to details or engage in repetitive work
ledlead to (or perhaps only exacerbated; it’s a"

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. Jan 2017 20:30:22
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The article "Office-Droned Out" by Amber A'Lee Frost
<https://thebaffler.com/blog/drone-frost> is interesting enough and by one of my
favorite writers at The Baffler, but she, too, makes the mistake of writing lead
as the past tense of lead.

"My inability to pay attention to details or engage in repetitive work ledlead
to (or perhaps only exacerbated; it’s a chicken-and-egg thing) an anxious,
grinding depression, and the sneaking suspicion I was actually totally
unemployable."

Please stop doing this. It's confusing. I can put up with other
transmogrifications of the grammar and spelling that I learned (oh so long ago)
and to which I've become accustomed, but this is not an improvement.

It leads the poor reader of English in the wrong direction. It's a pity because
the piece was otherwise well-written and copy-edited. I mention this case
because it feels like we now have an entire generation for whom the spelling of
the past tense of lead was never led.

I'm not a prescriptivist, but I don't think everything should be descriptivist,
either. It has to make sense and to not conflict with other elements of
language. I'm a software programmer and this is more akin to a compiler error
than a warning.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Snobbery of the Liberal Elite]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3354</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3354"/>
    <updated>2017-01-10T19:56:22+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[It's become clear that, instead of drawing any useful lessons from
several recent defeats, the liberal elite is doubling down on its
snobbery vis-à-vis the unwashed masses. Case in point: the unalloyed
adoration of Meryl Streep's single-handed, surgical strike against the
greatest enemy that...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Jan 2017 19:56:22
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It's become clear that, instead of drawing any useful lessons from several
recent defeats, the liberal elite is doubling down on its snobbery vis-à-vis
the unwashed masses. Case in point: the unalloyed adoration of Meryl Streep's
single-handed, surgical strike against the greatest enemy that Western
civilization has ever known. [1]

I, as usual, didn't watch it, because I prefer to be persuaded by content rather
than presentation. I read the "transcript"
<https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/08/arts/television/meryl-streep-golden-globes-speech.html>,
though. Meryl doesn't take long to cozen to her crowd by identifying them as
foreigners, vilified in a nearly identical fashion as their own Mexican
gardeners.

"Just to pick up on what Hugh Laurie [2] said: You and all of us in this room
really belong to the most vilified segments in American society right now. Think
about it: Hollywood, foreigners and the press."

Exactly right, Meryl! Where "foreigners" per se have done nothing to earn
opprobrium, one could argue that Hollywood and the press are now forced to lie
in beds they made. If they are at the point of attack, then maybe they should
think about doing something other than kowtowing to power and regurgitating
state propaganda in myriad subtle and not-so-subtle ways.

She underscores Hollywood's diversity by listing the birthplaces and
circumstances of a bunch of her friends, many of whom are at least partially
non-American. Clearly they can all sympathize with the true target of
ideological ire: the illegal immigrant who's taking jobs from red-blooded
Americans.

How could they not? Both groups are "vilified" to an equal degree and can
identify so much commonality for a fight against the forces that oppress them.
One group has a teensy bit more power, though. One hopes that they don't stop
fighting once they're sure Trump will leave them alone.

Typically, after identifying falsely with the oppressed -- although I'm honestly
not sure how much this identification is just spotlight-stealing -- Meryl
broadsides the deplorables with "And if we kick them all out you’ll have
nothing to watch but football and mixed martial arts, which are not the arts."

Remember kids: Dame Meryl says that football is stupid and so is MMA, neither of
those have any redeeming characteristics or worthwhile entertainment value.
You're welcome. Here's your free DVD of Mamma Mia! so you can learn you some
culture.

I think that fully a quarter of the speech is about that one time that Trump
mocked a disabled reporter. Among the list of legitimate grievances against
Trump, this doesn't even really show up on the radar, but that's the one that
the liberal elite feels is the most important. It highlights what a bully Trump
is.

It's nice that Meryl's paying attention now, but where was her disdain for
Clinton and Obama when they spent the last eight years  (well, Clinton only 4)
bullying the world? if you're of a liberal and honest mindset, isn't a bully the
perfect figurehead for the U.S.? Clinton blew up a pharmaceutical plant in
Sudan; Obama droned an American citizen and then his son without a trial and
Trump is a dick. But, by all means, let's focus on the guy who's not even tasted
presidential power yet. Because he's not on our team.

"We need the principled press to hold power to account, to call him on the
carpet for every outrage."

Who the fuck is she talking about? The "principled press"? I'm sure she means
the New York Times or the Washington Post, both paragons of principle, neither
of which has ever seen or heard of a war that they couldn't support.

But then she asked all of her friends to donate money to the "Committee to
Protect Journalists" <https://cpj.org/>, which seems like a good idea, actually.
It looks like a decent organization. Their focus seems to be on countries where
press freedom is constrained in ways that include torture and death -- not just
opprobrium or "denial of access" from on high. So one hopes that not a lot of
money goes to domestic U.S. sources, which are the ones Streep was talking
about.

I just don't understand why this "speech" is so uplifting and inspiring and
worthy of discussing in the same breath as one of Churchill's or FDR's. She
talks about her friends, obliquely refers to what an asshole Trump is, exhorts
her rich friends to support freedom of the press around the world (to reiterate:
this is a good thing [3]) and then wraps up with some standard pablum about what
a privilege it is to be in acting.

But the Democrats/liberal elite have gone mad for it, breathlessly telling
everyone that the simply have to watch it.

This sort of pretentiousness is nothing new in the liberal-Democratic world. The
article "Withering on the Vine" by Thomas Frank
<http://thebaffler.com/salvos/withering-vine-tom-frank> nicely captures how
remote these supposed liberal heroes are from the workaday, how isolated they
are from the stench of the hoi polloi as they live most of their lives ensconced
in the wealth and privilege that they are so convinced that they earned.

"Our Martha’s Vineyard Democrats like to talk about inequality. It makes them
sad, but it’s also a problem they have almost no desire to tackle. Not only
does it not touch them personally, but their instincts, their inclinations, and
their deepest unspoken convictions tell them it isn’t a real problem to begin
with. People get what they deserve out of life—or, rather, they will get what
they deserve once we have ensured everyone’s equal access to the SAT—and for
a person with a grade-school education to complain about the hardships of
minimum-wage work is the purest sort of folly."

Finally, there's the article "Against Meryl Streep" by Eileen Jones
<https://www.jacobinmag.com/2017/01/meryl-streep-speech-trump-golden-globes/>,
which takes much more personal exception to Meryl Streep than I do.

"In America, classiness will get you everywhere, and there’s no better
demonstration of it than the teary-eyed adoration generated by every move Streep
makes. She strikes me as about the worst possible spokesperson imaginable for
the Left in an era of working-class rage, so naturally she’s embraced even
more tightly by liberals doubling down on their delusional Clinton Democrat
worship."

Well put, Eileen.

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[1] President-elect Donald Trump, for those of you who are still hung over from
    playing the "do a shot whenever Meryl does or says something pretentious"
    drinking game.


[1] I like Hugh Laurie, but if he had the temerity to whine about how oppressed
    he and Hollywood are, then fuck him too.


[1] I haven't done more than examine the home page and the blogs, but the footer
    shows that their content is all licensed under a Creative Commons License
    and most of their content is focused on oppressive regimes abroad. It seems
    like a cause worth looking into.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[An Open Letter to Greg Proops]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3332</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3332"/>
    <updated>2016-12-31T06:28:06+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Dear Greg:

I wasn't going to do a tl;dr, but I thought of one. I offer it as a bone
thrown by an incorrigibly garrulous writer to his reader.

"Stop being Chris Matthews."

Perhaps that's too short.

Let me try again.

"If I wanted to be yelled at by MSNBC to believe stuff for which they
feel no"

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. Dec 2016 06:28:06
Updated by marco on 3. Jan 2017 23:52:36
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Dear Greg:

I wasn't going to do a tl;dr, but I thought of one. I offer it as a bone thrown
by an incorrigibly garrulous writer to his reader.

"Stop being Chris Matthews."

Perhaps that's too short.

Let me try again.

"If I wanted to be yelled at by MSNBC to believe stuff for which they feel no
obligation to provide evidence (or provide the "national security" copout), then
I could just watch that. I want your opinion, not Rachel Maddow's [1] shallow
press-release regurgitations."

The rest I will not (cannot) boil down to a few pithy sentences. I'll leave the
work of extracting the to-be-casually-dismissed sentences yourself. Or just
click the little trash can before that annoyed feeling you already have grows
into full-blown irritation.

This letter is intended as constructive criticism; I do not feel responsible
should you be unable to interpret it as such. I spent a lot of time because I
care. Long-time listener, first-time caller and so on and so forth. [2]

[The Crux, long form]

Your shows of late have not been very open to criticism or nuance. There is no
room anymore in your world for grays, which is ironic since you used to plead so
eloquently that we not see things in terms of black and white.

Every white man is the enemy, everyone who didn't vote for Hillary is a
traitor/misogynist. It's offensive. And more, you're starting to sound like the
people you used to mock, just with a different agenda. You'll note I didn't say
"exactly like" because you, of course, are still much funnier. But your
stridency is strained and approaches demagoguery.

When you read criticism on air, you choose the worst of it in order to dismiss
it out of hand. But you haven't in any way sounded reflective or doubtful, which
worries me. You sound like you know everything (viz. your show's name). You
straw-man anyone or anything that disagrees. You deify Barack and Hillary. Are
you really like this now? Or are you trying to counterbalance the
stridency/stupidity of "the other side" by not giving an inch?

Maybe it's working for you, but you're alienating those of us who do have doubts
and neither have nor want that level of certitude. I don't listen to Alex Jones
and I don't want to stop listening to you for the same reasons.

[Examples and Supported Evidence]

N.B.: The few examples below are pulled from your recent show "Stands".

[The CIA and FBI]

By all means, hammer on Trump and his kleptocracy. But I cringe when you
promulgate the "Russia-hacked-the-elections" meme without hesitation or any
critical thought. You freely cite that 13 or 17 or whatever number of shadowy
organizations, including the CIA, have said the Russians definitely did it, but
you don't question the source at all. Or poke fun at it, for God's sakes!

Wouldn't that be the opportunity to discuss the shenanigans of the CIA and tell
everyone we should take what they say with a grain of salt? [3] I know that
Obama made a "big move" recently, but you must remember Gulf of Tonkin, Saddam's
WMDs, Iran's nuclear ambitions? Shouldn't that give the smartest man in the
world pause instead of plunging head-first into belief because this time Obama
says it? Are you so ready to believe it because they've wrapped the renewed war
on Russians in "election was robbed" gift paper? [4]

Or there's the notion that the FBI tipped the election, without presenting any
evidence. You're a comedian, not a journalist, I get it. But you've blurred the
line enough that it would be nice if you at least pretended to care about
evidence before conviction. Was the effect even close to enough to have tipped
the election? Is it even measurable?

[We're #1!]

Now that Trump is President, you've regained respect for Obama without
acknowledging anymore what he's done. Maybe you don't know what his actual
record is, but I feel like you're too well-read not to.

Your bit about Afghanistan, critiquing Obama's citation of Reagan was good. But
then you talk about "stopping communism" without questioning whether China is
really communist anymore. Or what it even means to "stop communism" ... when the
philosophy of communism actually lines up with our espoused views more closely
than the rapacious capitalism epitomized by Trump -- or even Obama and Hillary.

For whatever reason, your show has become much more pro-American in the waning
days of Obama's administration. You mention that Obama launched a cyber attack
on China and Russia without at all questioning America's right to do so,
especially with no evidence or trial or conviction or any form of due process.
You jocularly mention an act of war without really even acknowledging it as
such.

When I listen to the Smartest Man in the World, I hope for more than knee-jerk
American jingoism.

[Is Bernie Really his Bros?]

Or you absolutely crush Bernie Sanders but have you actually listened to him
speak? Look up the video where "Bernie talks to Killer Mike"
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjQWaWIxCs> and tell me that he doesn't sound
more reasonable than you give him credit for.

Do you really believe that Bernie is just barely better than Trump? That kind of
statement is so shockingly vacuous that the humor drops out -- not least because
your shrieking delivery makes it clear that it was not intended as a joke.

At best, it makes you sound uninformed and, at worst, unhinged. You're talked
about that finger-waving thing Bernie did to Hillary. I have no idea what you're
talking about. I'm not going to look it up. But could Bernie's attitude toward
Hillary perhaps arise from his disdain for her corporatist platform? Or stem
from his having served for 40 years while she served for 10? [5]

Of course you're right when you argue that "we have to fight every case of
misogyny, racism, etc. etc." but I feel like you're letting yourself be
distracted by tempests in teacups. A lot of this kind of news is meant
specifically to distract us. [6] I wish it didn't distract you so much. So fight
away, but maybe prioritize? Like maybe make sure you're actually talking about
fascism or Nazism before condemning even minor deviations from your worldview as
such?

"From Hell's heart I stab at thee" is a great quote, but perhaps reflect that
you're citing not Melville himself but rather his character Ahab, a madman whose
rage at and hatred for his enemy became his only reason for being, to the
exclusion of everything else and the diminution of himself.

[What to Do?]

I think you're at your absolute best -- and this is why I've been listening to
the show for years, and have recommended it to others -- when you're very funny,
witty, trenchant or "wide, but shallow", as you yourself have put it. Or, when
you're insightful, but not funny. Both of those Gregs are interesting.

The Greg who browbeats anyone with a different opinion, is mostly wrong about
his own and isn't even funny about it, is not a good Greg. I think you used to
be better than this. Maybe that's me confabulating, but I remember thinking much
more often when you deliberately mispronounced or misquoted facts that you were
being quite clever...because you were otherwise so spot on. The balance has
shifted now so that I spend far too much time wondering whether you meant to be
wrong or are just mistaken.

I'm not going to say you've lost a listener because you haven't. Nor do I want
you to change if you really don't want to. But I've found that when someone
tells me something is wrong with what I'm doing that, in a moment of quiet
reflection, I might find that they're right. Then I start to change it and
pretend it was my idea in the first place.

But please don't think I'm expecting a come-to-Jesus moment from you, as at the
end of an intervention. Instead, I hope that you take time to reflect, to wonder
whether perhaps I might be a little bit right, and to decide whether who you are
on your show right now is who you want to continue to be. I've waited several
shows to see whether you'd move through the stages of grief at some point. But
you seem to have settled in and exchanged a measure of your humor for anger. And
I don't feel it suits you, in the long run.

Signed,
A middle-aged, cisgen, white, heterosexual male.

P.S. There definitely is a Swiss accent, but it differs from North to South. But
Swinglish has a clearly identifiable tone to it. You should totally do a show
here to see for yourself.

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[1] Just for example. Not because she's a woman and can't possibly know what
    she's talking about. It's that she's been less and less credible over the
    years, utterly independent of her gender or sexual orientation. Plus, I'd
    already used Chris Matthews.


[1] I've quoted you in the past in "Greg Proops on San Francisco"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/app]/view_article.php?id=3108>, "Extemporizing
    with Greg Proops" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3054> as
    well as a review of "Greg Proops: Live at Musso & Frank"
    <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3071> (which I bought).


[1] You do eventually get around to criticizing the CIA later in the show but
    just 15 minutes before you were citing them as an unimpeachable source so
    you're a bit all-over-the-place. I know that your show is extemporaneous
    (although I've seen you use notes) but still, the juxtaposition of the two
    vastly divergent opinions of the CIA's reliability is suspect. It seems it's
    OK to cite the CIA when it's convenient.


[1] When given the chance to provide evidence, the "White House fails to make
    case that Russian hackers tampered with election" by Dan Goodin
    <http://arstechnica.com/security/2016/12/did-russia-tamper-with-the-2016-election-bitter-debate-likely-to-rage-on/>.


[1] At best: she spent the last two years of her second senate term campaigning
    for president, no? I mean, Bernie did the same thing, of course. They all
    do. Does anyone even notice when they go missing?


[1] Your primary news sources seem to be NYT, Slate et. al. which are well-known
    for avoiding any real meat.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Stuff I (re-)learned this weekend]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3221</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3221"/>
    <updated>2016-02-21T22:46:49+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[   1. No matter how sunny it is or how dry the streets are, 15ºC in
      February means a windy, windy bike ride. It's cold somewhere and
      the warm air is hurrying to get there. Still, awesome to be back
      outside.
   2. The Swiss are not nearly as prone to nationalism as the French.
      This, despite the obvious fact

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Feb 2016 22:46:49
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   1. No matter how sunny it is or how dry the streets are, 15ºC in February
      means a windy, windy bike ride. It's cold somewhere and the warm air is
      hurrying to get there. Still, awesome to be back outside.
   2. The Swiss are not nearly as prone to nationalism as the French. This,
      despite the obvious fact that Switzerland chose to blow a hole in the
      middle of the EU with their absence while France joined a union with its
      age-old enemies Germany, Spain and England. The French have a real problem
      with nationalism.
   3. Likewise, Swiss politicians and companies are far less prone to corruption
      or dissembling when it comes to gigantic infrastructure projects. Whereas
      a German or American cannot be trusted as far as one could spit a rat, the
      word of a Swiss is far more likely to be truthful. Politics is far less
      likely to be a factor in statements about technical feasibility or budget.
   4. Given two companies with highly suspect or even juristically criminal
      employment practices, the company for which family members work and for
      which you'd also like to work is less bad, a priori.
   5. I am far too sensitive to the topic of prejudicial exclusion or judgment
      on racial or ethnic grounds. When the first question a Swiss person asks
      about someone is whether they are a foreigner or not, that's just friendly
      curiosity and will not in any way factor into how they will treat that
      person.
   6. For a foreigner to be considered integrated, they need to be
      inconspicuous, invisible. A person is considered integrated when they have
      elided that which makes them them, and has instead become the person who
      expects integration. Each person who expects others to integrate naturally
      considers themselves to be the average toward which all others should
      move. This, despite all evidence to the contrary that some people are just
      societally less desirable (e.g. I consume almost nothing and am supremely
      shitty for the local economy). Integration can only ever be a goal,
      though, because the foreigner will not ever be able to ever achieve it.
      Those damned goalposts just won't stay put. No-one can define what
      integration is, but everyone knows what it isn't and also that we
      definitely need it.
   7. Shockingly, the way that the Swiss discuss their demographic issues
      differs only in matter of degree from how "Israel" by Uri Avnery
      <http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/02/12/a-lady-with-a-smile/> does. Where
      Israel is only now seriously considering getting rid of parliamentary
      representation for the 1/5 of their population that they don't consider to
      be citizens, Switzerland's 1/4 of the population that have never been
      citizens have never had the possibility of parliamentary representation.
      This disparity bothers very few because the Swiss will naturally do the
      right thing because they are morally superior (see points 2 and 3 above).

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Censorship, propaganda and misdirection]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3191</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3191"/>
    <updated>2015-12-20T20:56:47+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A friend of mine wrote a long message on Facebook about how censoring
the photo below was the exactly the wrong reaction. he expressed concern
that his young daughter would grow up in a humorless, intolerant world.

[image]

A friend of his wrote that they should "agree to disagree" on the impact
that...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Dec 2015 20:56:47
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A friend of mine wrote a long message on Facebook about how censoring the photo
below was the exactly the wrong reaction. he expressed concern that his young
daughter would grow up in a humorless, intolerant world.

[image]

A friend of his wrote that they should "agree to disagree" on the impact that
this picture has. I answered with the following comment (lightly edited to
change tenses, pronouns and given names):

[My first response]

I understand that you've used a lot of words to say that you're against
censorship. I wholeheartedly agree, but I'm of your generation. The pendulum has
long since started swinging the other way.

In my experience, "Agree to disagree" is shorthand for "What I have interpreted
to be your viewpoint in the discussion I think we're having is morally
reprehensible but I am not ready to burn the bridge between us for any number of
reasons. I'm hoping you will come to your senses and address this obvious
deficiency in your character or, failing that, that you will hide it better --
for all of our sakes -- so that you can play the role in my life you had before
you'd revealed this chasm between worldviews in such a crass and (nearly)
unforgivable manner."

This is often expressed in tandem with wonderment at how someone who seemed so
well-read, at least moderately intelligent and otherwise capable of
intelligently expressing himself, could possibly have such an appalling thought
-- when the conclusion to the discussion is barely even a matter of opinion, so
obvious as to be indistinguishable from fact. How could someone so smart be so
stupid?

[His clarification]

He clarified with the following comment:

"[...] I don't think any of my friends here felt that censorship was the answer.
I think the disagreement amongst us has to do with the depth of the harm this
picture really produces and the message it sends. While I see it as harmless,
bad-taste fun, others tend to see it is more problematic. But by and large I
think we all agree that censorship is not the answer. So while we may 'agree to
disagree' in this case, it is about the grey area related to the message it is
sending and not the more black and white question of should someone be able to
send it at all."

[My final response (so far)]

I responded with (more or less) the following:

That was very nicely put, especially the last sentence. I appreciate your having
taken the time and care to respond.  You are right to defend your friends. I
realized afterward I'd made an assumption about the deliverer of the phrase. To
use the quotidian vernacular (if I may also dig into my thesaurus), I
"triggered" on it. [1]

To the topic of the author of this picture: people are generally woefully
under-informed, including about how under-informed they are. [2] They are also
mostly and blissfully unaware of just how public platforms like Twitter,
Facebook, Instagram etc. actually are. Their potential exposure to opprobrium
has increased dramatically but their opinions and awareness of potentially
offended groups hasn't changed at all. Most of us are spectacularly
under-equipped for this new world, but the rules are that we should all act as
if this isn't the case.

We are very mercurial about to whom we grant the protection of "intent". The
original author's protestation that he didn't intend the picture to promote
abuse of women is dismissed out of hand. However, when other people post
pictures of animal torture in my newsfeed, they are given the benefit of the
doubt that they are against said torture rather than for it, even if the post
itself doesn't make that clear. What's the difference?

Making a tempest in a teacup out of every damned thing that results from this
confluence possibly decreases the likelihood of repetition by the targeted
individual, but it also increases self-censorship, which is the by-far preferred
form of censorship in the U.S. historically.

Instead of agreeing to disagree, we should instead just agree that this kind of
shit will just keep on happening and keep ourselves focused on weightier
matters. Perhaps matters of our own choosing rather than the chum of the day
proffered by the media, both mainstream and social. [3]

If none of your friends truly consider censorship -- even just a little bit,
around the edges -- to be the answer, then they represent a bubble and not the
mean. For most, umbrage translates to "get rid of this thing and make sure it
never happens again". This is (almost) never stated so clearly, but neither is
it taken off the table.

I wish those with indignation to spare would skip stupid pictures like this and
spend it instead on issues of true import, like the recent utter failure of
COP21 (say hello to a 3C world) or the war with Russia that the U.S. seems to be
so intent on. The only candidate who isn't? Trump. Hooray. If you think I'm
exaggerating, think about how the U.S. would have reacted to the incursions in
Ukraine and Syria (both neighbors of Russia) and how lucky we are that Putin is
much more circumspect than the lunatic administration in the U.S., as Brezhnev
before him exhibited such restraint vis à vis Kennedy.

But I understand that, faced with that sort of dilemma, it's more immediately
satisfying to shoot fish in a barrel -- especially when you know your own rights
won't be curtailed or your own content censored.

Fish in a barrel, you say? No! This is important: this picture is the exemplar
of the wider pattern of violence and violence against women both immanent and
consistently promulgated in American culture. We ignore these seemingly
innocuous ways of propagandizing a misogynistic standard at our peril.

While I agree with all of that, I further think that if you're concerned about
violence in American culture, consider this: we are citizens of a country that
has, compared to other countries, a very large number of handgun deaths and
police shootings per capita, that spends over $1 trillion per year on its
military, used almost exclusively for aggression, lauds itself for its massive
foreign aid, most of it spent on military assistance, cares so much more about
its military than the climate that it excludes said military's emissions from
calculation in its carbon budget and is currently illegally bombing seven
countries under the leadership of a Nobel Peace Prize-winner.

But by all means, lets discuss this picture as an emblem of violence because,
maybe if we put the author in his place, the culture of violence will be
vanquished and we can party like Ewoks. The capacity for self-delusion is
breathtaking.

You may think I'm just changing the subject, but I think of it more as voicing
the hypothesis that indignation is a limited resource. Waste it on this picture
and you'll have none left for where it really matters.

I think of the daily exhortations in my Facebook newsfeed to keep "God" in the
Pledge of Allegiance  --  an issue of clear and overarching importance that
prevents those people from even considering how fascist it is to even have such
a pledge in the first place.

You worry about your lovely daughter growing up in a climate of humorless,
anti-intellectual neo-Stalinism? Well you should, but more important is just how
bloody inhospitable the actual climate will be -- especially if there are no
nuclear stockpiles left because we used them all. Over-dramatic? Didn't Ted Cruz
just say “I don’t know if sand can glow in the dark, but we’re going to
find out" a few days ago? He's a sitting senator. Don't state officials
consistently use the shorthand "nothing is off the table" to refer the U.S.
intent to use nuclear weapons if it doesn't get its way?

In the spirit of wasting indignation, though, try this truly awful video. It's
got something for everyone!

[media]

And in the spirit of ending on a good note: with J.J. Abrams at the helm, your
daughter at least stands a fighting chance of getting some more good Star Wars
movies.

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[1] Similarly to how I would probably trigger on someone using the word "yolo":
    they may have used it correctly, but I'm still going to assume certain
    things about their ability to tie their own shoes if I don't know anything
    else about them.


[1] Experience shows that most people put little to no effort into cultivating
    or substantiating their opinions. More than ever, we live in the age of
    received wisdom knowledge information propaganda.


[1] E.g. the commuter paper on my morning train thinks that knowing which
    bachelorette won't be gracing the screen on next week's episode of
    Switzerland's version of The Bachelor is the hot topic.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Is Encodo a .NET/C# company?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3028</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=3028"/>
    <updated>2014-08-15T21:06:59+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Encodo has never been about maintaining or establishing a monoculture in
either operating system, programming language or IDE. Pragmatism drives
our technology and environment choices. [1]

[Choosing technology]

Each project we work on has different requirements and we choose the
tools and technologies...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Aug 2014 21:06:59
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Encodo has never been about maintaining or establishing a monoculture in either
operating system, programming language or IDE. Pragmatism drives our technology
and environment choices. [1]

[Choosing technology]

Each project we work on has different requirements and we choose the tools and
technologies that fit best. A good fit involves considering:

  * What exists in the project already?
  * How much work needs to be done?
  * What future directions could the project take?
  * How maintainable is the solution/are the technologies?
  * How appropriate are various technologies?
  * What do our developers know how to do best?
  * What do the developers who will maintain the project know best? What are
    they capable of?
  * Is there framework code available that would help?

[History: Delphi and Java]

When we started out in 2005, we'd also spent years writing frameworks and highly
generic software. This kind of software is not really a product per se, but more
of a highly configurable programmable "engine", in which other programmers would
write their actual end-user applications.

A properly trained team can turn around products very quickly using this kind of
approach. It is not without its issues, though: maintaining a framework involves
a lot of work, especially producing documentation, examples and providing
support. While this is very interesting work, it can be hard to make lucrative,
so we decided to move away from this business and focus on creating individual
products.

Still, we stuck to the programming environment and platform that we knew best
[2] (and that our customers were requesting): we developed software mostly in
Delphi for projects that we already had. [3] For new products, we chose Java.

Why did we choose Java as our "next" language? Simply because Java satisfied a
lot of the requirements outlined above. We were moving into web development and
found Delphi's offerings lacking, both in the IDE as well as the library
support. So we moved on to using Eclipse with Jetty. We evaluated several common
Java development libraries and settled on Hibernate for our ORM and Tapestry for
our web framework (necessitating HiveMind as our IOC).

[History: .NET]

A few years later, we were faced with the stark reality that developing web
applications on Java (at the time) was fraught with issues, the worst of which
was extremely slow development-turnaround times. We found ourselves incapable of
properly estimating how long it would take to develop a project. We accept that
this may have been our fault, of course, but the reality was that (1 )we were
having trouble making money programming Java and (2) we weren't having any fun
anymore.

We'd landed a big project that would be deployed on both the web and Windows
desktops, with an emphasis on the Windows desktop clients. At this point, we
needed to reëvaluate: such a large project required a development language,
runtime and IDE strong on the Windows Desktop. It also, in our view,
necessitated a return to highly generic programming, which we'd moved away from
for a while.

Our evaluation at the time included Groovy/Grails/Gtk, Python/Django/Gtk,
Java/Swing/SWT/Web framekworks, etc. We made the decision based on various
factors (tools, platform suitability, etc.) and moved to .NET/C# for developing
our metadata framework Quino, upon which we would build the array of
applications required for this big project.

[Today (2014)]

We're still developing a lot of software in C# and .NET but also have a project
that's built entirely in Python. [4] We're not at all opposed to a suggestion by
a customer that we add services to their Java framework on another project,
because that's what's best there.

We've had some projects that run on a Linux/Mono stack on dedicated hardware.
For that project, we made a build-server infrastructure in Linux that created
the embedded OS with our software in it.

Most of our infrastructure runs on Linux with a few Windows VMs where needed to
host or test software. We use PostgreSql wherever we can and MS-SQL when the
customer requires it. [5]

We've been doing a lot of web projects lately, which means the usual client-side
mix of technology (JS/CSS/HTML). We use jQuery, but prefer Knockout for
data-binding. We've evaluated the big libraries -- Angular, Backbone, Ember --
and found them to be too all-encompassing for our needs.

We've evaluated both Dart and TypeScript to see if those are useful yet. We've
since moved to TypeScript for all of our projects but are still keeping an eye
on Dart.

We use LESS instead of pure CSS. We've used SCSS as well, but prefer LESS. We're
using Bootstrap in some projects but find it to be too restrictive, especially
where we can use Flexbox for layout on modern browsers.

And, with the web comes development, support and testing for iOS and other
mobile devices, which to some degree necessitates a move from pure .NET/C# and
toward a mix.

We constantly reëvaluate our tools, as well. We use JetBrains WebStorm instead
of Visual Studio for some tasks: it's better at finding problems in JavaScript
and LESS. We also use PhpStorm for our corporate web site, including these
blogs. We used the Java-based Jenkins build server for years but moved to
JetBrains TeamCity because it better supports the kind of projects we need to
build.

[Conclusion]

The description above is meant to illustrate flexibility, not chaos. We are
quite structured and, again, pragmatic in our approach.

Given the choice, we tend to work in .NET because we have the most experience
and supporting frameworks and software for it. We use .NET/C# because it's the
best choice for many of the projects we have, but we are most definitely not a
pure Microsoft development shop.

I hope that gives you a better idea of Encodo's attitude toward software
development.

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[1] If it's not obvious, we employ the good kind of pragmatism, where we choose
    the best tool for the job and the situation, not the bad kind, founded in
    laziness and unwillingness to think about complex problems. Just so we're
    clear.


[1] Remo had spent most of his career working with Borland's offerings, whereas
    I had started our with Borland's Object Pascal before moving on to the first
    version of Delphi, then Microsoft C++ and MFC for many years. After that
    came the original version of ASP.NET with the "old" VB/VBScript and,
    finally, back to Delphi at Opus Software.


[1] We were actually developing on Windows using Delphi and then deploying on
    Linux, doing final debugging with Borland's Linux IDE, Kylix. The software
    to be deployed on Linux was headless, which made it much easier to write
    cross-platform code.


[1] For better or worse; we inherited a Windows GUI in Python, which is not very
    practical, but I digress


[1] Which is almost always, unfortunately.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[On encouraging a prescriptivist to use more hyphens]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2999</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2999"/>
    <updated>2014-06-08T15:07:50+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The title sounds like a self-post on "Writing Prompts"
<http://reddit.com/r/writingprompts>, but it describes quite accurately
what I attempted to do when formulating a response to the essay "Nobody.
Understands. Punctuation." by Peter Welch
<http://stilldrinking.org/nobody-understands-punctuation>.

Below is the text of my mail to him.

I’ve read a few of your essays since you made such a splash with
what...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Jun 2014 15:07:50
Updated by marco on 7. May 2026 07:43:36
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The title sounds like a self-post on "Writing Prompts"
<http://reddit.com/r/writingprompts>, but it describes quite accurately what I
attempted to do when formulating a response to the essay "Nobody. Understands.
Punctuation." by Peter Welch
<http://stilldrinking.org/nobody-understands-punctuation>.

Below is the text of my mail to him.

I’ve read a few of your essays since you made such a splash with what you are
probably aware is your making-it-to-the-big-time essay "Programming Sucks" by
Peter Welch <https://www.stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks> and I enjoyed the
last one propounding descriptivism over prescriptivism.

A descriptivist is ordinarily well-shielded from any sort of grammatical
suggestions because even the most bull-headed of grammar Nazis should know a
lost cause when they see one. But I detected more than a whiff of someone who
was interested in language and expression and, more than anything else, being
*understood*. I liked the description of writing as being a medium through which
"writers are trying to transfer the voices in their heads into yours.” [1]

I read through as you lavished attention on semicolons, the beloved em-dash,
colons and commas. But you paid only lip service to the dash or hyphen, leaving
it without an example in your essay.

I write because I thought that my dear friend the hyphen could have been more
enthusiastically represented in a few other places in your writing. [2] I
stumbled only a few times when reading your essay, across what I like to call
“speed bumps”, which are where a punctuation choice causes me to read a
sentence in an unintended manner until I end up in a dead end of sorts — a
parsing error — from which I must back-track until I find the fork in the
sentence at which I stopped following the author’s intent. In my experience,
these forks often arise from a missing hyphen; that was the case in the
following sentence:

"Punctuation started with periods that told the speaker when to take a breath,
and as both a long time proponent of using the run on sentence to better
communicate the ranting rage in my head over the nonsense that people choose to
fight about in this country and a person who is occasionally asked to read his
work out loud, I've come to value this original function in a visceral way."

I would have had an easier time reading the sentence above had you included a
hyphen between “long” and "time” and, ironically, “run” and “on”.
Perhaps it’s just me and my penchant for hyphens. Their absence online and in
many otherwise excellent essays by excellent authors occasionally gives me pause
and reason to wonder whether my expectation of them is wrong-headed. Perhaps
others are much more easily able to read “wrong headed” as a single word
without a hyphen, or “back track” or “bull headed". But, when I look these
words up in a dictionary, there they are, defined in the official dictionary as
having a hyphen.

I hope you take this missive in the spirit in which it was offered — and also
as what it quite clearly also is: just a bit of fun writing on my part. I hope
too that you are open-minded enough to consider whether maybe, just maybe, the
hyphen could be paid a bit more attention and perhaps even wend its way into
your writing where it would not only be grammatically correct but genuinely
useful to the task of conveying meaning and fostering understanding on the part
of the intended audience.

Cheers and keep up the good work. I follow your blog with pleasure.

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[1] As your essay made abundantly clear, it’s not that a descriptivist
    doesn’t care about punctuation, but rather that punctuation rules
    shouldn’t become a distraction from the main task of imparting meaning.
    For example, I am strongly of the opinion that it matters not at all whether
    I place a period or comma within or without an ending quote because it has
    zero effect on the pacing of the sentence. I chose “inside” for
    old-time’s sake.


[1] As an aside, I want to stress that my attitude toward punctuation lines up
    quite closely with your own. [3] Did I consider briefly whether I should
    surround “the hyphen” in the previous sentence with commas? I did, but
    decided that my mental oration of it didn’t require them, so I left them
    out. Did I also consider whether “briefly” in the second sentence of
    this footnote should be bracketed — nay, strait-jacketed — with commas
    as well? I did, and moved on, once again, without them.


[1] Am I also a fan of footnotes as a source of humor and tangential
    information? I am.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Watching movies made by rapists]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2945</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2945"/>
    <updated>2014-02-09T23:02:52+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[What is it worth to wade into a discussion where you are asked to choose
a side based on no clear rules of evidence?

I mostly enjoy Woody Allen movies. That he has been with Soon Yi, the
adopted daughter of his ex-wife for years doesn't really weigh on my
opinions of his films. I must admit that...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Feb 2014 23:02:52
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What is it worth to wade into a discussion where you are asked to choose a side
based on no clear rules of evidence?

I mostly enjoy Woody Allen movies. That he has been with Soon Yi, the adopted
daughter of his ex-wife for years doesn't really weigh on my opinions of his
films. I must admit that knowing that Polanski raped a teen-aged girl and fled
the country enters into it very little when I'm considering whether to watch one
of his movies. Polanski clearly got away with it and wasn't punished by the
world as others, of lower station, would have been. And I still watch some of
his movies.

It's hard to argue that Woody Allen is even in the same league, though, isn't
it? There were no charges for his alleged molestation. Instead, there is a
recent open letter -- this seems to be the new way to publish these sorts of
things -- published by Dylan Farrow, under Nick Kristof's name. I'll admit I
didn't read it because Nick Kristof is a proven idiot, a douchebag, as it were.
This is not in doubt. Simply examine his checkered history of opinions about
anything else and you'll see that we are not dealing with a journalist in any
way, but more of a man who's only too happy to let this evidence-less allegation
of child-molestation -- re-raised over 20 years later -- catapult his name and
column into the limelight, if only for a while. He takes his marching orders to
garner eyeballs for the NYT quite seriously, apparently.

That was my first thought and then I forgot about it. Because famous and rich
people pissing on each other doesn't serve to hold my attention. I've since seen
some more reactions, most hyperbolic and divorced from reality, but the post
"The Woody Allen Allegations: Not So Fast" by Robert B. Weide
<http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/01/27/the-woody-allen-allegations-not-so-fast.html>
was more reasonable, I felt. He wrote,

"I know I’m treading a delicate path here, and opening myself up to
accusations of “blaming the victim.” However, I’m merely floating
scenarios to consider, and you can think what you will. But if Mia’s account
is true, it means that in the middle of custody and support negotiations, during
which Woody needed to be on his best behavior, in a house belonging to his
furious ex-girlfriend, and filled with people seething mad at him, Woody, who is
a well-known claustrophobic, decided this would be the ideal time and place to
take his daughter into an attic and molest her, quickly, before a house full of
children and nannies noticed they were both missing."

That the accusation bases on such an improbable chain of events, events that
lacked enough evidence for the police to have even charged Allen at the time,
suggests that the whole allegation should be looked at very skeptically. Of
course, that doesn't stop other bloviations like the article "Debating Woody
Allen On Super Bowl Sunday" by Andrew Sullivan
<http://dish.andrewsullivan.com/2014/02/02/debating-woody-allen-on-superbowl-sunday/>.
Sullivan isn't really an evidence-based reality guy -- he's really only a level
or two higher on the food chain that Kristof, which isn't saying much -- so he
feels free to tell us that "[t]he only thing I can infer with absolute certainty
from the anguished letter Dylan Farrow has written to the New York Times is that
she is expressing incandescent rage". Yeah, no kidding.

As I said, I didn't read her open letter, but there is rarely a doubt that the
person making the accusation of child abuse believes it wholeheartedly. If
nothing else, it helps make the case to others. But we live in a world of
"repressed memories" that turn out to have been manufactured ex post facto
through endless repetition and reinforcement. We have hundreds of studies
showing how easy it to get people to remember things that never were.

I am not making a judgment of this case. I am simply pointing out the shaky
basis of evidence for the prosecution. Even without 20 years of confabulation
layered over it, there wasn't enough for police go on when it actually happened.
Sullivan concludes his evidence-free musings by intoning "[t]hose with the
greatest gifts can get away with the greatest crimes."

Well, not really. Those with the most money can do that. Those with the most
power. One of Sullivan's favorite people ever, whom he cheerleaded (cheerled?)
in his endeavors to lie his way into way with Iraq, is George Bush. Though
Sullivan has since admitted that he "seriously misjudged Bush's sense of
morality", he hasn't seen fit to condemn Bush in anything approaching the
severity that he just condemned Woody Allen.

This, despite the evidence for their respective crimes to be inversely
proportional to Sullivan's judgment. So, let's just toss Sullivan on the same
pile as Kristof, shall we? As yet another inconsistent, judgmental dumbass who
feels its OK to prefer the writings of a woman who feels she's been wronged just
because that accusations she's making are so horrific.

Doesn't that mean that our requirements for evidence should be even higher?
Instead, we hear the word pedophile and give the accuser every benefit of the
doubt -- just in case. Why would someone make the accusation if it weren't true?
(we ask) I don't know. But it happens -- and not as rarely as we think. And it's
not necessarily lying -- often the accuser believes the story wholeheartedly,
but that doesn't make it true.

Given the power that such an accusation has to ruin a person's life, shouldn't
we muster our best effort to making sure that a person is innocent until proven
guilty?

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Cursing: for when you really hate something]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2937</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2937"/>
    <updated>2014-01-26T20:49:34+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[There are things that make us mad in this world. There are various
release mechanisms for this. A common -- and very effective -- one is to
curse.

But sometimes the thing about which we need to curse is so terrible, so
skull-fuc&$kingly bad that you have to invent new curses for it. And
sometimes,...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 26. Jan 2014 20:49:34
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There are things that make us mad in this world. There are various release
mechanisms for this. A common -- and very effective -- one is to curse.

But sometimes the thing about which we need to curse is so terrible, so
skull-fuc&$kingly bad that you have to invent new curses for it. And sometimes,
you have to invent entirely new technologies and possible futures in order to
envision a situation bad enough to engender the creation of a language that
would include language severe enough to appropriately describe the object of
your current ire.

That is what the fellow I am about to cite felt needed to be done, in reference
to a piece of school-management software called "Blackboard"
<http://blackboard.com/>.

The following partial citation is from a blog post titled "Christ, I hate
Blackboard" by davenoon
<http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2014/01/christ-i-hate-blackboard> that, I
feel, has some real nuggets of gold, some shining exemplars of the kind of
literary genius that can only result from the collision of some (possibly
heretofore nascent) writing talent and a particularly aneurysm-inducing piece of
software. I have elided some of what I considered to be the more hyperbolic
portions that distracted from rather than enhanced the white-hot fury of this
man's rage.

"Hundreds of years from now, after disease and fire and famine have thinned the
human herd to a shrunken patchwork of sagging, skeletal bands of [...] half-mad
wraiths [...] a remote spur of humanity will somehow recover the capacity to
speak, an ability long since abandoned by their ancestors, who were mute-struck
with the unfathomable despair of those cursed to watch everything they love die.
[...] these distant people will bring forth a new language to survey the
boundaries of their pain.

"On the outskirts of this new language, lurking on its crimsoned frontier, will
lie words that will themselves have been cast into exile – foul offgassings
within a lexicon that itself stands as a towering monument to the boundlessly
obscene, words that will curve backward and devour themselves, each one an
afflicted universe in the process of total collapse, words that exist for
microseconds before streaking, unremembered and unmourned, into the void.

"These are the words, [...] that I would use to catalogue the depth of my
loathing for [INSERT TARGET OF HATRED HERE]. When I die, I want my
whiskey-pickled body larded into a cryonic chamber, then buried deep in the
earth. A thousand years from now, I want these loping, crookspined human
gargoyles to dig me up and reanimate me. I will learn their language; I will
amble to the profane horizon of their blood-gorged vernacular; I will force them
at spear-point to build me a time machine; then I will murder them all with my
bare hands. I will return to all of you then to bear witness, in a rapturous
tornado of filth, to my contempt for that unholy [INSERT SHORT DESCRIPTION OF
TARGET OF HATRED HERE]. (Emphasis added.)"

The second paragraph I left untouched for reasons that I hope are obvious. It is
gold. The last sentence as well.

Please not that I have also converted the tirade into an easy-to-use template,
ready to be directed at targets of similar opprobrium, that have truly earned
this level of obloquy.

Hat-tip to "Epic software rant" by Mark Liberman
<http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=9991>.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Interesting take on the future of Netflix]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2911</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2911"/>
    <updated>2014-01-03T23:20:54+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Netflix’s dumbed-down algorithms" by Felix Salmon
<http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2014/01/03/netflixs-dumbed-down-algorithms/>
discusses a change in focus in recent years at Netflix -- actually since
they switched to emphasizing streaming content over DVD delivery.

Netflix has started to position itself more as a television company than
a "great movies" company because of...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Jan 2014 23:20:54
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The article "Netflix’s dumbed-down algorithms" by Felix Salmon
<http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2014/01/03/netflixs-dumbed-down-algorithms/>
discusses a change in focus in recent years at Netflix -- actually since they
switched to emphasizing streaming content over DVD delivery.

Netflix has started to position itself more as a television company than a
"great movies" company because of purely economic reasons. As Salmon puts it,
"Netflix’s big problem, it seems to me, is that it can’t afford the content
that its subscribers most want to watch." The big blockbusters that people
actual want to stream aren't going to be affordable at only $8 a month per
subscriber -- not when on-demand services from cable companies are asking that
same price per movie.

He goes on in more detail,

"Once upon a time, when a movie came out and garnered good reviews, you could
add it to your list, long before it was available on DVD, in the knowledge that
it would always become available eventually. If you’re a streaming subscriber,
however, that’s not possible: if you give Netflix a list of all the movies you
want to watch, the proportion available for streaming is going to be so
embarrassingly low that the company decided not to even give you that option any
more."

In the good old days, Netflix would use quite a sophisticated algorithm to score
its enormous backlog of DVDs to find and suggest movies that you really would
end up liking. But that enormous back-catalog is not available as streaming
content. Why? Trademark and licensing issues, of course. Economically and
ecologically, it would make more sense to stream movies instead of producing
DVDs and shipping them around the country, but now is not the time to start
arguing IP law. Instead, Salmon explains what Netflix does instead:

"So Netflix has been forced to attempt a distant second-best: scouring its own
limited library for the films it thinks you’ll like, rather than simply
looking for the specific movies which it knows (because you told it) that you
definitely want to watch. This, from a consumer perspective, is not an
improvement."

OK, now it should be clear that while Netflix has a pedigreed history in quality
movie delivery, movies can't be Netflix's future. But why the emphasis on
television rather than movies? How does that improve matters? Salmon again, 

"One huge difference between TV and movies is that audiences have much lower
quality thresholds for the former than they do for the latter. [...] TV shows
are cheaper to license than movies are, and people tend to be much more addicted
to their TVs than they are to watching movies [...] Netflix [...] just wants to
feed me more and more and more of the same, drawing mainly from a library of
second-tier movies and TV shows [...]"

The goal is to secure eyeballs and ad revenue, the same as standard television
today but with an IP-based content-delivery model. So Netflix retains its name,
but not its original purpose. Other services will replace it, I'm sure.


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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[SBB Online not so hot either]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2866</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2866"/>
    <updated>2013-10-07T19:06:55+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A little while ago, I wrote about my "experiences with the SBB automated
ticket machines" <http://earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2856>. The
online experience is somewhat better but still has some mysterious bugs
and omissions -- it's hard to believe that this software has been in use
for years -- and by millions of users. 

[Where's the Zürich]

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Oct 2013 19:06:55
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A little while ago, I wrote about my "experiences with the SBB automated ticket
machines" <http://earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2856>. The online
experience is somewhat better but still has some mysterious bugs and omissions
-- it's hard to believe that this software has been in use for years -- and by
millions of users. 

[Where's the Zürich Hauptbahnhof?]

One example comes from the list of suggestions returned when a user types in the
"from" or "to" field in the route finder. One day, I entered what I thought was
an easy match, one of the largest and busiest train stations in Switzerland:
Zürich main station. In German, it's called the "Zürich Hauptbahnhof", which
is what I typed, as shown in the screenshot below.

[image]

As you can see, it utterly failed to match that train station (again, the
"largest [...] in Switzerland" and one of the "busiest [...] in the world",
according to "Wikipedia" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zürich_Hauptbahnhof>).
You'll note that I was using the site in German and I entered German text.

The trick to finding the Zürich main station on the SBB web site is to use the
abbreviation "HB" instead, as shown below.

[image]

Only if you use the abbreviation does the list of suggestions contain the
Zürich main station. This is totally unacceptable; both should match but, if
they had to choose just one, shouldn't it be the actual name of the station?

[Math is hard?]

The other example I found occurs once you've managed to get a route between two
stations. For the route shown, the web site indicates when the train leaves
("ab") and when it arrives ("an"). It also takes care of the math for you and
shows how long it takes, listing it under "Dauer". In the screenshot below,
however, the site seems to have subtracted incorrectly in every instance,
mysteriously adding 10 minutes to each result.

[image]

I can attest that the ride from Zürich Altstetten really does take only 6-8
minutes. Why is the site adding these incorrectly? I ran the search again today
and got the following results:

[image]

Instead of a constant 10 minutes, the site added 10, 0, 11, 10, 11 and 0 minutes
respectively. Despite the confusing representation and the SBB's
less-than-stellar reputation, I was still convinced that there must be method to
their madness. Curious, I expanded the first of the suggestions, as shown below.

[image]

The times are from when you enter the first train and leave the last one, not
for the whole journey. If the trip includes a walk between two trains, then that
walking time is included in the "dauer"; if, however, the walk is before the
first train or after the last train, that time is not included.

Good to know, I guess.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Tick, tock (death of a ticket salesman)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2856</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2856"/>
    <updated>2013-07-05T08:57:46+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following story tells tale of a day spent with the ongoing
user-experience (UX) catastrophe that is the interface of the SBB/ZVV
automated ticket machines.

While it's certainly possible that our experiences are unique and that
others can easily purchase their perhaps simpler tickets, we have

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Jul 2013 08:57:46
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The following story tells tale of a day spent with the ongoing user-experience
(UX) catastrophe that is the interface of the SBB/ZVV automated ticket machines.

While it's certainly possible that our experiences are unique and that others
can easily purchase their perhaps simpler tickets, we have found that veering
ever-so-slightly from the beaten path leads into some very deep and dark weeds. 

Even were we to accept that the fault for the confusion engendered by the UI lay
entirely with us, we can hardly be blamed for the mysterious time-delays and
crashes.

In short, SBB/ZVV: give "Encodo" <http://encodo.com> a call. We can help you fix
this.

[Prologue]

When I renewed my monthly train ticket a month ago, the lady behind the counter
told me that I could have gotten it from a machine instead.

She handed me a little pamphlet that explained how to use their ticket machines.

I gave it back. In hindsight, this may have been a bit hasty.

[The setup]

My monthly pass was about to expire. I didn't need to get a whole month this
time, so I figured that I'd just buy a six-pack of one-day tickets, in order to
save money.

How hard could that be?

[Initial encounter]

Instead of heading back to the human-powered ticket desk, I took the lady's
advice and approached a machine.

I got to the train station about eight minutes before my train, confident that
this would be more than enough time for me to exercise my not insignificant
technical skills to prise forth a ticket.

On the screen, I poked a smiling SBB stock-photo customer in the eye to begin.

I chose a normal ticket. I entered my destination. Then I elected to change the
starting point (I already had a ticket covering part of the trip).

Done. This was too easy.

Now to get a multi-day ticket. Multi-day, multi-ride...what's the difference? 

I touch the info icon on each. A wall of text. Scanning doesn't elucidate
anything. 

Tick, tock.

I select multi-ride just to keep moving. [1]

I'm done early. All that remains is to pay for the ticket.

I slide in my card...

It's blocked. I turn it around and try again.

Blocked.

The card reader's apparently broken. 

The machine is blissfully unaware of this and pops up a helpful message, asking
whether it should just forget the whole thing and cancel my transaction.

I tell it not to cancel, but to go back to payment-method selection.

Going back incurs an interminable pause.

Tick, tock.

I'll pay cash!

The machine gives a maximum of twenty bucks in change. I have no twenties; only
fifties. 

Can't pay cash.

Wait! I have some change! What if I get a single-day ticket? 

*Type, type, type*

That's only CHF5.80.

*Scrounge, scrounge*

I have CHF5.60.

Tick, tock.

Can I just tell the conductor that the machines are broken? Does that even work?
[2]

I look over at the second ticket machine. There's a man standing in front of it,
looking back and forth between two credit cards in his hands.

Tick, tock.

He seems to be having trouble deciding how he will pay for his ... CHF197.--
ticket. [3]

Tick, tock.

The dam has broken. He's decided.

Printing...

Tick, tock.

I jump on the machine after he's finished.

I type in the same commands as I'd typed in just a minute before on the other
machine, my fingers flying over the keys, marveling at the comparative speed of
the ZVV machine vs. that of the SBB one.

Wait...why can't I change the starting point of my journey like on the other
machine? Where did that option go?

Start over.

Tick, tock.

Why can't I choose a multi-ticket from this machine? Where did that option go?

Fine. Get a single ticket. Anything at this point.

Type in both towns again, muscle memory helping me along.

Laaaaagggggg as I type. Why is searching a list of a few thousand items so slow?

Choose a single ticket. Wait, why is it cheaper now? What changed? I could pay
for this one with my change now. [4]

No time to think about it.

Tick, tock.

The bell is ringing. The barrier is lowering. The train is coming.

There's the button for multi-card! It's on the final screen instead. I barely
have time to register that this is a much better place for that button as I
punch it.

I can feel the rumble of the approaching train in my heels.

I jam in my credit card. The reader works! Huzzah!

I type my code. Nope, the reader's still warming up. Please hold...

Tick, tock.

I type in my code. I can hear the train now. Start printing!

Tick, tock.

Oh, the machine wants me to decide whether I want a receipt before it will do
anything else.

Yes, I want a receipt! Now start printing!

The printer has started! 

I see the flashing light alerting me to the imminent arrival of my hard-won
train ticket, still warm from the innards of the machine.

A paper drops into the slot, lying awkwardly in the tray. It looks rather large.

"One of your products could not be printed."

I reach in and pull out a forty-centimeter--long, curled monstrosity that
purports to be my multi-ticket.

In my haste, I assumed that this was a valid ticket. That this hideous thing
with ink staining the front of it every which way was the product that my labors
had brought into the world. I assumed that the aforementioned product that could
not be printed was my receipt. I thought that while I might be in trouble with
bookkeeping back at the office for not having a receipt, that at least I had a
ticket for the train. [5]

Never mind all of that. I had a multi-ticket. An overlarge and misshapen one,
perhaps, but nonetheless a ticket.

Now, one final step to make it valid.

Tick, tock.

The train is gliding into the station

I hurried over and proudly punched my ticket, the ink delineating today's date
mixing illegibly into the mess of ink already printed there. [6] I didn't care.
The ticket had printed. I had paid. And I was getting on that train legally.
With a valid ticket.

Whether I could prove it to a conductor or not was another question, but my
conscience was clear.

I folded my ticket three times and put it in my backpack -- because it wouldn't
fit in my wallet.

Despite my misgivings, no conductor came to make me reveal my shame.

[The ride home]

I got to the office and somehow the SBB came up in conversation that afternoon.
I remembered my ticket and hauled its weighty length out of my backpack.

My colleague laughed and expressed sincere doubt that this was a valid ticket.
He thought I might slip by with it, but was almost certain that it had been
annulled.

This seemed like a reasonable theory, but I was beyond caring one way or the
other.

Still, when I arrived at the station three minutes early for my trip home, I
spotted a ZVV machine on my platform.

Brimming with confidence, muscle memory and experience, I staged an assault,
fingers flashing as I once again unerringly entered my order.

I was flying along, typing my destination, when...

"Your order encountered an error and could not be completed."

The screen froze, wiped itself clean and restored the introductory graphic. You
know, the one with the people grinning their way through a day made more magical
by having been able to purchase their tickets from one of these wonderful
machines.

I turned and walked away.

I would take my chances with my malformed freak of a ticket, blissful in the
knowledge that the SBB couldn't hurt me anymore. 

I had stopped caring.

I napped on the way home. No conductor dared to disturb my peace.

[The ticket purchase. Take #2.]

The next morning, I was at the station early again. More level heads had
convinced me to try again and a good night's rest had restored my optimism.

I went straight for the ZVV machine, avoiding the squat and grimly brooding SBB
machine with its slow screen and faulty card reader.

*Type, type, type.*

Destination; starting location; multi-card; full days. 

Wait. What? CHF70.-? For six days?

A whole month costs CHF119.-

Argghhh. Now what did I do wrong?

Back, back, back.

Tick, tock.

Choose multi-card; 1-hour.

CHF30.- For 6 trips? That's three days of commuting.

Dammit. This is a waste of money; I might as well just get a month.

Back, back, back.

Tick, tock.

One month. Personal or transferable? Personal is cheaper; personal. 

Personal card number?

What? Oh, it's on my half-fare card. 

*Dig half-fare card out of wallet*

Tick, tock.

Train's a'comin'.

Start typing my half-fare card number.

Crash. "Your order encountered an error and could not be completed."

Breathe.

Start over. The bell's ringing. The barrier is lowering. The train's a'comin'.

Just get a six-pack of 1-hour tickets. It's the cheapest option that lets me
avoid having to buy a ticket again this evening. It's the least typing I can do.

Tick, tock.

Got it. Sweet Lord almighty, I think have a valid ticket.

No, really. This time I think I have a valid ticket. 

*STAMP* 

Now it's valid.

[Epilogue]

On my way to my destination, I did the math again and realized that I would need
another ticket in three days.

A chill ran down my spine.

Time to give up. I would return to the SBB counter and just buy a monthly ticket
from a human being.

At the counter, I asked for a renewal on the recently-expired monthly ticket I
handed to him, but starting on the next Monday, my hand simultaneously cramping
at the thought of how much touchscreen-typing that would have entailed.

In seconds, he renewed it and handed me the new ticket, chirpily telling me,

"You could have bought this ticket on the machine instead. Just three taps and
you'd have been done!"

That night, as I lay in bed, I wondered whether his family missed him yet.

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[1] This would turn out to be incorrect, but it would also turn out not to
    matter (keep reading). Multi-day is a 24-hour pass for the day on which you
    stamp it; multi-ride is a 1-hour pass. The former is obviously more
    expensive than than the latter.


[1] A colleague would later tell me that, if you call the SBB and tell them that
    the machine is broken, and give your name, that you're free and clear. This
    seems like a lot of work on the customer's part. You try to pay for a train
    ride and end up working for the train company.


[1] Considering how my purchase on that machine turned out, I was happy that it
    had elected to mess with my purchase and not his, as he seemed to have had a
    much longer trip before him than I.


[1] It turned out that on the first machine I'd selected a daily ticket whereas
    my flying fingers had selected a one-hour ticket on the second machine. It
    was about 20% cheaper and fit my coin budget but I would have had to do
    everything again in Altstetten had I chosen that option.


[1] It turned out that I was wrong. Another colleague would tell me that day
    that this is the machine's way of telling me that the ticket is invalid.
    When it said that the second item -- my receipt -- could not be printed, it
    was notifying me that it had nullified the entire transaction. With a whole
    screen of space, the machine could have told me that in much clearer terms.


[1] Not only was the ticket invalid, but I had somehow managed to purchase the
    wrong zones anyway. Of the text I was barely able to decipher, I was almost
    certain that I didn't have the zones I needed. It explained why my ticket
    purchases on the next day would seem so much more expensive.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A rainy day in Züri Oberland]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2842</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2842"/>
    <updated>2013-06-01T23:31:46+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[It's been raining a lot in Switzerland this year. The Tobelbach near
Wetzikon was bound to be quite swollen with water after this Saturday
so, despite the still-pounding rain, we took an evening walk to the
Pfäffikersee to see just how drastic things had gotten.

[media]
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Jun 2013 23:31:46
Updated by marco on 13. Feb 2017 07:23:55
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It's been raining a lot in Switzerland this year. The Tobelbach near Wetzikon
was bound to be quite swollen with water after this Saturday so, despite the
still-pounding rain, we took an evening walk to the Pfäffikersee to see just
how drastic things had gotten.

[media]

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[EVSC 2013 Semifinals]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2832</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2832"/>
    <updated>2013-05-16T22:46:39+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[It's Euro-Vision Song Contest time again. Semifinals part II tonight.
Don't judge me. It's like a traffic accident; you can't look away. There
were a lot of contestants, but here are the ones I found noteworthy.

  * Finland: What the hell Finland? A few years ago you win with
    Death/Gore-Metal band

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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. May 2013 22:46:39
Updated by marco on 16. May 2013 22:51:44
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It's Euro-Vision Song Contest time again. Semifinals part II tonight. Don't
judge me. It's like a traffic accident; you can't look away. There were a lot of
contestants, but here are the ones I found noteworthy.

  * Finland: What the hell Finland? A few years ago you win with
    Death/Gore-Metal band Lordi and now you descend into the depths of
    bubble-gum pop with Krista (who was literally wearing bubble-gum--colored
    boots)? How did that number even get off the ground? It was, however, one of
    the classic Euro-Vision styles: wanna-be Madonna/Material-Girl--style.
  * Macedonia: They covered the other classic Euro-Vision style: they sang in
    their native tongue and included decidely non-standard pop-cast members,
    like a gigantic operatic singer doing call-and-response with the Macedonian
    Julio Iglesias.
  * Bulgaria: I had no idea that Bulgarians had also invented a bagpipe. Dude
    was creeping around the stage with it like Angus Young. They were decent,
    overall.
  * Iceland: Way to bring down the mood, Iceland. A crooner with Thor-like locks
    wailing on in Icelandic. Utterly uninspiring.
  * Switzerland: I can't even poke fun at my Finnish and Icelandic colleagues
    because the Swiss managed to deliver yet another train wreck in the form of
    a multi-piece Salvation Army band. Couldn't wait for that to be over. They
    might as well have sent a Guggämusigg Band from Lozärn which would have
    been much more entertaining, if not less embarrassing.
  * Azerbaijan: They sent a cross between Tom Cruise and Enrique Iglesias to
    smolder his way through his song while his buddy tried to get out of a
    transparent, plastic box behind him. Not as horrible as many of the others.
  * Latvia: The Swiss can thank God for Latvia who, with their spangled suits
    and utterly jarring energy-rock, started off the evening so badly that all
    of the other bands could relax and stop worrying about ending up dead last.
  * Malta: A decent, upbeat song, but the singer was way too weak to carry it.
    Might not sound bad if somebody with some lungs or a voice with character
    were to sing it.
  * Israel: Do you have friends who can be honest with you? A neckline that
    plunges to your waist plus vertical stripes stretched uncompromisingly in
    the horizontal? And the 80s called: they want those glasses and all of your
    hairstyles back. The whole picture was so distracting, I hardly had time to
    hate the song.
  * Norway: A repeat of Finland, if a lot more subdued. Generic uninspired pop
    from Scandinavia hoping for some swarthy votes from the south who still
    can't believe there are people with blond hair. A transparent ploy.
  * Romania: Conceptually the highlight of the evening: a male singer dressed in
    a black necromancer's robe, his gigantic self astride the puny, red-lit
    mountains of Hell. He growled out his first lines and then this Romanian
    King Diamond launched into an operatic soprano sequence while
    red-painted/suited, half-naked devils cavorted and performed feats of
    strength in front of him. His voice proved to not be up to the task, but the
    piece was nonetheless kinda riveting.

There were a couple of others, but I either missed them or I can't remember
enough about the acts to snark about them.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Penn & Teller: Bullshit]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2734</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2734"/>
    <updated>2012-12-16T22:34:43+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Penn and Teller have had a TV show on ShowTime for a while now, but I've
never seen any. Most of them are available on YouTube (see links below)
but I have no idea how long those will last there due to copyright
issues. As I watched, it was easy to sympathize with the new-agey folks
-- Penn is...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Dec 2012 22:34:43
Updated by marco on 12. Mar 2021 21:54:16
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Penn and Teller have had a TV show on ShowTime for a while now, but I've never
seen any. Most of them are available on YouTube (see links below) but I have no
idea how long those will last there due to copyright issues. As I watched, it
was easy to sympathize with the new-agey folks -- Penn is ruthless and
relentless. Though he's too self-satisfied at times, he tempers it with
explanations for his anger -- that he hates to see people preyed upon. Still,
you think to yourself, these people seem to be happier, so what's the big deal? 

The big deal is the amount of money that flows to the peddler of happy feelings
from the purchaser. And it generally costs a lot to avail oneself of these elite
services. Whereas I'd have no problem with these feel-good sessions if they were
very cheap or free -- after all, what else are people going to do with their
time? -- the prices mean we're talking about con games -- about fraud --
especially when the benefit they provide is more along the lines of
rent-a-friend/prostitution, which would otherwise be illegal.

[List of videos I watched]

  * "Talking to the Dead" by Penn & Teller
    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQnqRaVT9tY>
  * "Life Coaching" by Penn & Teller
    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVaQGPOAwow>
  * "Self Helpless" by Penn & Teller
    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQIVPonHhx8>
  * "Death Inc." by Penn & Teller <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XB-IhSDhI>
  * "Safety Hysteria" by Penn & Teller
    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5knsAIQdLQ>
  * "Alternative Medicine" by Penn & Teller
    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyxaGk75Mjo>
  * "Feng Shuit / Bottled Water" by Penn & Teller
    <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCPOHNNom5M>
  * "P.E.T.A." by Penn & Teller <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inFtOMx8nDU>

I wrote down observations and comments as I watched, included below. These are
more impressions than an article with a topic and conclusion.

The interesting thing is that the fools -- there really is no other word for it
-- that attend these seminars (the Self Helpless episode, in particular) are
self-selecting. A skeptic can't imagine being in any of these groups without
blowing up and screaming "bullshit!" but, with everyone else in the group
nodding away, they all reinforce each other's belief that they're being helped.
If you're in a session like this and have doubts, you need only look around to
see that no one else has doubts and your own will melt away. As Penn puts it in
one of the shows:

"One of the tragic things about this industry is that it attracts those people
that are the most vulnerable and the most easily taken-in. You get this rush of
adrenalin and this rush of endorphins and you just feel like your whole life is
just different."

But they just feel better without actually being better. Feeling better is
important -- it can often give you the confidence and courage to actually make
things better. But, if your problem is debt or unemployment, your problem is not
only still there in the morning, it's likely been exacerbated by the financial
drain of the self-help courses, psychics or life coaches that imparted the
fleeting good feeling. A good example is the cost of a coffin from the Death
Inc. episode: $24,000 for the top of the line. For a casket that will molder in
the ground. Almost required reading for this episode is the ground-breaking The
American Way of Death by Jessica Mitford (originally written in 1963 and updated
several decades later).

The main problem isn't that people believe these treatments -- God knows that
they're suckered every day by allopathic cures, as well -- it's that there are
so many of these people, all with too much disposable income and too little
brains, willing to throw away their money to con men. A prime examples is the
reflexology guy who berates his potential student to start using the "science"
before she's taken a single class -- in order to pay for the classes he wants to
give her. Or the fake "snail facial" in the Alternative Medicine episode: the
psychosomatic effect and people's ability to convince themselves does absolutely
all of the work. That and the "tightening", rejuvenating effect of snail slime
drying on your cheeks and forehead.

The first part of Feng Shui/Bottled Water isn't bad, but you definitely have to
check out the "bottled water" by Penn & Teller
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCPOHNNom5M?t=22m> part. As you can imagine, the
suckers did all of the legwork in praising L'eau de robinet (tap water in
French) and Agua de culo (ass water in Spanish) to the high heavens. And, again,
this would be funny except that people are convinced to pay a 1000 times markup
for tap water.

I thought that the P.E.T.A. episode was the weakest -- not because P.E.T.A. is
beyond reproach, far from it -- but because Penn & Teller only interviewed
morons in defense of animal rights. See how well you do against Peter Singer,
Penn; your bombast will only take you so far. And then they yell that they
discovered that P.E.T.A. believes that "sometimes the only kind option for some
animals is to put them to sleep forever". If you're halfway enlightened rather
than trying to make every last act perpetrated by an enemy organization look
bad, you'd ask yourself why euthanasia couldn't be considered ethical treatment?


It just seems like they went for the easier arguments here rather than digging
in to the philosophy of it (and I'm aware that this is Penn & Teller, not a
high-minded symposium on animal rights). Inviting Ted Nugent to play the voice
of reason on your show? You lose all credibility immediately. And that jackass
radio host Dennis Prager, who bloviates that the "stupidity [...] and opinions"
that he hears could only be the result of "higher education". That is such a
stupid thing to say; I guess that, according to his logic, he must be an
educated man.

And then they have him put the final nail in the coffin of anyone who cares
about animals: that they don't have any bigger problems to be worried about.
Well, yeah, that may be true but, if so, that fact should be celebrated. And
what is the argument there? That people should be thankful for what they've got
-- that life in the 21st century is better than being a Jew in 1930s Germany --
and shut their f$&king, whiny mouths? That seems like a typical argument coming
from a right-wing radio-show host. So everybody should shut up but him,
especially when he's telling immoral, destitute sluts to stop getting abortions.

Penn & Teller should have chosen their interview subjects more wisely --
although there's a good chance that Penn is a weird mix of indignant liberal and
wide-eyed/wild-eyed libertarian. The presence of Ted Nugent is serious warning
sign.

[Update: Vaccinations]

It's March 2021 and we're wasting a lot of breath looking a gift horse in the
mouth. We have a vaccine that is better than we'd even dared dream it could be
and it came 4x faster than we thought it would and we're worried about
post-vaccination symptoms that nearly always clear up. There are 10M
vaccinations per day and the new focuses laser-like on the one or two people per
week worldwide who have complications.

[media]

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Mentionable and Unmentionable Journalists]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2683</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2683"/>
    <updated>2012-09-27T21:23:21+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Olivia Wilde was on the Daily Show recently ("full episode"
<http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-september-26-2012-olivia-wilde>)
to promote a film. Jon Stewart was not only bedazzled by her, but also
by her having had Christopher Hitchens as a babysitter when she was much
younger. They lauded good ol' Hitch for a while 'cause he was such a
stand-up guy, especially...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Sep 2012 21:23:21
Updated by marco on 27. Sep 2012 21:36:36
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Olivia Wilde was on the Daily Show recently ("full episode"
<http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-september-26-2012-olivia-wilde>)
to promote a film. Jon Stewart was not only bedazzled by her, but also by her
having had Christopher Hitchens as a babysitter when she was much younger. They
lauded good ol' Hitch for a while 'cause he was such a stand-up guy, especially
for someone who was a raging alcoholic (their words). When Jon asked her how her
family had gotten Hitch as a babysitter, she responded that her family was part
of a wonderful group of journalists that all worked together at one point but
that they were "unfortunately all dying out". She was clearly thinking of
Hitchens, who'd recently died of cancer but may also have been referring to
Alexander Cockburn, her uncle, who was also a heralded writer and who'd also
recently died of cancer.

[image]They went on to discuss a recent trip she'd taken to Africa in the
company of Nicholas Kristof, of the New York Times. Kristof is well-known as a
hack and a shill for the elite and those in power. That he recently started
paying attention to the plight in Africa and is lauding micro-financing as the
way forward, out of poverty -- there's probably a catch where it will benefit
his usual clientèle, but I won't hazard a guess as to what that might be. This
recent zag toward something potentially useful to the hoi polloi in no way
redeems the decades he spent zigging in the other direction, spewing one
power-kowtowing column after another -- in what he doubtless considered to be a
form of journalism -- into the miasma that is the modern American media.

[image]Now, here's the thing. Hitchens gets not only mentioned but posthumously
lauded on the Daily Show. This despite having spent his last decade essentially
cheer-leading for the neo-conservatives and the Bush administration in every
foreign clusterfuck they saw fit to stumble America into in the name of
eradicating what Hitchens considered a scourge on the Western way of life,
Islam. The only reason people -- perhaps Jon Stewart included -- even know of
Hitchens is that, once he'd made his turn toward a political sun that gelled
with America's tastes, he was invited onto talk shows and news channels to share
his erudite opinions in his unquestionably loquacious and vocabularily lush
manner. Americans are kind of a sucker for the British accent, even now.

At the time to which Ms. Wilde referred to Hitchens as having been a member of a
group of journalists, he was a leftist -- a Trotskyist -- with dashes of Marxist
and anarcho-syndicalism thrown in for good measure. They all were and they
fought the good fight for the little guy. He used to write for the Nation (still
the preëminent leftist magazine in the States), as did Alexander Cockburn.  Her
father, Andrew Cockburn, is a regular contributer to "CounterPunch"
<http://www.counterpunch.org/>, an amazing source of independent -- and...wait
for it...left-leaning -- journalism. Her other uncle, Patrick Cockburn, is also
a regular contributor and is one of the best sources of balanced and untainted
news about the Middle East available anywhere (perhaps equaled by Nir Rosen or
Robert Fisk). She didn't mention any of these people, even though they are all
much better people than the self-serving drunk, Hitchens. [1]

[image]Alexander Cockburn's roots are in Ireland and he'd been living in America
for 40 years when he died. He never, ever kowtowed and he never compromised his
principles and he was always open to rational argument. This isn't to say that
his shit didn't stink -- some of his views took some nuance and squinting to see
where he was not exactly supporting them but supporting their potential
rationality -- but he believed in science and fact and didn't buy into the "us
vs. them" mentality that gets so many in the end.

He gave amazing interviews and was a nearly peerless writer and would have been
an amazing guest on the Daily Show -- he had a lovely rhythm to his diction and
was easily as erudite as Hitchens (see the links below). Alas, Stewart is a
great guy and seems to have his head on straight, but he's still an American and
his show is still run by an American company, which means no out-and-out
leftists (although Cockburn claimed that his views had more than a bit of
libertarianism thrown in). In fact, leftists can't be mentioned by name at all.
Hitchens and Kristof could be mentioned -- and lauded as wonderful chaps --
because they know how to align their opinions with the American mainstream. Buck
the trend and even your own niece won't mention your name on TV.

If you'd like to hear Alexander Cockburn at the top of his game, then you can
listen to a "Tribute to Alexander Cockburn"
<http://thisishell.net/shows/a-tribute-to-alexander-cockburn-this-saturday/>.
This is Hell! is a four-hour radio show that airs on Saturday mornings from the
campus of Northwestern University, run by the venerable Chuck Mertz.

[image]There's another "archival show"
<http://thisishell.net/shows/this-is-hell-archives-saturday/#.UGSfFDBNWR0> where
you can find interviews with the clearly self-enamored Christopher Hitchens (a
relatively regular visitor to the show) to which you can compare, if you'd like.
That show also features a great interview with Greg Palast, who's an American
journalist but is blackballed because of his relentless efforts to shed light on
the corrupt elections process in the States. He's not doing too badly, though:
BBC NewsNight has had him on staff for years now -- at least they can still
recognize good journalism.

So there you go, Hitchens and Kristof are acceptable because they're right-wing
enough for the American media and don't make anyone uncomfortable. Greg Palast
is working in England because no major U.S. news organization will hire him.
Alexander Cockburn is persona non grata because he never compromised and never
went over to the dark side, fighting for truth to the bitter end. Ironically,
his bitter end came in Germany, where he'd gone for his final cancer treatment
-- a final implicit ding on the state of things in America, perhaps, a shot over
the bow of the American health-care system.

Another American, Noam Chomsky, arguably the leading American moralist/political
analyst for decades has been on This is Hell! many times but is utterly ignored
by the mainstream media.

Perhaps Cockburn himself summed it up best when he responded to Chuck Mertz's
apologies about not having had him on in a while [2]:

"I know, I know, I know, I hear these things ... it saddens me, but what do I
care? Man is a fallen creature."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] It's not that I didn't like some of Hitchens's work, but he went so far off
    the rails in his last decade that it became harder and harder to excuse him
    of it just for the pleasure of reading what was often entertaining and
    well-written prose.


[1] It's at the 156:00-minute mark in the interview linked above and is
    delivered so wonderfully off-the-cuff and in his smoothed-over Irish brogue.
    He will be missed by some at least.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Does the NY Times even have editors anymore?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2611</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2611"/>
    <updated>2012-01-28T13:02:02+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[So it's another dreary Saturday (weather-wise) and I'm trying to make my
way through this article, "List of Pardons Included Many Tied to Power"
by Campbell Robertson
<http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/28/us/many-pardon-applicants-stressed-connection-to-mississippi-governor.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all>.

It tells of a traffic accident:

"Scotty Plunk, the driver of the truck, was killed. The driver of the
Toyota, 19-year-old Joel Vann, had been drinking so"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 28. Jan 2012 13:02:02
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So it's another dreary Saturday (weather-wise) and I'm trying to make my way
through this article, "List of Pardons Included Many Tied to Power" by Campbell
Robertson
<http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/28/us/many-pardon-applicants-stressed-connection-to-mississippi-governor.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all>.

It tells of a traffic accident:

"Scotty Plunk, the driver of the truck, was killed. The driver of the Toyota,
19-year-old Joel Vann, had been drinking so much that he did not remember the
accident."

Plunk killed by teenage drunk driver, Vann. The story is about why Haley Barbour
-- notoriously corrupt governor of Mississippi -- pardoned him.

"It is unclear what persuaded the governor to pardon Mr. Vann; his clemency
application contains glowing references and a case study."

The two parts of this sentence directly contradict each other. I'm almost
certain the author meant to write "It is clear". That's a pretty major slip-up
so early in the article (the part that even the worst editor will actually
read). The next couple of sentences are even more mysterious. The letter
applying for clemency came from Vann's father and "traced [young] Vann’s path
from rehabilitation through college, marriage and fatherhood". That seems like a
lot of living to pack in to 19 years. Either the guy's age was given incorrectly
at the beginning of the article or Vann did all of that either while pending
trial or while in jail.

The article settles down after that and is quite an interesting read about the
pardons made by Haley Barbour on his way out the door: "he issued 10 times as
many as his four predecessors combined". The people released were both
overwhelmingly white and overwhelmingly well-connected. "Many of the
applications contain the type of recommendations that a poor person could be
hard-pressed to collect: character references from state legislators or local
elected officials." One guy -- "serving 33 years in prison for growing eight
pounds of marijuana" -- spent $1000 he barely had to apply for a pardon and
never heard back.

The basic problem is that the law even allows such a sweeping override of the
judgments of courts by an official. The problem with executive override also
exists at a federal level. "Grants of clemency are solely at the governor’s
discretion, and he is not obligated to give his reasoning." Not only does the
governor (or president) have final say, there is no way to prove corruption
because he or she has power of fiat.


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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[How Dead Would this Guy Be in New York?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2515</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2515"/>
    <updated>2011-03-27T19:42:15+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The photo below is from the "first week of the revolution in Tunisia" by
Fred Dufour/AFP/Getty Images
<http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/01/an_uprising_in_tunisia.html>
and shows a protester taking aim at the police with a baguette [1].

[image]

I just couldn't help thinking that the cops were surprisingly nonchalant
considering the guy pretending his bread is a gun is part of a
revolution. Would anyone...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Mar 2011 19:42:15
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The photo below is from the "first week of the revolution in Tunisia" by Fred
Dufour/AFP/Getty Images
<http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/01/an_uprising_in_tunisia.html> and shows
a protester taking aim at the police with a baguette [1].

[image]

I just couldn't help thinking that the cops were surprisingly nonchalant
considering the guy pretending his bread is a gun is part of a revolution. Would
anyone like to hazard a guess as to what would have happened to this guy had he
tried something like this in a real hot zone, like New York City? Amadou
Diallo's family, perhaps?

[1] The original article captioned the image as "A Tunisian demonstrator holds
    his breadstick like a weapon in front of riot police during a protest
    against the country's new government in Tunis on January 18, 2011." Methinks
    baguette is more fitting.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The United Kingdom, Great Britain and England Explained]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2512</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2512"/>
    <updated>2011-03-27T18:00:31+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    </author>
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    <![CDATA[The video below [1] explains the difference between the various
political and geographical entities that are still or have historically
been associated with England. Below the video is a summary with links
and a screenshot of the final graphic, which is a nice Venn diagram of
all of the various...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Mar 2011 18:00:31
Updated by marco on 13. Feb 2017 07:24:34
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The video below [1] explains the difference between the various political and
geographical entities that are still or have historically been associated with
England. Below the video is a summary with links and a screenshot of the final
graphic, which is a nice Venn diagram of all of the various entities. 

[media]

  * The United Kingdom is a political entity that comprises England, Wales,
    Northern Ireland and Scotland.
  * Great Britain is a geographical entity and is the largest of the British
    Isles and is a subset of the United Kingdom that does not include Northern
    Ireland.
  * The island of Ireland comprises Northern Ireland and The Republic of
    Ireland.
  * The "Commonwealth Realm" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_Realm>
    comprises Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica and other islands (watch
    the video or hit the link above for a full list).
  * The "Crown Dependencies" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Dependencies>
    include Guernsey, Jersey and Isle of Man.
  * And, finally, the "British Overseas Territories"
    <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Overseas_Territories> (also known as
    the former Crown Colonies) include Bermuda, the Cayman Islands and the
    Falkland Islands as well as many more.

[image]

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[1] Hat-tip to Kath, who found it on "Video of the Day" by Mike Barish
    <http://www.gadling.com/2011/02/07/video-of-the-day-the-difference-between-the-united-kingdom-gre/>
    (Video of the Day: The Difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain
    and England).

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Ordering Train Tickets]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2509</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2509"/>
    <updated>2011-03-21T23:03:38+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Imagine, if you will, that you would like to take a trip from Zürich
(to pick an arbitrary starting point) to Copenhagen (to pick an equally
random destination).

Imagine further, if you will further indulge, that you would like to
take the train in order to see Germany along the way instead of...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Mar 2011 23:03:38
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Imagine, if you will, that you would like to take a trip from Zürich (to pick
an arbitrary starting point) to Copenhagen (to pick an equally random
destination).

Imagine further, if you will further indulge, that you would like to take the
train in order to see Germany along the way instead of flying over everything.
Imagine that you have a vague notion of nobility in doing so because of the
ghastly wastefulness of flying, as far as carbon footprint goes.

You will be surprised -- and not just once -- when you embark on this adventure.

Your first surprise will be to discover just how bloody expensive train travel
is, as compared to the seemingly much more costly air travel. Two plane tickets
round-trip Zürich--Copenhagen cost about CHF425.--, give or take a Franc or
two. Two train tickets round-trip Zürich--Copenhagen cost twice as much.

That it also takes 5 times as long to go by train as to go by plane is entirely
expected and will therefore not count as a surprise unless you're just silly.

Let us continue. It gets worse.

Obviously with such a long journey, you'll want to reserve seats. On the first,
longest leg of the trip (Zürich/Hamburg) all window seats were already
reserved. Every last one. I will let you guess as to the seating accommodations
on the plane. However, the train that leaves from Zürich at 06:00 has open
seats, but is wildly inconvenient to catch (it involves a 30-minute walk to a
local train station at 04:45 in order to catch the earliest train).

We are now a good two hours into comparison price-shopping. This primarily takes
so long because there is no central dealer like Kayak or CheapTickets or Orbitz
in the train world (that we were able to find, mind you ... perhaps we're just a
bit too silly for the Internet).

We have decided not to care. We are ignoring the siren song of the airplane and
want to travel by train, dammit. We want to see Germany, dammit. We want to stop
in Hamburg on the way there and Frankfurt on the way back, dammit. We thought
this would be a good deal easier and rewarding.

Let's just bite the bullet and buy tickets. The first leg will be purchased at
the SBB -- the Swiss national train system web site.

Tickets are selected.

Reservations are selected.

Credit-card information is entered.

Hold on now.

Something seems a bit fishy.

Can you spot the problem in the screenshot below?

[SBB Store is NOT encrypted in Opera]

For some reason, the SBB is willing to sell us tickets through a storefront that
is completely and entirely unecrypted. That we are using the Opera web browser
does not enter into it; if the SBB doesn't support Opera, then they should
NOT...EVER offer to collect credit-card information over an unencrypted
connection.

Fine. Let's check with another browser and start the purchase all over again.
Let's take the most popular browser on the Mac -- Safari.

[SBB has an invalid certificate in Safari]

Wow. The SBB is serving up an invalid certificate. Opera probably refused to
even chat with that server and was shunted off to the non-secure site. Safari
opens the connection but cannot verify the certificate. I've seen expired
certificates before and it's unprofessional, but I've never seen an unverifiable
certificate on such a huge site.

No wonder everyone flies.

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Update: the site seems to be encrypted again in both Opera and Safari, so
perhaps they were just performing an upgrade. Hat tip for a seamless web-site
upgrade, though.

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    <![CDATA[Plastic comments]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2485</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2485"/>
    <updated>2011-02-09T22:46:12+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The venerable "Plastic.com" <http://plastic.com> is closing its doors
for good this weekend. I've been a member for about a decade and
contributed sporadically throughout. I saved my comments from the site
before it goes dark and included them below. The context is often not
there, but it's an interesting compendium of...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Feb 2011 22:46:12
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The venerable "Plastic.com" <http://plastic.com> is closing its doors for good
this weekend. I've been a member for about a decade and contributed sporadically
throughout. I saved my comments from the site before it goes dark and included
them below. The context is often not there, but it's an interesting compendium
of issues from the last decade. 

My stats were as follows:

  * name: dur
  * member since: Tue 23 Oct 2001
  * karma: 8 (astute scholarly underrated succinct)
  * favorite words: countries(16), already(10), country(10), issues(10),
    though(9), world(9), quite(8), democratic(8), without(8), government(7)

It wouldn't be the first time that the CIA has arranged for fake weapons
shipments to be 'intercepted' by the US. The announcement of the interception
follows, everyone swallows the story, no one believes the denials, and the US
has political leverage that makes its ally look better and it's ally's enemy
look untrustworthy. All without overt involvement. By the time the CIA admits
that it was, in fact, behind the shipment, usually at least a decade later, it's
far too late to matter.

[...]

Modded down to irrelevant already. This isn't conspriracy theory stuff. This is
the level of skepticism that's required in order to process news today. The fact
is that the CIA was and might still be the largest media force in the world. The
fact is that the public record, either through released documents, Congressional
hearings, etc., shows that the CIA has faked events dozens of times in the past,
whether in the Middle East, South or Central America, or Southeast Asia. If you
think there is no chance that the CIA is involved again, then you aren't being
objective.

I'm glad I searched for the book title before pounding out pretty much the same
comment as above. I just wanted to add that in The Light of Other Days, it's not
a technology that stores the information, and it's not human-made technology
that records it. Privacy is gone because technology was discovered that can open
a wormhole anywhere and anywhen (in the past), through which it is possible to
capture radiation, and thus, light and (through some manipulation) sound. The
universe itself serves as recorder and database in this case, so since the
universe is reality, you at least didn't have to address the data falsification
issues. 

Come to think of it though, once you have such a database, one that seems
infallible, it becomes easier to claim that a certain video is from a wormhole
feed and base its veracity on that of the wormhole cam's.

Just because the sentences are run-on and punctuation and spelling could be
better doesn't mean it's incoherent. 

Try reading it again: 

"Is it not true that many of the products that americans buy (even for petty
materialistic purposes) cause a direct, and negative effect on these third world
countries that lash out at us? Are the problems in Iraq also influenced by
America? We get oil from parts of the world everyday that are in a state of
complete and utter poverty/turmoil, yet none of our personal profits went to
helping these countries become a place where such freedom is enjoyed as America.
Would that not be a good business move?" 

This is relatively straight-forward; not very eloquent, but a good, basic
description of the problem. 

Certainly not incoherent. 

Is this meta-meta modding?

[...]

Naming a whole bunch of democracies with which the U.S. has close relations
and/or treaties says absolutely nothing about their preferred government. It
says more about the limits of their power to influence some countries. If the
country is already relatively well-established, the price of overthrow and
dictator-installation far outweighs the potential benefits. 

However, you should read more about immediate post world-war history in several
of the countries you've mentioned. In particular, Italy and Greece (though you
didn't mention that one) were heavily influenced by the U.S. with bought
elections in order to ensure more right-leaning (and fascist) governments.

Amen. 

I too find it interesting to read that most comments are willing to accept the
Bush Administration's rationale; letting them lay the ground rules. As you
already said: Saddam in known to have chemical weapons. He hasn't used them
since he left his alliance with the US. After ten years of sanctions, he can
only be weaker than he was immediately after the last Gulf War, when he was
allowed to remain in power. 

Simply because weapons were found doesn't make me any more willing to accept
that war is the only answer. #44's comment (and others) almost sound relieved
that they no longer have to think about it and can now just flow along on the
inevitable tide of war, freed of of all moral obligations. Attacking Iraq is
wrong. Just because Bush said that he would only attack Iraq if weapons were
found (a lie, of course, they're going no matter what) doesn't mean that he's
"right" now to go to war. That's his logic (if it can be called that): not mine.


By the way, let this story simmer for a bit; perhaps it too will disappear, like
those Al Qaida fugitives loose in the States.

First of all, the fact that you got 'concrete' solutions out of that speech is
nothing short of remarkable. I do agree that it would be difficult to offer
solutions in an hour on the more than a dozen issues Bush raised. 

It's a perfectly legitimate question to ask how much was Bush lying...or rather,
how much was he just saying stuff to try to boost his ratings. AIDS in Africa,
hydrogen cars, the environment, reducing prison population...not exactly issues
he's ever raised before except to note how they will never happen. 

Why should we believe him now? 

And when the hell did environmental, alternate fuel or foreign aid legislation
become difficult to pass because of Democrats?

That's actually interesting about the French and Russian contracts for oil with
Iraq. However, why should they be afraid of their oil contracts in the case of
regime change? The new regime would be just as bound to the contracts incurred
by the old one, no? It happens all the time in third world nations -- their
crushing debts aren't absolved because they get a new leader or government. 

So why are the Russians and French worried? Because if the US orchestrates the
regime change, you can bet your ass the new regime won't honor the old regime's
contracts and all of the oil will start to flow cheaply to the US instead. 

I believe that's quite a legitimate concern on the part of the Russians and the
French. So, yes, they are self-interested, but you're not quite explicit enough
about why they're afraid. 

They're afraid the US will cheat them out of their contracts once the dust
settles.

I found a reference in a NY Times article (registration required): 

"On Target and Off in 2002 (page 3)" by Colin McGinn, professor of philosophy,
Rutgers University
<http://www.nytimes.com/2002/12/28/arts/28INTR.html?pagewanted=3> 

"My favorite polling result of the 2000 election was a Time magazine survey that
revealed that 19 percent of Americans believe that they have incomes in the top
1 percent, and a further 20 percent believe they will someday. A large majority
of us regard ourselves as pretty far above average."

Be observant on what Bush is offering here. Just because he's backing off on his
insanely strict no-abortion policy doesn't mean he's being reasonable now. The
administration is still not supporting abortion, and isn't really even
tolerating it. You see how elated he's managed to make some people on Capitol
hill feel?

"It certainly is a welcome change from their position on family planning funds."

He hasn't done anything but instill a draconian policy for two years, then
release it just a touch to almost the same level it was before he showed up, and
then in only certain countries in which he's trying to curry favor, and all of a
sudden he's a compromising hero. You've still got less than you started with. 

Just because he stopped kicking you in the ass doesn't mean you should thank him
for punching you in the face.


"the fact that Saddam, by some counts, is blamed for a million deaths"

The war is expected to cause between 500,000 and 1,000,000 deaths. That's as if
you broke your leg and the doctor cuts it off to fix it. Removing Saddam is
good. The solution is bad.

"...freeing oppressed peoples from violent tyrants"

The problem is that people are starting to believe this. It is good to remove
Saddam. He's a monster. People want to believe so badly that Iraq will magically
have a democracy after he is gone that they forget the track record of the
'liberators'. 

Brutal dictators supported? Dozens. 
Democracies installed? Zero. 
Countries liberated by the US that were better off afterwards? Zero. 

If there were a doctor in town who'd killed every patient he'd every treated,
would you be excited to see him by your bedside?

"By whom?"

It comes from the UN. 

I like the use of etc. after France and Germany. It implies that there are more
countries on that list. And if you reply, please don't list Grenada and Kuwait
or other similar shining examples of US intervention, like the last post.
Afghanistan also doesn't go on that list because if you were still following
actual events there, you'd have to know that they aren't liberated....and there
are no mechanisms in place to get liberated either...and the US isn't putting
anything into helping them liberate either. (Bush administration budget for
Afghanistan? $0.) 

I'm not even saying they should. I'm pointing out that the US has a horrible
track record on actually liberating countries. Even the countries liberated from
fascism in WWII were carefully controlled to create the right forms of
government (certainly not the socialist ones they tended toward in a hasty
retreat from fascism). Controlling which governments a country gets to have is
not a liberation or an installation of democracy. 

Did you even read your own post? You plead with the collected, illogical posters
on Plastic to consider other arguments, then imply you'd like to see me killed
in the last sentence. Only to rescue it with an inane J/K. Bravo.

Do you have any idea of the US role in the examples you've cited? The US was a
huge supporter of Indonesia's invasion of East Timor, indeed providing most of
the weaponry for it, while the Cuban Missile Crisis was almost entirely a US
creation. The inneffectiveness of peace deals in the Middle East could be
directly related to the US' overwhelming support for Israel (to the tune of $3
Billion per year, give or take). 

If you check the voting record of the UN, I think you'll find that the
ineffectiveness of the UN is largely due to the US' power within as a member of
the security council. Many issues which you would expect an upstanding, moral
country to support have a single 'no' vote from the US blocking them (though
often Israel is the sole accompaniment).

Silicone in your ass, your breasts, your calves, your testes, and anywhere else
is OK. 

Botox in your forehead? Go right ahead. 

Sun-worshipping? Sure. 

Suck liters of fat out of your body with a vacuum cleaner? Thin is in. 

Slice your tongue in half? Nope. 

What's the difference? The first have the weight of industry and economy behind
them, whereas tongue-splitting is only done by poor folks; and it's such a
bizarre modification, it's unlikely to draw too many adherents. Thus, instead of
starting a craze, we get a law. 

It's quite obvious that corporations pull much more weight than citizens.

Another reason Nader wasn't allowed to debate is that the debate was not a
publicly-sponsored presidential debate in the way that we assume it to be. It
was an event organized by the Democratic and Republican parties; each wanted the
debate because they thought they could steal votes from the other. They don't
have to let anybody else debate if they don't want to. 

We don't have publicly-sponsored debates in the States — that would be far
less manageable and controllable and is therefore not done. What we are allowed
to see of presidential candidates is carefully controlled and distributed —
Nader wouldn't have filled that bill at all, especially with his anti-corporate
agenda, which is so very bad for both sponsors (in which the media are
interested) and campaign coffers (which the parties are extremely interested in
filling).

"When it stops being about issues and starts being about personal hatred, I turn
off the TV."

Being unbiased does not mean liking everyone equally not matter what. Just
because the Daily Show ridicules the Right more does make the show about
'personal hatred'. That's the same logic that people use when they call anyone
against Israel's policies an anti-Semite. If one group is doing more stupid
things that hurt more people than another, it's the news' job to report it.
Despite Stewart's claims that the Daily Show is a fake news show, it's probably
the most informative one the US has got. 

I think the Daily Show does a great job of presenting issues you don't see every
day. An issue may be wrapped in silliness, ridicule and humor, but the fact that
it was chosen as a topic for the show is important. That show presents a side of
issues we rarely see on American TV. 

Jon Stewart's 'Waaaaa???' is his way of training Americans to approach all news
with the same attitude. When CNN talks about the Democratic debate, they blather
on and on about Gore's endorsement of Dean. 

The Daily Show steps back and shows us how far from actual issues that is. It
shows how your standard newscast, liberal though it may be, is still nicely
herded into covering the wrong issues or covering them in a placid,
uninterested, unquestioning way. 

So maybe the next some blithe newscaster is showing footage of Iraqis packing a
truck with all of their belongings and he/she notes that 'they're all smiling',
maybe you'll think to yourself: 'waaaa???'.

Some clarifications about what Democrat should mean are necessary here, no? 

The 'Democrats' mentioned as having a problem with Dean are Lieberman and Kerry,
both also pure political machines without a single unpolled opinion. Both also
quite conservative Democrats — Republicans running as Democrats (watch the
debates, read their platforms, not very left-leaning, are they?) 

I lump Dean in with them for the most part because his platform and debating
suffers the same flaws — he seems to say what he needs to in order to swing
polls. 

I'm happy to hear that the Democratic front-runner has voiced a reasoned opinion
about the capture of Saddam, though I fear he's doing it not because he believes
it, but because he wants to distance himself from the hoe-down going on in the
White House. I mean, he's right, catching Saddam wasn't worth the war, but that
he's the anti-war candidate? He's switched opinions several times in the last
year. Kucinich and Sharpton are the anti-war candidates. They may not have a
chance in hell, but let's be clear. 

The puerile responses from Lieberman and Kerry shouldn't even be noted: it shows
them for the shallow creatures that they are. They are happy to sweep away all
the evil the war has brought (and will bring), not because a dictator has been
removed (that's good, but what is he replaced with...is it better? Are less
Iraqis dying? Are more fed? Watered? Provided with electricity? Jobs?) but
because they see political advantage. 

Dean is right, but he's doing it because he sees political advantage. If
Kucinich says it, its because he really believes it and doesn't care about the
polls. Dean only says it (even if he believes it) when the polls jibe.

"Using Occam's Razor, the simplest reason for why he appeared to be hiding
something is that he had something to hide."

I don't buy it. Imagine you're parked somewhere, haven't done a thing wrong,
just waiting for your spouse to come back out of the Kwik-e-mart and two cops
stroll up to you, guns not at the ready, but the little leather snap is undone. 

The cop says you've got drugs in your car and to 'fess up. You, of course have
done nothing wrong, right? If you then refuse to let him search your person or
your vehicle, you've got something to hide, right? You're not just standing by
your right not to be searched without just cause? Of course not, the fact that
you didn't jump out of the car and strip means you're guilty. Occam's Razor. 

Let's suppose further you notice that one of the cops is the same guy that
already beat the living shit out of you once for stealing a candy bar from the
Kwik-e-Mart...I'm betting your reluctance to cooperate is a little higher, no?
I'm betting you might just tell him to fuck off, just because you can, wouldn't
you? 

He's in deep shit if he beats you down again, when you've done nothing wrong. 

Or he should be.

By the time the primaries have concluded, the Democratic party will have shaken
itself loose from every last progressive or populist idea any of its candidates
may have had. 

The Democrats will simply come up with a 'not Bush'. The current front-runner
agrees (albeit reluctantly, to maintain the proper image) with Bush on most
major issues, including the war in Iraq (sure he disagrees now, but his vote was
cast for it ... spineless), the Patriot Act (we didn't know what we were doing
...) and the economy (tax cuts rock ...). 

So, if, by some miracle, the Rove slime machine doesn't work, and people vote in
a Democratic version of Bush, who's a bit warmer and a bit fuzzier, what's the
gain? 

I know, I know, people just to love to have voted for the winner — principles
and issues be damned. What exactly is a wasted vote?

"What most parents are trying to get through homeschooling is not a better
education but one that more closely fits their own ideology, even to the point
of downright denial of facts and the censorship of ideas. For the sake of their
ideology they exclude knowledge, which is a harm to the child."

That's true, but if you take a look at public education in America today, say in
the history or social studies areas, I think that "downright denial of facts ...
censorship of ideas" applies there as well. 

Is it worse to indoctrinate your child with your own world view ... or to let
your child be indoctrinated with a government-sanctioned worldview intended to
create worker drones/consumers that will perpetuate the existing system of power
without question? 

The world view you pick up in American school is only coincident with reality in
the sense that it creates and maintains a reality our society needs in order to
continue. (anybody else here take High School economics or history in the 80s?
Anybody else discover there's not a whole lot of overlap with reality?) Without
sufficient indoctrination, the whole system would fall on its face, as 99% of
the people wake up and find that they, in fact, are getting screwed. 

How can a parent screw it up worse that that?

US Historians are so adorable...when they talk about world history. here's the
example cited at the end of the article, by Kiesling:

"It was ugly when the Germans did it, and it didn't (I admit) prevent civil war
in Greece after they left. Fortunately, outside encouragement of Iraqi civil war
is more limited than it was in Greece in 1946."

I really like the part about "outside encouragement" ... I'll give you three
guesses which country was doing all of the encouraging ... and the first two
don't count. 

After the end of WWII, Greece, naturally, was quite anxious to purge itself of
fascist, and especially Nazi, influence. They were poised to elect an
overwhelmingly socialist government with accompanying social reforms.
Unfortunately for them, it would have decreased their viability as a US export
market, so ... in a now-familiar pattern, we (the US) dumped tens of millions of
dollars into their political system in supporting the Nazi-sympathizers the
Greeks were so anxious to get out of power. The 'civil war' (as it's called here
in the US) was the majority of the people who no longer wanted a fascist
government reasserting themselves and finally ousting the government we
implanted for them. 

The reason it's not an exact historic parallel is that we are playing the role
of the Germans now ... and it's unlikely that anyone is going to come to our
rescue in the way the US helped out German-sympathizers in 1946.

...and, on a completely unrelated note, recent studies show that the ignorant
are, on average, 50% more blissful.

Kudos and well put. That's one of the most shocking things to confront you when
you start to discuss ideas of expression with Europeans if you've grown up in
America. You'll be all American and say that you have the right to say whatever
you please (even though we Americans exercise it less and less), whereas the
European will tell you that the local laws disagree. There are things you cannot
say. Art Bell would be in jail by now instead of an underground radio legend. 

There are many people in Europe who applaud the clampdown on the extreme right
because its major proponents are racist shitheads. It doesn't make their laws
right. Bad, insidious ideas should be fought with good (or other) insidious
ideas, not with state power. 

People are such sheep when it comes to these things--they'll just piss and moan
when it all snaps right back in their face when they're forced to shut the hell
up when the WEF comes to town — because at some point it's going to be illegal
to speak out against the religion of capitalism too.

1) It's relatively clear what the agenda is when all of the answers default to
the worst possible choice — way to bump the numbers for people who would have
chosen "don't know". 

(2) Switzerland's average is 4.1 hectares. My footprint was 4.9. I answered
truthfully and I know that my footprint is smaller than most other people around
me. I can only conclude that all other Swiss are disgusting liars. 

(3) I hope Americans get their car questions in MPG, otherwise the numbers could
get quite interesting if they're asked about liters/100km. 

(4) Nice to see almost 2 hectares for goods and services even though I said I
almost never use packaged food. Shelter gets 1 hectare even though I live in an
efficient apartment building. 

Nice quiz, morons. Earth Day knows about as much about winning people to their
cause as PETA.

Replies to your post by the participants: 

Rush: "Put me in the same group as Moore? You're a communist and a liar! And who
the fuck is this Chomsky guy? Sounds like another communist." 

Moore: "I'm just like Chomsky!" 

Chomsky: (wry grin)

Tell your mom-in-law that Yeltsin was a piker. Bush is the real deal. He is
"merely an idiot" in the same way that the ocean is merely wet. Bush is also a
recovering alcoholic, has physically destroyed not one, but two, countries, and
is putting the finishing touches on his own, all signs indicating that he'll
wrap that up well before the Jan. '09 deadline.

Afghanistan* has seen quite a bit of bombing over the last 5.5 years, with its
fair share of US cluster bombs adding to the already staggering total of land
mines just laying around there. Just because we think their country is
essentially worthless doesn't change the fact that we destroyed it. And the fact
that it was already partially blown up has no bearing on our responsibility for
finishing the job. 

Although I'm sure there are lot of folks out there perfectly willing to forgive
the second person to punch them in the face ... no harm done, the nose was
already broken and the jaw already dislocated. No worries. 

*If you like, you can follow a tortuous chain of logic in which the Lebanese lay
the Israeli destruction of their infrastructure last summer at America's feet
because of our unwavering military support to the tune of $3Billion+ per year.
However, since that's been the case for the last 50 years, it would be unfair to
lay it at Bush's feet.

"I mean, damn, we found mines from the 1980s there while we were trying to build
roads. They don't come much more pre-broken than Afghanistan."

You're right about the land mines (which I mentioned as well) ... so, the
destruction of Afghanistan also cannot be laid at Bush's feet, as that too was
started before his time (much more a Carter/Reagan thing). A lot of those land
mines are ours though ... just from last century's war there. 

I agree with you ... it's a damned shame. Afghanistan is like Africa in that it
would take such a minor fraction of our war budget to really get them well on
their way. Instead we give them more bombs. 

Ok. Retracted to the destruction of one (1) country that Bush destroyed on his
own. Any other destruction was purely business as usual. Even for Iraq, one
could argue that Clinton's sanctions were so deadly that they'd already started
destroying the country, but Bush has increased the scale of destruction so
breathtakingly that I'll happily give him all the credit.

First of all, there is no requirement that one be perfect, or even good, at some
task in order to provide constructive criticism of someone else's performance at
the same task. It might make them a hypocrite, but it doesn't necessarily make
them wrong. The US does have problems with its democracy and so, apparently, do
the Europeans. I will not attempt to rank them, as that's not really salient to
the argument. 

That said, I think the phrase "subvert[ing] democracy" is a bit strong, as the
US also purports to have a democracy and it doesn't let its people vote on
constitutional changes either. The US elects representatives and they take care
of things until the next election cycle. So, let's leave the bar for declaring a
country or conglameration of countries as democratic as being that the
representatives of the people are elected in a fair and democratic way. 

The laws of all of the other EU countries allow constitutional changes without a
referendum; Ireland does not. It's arguable that the representatives of the
other countries are not being very "representative" when they vote "yes" to a
constitution that polls very low among their constituents, but that does not
make those countries any less democratic in any official or legal sense. 

It's also arguable that countries, like Ireland or Switzerland, that require
ratification of constitutional amendments, are more likely to express the will
of the people. Switzerland, in fact, has the kind of relationship with the EU
that it seems many of the smaller members of the EU would like to have. It's
interesting to see a push in that direction from some EU member nations.

"but you can't let somebody come into this country, rape a seven year old kid,
and let him go free simply because he chose to move somewhere that he couldn't
communicate with anybody."

He did, however, move to America, where people are still innocent until proven
guilty. Just because the write-up made the case sound cut and dried and beyond
question don't make it necessarily so. 

"Maybe he can go to a store and buy things, and maybe order food at McDonald's,
but does he have a job to earn some money? Does he own a car? If so, how did he
register it? Does he have health insurance? If so, how did he set it up?"

A tremendous number of people get by in America (and as immigrants in any number
of countries) without understanding a lot of the native language. Communicating
in hand signals, while OK for the grocery store, is not an acceptable way of
convicting someone of child abuse and/or statutory rape. This is just the kind
of one in a million case that raises hackles, but is a natural consequence of a
fair system in a country of over 300 million people. Americans can be proud that
their courts did not bend the rules or devolve to farce.

This is clearly the work of "Les Assassins des Fauteuils Roulants".

First of all, there is no requirement that one be perfect, or even good, at some
task in order to provide constructive criticism of someone else's performance at
the same task. It might make them a hypocrite, but it doesn't necessarily make
them wrong. The US does have problems with its democracy and so, apparently, do
the Europeans. I will not attempt to rank them, as that's not really salient to
the argument. 

That said, I think the phrase "subvert[ing] democracy" is a bit strong, as the
US also purports to have a democracy and it doesn't let its people vote on
constitutional changes either. The US elects representatives and they take care
of things until the next election cycle. So, let's leave the bar for declaring a
country or conglameration of countries as democratic as being that the
representatives of the people are elected in a fair and democratic way. 

The laws of all of the other EU countries allow constitutional changes without a
referendum; Ireland does not. It's arguable that the representatives of the
other countries are not being very "representative" when they vote "yes" to a
constitution that polls very low among their constituents, but that does not
make those countries any less democratic in any official or legal sense. 

It's also arguable that countries, like Ireland or Switzerland, that require
ratification of constitutional amendments, are more likely to express the will
of the people. Switzerland, in fact, has the kind of relationship with the EU
that it seems many of the smaller members of the EU would like to have. It's
interesting to see a push in that direction from some EU member nations.

"I expect the media will be hostile to Palin from the get go and an early gaffe
will destroy her."

A media that has happily echoed McCain's justifiable criticisms of Obama's lack
of experience would be quite hypocritical not to notice the same of McCain's
choice of VP. 

That said, I don't expect the media to be uniformly critical; as mentioned in a
post upstream (and cited on the Daily Show as coming from "Fox & Friends"),
she's been touted as having scads of foreign-policy experience for being
governor of a state bordering the Siberian wastelands of Russia. I expect more
of the same "glass is half-full" interpretation from the mainstream media.

I haven't read the book and I'm not sure Taibbi has either, but his post about
"Sarah Palin, WWE Star"
<http://trueslant.com/matttaibbi/2009/11/20/sarah-palin-wwe-star/> is pretty
insightful. Quoting from the post: 

"Sarah Palin's battlefield, on the other hand, is whatever is happening five
feet in front of her face. She is building a political career around the little
interpersonal wars in the immediate airspace surrounding her sawdust-filled
head. And in the process she connects with pissed-off, frightened, put-upon
America on a plane that's far more elemental than the mega-ditto schtick. [...]
Sarah Palin is on an endless crusade against assholes. It's all she thinks
about. She doesn't really have any political ideas, in the classic sense of the
word."

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Askers vs. Guessers]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2400</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2400"/>
    <updated>2010-06-10T22:22:09+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[From the article "This column will change your life" by Oliver Burkeman
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/may/08/change-life-asker-guesser>:

"[...] when an Asker meets a Guesser, unpleasantness results. An Asker
won't think it's rude to request two weeks in your spare room, but a
Guess culture person will hear it as presumptuous and resent the agony
involved in saying no. Your boss,"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Jun 2010 22:22:09
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From the article "This column will change your life" by Oliver Burkeman
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/may/08/change-life-asker-guesser>:

"[...] when an Asker meets a Guesser, unpleasantness results. An Asker won't
think it's rude to request two weeks in your spare room, but a Guess culture
person will hear it as presumptuous and resent the agony involved in saying no.
Your boss, asking for a project to be finished early, may be an overdemanding
boor – or just an Asker, who's assuming you might decline. If you're a
Guesser, you'll hear it as an expectation. This is a spectrum, not a dichotomy,
and it explains cross-cultural awkwardnesses, too: Brits and Americans get
discombobulated doing business in Japan, because it's a Guess culture, yet
experience Russians as rude, because they're diehard Askers."

Though the terminology is new, the concept is old hat to an ex-pat who moved
from an Asking society (the U.S.) to a Guessing society (Switzerland). It neatly
explains the seemingly large cultural gap between these superficially very
similar Western societies. For Switzerland, even the neighbor to the North
(Germany; Askers) boasts commuters who constantly strain the poor Guessers to
the South with their brashness. U.S. ex-pats have, unsurprisingly, far fewer
problems with their forthrightness and, in fact, welcome it as a refreshing
change from the swamp of constant Guessing.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[South Park 14.05_200 & 14.06_201]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2371</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2371"/>
    <updated>2010-05-06T23:20:25+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Season 14, episodes 5 (#200 overall) and 6 (#201 overall) have been
pulled by Comedy Central because of vieled death threats made by
proprietors of a purportedly Islamic web site. The site -- called
"RevolutionMuslim.com" <http://RevolutionMuslim.com> [1] -- supposedly
peddles Osama bin Laden support and celebrates 9--11. It's hard to...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. May 2010 23:20:25
Updated by marco on 6. May 2010 23:23:32
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Season 14, episodes 5 (#200 overall) and 6 (#201 overall) have been pulled by
Comedy Central because of vieled death threats made by proprietors of a
purportedly Islamic web site. The site -- called "RevolutionMuslim.com"
<http://RevolutionMuslim.com> [1] -- supposedly peddles Osama bin Laden support
and celebrates 9--11. It's hard to tell because they're down right now and
showing no signs of coming back up anytime soon. The proprietors of the site
live in New York City and claim to be devout Muslims, though they are more
likely devout businesspeople first and foremost. [2]

Their veiled threats -- veiled enough for them to avoid prosecution, but direct
enough for Comedy Central to pull Trey Parker and Matt Stone's episdodes -- have
garnered them and their web site a lot of attention. The rest of the Muslim
world -- shall we say, the "actual" Muslim world -- has ignored what South Park
was doing. And why should they care anyway?

The whole situation is highly ridiculous. The proscription against imagery of
the prophet of Islam seems wildly arbitrary, especially when enforced for
non-Muslims. For the most out-there fundamentalists, not believing at all
already warrants a death penalty, but it's hardly ever -- if ever -- carried
out. So why all the fuss over showing Muhammed? How can you show a picture of
someone of whom there are no pictures and who has been dead for 1400 years? It's
like all the pictures of Jesus throughout the world showing him as white with
blue eyes. As an Aramaic, that's hardly likely, but Christians seem to go for
it.

How will these extreme (-ly idiotic) Muslims know when someone makes a picture
of Muhammed? Is it enough to just show someone wearing a turban? Or does that
person have to have a beard too? What if you gave him breasts? Would that prove
that it then wasn't Muhammed? Or is that like the bear suit on South Park? The
act of labeling some non-invisible object as the great Prophet is enough to
warrant the wrath of extreme (-ly idiotic) Muslims?

Shall we try it? Here are some images from Google, though you could just stop by
"Wikipedia" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammed> and see several images of
Muhammed, one of them even depicts him "holding a sword and a crescent while
trampling on a globe, a cross, and the Ten Commandments." Which of the following
is the real Muhammed? Which ones are offensive?

[image][image][image]

[image][image][image]

[image][image][image]

Now what kind of idiot would find the above array of images and labels
offensive? Puerile, useless, meaningless? Yes. Offensive? No. How would anyone
be able to point to one of these pictures and say, "that's a picture of
Muhammed". No one has ever seen him. He died hundreds and hundreds of years ago,
long before the camera or even reliably true-to-life painting techniques were
invented. He also happened to have started a religion that expressly forbade
images of him, so we have a world that is as blissfully unaware of Muhammed's
appearance as it is of Jesus's. [3]

No, even those Muslims who would choose to be offended by the grid above would
have to choose the most stereotypically "Arab-looking" picture at which to be
offended, just like the rest of us. It doesn't make any sense. Which is why the
whole "The Muslim world will explode in a paroxysm of violence if you show an
image of Muhammed" is probably largely a myth fomented by a Western polity
extremely interested in portraying all Muslims as savage, backward and largely
homicidal.

If whatever passes for the leaders of the Muslim world -- there isn't exactly a
Pope or rigid hierarchical structure -- actually does cry "Jihad!" and there are
people who heed that cry and, instead of just being happy with all the extra
hits on their web sites engendered by being mentioned incessantly on mainstream
American media, actually commit acts of violence, does that prove that Islam is
basically violent? What does it prove other than that there are fringe elements
willing to commit violence in the name of ... well, not very much at all? They
are not the majority. When a man flies his Cessna into an IRS building, are all
reasonably wealthy tax-evaders immediately ostracized? No. Because Joe Stack was
fringe and already caused all the damage he was going to cause. 

People that react to images of their great prophet with violence should instead
be dealt with by the law. There is no use attempting to appease such people
because there is no appeasing them. They're like small children or crazy
partners: Give in once and you'll give in forever. Give them what they want and
they'll want something else. You're bound to screw up with people like this
sooner or later, so you might as well man up before you lose your dignity.

As good ol' FDR said, "There's nothing to fear..."

Some say it's only Muslims that are deferred to in this way, but Judaism is also
no piker when it comes to suppressing unapproved lines of thought or policy.
Accusations of anti-semitism fill the air every time anyone so much as breathes
a bad word about Israel in the States. Legitimate and scholarly critics lose
their faculty positions (Norman Solomon); former Presidents well-versed in the
politics of the Middle East are ostracized for their views (Jimmy Carter). On
page 880 of The Great War of Civilization by Robert Fisk, he tells of an
incident in 1993 wherein a TV special that the Discovery Channel spent at least
a million dollars making was canceled after one showing because it portrayed
Israel in an unflattering light.

Such self-censorship is even more troubling than that of Comedy Central, because
it contributes materially to an ignorance of the crimes for which Americans will
be made responsible. That Comedy Central won't let Trey Parker and Matt Stone
show their rendering of Muhammed is less tragic than that the situation in the
Middle East between Israel and what is left of Palestine cannot be accurately
described for Americans.

Two of the images in the grid above are actually from a "Super Happy Friends"
show that aired before 9--11--2001 and depicted Muhammed with two flaming
swords. [4] This was before anyone even dreamed of accusing Islam of being crazy
enough to declare Jihad on non-Muslims who do not abide by their law that
forbids depictions of Muhammed. Times have changed. Some Muslims are happy to
play into the hands of a West intent on portraying them as insane and only to be
dealth with militarily. These Muslim fools think that they are doing Islam a
service when they scream "uggabugga" and smile as the West hits the deck. Little
do they realize that the West will come back up, morally righteous and with guns
a-blazin'.

South Park is a politically savvy and cutting cartoon, but it's kind of silly
nonetheless. There are far worse forms of self-censorship -- as in the case of
the Discovery Channel above, which prevented Americans from seeing actually
useful information -- but all censorship is bad, and self-censorship is the
worst.

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[1] Or maybe it's "RevolutionIslam.com" <http://revolutionislam.com>, I'm not
    sure. One of those, anyway. The other one is a fake site that makes it look
    like the real site got hacked. Whatever.


[1] There are even "rumors" by Scott Creighton
    <http://willyloman.wordpress.com/2010/04/23/the-radical-muslim-group-the-threatened-south-park-creators-was-run-by-joseph-cohen-a-former-israeli-radical-who-used-to-live-in-a-settlement-in-the-west-bank/>
    (The “Radical” Muslim Group That Threatened South Park Creators Was
    Founded and Run by Joseph Cohen, a Former Israeli Radical Who Used to Live
    in a Settlement in the West Bank) that the site is "run by a “converted”
    Israeli settler who studied at an orthodox rabbinical school in Israel
    before becoming a settler in the occupied territories", but I haven't seen
    that claim made by more reliable sources. Though it would be highly
    interesting and a wonderful ploy, actually -- running an idiotic web site to
    foment incoherent American fear against Muslims because Americans think
    anyone with a beard looks "kinda sketchy".


[1] What are the odds that the image of Jesus above is an accurate depiction? He
    lived in the Middle Eastern desert and would have been a bit swarthier, no?


[1] That episode had been available online for years until it was removed a few
    weeks ago. To what end? It's not like they removed it from the Internet;
    anyone with a Bittorrent client can have the Muhammed episodes inside of ten
    minutes with a good internet connection. (I've seen all of them and they
    aren't Parker and Stone's best work, actually.)

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[How to pronounce "Eyjafjallajökull" in Icelandic]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2367</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2367"/>
    <updated>2010-04-21T22:22:15+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Alternate title: Why Reddit is so awesome.

[image]The post "“Eyjafjallajökull” isn’t as foreign to English
as it sounds"
<http://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/btyqj/eyjafjallajökull_isnt_as_foreign_to_english_as_it/>
is in the linquistics Reddit (to which I am subscribed, natch) and is
treasure-trove of crowdsourcing goodness vis-à-vis the etymology,
"pronunciation"
<http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Eyjafjallajökull.ogg>
(OGG file [1]) and "unique"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_alveolar_lateral_affricate>...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Apr 2010 22:22:15
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Alternate title: Why Reddit is so awesome.

[image]The post "“Eyjafjallajökull” isn’t as foreign to English as it
sounds"
<http://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/comments/btyqj/eyjafjallajökull_isnt_as_foreign_to_english_as_it/>
is in the linquistics Reddit (to which I am subscribed, natch) and is
treasure-trove of crowdsourcing goodness vis-à-vis the etymology,
"pronunciation"
<http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Eyjafjallajökull.ogg> (OGG
file [1]) and "unique linquistic characteristics of spoken Icelandic"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_alveolar_lateral_affricate>. There is no
way I would have guessed the pronunciation from the spelling; the native
Icelander seems to elide quite a bit, but what do I know about Icelandic
phonetics? Just what I read on Reddit, that's all.

The etymological breakdown of Eyjafjallajökull, mapping cognates to Old English
is pure Internet gold, though.

eyja means “island”. The direct modern English cognate is eyot. It also
survives in the first syllable of “island”, although the spelling of the
modern word has been changed to match the Latin-derived “isle”.

fjalla means “mountain”. The direct modern English cognate is fell (a
mountain or high plateau).

jökull means “glacier”. The Old English cognate was gicel, which survives
in modern English as the -icle ending of “icicle”.

If this is all a bit much -- and the umlaut is bound to throw off many a
Statesider -- be happy the volcano's not in this town in Wales:
"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyll> ("pronunciation"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.ogg>
(OGG file)).

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[1] OGG is an open-source alternative to MP3-encoding. Smug Linux users are
    probably sorted, as are any OS X users with VLC or Perian installed (which
    is pretty much every file-sharer out there). Windows users...I have no idea
    what you need to download in order to play OGG files.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Tasing to Force Compliance]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2359</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2359"/>
    <updated>2010-04-02T12:49:35+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[At the end of last year, a bit of very good news emerged from the
otherwise increasingly draconian U.S. As detailed in the article "Did a
Court Just Deal a Fatal Blow to Tasers for Police?" by Raj Jayadev
<http://www.alternet.org/rights/145039/did_a_court_just_deal_a_fatal_blow_to_tasers_for_police?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=alternet>,
the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals made what appeared to be a landmark
decision that, in cases where officers...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Apr 2010 12:49:35
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At the end of last year, a bit of very good news emerged from the otherwise
increasingly draconian U.S. As detailed in the article "Did a Court Just Deal a
Fatal Blow to Tasers for Police?" by Raj Jayadev
<http://www.alternet.org/rights/145039/did_a_court_just_deal_a_fatal_blow_to_tasers_for_police?utm_source=feedblitz&utm_medium=FeedBlitzRss&utm_campaign=alternet>,
the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals made what appeared to be a landmark decision
that, in cases where officers used tasers, "[t]he objective facts must indicate
that the suspect poses an immediate threat to the officer or a member of the
public."

Unfortunately, this sounds much better than it is, because of the phrase "poses
an immediate threat". That phrase leaves the applicability -- and, thus, the
legality -- of an individual use of a taser up to the interpretation of the
court. The hope was that a few strong precedents would establish a humane
interpretation of this law. A few months later, the Ninth Circuit Court of
Appeals -- the same court -- established a precedent, as detailed in the
article, "Ruling OK's Tasering Pregnant Woman Three Times" by Liliana Segura
<http://www.alternet.org/rights/146273/ruling_ok's_tasering_pregnant_woman_three_times>.
The precedent, however, is anything but humane and seems downright un-American.
[1]

The case in question is summarized below:

"Two days before Thanksgiving, in 2004, Malaika Brooks was rushing to drop off
her son at school at the African American Academy in Seattle, when she was
pulled over speeding in a school zone. Her son got out of the car and headed for
school; meanwhile, Brooks, seven months pregnant and stressed out, told the
officer she was not speeding and refused to sign her name to the ticket."

For refusing to sign a speeding ticket, they threatened to arrest her. Can you
get arrested for that now in America? Well, no [2], not really, but the police
is only too happy to let people think that they can. It helps keep the sheep in
line. Since she then didn't comply, they were allowed to use any means necessary
to get her to comply -- essentially torturing her until she fell out of her car.
WTF? For a speeding ticket? In the U.S. of freaking A? Sure, she was probably
not polite. In fact, she was probably downright hostile. She is a "black woman"
<http://brotherpeacemaker.wordpress.com/2007/10/07/if-andrew-meyer-was-bad-then-a-pregnant-black-woman-is-worse/>
and the mouthiness of blacks has been known to infuriate many a police officer.
[3]

Sure, she should have signed the ticket, but the cops are allowed to tase her
until she complies? They're allowed to arrest her for failing to properly fill
out paperwork? What the F@#k is going on over there, anyway? She deserved to be
repeatedly tased, then hauled out of her car, pushed to the pavement and
arrested like a major felon?

Ms. Brooks was seven months pregnant at the time of her arrest, which some
commentators think is the crux of the case. It is not. Her pregnancy makes the
judgment of the police officers all the more suspect, but their actions were
egregious not because they attacked a pregnant woman, but because they attacked
an American citizen for a traffic violation. According to their own testimony,
she was in her car, with both hands on the wheel: They didn't even bother to
make up a cock-and-bull story about "reaching under the seat". She was also not
a flight risk because they'd already confiscated her keys. What were the poor
officers to do? Give her the keys back with their precious paperwork unsigned,
letting her " drive off erratically"? This was their expressed concern when they
decided that the best course of action was to tase her out of her car and haul
her downtown for driving 32 in a 20.

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals found that this was a reasonable use of
force. Of the three judges, one -- Marsha Berzon -- dissented, and quite
strongly:

"I fail utterly to comprehend how my colleagues are able to conclude that it was
objectively reasonable to use any force against Brooks, let alone three
activations of a Taser, in response to such a trivial offense."

A lawyer for the officers in this case said, after the ruling, that "[p]olice
officers have to have the ability to compel people to obey their lawful orders".
The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals seems to agree: No matter how minor the
infraction, the limit to the force police officers can apply to compel
compliance is quite high. I personally was surprised that they are even allowed
to try to force her out of the car by twisting her arm up behind her back -- a
"pain compliance hold". For a traffic ticket? If tasing isn't the limit, what
is? Could they have used their nightsticks on her? What about shooting some
sense into her with a bullet to the arm or leg? Nothing deadly, but just let her
know they mean business and that non-compliance with police orders carries
serious consequences in the U.S. of A.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] During the trial, "Officer Ornelas admitted that Seattle Police Department
    rules did not actually authorize him to arrest her for refusing to sign the
    ticket." Because it apparently became common practice to do so, "In 2006,
    the Seattle legislature amended the law books to forbid police officers from
    arresting motorists for failing to sign their tickets." How was Ornelas to
    know that wasting taxpayer money on arresting speeders was no longer legal?


[1] I'm not an idiot. I know that it's pretty much "standard American" to keep
    the jackboot on the neck of the unwashed masses and almost always has been.
    I'm instead appealing to the mythic idea of "American-ness" where we are the
    land of the free and the home of the brave. I'm saying that being beaten and
    tased for a traffic violation isn't something we should accept as part of
    the American experience.


[1] This is meant as scathing sarcasm, for those without a suitable sarcasm
    detector.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Englisch wird die Arbeitssprache]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2332</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2332"/>
    <updated>2010-01-31T22:27:12+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article, "«Westerwave» ist talentiert im Vergleich"
<http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/ausland/europa/Westerwave-ist-talentiert-im-Vergleich/story/26410721>
("Westerwave" is talented compared to this), is about the EU commissar
Günther Oettinger, who has deemed English to be the language of the
future. He has often said in interviews that everyone will have to know
English, from newscasters to...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. Jan 2010 22:27:12
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The article, "«Westerwave» ist talentiert im Vergleich"
<http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/ausland/europa/Westerwave-ist-talentiert-im-Vergleich/story/26410721>
("Westerwave" is talented compared to this), is about the EU commissar Günther
Oettinger, who has deemed English to be the language of the future. He has often
said in interviews that everyone will have to know English, from newscasters to
construction workers. His own spoken English is abysmal, which earns him
ridicule. Why is it, though, that he must himself be a master of English in
order to promote it as the language of the future? Should we not instead laud
him for sticking to his principles despite knowing that he himself will be left
out of the future he prophesies? 

The video ridiculing him is embedded below:

[media]

First off, as a native English speaker [1], I don't find him to be nearly as
incomprehensible as fluent, non-native speakers of English. It's an extremely
strong accent with a very unique approach to accent and emphasis in longer
words. It may, however, not even be the worst I've ever heard. Germans with
English as a second language find his English to be an impenetrable wall of
sound, which means that those who need to understand him most are left out. I'm
sure Oettinger doesn't care that ex-pat Americans can understand him to a large
degree.

Still, just because he's a poor English speaker doesn't mean he's wrong. What if
he was nearly innumerate but exhorted Germans to become good at numbers? Would
people still be so cruel? Is it because he is expected to be able to learn a
second language and speak it fluently as part of his job? What is so
self-evident about that? Do we just assume that he has the extra time because
he's a politician? Or do we demand that he possess the capability of learning
languages as part of his qualification for the job? What drives the ridicule
actually?

I personally think it takes quite a lot of balls to give a speech in a foreign
language -- especially when he must be at least partially aware [2] that his
command of English is considered to be quite shaky. If you listen to his speech,
he's using quite a large vocabulary; it would be interesting to know whether he
actually understands what he's saying as some of the mispronunciations indicate
that he was reading words for the first time.

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[1] Even the poster of video, who is making fun of Oettinger's English, gets the
    caption of the video wrong, using "talking" instead of the more correct
    "speaking".


[1] Up to a certain point, you can still hear your own accent. After that, you
    think you have no accent, but others can still detect it. Oettinger is not
    nearly that far yet.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Felton Report 2009]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2325</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2325"/>
    <updated>2010-01-26T20:55:21+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The fifth "Nicolas Felton Annual Report (2009)"
<http://feltron.com/index.php?/content/2009_annual_report/> is now
available for purchase. Each year, Mr. Felton, a graphic designer in New
York City collects a ludicrous amount of information about himself and
publishes it in an attractive, elegant and eminently readable format on
some yuppie paper with yuppie...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 26. Jan 2010 20:55:21
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The fifth "Nicolas Felton Annual Report (2009)"
<http://feltron.com/index.php?/content/2009_annual_report/> is now available for
purchase. Each year, Mr. Felton, a graphic designer in New York City collects a
ludicrous amount of information about himself and publishes it in an attractive,
elegant and eminently readable format on some yuppie paper with yuppie fonts.
This year, he enlisted the help of all of the people he encountered:

"Each day in 2009, I asked every person with whom I had a meaningful encounter
to submit a record of this meeting through an online survey. These reports form
the heart of the 2009 Annual Report. From parents to old friends, to people I
met for the first time, to my dentist… any time I felt that someone had
discerned enough of my personality and activities, they were given a card with a
URL and unique number to record their experience."

Sure, it's crazy -- and crazily self-indulgent -- but it's a hell of a way of
advertising your services as a graphic designer, no? You can, of course, order
yourself a copy, if you like. Samples are on the site (and a couple are included
below).

[image][image]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Two Men of Lebowski]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2309</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2309"/>
    <updated>2010-01-09T00:05:45+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[There are many admitted fans of The Big Lebowski and many of them are
dedicated to the point of obsession. Into that category squarely falls
"Two Gentlemen of Lebowski" by Adam Bertocci
<http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/>, which is the entire script of the
film rewritten in the style of William Shakespeare.

This first sample is the first scene in the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Jan 2010 00:05:45
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There are many admitted fans of The Big Lebowski and many of them are dedicated
to the point of obsession. Into that category squarely falls "Two Gentlemen of
Lebowski" by Adam Bertocci <http://www.runleiarun.com/lebowski/>, which is the
entire script of the film rewritten in the style of William Shakespeare.

This first sample is the first scene in the bowling alley where Smokey steps
over the foul line and Walter takes offense.

"Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be
ninepins. We are bound by laws.

"O unrightful judge!
This forfeiture is set in iron law
As drawn by great authority of league.
One roll might well determine that our side
Advance to glory; or be instead retired
As moss upon a tree-stump, while the Smoke
Drifts out to glorious summer. Canst thou hear
The call of robin redbreasts? If robin shall
Restore amends, we must serve justice
Here. Be I wrong?"

The following citation is Walter's angry response to The Dude when called on a
Saturday.

"On our most holy Sabbath I am sworn
To keep tradition, form and ceremony.
The seventh and the last day rests the Jew;
I labour not, nor ride in chariot,
Nor handle gold, nor even play the cook,
And sure as Providence I do not roll.
Hath not a Jew rights? Hath not a Jew hands,
Organs, bowling-balls, Pomeranians?
If you schedule us, must you not do right?
If we step o’er the line, do we not mark it nought?
The Sabbath; I’ll roll not, God-a-mercy."

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Probability for Dummies]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2287</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2287"/>
    <updated>2009-12-28T23:18:44+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The first terrorist attempt in eight years means that everyone at the
Department of Homeland Security has gotten their knickers in a
twist...again. However, they should instead be delighted with the
extraordinarily good numbers favoring the good guys. The good guys being
those people who don't want...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 28. Dec 2009 23:18:44
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The first terrorist attempt in eight years means that everyone at the Department
of Homeland Security has gotten their knickers in a twist...again. However, they
should instead be delighted with the extraordinarily good numbers favoring the
good guys. The good guys being those people who don't want to blow up metal
canisters full of innocent people just to prove a point.

The post, "The Odds of Airborne Terror" by Nate Silver
<http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/12/odds-of-airborne-terror.html>, crunches
the flight statistics for the last decade and comes up with "one terrorist
incident per 16,553,385 departures", which is "one terrorist incident per
11,569,297,667 miles flown" or "one terrorist incident per 27,221,877 hours
airborne".

27 million hours is about 3100 years.

With 674 passengers directly threatened by the six hijackings since (and
including) 9-11, that means "the odds of being on given departure which is the
subject of a terrorist incident have been 1 in 10,408,947 over the past decade".

Those are pretty damned good odds for getting where you're headed unhijacked and
unharmed. The odds that you'll be struck by lightning in the same time are 20
times higher. Don't even think about the odds of having a traffic accident.

But, instead of trumpeting their success rate, the security agencies have to
twist the draconian screws even tighter, with even more passenger-unfriendly
measures that are unlikely to have any effect at all -- except maybe to further
ruin the American tourist industry. [1] But, they kind of have to make a lot of
noise because they really screwed up with this last guy: The sirens were all
screaming on red-alert with him and he still got through. He was on watch-lists,
his own father had turned him in, his passport was fishy, and so on and so
forth. He still got on the flight.

You don't have to pat down everyone's legs now just to make sure this particular
type of attempt (stupidly executed and doomed-to-fail as it was) isn't made
again. Instead, you have to let the rest of us go about our normal daily
business and just watch out for the big, red shining alarm signal when it goes
off. That's it.

Because what the safety record of airlines proves is either (A) the worldwide
airline security system is working like clockwork to prevent thousands of
attempts per month or (B) nobody's really trying to blow up airplanes anymore.
The last two attempts (Richard Reid and this Nigerian guy) were solo attempts
who claimed that they were associated with Al Qaeda. But even the guy's Dad said
he was unstable and tried to turn him in. That doesn't call for more draconian
rules about moving about the cabin, it calls for not being a bunch of bumbling
morons when someone waves a suspect in your face.

So, I'm going to eliminate choice (A) because it's clear that taking off your
shoes at the airport isn't going to prevent you from smuggling in anything in
your underwear. Because even the TSA is forced to stop at patting down groins
and asking passengers to drop trou' in the airport. Their new measure is to pat
down upper legs and calves, but no touchie the booty or the goodies. Not that
I'm suggesting they should do a body cavity search, but unless you're going to,
the security measure is worse than useless. It annoys legitimate passengers
(99.9999% of all passengers, according to the statistics above) and won't catch
a determined attacker.

That leaves us with choice (B), that no one's really trying to hijack or blow
planes out of the sky. And, again, we know this because if the stumblebums in
security can't catch the guy from Nigeria, then anyone with more than a quarter
of a brain could have gotten through whenever they wanted. Since they have not,
it means they're not trying. [2] Which is hugely reassuring, but still leaves us
with the problem that the TSA -- and other security agencies around the world --
can't just stop checking because it's their raison d'etre and they'd not only
lose all of their funding, but the sheep would lose their reassurance that at
least someone's doing something to stop the terrorists.

The ones that seem not to exist. Or who, at least, seem not to be very
interested in terrorizing.

A final point about the Nigerian would-be-terrorist [3]: He was at least
partially raised in London, his father just retired from a fat ministry job in
Nigeria and they lived in flats in London worth millions of dollars. He's a
rich, spoiled-brat kid who's had everything he ever wanted and he went all
jihad-y and tried to blow up a plane. What an asshole. 

It's not enough that the rich are reaming us for all we're worth on the top end,
but now their kids are trying to blow us up? We can't even blame the poor for
this one, as we so love to do. This was straight up silver-spoon material who
went off the deep end.

Just remember, though, the takeaway is that hijackings are rare. And that
they're rare not because of airtight security but because, statistically,
nobody's trying to hijack anything. So untwist your panties and go about your
day in the comfort of a first-world society where you have plenty of clean
water, food to waste, lots of electricity and no war. 

And statistically zero chance of dying in a terrorist attack.

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[1] Though the dwindling value of the dollar is doing more than its fair share
    in propping up the tourist industry.


[1] And the argument that they thwart hundreds of attempts that no one ever
    hears about doesn't hold any water. They trumpet about having foiled stupid,
    nonexistent plots every once in a while, so why wouldn't they brag when
    they'd actually stopped something legitimate?


[1] The lazy author finally looked up his name: Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, not
    that you're going to remember that.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Well-Worn Grooves]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2283</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2283"/>
    <updated>2009-12-24T23:38:25+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[We all do it. We all commit certain behaviors to habit so that we don't
have to think about them anymore. We don't think about how we get to
work in the morning or home again in the evening. We just take the right
exit, the right stairway or get on the right train without a second
thought, our...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 24. Dec 2009 23:38:25
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We all do it. We all commit certain behaviors to habit so that we don't have to
think about them anymore. We don't think about how we get to work in the morning
or home again in the evening. We just take the right exit, the right stairway or
get on the right train without a second thought, our bodies taking us where we
need to go without any intervention from the brain.

So we all have these well-worn grooves along which we coast, using the energy we
spare for other things -- perhaps thinking about a problem at work, at home or
just daydreaming or fantasizing. Once the environment changes significantly
enough, though, our brains should re-engage and start to process the situation
in real-time again, making decisions to handle the changes until we get to
another environment where we can get lazy again and just slide into another
groove.

In the commuting example above, the environmental change might be a detour on
the way home or a train delay. Basically any situation that is not so common
that we can't just do it on auto-pilot requires a lot more processing power and
attention. That's why travel is so tiring, in general. You have to constantly be
alert for changes in pretty much everything, from schedule to language to
geography. Nothing is familiar.

Where things get quite interesting is when people use their auto-pilot because
their environmental-change--detector is broken or functioning inadequately.
Instead of noticing that something has changed and adjusting behavior
accordingly, these people just plow on, oblivious to the complete
inappropriateness of that behavior. You can sometimes see people getting way too
comfortable in restaurants, acting as if they are at home instead of in public. 

Often people accustomed to being in a position of power are blissfully unaware
when that power-balance has shifted to their disadvantage. If you've lived in a
larger city, you've seen the high-powered businessperson screaming themselves
blue trying to get what they consider to be a flunky to serve them in some
capacity or other. Said flunky is often aware that the power dynamics are such
that the businessperson is actually in the subordinate role and usually enjoys
the situation immensely.

Coming back to travelers, there are also those people who don't take into
account that things may work very differently in the country to which they've
traveled. For example, Americans are often stunned to find that stores are not
open 24 hours per day or that there are entire days during which hardly any
stores open at all. Fussy eaters are also a delight to observe in these
situations as they are so accustomed to their own peccadilloes vis-à-vis food
that they are stunned when wait-staff in other countries seem less than willing
to accommodate dressing on the side or fries extra-crispy or whatever the foible
of the hour may be.

Such misinterpretations of environment and power dynamics and an obstinate
refusal to leave one's groove often lead to anger and frustration for the
groover and either disgust or amusement -- or a little bit of both -- for
everyone else.

Which brings us to the story of a person who embodies many of the archetypes
detailed above, found on "Volcanoes and Fried Foods" by Eric Lippert
<http://blogs.msdn.com/ericlippert/archive/2009/11/05/simple-names-are-not-so-simple-part-two.aspx>.
It is cited in its entirety below:

"The most amusing encounter was on the Hana Highway. There are numerous little
stops along the way, where someone has erected a hut or parked a trailer and is
selling coconuts, smoothies, banana bread, and so on. Hand-lettered signs,
stunning natural beauty, middle of nowhere, you get the picture I'm sure. At one
of the larger such stops there was a young fellow, probably in his late
twenties, serving a variety of fried foods. It was mostly traditional
American-style Chinese food, but also he had french fries, fish-'n'-chips, and
so on. He was clearly not a native speaker of English, but spoke understandably
with a strong accent. We were waiting behind a middled-aged woman with a
typically Midwestern American accent. Their conversation went something like
this:

"Her: I'm not very hungry, can I just get the fish without the chips?

"Him, not quite following her: Half order?

"Her, louder: How much without the fries?

"This went back and forth for some time, both sides becoming increasingly
frustrated by the communication breakdown, until:

"Her, even louder: Can I speak to your manager?"

This lady was in the middle of a jungle at a roadside stand on an island
thousands of miles from home, talking to someone in the same language, but with
a vastly different accent and she still hadn't left her groove. If this lady
encountered a detour on her commute home, she would probably plow right through
dozens of DPW workers before finally grinding to a halt in fresh tar or driving
right off the end of an unfinished overpass.



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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Critiquing the Phantom Menace]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2272</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2272"/>
    <updated>2009-12-19T22:42:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Star Wars: The Phantom Menace came out years ago and stunk up the place
big time. Most of us just agreed that it sucked and that it spent way
too much time on the stupid little kid and the even stupider Jar Jar
Binks. The movie below builds a 70-minute thesis on the suckiness of
SW:TPM with copious...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Dec 2009 22:42:30
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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace came out years ago and stunk up the place big
time. Most of us just agreed that it sucked and that it spent way too much time
on the stupid little kid and the even stupider Jar Jar Binks. The movie below
builds a 70-minute thesis on the suckiness of SW:TPM with copious examples of
how the older movies did everything better and a startlingly insightful analysis
of plot devices and movie-making, in general. [1] You almost have to feel sorry
for the older Lucas, because while his younger self mostly earns accolades, his
older self is simply torn apart. Here's a taste

"This shot [opening shot of Star Wars] is so genius that I have a feeling that
Lucas didn't have anything to do with it and probably fought against including
it in the movie."

[media]

On a related note, this video is a prime example of the creativity discussed in
the documentary, "An anthropological introduction to YouTube" by Michael Wesch
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPAO-lZ4_hU>. At one hour, it's also quite a bit
longer than our atrophied attention spans are accustomed to handling, but it's
well worth the time for this fascinating look at the influence, effects and
ramifications of video blogging and sharing via YouTube.

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[1] It also has a few sub-plots of its own that may not be palatable to all
    audiences. You-have-been-warned(tm) and Your-mileage-may-vary(tm),
    yadda-yadda-yaddo(tm).

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Dumbing it down]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2265</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2265"/>
    <updated>2009-12-13T22:40:10+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The New York Times thinks we're mentally challenged; from today's NY
Times Front Page podcast:

"The MTA will be eliminating the W and Z lines."

So far, so good. That's the informative bit. They followed up with:

"As a result, some commuters will have to wait longer for trains."

With a bit of...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Dec 2009 22:40:10
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The New York Times thinks we're mentally challenged; from today's NY Times Front
Page podcast:

"The MTA will be eliminating the W and Z lines."

So far, so good. That's the informative bit. They followed up with:

"As a result, some commuters will have to wait longer for trains."

With a bit of editing, they could chop the podcast in half without losing any
information at all.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[DFW Grammar Quiz]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2255</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2255"/>
    <updated>2009-12-04T21:55:54+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The post "Grammar Challenge!" by Amy McDaniel
<http://htmlgiant.com/?p=19945> includes a quiz written by David Foster
Wallace that she obtained during a writing course many years ago. Each
of the sentences has one major fault -- not necessarily a grammatical
one -- though there may be other, smaller ones as well.

The full text of the quiz is...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Dec 2009 21:55:54
Updated by marco on 4. Dec 2009 21:56:39
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The post "Grammar Challenge!" by Amy McDaniel <http://htmlgiant.com/?p=19945>
includes a quiz written by David Foster Wallace that she obtained during a
writing course many years ago. Each of the sentences has one major fault -- not
necessarily a grammatical one -- though there may be other, smaller ones as
well.

The full text of the quiz is included below; the footnote for each line links to
its answer.


25 February 2004

IF NO ONE HAS YET TAUGHT YOU HOW TO AVOID OR REPAIR CLAUSES LIKE THE FOLLOWING,
YOU SHOULD, IN MY OPINION, THINK SERIOUSLY ABOUT SUING SOMEBODY, PERHAPS AS
CO-PLAINTIFF WITH WHOEVER’S PAID YOUR TUITION

   1. He and I hardly see one another. [1]
   2. I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering
      around without periods and the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s. [2]
   3. My brother called to find out if I was over the flu yet. [3]
   4. I only spent six weeks in Napa. [4]
   5. In my own mind, I can understand why its implications may be somewhat
      threatening. [5]
   6. From whence had his new faith come? [6]
   7. Please spare me your arguments of why all religions are unfounded and
      contrived. [7]
   8. She didn’t seem to ever stop talking. [8]
   9. As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more
      aggravating. [9]
   10. The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the
       Nephites, which allegedly took place soon after Christ’s resurrection.
       [10]


A second post has the "answers and explanations"
<http://htmlgiant.com/?p=19945>. A summary of these answers are included below
(with a bit of space to let people avoid peeking, should they wish to avoid
doing so).

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[1] He and I hardly see each otherone another. (The phrase "one another" is for
    more than two people.)


[1] I’d cringe at the naked vulnerability of his sentences left wandering
    around without periods and at the ambiguity of his uncrossed “t”s. (The
    speaker is cringing at two things, the first of which -- the "sentences" --
    are followed by a long descriptive clause, which confuses things. It's
    easier to spot the problem in a shorter version: "I'd cringe at his
    sentences and at his 't's.")


[1] My brother called to find out whetherif I was over the flu yet. (If
    "whether" fits, use it instead of "if", which implies conditionality and can
    confuse intent.)


[1] I spent only six weeks in Napa. (The word "only" should modify "six", not
    "spent". The speaker wanted to use "only" to indicate a short length of
    time, not to indicate that time was only spent, rather than "worked" or
    "wasted" or whatever else one can do with time.)


[1] In my own mind, I can understand why its implications may be somewhat
    threatening. (The introductory phrase "In my own mind" is redundant as that
    is the only place in which understanding can possibly take place for anyone.
    Dropping the phrase simultaneously prevents the "its" from referring back to
    the "mind" in the original, which suggested that the mind's implications
    were somewhat threatening, which made no sense whatsoever.)


[1] From Whence had his new faith come? ("Whence" means "From where", so "From
    whence" is redundant.)


[1] Please spare me your arguments as toof why all religions are unfounded and
    contrived. (DFW claimed "idiom error", which basically means it's wrong
    because it's wrong. The preposition "of" doesn't perform the segue as well
    as "as to".)


[1] She didn’t seem ever to everstop talking. (The word "ever" splits the
    infinitive "to stop". Though split infinitives are not always verboten, they
    should definitely be avoided wherever it is possible to do so without
    "sacrificing meaning or elegance of expression."


[1] As the relationship progressed, I found her facial tic more and more
    irritatingaggravating. (The word "aggravating" means "to make worse"; what
    is meant here is "to irritate" or "to annoy". The word "aggravate" has, of
    late, been used colloquially as a synonym of these words, but it's actually
    not. The point is to avoid synonyms with "a fraught usage history" as they
    unnecessarily distract the reader.


[1] The Book of Mormon gives an account of Christ’s ministry to the Nephites,
    which allegedly took place soon after HisChrist’s resurrection. ("Christ"
    is needlessly repeated, which makes the sentence more cumbersome.)

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[America's Child Soldiers]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2238</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2238"/>
    <updated>2009-11-06T23:20:28+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following picture is from a photo essay, "Ian Fisher : American
Soldier"
<http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/09/10/ian-fisher-american-soldier/>
following a young American from his initial recruiting to deployment in
Iraq and return to America.

[image]

The picture of the four recruits during basic training makes them look
remarkably young, far less than the 18 years each...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. Nov 2009 23:20:28
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The following picture is from a photo essay, "Ian Fisher : American Soldier"
<http://blogs.denverpost.com/captured/2009/09/10/ian-fisher-american-soldier/>
following a young American from his initial recruiting to deployment in Iraq and
return to America.

[image]

The picture of the four recruits during basic training makes them look
remarkably young, far less than the 18 years each of them must be. The two to
the right -- with Ian, the star of the essay, on the far right -- really look
like they dressed up in Daddy's war togs.

To be honest, Ian's story is neither particularly inspirational nor particularly
interesting as he bounces from girl to girl to girl, taking drugs, chain-smoking
and soaking up counseling and demerits all the way. Though he ends up in a
quickie marriage at the end, with a medal of some sort -- and, honestly, who
doesn't get a medal of some sort these days? -- you're not left particularly
hopeful that he's going to amount to much.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Catholic Church Late-night Commercial]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2233</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2233"/>
    <updated>2009-11-01T22:24:43+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Psst, Anglican clergy!

Listen up.

Is your church way too liberal for your tastes?

Are you tired of the homos and broads cluttering up your ranks?

Are you tired of having to live in a world run by liberals with their
annoying need to make everything equal for everyone even though everyone
knows...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Nov 2009 22:24:43
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Psst, Anglican clergy!

Listen up.

Is your church way too liberal for your tastes?

Are you tired of the homos and broads cluttering up your ranks?

Are you tired of having to live in a world run by liberals with their annoying
need to make everything equal for everyone even though everyone knows they're
not? [1]

Well, has the Catholic church got an offer for you!

Act now and you can get back into the good graces of a real church; one that has
no room for homos or broads and with the added bonus of keeping the lifespan of
darkies way, way down by telling them that rubbers make them gay.

Think about it: A life working for the Catholic Church is a life lived keeping
homos, broads and darkies in their rightful place at the bottom of the pile.

Join now for a special, low introductory offer of being allowed to stay married
to your current spouse! [2]

The Catholic Church: it's the place to be!

Looking forward to meeting ya,

Bennie the 16th

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[1] Especially the aforementioned homos and broads.


[1] The last one probably doesn't apply to you or your flocks so much, but isn't
    it reassuring to know we're doing our work on all fronts, against all
    enemies, both today's and tomorrow's?


[1] Offer not applicable to current members.


[1] Unless you're a darkie, a homo or a broad.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Daily Show Full Episodes Complaint]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2203</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2203"/>
    <updated>2009-10-25T17:30:27+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In early September, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report made a
triumphant return after a hiatus of a few weeks. They unfortunately
dragged some obnoxious commercials with them, so I wrote the following
note to Comedy Central:

"I just checked out the first show for this fall and noted that the"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Oct 2009 17:30:27
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In early September, the Daily Show and the Colbert Report made a triumphant
return after a hiatus of a few weeks. They unfortunately dragged some obnoxious
commercials with them, so I wrote the following note to Comedy Central:

"I just checked out the first show for this fall and noted that the commercials
are back. That's cool, you guys gots to get paid; however, is there any reason
you need to run the same pair/trio of commercials in four, two-minute blocks
during about 20 minutes of content? Are you telling me you can't get any
sponsors for the Daily Show other than those immensely unappealing
Jackass-ripoff shows? As if that weren't bad enough, the volume for the
commercial block is much higher than for the show. Wheeee; thanks for that. Now,
not only do I get to see quite a lot of commercial content (though I'm getting
Jon & co. for free, I understand), but I get to stay occupied with playing with
the volume as well. I'm watching this on a computer, mere inches away. You
already have my rapt attention. Are you trying to drive me away? 'Cause I love
the show, but I'm also pretty sure I won't be coming back as regularly as I did
before ... and it's not because of the mere presence of commercials, it's
because of the vapidity of them as well as their insulting presentation.

"Here's hoping you can make watching the Daily Show on your site a pleasant
experience again soon."

A week later, the commercials were gone, leading me to believe the I had
unparalleled power and influence over Comedy Central. A few weeks after that,
commercials were back, but now from National car rentals. These commercials are
mercifully much shorter and not nearly as vacuous, though still pretty stupid in
their own right. The same commercial is still repeated 3--4 times per show.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Drawing from a Russian Soldier]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2224</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2224"/>
    <updated>2009-10-25T12:43:04+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The web page, "Ballpoint Afghanistan"
<http://media.englishrussia.com/ballpoint_afghan/12.jpg>, includes
images of artwork created during the Russian occupation of Afghanistan.
These are purportedly the work of a soldier and were done primarily with
a ballpoint pen (and colored pencils, apparently). There's some really
cool stuff in there for fans of...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Oct 2009 12:43:04
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The web page, "Ballpoint Afghanistan"
<http://media.englishrussia.com/ballpoint_afghan/12.jpg>, includes images of
artwork created during the Russian occupation of Afghanistan. These are
purportedly the work of a soldier and were done primarily with a ballpoint pen
(and colored pencils, apparently). There's some really cool stuff in there for
fans of line-drawing and doodling. I particularly liked the drawing of a
"soldier gazing out over mountain ranges"
<http://media.englishrussia.com/ballpoint_afghan/12.jpg> (reproduced below;
click to enlarge).

[image]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Old Growth Forests]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2109</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2109"/>
    <updated>2009-03-02T22:20:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Stop wiping your ass with them.

According to this article, "Mr. Whipple Left It Out: Soft Is Rough on
Forests" by Leslie Kaufman
<http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/26/science/earth/26charmin.html>,
"[a]lthough toilet tissue can be made at similar cost from recycled
material, it is the fiber taken from standing trees that help give it
that plush feel."

Regrettably, America manages to...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Mar 2009 22:20:36
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Stop wiping your ass with them.

According to this article, "Mr. Whipple Left It Out: Soft Is Rough on Forests"
by Leslie Kaufman
<http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/26/science/earth/26charmin.html>, "[a]lthough
toilet tissue can be made at similar cost from recycled material, it is the
fiber taken from standing trees that help give it that plush feel."

Regrettably, America manages to stand pretty much alone in demanding super-soft
toilet paper for home use, although even in European countries, recycled paper
makes up only 20% of paper intended for home use. That's still ten times as much
as the U.S. market, though.

There's a lot of room for improvement on both sides of the pond and it's a
relatively easy step to take, so maybe Americans can prove the world wrong and
see if they can't beat Europe in at least this one measly statistic. Maybe the
economic crisis will force people to turn to cheaper, recycled paper. [1]

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[1] Attention: to avoid ruining the above article with cynicism, do not read any
    further. If we care to use history as a guide, it's far more likely that
    companies making soft paper are heavily subsidized so that they can stay
    "competitive". Once these all-American businesses start floundering, they'll
    appeal to the government for even more price protection, spread some money
    around Washington for good booze and better hookers and pretty soon the
    recycled-paper companies will be out of business.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Geekamania: social networking so you don't have to]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2106</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2106"/>
    <updated>2009-02-18T16:52:02+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article, "I Twitter for you!" by Mark Morford
<http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/18/notes021809.DTL>
(I Twitter for you! Too old/busy/jaded to 'social network,' but still
want to seem hip? Call now!), is about a great new service called
"Geekamania" <http://www.geekamania.com/Welcome.html>. This site takes
mechanical turking to a whole new level by providing a service unique to
the new millenium: integrating you into the online world in a "cool"
way. [1]

Here's the sales pitch:

"We design, set up and"

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Feb 2009 16:52:02
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The article, "I Twitter for you!" by Mark Morford
<http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/02/18/notes021809.DTL> (I
Twitter for you! Too old/busy/jaded to 'social network,' but still want to seem
hip? Call now!), is about a great new service called "Geekamania"
<http://www.geekamania.com/Welcome.html>. This site takes mechanical turking to
a whole new level by providing a service unique to the new millenium:
integrating you into the online world in a "cool" way. [1]

Here's the sales pitch:

"We design, set up and maintain as many hip social networking pages as you want,
spinning off the information you provided but also totally rearranging it and
making it up at will, all to make you sound exactly as
cute/clever/sexy/boring/lonely/unstable (you choose) as you've always dreamed.
You don't have to do a thing!"

The information you provide include a mountain of personal details as well as as
many pictures as you can provide. To be honest, though, most of the people you
know online haven't seen you in decades, so you don't really have to stick to
actual reality ... and neither does Geekamania. In fact, you'll be able to watch
as they start to build an online personality for you that that will make even
you jealous.

How, you may ask, can they do this? Are they employing an army of call-center
workers in Bombay? How will they possibly strike just the right, cool tone you
need in order to claw your way to social-networking ascendancy? The service is
one of the first to grow out of the slumping global economy and can be deemed a
forerunner of the kind of "thinking outside of the box" jobs programs that will
form the basis for a recovery.

"By employing a small army of 5,024 recently laid-off journalists from all major
newspapers around the nation, we guarantee basic grammatical accuracy,
reasonably clever innuendo, occasional smart-alecky tones and sporadic
fact-checking, all wrapped in a professional ability to cull appealing factoids
from your otherwise dreary life, just so random people you barely know or
haven't seen/cared about in 10 years might envy your every waking moment. How
cool is that?"

So, if you're feeling overwhelmed by all of your so-called friends who seem to
have a bottomless supply of time and energy to invest into their social
networking sites, why not opt out and one-up them at the same time? As their
slogan says: "Geekamania: Because you don’t have time for this shit."

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[1] And here's the footnote to head off the gullible: this is one of those "One
    Page Websites" that was set up by Mark Morford, the author of the linked
    article. It's a joke; stop looking around for a link to their pricing
    policy.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Worst American Fast Food]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2094</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2094"/>
    <updated>2009-02-08T13:02:28+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["The 20 Worst Foods in America 2009"
<http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods-2009/1_The_Worst_Food_in_America_of_2009.php>
catalogs exactly that. The listings are nearly unbelievable, especially
the number one entry. It is the Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo
Shake, which boasts the following characteristics:

  * 2,600 calories
  * 135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)
  * 263 g

...
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  </summary>
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Feb 2009 13:02:28
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"The 20 Worst Foods in America 2009"
<http://www.menshealth.com/eatthis/20-Worst-Foods-2009/1_The_Worst_Food_in_America_of_2009.php>
catalogs exactly that. The listings are nearly unbelievable, especially the
number one entry. It is the Baskin Robbins Large Chocolate Oreo Shake, which
boasts the following characteristics:

  * 2,600 calories
  * 135 g fat (59 g saturated fat, 2.5 g trans fats)
  * 263 g sugars
  * 1,700 mg sodium
  * 73 ingredients (or more)

That's a whole day's worth of calories and three days' worth of fat in a
container that can be slurped empty in less than ten minutes. Not that 263g is
equal to over half a pound. That's more than half a pound of sugar in your
shake.

There are other standouts, but nothing that approaches the shake for sheer
awfulness. The pizza, Uno Chicago Grill Chicago Classic Deep Dish Pizza also has
a day's worth of calories:

  * 2,310 calories
  * 162 g fat
  * 123 g carbohydrates
  * 4,470 mg sodium

Check out the sodium; Almost two days worth in one pizza! The worst burger,
Chili’s Smokehouse Bacon Triple-The-Cheese Big Mouth Burger with Jalapeno
Ranch Dressing, has almost the exact same characteristics:

  * 2,040 calories
  * 150 g fat (53 g saturated)
  * 110 g protein
  * 4,900 mg sodium

A rule-of-thumb one can glean from the "foods" above is to avoid any entrée
that has more than two or three words in its name.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[MLK Day, 2009]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2084</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2084"/>
    <updated>2009-01-18T21:56:32+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following radio address is the speech given by Martin Luther King at
Riverside Church in 1967. The "full transcript"
<http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/MRC/pacificaviet/riversidetranscript.html>
is available from the UC Berkeley archives. In it, he talks for
twenty-three minutes -- at times employing exacting historical detail --
about the Vietnam War and its effects on the...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Jan 2009 21:56:32
Updated by marco on 19. Jan 2009 06:43:42
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The following radio address is the speech given by Martin Luther King at
Riverside Church in 1967. The "full transcript"
<http://www.lib.berkeley.edu/MRC/pacificaviet/riversidetranscript.html> is
available from the UC Berkeley archives. In it, he talks for twenty-three
minutes -- at times employing exacting historical detail -- about the Vietnam
War and its effects on the Vietnamese, Americans and the U.S. role from the very
beginning. This was back in '67, when many Americans were barely aware of the
conflict in the first place. Listen to the speech below and hear a brilliantly
gifted orator whose philosophy matched the power of his speech.

[media]

Sadly, even forty years later, much of what Dr. King had to say can still be
said today, at most changing a name here or there. His anti-militarism and
anti-imperialism is without compare among almost all of our elected officials
(with a few exceptions). Even the most progressive of the movers and shakers of
modern-day Washington must cower in the shade of his righteousness and outright
bravery. There is really no comparing King with Obama; all the political
cartoons and articles depicting King's approval of Obama to the contrary, it is
likely that King would have been deeply disappointed with and strongly opposed
to many of Obama's basic policy positions -- especially his support of continued
American militarism and empire.

King's words are so eloquent, it is difficult to cite only a few; but here are
several interesting citations from the speech linked above that still have
enormous significance today.

"This reveals that millions have chosen to move beyond the prophesying of smooth
patriotism, to the high grounds of firm dissent, based upon the mandates of
conscience and the reading of history. Now, of course, one of the difficulties
in speaking out today grows the fact that there are those who are seeking to
equate dissent with disloyalty. It's a dark day in our nation when high-level
authorities will seek to use every method to silence dissent. But something is
happening, and people are not going to be silenced. The truth must be told, and
I say that those who are seeking to make it appear that anyone who opposes the
war in Vietnam is a fool or a traitor or an enemy of our soldiers is a person
that has taken a stand against the best in our tradition."

The fate of those supporting peace has not changed in the slightest, with the
ignorant and afraid still shouting "traitor!" whenever they hear a word against
prevailing American foreign policy. King's speech would likely not have been
carried by any of the mainstream media, except for snippets with which they
would have assassinated his character and questioned his loyalty to America.

"...I watched the [Poverty] program broken as if it was some idle political
plaything of a society gone mad on war. And I knew that America would never
invest the necessary funds or energies in rehabilitation of its poor so long as
adventures like Vietnam continued to draw men and skills and money, like some
demonic, destructive suction tube. And you may not know it, my friends, but it
is estimated that we spend $500,000 to kill each enemy soldier, while we spend
only fifty-three dollars for each person classified as poor, and much of that
fifty-three dollars goes for salaries to people that are not poor. So I was
increasingly compelled to see the war as an enemy of the poor, and attack it as
such."

In the 21st century, the ratio of money invested per slain foreigner versus
spent on "person classified as poor" probably hasn't changed for the better.
Recent events have shown that, while the U.S. government is willing to throw
hundreds of billions every year at making war and, recently, at bailing out the
richest .1% when they destroyed the American economy, it is supremely
tight-fisted with even a few paltry millions for the poor. Even King's at-times
lugubrious vision could scarcely have predicted such a situation.

"Perhaps the more tragic recognition of reality took place when it became clear
to me that the war was doing far more than devastating the hope of the poor at
home. It was sending their sons, and their brothers, and their husbands to fight
and die in extraordinarily high proportion relative to the rest of the
population. We were taking the black young men who had been crippled by society
and sending them eight thousand miles away to guarantee liberties in Southeast
Asia which they had not found in Southwest Georgia and East Harlem. [...] Now, I
could not be silent in the face of such cruel manipulation of the poor."

King's disappointment in America today would likely know no bounds, as he
watched the exact same poor who were marched to war over forty years ago, once
again marched to war -- this time without even a draft to force them. No, this
time, the poor would be effectively forced into service by horrifying economic
conditions that offer the only hope of survival for them and their families. 

"The only change came from America as we increased our troop commitments in
support of governments which were singularly corrupt, inept, and without popular
support and all the while the people read our leaflets and received regular
promises of peace and democracy and land reform. Now they languish under our
bombs and consider us, not their fellow Vietnamese, the real enemy."

Change "Vietnamese" to "Afghanistani" or "Iraqi" and the sentence applies just
as well today.

"It is a sad fact that because of comfort, complacency, a morbid fear of
communism, our proneness to adjust to injustice, the Western nations that
initiated so much of the revolutionary spirit of the modern world have now
become the arch anti-revolutionaries. [...] Our only hope today lies in our
ability to recapture the revolutionary spirit and go out into a sometimes
hostile world declaring eternal hostility to poverty, racism, and militarism."

And, perhaps if we wait forty more years, King's vision of an America that
declares "eternal hostility to poverty, racism, and militarism" will come true.
But, and this is important, that is highly unlikely in the next four years, as
the incoming president, while perhaps understanding of King's empathy, does not
at all agree that America is on the wrong track with its pursuit of empire and
repeated attempts to control the fate of the world by military means. Where King
wanted to abolish the military and imperial adventures, Obama wants to increase
and expand a military that already costs five times more than that of King's
day.

"Let me say finally that I oppose the war in Vietnam because I love America. I
speak out against this war, not in anger, but with anxiety and sorrow in my
heart, and, above all, with a passionate desire to see our beloved country stand
as the moral example of the world. I speak out against this war because I am
disappointed with America. And there can be no great disappointment where there
is not great love. I am disappointed with our failure to deal positively and
forthrightly with the triple evils of racism, economic exploitation, and
militarism. We are presently moving down a dead-end road that can lead to
national disaster. America has strayed to the far country of racism and
militarism."

It is an interesting thought experiment to imagine what the mainstream media
would have done to King today. Doubtless he would have undergone one character
assassination after another for his "lack of patriotism" [1] or, more likely, he
would have been ignored entirely. There are many voices like his today and they
are not to be heard in the mainstream newspapers or television news programs;
instead they exercise their freedom of speech into a vacuum. The words which are
allowed to fall on the ears of middle America are carefully controlled to paint
the desired picture of America -- the shining city on the hill that Dr. King had
long ago already discovered was a fiction.

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[1] During his own time, the was not as universally adored as he is today. The
    purveyors of opinion of the day like Time Magazine or the Washington Post
    dismissed him as a demagogue and as "working for Hanoi" after his more
    strident speeches on Vietnam. As long as he stuck to civil rights, he was
    untouchable; when he sought to address America's militarism, he was torn
    down.

Emphasis added by the author in all citations.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[One Small Note About Shoes]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2024</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2024"/>
    <updated>2009-01-15T22:26:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following post was written about a month ago and never published.
The context is that of the show-throwing furor that has ebbed somewhat
lately.

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For a solid week, at least half of the political cartoon output of the
world has involved shoes. It is well-known that the media suffers from
a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Jan 2009 22:26:30
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The following post was written about a month ago and never published. The
context is that of the show-throwing furor that has ebbed somewhat lately.

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For a solid week, at least half of the political cartoon output of the world has
involved shoes. It is well-known that the media suffers from a severe dearth of
imagination but there is no reason to display this deficiency with such pride.

As far as shoes go, this author had two immediate thoughts on seeing the video
footage:

   1. Bush is pretty quick for an older fella; his quick reflexes were the only
      thing that kept the first shoe from nailing him right in the forehead.
   2. Where the hell was the secret service on the second shoe?

I imagine the overreaction to the reporter's act currently playing out in the
courts of Iraq is born of embarrassment for not having stopped the second shoe
from even being thrown. This sets a precedent for only allowing naked reporters
to question the president ... or for Obama to bring his 10-inch--thick lucite
walls from the acceptance speech everywhere he goes. Because if a shoe is a
weapon, a reporter in the front row could easily have thrown a piping-hot cup of
tea at the president and the secret service wouldn't be able to do a thing about
it.

Once again, it seems that the purveyors of the idea that any situation is
completely controllable are making a lot of sound and fury to cover up the
fallacy of their world view. They need us to believe it so they can maintain
their control. But, the truth is, the best way to keep people from throwing
shoes -- or piping-hot cups of tea -- at you is to stop being such a huge
asshole.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Commonly Misspelled Words]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2072</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2072"/>
    <updated>2009-01-10T12:36:51+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Check out the "The 25 Most Commonly Misspelled Words"
<http://www.businesswriting.com/tests/commonmisspelled.html> quiz (for
English, of course). I went in with an obnoxious braggadocio and walked
out with a sobering 22 out of 25. Here are the words that I have newly
learned how to spell:

  * consensus (I chose "con[c]ensus")
  * perseverance (I chose "perse[r]verance")
  * supersede

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Jan 2009 12:36:51
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Check out the "The 25 Most Commonly Misspelled Words"
<http://www.businesswriting.com/tests/commonmisspelled.html> quiz (for English,
of course). I went in with an obnoxious braggadocio and walked out with a
sobering 22 out of 25. Here are the words that I have newly learned how to
spell:

  * consensus (I chose "con[c]ensus")
  * perseverance (I chose "perse[r]verance")
  * supersede (I chose "super[c]ede")

The title of the quiz is a bit misleading, as it's not clear to what the word
"commonly" refers. While the words are not extremely rare, they also don't come
up that often. So, are these the words that, when used, are the most commonly
misspelled? Or are they the words with the most total misspellings? I believe an
example would be useful here: suppose that the word "the" is used 100 million
times and is misspelled 100,000 times. So, the word "the" would be misspelled
0.1% of the time. However, if "consensus" is used only 2000 times, but
misspelled 1000 times, it has fewer overall misspellings, but was still
misspelled 50% of the time, which is much more than the meager 0.1% for the word
"the".

Looking at the example, a misspelling of the word "the" is most likely not a
misspelling at all, but a typo. Does the ranking reflect mistyped (where the
person made an entry error, but knows how the word is spelled) or misspelled
words (where the person really thinks the word is spelled that way)? At any
rate, I learned something and retook the quiz until I got 25 out of 25. I'll
take the quiz again in a few months and see if it stuck.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Teaching Kids to Write]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2063</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2063"/>
    <updated>2009-01-03T10:01:21+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["826 Valencia" <http://www.826valencia.org/> is "dedicated to supporting
students ages 6--18 with their writing skills, and to helping teachers
get their students excited about the literary arts." They're in San
Francisco and take advantage of the strange work hours and free time of
the average freelance writer to provide afternoon...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Jan 2009 10:01:21
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"826 Valencia" <http://www.826valencia.org/> is "dedicated to supporting
students ages 6--18 with their writing skills, and to helping teachers get their
students excited about the literary arts." They're in San Francisco and take
advantage of the strange work hours and free time of the average freelance
writer to provide afternoon tutoring to students who need more one-on-one time.
The "store" that they run doesn't look like a tutoring center; instead, it's a
pirate supply store. There are similar venues in Brooklyn (super-hero supplies)
and LA (time traveller supplies). It seems to be working amazingly well, with
high participation and fantastic results.

It all sounds very cool and is best described by the founder, Dave Eggers, who
is both charsimatic and quite funny and well worth watching.

[media]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Going to America]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2038</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2038"/>
    <updated>2008-12-27T22:22:40+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The years since 9--11 have seen U.S. border policy become increasingly
hostile, with an entire new department of the U.S. government having
been conjured out of thin air, complete with its own $50 billion budget.
Various measures and overtly hostile attitudes as well as an egregiously
cavalier...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Dec 2008 22:22:40
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The years since 9--11 have seen U.S. border policy become increasingly hostile,
with an entire new department of the U.S. government having been conjured out of
thin air, complete with its own $50 billion budget. Various measures and overtly
hostile attitudes as well as an egregiously cavalier attitude toward civil
rights -- for American and non-American alike -- have prevented many people from
even venturing into the veritable no-man's land that is the modern American
international airport. 

While all this furious activity and inconvenience and maladroit hostility have
doubtless prevent thousands, if not millions, of terrorist attacks [1], it has
also exerted significant downward pressure [2] -- as financial analysts are so
fond of saying these days in lieu of "losses" -- on the tourism industry. The
article, "[A] measure that will greatly discourage travel to the U.S.[...] is
about to go into effect"
<http://www.frommers.com/blog/?plckController=Blog&plckScript=blogscript&plckElementId=blogdest&plckBlogPage=BlogViewPost&plckPostId=Blog%3A3ec3ac40-db8a-4d10-a884-acf9ccad0879Post%3A4eb23c76-9258-476e-9ee8-61807579e4f6>
(Incredible as it may seem, a measure that will greatly discourage travel to the
U.S., without protecting us in the slightest, is about to go into effect),
provides the gory details:

"...starting January 12, 2009, people traveling to America -- even from
countries whose citizens need not possess visas to visit us -- must apply for
permission to come here three days in advance of arrival!"

These applications are ostensibly to be emailed to to the Department of Homeland
Security (DHS), which will doubtless store them on their servers and ...
probably be able to do nothing with them in a timely fashion. Regardless of how
many people decide to give up on a visit to America, there will still be an
enormous number of people willing to come and have a look around. Estimates
range from "tens of thousands of applications each week [and] [i]n peak periods,
perhaps hundreds of thousands". Guess whose budget is going up next year? Now
that's what you call "jobs creation"! 

Look for all of the people grumbling about hiring people for social purposes to
fall over themselves loving this new idea from the DHS. After all, how are we to
convince people of the basic inferiority to all that is America without measures
like these? This measure is similar to trying to force European countries
(Switzerland included [3]) into including biometric information in their new
passports. Countries that fail to do so by a certain deadline will have their
citizens applying for visas for travel to the States. Soviet-era openness, here
we come!

This idea is a non-starter and will soon subside into the ether from whence it
came, having managed only to alienate the world even further.

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[1] Oh yes indeed! With tongue placed firmly in cheek.


[1] The blog article mentions that "[w]hile all other advanced countries have
    reported a steady and continuing increase in their incoming tourism over the
    past seven years, the United States has suffered a decline. Fewer foreign
    tourists are coming here today than arrived in the year 2000..."


[1] Switzerland is voting on whether or not to include biometric information in
    their passports in May of 2009. In Switzerland, issues of personal privacy
    and private data are decided in national referenda. Nice, huh?

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I'm a Postman, Not an Athlete!]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2012</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2012"/>
    <updated>2008-12-13T23:45:28+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article, "Union claims Royal Mail postmen are being told to walk
faster"
<http://www.personneltoday.com/articles/2008/12/11/48713/union-claims-royal-mail-postmen-are-being-told-to-walk-faster.html>,
clears up the confusion surrounding the claim that the Royal Mail in
England will be "requiring delivery staff to walk at four miles an
hour". It's amusing that the claim is taken at all seriously. People are
notoriously bad...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Dec 2008 23:45:28
Updated by marco on 14. Dec 2008 09:10:28
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The article, "Union claims Royal Mail postmen are being told to walk faster"
<http://www.personneltoday.com/articles/2008/12/11/48713/union-claims-royal-mail-postmen-are-being-told-to-walk-faster.html>,
clears up the confusion surrounding the claim that the Royal Mail in England
will be "requiring delivery staff to walk at four miles an hour". It's amusing
that the claim is taken at all seriously. People are notoriously bad at judging
numbers. They hear the claim and think nothing of it, thinking that the number
-- which a "new software system, Pegasus" calculated is anything but a complete
fairy tale. It may also show that people either don't walk very much or don't
know how quickly they're walking when they do. Four miles per hour -- 6.44
kilometers per hour for the civilized world -- is very quick. If you're of
average height, you will neither hit nor maintain this pace without constant
concentration and effort. To say nothing of maintaining the pace for two hours
or more -- you certainly won't have mental energy left over for delivering the
mail accurately.

To discuss that pace as anything but laughable when talking about postmen (and
women) is incompetent. The BBC even sent out a reporter to walk the rounds with
a postman to see what a real pace was like. Lo and behold, he discovered that
even 3.1 miles per hour felt "rather brisk"; it turns out that they averaged 2.1
miles per hour for the nearly four hours they needed to complete the route. At
that pace, they took twenty minutes longer than the recommended; walking four
miles per hour would have likely nearly killed the both of them, but they would
have been done in just over two hours. More than enough time for a pint or two
before checking in. Now that would be an incentive to walk a bit more quickly.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Definition: To Beg the Question]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2011</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=2011"/>
    <updated>2008-12-13T13:18:41+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The phrase "to beg the question" has become much more popular outside of
philosophical circles. In almost all cases, it is being used
incorrectly. When you hear someone say the phrase, then follow it with a
question, they are doing it wrong. Consider the following cartoon about
Obama's involvement...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Dec 2008 13:18:41
Updated by marco on 23. Oct 2009 08:33:11
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The phrase "to beg the question" has become much more popular outside of
philosophical circles. In almost all cases, it is being used incorrectly. When
you hear someone say the phrase, then follow it with a question, they are doing
it wrong. Consider the following cartoon about Obama's involvement in the
Blagojevich scandal:

[image]

In this case, the reporter actually means, "which raises the question". It is
common practice for people to dress up their language to make what they're
saying sound more professional -- one hears it in interviews all the time as
people throw words outside of their normal vocabulary willy-nilly into sentences
in a desperate attempt to impart sophistication, but they instead invariably
detract from their overall point. In that light, it is hard to understand why
"begging the question" is increasingly preferred over "raising the question".

Begging the question is to "assume the truth of the very thing being
questioned". For example, introducing oneself to a girl -- or a guy -- in a bar
by asking what they like for breakfast is "begging the question". The asker has
made an assumption about how the rest of the evening will go that "would not be
accepted by any reasonable person". That is, the asker is "founding a conclusion
on a basis that as much needs to be proved as the conclusion itself". In this
case, the conclusion is that the asker and the askee will be eating breakfast
together the following morning, but it assumes the basis that the asker and
askee will be waking up together the following morning.

The etymology is thought to be that questions to which the answer is assumed
were said to "go begging" because such a question has effectively been replaced
with an assumed statement of fact. In that sense, the question had to "beg" for
its right to be asked instead of for its answer to be assumed.

Brought to you by the LAFCEL (League Against the Further Corruption of the
English Language).

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All cited definitions come from "Begging the question"
<http://www.answers.com/main/ntquery?s=beg+the+question&gwp=8>.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Heath Ledger's Joker]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1922</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1922"/>
    <updated>2008-08-31T22:58:01+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Much has been said of Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker in The Dark
Knight. Many have drawn parallels between elements in the movie and the
recent history of the United States, from the attacks of 9--11 to the
ensuing war on terror and its effects, both foreign and domestic. The
Joker is chosen...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. Aug 2008 22:58:01
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Much has been said of Heath Ledger's portrayal of the Joker in The Dark Knight.
Many have drawn parallels between elements in the movie and the recent history
of the United States, from the attacks of 9--11 to the ensuing war on terror and
its effects, both foreign and domestic. The Joker is chosen as the terrorist and
the only way to stop him is to be just as lawless, to forsake all that you are
defending -- if only for just a little while, until order is restored -- before
everything you hold dear slips away on the raging river of anarchy brought forth
into the world by him. Some see the film as a critique of this line of reasoning
whereas others see it as a recognition of its inevitability. These
interpretations, however, try too hard to map the film onto their own personal
worldview and miss the none-too-subtle point that was expressed in no uncertain
terms by the Joker himself during the film: "Introduce a little anarchy. Upset
the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.".
This citation from "At the Movies" by Michael Wood
<http://www.lrb.co.uk/v30/n16/wood01a.html>, seems to understand the crux of the
matter very well:

[image]

"By turns authoritative and wheedling, often speaking casually, with long
pauses, as if talking to himself, always acting, aware of circumstance and
timing, and very rarely manic [...] he creates a character who is attractive and
horrifying in exactly the right proportions: attractive because horrifying,
perhaps. Even his rages seem parodies of rages. He projects an enduring sense of
calm beneath his craziness, so that you have to admire his poise even as you
wish he had never been invented. [...] the Joker makes even evil seem a puzzle
too easily solved because there is nothing he can’t make a joke of, and
because, unlike Batman, he is not the prisoner of a traumatic past but the
inventor of one: he can have any past he likes. Any future too. It’s striking
that several people in the movie call him a terrorist, an appropriate term only
in a very loose sense. He certainly terrorises people, in the movie and in the
cinema. But terrorism, strictly, is a political weapon, and the Joker doesn’t
have any politics, any more than he has any morals. [...] He is not only someone
we don’t understand, he is the image of everything we don’t understand, a
travesty of highly intelligent, meaningless design."

Try as one might, there is no way to ascribe terrorist acts to the Joker without
bending the definition beyond all recognition. He has no credo, no goal; the
scene in the road -- where Batman screamed up the road on his motorcycle at the
Joker -- showed that the Joker truly didn't whether he lived or died. To him,
the worth of every moment was determined by its entertainment value, not by any
contribution it made to a higher purpose.

Most terrorists can be thwarted by defusing the situation that drove them to
acts of desperation. We do ourselves a disservice by lumping in the majority of
the redeemable with the extreme minority of the truly insane. When the Joker got
a heap of money, he burned it -- perhaps because he was truly around the bend
and doesn't share any morés with Western society, or perhaps because he saw it
as a lever by which he could be controlled were he to become attached to the
idea of being wealthy. The Joker says during his interrogation that he has
nothing that the Batman can take from him, but the Joker is a work of fiction.
Most people -- even terrorists -- are not like that; most people have levers by
which they can be controlled [1].

Casting the Joker as a terrorist in an attempt to substantiate a worldview that
incorporates only black and white credos is to do a great disservice to both
Frank Miller -- who created this darker, subtler vision of Gotham inhabited by
an amoral Joker and a tortured Batman -- and to Heath Ledger, who transformed
himself utterly to portray a personality found exceedingly rarely [2], if ever,
in real life. The world is composed of shades of gray. We Americans have already
ruined our political process with our refusal to assimilate this fact; let's not
ruin our cinema as well.

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[1] Unless all of their levers have been previously removed by aerial bombing.


[1] Charles Manson springs to mind.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Chains and Acres]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1892</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1892"/>
    <updated>2008-08-14T22:34:55+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[You learn something every day. After years of wondering how the acre
came about as a measurement of area, here comes the "Chain (length)"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_(unit)> to explain everything. An
acre is apparently not just an inscrutably long and decimal-place--laden
number of square yards. It is, in fact, exactly 10 square...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Aug 2008 22:34:55
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You learn something every day. After years of wondering how the acre came about
as a measurement of area, here comes the "Chain (length)"
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_(unit)> to explain everything. An acre is
apparently not just an inscrutably long and decimal-place--laden number of
square yards. It is, in fact, exactly 10 square chains. A chain is one tenth of
a furlong and equal to 66 feet. That makes more sense than 4840 square yards or
a box 208.71 feet on a side.

In addition to the chain, there's also the rood, which is a quarter of an acre,
the perch, which is 1/160 of an acre (and equal to a square rod, which is 5.5
yards long) and the indian cent, which is 1/100 of an acre (but whose
measurement in square feet or square yards is doubtless also fraught with
decimal places).

So an acre is 10 square chains -- a strip of land one furlong long and one chain
wide, instead of a square of land -- and a square chain is 1000 square links.
It's comforting to know that even the British system of measurement has roots in
base-10.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[June in Switzerland]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1875</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1875"/>
    <updated>2008-06-17T08:14:19+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]

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[1] Yeah, I know you can see some of my web page behind the picture, but
    it's not exactly a security breach for people to find out that I'm
    reading about "Kucinich's articles of impeachment".
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 17. Jun 2008 08:14:19
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[image]

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[1] Yeah, I know you can see some of my web page behind the picture, but it's
    not exactly a security breach for people to find out that I'm reading about
    "Kucinich's articles of impeachment".

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hitchens Delivers Scathing Opprobrium]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1862</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1862"/>
    <updated>2008-06-07T08:25:48+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The article "Just one question"
<http://books.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,2282292,00.html> features a whole
bunch of British people I've never heard of, half of them asking pithy
questions, allowing the other half to offer equally pithy -- and often,
far lengthier -- answers. "Julia Neuberger, rabbi and Lib Dem peer",
appearing about 3/4 of the way down the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Jun 2008 08:25:48
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The article "Just one question"
<http://books.guardian.co.uk/story/0,,2282292,00.html> features a whole bunch of
British people I've never heard of, half of them asking pithy questions,
allowing the other half to offer equally pithy -- and often, far lengthier --
answers. "Julia Neuberger, rabbi and Lib Dem peer", appearing about 3/4 of the
way down the list, though it a good idea to ask Christopher Hitchens an insipid
question that he'd been asked dozens of times before. Whatever you may think of
Hitchens either personally or professionally, this is the kind of moment for
which he was made.

Here's the question in its less-than-nuanced entirety:

"Why are you so angry about religion? Don't you think your very fervour - and
certainty - make you just like the religious extremists you profess to despise.
And where's the room for doubt in your analysis?"

I am oh-so-curious as to whether she thought -- even for a moment -- that he
might have answered, respectively, "abused as a child", "yes" and "nowhere" and
left it at that. Though the idea may have fleetingly occurred, being Hitchens,
he opted for the far-more-amusing response partially cited below. He leads with
a lovely citation:

"Any view of the world which does not premise the existence of something
supernatural is a philosophy, or a theory or, at worst, an ideology. If it is
either of the first two, at its best it proportions what it accepts to the
evidence for accepting it, knows what would refute it, and stands ready to
revise itself in the light of new evidence. This is the essence of science."

He goes on to illustrate with an example:

"The whole analytical method of humanist materialism is based on scepticism. We
take nothing on faith. Imagine what a fortune could be made by a palaeontologist
who unearthed human bones and dinosaur bones in the same layer of sediment. I
will bet my house that this discovery will not be made, but my bet is not
entirely, or at all, an article of belief. It is, rather, a conviction based on
the study of evidence."

The emphasized passage above is the core of the answer: the difference between
fundamentalists and (good) scientists lies in the scientists' willingness to
assimilate new information and to base convictions on evidence rather than
faith. A fundamentalist will continue to believe that which he or she believes
regardless of conflicting evidence. This is not to say that logical conclusions
drawn from a preponderance of evidence are always right and faith-based
conclusions always wrong, but that the methodologies differ and the first
methodology has a much stronger track record in reality.

The citation is spot-on, the reasoning is strong and succinct, but it just
wouldn't be Hitchens if there wasn't a personally insulting zinger in there
somewhere, which brings us to the last paragraph:

"As to the manner in which I express myself, it rather depends on the
antagonist. I'm normally renowned for my patience and good humour, but I admit
to being easily bored and, when I come up against, say, a self-righteous rabbi,
can be tempted to succumb to sarcasm. I think that may be where your confusion
arises. Oh, and I do not "profess" to despise religious extremists. I really do
despise them. (emphasis added)"

Arrogant to some, snide to nearly all, but his stern redaction of her question
to remove the politically-correct softening qualifier "profess" is completely
and entirely justified and gives this author, at least, a warm and fuzzy
feeling.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Things You Didn't Know About Elevators]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1815</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1815"/>
    <updated>2008-04-20T20:26:52+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Up and Then Down" by Nick Paumgarten
<http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten?currentPage=all>
is a well-written look into the world of elevators and the companies
that create them. It mixes research with the story of a man who was
trapped in an elevator for 41 hours. Some interesting tidbits from the
article:

  * The last time an elevator plummeted down a shaft was in 1945 in

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Apr 2008 20:26:52
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"Up and Then Down" by Nick Paumgarten
<http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2008/04/21/080421fa_fact_paumgarten?currentPage=all>
is a well-written look into the world of elevators and the companies that create
them. It mixes research with the story of a man who was trapped in an elevator
for 41 hours. Some interesting tidbits from the article:

  * The last time an elevator plummeted down a shaft was in 1945 in the US. It
    was called "the Empire State Building incident of 1945, in which a B-25
    bomber pilot made a wrong turn in the fog and crashed into the seventy-ninth
    floor, snapping the hoist and safety cables of two elevators." Only one
    woman was in the elevator and she actually survived the crash (though with
    extensive injuries).
  * Elevators are almost ridiculously safe, with most hoist elevators having six
    to eight cables, each of which "is capable on its own of supporting the full
    load of the elevator plus twenty-five per cent more weight."
  * Elevators are safer than automobiles and much safer than their counterpart,
    escalators.
  * Contrary to Hollywood legend, the escape hatch in an elevator can only
    opened from the outside; it is bolted shut because, in an emergency, the
    safest place to be is inside the elevator.
  * "A single elevator can climb no higher than seventeen hundred feet. A hoist
    rope any longer is too heavy to be practical; at thirty-two hundred feet, it
    will snap, like a stream of spit in a stairwell." That's with current
    technology, of course.
  * Modern elevators no longer respond to the "door close" button; an even more
    modern system called "destination dispatch" does away with the floor buttons
    as well. "Destination dispatch assigns passengers to an elevator according
    to which floors they’re going to, in an attempt to send each car to as few
    floors as possible. You enter your floor number at a central control panel
    in the lobby and are told which elevator to take."

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Stock Exchange Hand Signals]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1795</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1795"/>
    <updated>2008-04-10T20:11:15+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Op-Chart: Making Money Hand Over Fist"
<http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/04/07/opinion/20080407_TRADING_GRAPHIC.html>
is another in a long line of really slick, interactive, infographic
presentations. Because of the extreme noise on the trading floor,
traders use hand signals to indicate buy/sell interest, prices, amounts
and status information.

"An oil trader demonstrates the"

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Apr 2008 20:11:15
Updated by marco on 10. Apr 2008 20:14:40
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"Op-Chart: Making Money Hand Over Fist"
<http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/04/07/opinion/20080407_TRADING_GRAPHIC.html>
is another in a long line of really slick, interactive, infographic
presentations. Because of the extreme noise on the trading floor, traders use
hand signals to indicate buy/sell interest, prices, amounts and status
information.

"An oil trader demonstrates the hand signals used on the floor of the New York
Mercantile Exchange. Text and graphics by Ben Schott, a contributing columnist."

[image]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Required Reading (for Americans, at least)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1782</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1782"/>
    <updated>2008-04-02T22:43:28+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Though the article, "What Every American Should Know About the Middle
East"
<http://dmiessler.com/blog/what-every-american-should-know-about-the-middle-east>,
has already done a decent job of summarizing Arabs, Islam and the Middle
East [1], there's still probably too much text [2], so here's a summary
of the summary [3].

   1. Arabs are an ethnic group. [4]
   2. Iraqis are mostly Arab.
   3. Iranians are

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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Apr 2008 22:43:28
Updated by marco on 2. Apr 2008 22:51:53
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Though the article, "What Every American Should Know About the Middle East"
<http://dmiessler.com/blog/what-every-american-should-know-about-the-middle-east>,
has already done a decent job of summarizing Arabs, Islam and the Middle East
[1], there's still probably too much text [2], so here's a summary of the
summary [3].

   1. Arabs are an ethnic group. [4]
   2. Iraqis are mostly Arab.
   3. Iranians are mostly Persian (another ethnic group).
   4. Afghans are Pashtun, Hazira, Uzbek or Tajik (also ethnic groups). [5]
   5. Afghani is the unit of currency in Afghanistan.
   6. They speak Arabic [6] in Iraq.
   7. They speak Farsi [7] in Iran. [8]
   8. They speak Pashto and Farsi in Afghanistan.
   9. Semitic [9] refers to a set of languages.
   10. Arabic and Hebrew are both Semitic languages.
   11. Arabs can be any religion.
   12. Islam is a religion.
   13. Muslims are people of Islamic faith.
   14. Islam has two major sects, Shia and Sunni. [10]
   15. Sunnis make up 90% of all Muslims. [11]
   16. Muhammad is a prophet of Islam. [12]

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[1] Assuming, of course, that it can be done at all in so little text.


[1] I'm being entirely facetious and unfair to my American compatriots. Except
    where I'm not. You know who you are. In hindsight, it would have been fun to
    do this one as an April Fool's gag, since most of you would have had no idea
    one way or the other. On the other hand, Fox News pretty much has the market
    on Arab misinformation cornered and has taken all the chuckles out of that.


[1] With footnotes for the adventurous, of course.


[1] "Ethnic groups" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups> are
    religion-independent cultural classifications. See "Arabs"
    <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab> for more information.


[1] From "Afghanistan" <http://www.answers.com/Afghanistan?cat=travel>: "About
    two-fifths of the people belong to the Pashtun ethnic group".


[1] Arabic is spoken in large parts of Africa as well as the Middle East.


[1] Also called Persian.


[1] From "Iran" <http://www.answers.com/iran?cat=travel>: "The principal
    language of the country is Persian (Farsi), which is written with the Arabic
    alphabet and spoken by about 60% of the people. Other groups speak Turkic
    dialects (25%), Kurdish, (10%), and Turkish, Armenian, and Arabic. Among the
    educated classes, English and French are spoken."


[1] From "Semitic languages" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semitic_languages>:
    "The term "Semitic" for these languages, after Shem, the son of Noah in the
    Bible, is etymologically a misnomer in some ways (see Semitic), but is
    nonetheless standard." Palestinians are a Semitic people and are
    ill-equipped to be anti-Semitic, as they are so often accused of being.


[1] The Shia/Sunni schism is as old as Islam itself. Sunnis believe the line of
    power runs through the caliphate whereas Shias believe it runs through the
    family of Muhammad. Normally, Shia and Sunnis are perfectly capable of
    living in peace (often intermarrying) without further trouble; in Iraq, the
    US expended quite a lot of effort to foment a civil war. Compare Protestants
    and Catholics in the US to those in Ireland in the final quarter of the 20th
    century; same religions, but differing levels of violence, largely due to
    politics instead of religion.


[1] Iran is almost exclusively Shia; Iraq is 60% Shia and 20% Sunni; Palestine,
    Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Jordan and the Gulf States are almost
    exclusively Sunni.


[1] The Saudi Arabian flag features Arabic text, which reads: "There is no god
    but God; Muhammad is the Messenger of God", a central tenet of Islam.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Learning about America in the 21st Century]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1757</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1757"/>
    <updated>2008-03-10T07:50:49+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Learning by example in Bush's America leads to the list in "Everything I
Know I Learned Since Jan. 20, 2001" by Neal Starkman
<http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/01/05/6194/>. Some examples
are cited below.

"Rich people hire everyone else to work for them, making our economy
robust.

"Scientists’ opinions are neither better nor worse than anyone
else’s.

"The"

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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Mar 2008 07:50:49
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Learning by example in Bush's America leads to the list in "Everything I Know I
Learned Since Jan. 20, 2001" by Neal Starkman
<http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/01/05/6194/>. Some examples are cited
below.

"Rich people hire everyone else to work for them, making our economy robust.

"Scientists’ opinions are neither better nor worse than anyone else’s.

"The fall of communism is the best evidence that providing everyone in this
country with free health care is doomed."

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Don't Be That Guy]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1707</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1707"/>
    <updated>2008-01-19T20:39:13+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A year ago, it was silly to be concerned about the elections in 2008.
With the primaries finally underway and the election actually within
three seasons' reach, it's time to get engaged again. That means shaking
off the cobwebs instilled by the ubiquitous brainwashing of the
mainstream media (the...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Jan 2008 20:39:13
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A year ago, it was silly to be concerned about the elections in 2008. With the
primaries finally underway and the election actually within three seasons'
reach, it's time to get engaged again. That means shaking off the cobwebs
instilled by the ubiquitous brainwashing of the mainstream media (the cloaca of
ideas) and actually figuring out what you need to know for the elections, which
include:

  * Figuring out what your problems are
  * Figuring out where your interests lie
  * Thinking long term, even if it means slightly tougher times in the short
    term
  * Actually listening to what the candidates are saying, rather than what they
    tell you they said in soundbites or, even worse, what the media tells you
    they stand for in their helpful, but woefully uninformed and criminally
    misleading, summaries.

A handy guide to doing so is to see whether any of the following conditions
apply to you.

"You believe in freedom of speech, until someone says something that offends
you. You suddenly give a damn about border integrity, because the automated
voice system at your pharmacy asked you to press 9 for Spanish. You cling to
every scrap of bullshit you can find to support your ludicrous belief system,
and reject all empirical evidence to the contrary. You know the difference
between patriotism and nationalism -- it's nationalism when foreigners do it.
You hate anyone who seems smarter than you. You care more about zygotes than
actual people. You love to blame people for their misfortunes, even if it means
screwing yourself over. You still think Republicans favor limited government.
Your knowledge of politics and government are dwarfed by your concern for
Britney Spears' children. You think buying Chinese goods stimulates our economy.
You think you're going to get universal health care. You tolerate the phrase
"enhanced interrogation techniques." You think the government is actually trying
to improve education. You think watching CNN makes you smarter. You think two
parties is enough. You can't spell. You think $9 trillion in debt is manageable.
You believe in an afterlife for the sole reason that you don't want to die. You
think lowering taxes raises revenue. You think the economy's doing well. You're
an idiot."

Avoiding all of the above character traits is a great plan for being a good
voter in 2008. Practice, practice, practice.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Kristol-Clear Typo]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1708</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1708"/>
    <updated>2008-01-19T20:27:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In "Braking Kristol: 'NYT' Public Editor Hits Hiring of Columnist"
<http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003695900>
has a typo; they wrote that:

"Clark Hoyt, has called the controversial hiring of William Kristol as
an op-ed columnist a "mistake." ... He also wrote, in his column today,
that of nearly 700 messages he has received about the"

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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Jan 2008 20:27:36
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In "Braking Kristol: 'NYT' Public Editor Hits Hiring of Columnist"
<http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003695900>
has a typo; they wrote that:

"Clark Hoyt, has called the controversial hiring of William Kristol as an op-ed
columnist a "mistake." ... He also wrote, in his column today, that of nearly
700 messages he has received about the selection, only one praised the pick
(empasis added)"

It's a sad day when even Editor and Publisher can't proofread well enough to
detect that they mis-spelled "prick".

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Rapturous Truth]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1681</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1681"/>
    <updated>2007-12-09T21:02:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Werner Herzog has made many films and not one of them was boring, either
to watch or to film (he famously "haul[ed] a boat up a mountainside in
[his film] Fitzcarraldo ... in the middle of the Amazonian rain forest,
[because] audience will know if the shots are real". His latest is
Little Dieter...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Dec 2007 21:02:30
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Werner Herzog has made many films and not one of them was boring, either to
watch or to film (he famously "haul[ed] a boat up a mountainside in [his film]
Fitzcarraldo ... in the middle of the Amazonian rain forest, [because] audience
will know if the shots are real". His latest is Little Dieter Needs to Fly -- a
documentary about the only successful escape from a POW camp in Vietnam -- with
the unparalleled Christian Bale in the lead role. Roger Ebert wrote him a
magnificent letter (linked below) thanking him for "ennobl[ing] the cinema when
so many debase it". His text is remarkably evocative as evidenced by the
following citation:

"You did not go to Antarctica, you assure us at the outset, to film cute
penguins. But you did film one cute penguin, a penguin that was disoriented, and
was steadfastly walking in precisely the wrong direction—into an ice vastness
the size of Texas. “And if you turn him around in the right direction,” you
say, “he will turn himself around, and keep going in the wrong direction,
until he starves and dies.” The sight of that penguin waddling optimistically
toward his doom would be heartbreaking, except that he is so sure he is
correct."

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Thanks to "Ecstatic truth" by Jim Emerson
<http://blogs.suntimes.com/scanners/2007/11/ecstatic_truth.html> for the link.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Improving the Pocket Calendar]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1675</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1675"/>
    <updated>2007-12-03T21:43:40+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This guy kicked off a "[a] better design to fit a year calendar
comfortably within a business card."
<http://elzr.com/posts/infodesign-challenge> There are a lot of, shall
we say, unique, entries. Many of them are interesting only in that they
actually work, not that they would be more useful than the standard
pocket calendar, which uses text...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Dec 2007 21:43:40
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This guy kicked off a "[a] better design to fit a year calendar comfortably
within a business card." <http://elzr.com/posts/infodesign-challenge> There are
a lot of, shall we say, unique, entries. Many of them are interesting only in
that they actually work, not that they would be more useful than the standard
pocket calendar, which uses text too small to read. The winning entry is the
"Thumb Calendar" by Adam Sporka
<http://adam.sporka.eu/wiki/doku.php?id=web:thumb_calendar>, which is clean and
clear:

[image]

Here's how it works:

First half of the year is on one side of the card, the rest of the year is on
the other. ... The header of each month is appropriately aligned to show the
actual days of the week.

   1. Find the month you want to read.
   2. Use your thumbs to cover the numbers that are not directly below the month
      header.
   3. Note the color of the month header. The last day of the month is rendered
      in the same color.

Cool. There's a PDF to download if you actually want to carry it around with
you.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[How Low Can You Go?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1673</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1673"/>
    <updated>2007-12-03T20:36:01+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The "International Photography Contest"
<http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/photo-contest/photo-contest.html>
selected the following picture as the winner in the Animals category of
their annual competition. This is wrong on so many levels, not least of
which is that a lot of people (yours truly included) tend to have much
stronger reactions to the suffering of animals...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Dec 2007 20:36:01
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The "International Photography Contest"
<http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/photo-contest/photo-contest.html>
selected the following picture as the winner in the Animals category of their
annual competition. This is wrong on so many levels, not least of which is that
a lot of people (yours truly included) tend to have much stronger reactions to
the suffering of animals that fellow human beings. Why is that? Is it their
helplessness? Their relative innocence? Are people not accorded a similar
guilelessness, by default? Or do we just assume that they, while not necessarily
deserving their fate, have, in some way, failed to prevent it?

[image]

"Caged monkeys await their fate at a medical laboratory in Hubei Province,
China. The judges liked that this image subverts the usual romanticized approach
to wildlife photography and more accurately reflects the fate of many of the
world’s animals. The sneaker at the top provides scale and injects a human
being into the scene; the anonymity of the wearer suggests concealment and
complicity. The structure of the cages, the horror of the captivity, the crowded
composition, and the claustrophobic tension all add up to a sad and compelling
photo."


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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Exhaustive Fast Food Nutrition Information]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1674</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1674"/>
    <updated>2007-12-03T19:36:42+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Fast Food Restaurants & Nutrition Facts Compared"
<http://www.acaloriecounter.com/fast-food.php> took the time to
painstakingly combine the published nutrition (if you can call it that)
information for the largest fast food chains in America. 

A few tidbits:

  * In the french fries department, Dairy Queen at 1530mg delivers
    almost five times the

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 3. Dec 2007 19:36:42
Updated by marco on 11. Mar 2008 21:13:18
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"Fast Food Restaurants & Nutrition Facts Compared"
<http://www.acaloriecounter.com/fast-food.php> took the time to painstakingly
combine the published nutrition (if you can call it that) information for the
largest fast food chains in America. 

A few tidbits:

  * In the french fries department, Dairy Queen at 1530mg delivers almost five
    times the sodium of McDonald's fries and 730 kCal for their large size.
  * Carl's Jr weighs in with a regular hamburger that has 470 kCal and 1060mg of
    sodium.
  * The unlimited weight class for sandwiches/burgers has dozens with over
    1500mg sodium and several contenders with over 1000 kCal, but Carl's Jr
    prevails again with a "Double Six Dollar Burger" that has 2760 mg of sodium,
    1520 kCal and 111 grams of fat.
  * In the chicken department, Dairy Queen is back with a single piece of
    chicken that has 1270 kCal, 2910 mg of sodium and 67 grams of fat.
  * There was no clear winner, with the best statistics usually going to the
    restaurant that offered the smallest serving size (White Castle won with
    their tiny burgers and McDonald's was a clear favorite with their smaller
    breakfast biscuit).
  * In the pizza category, Pizza Hut delivers with a single slice of 14" large
    cheese pizza 390 kCal, 19 grams of fat and 800 mg of sodium, whereas Little
    Caesar's does much better with 200 kCal, 7 grams of fat and only 340 grams
    of sodium.

As the site says, their statistics were collected in November 2007. The
statistic that jumps out the most, though, is the amount of sodium in these
meals: the standard recommended daily allowance of sodium for a normal adult is
about 2500mg. Eating fries and chicken at Dairy Queen -- for one meal -- gets
you 3440mg of sodium.

[image]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Writer's Strike]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1657</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1657"/>
    <updated>2007-11-08T20:16:08+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Writer's Guild started their strike this week, bringing all new
television production out of Hollywood to a screeching halt. For those
who haven't followed it too closely, the Guild have put together a video
covering the main points.

[media]

Another member of the guild involved in the negotiation...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Nov 2007 20:16:08
Updated by marco on 9. Nov 2007 06:44:48
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The Writer's Guild started their strike this week, bringing all new television
production out of Hollywood to a screeching halt. For those who haven't followed
it too closely, the Guild have put together a video covering the main points.

[media]

Another member of the guild involved in the negotiation wrote "Why We Want Our
Words' Worth" by Michael Winship
<http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2007/11/07/5077/>, which noted that much of
what is breathlessly reported by the media is vastly distorted or flat-out
incorrect -- pretty much par for the course for the new channels, in other
words. 

"But money is being made. They simply don't wish to share it any more than they
wished to share revenues from VHS tapes or DVDs. They told us then there was no
business model, too. ... What we're down to is a package that will cost the
studios and networks around $150-160 million, spread over the three years of the
contract. That's about twice what Viacom paid Tom Freston to buy him out as its
CEO. A little less than what Merrill Lynch is paying Stan O'Neal to retire as
its chairman and chief executive. Less than what Citigroup was paying incoming
chairman Robert Rubin. As a consultant."

Despite these vast disparities in power and earnings, the nationally
acknowledged anti-union bent that colors almost everything in modern American
discourse will still have most people nodding vigorously as they agree that
those damned Hollywood types are so greedy and that they TOOK AWAY MY GRAY'S. In
reality, it seems that the studio heads -- much like their brethren at the
recording studios -- have no idea what it's like to actually create something.

"At one point during negotiations, it was seriously propositioned to us that
writers who base their scripts on history or contemporary real life events
should be paid less than those who create an original story because they don't
have to use their imaginations as much. I am not making this up."

People who have no idea how much effort goes into writing or how much talent,
concentration, intuition and perseverence it takes to come with something even
halfway decent (even cliché scripts has to be written) are putting dollar
values on these jobs. It's the same with any job, where the manager just sees
you clicking away at a keyboard or mopping a floor or directing traffic and
thinks "how hard can that be?". Any monkey could do that and they should be
happy to have a job instead of screaming for more money. Managers with no actual
talent other than for managing see the world differently.

"I was reminded of the old joke about the logic of civil engineers: if it takes
a woman nine months to have a baby, they're convinced that gathering nine women
together will produce a baby in a month."


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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Joys of Commuting]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1652</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1652"/>
    <updated>2007-10-02T22:18:54+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[As cities in America grow bigger and bigger, with suburbs being
surrounded by exurbs and people travelling around, through and between
city centers regularly, the question of public transportation arises.
It's only really in the States that large cities look at public
transportation as a question...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Oct 2007 22:18:54
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As cities in America grow bigger and bigger, with suburbs being surrounded by
exurbs and people travelling around, through and between city centers regularly,
the question of public transportation arises. It's only really in the States
that large cities look at public transportation as a question rather than as a
right. It's only in the States that trains, subways, light rail and metro
commuter lines are discussed in terms of profitability instead of usefulness,
environmental friendliness and quality-of-life.

"Price controls" by Megan McCardle
<http://meganmcardle.theatlantic.com/archives/2007/09/price_controls.php> cites
a driving commuter who calculated how much money he would save and how much
extra time he would spend if he took the train instead of drove:

"I can usually drive there in 45-60 minutes during off-peak hours, although it
can sometimes take much longer if there’s an accident. I can park in the
garage next to my office for the day for $12. Conversely, I can drive 15-20
minutes to a Metro station, pay $4 to park, wait as long as 15 minutes for a
train, pay another $2.65 to get two blocks from the office 35-50 minutes later,
followed by a 5-10 minute walk to the office."

The train would save him about $3.00 per day, but cost him anywhere from 30 to
75 minutes. It would also cost him what he terms the "privacy and autonomy I
enjoy in my own vehicle". He does not note the extra risk he has driving so much
every day, nor the effects on his health from the extra stress incurred. The
decision to drive to work is aided primarily by two things:

   1. The human capacity for getting used to anything; even a torturous commute
      every day is subsumed into the everyday humdrum and taken as a given after
      a while. Those hours spent behind the wheel are not considered wasted --
      they are to be preferred to spending even more time in a train, though one
      can read or do something useful there.
   2. The subsidization of the driving lifestyle in the States; road maintenance
      is paid for with gas taxes, but no one ever talks about a the highway
      system "turning a profit". Gas prices are so low that the gentleman above
      even leaves the cost out of the equation because he only uses "a nominal
      amount of gasoline". [1]

Clearly the only people using public transportation are those who actually have
something better to do than stare at the bumper in front of them for two hours
per day. There is no other incentive forcing people to reconsider their decision
to work far from their homes or to spend so much of their lives driving. Ms.
McArdle suggests to "institute comprehensive road tolls combined with a
congestion pricing scheme" and "a carbon tax to compensate for the negative
externalities drivers are imposing". Tolls are not the answer as they congest
traffic further; there should be a blanket highway usage fee paid each year (as
in some European countries). A carbon tax is a good idea if it's applied to the
price of gasoline. With all the talk of taxing cigarettes as a "sin", there
should be more about taxing gasoline more.

The problem with all of these solutions is that one can only reasonably do them
in larger urban areas which actually have decent public transportation, which
can handle the extra capacity engendered by droves of people giving up
automotive commuting.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] One commenter asks "What are our gas taxes paying for, if not the roads?"
    It's a decent question, and it's difficult to say what the subsidies are
    without hard numbers. Many years ago, the NYC subway fares paid for about
    70% of the system whereas the LIRR and Metro-North barely cracked 40% and
    50% respectively. It's hard to imagine that gas taxes pay for the roads in
    NYC as it costs a tremendous amount of money to build in NYC and everyone
    buys their gas in Jersey anway.
  
  Another commenter wrote:
  "What I would like to see is data on the relative size of subsidies for roads
   vs. mass transit per user mile expressed in current dollars. I think if you
   totaled up the amount spent on roads, parking garages, cars, driveways,
   eminent domain, accidental death and injury, insurance, and added in the cost
   of the negative externalities, people would be totally freaking shocked."
  
  Which goes more in the direction of using true-cost economics to come up with
  a cost for driving: "negative externalities" like congestion, pollution, noise
  and degraded quality of life because there are cars and roads everywhere.
  Another poster commented that "[b]efore talking about taxing consumers for
  gasoline, I think the government should take away all the oil industry's
  subsidies, tax credits and deductions", which touches on another matter:
  corporate welfare, for which we also pay. 
  
  "Net Federal Subsidies per Thousand Passenger-Miles by Mode: FY 1990-2002"
  <http://www.bts.gov/programs/federal_subsidies_to_passenger_transportation/html/table_04.html>
  shows the amount of subsidy per transport mode per thousand passenger miles.
  This is supposed to show that cars have negative net subsidization, but
  drawing that conclusion ignores the fact that planes, buses, trains and other
  public infrastructure have to pay for everything, including the vehicles,
  whereas drivers shoulder the cost of upkeep and maintenance of their own
  vehicles. It's not a subsidy, but it's a major cost that doesn't appear in the
  calculation.
  
   The upshot is that the US stands alone in this discussion about urban areas
   and personal transportation; much of the rest of the civilized world has
   decided on cultural urban centers and strict controls on automobiles -- and
   they're much the better for it.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[US Air Traffic]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1609</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1609"/>
    <updated>2007-06-14T21:00:46+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The following 3-minute video shows US traffic patterns as they ebb and
flow throughout the day. The data is from March of this year and is
real, spiking from a low of about 4000 flights to over 16,000 flights in
the air at peak travel periods. There are so many that the flight paths
actually...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Jun 2007 21:00:46
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The following 3-minute video shows US traffic patterns as they ebb and flow
throughout the day. The data is from March of this year and is real, spiking
from a low of about 4000 flights to over 16,000 flights in the air at peak
travel periods. There are so many that the flight paths actually acurately
delineate the shape of the continental United States.

[media]

Found on "US Air Traffic" by Brad DeLong
<http://delong.typepad.com/sdj/2007/06/us_air_traffic.html>.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Exoneration Compensation]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1602</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1602"/>
    <updated>2007-06-05T23:19:39+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The article, "What Do States Owe The Exonerated?"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html;sid=07/06/05/04074911>, poses an
interesting question. Almost everyone will have a knee-jerk reaction to
it -- evincing either a gut feeling that an exonerated prisoner is an
innocent man and therefore has been treated unfairly by society or a
kneejerk reaction that anyone...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Jun 2007 23:19:39
Updated by marco on 9. Sep 2007 18:58:44
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[image]The article, "What Do States Owe The Exonerated?"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html;sid=07/06/05/04074911>, poses an
interesting question. Almost everyone will have a knee-jerk reaction to it --
evincing either a gut feeling that an exonerated prisoner is an innocent man and
therefore has been treated unfairly by society or a kneejerk reaction that
anyone who the courts saw fit to send to jail must be guilty in one way or
another. There are those who view every exoneration as the result of a sly
criminal's -- and a liberal lawyer's -- machinations of our leaky legal system,
taking "let he without sin cast the first stone" to heart and assuming
everyone's got at least one skeleton in their closet for which they should hang.
Especially them folk what don't look like our folk. [1] You know you are.

This topic is especially interesting in light of the fact that increased use of
DNA evidence is blowing formerly airtight cases right out of the water and
overturning rape and murder verdicts up to a quarter century old. These are
people who protested their innocence, fought against the devils determined to
pin the deed on them, sat through a good third of their lives behind bars and
are released into the world beneath the big blue sky once again. What does
society owe them? An apology? More? Compensation for lost time and lost
earnings? What of the rest that was lost?

It seems only fair that they get something more substantial than a kick in the
pants or a mumbled apology. Granted, the system may not be fair, but nor does
the system have to be unduly harsh -- especially when it can easily do something
about it. People who have been behind bars for such long stretches are no longer
capable of neatly integrating into society, at least not without a lot of help.
The last thing they actually need is to be financially strapped as well. These
are people whose slate has, in effect, been wiped clean, so why not simply
calculate the amount of money they could have been expected to earn had they
continued life on the outside and offer that to them as a form of reparation for
a life ruined. It doesn't approach recompensing the former prisoner for mental
anguish or opportunity lost, but at least it's something.

"The Innocence Project" <http://www.innocenceproject.org> works to help these
former prisoners integrate because they fall into a legal limbo as far as most
governmental integration assistance programs are concerned -- those generally
only apply to ex-convicts. "What do states owe the exonerated?" by Amanda
Paulson <http://www.csmonitor.com/2007/0530/p01s02-usju.html> cites the head of
the project:

"We are exonerating people who did not commit crimes, spent two decades in
prison or time on death row, and when they get out, there are fewer reentry
services for these people than for individuals who actually committed crimes ...
It's a measure of decency."

To their credit, almost half the states in the US now have some form of
compensation program in place, though some limit their reparations to relatively
low fixed figures -- like $25,000 -- instead of tying the amount to years served
somehow. Make no mistake, these are not country club stays being discussed here.
A recently exonerated inmate, Byron Halsey, lived a life we can hardly imagine,
as reported in "DNA clears former inmate" by Glenn Townes
<http://www.amsterdamnews.com/news/Article/Article.asp?NewsID=79030&sID=4>:

"He was sentenced to two life terms plus 20 years in prison, with no possibility
of parole for 70 years. He spent nearly 22 years—the bulk of it in solitary
confinement—at a New Jersey state prison. (emphasis added)"

This isn't even just jail time in the classic sense, this is jail time that is
tantamount to psychological torture by any standard of human decency. Long
stretches of isolation has grave effects on even the strongest individuals --
these innocent men are spending years and years and years of their lives in
conditions not even sanctioned by the Geneva conventions for something they
didn't do. If you want to hear what a quarter century of stolen life sounds
like, check out the last entry in the "Headlines for April 25th, 2007"
<http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=07/04/25/1413255&mode=thread&tid=25>:

"My name is Jerry Miller. The State of Illinois has imprisoned me for
twenty-five years, one year on parole as a registered sex offender. Yesterday I
became number 200 -- person to be exonerated by DNA testing in the United
States. The State gave me the number, I know it by heart -- N235281 -- tonight
I’m free!"

It comes across much better live, so "Listen to the MP3 clip"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/attachments/entry/1602/jerry_miller_-_tonight_i_m_free_.mp3>
(culled from the "MP3 of the show"
<http://www.archive.org/download/dn2007-0425/dn2007-0425-1_64kb.mp3>, taking
from the 13th to the 14th minute). You'll hear the cracking voice of a man, who,
despite every effort of a cruel system, has not been broken and can still
express a joy in the life left to him. We owe it to people like him to give him
every chance he can to make the best of it -- instead of dropping him into a
corner of society with little or no help, shunning him to avoid being faced with
our own shame.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] A depressingly high number of the pictures associated with these articles
    show only black people as far as the eye can see. Given the current horrible
    attitude of the justice system toward minorities and knowing that it's
    actually gotten better over the years means it should come as no surprise
    that most of the bad convictions from the last 25 years involve wrongly
    imprisoned blacks.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Eurovision Song Contest 2007]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1594</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1594"/>
    <updated>2007-05-14T22:49:04+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The annual chance for Europeans to embarass themselves in a
no-holds-barred music contest finished up on Saturday evening. Ukraine
and France were clearly having the most fun, with France entering a band
singing French in a horrible British accent and English in a horrible
French accent while a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. May 2007 22:49:04
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The annual chance for Europeans to embarass themselves in a no-holds-barred
music contest finished up on Saturday evening. Ukraine and France were clearly
having the most fun, with France entering a band singing French in a horrible
British accent and English in a horrible French accent while a very bald guy ran
around with a stuffed cat attached to his neck. The Ukraine was led by a
transvestite in mirrored silver with awesome Boogie Nights sunglasses who sang
in several languages -- though mostly in German and English --  and sent his
background dancers into jerking spasms with shrieks of "Tanzen!".

Switzerland didn't make it to the finals, having spun out in the semifinal round
earlier in the week, mostly because no one in Switzerland cares enough to
actually vote for their band -- unlike the hordes of people clearly willing to
do so from all of the bands from the former Soviet republics and Eastern Bloc
nations that did move on. Beni Thurnheer, a shocking racist/nationalist TV
personality who somehow gets to announce everything in Switzerland (from this
shindig to the Olympics to the World Cup of Soccer) wasted no time bitching that
Switzerland would never have a chance again because it's not big enough. That
Latvia and Estonia somehow overcame their small populations to move on didn't
occur to him. He showed up for the final with a humongous chip on his shoulder
and let fly with pithy comments, noting that the entry for Serbia gave you
goosebumps with her singing "though she would never win a beauty contest."

He wasn't alone in his scorn for her, as the commuter newspaper in kanton
Zürich wasted no time in running a lead story, characterizing the contest as a
"freakshow", with a "lesbian, a transvestite and a trio of sluts" taking the top
three spots. Calling the ladies from Russia "sluts" is only recognizing the hard
work that they themselves put into their image -- if that wasn't the
look/impression they were going for, they should fire their publicist. The
silvery group from the Ukraine were also over the top, with a lead singer that
would likely revel in the "freakshow" description. The group from Serbia,
however, was composed of only women, dressed in tuxedos, all of whom were quite
feminine, save the lead singer, who was considerably less so. It was not clear
whether the newspaper simply assumed that she was a lesbian because she looked
"butch", but characterizing the lot as a freakshow is nothing other than
anti-gay hate speech, revealing a remarkably low level of tolerance at all
levels of the paper (since it made it through the editors to the front page).
It's not exactly a surprising intolerance, but sad to see nonetheless.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A Soldier Comes Home]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1581</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1581"/>
    <updated>2007-04-15T21:33:09+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Soldiers involved in America's imperial maneuvers throughout the world
have the heretofore unknown privilege of making their voices heard in
real-time on the Internet. Their blogs are in a variety of styles,
covering a variety of topics, revealing both remarkable sensitivity and
ignorance for that...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Apr 2007 21:33:09
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Soldiers involved in America's imperial maneuvers throughout the world have the
heretofore unknown privilege of making their voices heard in real-time on the
Internet. Their blogs are in a variety of styles, covering a variety of topics,
revealing both remarkable sensitivity and ignorance for that which is not
American. There is naturally a lot of filtering going on -- this is, after all,
the US empire's military -- but some really good stuff does get through. "On
Being Home" by SGT Derek McGee
<http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/2007/04/on_being_home.html> is the most
recent case-in-point. It communicates the raw feeling of a human being who has
been almost completely undone by his experience, of a worldview that has been
put through a blender, but who has clawed his way back to a place where he can
live with himself. It's remarkably raw and written in a riveting style.

"It’s not that loud noises terrify me. It’s just that I don’t respond
appropriately to them. My heart goes off like a Led Zeppelin drum solo, my
diaphragm sprints, pulling-in far more oxygen than I need, and I want to fight
back. But there is no one to fight, there is nowhere to go, nothing to do. I’m
supposed to just go on normally, but my body doesn’t know that and though I
tell it, sometimes it takes a while for it to listen. There was a time, when a
noise that didn’t belong was heard, people looked at me for some leadership,
they wanted me to tell them where to go, and what to do; now they just look and
think: who is the weirdo hyperventilating at the bar because a waitress dropped
a tray."

Problems are approached pragmatically; he declaims drinking to excess as a sleep
aid in logical terms rather than puritanical ones: "I don’t sleep that much at
all. Unless of course I’m drunk. It gets tedious though, to start drinking
nightcaps at seven so that sleep will come at two." Drinking is but one way of
keeping an agile mind from examining a history best forgotten. Drowning memories
of actions done out of duty is job number one. Alcohol is but one (bad) way, but
copious presciption medication for "pain that I don’t really feel anyway" is
another. The job in Iraq is described in concise, crisp detail that shows the
futility and uselessness of the entire adventure:

"You see, for seven months I ran around everyday wearing eighty pounds of armor
plates, ammunition, grenades, water, maps, little cards telling me how to say,
'Where are the weapons hidden?', bandages and tourniquets and this powder that
burns the skin to stop the bleeding, radios, and little cards that say, 'Sorry
we destroyed your house -- go here and we’ll give you money.'"

The soldiers themselves know what we do not: that they have no purpose there,
that they are not wanted, and that they are running around performing duties
that have net negative effects. Repeated tours of duty strip these soldiers of
their previous lives, letting them be reborn as adults in the cauldron of war in
Iraq. Multiple tours stretch to years away from home -- just yesterday, a single
tour went from 12 to 15 months -- and loved ones left behind can't cope, moving
on in their own ways, sometimes looking guiltily backwards over a shoulder,
sometimes not.

"Somewhere around then my girlfriend left me, or I pushed her away -- I don’t
blame her, love happens sometimes, that’s all. ... Everyone said that they
were disgusted because it was the worst time for someone to have to deal with a
break-up. They were so wrong. It was the most thoughtful thing she ever did for
me. When else can you say, “Well, my girlfriend is banging some other dude?
Who cares? At least I’m not on fire. When does the next patrol leave?” If
she had waited until I got home, when I would have had time to think and dwell
on things; well that would have been bad timing."

Whether or not he is uses these words to cover deep wounds, the thought is
philosphical: why worry about something so small as a failed relationship when
death stares you in the face every day? There are other priorities and the
vagaries and minutaie of life "back home" are left behind as the survival
instinct kicks in again and again. It is a gallows humor, dark and biting to a
society that doesn't want to admit or know about the ferocity of war. Spitting
in death's eye may be all fake bravado, but who cares? It's also damned funny
and warms the heart.

"The next day, when we were leaving the wire, I told everyone in my vehicle,
'Don’t worry, boys. Nothing can happen to us. I’m invincible right now.'

"'What the fuck are you talking about?'

"'Well, think about it. There is no way God would let my ex-girlfriend and her
lousy new boyfriend get my life insurance money.'

"'It’s still in her name, you moron? Why don’t you change it?'

"'Because,' I said, shocked at their ignorance, 'Then I wouldn’t be
invincible.'"

"Shocked at their ignorance" ... priceless. Who wouldn't want to get a beer with
that guy?

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Kurt Vonnegut 1922--2007]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1578</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1578"/>
    <updated>2007-04-12T22:22:41+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Kurt Vonnegut died yesterday at the ripe old age of 85. Despite
explicitly asking for the following epitaph, "the only proof he needed
for the existence of God was music", bloggers around the Internet are
tossing around his catchphrase, "and so it goes...", ad nauseum instead.
He made the request in...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 12. Apr 2007 22:22:41
Updated by marco on 12. Apr 2007 22:27:07
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[image]Kurt Vonnegut died yesterday at the ripe old age of 85. Despite
explicitly asking for the following epitaph, "the only proof he needed for the
existence of God was music", bloggers around the Internet are tossing around his
catchphrase, "and so it goes...", ad nauseum instead. He made the request in his
most recent book, a slim volume of thoughts he published after returning from
retirement in a fit of pure frustration at the way the Bush administration was
sullying America and doing such a crass, poor job of it, to boot. He even
managed an appearance on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart late last year, passing
the baton, as it were, to the next generation.

Vonnegut's disgust with the Bush administration may have served as impetus for
his last book, but its contents bespeak a much broader and deeper social
knowledge. It includes many pearls of wisdom from one of America's pre-eminent
writers -- one who never took himself too seriously, even when conspicuously
quoting Mark Twain, to whom he could well be compared. Separated by 100 years,
both were great American writers, started in comedic writing with a social bent
and ended with strong humanist and anti-imperialist writings.

"Novelist Kurt Vonnegut Dies at 84"
<http://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=07/04/12/1347259> commemorates
Vonnegut by citing a speech he gave in 2003, in which he cited a piece by Mark
Twain, written in 1903. The piece by Twain addresses the purported "great
victories" of the United States military against the people of the Philippines.
Vonnegut clearly quotes it in order to draw horrifyingly obvious parallels to
the "great victories" in our war against the people of Iraq. The citation
reveals the words of a general writing to his commanding officer, informing him
of news from the front:

"The enemy numbered six hundred -- including women and children -- and we
abolished them utterly, leaving not even a baby alive to cry for its dead
mother. This is incomparably the greatest victory that was ever achieved by the
Christian soldiers of the United States. […]"

His commanding officer was Teddy Roosevelt, the president of the United States
at the time. This is a president whose face is commemorated in a mountain of
stone at Mount Rushmore, whose achievements are feted by wonks of all stripes,
who is accepted by all right-thinking Americans as one of the great presidents
-- especially in a time when we struggle to remember the America that was as we
suffer under the rule of one of the worst. His carefully considered response was
as follows:

"I congratulate you and the officers and men of your command upon the brilliant
feat of arms wherein you and they so well upheld the honor of the American
flag."

Vonnegut was clever enough to let others speak for him and to let the point
speak for itself. He knew that nothing much had changed and that the bastards --
called the "guessers" in his latest book -- were still firmly in charge. He knew
that our memories of Roosevelt, as stored in the national mind, were purest
confabulation -- as is most looking back on "good old times". He knew that
things were depressingly still the same, but saw no reason to give up; rather,
he cheerfully (or sometimes, angrily) picked up where Twain -- and countless
other real heroes -- had left off.  He deliberately included the last piece of
the citation, using Twain's words as his own, in a phrasing that is still 100%
accurate today:

"I have seen that we do not intend to free, but to subjugate the people of the
Philippines [1]. We have gone there to conquer, not to redeem. It should, it
seems to me, be our pleasure and duty to make these people free and let them
deal with their own domestic questions in their own way; and so I am an
anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other
land."

[A Funny Guy]

[image]As noted above, though he was deadly serious about his love of America
and his conviction that it could be a place that was good for the many instead
of only the few, he made whatever he did palatable with a dry irony -- the exact
kind the Brits are always claiming Americans don't have. For a rambling, good
interview with Vonnegut and Joseph Heller, see "The Joe & Kurt Show"
<http://www.vonnegutweb.com/vonnegutia/interviews/int_heller.html>. Here are
some highlights:

Marriage

   "VONNEGUT: Nietzsche had a little one-liner on how to choose a wife. He said,
      ''Are you willing to have a conversation with this woman for the next
   forty
      years?'' That's how to pick a wife."

Iraq [2]

   "HELLER: Bush still hadn't figured out why he had invaded Panama, and he
      didn't know why he was making war in Iraq"

Censorship

   "...Are you at all concerned about the government's intrusion into our
      privacy? 

      "HELLER: Do I think, for example, this guy Pee-wee Herman should be
   arrested
      for playing with himself in an adult theater? 

      "VONNEGUT: Did he play to climax? I really haven't kept up with the news
   as I
      should."

The Farce of War

   "VONNEGUT: There was a story in World War Two about a Dutch cruiser that
      escaped from the Nazis just as they were occupying Holland. The ship
   pulled
      into a fiord somewhere and put on war paint, purple and green stripes, and
      sailed into the Firth of Clyde, where the British navy was anchored in
      Scotland, and the skipper of the cruiser called to the flagship and asked,
      ''How do you like our new camouflage?'' And the answer that came back was
      ''Where are you?''"

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[1] Substitute the subjugated people (or peoples) du jour here.


[1] The first time, with the first Bush. Creepy, huh?


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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Free Will in the Laboratory]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1569</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1569"/>
    <updated>2007-04-05T23:19:23+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[As reported in "I think therefore I am, I think" by Stephen Cave
<http://www.ft.com/cms/s/81bc32e4-d5e3-11db-99b7-000b5df10621.html>,
there are reports of repeatable experiments, which have the potential to
obviate vast swaths of philosophical hypothesis and religious theory:
science has its hands wrapped around free will's throat and is starting
to squeeze.

[I Made You Read This]

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Apr 2007 23:19:23
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As reported in "I think therefore I am, I think" by Stephen Cave
<http://www.ft.com/cms/s/81bc32e4-d5e3-11db-99b7-000b5df10621.html>, there are
reports of repeatable experiments, which have the potential to obviate vast
swaths of philosophical hypothesis and religious theory: science has its hands
wrapped around free will's throat and is starting to squeeze.

[I Made You Read This]

First, there's the experiment by "American neuroscientist Benjamin Libet", in
which he tested brain activity of participants as they were performing various
activities. Participants swore up and down that they were choosing when to
perform the assigned activity. However, Libet discovered a timing problem
gainsaying this claim, in that the brain was very busy before the participant
claimed to have initiated the action. This suggests that:

"...your conscious experience of making a decision - the experience associated
with free will - is just a kind of add-on, an after-thought that only happens
once the brain has already set about its business. In other words, your brain is
doing the real work, making your hands turn the pages of this magazine or reach
over for your cup of tea, and all the time your conscious mind is tagging along
behind. In other words, your brain is doing the real work, making your hands
turn the pages of this magazine or reach over for your cup of tea, and all the
time your conscious mind is tagging along behind."

Another experiment builds on this discovery and attempts to influence the
participants' decision while preserving their feeling of free will.

"Two neuroscientists working in Australia have taken Libet’s discovery one
step further. They found that, when asking people to choose to move either their
left or right hands, it was possible to influence their choice by electronically
stimulating certain parts of their brains. So, for example, the scientists could
force the subjects always to choose to move their left hands. But despite their
choice being electronically directed, these patients continued to report that
they were freely choosing which hand to move."

Continued research in this direction may cement, once and for all, that our
completely convincing feeling of free will is a mirage. That even the supposedly
completely creative act of typing out this article is not done of free will,
that the mistyping and subsequent correction of errors in the previous sentence
was preordained -- a fixed part of the fixed flow of space-time. That, in
effect, our feeling that we are observers of this universe is a cruel joke
played on us by an evolutionary aberration. The feeling of despondency one gets
as this realization sinks in? Preordained. The decision to reach for a bottle of
scotch to drown the recursive echoes of predestination, which threaten to
squelch every desire to do anything at all? Unavoidable. The subsequent huddling
in the corner and going quietly insane? Your only possible destination from the
very first breath you took. Thanks very much, inexorable laws of physics.

[Implications for Society]

Some feel that there might be a breakdown of the fabric of society as more and
more people slowly wake to the realization that their waking to a realization
was just as inexorable as the rising and setting of the sun, that their decision
to go with the red slacks and the pink sprinkles on the donut was all
unavoidable and slotted into an unfathomably large and complex web of events
that are, have been and will ever be. Perhaps. Perhaps not. People, in general,
have shown themselves capable of far greater feats of cognitive dissonance than
ignoring a subtle psychological issue like whether or not they really have free
will. After all, everything about us (as decided by nature and space-time) leads
us to believe that we do have free will. It's the way we seem to be built, so
fighting it or trying to force ourselves to be conscious of the fact that our
consciousness is a joke is a bit much for most people and, quite frankly,
doesn't put a lot of food on the table. If science proves that we have no free
will, things could get a bit tricky for societies and their governments, though.

"...the implications for our systems of morality, of crime and punishment, are
shattering. We only punish those we think voluntarily did wrong - not those who
literally had no choice but to act as they did. But if there is no free will"

I mean, perhaps we'll just sink into anarchy with a shrug, noting as we
slaughter and adulter our merry way into the abyss, that "the universe made me
do it". This line of reasoning is hyperbolic and leads nowhere (except to the
aforementioned catatonic state of rocking in a corner, hugging one's legs to
one's chest). Where this kind of research could be interesting is in finally
pushing our society towards a form of civilization that stops ostracizing the
less evolutionarily fortunate -- or at least stops torturing them like ants
under a magnifying glass. Not too long ago, anyone deviating from the absolute
norm in society was deemed insane and locked up. Different opinion and no
wealthy family to shield you? Locked up; insane. Demented, unintelligent,
handicapped? Insane, insane, insane. Things have gotten better to some degree
and we've managed to shrink the group of people we treat this way, having moved
on to deeming many aberrent -- but essentially harmless -- individuals as
criminals, instead. If they aren't a danger to society, we put them through the
wringer of our society until, in no time at all, they're aberrent and dangerous,
like a dog, which has been kicked one too many times. With a "tsk, tsk", we shut
them away, averting our eyes as they rot. In fact, we use them as fodder to keep
other amoral layers of society (e.g. prison guards) happy and productive.

"A report released last month suggested over a quarter of the UK’s almost
80,000 prison population have an IQ of lower than 80 and suspected learning
disabilities, such as forms of autism and dyslexia. Another study carried out at
the Young Offenders’ Institute in Aylesbury showed that if prisoners were
given minerals and fatty acids essential for proper brain functioning, they
committed 37 per cent fewer violent offences."

These statistics are more than just numbers; they show quite clearly that
poverty and lack of education (which go hand-in-hand) have more to do with
criminality than voluntary evil. What we call the dregs of our society could be
any one of us, but isn't -- not because of free will or self-control, but
because of the inexorable skein of destiny. Because some are raised with enough
food on the table and some are not. In that light, society might finally crawl
one step closer to true civilization, where morality is enforced through
education and rehabilitation rather than retribution and vengeance. This does
not lead to anarchy, nor does it make the world more dangerous -- just more
charitable.

"Suppose that a serial killer continues to pose a grave danger to a community.
Even if he is not morally responsible for his crimes, it would be as legitimate
to detain him as it is to quarantine a carrier of a deadly communicable
disease."

The difference in this brave new world is that the killer, instead of being
psychologically tortured for the remainder of his days, would be looked on with
pity as a victim of fate. It's a difficult concept to swallow in one go. John
Searle, a preëminent American philopher asks how we are to cope with such a
world:

"how do we humans, with our conception of ourselves as free, rational, moral
agents, fit in to a universe ”of mindless, meaningless, brute physical
particles”?"

Others -- like "How Quantum Mechanics is Compatible with Free Will" by Aaron
Schwartz <http://www.aaronsw.com/weblog/quantumwill> [1] -- argue that perhaps
we won't have to. The idea that free will is a chimera constantly regenerated by
our brains in response to some spurious evolutionary signal triggered like the
first domino at the beginning of time is difficult to reconcile with the reality
being played out for us by our treacherous senses. In other cases where we are
told that our senses are betraying us -- as in games with colors or perspective
that fool our highly optimized visual sense -- we can use brute concentration to
do an end-run around the automatic filtering imposed by our brains. This
filtering (adjusting color or guessing actual size based on perceived distance)
is extremely useful in 99.9% of all situations, keeping us alive. However, we
can override it if necessary and with sufficient effort; we can force ourselves
to see that the square is really gray in both cases and not white in one and
black in the other, or we can focus hard and ignore our automatic filter to see
that both squares are the same size, regardless of the trompe l'oeil imposed by
the deceiver.

"This simply isn't possible with free will. If someone tells you that you do not
actually have free will but have actually been acting under an illusion, you
cannot sit back and let determinism take over. When the waiter asks you whether
you like soup or salad, you cannot say "Oh, well I've just learned that free
will is an illusion and all my actions are completely determined by the previous
state of the world, so I'll just let them play themselves out." I mean, you can
say that, but the waiter will look at you like you're crazy and you will get
neither soup nor salad."

As you can see, free-will experiments can leave you quite hungry. It seems that
we do what we do, but when we stop doing that, it's also what we do. As in the
song, Free Will by Rush: "If you choose not to decide, still you've made a
choice". The act of not acting was also predetermined -- mind-twisting though
that may be -- and you're back at square one. The universe is like that annoying
fourth-grader who's discovered that he can annoy you by claiming that he "made
you do/say that", regardless of which action you undertake or phrase you utter.
It's this seeming spuriousness, this complete lack of justification for
predeterminism that makes it so hard to believe. It's kind of easy to see how
the universe, ruled as it is by the cold, hard laws of physics might function
like this, but to what end do we think that we have free will? Why hasn't
evolution erased this aberration? Perhaps it's in the process of doing so --
thinking for oneself is clearly on the decline.

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[1] For those interested in more reading on the subject of free will, the
    comments attached to this article is filled with more hypotheses, several of
    which mention the Libet experiments cited above and also the great
    mathematician, Roger Penrose, who is deried as madman by some and lauded as
    genius by others. YMMV.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Decline of Western Civilization]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1560</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1560"/>
    <updated>2007-03-02T21:15:41+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The term in the title stems from two movies released in the 80s, "The
Decline of Western Civilization" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082252/>
and "The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years"
<http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094980/>, which documented the world of
punk rock and heavy metal, respectively. With metal and punk safely
behind us, there are now much more...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Mar 2007 21:15:41
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The term in the title stems from two movies released in the 80s, "The Decline of
Western Civilization" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082252/> and "The Decline of
Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years"
<http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094980/>, which documented the world of punk rock
and heavy metal, respectively. With metal and punk safely behind us, there are
now much more insidious cancers eating away at the fabric of our society. One of
the more prevalent, Local TV News, is discussed in "Things That Still Exist But
Shouldn't" by Amelie Gillete
<http://www.avclub.com/content/node/59197??utm_source=hater&utm_medium=RSS>. The
article covers a few things, but leads with a 2--minute clip that is just
appalling for every horrifying second. It is, of course, linked below for your
viewing pleasure.

[media]

It's hard to know where to begin -- almost as hard as it is deciding whether to
laugh or cry.

   1. First, there are the awesome graphics adorning this broadcast. Not content
      with using the false promise of local promiscuity at the end of the
      broadcast (after sports and weather) to keep viewers glued to the tube
      throughout an onslaught of commercials, local TV has let the otherwise
      ubiquitous news-crawl creep up the left side of the screen and take over
      almost 1/3 of the width. And all this in order to deliver weather
      information in as many forms as possible at once. You know what? There
      should just be a channel for that ... oh.
   2. Next up, there's the "human interest" story of the 123lb hamburger. Not
      only is it a fabulous waste of food, but it's going to set you back $379.
      As with everything else in the broadcast, it is offered without context or
      indication as to why this is newsworthy (other than to serve as a freebie
      commercial for the restaurant and to give the troglodytes out there
      another reason to chant "USA!".
   3. Then we've got the HI-larious color commentary guy/news-anchor/good 'ol
      boy. He's got not one, but three kick-ass one-liners about the hamburger
      and -- oh, he's not done yet, he's just getting started -- he segues
      seamlessly and, one might even be moved to say, suavely, to nailing a fat
      boy from England to the wall for being a big, fat, huge fattie who eats a
      lot and who's fat.
   4. Meanwhile, the crawl below tells us just how close the Taliban came to
      ridding the world of Dick Cheney, a far more interesting story, but not
      one for which the network felt they could show the side-splitting clip of
      a black bear who went to sleep in a tree, woke up in the f@#king suburbs,
      fell out of said tree onto a trampoline, launched into the air and fell on
      its head, clearly breaking its neck upon landing on the front lawn. The
      disturbing stillness of the poor bear -- which hopefully died immediately,
      but may also have lain there paralyzed until internal bleeding put it out
      of its misery -- moved at least four or five people in the production crew
      to laugh right out loud.
   5. Encourage by this reception, the anchor narrated a slo-motion replay of
      the clip [1] -- which was mercifully cut off before the landing -- then
      held forth on the politically correct way of making fun of an extremely
      overweight 8--year-old. Somehow, he managed to work in a reference to the
      bombs we dropped on the Nips that wiped out about a hundred thousand of
      those slanty-eyed little bastards before lurching into a discussion about
      a government's invasion of privacy (not ours, thank God and country) with
      his co-anchor, who he cuts off in mid-sentence to enrich us with some
      gut-busting drollery about the Swiss and their love of chocolate. 

The local news contains clips from YouTube, then shows up on YouTube itself.
Local news and YouTube fuse symbiotically into a single entity, which, like
Oroboros, provides its own sustenance. It's video blogging at its meanest and
most petty, going for pure reaction and devoid of meaning. 

And the FCC goes after Howard Stern. At least his show is up-front about what it
is, instead of masquerading itself as a source of useful information in order to
worm its way into American homes.

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[1] To the co-anchor's credit, she sounded quite uncomfortable about replaying
    the clip of a bear's senseless death ... though it's not clear whether she
    was offended by the brutality of it or by the way it highlighted the
    senselessness of her own life and career path.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Idiot's Guide to Economics]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1557</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1557"/>
    <updated>2007-03-01T21:24:27+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This guy breaks down Mankiew's principles of economics into terms we can
all understand (though the original list isn't what you would call
earth-shattering either).

"Let's begin by separating them into the first seven principles, which
are microeconomics, and the last three, which are macroeconomics."

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Mar 2007 21:24:27
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This guy breaks down Mankiew's principles of economics into terms we can all
understand (though the original list isn't what you would call earth-shattering
either).

"Let's begin by separating them into the first seven principles, which are
microeconomics, and the last three, which are macroeconomics. The difference, of
course, being that microeconomists are economists that are wrong about specific
things, and macroeconomists, who are wrong about things in general."

[media]

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Eerily Prescient]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1555</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1555"/>
    <updated>2007-02-25T20:11:17+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Onion has staked a claim in the world of news reporting: to report
that which never happened, and likely never could have, but in a manner
that suggests that it did. For the most part, the intended humor is
relatively transparent, making it easy to laugh along as the author gets
increasingly...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Feb 2007 20:11:17
Updated by marco on 25. Feb 2007 20:12:50
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The Onion has staked a claim in the world of news reporting: to report that
which never happened, and likely never could have, but in a manner that suggests
that it did. For the most part, the intended humor is relatively transparent,
making it easy to laugh along as the author gets increasingly outrageous. It's
funny because it's sometimes hard to discern articles from the Onion from the
human interest pieces in what are considered mainstream news sources. 

The "Politics" section necessarily strays from this schtick, from time to time
reporting real events, but snidely and ironically, and in a clearly biased
manner. Kind of like the Daily Show. Every once in a long while, an Onion
article nails it 100%, even though the original intent was likely much more
ironic.

[image]Over six years after publication, the Onion's official welcoming of Bush
to the international stage, "Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And
Prosperity Is Finally Over'" <http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784>, reads
like a fortune teller's dream come true. Granted, anyone who actually looked at
Bush's platform, his team and their history could have similarly predicted the
next 4 years, but, given the Onion's penchant for incredible levels of
exaggeration, Bush and Co. worked overtime to meet these expectations.

On war:

"During the 40-minute speech, Bush also promised to bring an end to the severe
war drought that plagued the nation under Clinton, assuring citizens that the
U.S. will engage in at least one Gulf War-level armed conflict in the next four
years.  ... 'You better believe we're going to mix it up with somebody at some
point during my administration,' said Bush, who plans a 250 percent boost in
military spending. 'Unlike my predecessor, I am fully committed to putting
soldiers in battle situations. Otherwise, what is the point of even having a
military?'"

On the economy:

"On the economic side, Bush vowed to bring back economic stagnation by
implementing substantial tax cuts, which would lead to a recession, which would
necessitate a tax hike, which would lead to a drop in consumer spending, which
would lead to layoffs, which would deepen the recession even further."

On abortion and the church:

"Bush praised [John Ashcroft] as 'a tireless champion in the battle to protect a
woman's right to give birth.' ... 'Soon, ... a woman will be free to think long
and hard before trying to fight her way past throngs of protesters blocking her
entrance to an abortion clinic,' ... Continued Bush: "John Ashcroft will be
invaluable in healing the terrible wedge President Clinton drove between church
and state."

On tax cuts:

"Much work lies ahead of us: The gap between the rich and the poor may be wide,
be there's much more widening left to do. We must squander our nation's hard-won
budget surplus on tax breaks for the wealthiest 15 percent."

Even the Onion wasn't cynical enough to predict, however, that America, after
having been subjected to the beating outlined above, would reëlect Bush so he
could finish the job. Maybe they though about it, but decided that it really
wasn't that funny. 

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Web Anthro]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1540</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1540"/>
    <updated>2007-02-18T22:11:19+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[People's interactions with each other online and how the web affects
what kind of content they create is the subject of this short film by an
anthropology professor. It's got a nice soundtrack and the animation and
transitions are really well-done. It takes the viewer visually through
HTML content...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Feb 2007 22:11:19
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People's interactions with each other online and how the web affects what kind
of content they create is the subject of this short film by an anthropology
professor. It's got a nice soundtrack and the animation and transitions are
really well-done. It takes the viewer visually through HTML content creation and
the transition to XML and newsfeed creation through creation of videos and
social bookmarking sites for organization to mashups of any kind of data.

"Digital text is different ... more flexible. Digital text is hyper...text.
Digital text can do better. Form and content can be separated. When we post and
then tag pictures ... we are teaching the machine ... each time we create a
link, we teach it an idea."

[media]

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Modern Day Orientalist]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1433</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1433"/>
    <updated>2007-01-15T18:28:24+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Dangerous Knowledge: Orientalism and Its Discontents" by Michael Dirda
<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/09/AR2006110901770.html?referrer=reddit>
is a review of the book with the same name, by Robert Irwin. The review
starts with a movie-trailer--worthy introduction of "Thirty years after
Edward Said's groundbreaking "Orientalism," a British scholar responds."
This gives the reader the...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Jan 2007 18:28:24
Updated by marco on 15. Jan 2007 18:28:23
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"Dangerous Knowledge: Orientalism and Its Discontents" by Michael Dirda
<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/09/AR2006110901770.html?referrer=reddit>
is a review of the book with the same name, by Robert Irwin. The review starts
with a movie-trailer--worthy introduction of "Thirty years after Edward Said's
groundbreaking "Orientalism," a British scholar responds." This gives the reader
the impression that Said's book from the seventies had, to date, enjoyed an
unchallenged status in the world of cultural history -- a status the brave
author of the book being reviewed finally had the temerity to question. This
straw man form of argument is a quite popular form today, especially when paired
with the ad hominem one, which usually shortly follows.

[Of Straw Men]

Orientalism is summed up thusly by the review:

"The book proved wildly successful and made the young Said a star of the academy
and of what has come to be called cultural studies. Indeed, Orientalism
supported the central theoretical premise of many intellectuals at the time --
that the prejudices of dead white European males had utterly distorted and
warped their scholarship, art, politics and human sympathies."

Calling Said, who was 43 when he published Orientalism in 1978, "young", allows
the reader to form an image of a radical, wanna-be hippie eager to tear down the
work of his forebears. In fact, the book has been continuously assailed since it
was published -- as can be expected from its premise. Though the prose is often
dense (some sections take re-reading to fully understand) and the citations
untranslated (a working knowledge of French, German and Italian are useful), the
research is meticulous and the conclusions amply supported. 

From the review, we learn that Irwin's book is actually a history of his own of
the Middle East, of no small scholarly value. His attack on Orientalism occurs
only in the introduction and in the conclusions, ostensibly offering all that is
in between as evidence supporting the hypothesis that Said was a man whose
"thinking and evidence are shoddy, unreliable and mean-spirited." The book
sounds like an elongated form of hero-worship of the Orientalists of the past --
a view which the reviewer apparently shares -- and envy of Said's scholarly
achievements.

[Learned <> Unbiased]

The known fact that many past Orientalists bothered to learn the languages of
the lands that Said claims they denigrated is offered as evidence that they, in
fact, revered the Middle East.

"Thomas Hyde knew Turkish, Malaysian, Armenian and Chinese; worked on the
Persian, Arabic and Syriac texts of a polyglot Bible ... William Jones, famous
for his discovery of the Indo-Aryan roots of Latin, Greek and Sanskrit,
"mastered thirteen languages and dabbled in twenty-eight." Silvestre de Sacy
learned Arabic, Syriac, Chaldaean, Ethiopian, Persian, Turkish, Hebrew, Aramaic
and Mandaean "and the usual number of European languages that any
self-respecting nineteenth-century academic would expect to be at home in.""

How does any of that disprove Said's basic premise? James Bond knows a lot of
languages too, but a critique that Bond's understanding of world politics is
shallow and heavily skewed toward preservation of empire is neither unfounded
nor unprovable. It doesn't matter how damned cool he is -- he lives in a world
of racist, outmoded ideals. People are perfectly capable of memorizing -- and
even cherishing -- every step of an eastern tea ritual, while at the same time
harboring notions that they are in every way superior to all of the other
participants [1]. 

Said made the case that these scholars painted a skewed picture of the Oriental
world despite their love of it. Kipling loved India, but considered himself
above it in every way. Many of the great, dropped names in Irwin's book are the
same. Their bias doesn't affect their command of dozens of languages, nor the
meticulousness of their research, nor their attention to detail -- but it
infused every word they wrote. Irwin justifies a continued reverence of the
scholars of the past simply because they were amazing scholars at the time.
Without questioning their scholarship, it is completely legitimate to question
their motives; Irwin doesn't think so, believing that their earnestness and hard
work earns them a free pass. 

[Implicit Racism]

Irwin uses the following quote to show how open to discussion these scholars of
the past were -- and, in agreeing with them, shows how blinded to his own racism
he is. He can't even see how infused his own views are with his own assumed
superiority to "Orientals". They are not a people with which we must deal as
equals, according to him. Instead, it is the height of civilization that we even
consider offering them a niche in our enlightened society -- albeit as clear
underlings, and only in exchange for all of their material wealth and resources
-- rather than just wiping them off of the map, which we may, unfortunately,
still have to do as the brutes may not be bright enough to appreciate the
magnanimity in our grand gesture.

"Moreover, the 19th century was legitimately exploring the whole issue of race,
with some people arguing, like Renan, that mixing ethnicities avoided softness
and decadence, while others, like Gobineau, maintained that such mongrelization
led to degeneracy (colonization, was, therefore, an "appetizing dish, but one
which poisons those who consume it")."

In what way is referring to "interbreeding" with Arabs as "mongrelization" an
enlightened view? Said's point was never that the scholars of the past were
monsters, nor was it a point of moral relativism or imposing our mores on the
past. It was simply that much of the European work was (and, apparently, still
is) couched in terms of superior/inferior races. A look at news reporting on the
Middle East (or Near East, depending on which continent you call home) provides
ample evidence that this attitude is still alive and well in the 21st century.
The western world's attitude toward Iraq -- in particular, that of the media
through which information is disseminated -- is one of dealing with recalcitrant
children who refuse to grow up and swallow their medicine. Palestinians and
Iranis fare no better.

[Burying Said]

It's somewhat clear that Irwin's book continues in the same vein as classical
Orientalism and thus, sees the need to remove the wart of Said's work from the
accepted canon. To this end, Irwin accuses Said of not having even read some of
the authors he so unjustly maligned. When he sums up his argument thusly, "Said
libelled generations of scholars who were for the most part good and honourable
men and he was not prepared to acknowledge that some of them at least might have
written in good faith", he leaves doubt that he has even read Orientalism
himself. For the most part, Orientalism does not address the intentions of the
authors of the past, instead concentrating on what they actually wrote. For
that, we should be grateful, as the world is full of buffoons like Irwin, who
are oh-so-ready to read between the lines when they need reality to line up with
their established beliefs.

After quoting Irwin slamming Said for a few pages, the reviewer sums up by
admitting that Irwin may be going "too far" with his accusations. As with many
such inflammatory reviews, it makes one's Google finger itch to find the
corporate association between the publisher of the book and the magazine in
which the review appears. The full-on support for Irwin throughout the review,
only to cop out at the end, smacks of nigh-illicit promotionalism. Nonetheless,
he wraps up with the following capitulation:

"Said too was admired, even revered, by many good and honorable men and women,
many of them first-rate thinkers and theorists. Haven't we, after all,
persistently tended to view the Middle East through prejudices and distorting
lenses of one sort or another?"

After zigging with the above endorsement of Orientalism's main tenet, he tries
for the feel-good, everybody-wins ending, by zagging back and saying that he
"strongly believe[s] that most scholars work hard to discover and tell us the
truth". [2] Of course they do. Very few people spend their whole lives learning
languages and cultures and writing thousands of pages, in order to distort
everything they've really learned in order to fit into the propaganda framework
they'd like to promulgate. That's the point of Orientalism -- the distortion
happens automatically and by accident. It's the brainwashing of culture that
causes the work of even the most erudite scholars to crumble under the critical
eye of a society a century or two more enlightened. It's only the very rare
scholar that can escape this cultural lensing; all the better that books like
Orientalism makes more of them aware of it -- and hopefully better armed against
it. 

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[1] The ability to wholeheartedly believe two completely contradictory concepts
    is called cognitive dissonance and it, quite frankly, has a better claim on
    being "what makes the world go around" than does money.


[1] Meaning not just Said, but all the other Orientalist scholars of the past.
    How chummy and convivial.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Vegetarian Propaganda?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1454</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1454"/>
    <updated>2007-01-07T21:13:05+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The opinion piece, "Why I hate vegetarians"
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1505127,00.html>, is a
typical example of hating the cause because of its proponents. The
author doesn't counter any arguments of vegetarianism -- she simply
claims its ok to eat meat because some vegetarians are so damned "smug
and superior". A lovely bit of deductive...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Jan 2007 21:13:05
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The opinion piece, "Why I hate vegetarians"
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,1505127,00.html>, is a typical
example of hating the cause because of its proponents. The author doesn't
counter any arguments of vegetarianism -- she simply claims its ok to eat meat
because some vegetarians are so damned "smug and superior". A lovely bit of
deductive reasoning akin to taking up smoking because there are non-smokers who
are annoying.

"People should be allowed to make their own choices and not be bullied or
frightened into giving up meat. In the US recently, children in a secondary
school were taken by their teachers to a slaughterhouse to show them how animals
are killed for food. This tactic is a form of mind control, as unethical as
discouraging young girls from having sex by making them watch a difficult
childbirth. [1]"

Teaching kids where their food comes from is mind control? And letting them
believe that there are no hidden costs associated with eating meat isn't? The
fact remains that meat -- at least in America -- doesn't cost anywhere near as
much as it should. The introduction to the article states that "[p]eople should
not be bullied into giving up meat by humourless, judgmental souls using
spurious arguments". This is absolutely correct, but presupposes that there are
no solid arguments for vegetarianism. Nowhere in the article is a single solid
argument for vegetarianism refuted -- or even mentioned. Instead, there's a
laundry list of allegations that anorexia is linked to vegetarianism and that a
pair of vegan parents malnourished their kids. No one is going to seriously
believe that vegetarianism is just as much a cause of the epidemic of eating
disorders as a culture that exalts an increasingly skeletal standard of beauty.
Nor is anyone going to believe that vegans are just as dangerous to their kids
as parents that let them swell up to incredible sizes on diets of soft drinks,
snack foods, fast foods and "Lunchables"
<http://www.kraftbrands.com/lunchables/index.aspx> [2].

Further on, the razor-like incisiveness of this woman's reasoning conflates all
vegetarians with the most radical animal liberationists and gives representation
only to the most obnoxious vegetarian opinions. More cool-headed vegetarian
representatives would have pointed out the much smaller energy and waste
footprint engendered by a vegetarian lifestyle. Vegetarians are far more likely
to be able to eat locally, disengaging from the vast capitalist machine that
rolls food around the globe on a conveyor belt made of limitless energy. Rain
forests in Brazil are burned to the ground not to grow soy, but to provide cheap
farmland to graze cattle from which burgers are made. All sold to you at
artificially low prices that have no hope of including the true cost of this
meat grinding machine to the environment and our future. Creating meat takes a
lot more energy and space than creating vegetables. The way meat is created in
this most civilized of societies is abhorrent in the extreme. Teaching people
where their food comes from is not brainwashing -- it's an obligation.

The author of the piece is the founder of Justice for Women and gets around to
rapping PETA's knuckles for exploiting young women in its ads. It's a spurious
way of arguing around to this point and it seems more like the author is angry
that vegetarians even exist. Their very existence is necessarily an offense
because it reminds her of her own hypocrisy vis-a-vis meat. [3] She does clarify
that it's not all vegetarians that irritate her -- though she says she's talking
about "most vegetarians", she quickly "those who eschew meat for religious and
cultural reasons". Um, that is most of them. A whole subcontinent full of them.

If you manage to live the vegetarian life, you are empirically one step ahead of
meat-eaters as far as saving this planet goes. Hatred of vegetarians and their
ostensible smugness is a natural reaction to this. It's the same scorn reserved
for those who exercise more than you do or eat healthier or don't smoke or drink
or watch that much TV -- or do anything else better than you do. It's the
reminder that someone has managed to overcome their inertia to achieve those
things we would dearly like to better in ourselves that irks so. The only way
out of this cul-de-sac is to change or deride the lifestyle you covet.

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[1] Forcing anyone to watch anything is unethical. Offering young people the
    opportunity to see what is actually involved in a childbirth is in no way
    unethical -- it is called education, and is all around a good idea.


[1] Warning, the site is built with Flash and its content will likely make you
    lose your own Lunch-able.


[1] The author is an omnivore and, while not daily brought to his knees with the
    shame of his hypocrisy, it at least aware of it and willing to face it head
    on.

More inspiration and stories found in the "comments at Reddit"
<http://reddit.com/info/sh5h/comments>.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Online Philosophy]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1457</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1457"/>
    <updated>2007-01-01T23:29:56+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Scott Adams, author of the Dilbert comic strip and several books,
including the interesting "God's Debris: A Thought Experiment"
<http://www.amazon.com/Gods-Debris-Experiment-Scott-Adams/dp/0740721909/sr=8-1/qid=1164827229/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-8039364-0011826?ie=UTF8&s=books>
and increasingly bitter Dilbert collections, like "When Did Ignorance
Become A Point Of View?"
<http://www.amazon.com/When-Ignorance-Become-Point-View/dp/0740718398/sr=8-4/qid=1164827229/ref=pd_bbs_4/103-8039364-0011826?ie=UTF8&s=books>
has a blog as well and updates with ferocious regularity, almost always
with a...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Jan 2007 23:29:56
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Scott Adams, author of the Dilbert comic strip and several books, including the
interesting "God's Debris: A Thought Experiment"
<http://www.amazon.com/Gods-Debris-Experiment-Scott-Adams/dp/0740721909/sr=8-1/qid=1164827229/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-8039364-0011826?ie=UTF8&s=books>
and increasingly bitter Dilbert collections, like "When Did Ignorance Become A
Point Of View?"
<http://www.amazon.com/When-Ignorance-Become-Point-View/dp/0740718398/sr=8-4/qid=1164827229/ref=pd_bbs_4/103-8039364-0011826?ie=UTF8&s=books>
has a blog as well and updates with ferocious regularity, almost always with a
unique idea that usually freewheels into a thought experiment. Some work, some
don't.

A recent theme was free will.

"The Little Robot That Could" by Scott Adams <http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/11/the_little_robo.html>

   In this one he posits a robot, whose job it is to watch a baby, rocking it
   gently when it cries. This robot "gathers input from its environment and
   increments or decrements counters in its memory that are the equivalent of
   human urges." The incrementing and decrementing are random enough to be
   unpredictable and, "just for fun, the robot's voice will say out loud 'I
   chose to do that' after every action." He describes the programming in a
   little more detail, but uses the example of a robot -- which we know has no
   free will -- to extrapolate that people also have no free will, as you can't
   show how people differ from an arbitrarily sophisticated robot as, in the
   end, it's all matter following the inexorable laws of physics.

"The One Problem with the World" by Scott Adams <http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/11/the_one_problem.html>

   This entry asks "[w]hat one simple problem could you eliminate ... that would
      fix virtually every other problem in the world?" If you've read his blog
   more
      than once or twice, you've noticed that he doesn't pull any punches,
   usually
      saying whatever the hell he pleases about his audience. This follow-up
   post
      to the "Little Robot" describes a lesson he learned from that article,
      namely, that the problem he would fix is this: "imbue us all with the
      knowledge of who is smarter than ourselves on any given topic". That way,
   the
      confusion in the comments from his last post -- in which posters assumed
   he
      was the moron, and he, likewise, assumed that they were, because he
   couldn't
      see their point or they didn't have one; he couldn't tell in all cases. To
      paraphrase Arthur C. Clarke: "any sufficiently advanced form of argument
   is
      indistinguishable from actual knowledge". The point is that neither party
   can
      be absolutely sure that the other isn't a super-genius making a killer
      argument that is just beyond them. 

   "My magical solution is to give humans the power to tell the difference
      between a super genius and a moron. I think this would solve every problem
   in
      the world because chances are that the smartest super genius in each field
      has a good idea how to fix that field. But the only solutions being
      considered are the ones coming from tall guys with good hair."

"What's expected of us" by Ted Chiang <http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050704/pf/436150a_pf.html>

   This is another short story/thought experiment about free well that posits a
   device called a Predictor: "...it's a small device, like a remote for opening
   your car door. Its only features are a button and a big green LED. The light
   flashes if you press the button. Specifically, the light flashes one second
   before you press the button." Therein lies the rub: even for those that
   thought they knew there was no free will, there's nothing like proof
   positive. Some can handle it; other cannot. "Some people, realizing that
   their choices don't matter, refuse to make any choices at all." Interesting
   story; and short.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Temple of Doom]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1451</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1451"/>
    <updated>2006-12-15T22:16:31+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Giant Carnivorous Centipedes" <http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=605>
tells you all can probably stand to know about "Scolopendra gigantea, a
venomous, red-maroon centipede with forty-six yellow-tinted legs", which
reach "lengths of over thirty-five centimeters" (almost 14 inches).
They're carnivores, but beasts of this size (lovingly...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Dec 2006 22:16:31
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"Giant Carnivorous Centipedes" <http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=605> tells you
all can probably stand to know about "Scolopendra gigantea, a venomous,
red-maroon centipede with forty-six yellow-tinted legs", which reach "lengths of
over thirty-five centimeters" (almost 14 inches). They're carnivores, but beasts
of this size (lovingly described as a bitter repast themselves in "Papillon" by
Henri Charriere
<http://www.amazon.com/Papillon-Henri-Charriere/dp/0060934794/sr=8-1/qid=1164656298/ref=pd_bbs_1/103-8039364-0011826?ie=UTF8&s=books>)
must necessarily seek larger prey than mere beetles and spiders.

"In an environment completely devoid of light, the centipede scurries across the
damp floor, stepping over writhing mounds of beetles to scale the wall and
clamber across the ceiling into a position near the center. The giant centipede
then grips the stone with it rear legs, allowing its forward segments to dangle
into the cave below. Its front section sways as its legs wriggle through the air
in search of the intended target: a passing bat."

There's a "video" <http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8313878609430213933>
(embedded below) of this most amazing hunting tactic -- and it's one of those
that makes you wonder how they set up the cameras to capture it.

[media]

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[WoC 2006]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1455</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1455"/>
    <updated>2006-12-07T23:03:42+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The War on Christmas has begun. The opening salvo of 2006 is
brought to you by this article, "Woman faces fines for wreath peace
sign" <http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061127/ap_on_re_us/anti_peace_sign>,
which brings us the sad tale of Lisa Jensen, who was lying her face off
when "said she wasn't thinking of the war when she hung the wreath"
(pictured left). Her arch...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 7. Dec 2006 23:03:42
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[image]The War on Christmas has begun. The opening salvo of 2006 is brought to
you by this article, "Woman faces fines for wreath peace sign"
<http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061127/ap_on_re_us/anti_peace_sign>, which brings
us the sad tale of Lisa Jensen, who was lying her face off when "said she wasn't
thinking of the war when she hung the wreath" (pictured left). Her arch fiend --
and the enemy of a peaceful Christmas -- Bob Kearns, said in a phone interview
that he couldn't allow it because it would pave the way for other forms of
expression, like saying we should "drop bombs on Iraq". As if the thought of us
dropping bombs on Iraq wasn't ludicrous enough, imagine trying to work that into
a Christmas motif!

It's not just about Christmas, though, according to the homeowner's association
-- to which Lisa's hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of real estate debt
are inextricably bound -- they "will not allow signs, flags etc. that can be
considered divisive." Sounds like the American way, all right. Something called
the "architectural control committee" has the final say on all forms of
self-expression in the neighborhood. 

When a five-person committee determined that it was just a fucking wreath and
what's the big fucking deal? and that it's fucking Christmas, fer Christ's sake,
Kearns had them all shot fired.

Welcome to a brave new world in the "The Age of Access"
<http://www.amazon.com/Age-Access-Hypercapitalism-Paid-Experience/dp/1585420824/sr=8-1/qid=1164649526/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-8039364-0011826?ie=UTF8&s=books>
(The Age of Access: The New Culture of Hypercapitalism, Where all of Life is a
Paid-For Experience by Jeremy Rifkin).

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Weird Al is Back]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1474</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1474"/>
    <updated>2006-12-05T23:00:23+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]It seems that the world, through the Internet, has finally
developed a place where Weird Al Yankovic's special genius can shine. A
truly talented performer is becoming more mainstream than he ever was.
And his new stuff is just as good as he's ever been, from the free song
download done in the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Dec 2006 23:00:23
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[image]It seems that the world, through the Internet, has finally developed a
place where Weird Al Yankovic's special genius can shine. A truly talented
performer is becoming more mainstream than he ever was. And his new stuff is
just as good as he's ever been, from the free song download done in the style of
"Save the World" charity songs from the 80s, "Don't Download this Song"
<http://www.dontdownloadthissong.com/> (video drawn by Bill Plimpton and also
available for free online at his "MySpace page"
<http://www.myspace.com/weirdal>) to the brutal parody of James Blunt called
"You're Pitiful" <http://weirdalshow.com/mirror/yourepitiful.mp3>. "White and
Nerdy", a rap parody, is the first single off of his latest album ("video"
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw>), "Straight Outta Lynwood"
<http://www.weirdal.com/music.htm> and it's been in the top 5 downloads at
iTunes for weeks. The album itself debuted on the Billboard charts at number 10,
way higher than he's ever been before.

"Internet propels Weird Al's album into Billboard Top 10"
<http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20061024-8064.html> has more details,
noting that spreading videos on YouTube and being featured prominently in iTunes
helped him a lot, as well as a MySpace page, which, at last count, has over
325,000 friends. Even the extremely popular cartoon/Flash toon site, "JibJab"
<http://jibjab.com> got in on the act and premiered his video for "Do I Creep
You Out" <http://www.jibjab.com/weird_al/do_i_creep_you_out>, an awesome rip,
with Taylor Hicks as a stalker.

Al deserves it. He's been doing his thing for years: he sings well, performing
respectably all over the genre spectrum [1], he plays the accordian with the
best of them (and includes a screaming medley polka on every album), he writes
really good parodies (and stays clean doing so) and he throws everything he's
got at his projects. That shines right through and is what sells it: he plays
his roles so well. Take a look at the White and Nerdy video; it nails the both
subcultures perfectly, with the strange candle lighting, hoodie sweatshirt, the
grill and the pseudo-violent delivery and arm movements. The nerd jokes aren't
even just cliché; some are pretty good in-jokes. In the videos where he doesn't
appear in person, like in "Do I Creep You Out", the production values are
spot-on and the lyrics shine. It's funny and is probably on tens of thousands of
video iPods right now.

To be fair to Al, it's not like he's improved at what he does so much as he's
gotten better at marketing himself. [2] He's had lots of good stuff in between,
like the offbeat "BOB (A palindromic tribute to Bob Dylan)"
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-F3nOKv71I> from his 2003 album, Poodle Hat
[3]. Again, this just nails Bob's sounds and his style and, then, to top it all
off, parodies Bob's at-times confusing lyrics by speak-singing only in complex
palindromes the whole time. He even looks like Dylan; it's just damned funny
[4]. The video is included below:

[media]

With his 20th album, and at 47 years old, it seems the world is finally ready
for him.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] He even holds his own when mimicking Blunt's plaintive bleat on "You're
    Pitiful", which is a ballad performed with very few instruments to mask the
    voice.


[1] In case it was difficult to distinguish from the text, the author got on
    board with Weird Al on his second album, in 3D, with Eat It, his previous
    best hit, and the overlooked Nature Trail to Hell.


[1] Interesting as well is to take a look at the musicians who perform with him:
    on Poodle Hat, Ben Folds plays piano and Dweezil Zappa plays guitar on one
    song.


[1] And, according to Wikipedia, this is the hastily-shot consolation video
    after Eminem threw a hissy fit and wouldn't let him use the parody "Couch
    Potato".

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Age of Consent]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1448</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1448"/>
    <updated>2006-11-26T23:11:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The recent Mark Foley scandal in the US dragged the issue of pedophilia
back into the limelight. It's an issue that has increasingly gripped
public fears, resulting in medieval public registration programs and
increasingly inflexible laws. By simply reading the mainstream media,
one would think...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 26. Nov 2006 23:11:36
------------------------------------------------------------------------

The recent Mark Foley scandal in the US dragged the issue of pedophilia back
into the limelight. It's an issue that has increasingly gripped public fears,
resulting in medieval public registration programs and increasingly inflexible
laws. By simply reading the mainstream media, one would think that child
predators lurk around every corner and it's only a matter of time before every
child is preyed upon. 

[Hurting the Innocent]

As irrational fears go, it ranks up there with the fear of terrorism, with which
it runs neck and neck these days in the battle for "thing of which to be
obsessively terrified even though it has almost zero chance of happening to you
or anyone you know". For every horror story of a real case, there are several
cases like this one, "Man grabs girl's arm -- now he's a sex offender"
<http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45104>, wherein laws
enacted out of fear are used to prosecute the innocent. In that case, a young
man (28) seeking to confront a young lady (14), who'd just jaywalked in front of
his car, has been labeled a sexual predator by the state of Illinois. Tell him
what he's won, Johnny!

"As a convicted sex offender, Barnaby is required to be listed on the state's
sex offender registry and must keep authorities informed of his place of
residency. He also isn't allowed to live near schools or parks. The Illinois Sex
Offender Information website, operated by the Illinois State Police, lists those
in the registry, along with their photographs and home addresses."

[Ephebophilia vs. Pedophilia]

Not only is it much rarer than it's made out to be, the term itself --
"pedophilia" <http://www.answers.com/pedophilia?nafid=3> -- is misused by a
media more concerned with sensationalism than accuracy. The linked definition
notes that the term applies to children "typically 13 years or younger"; it's a
sexual preference for "prepubertal children". [1] The article, "Ephebophilia:
it's today's word, and it matters"
<http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,1072-2461261,00.html>, addresses this
failure to distinguish between children and postpubescents. To whit, calling
"those who have sex with underage teenagers ... paedophiles ... risk[s]
overestimating the scale of the problem of paedophilia." A pedophile defies a
law of nature, whereas an ephebophile defies a law of man. The age of consent is
far from an internationally agreed-upon consensus, ranging from 17 in Iceland to
as low as 12 in the Netherlands. So a young lady or man in one country is
"ready" in one country, but, a short train ride later, is now off-limits. It's
clear that the exact age of consent is mostly arbitrary and likely fixed more by
local history than scientific study.

What is important is that the world not exaggerate the problem of pedophilia by
conflating it with perfectly healthy (though not societally condoned)
ephebophilia. Ephebophilia is, in fact, pushed in most western societies by all
forms of advertising and entertainment -- there are untold numbers of offenders
out there. They, however, are not, nor will ever be, pedophiliacs. "As long as
the law is the law, he deserves a smacked paw if he gives in to his excitement.
But he does not deserve the same opprobrium as the bogeyman [pedophiliac]".

[The Friendly Skies]

"Come off it, folks: how many paedophiles can there be?"
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jhtml?xml=/opinion/2006/11/09/do0901.xml>
tells the story of a man nearly separated from his own children by an
overzealous flight crew enacting a strict anti-pedophile policy. His is a
slightly more enlightened attitude, responding to those that see a pedophile
behind every doorway, that:

"...they are right that I would worry about some strange adult sitting next to
my children, chiefly because I wouldn't want the poor fellow to come to any
harm."

Humor aside, he continues by accusing those who think that there is a pedophile
plague of having a "very imperfect understanding of probability" and not
understanding the full effects of this mania on a large part of the male
population. In a very interesting point, he considers whether the fact that
"society apparently regards all adult male contact with young people as being
potentially a bit dodgy" may have something to do with the drastic decline in
number of male schoolteachers. Society has already done enough to teach us that
working in education is not only not macho, it's probably downright queer. Now
you're not only queer, but a pedophile, to boot. As if there's any difference,
don't you know.

A commenter to the above article found a silver lining by suggesting that this
rule could be manipulated by the savvy traveler in order to avoid having to sit
anywhere near a child on a longer flight. Simply make sure the flight attendent
is watching, then lean inappropriately, fumble around a bit, stretch
extravagently or give a well-practiced leer in the directly of the precious,
screaming darlings; then relax and wait to be reseated far away from them.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


[1] Interestingly, it also mentions that the victims are of the opposite sex
    "about twice as often", which is yet another fact that doesn't come across
    well when reported by the media, who do their best to characterize it as
    "yet another reason why gay people are perverts".

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Rape Not Just about Power]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1419</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1419"/>
    <updated>2006-11-06T21:14:00+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[For the longest time, pop psychology has taught us that "rape is about
power, not sex." That rape was purely an expression of power was
received truth, though it didn't sit well with anyone who'd experienced
the powerful effects of libido. It was hard to imagine that rape would
have nothing to do...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. Nov 2006 21:14:00
Updated by marco on 6. Nov 2006 21:14:32
------------------------------------------------------------------------

For the longest time, pop psychology has taught us that "rape is about power,
not sex." That rape was purely an expression of power was received truth, though
it didn't sit well with anyone who'd experienced the powerful effects of libido.
It was hard to imagine that rape would have nothing to do with that; it seemed
more logical that different personalities responded differently to this drive.
Because of the nature of most pornography -- and it's distinctly
male-dominant/women-subservient themes -- it was often singled out as promoting
rape. Some argued the opposite -- that it offered a release for feelings that,
pent up, might lead to more violent tendencies. That's not in any way to say
that those that rape are not responsible for what they do; it's more a way of
understanding what leads people down that path and heading them off at the pass,
as it were. The goal is to reduce rape. Quite frankly, if people watching women
pretend to be subjugated on screen prevents women from being raped in real life,
that's the kind of preventative measure our society should be interested in.

[The Advent of Pr0n]

The experiment mentioned above has come to fruition with the advent of the
internet and it's most successful business, pr0n. Since there's so much more
pornography around -- available in the privacy of the home, often for free and
without any looky-loos passing judgement in the line at the local video store --
it should be possible to see if it's having an effect. "How the Web Prevents
Rape" <http://www.slate.com/id/2152487/> (How the Web Prevents Rape: All that
Internet porn reduces sex crimes. Really.) sums up the latest research:

"The bottom line on these experiments is, "More Net access, less rape." A 10
percent increase in Net access yields about a 7.3 percent decrease in reported
rapes. States that adopted the Internet quickly saw the biggest declines. And,
according to Clemson professor Todd Kendall, the effects remain even after you
control for all of the obvious confounding variables, such as alcohol
consumption, police presence, poverty and unemployment rates, population
density, and so forth."

The orginal 56--page long paper (including tables), "Pornography, Rape, and the
Internet" by Todd Kendall
<http://www.law.stanford.edu/display/images/dynamic/events_media/Kendall%20cover%20+%20paper.pdf>
has a good deal more analysis and statistical backing and is a pretty good read
-- if only because any paper that cites Deep Throat is less boring than most. It
seems -- to the non-statistically inclined layman, at any rate -- to be a
well-considered study that makes every effort to justify the proposed
correlation -- namely, that internet porn is a substitute for rape. It does not
make any judgement of pornography, the porn industry or how its run, who
profits, who suffers and so on: it simply notes that easily available, privately
viewable, simulated sex prevents some rapes in real life.

To support the hypothesis, Kendall carefully addresses and eliminates -- or
accounts for -- other explanations. An analysis of similar data for homicides
shows no correlation with internet usage, suggesting that the observed
correlation is "not simply due to omitted variables that may affect crime
generally, such as income or law enforcement resources." In fact, because the
internet "facilitates more dating and other face-to-face interactions", it
actually increases the likelihood of the more common form of rape -- date rape
-- so the "true substitutability of pornography and rape" is probably even
greater than measured (the 10/7 ratio mentioned above). Further bolstering the
argument is that the effect "is statistically significant only for men in the
15-19 age group". This is the group that (A) is most likely to commit rape and
(B) "for whom privacy concerns made pornography relatively unavailable before
the internet (e.g., men living at home with their parents)".

Other studies analyzing pornography and its effect on the male psyche have been
limited to laboratory settings. These have shown "that male subjects,
immediately after watching pornography, are more likely to express misogynistic
attitudes." Being aroused in a laboratory environment -- without access to the
release that accompanies a more private viewing -- is naturally going to lead to
a frustration that will evince itself as increased hostility. Expressed that
way, it sounds scientific, but any fool knows that the state of sexual arousal
is both an emotionally and hormonally charged one; if the natural release --
orgasm, for those not good at innuendo -- is not possible, it takes practice for
even the most refined gentleman (or lady) to return to a "normal" state without
causing any social gaffes or getting pissed off.

[Other Opinions]

The comments on the article were equally interesting, ranging from "Kendall
makes an elementary error" <http://www.slate.com/?id=3936&m=18421316>, which
questions the statistics employed by the author of the study to ""Rape is about
power"?" <http://www.slate.com/?id=3936&m=18416196>, which makes incredibly fine
distinctions about which kinds of porn would satisfy which kinds of rapists.
Some of the arguments are clearly hand-waving ones, seeking to prove that rape
is so complex that we can't understand it, so it only makes sense to find cause
in things that seem like they would engender rape. Others point out that rape
has been trending downward anyway recently, which is illegitimately clouding the
waters as Kendall accounted for those trends -- specifically against the
availability of VHS porn delivered in discreet brown-paper packages directly to
the doorstep.

One of the more interesting (if not politer) contributors to the discussion was
hussymansmanhattan, who wrote "the elephant in the room"
<http://www.slate.com/?id=3936&m=18413498>, claiming that this study will "put a
final nail in the old undergraduate-level trope that 'rape is only about
power.'" Another reader posited that since "informed consent" differentiated
between normal sex and rape, that it was about power. To this, another reader
responded with this brilliant riposte:

"Informed consent is also the difference between a loan and theft. So, are you
saying if somebody breaks into my house and steals my TV, that's mainly about
demonstrating power, and not about him wanting my TV?"

[Fundamentalism]

Further analysis of the comments shows that there is much more room for
fundamentalism in this supposedly liberal discussion than for a search for
solutions. Sure, a lot of pornography is sexist, but it's also not mainstream or
regulated enough -- if it weren't so shunned and condemned to dark corners, it
might be forced to clean up its act somewhat as it was dragged into the light.
It's the recoiling from pornography entirely that allows it to cater to the
lowest common denominator. 

But really, it's the word "only" (sex is only about power) that sticks in the
craw here, because it attempts to force rape into a neat, little box completely
separate from the act of making love, so as not to sully the holy act of
impregnation. Men rape one another in prison, though neither one is gay, so that
is presented as proof that rape is about power. Really? How does fucking someone
in the ass prove your power over them more than just beating the crap out of
them? The humiliation is worse? You could just make the guy do something
horrible that doesn't involve you also getting your rocks off (see Abu Ghraib
photos for ideas). But no, the sex drive is strong enough to overcome a strong
anti-homosexual bent simply because there are no women around and prisoners live
in pretty intimate conditions. It just seems so trite to claim that the
overpowering urge brought on by flowing hormones has nothing to do with
forcefully slaking that lust. 

Regardless of how much some people want to prevent rape, others are more
interested in enforcing their personal mores first. A lot of pornography --
especially the newer wave called "gonzo" porn -- is extremely demeaning to
women. This study in no way approves (or disapproves) this point; this study
merely shows a reduction in actual, real-life rapes with adoption of the
internet and traces it to increased porn availability. This point can't be
stressed enough: this is mathematics, not morals. Fewer rapes is a good thing.
It is a completely separate step to address the problems with pornography -- but
the math shows that eliminating it wholesale will also eliminate a beneficial
side-effect.

[Further Reading]

For an insightful analysis of the state of pornography today, see the following:

"Sexuality, masculinity and men's choices" by Robert Jensen <http://www.zmag.org/jensenporn.htm>

   An excellent description of one researcher's trip through the world of
   pornography and the culprit he finds: masculinity.

"Death of Empathy" by Robert Jensen <http://uts.cc.utexas.edu/~rjensen/freelance/deathofempathy.htm>

   A recent essay stringing the lack of empathy for performers in hardcore sex
   videos with the lack of empathy shown to those less fortunate by the
   privileged.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Iraq -- The Sandbox]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1425</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1425"/>
    <updated>2006-11-02T21:55:16+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The comic strip Doonesbury has weighed in heavily on the second Gulf
War, stationing one of its main characters, BD, there and having him
sent home after his leg was blown off in an attack. His friend, Ray, is
still there. Recently, "The Sandbox"
<http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/> has appeared on the
Doonesbury web site, which, in its...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Nov 2006 21:55:16
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The comic strip Doonesbury has weighed in heavily on the second Gulf War,
stationing one of its main characters, BD, there and having him sent home after
his leg was blown off in an attack. His friend, Ray, is still there. Recently,
"The Sandbox" <http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/> has appeared on the
Doonesbury web site, which, in its own words:

"...[is focused] not on policy and partisanship ... but on the unclassified
details of deployment -- the everyday, the extraordinary, the wonderful, the
messed-up, the absurd. The Sandbox is a clean, lightly-edited debriefing
environment where all correspondence is read, and as much as possible is posted.
And contributors may rest assured that all content, no matter how robust, is
currently secured by the First Amendment."

As with any shared blog, results are mixed, but on the whole? Much better than
expected ... with some really good writing, observation and insight. If the
Republicans actually read Doonesbury, they would be pointing a quivering finger
at these journals and screeching "See?!!? Our troops are smart." Even if Karl
Rove does read this site, he sure as hell isn't going to quote from it to his
minions because the general theme isn't very supportive of the shallow picture
described by simpletons like Bush.

After reading most of the entries from the first couple of weeks, here are some
excerpts that were especially interesting and/or well-written:

"A Closer Look" by SGT Roy Batty <http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/2006/11/a_closer_look.html>

   "What's really surprising are the bedrooms. The rest of the house is barren
      and dirt poor, but the bedrooms are almost opulent. Beautiful Afghan rugs
      cover on the floor, and Bedouin-style tent fabric hangs from the ceilings.
      The beds are covered with silk comforters, and one of the rooms actually
   has
      a crystal chandelier hanging from bare log rafters.  Each room has a small
      TV, even though the house has no electricity. I feel like a thief as I
   peer
      under the beds and open the dresser drawers, revealing brightly woven
   women's
      dresses."

      Not surprisingly, it's the soldiers who make the effort to learn some
   Arabic
      that start to see Iraqis as human beings. These are the ones who have
      sympathy for a family wanting to hide its stash of weapons to keep it safe
      from confiscation -- these families don't see Americans as the most
   dangerous
      thing around anymore.

"Doha" by CAPT Matt Smenos <http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/2006/10/doha.html>

   "A fluttering wave of colorful, translucent robes settles around me like
      butterflies, and the smiling faces of a dozen children, boys in ceremonial
      caps and girls with their first veils, who have discovered a white-skinned
      giant with yellow hair and mirror-eyes. They pet my skin and knead my
      shoulders. They poke hesitantly at my lenses and chatter at me with
   earnest
      questions I do not understand. They giggle and push each other at me, as
   if I
      might swallow one of them."

      This captain recounts his furlough in Doha (the capital of Qatar) on the
   last
      day of Ramadan.

"My Fork" by CH (CPT) Brad P. Lewis <http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/2006/10/plastic.html>

   "...[j]ust before taking off again for parts unknown, [my wife] bought me a
      fork! It's not a very fancy one. Neither is it a girly fork. It's perfect.
   It
      has a nice big handle that's a manly black and silver; it's easy to hold
   on
      to, with perfectly straight and smooth tines. I love my fork. So now when
   I
      go to eat breakfast or lunch or dinner or just an afternoon snack, I reach
      into my pocket and pull out my little friend...and we enjoy a meal
   together.
      There's no place like home, even when it's the size of a fork."

      It's possible that it is stories like this that convince people that war
   is
      somehow good. This young man has shucked (at least for a while) the
   teachings
      of a consumerist culture and focused on the essentials -- he is now an
      American whose day is made by a fork. This is the kind of anti-materialism
      and asceticism America needs more of, but it should be achievable without
      war.

"The Enemy" by Adam Tiffen (AirborneJD) <http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/2006/10/the_enemyname_a.html>

   The man looks at me, his jaw working in anger. For a brief second, I get the
      impression that he is going to attack, and then suddenly, as if the energy
      has gone out of him, his shoulders slump slightly and he looks down at his
      brother's body.

      "Can you help me move him to my vehicle?"

      I can tell that it was painful for him to ask me for assistance. Looking
      steadily at the man standing before me, his face half cloaked in the
   shadows,
      I consider his request. Part of me goes out to the man in sympathy. For
   the
      loss of a brother.

      And then I remember all of the bodies of innocent civilians that my men
   have
      found rotting in the sun, their hands bound behind their backs, and their
      eyes blindfolded, before they were shot in the head by insurgents that had
      suspected them of helping us. This man is an insurgent. His brother had
   tried
      to kill Americans.

      These men are so clearly torn, so clearly overwhelmed by a situation that
   no
      one can understand and everyone wants to escape. The only way to deal with
   it
      -- and absolve yourself so you can sleep at night -- is to simplify and
      pigeonhole, to block out some facts and blend others together to create
   brand
      new ones. An initial empathy is carefully considered, then swept aside --
      albeit with chagrin -- because innocents have died. It matters not that
   the
      man before him may or may not have had anything to do with the situation
      floating before his mind's eye -- it is better to suppress the empathy in
      exchange for the healing feeling of a world that makes sense, if only for
   a
      brief moment.

"Hamid" by CAPT Doug Traversa, USAF <http://gocomics.typepad.com/the_sandbox/2006/10/hamid.html>

   "Pakistan was so green, so beautiful. When it rained in the spring, it was
      warm and lovely. I remember once it was raining and I put on my raincoat,
   and
      my friends and I walked three miles in the rain to a cafe. It was dark,
   and
      there were lights everywhere, and they shone off the water, the rain, the
      streets. We sat and drank tea and watched the beautiful girls go by. But
   here
      in Afghanistan there is nothing. We must be inside by 8 PM. There is no
      electricity. There is nothing to do. I wish I could leave."

      The quote above is from the captain's translater, Hamid, who is Pakistani.
   On
      this day, Hamid opens up and tells him all about his life at home.
   Stationed
      in Afghanistan and yearning to get back home, the caption, though having
      lovingly recorded the details of Hamid's life, can't empathize with
   Hamid's
      dream -- because it is so much less than the standard American one. He
   sums
      up: "When Pakistan is your Garden of Eden, you know you are at the very
      bottom of what life has to offer." This is rather harsh, but reflects more
      the distance between cultures -- to some, the rainy café seems like a
   nice
      way to pass the time; to others, it's missing a plasma TV and an X-Box.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Borat]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1420</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1420"/>
    <updated>2006-11-01T21:14:47+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious
Nation of Kazakhstan" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/> is -- as
the title makes relatively clear -- a fake documentary by Sacha Cohen.
The preview shows Cohen as Borat Sagdiyev, wandering from one
excruciatingly socially awkward situation to the next, all the while
with...
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[image]"Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of
Kazakhstan" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/> is -- as the title makes
relatively clear -- a fake documentary by Sacha Cohen. The preview shows Cohen
as Borat Sagdiyev, wandering from one excruciatingly socially awkward situation
to the next, all the while with an ingratiating grin on his face that begs
forgiveness for not understanding our great culture while, at the same time,
apologizing for the backwardness of his own. In a word, he's disarming -- enough
so that he fooled people into making some pretty damning statements of their
own.

"Borat Make Funny Joke On Idiot Americans! High-Five!"
<http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1552026-1,00.html> is a
well-written article about the cult of Borat. One of the more interesting things
is that, though his humor is extremely raw, critics are more likely to assume
that he has a higher purpose. Unlike the gentlemen of Jackass, who dress up in
thongs and jump into inhumanly cold water, when Borat dresses in a one-piece
thong, it's some sort of comment on society. Where the gentlemen of Jackass
readily admit that they're in it just for laughs, Cohen refuses to even
interview as himself anymore, so it's impossible to hear from him what he thinks
of what he's doing. This is probably a good thing, as his performance is far
from over; once the experiment has run its course, he may see fit to tell us
what it was all about. Or not. Andy Kaufman, who similarly transformed himself
for months at a time, rarely saw fit to let the world in on his jokes.

"The giant mustache, the mesh underwear, the car dragged by mules, the wine made
of fermented horse urine--sure, it seems as if comedian Sacha Baron Cohen is
mocking Kazakhstan. He is not. He's mocking you. After all, you're the idiot who
doesn't know where Kazakhstan is or if it's the kind of place where, as Borat
claims, there's a "Running of the Jews." And more important, you're the idiot
who believes so much in cultural relativism that you'll nod politely when a guy
tells you that in his country they keep developmentally disabled people in
cages. Or, worse yet, you're the person who tells him it's not a bad idea."

As the former host of the "Ali G Show", which spent years mocking Britons, he's
earned the benefit of the doubt that his humor is only pretending to be
meatheaded. In one scene, he asks a gun shop owner from the American South,
"What kind of a gun would you recommend to kill a Jew?". The shop owner
responded as if nothing were out of the ordinary about the question. It is
scenes like these that have led some to denote his humor as "brilliant satire",
in which Borat's disarming ways trick people into letting their hair down and
being themselves. On the other hand, as explained in "Borat The Meaningless"
<http://www.avclub.com/content/node/54614>, it's not clear that the "gun seller
knew what he was being asked, any more than he'd know what it meant if Borat had
asked him, 'Ahomosayswhat?'" This is a good point: Americans, especially those
in rural areas, aren't exposed to other languages or even light accents. A
heavy, faked, Kazakhstani accent is likely to engender nods and smiles as you
try to help the smiling man with the camera on his way and out of your life.

Even if some of the scenes -- and the dark underbelly they reveal -- are
enhanced by convenient cutaways, there are surely others that needed no such
help. One article mentions a "rodeo dude who goes along eagerly with Borat's
anti-gay remarks ... and the RV full of drunken frat guys who run down
minorities and women with undisguised malice", while another describes a scene
where Borat "driv[es a] crowd into a frenzy with anti-Iraqi, pro-war cheers".
There are some nasty, introverted, hateful specimens out there -- especially if
you know where to look. Bush didn't elect himself (the second time anyway).
Examining comedy for why it makes you laugh is a good exercise -- especially
when the humor is as biting as this. And it's clear that he's put a lot of work
into his backstory, as evidenced in this interview he did with MTV, "Borat
Speaks"
<http://area-56.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=14&Itemid=29>. 

"In Kazakh elections, for example, the winner is not the man with the most
votes, but the candidate who can carry a woman against her will for the furthest
distance. Our present leader can manage 4.3 miles; how long can Premier Bush?"

It's ludicrous, off-the-wall ... and funny as hell. This kind of stuff harks
back to the days of Monty Python and their silly, though also occasionally
politically on-the-mark, humor and is a welcome respite from the spate of
rom-coms surely already on their way for this long, dark winter.

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      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Kenny's Wife]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1397</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1397"/>
    <updated>2006-10-18T22:44:59+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Kenny's wife is jumping for joy right now. Since he died before going to
trial, the judge in the case was forced to accede "to decades of legal
precedent" and wipe all 10 criminal charges from his record. "Judge
Revokes Lay's Conviction"
<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/17/AR2006101700808.html>
has the gory details.

"Legal analysts said Lake's ruling closely"

...
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Kenny's wife is jumping for joy right now. Since he died before going to trial,
the judge in the case was forced to accede "to decades of legal precedent" and
wipe all 10 criminal charges from his record. "Judge Revokes Lay's Conviction"
<http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/17/AR2006101700808.html>
has the gory details.

"Legal analysts said Lake's ruling closely hewed to a long-held doctrine called
abatement, which allows a conviction to be vacated if defendants die before they
are able to exercise their right to appeal. Courts typically rule that
defendants' constitutional rights to challenge their convictions outweigh other
considerations, and the law hesitates to punish the dead, the analysts said."

I feel a rousing chorus of The Star Spangled Banner coming on. Is that a tear? I
believe that it is. The estate of Kenny Lay is not legally obligated in any way
to give the criminally obtained booty back to the pensioners of the former Enron
Corporation. Jeffrey Skilling is unfortunate enough to be alive, so all eyes are
on him now, as "federal prosecutors are seeking to hold Skilling responsible for
Lay's share, over Skilling's objections." No kidding? He's objecting? He
probably has nothing to be afraid of, as there's a good chance Kenny Boy's wife
and kids will simply return the 44 million their husband and father absconded
with. 

I wonder why that rather obvious solution wasn't mentioned? Don't they believe
that Frau Lay will come to the same conclusion?

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Animated Map of the Middle East]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1396</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1396"/>
    <updated>2006-10-18T22:22:24+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
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    <![CDATA[The movie below is called "Imperial History"
<http://www.mapsofwar.com/ind/imperial-history.html> (1.1MB) and
documents the occupation of the Middle East, Asia and northern Africa
over the last 5000 years.

[media]

The following empires ruled over smaller and larger swatches of land
throughout recorded history. The dates given are approximate and
estimated...
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The movie below is called "Imperial History"
<http://www.mapsofwar.com/ind/imperial-history.html> (1.1MB) and documents the
occupation of the Middle East, Asia and northern Africa over the last 5000
years.

[media]

The following empires ruled over smaller and larger swatches of land throughout
recorded history. The dates given are approximate and estimated from the movie.
The names and ordering are correct. And, yes, there is overlap: that's kind of
the way it with empires.

  * Kingdom of Egypt (3000 BC - 1380 BC)
  * Hittite Empire (1400 BC -1050 BC)
  * Kingdom of Israel (1100 BC - 721 BC)
  * Assyrian Empire (800 BC - 600 BC)
  * Babylonian Empire (650 BC - 550 BC)
  * Persian Empire (580 BC - 336 BC)
  * Macedonian & Greek Empire (350 BC - 117 AD)
  * Roman Empire (75 - 565)
  * Byzantine Empire (525 - 610)
  * Sassanid Empire (600 - 750)
  * The Caliphate (740 - 1100)
  * Seljuk Empire (1090 - 1140)
  * The Crusader Kingdoms (1140 - 1187)
  * Saladin's Empire (1180 - 1279)
  * Mongol Empire (1300 - 1700)
  * Ottoman Empire (1700 - 1912)
  * European Colonialism (1850 - 1920)
  * Nation-States & Borders Established (1920 - 1955)

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Wil Shipley Wants to Give Me a Computer]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1373</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1373"/>
    <updated>2006-09-06T22:13:32+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This essay is written as a response to the "CPU giveaway" by Wil Shipley
<http://wilshipley.com/blog/2006/09/it-is-what-it-is-cpu-giveaway.html>.

I double-click the GTA: San Andreas icon and watch, relieved, as the
Windows desktop fades to black.

*Churn*

The intro graphic's looking a little pink.

Drat. The font's messed up.

*Restart game*

Again with the pink logo, but the font's...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. Sep 2006 22:13:32
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This essay is written as a response to the "CPU giveaway" by Wil Shipley
<http://wilshipley.com/blog/2006/09/it-is-what-it-is-cpu-giveaway.html>.

I double-click the GTA: San Andreas icon and watch, relieved, as the Windows
desktop fades to black.

*Churn*

The intro graphic's looking a little pink.

Drat. The font's messed up.

*Restart game*

Again with the pink logo, but the font's ok. Let's load up a saved game and do
some driving. Funky music accompanies the fade from the loading screen to Carl's
back. A quick look around confirms that Carl was taking some serious
psychadelics in his downtime because everything around him is awash in garish,
flickering polygons. 

*Restart game*

All right! The intro's not pink -- that's a good sign. Hey, where's the menu?
Patience is a virtue and, after a while, the menu appears, but the mouse barely
moves.

*Three finger salute*

Yup, there's a nasty little svchost.exe gulping down 100% of the CPU for itself.
I wonder if I need a new graphics driver? That's probably it -- there's never
been a gaming problem that couldn't be made worse with a good old graphics
driver upgrade.

*Installing...*

White intro, normal mouse, funky music -- things are looking good so far. Load
up the most recent save game ... fade in to Carl's back and ... no psychadelics!
Hooray! Carl's kicked the habit.

Wait a minute. Why are all the cars suddenly pink?

*breathes deeply*

So it seems that GTA and Nvidia's latest driver don't play well together. Can it
be? Or ... it can't be the machine, can it? Not the good, old Alienware? Ok,
maybe it is the machine. It has become somewhat of a Frankenstein's monster over
the years. It started out as a top-of-the-line gamer's dream-come-true about six
years ago and has seen a lot of action. In those days, it could slap around any
game you threw at it, laughing at Quake III's desperate attempts to push it
below 50 FPS. It shrugged off masterpieces like NOLF and NOLF II as if they were
nothing.

Then the hard drive got a bit cramped for the newer, hotter games. The
resolution had to be 640x480 more often than not. It couldn't read DVDs.

It was starting to show its age.

This wasn't the first time this had happened. Six years ago it, the "new
hotness", had replaced an even older machine -- its brother-in-arms and the
first machine I purchased from Alienware. That one is 8 years old and has also
been heavily upgraded; it's currently doing sterling service as my
web/mail/Perforce server.

Waste not, want not.

So the "new hotness" was starting to fall behind too. Upgrades worked for its
brother -- and they worked again. Just replace what you need; there was no PC
recycling in those days, so it would have been wasteful to toss the machine and
get a new one. It soon had a DVD player, new memory and a bigger hard drive. 

Over the next few years, it plowed through Max Payne I and II, Riven, Uru, some
C&C and a Serious Sam or two. Thanks to a recent super-cheap video card upgrade,
it even took on Doom III, Half-Life II and now, GTA: San Andreas. Even in the
relatively shaky/flaky state described above (after reverting to an older
version of the NVidia driver), it's stalwart service has helped me to an 88%
completion level.

But, back to upgrading. After an upgrade, there's always a pile of parts left
over -- what to do with them?

I built a computer for my mom, who didn't have one. I built one for my future
father-in-law. I built one for my future brother-in-law. I managed to save some
parts, cases and other things that my company was going to throw away. I was
recycling left and right. That way, the perfectly respectable parts got recycled
instead of thrown into a landfill. All three PCs are still in service today --
my father-in-law even uses his for gaming as he's continued the upgrading and
recycling tradition.

The two Alienwares are venerable machines, which even made a journey across the
Atlantic -- complete with two Viewsonic monitors, which are also still in
service -- so loathe was I to throw anything away. One lives out its golden
years as a Debian server and is perhaps finally over the trauma of having had to
run Windows these many years; the other has become a gaming-only box, as a Mac
Mini purchased over a year ago has eclipsed it in every other way.

But its best gaming days are behind it.

It's tough to justify buying a new rig when it's just a gaming machine -- even
the graphics card it recently got was only a desperate bid to keep it in
service. For almost a decade, I've managed to both maintain a gaming machine and
avoid throwing anything away through judicious recycling. 

I know somebody who could use a good all-around machine, a duty for which it is
still more than fit. I just need a little help making it recyclable.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Imagining the Tenth Dimension]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1363</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1363"/>
    <updated>2006-08-20T22:41:34+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Imagining the Tenth Dimension" <http://www.tenthdimension.com/>
is a web-site dedicated to the book of the same name by Rob Bryanton.
With a resounding recommendation by none other than Greg Bear, this book
explores a universe of ten dimensions, as put forth in string theory.
The preamble contains the following disclaimer text:

"The"

...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Aug 2006 22:41:34
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[image]"Imagining the Tenth Dimension" <http://www.tenthdimension.com/> is a
web-site dedicated to the book of the same name by Rob Bryanton. With a
resounding recommendation by none other than Greg Bear, this book explores a
universe of ten dimensions, as put forth in string theory. The preamble contains
the following disclaimer text:

"The "theory of reality" that I advance on this website and in the book
"Imagining the Tenth Dimension" is not the one that is commonly accepted by
today's physicists. Anyone wanting to know more about the currently established
thinking behind string theory and the tenth or eleventh dimension should refer
to such excellent books as "Parallel Worlds" by Michio Kaku, "The Fabric of the
Cosmos" by Brian Greene, or "Warped Passages" by Lisa Randall."

Though not a primer on string theory, the flash animation is excellent and helps
visualize just how much is encompassed at each ensuing dimensional level. The
"text-only version" <http://www.tenthdimension.com/textonly.php> has a complete
transcript of the "Flash animation" <http://www.tenthdimension.com/flash2.php>.
I highly recommend the animated version, as it gives you a chance of
understanding what he means when he tries to explain how to use an extra
dimension to allow instantaneous travel from a point in the future of one
timeline to the past of another:

"There are only two ways you could get to that world -- one would be to travel
back in time, somehow trigger the key events that caused you to come up with
your invention, then travel forward in the fifth dimension to see one of the
possible new worlds that might have resulted. But that would be taking the long
way. The shortcut we could take would involve us folding the fifth dimension
through the sixth dimension, which allows us to instantly jump from our current
position to a different fifth dimensional line."

Aw, hell, even the Flash animation doesn't help so much. He sure would like you
to buy the book, though.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Tehching Hsieh]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1360</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1360"/>
    <updated>2006-08-20T22:20:06+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"One Year Performances"
<http://www.one-year-performance.com/menu.html> is a website dedicated
the performance art work of Tehching Hsieh, who, during the late 70s and
early 80s, did some simple, elegant pieces that tested the limits of
human endurance. Each piece has a simple rule, by which he lived for one
year. [1]

1978-1979

   I shall seal myself

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Aug 2006 22:20:06
Updated by marco on 20. Aug 2006 22:21:47
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[image]"One Year Performances" <http://www.one-year-performance.com/menu.html>
is a website dedicated the performance art work of Tehching Hsieh, who, during
the late 70s and early 80s, did some simple, elegant pieces that tested the
limits of human endurance. Each piece has a simple rule, by which he lived for
one year. [1]

1978-1979

   I shall seal myself in my studio, in solitary confinement inside a cell-room
   measuring 11'6" X 9' X 8'. I shall not converse, read, write, listen to the
   radio or watch television, until I unseal myself on September 29, 1979.

1980-1981

   I shall punch a Time Clock in my studio every hour on the hour for one year.
   I shall immediately leave my Time Clock room, each time after I punch the
   Time Clock.

1981-1982

   I shall stay OUTDOORS for one year, never go inside. I shall not go in to a
   building, subway, train, car, airplane, ship, cave, tent. I shall have a
   sleeping bag.

1983-1984

   (with Linda Montano) We will stay together for one year and never be alone.
   We will be in the same room at the same time, when we are inside. We will be
   tied together at waist with an 8 foot rope. We will never touch each other
   during the year.

Each statement is simple in and of itself, but bespeaks incredible rigor. All of
these installations -- for lack of a better word -- took place in New York City.
The time clock experiment limited him to snatches of sleep no longer than one
hour for an entire year. He kept meticulous notes on when and why he missed
punching the clock when he did. He missed only 1.54% of the time and only 93 out
of 8760 times by oversleeping. Incredible.

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[1] The text for the statements is copied verbatim from his web site. All
    grammar errors are his, intentional or not.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The US Budget Explained]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1361</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1361"/>
    <updated>2006-08-20T18:09:07+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This Flash video, "Oreos" by Ben Cohen
<http://www.truemajority.org/oreos/>, uses dessert to focus your
attention on the ridiculous numbers in the US federal budget. The first
illustration (below) shows the size of the military budget as compared
to the sizes of other portions of the federal budget. On the one hand,
he's conveniently left off Social...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. Aug 2006 18:09:07
Updated by marco on 12. Mar 2008 22:27:12
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This Flash video, "Oreos" by Ben Cohen <http://www.truemajority.org/oreos/>,
uses dessert to focus your attention on the ridiculous numbers in the US federal
budget. The first illustration (below) shows the size of the military budget as
compared to the sizes of other portions of the federal budget. On the one hand,
he's conveniently left off Social Security and Medicare (the two biggest
non-military programs in the federal budget), but on the other, he's only
included the official Pentagon budget, which does not include Homeland
Security's budget, the CIA/NSA/etc. budgets, and, of course, money for wars,
which are paid for with "special appropriations". So, though including social
programs would have used up quite a few cookies, including all military
expenditures would balloon that budget by at least 100% (80 cookies).

[image]

The video continues by showing how taking just 5 cookies from the Pentagon ($50
Billion) could end world hunger, pay for children's healthcare and fix the US
educational system, leaving a measly $350 Billion to pay for conquering the
world. The next segment assuages the worry warts who think that the Islamic
hordes would wash away our way of life in a tide of fanatic blood if we were to
neglect our military in this way.

[image]

The graphic above shows Ben illustrating how absolutely ridiculously
out-of-proportion our military budget is compared to any other country's.
Several years ago, we officially started spending more annually than all other
countries in the world combined. Officially. Ben's hand is covering the label
for the last column, but that's the one representing all the countries in the
Axis of Evil -- including Iran and North Korea.

It's a good, short, hard look at the way our national wealth is wasted year
after year -- building a larger and larger military that makes our nation more
and more insecure, all the while worsening the situation in almost every way on
the domestic front. Since it's clearly such an important issue and easily fixed,
look for this devastating discrepancy to be a "hot button" issue in the upcoming
midterm elections.

Yeah, right.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Elvis Never Did No Drugs]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1345</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1345"/>
    <updated>2006-07-05T22:13:57+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["The Bible is Bullshit"
<http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/06/bible-is-bullshit.html> is a video
of an old Penn and Teller show [1] in which they spend some time
gleefully debunking some of the more obvious contradictions in the
bible. They actually provide a lot of decent historical background from
the annals of biblical scholarship, which basically accepts that...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Jul 2006 22:13:57
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"The Bible is Bullshit"
<http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/06/bible-is-bullshit.html> is a video of an old
Penn and Teller show [1] in which they spend some time gleefully debunking some
of the more obvious contradictions in the bible. They actually provide a lot of
decent historical background from the annals of biblical scholarship, which
basically accepts that the bible is a work of man and has made some inroads into
discovering exactly which men wrote which parts and when.

The biblical scholar they interview is completely incapable of formulating an
argument that holds any water when the audience is even slightly skeptical. He
often ends his argumentative ripostes by leaning back, tilting his chin into his
hand and smirking, but he hasn't made a point a 10-year-old shouldn't be able to
poke ten holes in. The most interesting point they make is comparing Elvis to
Jesus; they show that, even only 30 years later, the history of Elvis has at
least two main versions and many adherents for both.

"Elvis Presley died in 1977. He was born and lived at a time when most of the
people in his land were literate. We have many first-hand reports about Elvis'
life. We have many reliable records: medical, musical and otherwise. Even so,
there are people -- lots of people -- who insist that Elvis is not really dead.
Sound familiar? Even the dozens of books written by the people who actually knew
Elvis contain conflicting stories of his life. Sound familiar? There are people
who insist that Elvis didn't take drugs. ... We have photographs of Elvis, in
the morgue, dead as a fucking doornail and in just 25 years, there are stories
that he's not dead."

Now, imagine trying to discover anything useful after 2000 years from a time
when almost no one was literate and stories were transferred by word of mouth
rather than written down. Penn and Teller's effort is both funny and laudable,
but it's not the only one out there. It doesn't show as much effort as this
book, Der große Boss. Das Alte Testament. Unverschämt fromm neu erzählt (The
big boss. The old testament, an outrageous retelling), which literally rewrites
the bible in more plebian language, skipping a lot of the window-dressing and
keeping all the violent plot points. It's clearly a labor of love/hate, which,
when compared to verse by verse, holds up as a faithful retelling of the actual
happenings in the bible. However, when the story is told using less flowery and
pious language, it comes across as the self-contradicting, war and empire story
that it is.

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[1] A two man magic team, which includes Penn, larger and easily more
    loquacious, paired with Teller, mute (by choice) and incredibly deft.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[NASA wins 4th of July Contest]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1344</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1344"/>
    <updated>2006-07-05T07:11:39+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]

The shuttle program is 25 years old now and, ever since the 2003 crash
of the Columbia, which was caused by pieces falling off, has had a much
more touch-and-go feel to it -- which is certainly attractive to NASCAR
fans nationwide. As noted in the article, "Shuttle fears over foam lost
in blast-off"
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/07/05/wdisco05.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/07/05/ixnews.html>,...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Jul 2006 07:11:39
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[image]

The shuttle program is 25 years old now and, ever since the 2003 crash of the
Columbia, which was caused by pieces falling off, has had a much more
touch-and-go feel to it -- which is certainly attractive to NASCAR fans
nationwide. As noted in the article, "Shuttle fears over foam lost in blast-off"
<http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/07/05/wdisco05.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/07/05/ixnews.html>,
the liftoff was not error-free, but the problems were well within expectations:

"'This isn't too abnormal,' said Bill Gerstenmaier, the associate administrator
for spaceflight. 'We fully expected to lose some foam.' ... Engineers maintained
that the flyaway debris was expected to be small ... The flight was delayed
twice because of bad weather and ... last-minute jitters over a chunk of
insulation foam that fell from the fuel tank in the build-up to take-off,
leaving a 4 in scar at the top of the tank."

It just goes to show that there's nothing you can't accomplish if you don't
lower your expectations.


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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Statistical World Maps]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1339</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1339"/>
    <updated>2006-07-02T22:53:38+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Wadsworth Religion Course Guide Religion Maps"
<http://www.wadsworth.com/religion_d/special_features/popups/maps/index.html>
offers a colorful look at geographic distribution of world religions and
religious sites in both the ancient and modern worlds. Leaving out
religion is the "Contemporary World Map"
<http://www.wadsworth.com/religion_d/special_features/popups/maps/schmidt_patterns/content/map_03.html>,
which shows all of those countries from the World Cup that no one
could...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 2. Jul 2006 22:53:38
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[image]"Wadsworth Religion Course Guide Religion Maps"
<http://www.wadsworth.com/religion_d/special_features/popups/maps/index.html>
offers a colorful look at geographic distribution of world religions and
religious sites in both the ancient and modern worlds. Leaving out religion is
the "Contemporary World Map"
<http://www.wadsworth.com/religion_d/special_features/popups/maps/schmidt_patterns/content/map_03.html>,
which shows all of those countries from the World Cup that no one could find.
Note that the inside of Africa's elbow seems to be especially conducive to
football, as the Ivory Coast, Ghana and Togo are all neighbors there. Most
interesting is the map shown in thumbnail to the left, the "Modern Distribution
of World Religions"
<http://www.wadsworth.com/religion_d/special_features/popups/maps/matthews_world/content/map_01.html>.
Whereas Christianity absolutely rules the Americas with an iron fist, it's very
much limited to the upper northern hemisphere in Asia (eastern Orthodox) and
Protestants and Catholics are harder to find outside of Australia and southern
Africa (where South Africa is the only country that is "mostly Protestant" and
the rest of the region is a mix of Christian, Muslim and tribal). Islam has cut
a relatively large swathe out of the middle of Asia, including half of Africa
and all of the Middle (or Near) East. Hinduism is probably the most limited of
major religions, being prevalent only in India, with Buddism also relatively
limited to eastern Asia.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[9/11 Conspiracies]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1334</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1334"/>
    <updated>2006-06-25T20:24:33+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[An event with the lasting effect of the 9/11 attack was bound to spawn
any number of conspiracy theories. The are thousands of web sites
dedicated to poring over any material related to the attacks in
excruciating detail. Most of the media is happy to accept the cleansed
version offered by the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Jun 2006 20:24:33
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An event with the lasting effect of the 9/11 attack was bound to spawn any
number of conspiracy theories. The are thousands of web sites dedicated to
poring over any material related to the attacks in excruciating detail. Most of
the media is happy to accept the cleansed version offered by the government,
which streamlined its message to maximize impact and effectiveness in using 9/11
as a cudgel with which to whip the American people into a savage frenzy. The
reality is almost certainly much more complicated than that.

One of the main issues that has bothered the more scientifically-minded among
the skeptics is the efficacy with which a crude demolition device like a
commerical airliner was able to neatly drop the two towers with minimal
surrounding damage. It's almost as if it was a carefully planned demolition job
instead of a bunch of terrorists throwing a plane into a building. "Scientific
Analysis Proves Towers Brought Down By Incendiaries"
<http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/june2006/200606scientificanalysis.htm> is
one such article, which aims to lend gravitas to the skeptics' claims.

[image]There is quite a bit of evidence and quite a few relatively sane people
to support the arguments that there is more than meets the eye. The site has
videos of thermite experiments and quotes from professors and scientists. As
with all conspiracy theories, some of the evidence is just a little blurry and
the major news media is completely ignoring it. These days, the fact that the
corporate media sees no need to cover something is a long way from saying that
it's not important or not true. It simply means that most corporations wouldn't
approve, so it's ignored or dropped like a hot potato in favor of breaking
issues, like Katie Couric's move, Geraldo's mustache or the most recent missing
blond girl in America. Or shark attacks. [1]

Instead, the theories are proposed by "crazies" railing against the government,
suspecting it of wrongdoing at every turn with a paranoia that would make a
tweaker proud. They weave elaborate theories involving secret agencies that plan
detailed and perfectly executed propoganda attacks on the American people, but,
at the same time, they  crow that the government is a bunch of useless
stumblebums who can't find their asses with both hands. With the last part
having been proved time and again, how are we to believe that they could plan
their own "Reichstag Fire" <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire> so
perfectly that, after five years, no one can prove it?

The most damning evidence against any conspiracy theory is that it usually
presupposes a cover-up so complete that not a single one of the thousands of
people likely involved come forward to confirm the theory. On the other hand,
the number of people involved in "proving" these theories -- with their resolve,
fervor and expertise -- leaves the door open for a whole lot of doubt that there
must be something more going on than the official story allows.

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[1] Iit is summer after all ... shark attack news season.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Summer Reading]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1314</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1314"/>
    <updated>2006-06-08T22:58:04+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The gap left by Dan Brown's writer's block needs to be filled by
something as you lie on a beach this summer. There are only so many
different versions of Digital Fortress under various names and
publishers you're going to read until you notice that they're all the
same book and that he hasn't...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Jun 2006 22:58:04
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[image]The gap left by Dan Brown's writer's block needs to be filled by
something as you lie on a beach this summer. There are only so many different
versions of Digital Fortress under various names and publishers you're going to
read until you notice that they're all the same book and that he hasn't
magically written a new novel you haven't heard about. In steps Playboy with its
"25 sexiest novels ever written"
<http://www.playboy.com/features/features/25novels/>, which is chock full of
books to take the beach with friends and family. It's a pretty balanced list,
including old classics like Lady Chatterly's Lover to newer classics like
Lolita. There are a bunch from the late 20th century and even a couple from this
one. The list is almost exclusively American erotica, from American authors
(Norman Mailer, Henry Miller, Philip Roth and others), but at least includes
some female authors (Erica Jong, Judy Blume, Anne Rice and others). The famous
Story of O is the French exception to the American rule.

Some are really short -- Rapture is only 116 pages long -- but most are
normal-length novels. A lot of them date from the thirties, like Tropic of
Cancer, but some come from the end of the 20th century, like The End of Alice.
Don't kid yourself -- an "old" sex book stands just as much a chance of being
good as a "new" one. The ability to titillate lies more with the author's
imagination and writing prowess than with the society or era in which they wrote
[1]. There's also something for everyone in the lists, ranging from first-time
stories (Forever) to bisexual (Brass) to bondage (O and Carrie's Story) to just
comical (Candy) and very weird (Crash [2]).

Click a book to get a description and a "sample" to see if it's the one you'll
be taking on vacation with you this summer. You might as well, it's not like you
waiting around is making Dan Brown write any faster.

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[1] A walk through any of the "sex museums" in Amsterdam quickly dispels all
    notions that pornography has in any way gotten more hardcore over the years.
    Though it's perhaps more ubiquitous and slickly marketed, it's not "better"
    or "worse" -- just about the same.


[1] The book on which the equally weird David Cronenburg film was based.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Well Duh.]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1279</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1279"/>
    <updated>2006-04-25T22:36:35+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["I Am a Liberal. There, I Said It!" by George Clooney
<http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0313-26.htm> is a very short essay
in which George Clooney officially outs himself, even though most would
consider "Three Kings" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120188/>, "Good
Night and Good Luck" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433383/> and
"Syriana" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365737/> to be eloquent enough
statements of that. Still and all, there are some nice enough turns of
phrase in it:

"...one"

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Apr 2006 22:36:35
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"I Am a Liberal. There, I Said It!" by George Clooney
<http://www.commondreams.org/views06/0313-26.htm> is a very short essay in which
George Clooney officially outs himself, even though most would consider "Three
Kings" <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120188/>, "Good Night and Good Luck"
<http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433383/> and "Syriana"
<http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365737/> to be eloquent enough statements of that.
Still and all, there are some nice enough turns of phrase in it:

"...one of the things we absolutely need to agree on is the idea that we're all
allowed to question authority. We have to agree that it's not unpatriotic to
hold our leaders accountable and to speak out."

He expresses a frustration with the Democratic party as he watches them
mysteriously avoid confronting the Republicans, "[i]t makes me want to shout,
'Fuck you, you weren't misled. You were afraid of being called unpatriotic.'" In
this, he is still naively clinging to the notion that, with the Republicans
firmly in possession of the "Dark Side", it stands to reason that the only other
choice must be the "Light Side". The Democrats, as we've mentioned here before,
are simply scheming for a way to switch places with the Republicans. At best,
the Democrats would proceed more slowly along the same lines that the
Republicans have chosen. America's direction is executed through a political
party, but not dictated by it. Since business interests are behind both, we can
expect the same agenda from both. The only path for the principled is an
independent one, as always.

Once you've disassociated the idea of being a liberal from being a Democrat,
it's easy to see that a liberal isn't a raging leftist. And a Democrat is not a
liberal. Neither a Republican nor a Democrat is a fiscal conservative. The
stories the parties would like you to believe are not true. A man of common
sense, a true republican (believing in the direct power of the people), a true
democrat (believing in the elective power of the people) and, yes, a liberal,
believes in the following:

"...it's not merely our right to question our government, it's our duty.
Whatever the consequences. ... You gotta be a grown-up and take your hits."

A good philosophy to go by. It's too bad that only a small part of our elected
government lives by it.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Commuting]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1278</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1278"/>
    <updated>2006-04-19T23:24:04+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Oil prices are at an all-time high. Summer's coming up, so don't expect
a dip anytime soon. The US is threatening war with Iran, the war in Iraq
is dragging on and the Saudis are scrabbling to maintain control over an
ever-more-agitated populace. Prices are going nowhere but up. This makes
the "car...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Apr 2006 23:24:04
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Oil prices are at an all-time high. Summer's coming up, so don't expect a dip
anytime soon. The US is threatening war with Iran, the war in Iraq is dragging
on and the Saudis are scrabbling to maintain control over an ever-more-agitated
populace. Prices are going nowhere but up. This makes the "car culture" deeply
ingrained in American culture (and growing quickly in Europe as well)
problematic. The notion that everyone has a car has led to decades of
residential design depending on just that and led to one of the biggest blights
on the first world: the commute. A lot of people don't live where they work
anymore. An increasing number live uncomfortably far from work, sacrificing
anywhere from 2 to 3 hours of their day to a commute. Many of them do it in a
car -- not using public transportation.

That relatively long segue leads us to Exhibit A, documented in "Is working at
Cisco worth a 7-hour commute?"
<http://www.theregister.com/2006/04/13/cisco_commute/> This guy has a "daily 372
mile trek" that is, at best, a "seven-hour roundtrip". He just won a contest for
longest commute in America and won $10,000 worth of gas.

[image]Ok. Some people get a new job and haven't moved yet. That's
understandable. Or they moved and didn't get a new job yet. Also understandable.
The fact that leaps off the page and elevates this guy to the status of carnival
freak is that he's been doing this commute since 1989!. He leaves his "horse
ranch at the edge of the astonishing Yosemite National Park" at 4:30 in the
morning and comes home by 20:00 or 20:30. He's got a few hours for family time
and some sleep and then he's off again. 

If the article were published on April 1st, it would be easy to dismiss. It was
published on the 13th, so we're left to ponder whether someone foolish enough to
"pound... more than 30 cups of coffee by the end of the day" actually exists or
whether someone invented him to make us all feel a bit better about our own
lives.

Here at earthli, we can't help but mention the environmental angle and shudder
to think about what kind of car he drives. A car with decent gas mileage would
use almost a tank of gas per day. An SUV would need two. That's a lot of
pollution, a lot of time and a lot of cash. He must be making a tidy sum at
Cisco (his employer), but still, talk about completely twisted priorities. He's
promoting a lifestyle that will ensure that the scenery he loves so much won't
be around for his grandkids.

There are other "reader reactions"
<http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/04/14/cisco_commute_letters/> to the story.
Synopsis: most people think he's an idiot. Highlight: one person met someone who
commutes from outside of London to Geneva, Switzerland (though the urban legend
alarm went off on that one).

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    <![CDATA[Lesser Known Punctuation]]>
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    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1272"/>
    <updated>2006-04-17T22:37:02+02:00</updated>
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    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA["The Trouble With EM 'n EN..." <http://alistapart.com/stories/emen/>
(The Trouble With EM 'n EN (and Other Shady Characters)) discusses how
to create proper punctuation characters in online documents --
specifically HTML. Of most interest are the rules of use for "em" and
"en" dashes:

em dash

   "...used to indicate a sudden break in thought, a parenthetical
      statement that deserves more attention"

...
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Updated by marco on 17. Apr 2006 22:38:13
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"The Trouble With EM 'n EN..." <http://alistapart.com/stories/emen/> (The
Trouble With EM 'n EN (and Other Shady Characters)) discusses how to create
proper punctuation characters in online documents -- specifically HTML. Of most
interest are the rules of use for "em" and "en" dashes:

em dash

   "...used to indicate a sudden break in thought, a parenthetical statement
      that deserves more attention than parentheses indicate, or instead of a
   colon
      or semicolon to link clauses."

en dash

   "used to indicate a range of just about anything with numbers ... also used
      instead of the word "to" or a hyphen to indicate a connection between
   things
      ... (such as the New York--Boston commuter train) ... [or] used to
   hyphenate
      compounds of compounds, where at least one pair is already hyphenated (as
   in
      'Netscape 6.1 is an Open-Source--based browser.')"

The article also includes rules for all the different hyphens, quotes and spaces
available (15 space characters in all!). Though these characters are all found
in Unicode, most are not defined in HTML and there isn't much else to say or do
about them when typesetting in HTML.

More interesting is the section on quotes, which gives the decimal codes for
curly quote characters as well as rules for using them properly. The <q> tag,
though defined since early versions of HTML, still doesn't work reliably in any
modern browser. Browsers that support CSS-added content may set up rules to
generate the correct quote characters when needed (not supported in IE 6 or 7).

Even the oft-misused ellipses character gets the full treatment: in most cases,
it should accompany a full stop (period) character and placement depends on the
intent being conveyed.

[The earthli Munger]

Text formatting at earthli [1] supports automatic conversion for both en- and
em-dashes, as well as the ellipses character, since version 2.7.1 released
earlier this year. Automatic replacement of single and double-quote characters
is not yet supported, but may follow in a subsequent release as a reliable
algorithm has recently been published at "Smart Quotes"
<http://www.pensee.com/dunham/smartQuotes.html>. The algorithm there is 20 years
old and was first implemented on the Macintosh and implemented in old stand-bys
like WriteNow. It's a bit smarter than that found in more modern word processors
in that it avoids converting to curly quotes when inch or feet marks were
intended.

[1] See "HTML_MUNGER"
    <http://earthli.com/software/webcore/docs/public/webcore/text/HTML_MUNGER.html>
    in the "documentation" <http://earthli.com/software/webcore/docs/public/>
    for more details

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    <![CDATA[Reply to a Friend - March 23, 2003]]>
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    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1255</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1255"/>
    <updated>2006-03-11T15:55:20+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
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    <![CDATA[[image]This weekend I unearthed an old document from March 23, 2003,
which was written in response to a letter I received from a friend
earlier in the month. This friend had taken the time to write a long
reproach to the attitude towards the Bush administration -- and American
hegemony in general -- found...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 11. Mar 2006 15:55:20
Updated by marco on 11. Mar 2006 16:11:05
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[image]This weekend I unearthed an old document from March 23, 2003, which was
written in response to a letter I received from a friend earlier in the month.
This friend had taken the time to write a long reproach to the attitude towards
the Bush administration -- and American hegemony in general -- found on this web
site. The quoted blocks are from the friend, but the document is not available
online. Therefore, though the quotes  remain somewhat out of context, most are
long enough to indicate to what thought I was responding in the ensuing
paragraph.

Much of the conversation centers around Iraq, but the original document darted
around to many topics. I can't excuse the arrogance of my reply [1], but I can
only say that this was not the first time I had had these discussions with this
friend. The reply was more intended as a preventative against any future
discussions and a catharsis.

[1] Which, for long-time readers should come as no surprise.

[Iraq]

"See, if Iraq could really gain democracy it would be much better for its
population, because oppressing dictatorship is absolutely not a way of life. "

Agreed.

"Maybe it is 'the great illusion' to try to help. One can only, in good faith,
try."

I don’t think it’s at all an "illusion" to try to help. That is what we
should do, as moral beings. The United States is in no way trying to help Iraq.
The United States has no record of helping any nations in the last 50 years (it
could be argued that Germany, Italy, Japan were helped by the US, but the
rebuilding of Europe was mostly undertaken to ensure future control and to
prevent the spread of socialism, as if it were a disease. Logical from the
standpoint of the rulers of the United States, but not moral.)

Do you really believe that the best way to help a nation like Iraq achieve
democracy is by first installing, then supporting a brutal dictator for 10 years
(while he fought Iran for us), then by bombing the country flat, then by
imposing a medieval blockade of food and medical supplies for 12 years, then by
bombing them flat again? Of course, of course, Saddam could relieve all the
suffering by simply stepping down...but so could the US by simply lifting the
embargo once we saw it wasn't working....it only makes the innocent suffer more.

"Iraq is a very rich country, it is not an Afghanistan, they could govern
themselves and make a very functional country all by themselves without the USA,
so could Iran, Lybia, Siria (sic), all rich countries with very bad egoistic
governments."

Yes, but once again, we have to turn to history as a guide. If solely the people
of Iraq were allowed to benefit from the wealth of their natural resources, then
it would be the first time the US has allowed that to happen in almost a
century. You will hear all sorts of logical arguments coming soon: the US paid
for the cost of liberating them, they should get 'spoils of war" (already
mentioned by Herr Bush as oil reserves). A recent article in the NY Times
outlined $30 Billion worth of construction contracts (over the next 10 years)
that will be awarded to US companies only (bypassing the legal bidding process
since this is war-time and we are in a state of emergency -- since it's you, I
will point out that I am being facetious). Don't forget whose tax dollars these
contracts are paid by. 

Look to Venezuela as another guide; they are (were) nearly the number-one
supplier of oil to the US. They made the mistake of electing a left-leaning
President (Chavez) who foolishly thinks the same thing you mentioned above. He
nationalized some resources and restricted foreign private investment to reduce
capital flight (that's when US or other foreign companies own all of a country's
resources and none of the money earned from those resources stays in the country
-- hence the capital (money) flees the country). Last year, in April, a
US-backed military coup failed to oust Chavez, but now a strike, interestingly
led by upper-level management, not the workers, has crippled that country.
Despite Chavez's massive popular support among his people and his relatively
progressive, rational policies, the Bush administration wants nothing to do with
him. That's not too surprising when you see that Chavez's policies directly
affect the pocketbooks of large American petroleum corporations, who just happen
to be massive campaign contributors of Bush's. Coincidences abound, no?

"[Y]ou know that Saddam sent them away because they saw too much. They knew that
the money he received for his population he used  to buy illegal weapons and
chemicals from our 'friends' France, Germany, Russia; maybe not China because
they need all of this, and buy them themselves on the black market."

I do not know that. I have not been properly indoctrinated by the media. Saddam
did not send away the inspectors in 1998; that is a popular myth promulgated
virtually everywhere because it is so convenient to believe. The inspectors were
withdrawn once Clinton made it known that an attack was coming (just like last
week)...of course this attack was only a small rain of cruise missiles instead
of an occupation. Think about it rationally, Iraq has no control of its own
airspace, inspectors had been in the country for years, where, suddenly, did
Saddam get the power to throw the inspectors out, after 5 years?

Also, do not force me to mention that the US was a primary provider of weapons
to Saddam during the war against Iran. Rumsfeld himself can be found pictured
shaking hands with Saddam less than a year before the first Gulf War. British
and American firms were still delivering supplies around the blockade as
recently as 1999, while well-oiled palms in both governments turned a blind eye.

"I do not oppose that maybe there will be some corporations that are dishonest,
unfortunately it is the damned human nature. One should not be so skeptical
though."

There is a lot of ground between skeptical and naive. To say that all
corporations (let us broaden that to bureaucracies) are dishonest is like saying
that all stoves are hot. You may find that some are not, but you might get
burned it you assume it isn't.

"But France is the one country who is profiting the most with her trafficking
with Iraq. They have much too much to lose if Saddam is defeated."

I've heard this argument several times as well. Why should France be worried
that her contracts won't be honored by the next government? There are many
third-world nations that would love to be able to forget about debts and
contracts incurred by a ruthless dictator, but they aren't allowed to. Why
should France and Russia be worried? A democratic country rising from the ashes
of Saddam's reign would be more than happy to continue trade with these large
first-world nations, no?

Perhaps there is something more to it, then. Perhaps there are worried that if
the US orchestrates the new regime there, all the oil will magically start to
flow to the US. I think this is quite a legitimate concern, since it would be
quite in keeping with past behavior. Please note that I don't think that the
question of whether Saddam should be removed enters into it. The answer is yes
-- but not unequivocally. Since the US is offering to do it, countries that
don't forget inconvenient history as soon as it happens, are of course quite
suspicious that everything will "conveniently" work out completely in the US"
favor.

"...he is still the head of the free world, and deserves respect"

Here, I have to stridently disagree with you. He is, at most, the elected
President of the US. If you'$1read the history of the 2000 election, you would
see that it is only through a broad unconstitutional overreaching of the
judicial branch (most specifically Herr Scalia) that brought him to that
position. Being magically elected to that position by a vote of 5 to 4 did not
change any of his own history or his abilities.

The leader of the free world is a title granted to the leader of a country that
has amassed the most destructive nuclear power by indebting its people to the
tune of $6 Trillion.

"How can the Russians or China support the war, they are free per say, but still
can not come out and freely say a 'yes' or 'no' without fearing consequences,
they need both: the US moneys and the black market money of Iraq. Freeing people
from oppression? They dealt with it for centuries. Who cares. One country more
or less. Not their problem."

We come back to this again. I think the major miscommunication I sense here is
the oldest one. It is not that I (or France or China or Russia) do not agree
that Saddam is a monster and should go. That is almost universally agreed. It is
the solution proposed by the US for removing him that is most vehemently not
agreed upon. It is a fact that countries liberated by the US in this fashion
most often end up as puppet states of the US. That is not desired in this case.
By me, because I think it is morally wrong. By nation, likely for more selfish
motives involving the resources of Iraq. However, remember that the US has those
same selfish motives. They played along with Saddam until he was no longer a
pliant puppet. Now, all of a sudden, he must go. It is completely reasonable to
assume that Saddam is now being removed because the US wants to install a new
Saddam, but one who responds to US, not French or Russian, needs.

[American Glory]

"No, they come here, because this country is not all that bad as you make it in
you commentaries"

I do not "make it bad" in my commentaries. I simply remember history that US
would rather keep forgotten. Perhaps you don't realize the cocoon of propaganda
within which you spend your days (and if the job is done correctly, you just
accused me, in your head, of having fallen to some evil foreign propaganda of my
own), but the perception of how America works is largely one of myth, rather
than reality. Within the US, there is a lot of freedom; less now than before,
but still enough to be able to write as I do in public without worry. It is the
US foreign policy that is completely at odds with US espousals of freedom.

Be careful as well to separate what you are told from what you have experienced.
You are told that anyone can do anything in the US; but, in fact, all around,
you see a class separation that increases every year. Get ready for the next big
tax cut coming down. In the first tax cut, I got $300. In the latest tax-cut,
Herrs Bush and Cheney stood to recoup tens of thousands. I stood to recoup
nothing. There's a new tax-cut coming, ostensibly to "boost" the economy. Whose
economy? Why not? We've seen how boosting the last 2 were.

"...but USA went to get them, but who sold them to them? Black African market,
mothers would give the children up looking for a better life. It did not work
out for many, but that was then."

If you're trying to get me to swear or simply stop writing, this is a good way
to do it. So if I go to an extremely poor mother in a third-world country, tell
her I will take her daughter away to a better life, then rape her every day
until she dies...the woman is just as morally bankrupt and at fault as I?

"You mention Nicaragua, Mexico, what more, Pinochet… even Afghanistan or the
supplies of arms to Iraq. Look what was done with Iran (shah), the WW2 H-bomb, 
those things were done for a situation 'then' right or wrong, it presented
itself 'then', how can one make it a 'Bush' case now! Give me a break! ... You
and many, many others just despise outrightly Bush, fine, that is, what a free
country is: freedom of speech. But to bring down a president with all the ills
of the past…isn't it a little heavy?"

Nope. You misunderstand. it's not anything against Bush himself. Whether I like
him or not is beside the point. it's a matter of history. it's a matter of
reasonable expectations. Go read the history of any of those things you've
mentioned. Do you think Pinochet was supported for years and years out of an
enlightened interest in the democracy of Chile? No. It was pure self-interest on
the part of the US. The game goes for the US-led coup that installed the Shah in
Iran and the US funds that kept him there for 30 years. Good Lord, are you
willing to forget all of history just to give "poor Bush" a chance? it's not
just Bush, there are a lot of familiar faces from the Empire-building days in
his administration. Remember when he chose Kissinger to head the 9-11
investigation? I'$1sure the people of Chile and Laos (both countries in which he
is wanted for war crimes) were delighted. That's the point -- you accuse me of
seeing only Bush and hating him, but that is extremely insulting to the amount
of effort I put into learning -- and remembering -- history. And then applying
it to the future.

It is to that that I draw an analog to the situation in Iraq today. I know you
complain that it is too much to remember, all of this, but that is no excuse.
Afghanistan was a country that, as recently as a year ago, would not be again
forgotten. It has already been forgotten. How can you discount this as
judgmental? These are the actions of the current administration. I think it is
unreasonable then to expect this administration to install a democracy in Iraq.

[Untouchable President]

"...but think of the age difference, different upbringing, different times in
history of growing up. Less daring of taking up arguments, and expressing
outright opinions"

This is, to some degree, a cop-out. Morals, ethics, fairness -- most of all,
logical thinking -- knows no generational boundaries. Self-interest is usually
the culprit that will lead to equivocation on easily perceived issues. Will I
personally benefit if the corporations to which the US has been sold suddenly
surge again? Of course, I have stock in them -- a fact that I rue today. Do I
wish for them to surge? No. I think the current corporate structure is sick and
decayed, increasingly stratified to benefit a smaller and smaller minority of
the already wealthy.

"Yes, during the campaign he promised a lot of nice things coming to America,
infrastructures, better schools, medical provisions. But what happened? His
attentions had to do a complete turnabout, and who the hell would want to have
been in Bush's position after 9/11?"

He finds $100-Billion for a war against a country no one feels threatened by
(and which isn't going anywhere, and despite the hysterical protestations of the
administration and media, isn't going to do anything) and the "education
President" can't find any money to keep kids in school? Did you hear that
Portland has to cut 5 weeks off of their school year?

I'$1not going to quote your description of Bush's rise to the Presidency here
because it's too long, but your characterization of him, again, is completely
out of sync with any of his personal history. Read a biography on Bush to see if
he's actually the expansive, far-seeing, good man that his press releases say he
is. Ask yourself if a man so dedicated to building up his own country could
really ignore what's happening now (unemployment soaring, deficit higher than
than any time in history, national debt not being paid at all (that's owed to
the American people, not some stinking foreigners -- as I'$1sure you were about
to remind me), schools closing early all over the nation.

"He surely did use a lot of diplomacy, even went to speak personally to the UN,
just to be snubbed by the 'cultured' French diplomat. He explained how long the
US was disposed to still wait for Saddam to come around and 'face the music' (he
could have said that) [He has those little phrases that annoy so much the
'highly cultured' people]"

it's not the little phrases that annoy; it's the gross oversimplification of
issues that annoys. Go read his "diplomatic" appeal to the UN. It boils down to
"agree with me or you're useless". Quite diplomatic.

[Back to the Middle East]

"...12 years of 'signatures' on documents, promises with absolutely not a shred
of outcome (see Palestine/Israel)."

you're covering a lot of ground here (as usual) and it's difficult to keep
interest in the discussion on paper as on the phone. You see, you bring up too
many points. I can refute many of them on basic evidence, but by the time
I'$1done, you've gone to something new and I get the feeling I'$1wasting my time
explaining my point to you.

For example, you throw Palestine/Israel in there...do you have any idea of the
history there? I mean, in a discussion of flouting UN resolutions, you bring up
that conflict to support your side? Go look at the history there -- Israel is in
violation of over 60 resolutions, but no one's invading them. And look at who is
the only nation to vote with Israel whenever a resolution comes up in the UN to
treat Palestinians like human beings or to give them some land back. Rest of
world vs. US/Israel.

"France feeding material and other knowledges to Saddam to get him ready to have
also nuclear opportunities?"

Where do you get this? Can you cite a source? Saddam, by all authoritative
parties, does not have nuclear capabilities. The documents cited by Powell
before the UN were forgeries. This is acknowledged. You, and President Bush, as
well, are not allowed to continue to quote from forged documents. That is not
playing by the rules because people will believe you and it will become truth.

"...that a human being that tries to be more concerned to do something for the
good of the whole than only of the very few should be sponsored and not
ridiculed and smeared."

Good. Fine. If you read history, you will see that on the dozens of occasions on
which the US has overthrown a government, saying this will install a democracy,
in the last 50 years, they have not once done so.

Therefore, I want you to put your money where your mouth is. Since you espouse
the theory of always taking the US at its word, regardless of how many times its
broken it, try this is personal life. Find a doctor who has killed every patient
he's administered and go to him anyway. I mean, it's not fair to not give him a
chance, is it?

[Wishin' It Real]

"Wouldn't it be nice if it would work out that way? If this would turn out to be
a success with this country?"

It would be fabulous. I really hope it happens. I also really hope I win the
lottery every time I play.

"...one cannot come in and say to the populace that the sky is red and everyone
believes it.. there are quick way to be more informed, right?"

This is a fabulously innocent take on the status of information management in
the world today. Just because the information is available doesn't mean it gets
used. Look at us. You get your news almost solely from the television media. I
get mine from sources of my own choosing. We have strident differences of
opinion which largely come down to differences in knowledge, not differences in
moral or ethical underpinnings.

Turn on the TV and watch. But this time, with every phrase that falls out of the
talking head's mouth, ask yourself -- did they just tell me the sky is red?

Hey, cool, I found a case-in-point already.

"clowns marching with signs just determined to do the contrary of what the
administration is doing because it is NOT THEIR administration."

Do you see how you have been brainwashed into thinking that all of these
anti-war demonstrators, every single one, are just contrarians acting out of
spite. That you believe they couldn't possibly have any valid grounds for
protesting. it's truly amazing that polls showing 80-90% of the peoples in most
of Europe, Canada, Mexico, etc. are against a unilateral war (what is currently
being fought) and you manage to believe that they are all fatuous idiots just
being big babies.

I would march. Is that what you think of me?

"...let the politics to the ones that follows, studies, reads upon, talks about,
discusses with other knowledgeable people about them"

That is exactly wrong. Politics the way you've described it easily controlled by
that group. Democracy is for everyone. If Sean Penn, who is far better spoken
and informed than many I've read, wants to share his opinion, that's his
prerogative. He's a citizen. Think about what you're saying -- is this really
your own opinion? Or has it just been hammered in there by Rush or his ilk?

"When is it ever popular to rule with principles?"

I find it utterly fascinating that you would call the Bush administration a
"principled" one. Your rhetoric strikes me as quite similar to Herr Bush's
speeches. They say good things. Things with which I agree. But the declaration
that it will be so, as a foregone conclusion, conflicts with the facts and with
history.

Example: Bush is selling his new tax cut to Congress as an "economic boost". The
last two tax cuts he got were also "economic boosts". At what point are you
going to ask yourself if he's lying? Or if he's simply deluded? They have both
plummeted the economy into even worse straits, a situation amply predicted by
most economists -- excluding those within the Bush administration. it's not a
hatred of Bush or thinking he's a liar. I quite frankly don't care why he's
saying it. I just don't believe it. I don't believe it in the same way that I
don't believe the Sun will rise in the West tomorrow. it's never happened
before, so why should I believe it will happen this time?

What, should we all have faith or something?

"You mention the sanctions: why were imposed? Did the ruler try to comply so
that his people would fare better? Nooo, why should he, he is bathing in a
golden tub, who cares about the subjects. Is this a person due respect? Is this
a person to keep in power?"

I believe I answered this above. The sanctions were doing nothing to remove
Saddam from power. They killed hundreds of thousands of civilians. Knock it off.
Here comes an analogy.

it's as if your neighbor was on welfare and had two kids. The kids were treated
horribly by this guy, just beaten and abused. He made them go to part-time jobs
and kept all the money for himself, spending it on his car and buying beer.
Social services is still sending him the checks and he spends most of it on his
car, but buys some food for the kids. What's the solution?

The US solution (pulling from analogy here) would be to stop the social services
checks from coming. Now the kids have no food and are malnourished, hardly able
to fend for themselves. When the kids get beaten because there's no money coming
in, the US would say “if the kids really wanted to rid of him, they would
throw him out.”

That's much better.

I know you will think I exaggerated the analogy, but read it carefully and let
me know where I'$1wrong.

[Motives & Misconceptions]

"...and do you think really that he does that only from the bottom of his heart?
Sure, they keep him armed to the teeth with all sorts of devices."

I am not fool enough to believe that any nation or person does something from
the "bottom of his heart". That is why I make my decisions and form my opinions
based on past actions. You always magically keep the US and Britain off the list
of arms suppliers. Why is that? The US supplies over 50% of the arms to the
world every year. They were an almost-exclusive supplier to Iraq for a dozen
years. It is from us that he got much of his biological and chemical weaponry.
Yet you speak as if France, etc. purveys the lion's share of arms?

"About the oil, I really think that you are wrong ..."

And I think that you are guilty of extremely wishful thinking. The Bush
administration has already stated that they will consider at least a portion of
Iraq's oil as 'spoils of war", which will be used to pay for the "liberation".
it's not like they"re beating around the bush about it. Wait and see.

"What you say, happened in the past; why not be optimistic and think that things
this time around might even turn out right?"

There is a crucial dividing line between optimistic and naive. Read the news! I
don't make anything up here. The Bush administration allocated exactly $0 to
rebuilding Afghanistan in the 2004 budget. That is quite a commitment. Congress
voted to allocate some funds, but the Bush administration allocated $0! They
also have the sheer balls to allocate $0 for the current war, as if it costs
nothing. They just don't want the budget to explode, so they stick their fingers
in their ears and scream "nyah, nyah, I can't hear you” as if it will make all
the problems go away.

"He [Saddam] killed one million children. Marco, why pass it on so nonchalantly
to the US with an undercurrent to this administration?"

I point you to my analogy above.

"...racist US military: for goodness sake how can you say that!"

Once again, members of the US military would be amused by your naivete. Remember
the last Gulf war? I believe that saw the rise of the term "sand-nigger".
Remember Somalia? I can't remember the term used there, but it's quite
well-documented that many of the civilian slayings there were racially-biased.
Again, I don't, in general, say things for which I cannot readily provide a
relatively reputable source.

"How can one enjoy the show, when twenty years old get killed?"

You know, you've always just flat-out sucked at sarcasm.

"Maybe I should have taken more time to read more profoundly"

[Home Stretch]

The error you make is to allow most of your opinion to be built by others,
instead of by your own acquisition of facts and analysis. The danger in
operating purely on received opinion is that you will eventually no longer be
able to remember why you believe what you do.

For example, in a matter of weeks, the US media has convinced you that the
French are a snide, arrogant people without worth. That's quite impressive.
Centuries of philosophers and logical analysis and now, all of a sudden, they
are nothing. They have dared to contradict the mighty, intellectual analyses of
the Bush administration, so they must be stupid.

Do you really believe the sky is red?

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Water: An Exercise in Contrast]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1230</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1230"/>
    <updated>2006-02-19T15:55:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]The article, "Bottled Water: Pouring Resources Down the Drain"
<http://baltimorechronicle.com/2006/020906EPI.shtml> documents the
rising fortunes of bottled water. Again and again, studies have pointed
out that the water in these bottles is either no different from or
actually inferior to the water coming from your faucet ("roughly 40
percent of bottled"...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 19. Feb 2006 15:55:36
Updated by marco on 19. Feb 2006 20:59:13
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[image]The article, "Bottled Water: Pouring Resources Down the Drain"
<http://baltimorechronicle.com/2006/020906EPI.shtml> documents the rising
fortunes of bottled water. Again and again, studies have pointed out that the
water in these bottles is either no different from or actually inferior to the
water coming from your faucet ("roughly 40 percent of bottled water begins as
tap water"). Even several years ago, a large city like New York had healthier
tap water in most places than the average bottle of water. In many countries,
drinking tap water in restaurants is actively frowned upon -- it's bottled or
nothing.

Bottled water has the natural advantage that it is portable and can be bought in
a packaged quantity when needed. However, at "up to $2.50 per liter ($10 per
gallon), bottled water costs more than gasoline in the United States." About 5
times as much, as gasoline costs around $2 per gallon. The report maintains that
people spend over $100 Billion every year on bottled water. As it stands, member
nations of the UN spend "$15 billion ... every year on water supply and
sanitation." In order "to halve the proportion of people who lack reliable and
lasting access to safe drinking water by the year 2015", the UN predicts it
would need to double that investment (to $30 Billion).

This issue alone starkly illustrates just how divided the planet is. On the one
side are members of a sizable elite who purchase water at exhorbitant prices,
often shipped from far away -- sometimes as much as 9,000 kilometers -- and
despite extraordinarily cheap water available in nearly infinite quantities. On
the other is a portion of the world -- an estimated "1.1 billion people" -- with
almost no access to water at all.

Bottled water also doesn't get in there for free. Not only do people pay a lot
for it -- though they could drink freely available tap water and put that cash
towards a good cause (see above) -- it costs a lot more to produce it. Tap water
comes to consumers through an extremely efficient distribution mechanism;
bottled water "must be transported long distances -- and nearly one-fourth of it
across national borders -- by boat, train, airplane, and truck." This wastes
precious fossil fuels and pollutes the environment, all for no concrete
improvement in quality of life. The plastic bottles also don't come from
nowhere, requiring crude oil both for materials and production processes.
"Worldwide, some 2.7 million tons of plastic are used to bottle water each
year." All of that plastic must be recycled or dumped. It bio-degrades only
slowly (taking about 1000 years) and "86 percent of plastic water bottles used
in the United States become garbage or litter." Even if the bottles are
submitted for recycling, they are often transported further distances (sometimes
as far as from the US to China) for processing, using even more fuel.

Drinking bottled water is clearly one of the more wasteful things a person can
do. And it's not just the US here. It seems any countries with pretensions to
ascension into the circle of elites (or those already there) is quaffing in
ever-greater quantities.

"Americans drank 26 billion liters of bottled water in 2004 ... [with] Mexico
... at 18 billion liters ... Italians drank the most bottled water per person,
at nearly 184 liters ... Mexico and the United Arab Emirates consumed 169 and
164 liters per person. Belgium and France [drank] ... almost 145 liters annually
 ... India swigged three times as much bottled water in 2004 as it did in 1999
and China, more than twice as much."

The practice of wasting to show wealth is still very much with us, all
encouraged by companies eager to profit from this foolishness. In our capitalist
world, it is considered commendable to make a profit this way. Wouldn't it be
great if we spent this money on helping those who don't have any water at all?
In one fell swoop, we could reduce usage of fossil fuels, reduce the amount of
non-biodegradable garbage produced and not affect our lifestyles or health at
all. Merchants, who are only too happy to sell something they get for nearly
free, would lose an income stream, but the money saved could be used to help the
rest of the world that has no water at all.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Copying != Stealing]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1231</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1231"/>
    <updated>2006-02-18T20:16:42+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In a recent discussion about "Bill Gates' Letter to the HCC"
<http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/03/2159239> [1], an
unusually "astute comment"
<http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=176205&cid=14639895> was logged by
808140 [2]. It put into clear terms the difference between copying
software, media or other digital bits and the actual legal definition of
stealing. Stealing means to deprive someone (the "owner") of...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Feb 2006 20:16:42
Updated by marco on 16. Mar 2008 18:48:58
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In a recent discussion about "Bill Gates' Letter to the HCC"
<http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/02/03/2159239> [1], an unusually
"astute comment" <http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=176205&cid=14639895> was
logged by 808140 [2]. It put into clear terms the difference between copying
software, media or other digital bits and the actual legal definition of
stealing. Stealing means to deprive someone (the "owner") of something to which
they have purchased title. Making a digital copy of that "something" does not in
any way deprive the owner of their property, so it can hardly be called
stealing, can it?

"What [the owner] [is] deprived of is a monopoly on the right to benefit from
the fruits of [their] labour. ... it is important to recognize that there is
nothing that naturally guarantees ... this monopoly. (emphasis added)"

In the physical world there is a natural guarantee in that a physical object can
only be in one person's possession at any time; if one person has the object,
the other does not. The world of ideas -- be they in the form of music, writing
or software -- is different. Ideas and digital products can be in many places at
one; once an idea has escaped, it cannot be said to "belong" only to the person
that had it. The person who "copied" it possesses it just as much as the
original owner. They do not own it legally -- or even have a license to it --
but it is clearly in their possession. And this all without depriving the
original owner of the idea or product in any way. Of what has the owner been
deprived?

"If you amass knowledge ... with an intent to capitalize on it, and someone
copies that knowledge in its digital or written form with an intent to
capitalize on it in the same way ... then you could definitely say that the
person doing the copying has done something immoral -- but he has not actually
deprived you of the fruits of your labour."

Downloading music is not stealing, it's breaking copyright. It's the acquisition
of goods without compensation. In the physical world, this can be directly
equated with the act of stealing -- in the digital world, it can not. So what is
the legal interpretation of making a digital copy without compensation?
Realistically, the copier has deprived the owner of "the profits that they would
have had had [the copier] been forced to buy" the product. This is a
philosophically difficult argument to make, as the profits of which the copier
has deprived the owner are purely hypothetical -- just because the copier was
willing to take a copy for free in no way guarantees that they would have paid
the full price had the free copy not been available.

It's an argument that the "Business Software Alliance" <http://www.bsa.org/>,
Microsoft's anti-piracy arm, makes every time that they release statistics.
Every year, the alliance reports the amount that the software industry lost due
to piracy the previous year. How do they arrive at a figure? They make estimates
on the number of copies pirated or downloaded, then multiply those numbers by
their respective retail prices. This report also assumes that everyone who
downloads a copy would have paid retail price for it had it not been available
in pirated form. It also makes -- at best -- educated guesses on the number of
copies pirated.

Though many of the arguments brought by software and other media companies
vis-a-vis stealing are fallacious, one fact remains crystal clear: copyright
infringement is a crime in most countries in the world. If someone has not
legally acquired a license to use the copyrighted material, they are commiting a
crime. "It's not stealing, because theft deprives the owner of property, but it
is still illegal."

The idea of copyright -- that a creator's right to profit from their creation is
protected -- makes sense. That there should be copyright laws, requiring others
to obtain a license [3] to use/copy/access the creation, is not doubted by
reasonable participants. The more interesting questions in this discussion are
how far should the government go in defending copyright (and has it gone too
far?) and how far and wide should a copyright extend (do heirs also get
exclusive rights?). Even more interesting is that corporate entities are
considered citizens of the US and, through their wealth, can defend their rights
far more aggressively than any one citizen. It is their constant pressure that
has shaped copyright law today (and not just in the US) and that presents the
thorniest problems for the future.

[1] The HCC is the "Homebrew Computer Club", a computing club from over 30 years
    ago which was using Gates' Altair Basic program.


[1] This is apparently a user id taken as the user name for anonymity.


[1] Which can also be a license guaranteeing free use for all, without cost. The
    point is that the owner decides what the license is and all others must
    agree to it in order to use the creation.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Glaciers advancing ... run for your lives]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1108</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1108"/>
    <updated>2005-06-13T09:01:43+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Swiss wrap a  glacier to keep it from melting over the summer]"The Real
Junk Science" by George Monbiot
<http://www.alternet.org/envirohealth/22008/> covers a recent letter by
a pillar of the scientific community (no, really, he apparently is ...
or was) in which he claims that most glaciers in Europe are, in fact,
growing. Global warming naysayers have naturally taken this as "proof"
that global warming is a sham dreamt up...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Jun 2005 09:01:43
Updated by marco on 16. Mar 2008 18:48:07
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[Swiss wrap a  glacier to keep it from melting over the summer]"The Real Junk
Science" by George Monbiot <http://www.alternet.org/envirohealth/22008/> covers
a recent letter by a pillar of the scientific community (no, really, he
apparently is ... or was) in which he claims that most glaciers in Europe are,
in fact, growing. Global warming naysayers have naturally taken this as "proof"
that global warming is a sham dreamt up by fruity eco-socialists who want to
ruin it for everybody.

Monbiot's look into the validity of the claim takes him on a twisty path a
myriad of citations, each building on the last without adding an ounce of proof.
The question quickly becomes: how are sources of information validated? In the
scientific community, there is a process called peer review which acts as a
reasonable filter for bias (though not a perfect one, by any means). In the
court of public opinion, it is repetition that elevates a fact or study to
citability.

The basic issue of global warming boils down to the following:

"If man-made climate change is happening, as the great majority of the world's
climatologists claim, it could destroy the conditions which allow human beings
to remain on the planet. The effort to cut greenhouse gases must come before
everything else. This won't happen unless we can be confident that the science
is right."

If a heavy hitter like Bellamy comes out with figures like "555 of all the 625
glaciers under observation by the World Glacier Monitoring Service in Zurich,
Switzerland, have been growing since 1980", he's bound to have done his homework
and carefully considered putting forth an opinion. Strangely, when Monbiot
contacted the World Glacier Monitoring Service itself, they said that Bellamy
had "cited data which was simply false" and that the "latest studies show
unequivocally that most of the world's glaciers are retreating".

The question remains as to where Bellamy then got his data.

It turns out he read it on "Not by Fire, but by Ice" <http://www.iceagenow.com>.
A quick visit confirms that the site positively oozes scientific reliability and
in no way looks like the web site of a deranged mind. The maintainer of the page
and publisher of the "studies" therein is a "former architect" with no
scientific training. The figures about growing glaciers are, in fact, available
in many places and do not originate with IceAgeNow. It is this study that is
repeated over and over again and it is almost the sole source which contradicts
the sea of evidence supporting global warming. Where did it come from? According
to Fred Singer, who initially posted the figures on the internet, they come from
"a paper published in Science in 1989".

At this point, Monbiot had neared the end of his journey, as this claim is
immediately verifiable by searching a few issues of the Science magazine. No
articles on glaciers or global warming were published that year. The evidence
cited by global cooling supporters dissolves in a puff of smoke on closer
examination. They depend instead on repetition and the basic laziness and
gullibility of people to make it true. To refute global warming, you must first
ignore almost the entire scientific community and "...embrace instead the claims
of an eccentric former architect, which are based on what appears to be a
non-existent data set."

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Poisonwood Bible - History Repeats Itself]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1116</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1116"/>
    <updated>2005-06-10T08:23:40+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"The Poisonwood Bible" by Barbara Kingsolver
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060930535/qid=1117984402/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-8293247-0370540?v=glance&s=books&n=507846>
is a work of fiction about a baptist family from the American South who
embark on a mission to the Congo in 1959. It tells the tale from the
viewpoint of the minister's four daughters with intermezzos told by the
mother. The clash of cultures on social, political and military...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Jun 2005 08:23:40
Updated by marco on 10. Jun 2005 08:46:47
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[image]"The Poisonwood Bible" by Barbara Kingsolver
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060930535/qid=1117984402/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-8293247-0370540?v=glance&s=books&n=507846>
is a work of fiction about a baptist family from the American South who embark
on a mission to the Congo in 1959. It tells the tale from the viewpoint of the
minister's four daughters with intermezzos told by the mother. The clash of
cultures on social, political and military levels is exquisitely woven from
these individual strands of experience. The political context is remarkably
similar to that in which an amnesiac America has placed itself today, lending
ever more weight to George Santayana's famous quote:

"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

Below are passages from the book that I found worth noting.

The Judges/Leah/Pg. 318

Anatole critiques the West's idea of perfect democracy, disputing its
applicability to not only Congolese, but all Africans and, indeed, all humanity.

"To the Congolese, ... it seems odd that if one man gets fifty votes and the
other gets forty-nine, the first one wins altogether and the second one plumb
loses. That means almost half the people will be unhappy, and according to
Anatole, in a village that's left halfway unhappy you haven't heard the end of
it. There is sure to be trouble somewhere down the line."

The America of June 2005 finds itself only a few months past exactly such an
election, which was won by a man who seems determined to keep the half that did
not vote for him 100% unhappy. There will indeed be trouble.

The Judges/Adah/Pg. 357-358

This next passage is Adah's coming of age, in which a secret CIA radio broadcast
inadvertently reveals to her that her country is not all goodness and light.

"...as good as dead. Patrice Lumumba. The King of America wants a tall, thin man
in the Congo to be dead. Too many pebbles cast for the bottle. The bottle must
be broken. The smiling grandfather face has another face. It can speak through
snakes and order that a president far away, after all those pebbles were carried
upriver in precious canoes that did not tip over, this President Lumumba shall
be killed."

The King of America is Ike Eisenhower, who ordered and/or approved the
assassination of Patrice Lumumba, the democratically (according to the Western
system imposed by the Belgians above) elected president of the Congo. The
pebbles are votes cast by Congolese, who placed them in bowls next to items
representing the various candidates. Lumumba's symbol was a bottle. The cast
pebbles were carried in precarious canoes to be counted in a central location. 

The passage recounts Adah's realization that, despite the Congolese doing
everything they can to play by a foreign power's rules - even though they don't
fit their own culture - the foreign power still reserves the right to obviate
their decision if it finds it unsatisfactory. Lumumba was too chatty about
socialism and was forced, through other crass foreign policy moves by the US, to
beg the Soviet Union for military aid in order to fend off insurgents who were
well-supplied by the CIA.

"By morning, it had lost the power to shock. Really, in daylight, where is the
surprise of this? How is it different from Grandfather God sending the African
children to hell for being born too far from a Baptist Church? I should like to
stand up in Sunday school now and ask: May Africa talk back? Might those pagan
babies send us to hell for living too far from a jungle? Because we have not
tasted the sacrament of palm nuts? Or. Might the tall, thin man [Lumumba] rise
up and declare: We don't like Ike. So sorry, but Ike should perhaps be killed
now with a poisoned arrow. Oh, the magazines would have something to say about
that all right. What sort of man would wish to murder the president of another
land? None but a barbarian."

Americans today are almost entirely impervious to the tactic employed in the
previous passage; it is known as "turning the tables" or "seeing an issue from
the other point of view". I find it a very effective way of pointing out the
fallacy of a point of view, employing the "do unto others" wisdom against the
bible thumpers themselves. In general, though, it is frustratingly inneffective.
The US actually had to pass a law to prevent presidents from officially being
able to order the assassination of foreign leaders. Very civilized. Now they
just do it unofficially. Put into more modern terms, the mullah who declares a
price on Bush's head is a primitive zealot who must be stopped with a bunker
buster, but Bush's call for Saddam's head is a necessary evil in the cause of
freedom.

Bel and the Serpent/Orleanna Price/Pg 381-382

Orleanna (the mother) ponders the power of self-delusion in our government.

"...in 1975, a group of senators called the Church Committee ... found notes
from secret meeting of the National Security Council and President Eisenhower.
In their locked room, thse men had put their heads together and proclaimed
Patrice Lumumba a danger to the safety of the world. The same Patrice Lumumba,
mind you, who washed his face each morning fram a dented tin bowl, relieved
himself in a carefully chosen bush, and went out to seek the faces of his
nation. Imagine if he could have heard those words  --  dangerous to the safety
of the world!  --  from a roomful of white men who held in their manicured hands
the disposition of armies and atomic bombs, the power to extinguish every life
on earth."

All because Lumumba wanted to follow socialist precepts that would render the
bounty of his country unto his people instead of unto occupying foreign
corporations. From the point of view of the power brokers and hence the U.S.,
this cannot stand as it serves as a example of independence from US hegemony.
Understandable as the actions of ruthless domineers of the world; the oft-taken
moral high ground it is not.

The arguments against Lumumba should cause a feeling of discomfort to those that
think that Bush invented evil and was the first to promulgate a foreign policy
detrimental to most of the rest of the world. The story is far older, deeper and
uglier than anything the twisted little minds of Bush and his cronies can
conjure. That does not mean they can end the world as we know it. Just that
they're not the first evil bastards with the power to do it.

Exodus/Leah/Pg. 502

21st century America cannot even claim to have invented media zombies and press
unanimity. It is an ill that continues, but not one that is new. Those who crave
power are beholden to those that have it - they do not contradict it.

"Thirty whites killed in Stanley, two Americans among them  --  we heard that
over the shortwave radio and knew what it meant. By nightfall the United Nations
would launch their answer, an air and land attack. The Combined Forces, they're
calling this invading army: the U.S., Belgium, and hired soldiers left over from
the Bay of Pigs. Over the next weekswe heard a hundred more times about the
whites killed by Simbas in Stanleyville. In three languages: Radio France, the
BBC, and Mobutu's Lingala newscasts from Léopoldville, the news was all one.
Those thirty white people, rest their souls, have purchased and all-out invasion
against the pro-Independents. How many Congolese were killed by the Belgians and
labor and starvation, we will never know."

Once again, we see the disconnect - the inability to see an issue from the other
side. The same actions performed by Americans straining for freedom at the end
of the 18th century are still heralded as noble in history books today. If the
US puts other countries into similar situations, it is naturally for that
country's own good. Read the "People's History of the United States"
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060528370/ref=pd_sxp_f/102-8293247-0370540?v=glance&s=books>
or "The March of Folly: From Troy to Vietnam"
<http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0345308239/qid=1117992249/sr=1-3/ref=sr_1_3/102-8293247-0370540?v=glance&s=books>
to read about how the British people bought the same story about us from their
government.

For a more modern example, consider the striking similarities to Falluja in
Iraq.

Exodus/Leah/Pg. 520

The media has always been able to ignore the deaths of inconsequentials while
trumpeting the deaths of important first worlders. All the better to sell the
picture of savages who need to be controlled.

"When thirty foreigners were killed in Stanleyville, each one was tied somehow
to a solid exchange, a gold standard like the hard Belgian franc. But a
Congolese life is like the useless Congolese bill, which you can pile by the
fistful or the bucketful into a merchant's hand, and still not purchase a single
banana. It's dawning on me that I live among men and women who've simply always
understood their whole existence is worth less than a banana to most white
people."

The over 100,000 Iraqis (lowball estimate by a very scientific clustering survey
published in the British medical journal, the Lancet  --  see "More Tales of a
Liberal Media" <https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1064>) who have
been killed not only don't matter, they are not counted. A study counting them
is dismissed out of hand without evidence and easily disbelieved by the populace
because they just don't care. They don't have to.

Exodus/Leah/Pg. 515

Further events in the Congo teach more lessons of America's idea of democracy.
Democracy is what we say it is.

"...foreign hands moved behind the curtain and one white King was replaced with
another. Only the face that shows is black. Mobutu's U.S. advisors even tried to
hold elections here, but then got furious when the wrong person won  --  Antoine
Gizenga, Lumumba's lieutenant. So they marched the army into parliament and
reorganized it once again in Mobutu's favor.

"'If the Americans mean to teach us about democracy, the lesson is quite
remarkable.'"

These problems plague the Americans less in their last two conquests,
Afghanistan and Iraq. This is partially because of massive improvements in
marketing and public relations for its candidates (Karzai in Afghanistan springs
to mind) and partially because of a tighter control over the elections
themselves, which are often deemed insufficient by UN overseers (if they are
even allowed to observe). However, look how long the interim government still
rules in occupied Iraq, simply because of the plurality of Shias who were
elected. More "elections" and more interim or provisory or temporary governments
will follow until one satisfactory to the US is found. Hell, we already wrote
their constitution for them  --  it's probably even legal.

Exodus/Leah/Pg. 547

And now we get to the parallels for the reconstruction of Iraq. The Halliburtons
and Bechtels of the world have always functioned this way, glomming onto the
government teat to be paid for acheiving nothing. The only signs of their
passing are the crippling interest payments third world countries pay on the
money they borrowed and gave to the multinationals who built nothing and blamed
the natives for being too primitive. In the Congo's case, it was for a power
line that would only benefit foreign-owned diamond mining concerns located at
the wrong end of a large country. So, the Mobutu government, with its people's
interested firmly in mind, agreed to borrow a phenomenal amount of money and
give it to a foreign contractor to build a power line that the people would not
and could not use.

"The power line was never meant to succeed at all. With no way to service a
utility stretching across the heart of darkness, the engineers watched the
monster's tail crumble as fast as the front was erected. The whole of it was
eventually picked clean in the way a forest tree gets gleaned by leaf-cutter
ants: nuts, bolts, and anything that might serve for roofing material trailed
off into the jungle. Anyone could have predicted that exact failure. But by
loaning the Congo more than a billion dollars for the power line, the world
Export-Import Bank assured a permanent debt that we'll repay in cobalt and
diamonds from now until the end of time."

This is the standard operating procedure for dealing with resource-rich third
world countries. Invade them, instill our market principles on them, push
through projects that have no prayer of working in that culture, then glean
interest and loan repayments in the form of resources. All on the up-and-up
since it works according to well-defined market principles that we, of course,
also abide by. We're just better at it than they are, but there have to be
losers in every game, don't you know? This isn't colonialism because we haven't
occupied the physical land exactly, just co-opted their economy. It's economic
colonialism. Many African nations pay over half of their GDP in interest on
loans to first world countries. Loan-sharking on a national level is not only
legal, it's the preferred way of doing business.

Exodus/Rachel/Pg. 573.

"... Democracy and dictatorship are political systems; they have to do with who
participates in the leadership. Socialism and capitalism are economic systems.
It has to do with who owns the wealth of your nation, and who gets to eat."

This is a clear definition that most Americans (and many others, I'm sure)
simply don't grasp at all. Naturally, their failure to understand the rather
stark differences are strongly supported by a media and government that is happy
to maintain the brainwashed status quo. The less you know, the more likely you
are to believe what you're told. That's how we can believe that Arabs are
religious zealots only interested in a strict religous state who also happen to
go out and vote in droves when the U.S. administration needs them to.

"Okay, let's take Patrice Lumumba, for example. Former Prime Minister of the
Congo, his party elected by popular vote. He was a socialist who believed in
democracy. Then he was murdered, and the CIA replaced him with Mobutu, a
capitalist who believes in dictatorship. In the Punch and Judy program of
American history, that's a happy ending."

Is it any wonder that peoples (like the Iraqis) who actually read and understand
history are so strenuously opposed to the "benevolent" occupation by the United
States? 

How does this happen? How is it that the U.S. government always has so much
money and leeway to invest in "foreign adventures" (as they're so endearingly
called in the US media, to take the edge off of wars that kill countless
millions of foreigners)? After the Congo was secured for democracy and freedom
(the freedom for US and other western corporations to acquire African raw
resources for nearly nothing), the fight moved to Angola, where:

"...the U.S. has now spent nearly thirty million dollars to bring down Angola's
sovereignty. every dollar of it had to come from some person ... it's a commerce
of imagined dreads, the Bethlehem housewives [read: soccer/security moms]
somehow convinced that a distant, black Communist devil will cost them some
quarter in their color-matched living rooms."

Round and round we go on the fear merry-go-round.

Exodus/Leah/Pg. 603

It was the Godless, Communist Cubans who helped Angola resist US efforts to
overthrow their government. US soldiers fought alongside South African
mercenaries to deny yet another socialist seedling the chance to take root and
pull an amazingly resource-rich country and people out of the abject poverty to
which the robber barons of capitalism would consign them.

"Rachel informs me I've had my brains washed by a Communist plot. She's exactly
right. I've been won to the side of the schoolteachers and nurses, and lost all
allegiance to plastic explosives. No homeland I can claim as mine would blow up
a struggling, distant country's hydroelectric dams and water pipes, inventing
darkness and dysentary in the service of its ideals, and bury mines in every
Angolan road that connected food with a hungry child."

And so it goes, with the brainwashed and uninformed notifying the educated of
their ignorance. The jingoist kettle calling the humanist pot black. A world in
which it is so easy for an overrich and oversated populace to see military
attacks as necessary and unique solutions to the barbarity of foreign peoples.
The landmines continue to be used today  --  they are an effective way of
preventing subjugated peoples from travelling and resisting occupation. The air
attacks on civilian infrastructure are still the first wave of attack today  -- 
witness Iraq's complete and utter destruction, to the point that now, two years
after the official ending of hostilities, many places still have no water and
electricity, as even a  brutal dictator was able to provide. The people of the
US chirp happily from their palaces that this is a necessary step in the
instillation of freedom; they, in turn, expect to be paid back in lower fuel
prices and increased security, as their televisions promised them.

When this does not transpire, it is simply time to open wide and swallow the
next load of palliative lies delivered steaming hot and so comforting, to
explain away their mild discomfort and allay any lingering qualms of guilt. In
effect, it is a government that manages to subjugate several peoples at once,
starting with its own. Americans are treated as the human energy cells in the
Matrix  --  instead of providing energy, they provide compliance and tax dollars
to feed the endless, ravening maw of the capitalist war machine. When there is
nothing left, it will consume itself and expire, leaving a bewildered population
to fend for itself in world filled with billions looking for revenge.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Teaching Science in America]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1125</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1125"/>
    <updated>2005-06-04T22:27:22+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Having Fun With Intelligent Design" by David Morris
<http://www.alternet.org/story/22039/> offers some good advice to
teachers charged with spending time on alternative theories to
evolution. The crux of the matter is that in two states so far,
Pennsylvania and Kansas (big surprise there), teachers must address a
theory of the world known as intelligent...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Jun 2005 22:27:22
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[image]"Having Fun With Intelligent Design" by David Morris
<http://www.alternet.org/story/22039/> offers some good advice to teachers
charged with spending time on alternative theories to evolution. The crux of the
matter is that in two states so far, Pennsylvania and Kansas (big surprise
there), teachers must address a theory of the world known as intelligent design.
This is not religion; it is a pseudo-scientific justification for a God-like
being.

"Intelligent design is not creationism per se. It holds that higher forms of
life are so complex they must have been created by an unspecified higher power.
The key word here is "unspecified." Many school board members who support an
intelligent design mandate believe that higher power is Jesus. But they aren't
forcing anyone to teach that in schools."

Morris suggests that enterprising teachers can hold students' attention, teach
good science and get a dig in on the puritanical school board by critiquing
evolution from a scientific basis. A good place to start, naturally, is sex;
start a discussion as to why when " it comes to the human female orgasm ...
evolutionists are stumped". When you're done with that one, open another theme
that evolution has trouble explaining: homosexuality.

"The theory of natural selection should guarantee the disappearance of males
that don't reproduce. But they keep hanging around, in considerable numbers, in
every culture and every era."

The alternative explanation offered by intelligent design would naturally have
to credit "an intelligent power" with creating and maintaining homosexuality
through the ages, "Does that mean God is gay?" Surely a subject to hold the
attention of young minds for an hour or two. This would probably also be a
bang-up way to schedule an exit from your teaching position, but it would be
hella fun.

The next step is to analyze creationism as a possible intelligent design theory,
poking holes in the paucity of empirical evidence that backs up the claims made
in the Bible: "the scientific evidence for
the-heavens-and-the-earth-and-all-life-was-formed-in-six days theory of the
origins of life is virtually nonexistent". Once the Bible's explanation is shown
to be dubious at best, replace it with another theory that also has many
adherents: "[l]ife derived from outer space". Swiss writer Erich von Daniken has
"amassed an enormous amount of evidence to substantiate his thesis [that]
evolutionary seed or seeds, were planted by space travelers".

Hell, if you're feelling frisky, drag a copy of L. Ron Hubbard's Dianetics in
and have a ball. For most kids, the lessons in critical thinking you impart will
serve them better than the science you're charged with teaching. In the America
that's taking shape today, you can't start too early learning that 90% of what
you hear is crap.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Censor yourself]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1123</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1123"/>
    <updated>2005-05-29T23:04:33+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[According to "Your Handy Home Censorship Kit"
<http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/22027/>, there is now in America a
purification device for the wicked emissions coming from Hollywood in
the form of "[a] new device [that] allows consumers to cleanse their
DVDs of sex, profanity and violence."

Whoop-dee-doo. It's called network television or...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. May 2005 23:04:33
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According to "Your Handy Home Censorship Kit"
<http://www.alternet.org/mediaculture/22027/>, there is now in America a
purification device for the wicked emissions coming from Hollywood in the form
of "[a] new device [that] allows consumers to cleanse their DVDs of sex,
profanity and violence."

Whoop-dee-doo. It's called network television or basic cable; we've had it for
decades. This brilliant technology is now also available for the home in the
form of a ClearPlay DVD player:

" that are designed to mute or skip over foul language, nudity, violence and
other "inappropriate" behavior in hundreds of commercial DVDs. What content will
be expunged is theoretically left to the viewer's discretion. For example, if
you load When Harry Met Sally and select the "Vain References to Deity" or the
"Sensual Content" filters, you will skip right over Meg Ryan's ersatz, "Oh God!"
orgasm."

This new product is one legalized by Bush's signing of the Family Entertainment
and Copyright Act (FECA), which includes severe punishments for copyright
breaking - up to ten years - and a family clause, which legitimizes such
'post-processing' devices for the home. Previously, these were considered
copyright infringements as they allowed alteration of copyrighted content by
entities other than the copyright holders.

The uproar seems to be more over whether yokels want to ruin their own cinema
experiences* than over the fact that copyright infringement now carries a longer
minimum sentence than rape. The drastic sentences for victimless crimes (include
most drug crimes here) proposed by businesses and lackadaisically sworn into law
by fully-bought representatives is far more outrageous than companies that
enable people to self-censor.

*Even more than they already do by missing out on "European" versions of films
(that would be the "full" version of a film for non-US readers).

I think the post-processing is fine (especially when it reduces the amount of
time I have to see Meg Ryan on screen). Americans already accept all of their
news about the world in a similarly pre-processed way; why not carry the concept
to movies? They can buy this device and have it provide a palliative experience
with no fun and no mental stimulation. I'm not sure who'll buy it though. The
business itself doesn't seem to be really booming, as the model involves
hand-picking the areas to block, which they've only done for "hundreds of
films".

"To true cinephiles, the absence of such iconic moments might ruin these films
completely." Most "true" cinephiles probably aren't that worried about "Vain
References to Deit[ies]" in their films either. However, in America, the FCC
already censors the living crap out of anything that makes it onto the airwaves.
What exactly is the difference here? Imagine "A Clockwork Orange"  on American
TV, perhaps on NBC. It would be the most confusing 5 minutes of your life. At
least this system carries the censoring system to those that want it. Naturally,
they can't choose exactly which portions are removed: those choices lie with the
churchy folk at ClearPlay. That shouldn't worry anyone who's spent any time
getting their news from Reader's Digest, though; it's called a digest because
they censor out all of the "offensive" ideas and any bits that aren't
sufficiently jingoistic.

If they want to censor themselves, let them. What with the popularity of horror,
hyper-action, porno and other films in America, I can't imagine who the hell's
going to use this thing. If a segment of America (most of these censorship
companies are headquartered in Utah) wants to make itself even more culturally
ignorant and divorced from reality, more power to them. It's just another stage
of evolution, like when Neanderthals had to live with Cro Magnons until they
died out. We can do these folk the same favor, can't we? At least they'll be
happy as they slide into obsolesence.

"Censorship under the guise of child protection," added Heins, "has
traditionally been, and continues to be, a convenient excuse for not educating
children -- about media, critical thinking, and moral values."

This hyperbole is completely unjustified, as the state has no business what
happens in a private home. Children raised without any television at all and
those raised with a massive amount of television have just as little training in
"critical thinking and moral values". These ideas still assume that children can
be raised without parenting, learning only from out wonderful machines. All of a
sudden, people are concerned about education and think that Hollywood movies are
a source of "critical thinking" for kids? Gimme a break. The article even asks
"why did the government approve such technology?" as if the government has any
right to ban it in the first place. If a parent wants to install the most
idiotic safeguards against the Internet(s) on their computer at home, who is the
government to stop them?

There is a dark side to this, though. MegOnTheMountain makes a good point (in
one of the last comments attached to the article) in mentioning that this
technology is being used publically, instead of by private citizens. Government
programs, like TANF (welfare), sometimes screen films for their classes; these
cannot impose a blanket censorship on a group. "Meg" said her class saw Erin
Brockovich and that the "video had been edited by ClearPlay" to eliminate
cursing. Even worse, though, was how the class was run:

"The other disturbing thing was that the facilitator of this "class" - a
middle-aged woman, by the way - kept stopping the tape to point out all the
things Erin was doing wrong: her low cut clothes, her foul mouth, her outspoken
nature, the way she questioned and challenged authority and the sta[t]us quo."

This, for me, is far more dangerous than people using ClearPlay in their homes.
Even using ClearPlay in this government program is not nearly as bad as women
being trained not to "challenge authority and the status quo". The government is
training the poor to be docile and subservient - that's much more frightening.
It is here that I like to invoke the name of George Orwell and his good pal, Big
Brother.

Let parents install the device. Kids will just go watch at their friends' houses
and life will continue for them as it always has. The best we can hope for is
that the kind of people that feel they need these, can convince their children
that sex is so evil that they never breed and evolution closes off another
useless loop in its long, long history.

Until then, we'll just keep electing as many of them as possible to office.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[TV Shoes]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1117</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1117"/>
    <updated>2005-05-23T00:12:43+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Smart shoes decide on television time"
<http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7395> covers yet another
brilliant idea from Britain, in which a home's television usage can be
keyed to a counter in a pair of sneakers. As with many other things
British, it has a totally lame, weird name that doesn't make any sense
to anyone outside of Britain:...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 23. May 2005 00:12:43
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[image]"Smart shoes decide on television time"
<http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn7395> covers yet another brilliant
idea from Britain, in which a home's television usage can be keyed to a counter
in a pair of sneakers. As with many other things British, it has a totally lame,
weird name that doesn't make any sense to anyone outside of Britain: "Square
Eyes". I honestly have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

As with all kooky ideas that will never work, it starts from the best
intentions: getting kids to both eat less and watch less TV. Let's get a
description of the thing first, so you can see just how well-thought out it is:

"The shoes ... contain an electronic pressure sensor and a tiny computer chip to
record how many steps the wearer has taken in a day. A wireless transmitter
passes the information to a receiver connected to a television, and this decides
how much evening viewing time the wearer deserves, based on the day's
exertions."

I'm sure the idea works perfectly in inventor Gillian Swan's world, but in the
real world, populated by clever little brats out to make their parents' lives
miserable, it's going to flop hard, not least because it looks like it will
totally make every shoe look orthopedic. If the kid doesn't figure out how to
hack it or disable the receiver or download a kit that reconfigures the
regulator, s/he can still make other people's lives miserable. The next natural
question is how much time does a kid get and how much does s/he have to walk to
get it?

"Health experts suggest that a child take 12,000 steps each day and watch no
more than two hours of television. So, every 100 steps recorded by the Square
Eyes shoes equates to precisely one minute of TV time."

This is the kind of ass-backwards approach to rearing children that's
preordained to backfire. The richer kids will simply use their massive
allowances to pay other kids to run up their TV time. Others will simply hang
out at their friend's houses, where the TV doesn't turn itself off. But probably
the easiest way to thwart the TV restriction is to simply not wear the shoes
while watching. Unless, this is only to prevent a child from watching their own
private TV. Otherwise, the parents' TV wouldn't work either. 

So, basically, this device will prevent a child from watching their own set. If
it's hooked up to the one and only set, what happens when the kid's already used
up his share of TV time (perhaps having accrued a grand total of 15 minutes by
walking down to a gas station to buy a gallon of coke)? Why, he'll come in and
sit in the living room with his parents when they're trying to watch their show.
Click. Off goes the TV.

A couple of days of that and that device and shoes are sitting in the trash.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Giant Steps (Flash)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1100</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1100"/>
    <updated>2005-05-01T23:45:58+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Giant Steps" by Michael Levy
<http://michalevy.com/gs_download.html> is a wonderful, fun 3d visual
interpretation of John Coltrane's musical classic. It's a sign that
Flash can used for something other than annoying ads that flicker,
flash, make noise, hover around over the web page and find ways around
our popup blockers.

Really cool, soothing stuff. "Check"
<http://michalevy.com/gs_download.html>...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. May 2005 23:45:58
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[image]"Giant Steps" by Michael Levy <http://michalevy.com/gs_download.html> is
a wonderful, fun 3d visual interpretation of John Coltrane's musical classic.
It's a sign that Flash can used for something other than annoying ads that
flicker, flash, make noise, hover around over the web page and find ways around
our popup blockers.

Really cool, soothing stuff. "Check it out"
<http://michalevy.com/gs_download.html>.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Internet reality show]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1093</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1093"/>
    <updated>2005-04-14T22:22:54+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Every day people think of quirky new ideas for web sites.
Usually, the site has a funny little "Flash video"
<http://www.jibjab.com/> or a "game"
<http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/> and the site itself is
a one-hit-wonder of the 21st Century. There is invariably not enough
bandwidth to go around and the site is laid low in minutes by stampeding
hordes of...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 14. Apr 2005 22:22:54
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[image]Every day people think of quirky new ideas for web sites. Usually, the
site has a funny little "Flash video" <http://www.jibjab.com/> or a "game"
<http://web.okaygo.co.uk/apps/letters/flashcom/> and the site itself is a
one-hit-wonder of the 21st Century. There is invariably not enough bandwidth to
go around and the site is laid low in minutes by stampeding hordes of attention
span-deprived, insatiable internet users.

To avoid those problems, there are now sites based on much larger servers, like
"Blogger" <http://www.blogger.com/> that don't go down so easily: not even when
they host a huge page filled with 2MB of pictures like "PostSecret"
<http://postsecret.blogspot.com/> does. This site encourages people to send in
anonymous postcards revealing a secret.

Now, people who don't know what makes people tick will wonder why this idea
takes off while others die. It's because you get to participate in this
experience in a permanent way that other people see. It's because your artsy ass
can bend the awesome powers you honed in ten wasted years of "school", where you
learned how to emote and mimic and you can dump it all out into heartbreaking
"cluster bombs of ennui"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/years.jpg> that simply "smite the
soul" <http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/heroin.jpg>. Notice how many
cards aren't even postcards, but other materials and the writing isn't done with
a pen, but pasted letters and other media. You just get chills, don't you?

It's online masturbation without the mess. What else can explain "pathetic pleas
for forgiveness" <http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/exwife2.jpg>,
where the submitter is obviously hoping his ex will recognize his handwriting
and credit him the chivalry he's so obviously due. There's so much "pithy"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/hair.jpg>, "Deepak Chopra-esque"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/secret1.jpg> "crap"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/love2.jpg> to "choose from"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/secret.jpg>, it's hard to know
where to stop pasting "links"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/hate.1.jpg> to "images"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/rape2.jpg>.

It's a site that's just begging to be bombed with fake postcards, taunting this
wellspring of self-pity that others have started. It's nice to see that
"someone's already beaten us to the punch"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/1024/IMG_2507.jpg>. Even Adbusters
seems to have "gotten into the act"
<http://photos1.blogger.com/img/296/2612/400/j12.jpg>.

The site drives its own artsiness with stories like this one, about the best
postcard ever:

"My favorite postcard was lost before it could be displayed. When I pulled it
from my mailbox, I noticed that it looked worn and had creases indicating it had
been folded into quarters. The card was filled with two vertical lists of
grocery items; milk, cheese, chicken, etc. But squeezed into the lower left
corner was a revealing admission, "I am still struggling with what I've become."

"Maybe that secret was so difficult to share that the person had tried to use up
the card as a grocery list - twice. But part of him or her, perhaps the part
that took the invitation in the first place, would not allow the postcard to be
used up, thrown away, or lost before the confession was made."

Another deep, deep thought, almost lost forever. It may sound cruel for me to
mock this troubling admission, but don't forget: this is the Internet, folks!
The poster could be lying about the card and could just be making it up
entirely. It's a nice story, maybe the person writing about the writer is a
writer. Or maybe the person who sent the card is an artist, looking for
exposure. Or maybe none of the cards are real and are all created by the same
person.

There are scads of email messages sent by people. Are those real or not? On the
Internet(s), you just can't tell.

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Public Service Announcement]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1089</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1089"/>
    <updated>2005-03-31T21:32:11+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[As some of you may have noticed, earthli News articles have become more
sporadic and rarer over the last several weeks. This crisis arises not
from any personal problems or lack of interest, but rather from a quite
real dearth of news about which to complain.

The current events section has long...
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    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. Mar 2005 21:32:11
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As some of you may have noticed, earthli News articles have become more sporadic
and rarer over the last several weeks. This crisis arises not from any personal
problems or lack of interest, but rather from a quite real dearth of news about
which to complain.

The current events section has long thrived on the antics of a hapless
administration led by a chimpanzee-like buffoon who consistently opted for the
crass, wrong solution that gave new meaning to the term "short-sighted".

In light of recent events, earthli News can now only justifiably conclude that
he's chimpanzee-like. That's right, you heard correctly. We here at earthli News
are biting the bullet and freely admitting that Bush and his merry cohorts are
coming up smelling like roses everywhere.

The Iraq war is truly an atom-bomb of freedom, spreading its joy and love over
the other lands in the Middle East in a firestorm of peace, inspiring paroxysms
of America-loving in lands both near and far. Lebanon, Saudi Arabia, Israel,
Egypt, they're all turning around, seeing it America's way, abandoning their
previous foolhardy ways, growing up and moving on to be productive members of
world society. Even Russia is a close ally now. I mean, c'mon people, Russia!

With the endless snarls of problems in the Middle East finally solved, Bush has
turned his golden touch to matters at home, healing the national debt, fixing
bankruptcy, lowering taxes and improving the economy in several efficient
surgical strikes at outdated legislation. For example, the national debt is no
longer a problem because he simply lifted the debt ceiling. Now why couldn't a
Rhodes scholar like Clinton think of something so simple? Because smart folks
always want to make us look dumb by explaining simple things in terms we don't
understand. Just to shut us out of the discussion. Well, Bush doesn't buy that.
He took charge and fixed America's financial ills with a few magical snaps of
his fingers. And unlike the worst predictions of the naysayers, it seems
everyone is profiting from it.

It's hard to see how such dogged determination won't be able to fix the hopeless
boondoggle of Social Security, which is no good to anyone. Sure, they've had a
few setbacks, like when he tried to fix poor Terry Schiavo, but, again, that was
those activist judges (who seem to pop up just about everyhwhere) who kept him
from getting that job done right. His boundless faith in America really does
seem to be able to bend reality to his whims.

So you can expect more radio silence from earthli News until the Bush
administration starts screwing up again. Until then, we'll just sit back and
bask in the same glow at least half of America has already been enjoying:
relaxing, sipping the kool-aid and trusting to the masterful, strong hand on the
helm as it wisely guides us all to a better way of life.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Ben Tripp Stretches a Metaphor All to Hell]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1047</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1047"/>
    <updated>2005-01-15T20:45:24+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Mr. Tripp likes to be provacative. He likes to be in-your-face. "Put
Down the Faggot: Requiem for 2004" by Ben Tripp
<http://www.counterpunch.org/tripp01012005.html> is all that and a bag
of chips. 

Go on, read it. It's short.

It's the touching story of two small boys in Ireland who convince an
even smaller boy to do something whereafter he's "...blinded,"...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Jan 2005 20:45:24
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Mr. Tripp likes to be provacative. He likes to be in-your-face. "Put Down the
Faggot: Requiem for 2004" by Ben Tripp
<http://www.counterpunch.org/tripp01012005.html> is all that and a bag of chips.


Go on, read it. It's short.

It's the touching story of two small boys in Ireland who convince an even
smaller boy to do something whereafter he's "...blinded, shrieking for help,
[and] covered from head to toe in a hideous stew of viscera and decay."

Not a lot of end-of-the-year recaps include that kind of imagery. The final
twist on the metaphor comes at the end, all at once, with:

"That boy, ladies and gentlemen, is us. The cow is 2004, and the boys that
convinced us to jab the cow with a stick are laughing themselves silly in
Washington, DC. Or we are the cow and the boy is Washington, and the boy is
2004, or possibly I am the walrus. The point is, 2004 blew like a dead cow."

Perhaps it's just more fun to write when drunk ... a lot of people swear by it.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The Future of Media]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1038</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1038"/>
    <updated>2004-12-24T15:09:53+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Googlezon Pass]"EPIC" <http://www.robinsloan.com/epic/> is an eight
minute Flash film ("English transcript"
<http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/2004/11/29/summary_of_the_world_googlezon.htm>),
depicting a possible future for our media. It's extrapolations of
customized content aren't far-fetched at all. Their hypothetical
"Googlezon" that generates personalized news articles for each user is
downright eerie.

Imagine a world where...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 24. Dec 2004 15:09:53
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[Googlezon Pass]"EPIC" <http://www.robinsloan.com/epic/> is an eight minute
Flash film ("English transcript"
<http://www.masternewmedia.org/news/2004/11/29/summary_of_the_world_googlezon.htm>),
depicting a possible future for our media. It's extrapolations of customized
content aren't far-fetched at all. Their hypothetical "Googlezon" that generates
personalized news articles for each user is downright eerie.

Imagine a world where your Google News is combined with your personal
preferences from Amazon. Imagine if you clicked a link for an article and it was
generated on-the-fly based on various blogs and online papers that the software
thinks you would be interested in. You don't read the original article ... you
get used to reading the personalized summary. After a while, you forget that
it's not what actually happened anymore.

Is this our future? Take a look at your news today and ask yourself how you
couldn't have noticed how it's already happened. The vision in EPIC ("Evolving
Personalized Information Construct") is scariest when one realizes that an
unsophisticated version is already in place. The only difference is that news is
tailored to the average user instead of to each individual user. EPIC is only an
evolutionary step from the system we already have.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Monkeys and Spheres]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1037</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1037"/>
    <updated>2004-12-24T14:48:53+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Don't believe in either one of them; it's an intellectual plot.
If you go to school in America today, there's a chance that you'll hear
some interesting theories in your science classes. 

The theory of evolution vs. creationism debate appears in the news every
once in a while. Sophisticates like...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 24. Dec 2004 14:48:53
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[image]Don't believe in either one of them; it's an intellectual plot. If you go
to school in America today, there's a chance that you'll hear some interesting
theories in your science classes. 

The theory of evolution vs. creationism debate appears in the news every once in
a while. Sophisticates like to scoff that Hiring Creationists to teach Biology
is all the rage in podunk states that value God above logic. Those programs
require equal time for all theories, regardless of whether they are based on the
scientific method (hypothesis/evidence/repeat) or not. Whereas a good portion of
the planet believes that God created the planet in a handful of days only a few
thousand years ago, most of those people also have also kind of accepted the
Copernican model of the solar system and the concept of planets as spheres (if
they think about it at all, that is).

Not the folks at the "Flat Earth Society" <http://www.flat-earth.org/>.

Imagine going into Earth Science and being greeted by a teacher who carefully
explains that he will be teaching you that the Earth is a sphere so that you can
pass the test administered by the State, but that he, personally, is convinced
that the Earth is flat. He generously provides a few details about this other
theory of the world before continuing with the government propaganda he must
teach in order to get a paycheck.

In contrast to most everything else on earthli News, this is not made up. This
person actually exists and teaches in central New York. 

If he were not serious, it would be a brilliant tactic that would force kids to
study hard, looking for ways to prove their teacher wrong; a way of showing them
how to back up arguments with proof and a way of showing them how some arguments
and theories cannot easily be disproven.

If he were kidding.

A quick perusal of the "Flat Earth FAQ"
<http://www.flat-earth.org/platygaea/faq.html> indicates that these folks have
not chosen to take the path of creating an alternate theory that is also
seductively supported by physical evidence. A Flat-Earther apparently doesn't
believe in "Idaho", "North Dakota" or "Australia". They stop short of mentioning
which government agency invented these pieces of land or to what purpose.

As with most of these societies, a little bit of science goes a long way to
providing enough terminology to sound extremely smart. If asked why the earth
looks like a sphere, they respond with:

"The reason for this effect is that the Earth's atmosphere becomes denser the
further one ascends, after thinning out at about 5 miles. This causes light to
be refracted more at high altitudes, giving the appearance of a spherical
Earth."

Sounds intimidating if you're a bit shaky on your own science convictions,
doesn't it? It's a bit tough to believe that these people aren't just kidding
though, because of stuff like this explanation of gravity (which doesn't exist,
by the way):

"There is a school of thought which states, however, that the Earth does not
move through space, but rather that it rests on the back of a giant turtle, and
that what we call gravity is, in fact, the turtle's animal magnetism."

The "Springfield Effect" sounds like something straight out of the Simpsons:

"The Springfield Effect is the name given to the phenomenon by which every place
named Springfield is hard-linked in hyperspace to every other place of this
name. In other words, there is only one place named Springfield, but it is
"linked" to various locations in the world."

I just can't tell anymore if they believe this stuff or not. Direct links to the
"Cartographer's Conspiracy Cabal" <http://www.fantasymaps.com/> convince me that
the whole crew is nuts, but some of the phrasing is almost so deliberately
tongue-in-cheek that they have to know how ridiculous is sounds.

Or do they?

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[My first hate mail!]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1025</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1025"/>
    <updated>2004-11-08T00:01:35+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[That's right. earthli.com is officially on the map with one hate mail.
Without further ado, here's the text of the mail (email left off to
protect the sender)

Marco,

It becomes obvious that your hate for other beliefs that differ from
your own are filled with venom.  I am in the military and

...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 8. Nov 2004 00:01:35
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That's right. earthli.com is officially on the map with one hate mail. Without
further ado, here's the text of the mail (email left off to protect the sender)

Marco,

It becomes obvious that your hate for other beliefs that differ from your own
are filled with venom.  I am in the military and returned from a deployment
1/02-12/02.  I can see the fear of a coward in the vulgar language that you
choose to describe your flawed opinion.  You, George Soros, Hollywood Elite, and
Michael Moore should enjoy the next four years(I will;o).  Don't worry about
fighting the war, because I will continue to defend the freedom of all
America(including you) and the World.

To a bad looser,

Sgt Gomez

Since we're nothing if not exceedingly polite here at earthli.com, the mail did
not go unanswered:

JP,

First off, I appreciate you taking the time to read my site. That's what it's
there for, to engage and to infuriate. I see you've opted for the latter.
Congratulations! You're my first hate mail! 

Thanks also for taking the time to write ... sorry it took so long to write
back, but it was the weekend and you know what that means: spending face time
with the old Hollywood Elite. Man, it's tiring ... you wouldn't believe it, but
Michael Moore is kind of drag after a while ... and he always cheats at
Monopoly. And don't even get me started on Sean Penn! Always with the "Hey
Marco, do you wanna go to the mall?" ... and the "Let's fix this country ... for
the kids!" You can see how that would get pretty old, pretty fast.

Anyway, once I get some time for myself, I'll probably keep scrawling out my
flawed opinion online ... if you want to stay current, go to
http://earthli.com/news and enter your email address under "Subscriptions" on
the left.

Take it easy,

Marco

I fully anticipate an amicable cameraderie of sorts to build between us as we
calmly discuss our differing world-views.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Team South Park Jumps the Shark]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1019</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=1019"/>
    <updated>2004-10-25T23:44:02+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["'Team' Spirit not for Everyone"
<http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2004/10/17/PKGAJ98TG11.DTL&type=movies>
is an interview with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South
Park and the movie "Team America: World Police". I haven't seen the
movie (yet), and I've heard it's pretty funny. I'm a little confused by
the interview here because they usually interview well....
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Oct 2004 23:44:02
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"'Team' Spirit not for Everyone"
<http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2004/10/17/PKGAJ98TG11.DTL&type=movies>
is an interview with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the creators of South Park and
the movie "Team America: World Police". I haven't seen the movie (yet), and I've
heard it's pretty funny. I'm a little confused by the interview here because
they usually interview well. In this case, they did not. Let's get a few things
straight. They're satirists and comedians, not political analysts. You can't
hold them to a standard of proof or thought that you would Noam Chomsky. However
... when you spend a lot of money making fun of celebrities for how earnest they
are and how they take themselves too seriously, you should probably watch your
back a bit more than these two have.

To the question "...do you ever feel like you cover your asses too much by
taking on targets on opposing sides?", they somehow manages to twist around
enough to respond with an affirmative negative:

"I don't think so, because we do take somewhat of a stand at the end. I mean,
... Some people consider that point to be fairly right wing, and some people
consider it to be fairly left wing."

So, is that "yes, we cover our asses" or "no, we take a stand, but it's such a
hazy one that it can be interpreted in two completely different ways"?

Then, there's the fact that they didn't want to make a morality play because
"then we'd be no better than the f  --  actors we hate". OK, that's cool, but
then, in the very next sentence (perhaps even the same breath), he expands on
the point, saying "so, too, does America have this role in the world as a d  -- 
. Cops are d  --  , you f  --  hate cops, but you need 'em." Which, to me,
sounds like a half-assed endorsement for the US stomping the shit out of the
world because it contains a  --   -- - who need to be taught a lesson.

That doesn't sound like "shutting up and being a celebrity" any more than any of
the celebrities they make fun of in their movie. From this pretty lame and
self-righteous (in a brainless, gung-ho kind of way) beginning, it gets even
worse, as they expand on this philosophy:

"You have the Michael Moores of the world and all these people telling you,
"These people are evil and America's going to be destroyed in a matter of five
years!" And it's just, to us, not that dire. It's like, "You know what? Our
lives are pretty f  --  great. And a lot of the lives we see around us are
pretty f  --  great, and everything's gonna be OK." That's just our basic
philosophy."

Lovely. "I've got mine" is neither a new nor a very interesting philosophy. It's
actually kind of an insult to call it a philosophy, because that implies you
need to think to come to that conclusion. Thinking is not required, it's more a
matter of preventing yourself from thinking that helps massively when applying
this way of life. Watching these two interview at the intellectual level of
Britney Spears was a little disappointing.

The interviewer tries to inject a reality check into the interview with a meek 

"What about the people who'd say, "Well, you've got to get out of your bubble
and check out the world and see how f  --  up things are for everyone else?"

The response to that is a confused melange of justifications for an optimistic
worldview, regardless of reality, even if "it's naive, and it's unfounded, and
it's even wrong" (which, methinks, puts them squarely in the Bush fantasy
world). They explain that even a completely unjustified optimism is what "keeps
America looking forward and trying to make the world better". Keep in mind that,
given the optimism, it neither has to be true that America is looking forward
nor that it is making the world better ... it matters only that people think it
is. I think. It's hard to navigate this kind of jingoistic stoner philosophy.

True indignation sets in with people who are just downers (like Europeans, who
"are not optimistic about the future"), because that makes it "almost taboo to
say, "My f  --  life is awesome, and I have a great time, and I have a sweet
house and a nice car." It's not taboo to say that. Go ahead and say it if it's
true. It's just that nobody's going to really love you for it. Especially if
their life sucks and they can pretty much trace it to the fact that your life is
so f -- - sweet. 

I mean, hell we've got MTV "Cribs", don't we? Where the hell have these guys
been? It seems like it's actually the opposite in the US: you can crow all you
like, showing off all you've got regardless of whether you've even earned 1% of
it and people who work two jobs trying to get food on the table will eagerly
tune in and watch you at every opportunity. But, if you point out that, while
things are pretty great for you, there are a lot of people for whom things
really suck and maybe we should do something about that, a couple of morons make
a movie about you, calling you a whiner and god knows what else.

All it takes to shatter this way of thinking is to meet people for whom it can
never, ever, ever apply. The people that don't have it great and never will,
who's kids will never have it great and who the system continues to chew on, so
that you can have a "great car". Then, poof, the guilt sets in. And I think it
has for them, in a way. That's why they're so full-on about it being OK to think
the way they do ... you get the feeling they're trying desperately to convince
themselves more than anyone else.

They wrap up by reiterating a point they made in a previous interview, about
voting, that "[i]f you have absolutely no idea, f  --  it." I think they have a
good point there. If you really have no opinion one way or another, you haven't
been paying enough attention to exercise your democratic right. You still can,
you just have no idea whether your vote is helping or hindering you.

That's why, if they actually practice what they preach, I imagine they'll have
their whole morning free on November 2nd.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Food for Thought]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=971</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=971"/>
    <updated>2004-07-29T23:02:49+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I know I've seen this one before, but I got this via email and was kind
of struck by some of these numbers (highlighted below).

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100
people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would
look something like the...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. Jul 2004 23:02:49
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I know I've seen this one before, but I got this via email and was kind of
struck by some of these numbers (highlighted below).

If we could shrink the earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people,
with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look something
like the following*:


57 Asians
21 Europeans
14 from the Western Hemisphere, both North and South (Does this include all of
Europe? I think so...)
8 Africans
52 would be female
48 would be male
70 would be nonwhite
70 would be non-Christian (a bit of a wake-up call for Bush's base, methinks)
89 would be heterosexual
11 would be homosexual
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth
All 6 would be from the United States
80 would live in substandard housing
70 would be unable to read
50 would suffer from malnutrition
1 would be near death;
1 would be near birth
1 would have a college education
1 would own a computer (a reminder that, relative to the world, you and everone
you know is upper class)

*Since the numbers are so massively constrained, rounding errors and the law of
averages will cause some interesting numbers to come out. There are rich people
living outside of the US  --  just not a lot relative to those within the US. I
can't verify most of these statistics. If anyone sees some that are out of
whack, let me know.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Home Schooling and indoctrination]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=959</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=959"/>
    <updated>2004-05-20T09:43:15+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[In a discussion on Plastic about Baptists potentially removing their
children from public school in droves, "One thing I don't understand
about Plastic"
<http://www.plastic.com/comments.html;sid=04/05/06/04160239;cid=165#22>
was rated 'Brilliant' for saying said that:

"What most parents are trying to get through homeschooling is not a
better education but one that more"

...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 20. May 2004 09:43:15
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In a discussion on Plastic about Baptists potentially removing their children
from public school in droves, "One thing I don't understand about Plastic"
<http://www.plastic.com/comments.html;sid=04/05/06/04160239;cid=165#22> was
rated 'Brilliant' for saying said that:

"What most parents are trying to get through homeschooling is not a better
education but one that more closely fits their own ideology, even to the point
of downright denial of facts and the censorship of ideas. For the sake of their
ideology they exclude knowledge, which is a harm to the child."

Whereas the point is valid, the commenter is ignoring the fact that all
education is indoctrination. It's just a matter of how well the education lines
up with "reality" and how well that education prepares the person for survival
in the world. Also important is whether that education creates a moral being.

Is it worse to indoctrinate your child with your own world view ... or to let
your child be indoctrinated with a government-sanctioned worldview intended to
create worker drones/consumers that will perpetuate the existing system of power
without question?

It all depends on whether your worldview is even stupider and more dangerous
than the one recommended by the government. What about world views that look at
capitalism and society's definition of success with skepticism  --  even
suspicion? What about world views that emphasize morality above success?
Treating others with respect, equally and fairly is often in direct contrast
with a formula for success in our society  --  if you emphasize ethics, your
child will probably not be successful or 'fit in' to the higher echelons of
society. 

Have you, in that case, wronged your child?

I don't think so. Whereas empasizing ethics above success is also
indoctrination, it is  preparing your child to make a better world, a better
society than the one we have today. The child will not necessarily be geared for
success  --  will perhaps view success in a society such as ours (primarily
material gain) as hollow and worthless  --  but will be geared for change that
benefits society in the long run. That's a far more useful education than the
short-term survival training the government wants you to have.

If you take a look at public education in America today, say in the history or
social studies areas, I think that "downright denial of facts ... censorship of
ideas" applies there as well. The world view you pick up in American school is
only coincident with reality in the sense that it creates and maintains a
reality our society needs in order to continue. (anybody else here take High
School economics or history in the 80s? Anybody else discover there's not a
whole lot of overlap with reality?) Without sufficient indoctrination, the whole
system would fall on its face, as 99% of the people wake up and find that they,
in fact, are getting screwed. 

How can a parent screw it up worse that that?

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Super cars]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=954</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=954"/>
    <updated>2004-05-17T22:38:56+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]"Koenigsegg" <http://www.koenigsegg.com> is a Swedish supercar
company that you've probably never heard of. They make the CCR1, the
beautiful orange car to the left, which goes from 0-100km in 3.2 seconds
and tops out at "395+ km/h (242+ mph)". It reaches "806 HP at 5900 RPM"
for maximum power output. Being European, it doesn't...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 17. May 2004 22:38:56
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[image]"Koenigsegg" <http://www.koenigsegg.com> is a Swedish supercar company
that you've probably never heard of. They make the CCR1, the beautiful orange
car to the left, which goes from 0-100km in 3.2 seconds and tops out at "395+
km/h (242+ mph)". It reaches "806 HP at 5900 RPM" for maximum power output.
Being European, it doesn't even guzzle gas to the extreme amount you would
expect  --  about normal for an American car ("13 l/100 km" (about 20MPG
highway)  --  see "A gallon of gas"
<http://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=919> for info on Euro/US
conversion). There are a lot more "technical details"
<http://www.koenigsegg.com/thecars/index.asp?submenu=4> about the car available
here.

[image]Another amazing car is the "Bugatti Veyron"
<http://www.bugatti-cars.de/bugatti/index.html>, which delivers an unbelievable
1001HP! The Bugatti home page is made with Flash and doesn't allow easy linking,
but "How the Bugatti Veyron Works" <http://www.howstuffworks.com/bugatti.htm>
article is most excellent. This car sports a W-16 engine (more on that later)
and does "0-100km in 3 seconds" and tops out at "250+ mph (400+ kph)". It can be
yours for about a million bucks.

The engine is basically two overlapping V-8 engines "merged ... onto one
another, and then let both of them share the same crankshaft" and voila! A
16-cylinder engine! They draw on their F-1 racing experience a lot to get make
an engine that uses "1.33 gallons of gasoline per minute" at peak output, but
that it is a relatively reasonable size: "710 mm (27 inches) long, 889 mm (35
inches) wide and 730 mm (28.7 inches) high". They use a super turbocharger to
compress inflow to "a maximum turbo boost of 18 PSI to double the output power"
and reduce engine size "to a more manageable 8 liters". You should really check
out the Bugatti site's video section to see how the engine was put together and
to see the "intricate internal oil path to ensure proper lubrication and
cooling". It's really well done.

This car rounds out with "full-time all-wheel drive" (of course, you wouldn't be
able to control the damned thing any other way) and seven gears. For a million
bucks, you also get a fine-looking all-leather interior  --  hell maybe they
even throw in a year's supply of Turtle Wax products for free.

[image]The final car rounding out this review is the new Mazda RX-8. The Mazda
site is also chock-full-o-Flash and doesn't allow linking, but I'll do my best.
It's a lot more affordable at about "$30,000" and doesn't really qualify for
super-car status. It's a sports car, but unique in two ways: it's a 4-passenger
sports car and it has a rotary engine. They can fit in four passengers because
the engine is smaller and more efficient.

The rotary engine was actually invented at the beginning of the 20th century by
"Dr. Felix Wankel". Again, "How Rotary Engines Work"
<http://travel.howstuffworks.com/rotary-engine.htm> comes to the rescue with a
wealth of information. It was decades before manufacturing techniques were
advanced enough to mass-produce this type of engine reliably, and Mazda has been
involved with them for decades. The latest incarnation, called Renesis, is a
"two-rotor engine [that] produce[s] about 250 horsepower". Though a rotary
engine still has a "four-stroke combustion cycle" (intake, compression,
combustion, exhaust), it doesn't have any cylinders at all, avoiding loss of
efficiency when converting from longitudinal to rotational power.

[image]"The Four Strokes" <http://travel.howstuffworks.com/rotary-engine8.htm>
(How Rotary Engines Work: Producing Power) has a great Flash animation showing
how the engine works. The picture to the right is from the Mazda website and
shows the inside of the RX-8 engine. As the rotor circles the central shaft, the
three chambers created where its points touch the engine walls change size. As
the chamber grows, it passes an intake; the reduced pressure sucks air into the
chamber. As it continues, the chamber shrinks, remaining sealed on both sides
against the engine wall, compressing the air. At maximum compression, the
chamber encounters two spark plugs, which fire in rapid succession to push the
rotor onwards. Finally, it passes the exhaust port and, compressing again,
forces the exhaust out, ready to continue past the intake again. 

"The rotary engine has far fewer moving parts than a comparable four-stroke
piston engine. A two-rotor rotary engine has three main moving parts: the two
rotors and the output shaft. Even the simplest four-cylinder piston engine has
at least 40 moving parts, including pistons, connecting rods, camshaft, valves,
valve springs, rockers, timing belt, timing gears and crankshaft."

Because of this and other factors, a rotor engine is much more efficient and
quiter than a cylinder engine, but more difficult to manufacture. Mazda's site
has a history of their development, detailing problems with sealing against the
chamber walls and heavy damage due to rotor chatter. Those problems are behind
them and the current Renesis runs hundreds of thousands of miles without any
chatter marks at all.

So it's no $1Million 1001HP supercar Bugatti supercar or a Swedish exotic no
one's ever heard of, but, at $30,000, you might actually be allowed to
test-drive one if you ask nicely. Good luck!

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[earthli reader rips Bush a new one]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=946</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=946"/>
    <updated>2004-05-06T22:16:32+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]Long-time earthli News reader, Nico Michael, participated in the
filming of a short political feature as told in "Film lets N.Y.ers drop
a dollar on President"
<http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/190774p-164868c.html>. The
"15-minute film" is sponsored by "a nonprofit group that distributes
films promoting social causes and human rights" and simply shows
people...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 6. May 2004 22:16:32
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[image]Long-time earthli News reader, Nico Michael, participated in the filming
of a short political feature as told in "Film lets N.Y.ers drop a dollar on
President" <http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/190774p-164868c.html>.
The "15-minute film" is sponsored by "a nonprofit group that distributes films
promoting social causes and human rights" and simply shows people sending their
opinions to the White House via public phone.

"This is the worst administration I've ever known," said Michael, a software
developer who lives in the Village. "You're leading the country in the wrong
direction."

Though we here at earthli News have a hard time seeing how this gets "...people
to see the difference between the two parties and get out and vote", we also
applaud any and all involvement in politics.

Here's hoping you ruined Bush's day.


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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[TV Turnoff week (19th - 25th April)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=938</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=938"/>
    <updated>2004-04-16T22:56:11+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[It's that time of year again. Slashdot has a story on it at "The
National TV Turn Off Week"
<http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/04/16/151252&mode=thread&tid=129&tid=162&tid=188&tid=99&threshold=3>.
The main site's at "TV Turnoff Network" <http://www.tvturnoff.org/> and
is a spinoff of "Adbusters" <http://www.adbusters.org/>. It's a good
idea and I've got just the challenge I need this week: the second season
of 24 is playing 2 or 3 hours per week on a local...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Apr 2004 22:56:11
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It's that time of year again. Slashdot has a story on it at "The National TV
Turn Off Week"
<http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/04/16/151252&mode=thread&tid=129&tid=162&tid=188&tid=99&threshold=3>.
The main site's at "TV Turnoff Network" <http://www.tvturnoff.org/> and is a
spinoff of "Adbusters" <http://www.adbusters.org/>. It's a good idea and I've
got just the challenge I need this week: the second season of 24 is playing 2 or
3 hours per week on a local German channel. I've watched the first 14 hours or
so over the last 5 or 6 weeks. I don't watch a lot of TV anyway  --  I'm
debating what the significance of skipping 24 this week would be. I'm sure
everybody's got a similar thing, but this is kind of like deliberately going to
dinner in the middle of a movie.

A comment, "Oldmanmurray said it best"
<http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=104279&cid=8882629> reminded of that late,
great website, which is still running an archive and has the original article,
"Bi-weekly roundup" <http://www.oldmanmurray.com/news/318.html>. Their take on
people who don't watch TV is probably indeed the best:

"People who don't watch TV love to mention it and never fail to pair that
statement with the fact that they read books too. But as long as they're patting
themselves on the back for simply not doing something, it seems to me that there
are lots of worse things you could be taking credit for not doing. For instance,
next time someone decides to lord over you the fact that he doesn't watch TV, go
ahead and tell him "Good for you!" Then while everyone around you is reflecting
on his massive intellect, up the awful-things-you-don't-do ante by mentioning
that you don't rape people and then add that you watch lots of television
instead. Not only does that make you a better person - after all what kind of
psychotic jerkoff wastes his time not watching TV when he could be busy not
commiting violent sex crimes? - but it gives you sort of an air of barely
suppressed operatic rage, which makes you more like Batman."

"Area man constantly mentioning he doesn't own a television"
<http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/doesnt_own_television.html> did something
similar, but not rude enough to quote.

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A la Carte Cable]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=918</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=918"/>
    <updated>2004-04-04T15:02:21+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The same busy little lobbyists who are doing their best to outlaw your
Tivo are also hard at work preventing the Cable-TV consumer's dream: A
la Carte Cable. "Sorry  --  No a la Carte Cable"
<http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A25188-2004Mar25?language=printer>
(Sorry --- No a la Carte Cable: Channel Packaging Is So Much Cheaper,
Incredulous Senators Are Told) explains that the same people are hard at
work making sure your cable bill never, ever goes down. 

What is "a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Apr 2004 15:02:21
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The same busy little lobbyists who are doing their best to outlaw your Tivo are
also hard at work preventing the Cable-TV consumer's dream: A la Carte Cable.
"Sorry  --  No a la Carte Cable"
<http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A25188-2004Mar25?language=printer>
(Sorry --- No a la Carte Cable: Channel Packaging Is So Much Cheaper,
Incredulous Senators Are Told) explains that the same people are hard at work
making sure your cable bill never, ever goes down. 

What is "a La Carte Cable"? Imagine, if you would, a world in which you only pay
for things you actually want and use. As a cable-consumer advocate put it: "When
I go to the grocery store to buy a quart of milk, I don't have to buy a package
of celery and a bunch of broccoli." The cable-subscription model we're all
familiar with forces you to do just that; if you want ESPN, you probably have to
order a "package that includes MTV, FX, MSNBC and 33 other channels."

Cox Communications Inc. President's reasoning is selfless:

"Expensive set-top boxes would be needed to give consumers the pick-and-choose
capability, and the upgrade could cost the industry billions of dollars.
Companies would inevitably be forced to pass on some or all of the expense to
subscribers."

Translation: cable companies are just trying to prevent our silly demands from
costing us too much; they're just here to protect us from ourselves. 

Why do you have to have new set-top boxes? They already do a great job of
preventing HBO from showing up if you haven't paid for it; can't the same be
done for every channel? It's really just a billing system change, not an
infrastructure change; don't be fooled. Cable companies are ready with further
logical ripostes to arguments against the current model, maintaining that
"[u]nder the current system, consumers effectively subsidize less-popular
channels, ... provid[ing] diversity in the cable and satellite universe." Let's
tackle that one bit at a time. 

Diversity?

   It's exactly the lack of diversity that makes subscribers want to dump large
   swaths of channels that all look alike and they never watch.

Subsidizing?

   Since when do American corporations, much less large media conglamerates,
   support this type of socialist business model? If subscribers cared about
   diversity, they would pay for it, no? (just playing devil's advocate here,
   ... I personally think non-profitable entertainment is a necessity in a
   society).

Cable companies gladly hide behind the 'diversity' shield while forcing
consumers to purchase dozens of channels they don't want in order to get the
ones they want. The channels are usually strategically placed in different
packages to ensure you buy more than one. Since you're buying a package of
channels, you naturally can be charged much more than if you purchased only a
single channel; it's your choice not to watch the other channels. These types of
arguments, including those that the system would cost astronomical amounts and
that the cost, unfortunately, would have to pass to the consumer, are all a
smokescreen. 

The real problem, from a cable company's standpoint, comes when a subscriber
could actually get only ten channels at a dollar apiece per month (with perhaps
a flat service fee for cable on top). That subscriber just went from $60 a month
for cable to $30. That's the reason we're seeing such resistance to this; given
the actual choice of paying 1 or 2 bucks a month for most channels, people would
quickly narrow right down to the 15 or 20 channels they actually watch and that
would hit profit margins pretty quickly.

Another interesting side-effect would be that more channels would experience the
"HBO-effect" (ever notice the shows people talk about most are on HBO?)  -- 
they'd be forced to create better, more interesting content because people would
be purchasing them directly. Higher-quality entertainment as a result of market
forces  --  that's the capitalist way, isn't it?

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The merger to end all mergers]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=920</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=920"/>
    <updated>2004-04-01T20:11:57+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[According to several sources (check "Google News"
<http://news.google.com/>), the Democrat and Republican parties have
officially merged into one organization. The move was ostensibly made to
cut down on administration and production costs and does not mean the
two parties themselves cease to exist; it just means Kerry and...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. Apr 2004 20:11:57
Updated by marco on 12. Mar 2008 22:30:18
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According to several sources (check "Google News" <http://news.google.com/>),
the Democrat and Republican parties have officially merged into one
organization. The move was ostensibly made to cut down on administration and
production costs and does not mean the two parties themselves cease to exist; it
just means Kerry and Bush might be sharing the same TV studio when filming
mud-slinging commercials.

RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie explains:

"...this move has nothing to do with ideology  --  it's simply a matter of good
business ... [if] we can provide the same wide range of choices to the American
people for less cost, it's a win-win situation."

Whereas the parties will contain to exist and campaign separately, they will
share "federal funding for administrative costs" and have even compromised on a
new logo to represent the new, hybrid organization. This final merging of the
two remaining parties in the US is seen by many in government as the "holy grail
of Democracy ... what could be more Democratic than everyone agreeing all [of]
the time?"

[image]

The situation is, of course, portrayereplublicat.pngd by both parties as a win
for voters, though it's more likely going to limit choice as the parties'
ideologies continue to merge. In fact, that's even one of the reasons cited by
officials from both parties for merging. As Jackson Dunn, the DNC Finance
Director put it: "...you can barely tell the difference now anyway, why not let
us save some time and money while we're at it?".

It may indeed make things clearer and easier for the American voter (after all,
who hasn't been confused by the myriad parties in foreign elections?), but this
is exactly the kind of short-term thinking that sounds the final death knell for
Democracy in America. With Democratic ideology constantly swinging further and
further right, always seeking the middle, political thought in America has
pretty much coalesced into a narrow world-view.

However, there were still two major parties. Now, despite complicated
explanations to the contrary, only one remains. Joe Voter isn't going to know
where his vote is going and more coalescence is likely to follow as the
organization finds its feet. In fact, the Republicans could have never simply
legislated Democrats out of existence, but are now free to swallow the
Democratic wing whole and simultaneously shed the bad press associated with
their old name, a la "Altria" <http://www.altria.com/>.

The two Republicrat presidential candidates are happy with the merger, citing
their willingness to "compromise" and "avoid partisan politics". Ralph Nader and
Noam Chomsky were not available for comment as both were sobbing inconsolably at
press time.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A gallon of gas]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=919</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=919"/>
    <updated>2004-03-31T23:14:25+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The one real good side-effect of the invasion and take-over of Iraq was
supposed to be a steady supply of oil to keep gas prices stable. Alas,
Americans are feeling the pinch as gas prices hit an all-time record of
$1.80 (national average). "The Gas Price Crisis"
<http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/032704.asp> (the gas price crisis:
president's remarks celebrating americans' patriotic privilege to invest
our 'tax relief' in oil baron vacation chateaus) is, as always, a highly
non-reliable...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 31. Mar 2004 23:14:25
Updated by marco on 15. May 2004 23:13:46
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The one real good side-effect of the invasion and take-over of Iraq was supposed
to be a steady supply of oil to keep gas prices stable. Alas, Americans are
feeling the pinch as gas prices hit an all-time record of $1.80 (national
average). "The Gas Price Crisis"
<http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/032704.asp> (the gas price crisis:
president's remarks celebrating americans' patriotic privilege to invest our
'tax relief' in oil baron vacation chateaus) is, as always, a highly
non-reliable news source, but they did include a fake quote from Bush that
caught my attention:

"Vice President Cheney and I know the oil industry inside and out. In fact, one
of the reasons a near-majority of Americans voted for us was they believed that
with two petrochemical superstars at the helm of this great national supertanker
which is the US of A, we would never suffer the indignity of having to spend as
much for a gallon of gasoline as we do for a cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee. And
yet here we are. Funny how life throws you curveballs, ain't it? (emphasis
added)"

That got me thinking  --  you've got a country full of people staggering from
one Starbucks to the next, ready and willing to pay $4.50 for a cup of coffee.
This same crowd screams at the top of their lungs should gas prices rise as much
as a penny or three per gallon. Now that gas is about $1.80 per gallon (I know,
I know, that's the national average and people from civilized parts of America
are paying way more), you're still getting about 3 gallons of gas for every cup
of coffee you buy.

That's a bargain when you think of the effort that goes into harvesting and
refining the oil  --  to say nothing of the environmental cost.

[How the US stacks up vs. Europe]

People say Europeans pay way more for gas; let's see how much more. Since summer
always means higher gas prices (people travel more, demand is up, oil companies
reap the benefits  --  every summer), and prices are expected to reach $3.50 in
some places, let's see how an American measures up to a European.

Since I only have empirical data for Switzerland (the gas station on the corner)
and they're not part of the EU, we'll just have to settle.

1L = CHF1.35
1Gal = 3.79L
CHF1.35 = $1.05 (rate for March 31, 2004 found at "Oanda"
<http://www.oanda.com/convert/classic?Convert.x=24&date=03%2F31%2F04&value=1&expr=CHF&exch=USD&Convert.y=7>)
1L = $1.05
1Gal = $3.99

So, there you have it. If gas gets 2.2 times as expensive as it's ever been in
the States, it will cost as much as European gas.

While we're at it, let's see how much gas you're probably going to need. In
Europe, a small car uses about about 5L/100Km (Polo, etc.). A sportier thing
with more carrying capacity might use 12L/100Km (Passat, etc.). Let's take the
average and go with 8.5L/100Km. This assumes that just as many people drive
tiny, super fuel-efficient cars as sportier, mega-horsepower cars.

OK. Since over half the fleet of America is SUVs and light trucks, we can take
the bottom gas mileage of about 12Mi/Gal and take the mileage of a car like a
Honda Civic, which has about 35Mi/Gal. The average then should be about 23.5MPG.
That's without taking into account that manufacturers get these numbers in ideal
conditions; road conditions are lower, by "10 percent for city mileage and 22
percent for highway mileage". See "Fuel mileage data overstated, some say"
<http://www.heraldnet.com/Stories/04/3/30/18399699.cfm> for more information.
After all of that work, I found a report, "US 2001 vehicle mileage falls to
20-year low - EPA"
<http://www.planetark.com/dailynewsstory.cfm/newsid/12678/story.htm>, which
pegged the "average of all 2001 model vehicles [at] 20.4 mpg". We'll go with
that number because I know it hasn't improved in the last 3 years.

Let's do some more math now:

1Gal = 3.79L
1.6Km = 1Mi
8.5L = 2.24Gal
100Km = 62.5Mi
8.5L/100Km = 27.9Mi/Gal

Looks like the average European car is about 40% more efficient than an American
car. Back to the math:

CH = 62.5Mi = (2.24Gal @ $3.99) = $8.93
US = 62.5Mi = (3.06Gal @ $1.80) = $5.51

So Americans are still paying way less at the pump than Europeans. Let's play
with a few more hypotheticals: the price two years ago was about a dollar a
gallon in most places. How does that stack up?

US = 62.5Mi = (3.06Gal @ $1.00) = $3.06

Now, what if you drive one of those gas-guzzling SUVs and you get about 10MPG?

US = 62.5Mi = (6.12Gal @ $1.80) = $11.06
US = 62.5Mi = (6.12Gal @ $1.00) = $6.12 (2 years ago)

So, if you were driving an SUV that guzzles gas in a sickening fashion two years
ago, you were paying about 70% of what a European was paying for a car that was
almost 3 times as efficient. It's only with today's skyrocketing gas prices that
you're actually paying more for your gas-guzzling tank.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Decline of American Civilization, part XXXVIII]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=891</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=891"/>
    <updated>2004-02-15T20:40:30+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[I just want to remind people that every single second you wasted feeling
outraged by Janet Jackson is time you can never get back. There are
morons who are suing someone (I really haven't the foggiest who they aim
to lay low for their suffering) for being forced to see Janet Jackson's
nipple on...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Feb 2004 20:40:30
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I just want to remind people that every single second you wasted feeling
outraged by Janet Jackson is time you can never get back. There are morons who
are suing someone (I really haven't the foggiest who they aim to lay low for
their suffering) for being forced to see Janet Jackson's nipple on Sunday. Their
lawyer stated that "...[a]s a direct and proximate result of the broadcast of
the acts, (Carlin) and millions of others saw the acts and were caused to suffer
outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury".

I weep for this country.

There are a million reasons to be offended by the Super Bowl Sunday, not least
of which is that, in the midst of an advertising festival, an apparently good
football game broke out ... and no one cared. Or that Moveon.org was not allowed
to air a political ad attacking Bush's policies because CBS found it too
partisan (but the Halliburton ad running now is A-Ok ... and the ad during last
year's Super Bowl accusing you of being a terrorist if you smoked weed was
patriotic as hell). I think "Mark Morford"
<http://sfgate.com/columnists/morford/> summed it up  best:

"[W]hat the goddamn hell is wrong with you people, it's just a breast, and did
no one see Mike Ditka throwing a football through a tire to advertise erection
pills? You want a disgusting image? Three words: Mike Ditka erection. Thank you
and good night."

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Male contraceptives: why not?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=878</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=878"/>
    <updated>2004-01-11T23:22:11+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[We've become used to seeing contraceptive solutions for women  --  there
are no widely-used ingested male contraceptives. Though condoms are
largely seen as a 'male' contraceptive, I think most reasonable people
can see that they are equally as inconvenient for women. "'Are You Using
Anything?'" <http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=17432> talks...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 11. Jan 2004 23:22:11
Updated by marco on 18. Jan 2004 23:13:39
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We've become used to seeing contraceptive solutions for women  --  there are no
widely-used ingested male contraceptives. Though condoms are largely seen as a
'male' contraceptive, I think most reasonable people can see that they are
equally as inconvenient for women. "'Are You Using Anything?'"
<http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=17432> talks about a new "Reversible
Inhibition of Sperm Under Guidance", an injectable contraceptive for men
"developed by professor Sujoy K. Guha, an Indian researcher of biomedical
engineering at the Indian Institute of Technology". Even though you may have
never heard of him or his drug, he has been testing it on men "for more than 25
years":

"The entire procedure is virtually painless and becomes effective within one
hour of injection. There are no known side effects, aside from slight swelling
immediately after the injection. Guha reports some of his test subjects were
sexually active on the same day they received the injection. None of the men who
has tested RISUG has gotten a woman pregnant."

You may be thinking, "Sounds great, where/when can I get it?". If you live in
the States or Canada, the answer is nowhere/never. Even though it's completely
reversible, "renders a man infertile for six to 15 years", has never failed in
25 years of testing and has no side-effects, there is a big problem with it:
it's too cheap.

Hardcore, free-market countries always use their free markets to allow
corporations to offer products to consumers, allowing the best, most desired
product to freely evolve from those consumers' needs and desires. Therefore, if
you're wrongheaded (read: communist or terrorist) enough to think some things
should simply be provided by the government, you're wrong.

If health care is best provided by corporations savagely competing with one
another to give you the best care for the best price (this level of sarcasm is
getting difficult to maintain, even for me), then contraception more so. The
fact that a large portion of the country would benefit immensely from
non-invasive, non-hormonal, non-forgettable birth control doesn't enter into it:
all (legal) drugs in a truly advanced society must be profitable to the
purveyor.

Now that we have the ground rules of the society we live in established, anyone
can see what the problem is. Let's use the US as an example: the FDA approval
process costs " $20 million to $70 million" and "10-15 years". No corporation is
going to push a drug through this process in order to be able to sell one dose
per male every 6 to 15 years. 

See how that works? 

So, even though 'The Pill' involves hormones, pharmaceutical companies continue
to pour money into their development, because they must be taken every day and
involve good, solid, old-fashioned, repeat business.

"In the Western world, men will soon have the option of controlling their
fertility with hormones. Weiss says he guesses the male pill will be on the
market in five to 10 years."

So, whereas "men in parts of the developing world may be able to use [RISUG]",
getting a single (until now) failsafe injection, Western men will get to bloat,
experience mood swings and other wonderful side-effects as they take a pill
every day.

So, if you're tired of having your choices limited, or don't relish the thought
of being laughed at by the rest of the world (excluding Europe and Canada, this
time :-), book a trip to India in the next couple of years and stop by a local
clinic.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Lenny Bruce pardon combats terrorism]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=871</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=871"/>
    <updated>2003-12-25T11:42:15+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["No Joke! 37 Years After Death Lenny Bruce Receives Pardon"
<http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/24/nyregion/24BRUC.html?ex=1072846800&en=ddb0be623f340a86&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE>
highlights two completely inadvertent examples of high comedy.
Apparently, George Pataki has pardoned Lenny Bruce of his obscenity
charge 37 years after his death. Unfortunately, that's a little late to
prevent the US government from having...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 25. Dec 2003 11:42:15
Updated by marco on 25. Dec 2003 12:33:39
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"No Joke! 37 Years After Death Lenny Bruce Receives Pardon"
<http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/24/nyregion/24BRUC.html?ex=1072846800&en=ddb0be623f340a86&ei=5062&partner=GOOGLE>
highlights two completely inadvertent examples of high comedy. Apparently,
George Pataki has pardoned Lenny Bruce of his obscenity charge 37 years after
his death. Unfortunately, that's a little late to prevent the US government from
having hounded a man to his death for having an unsanctioned sense of humor.

For those bits of high comedy, you have to read his announcement:

"Freedom of speech is one of the greatest American liberties, and I hope this
pardon serves as a reminder of the precious freedoms we are fighting to preserve
as we continue to wage the war on terror."

Yes, that's right. Bruce wasn't pardoned because our government actually
believes that he had a right to do what he did, but because his conviction on
obscenity charges were uncomfortably too similar to charges an Islamic
government might level against its own people. So the charge was repealed 37
years after his death as a remarkably bold show of First-Amendment support by
our incredibly principled government in order to distance our great land from
the Muslimoid hordes on the other side of the world.

Can someone please write a single, fucking article that doesn't use the word
"terror" in it?

In a show of dry wit almost previously unknown to the old gray lady, the Times
noted:

"Being dead, Mr. Bruce is not expected to reap any immediate benefit from the
pardon."

All the other pundits and sources have a predictably exhuberant take on
Republican Pataki's pardon, making the most of it as a single step that forgive
all of the other rights that have slid away recently:

"There is only one reason for Governor Pataki to do this: for the principle of
the thing. ... Indeed, Governor Pataki's decision to pardon a symbol of the left
came during a year in which he took many actions to shore up his Republican and
conservative credentials, including supporting the Bush administration's
antiterrorism efforts, like the Patriot Act, which some civil libertarians see
as a threat to the Bill of Rights."

Indeed, Pataki is a shining beacon in a world of darkness: he supported all of
the other anti-First Amendment measures, but his pardoning of a man 37 years
dead, who was convicted under unconstitutional laws, is more than enough for the
NY Times to paint him as a champion of freedom of speech. 

Not to be too much of a bitch about it (as if!), but note that at the end of the
previous quote, they make sure to let you know that only those crazy-ass 'civil
libertarians' have any problems with the Patriot Act  --  never mind that the
literal translation of 'civil liberatarian' is actually anyone who thinks that
people should be able to do more or less what they want, as long as they don't
harm anyone else. This is a rather larger group of people than that suggested by
the name, no?

They even dug up his daughter to dole out some fat quotes that would probably
kill Lenny all over again:

"Isn't this wonderful? Isn't this a great day in America? ... This is what
America is all about."

Yes indeed, Ma'am, that is what America is all about. Take a harmless comic with
views differing from those of the ruling elite, hound him and convict him of a
crime under harsh, Puritanical law, keep hammering on his fragile psyche for
years until his will-to-live crumbles and he succumbs to drugs. Then, pardon him
37 years later for political advantage. I've got a warm feeling all over. I'm
sure Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin are smiling down on this fair land today.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Beyond satire]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=833</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=833"/>
    <updated>2003-08-18T00:23:57+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Elite Force Aviator]KB toys has transcended any cynic's wet dreams by
offering a "George Bush action figure"
<http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17?_ts=y&ls=toys&_e=3f38a&_v=3F38A547IsAKe580BCFB183D&_ts=y>
(Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator
- 12-inch Action Figure). It's not Bush in the oval office or gazing
with steely resolve into the distance; it's Bush dressed up as a fighter
pilot and designated as an "Elite Force Aviator".

Go to the link and read the text; it's not a...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Aug 2003 00:23:57
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[Elite Force Aviator]KB toys has transcended any cynic's wet dreams by offering
a "George Bush action figure"
<http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/2431939/ctid/17?_ts=y&ls=toys&_e=3f38a&_v=3F38A547IsAKe580BCFB183D&_ts=y>
(Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator -
12-inch Action Figure). It's not Bush in the oval office or gazing with steely
resolve into the distance; it's Bush dressed up as a fighter pilot and
designated as an "Elite Force Aviator".

Go to the link and read the text; it's not a joke. A more fitting symbol of the
deep illness of America society would be hard to find. A wonderful sign of the
hope for American society would be if people boycotted KB toys because of this.
I hope they don't sell a single one.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Vexillology]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=476</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=476"/>
    <updated>2003-03-12T10:31:57+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["[image]"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/euroflag410x283.jpg>I
learned a new word today; it means "the study of flags". I was pointed
to a cool site by a "Plastic" <http://www.plastic.com> post, "New EU
Logo Looks Like TV Test Pattern"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html?sid=02/05/08/15352542&mode=nested&threshold=3>
about an article pointing out "EU may get new 'bar-code' logo"
<http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_583273.html?menu=news.latestheadlines>
on "Ananova" <http://www.ananova.com/>. The logo has not been accepted
yet (nor is it likely to be, if you look to the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 12. Mar 2003 10:31:57
Updated by marco on 23. Feb 2010 23:36:24
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"[image]"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/euroflag410x283.jpg>I
learned a new word today; it means "the study of flags". I was pointed to a cool
site by a "Plastic" <http://www.plastic.com> post, "New EU Logo Looks Like TV
Test Pattern"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html?sid=02/05/08/15352542&mode=nested&threshold=3>
about an article pointing out "EU may get new 'bar-code' logo"
<http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_583273.html?menu=news.latestheadlines> on
"Ananova" <http://www.ananova.com/>. The logo has not been accepted yet (nor is
it likely to be, if you look to the left). The current logo is 12 stars in an
circle (like a clock face) over a blue background. "EU rejects call to change
flag" <http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_583559.html> (also on "Ananova"
<http://www.ananova.com/>) reports:

"All the ideas put forward at our meeting have been welcomed with interest, but
we did not commission a design for a new flag and there is no intention of
replacing the current one" said a Commission spokesman."

One of the Plastic posts pointed out "The world's flags given letter grades"
<http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/intro.html>, which grades every flag
in the world by several criteria, like "Rule 1: Do not write the name of your
country on your flag" or "Rule 3: Do not use a tricolour unless you are in
Europe". Read up on his "methodology"
<http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/meth.html> before heading over to the
grades (sorted by "name" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/alpha.html>
or "grade" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html>).

Notably, "Pakistan" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#pk>,
"Switzerland" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#ch> and
"Turkey" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#tr> all got an
A. "China" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#tr> got a B
("too many stars"). Only 3 flags got an F: "Guam"
<http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#gu>, "U.S. Virgin
Islands" <http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#vi> and
"Northern Mariana Islands"
<http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#mp>. Take a look. The
grade is well deserved in all three cases. They all look like some potentate's
cousin who got kicked a bit too hard during milking one morning "won" the
contract to design their flags. The "United States"
<http://ahpc-jp30.st-and.ac.uk/~josh/flags/ratings.html#us> got a C+, rated as
"too many stars" and "too busy".

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Top Thrill Dragster]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=760</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=760"/>
    <updated>2003-01-13T23:31:22+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["[To Thrill Dragster Aerial View (Artist's Rendering)]"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/top_thrill_dragster_aerial_view.jpg>There's
a new world record holder for largest rollercoaster: the "Top Thrill
Dragster"
<http://www.cedarpoint.com/public/inside_park/rides/thrill/_ttd/index2.cfm>
at Cedar Point in Ohio is "420 feet" (128 meters) high. It shoots up a
"90 degree", pure vertical climb into a 400 foot vertical drop that
takes you from 0 to almost 120MpH (193KpH) in just "4 seconds". The ride
was...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 13. Jan 2003 23:31:22
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"[To Thrill Dragster Aerial View (Artist's Rendering)]"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/top_thrill_dragster_aerial_view.jpg>There's
a new world record holder for largest rollercoaster: the "Top Thrill Dragster"
<http://www.cedarpoint.com/public/inside_park/rides/thrill/_ttd/index2.cfm> at
Cedar Point in Ohio is "420 feet" (128 meters) high. It shoots up a "90 degree",
pure vertical climb into a 400 foot vertical drop that takes you from 0 to
almost 120MpH (193KpH) in just "4 seconds". The ride was manufactured by
"Intamin AG of Wollerau, Switzerland", and they say the Swiss are boring.

The whole thing is basically a "long loop that has one end vertical"
<http://www.cedarpoint.com/public/inside_park/rides/thrill/_ttd/photo/layout.cfm>.
The cars are "look like dragsters"
<http://www.cedarpoint.com/public/inside_park/rides/thrill/_ttd/photo/train.cfm>
and each train holds up to 14 people. The ride starts flat, using a hydraulic
propulsion system to get up to 120MpH on the flat, then shooting up the vertical
track. It twists 270° and comes back down, hitting top speed again. All in 20
seconds.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[An Oscar for Gollum]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=755</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=755"/>
    <updated>2002-12-30T16:12:44+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[You may have heard rumblings recently about an Oscar of some sort being
awarded to the actor that played Gollum in "The Lord of the Rings: The
Two Towers" <http://www.imdb.com>. You may have thought that it was
ridiculous since the character is complete digitized; nothing of the
actor himself remains. However, "The Next"
<http://www.greencine.com/article?action=view&articleID=62&pageID=104>...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 30. Dec 2002 16:12:44
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You may have heard rumblings recently about an Oscar of some sort being awarded
to the actor that played Gollum in "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"
<http://www.imdb.com>. You may have thought that it was ridiculous since the
character is complete digitized; nothing of the actor himself remains. However,
"The Next Reel - December 18, 2002"
<http://www.greencine.com/article?action=view&articleID=62&pageID=104> on "Green
Cine" <http://www.greencine.com> has a very good (and long) article about the
filming.

The last page, "Gollum"
<http://www.greencine.com/article?action=view&articleID=62&pageID=104>, contains
a lengthy explanation of how this character was brought to the screen and was so
life-like. The actor, Andy Serkis...

"was in the shots with Frodo and Sam; we filmed him. And he'd be doing Gollum,
down on all fours, he'd be reacting, saying his lines, working out the timings
with them. Everything would be natural, would feel like he wasn't a special
effect because, of course, he wasn't at that point. It was Andy Serkis in a
leotard, playing out the drama of the scenes."

The reason they think he should get an Oscar is because every natural action you
see Gollum performing comes from Andy. The animations were laid right on top of
the actor and the actor himself was simply edited out. "If Andy decided to
suddenly pull his hand back because he was frightened, then Gollum's hand would
go back." His motions were also captured with a "motion capture suit", so even
other movements added in later were mapped from his physical frame.

"Also, with the close-ups, we modeled Gollum's face to look like Andy because we
wanted every expression that Andy pulled as an actor doing the performance
reflected in a computer Gollum that would actually look like Andy."

So, in fact, the actor was extremely involved in the final product. It's just
that he's been replaced by a stylized digital image; it's more a form of digital
make-up than anything else and all credit for believability and for the
incredible performance goes to him.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[A Cog in the Service Industry]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=718</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=718"/>
    <updated>2002-11-22T09:16:35+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[image]When you start reading "Service Tension"
<http://www.salon.com/feature/1997/10/cov_15service.html> (Cretinous
clerks, --- woolly-headed waiters, angst-ridden attendants --- you just
can't get good help these days.) on "Salon" <http://www.salon.com/> by
Mary Elizabeth Williams, you find yourself agreeing with her. Her tales
of "rude, pathological or clueless service people" resonate with our own
experiences. It's an article about what it's like to exist in a world
supported by service industry...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 22. Nov 2002 09:16:35
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[image]When you start reading "Service Tension"
<http://www.salon.com/feature/1997/10/cov_15service.html> (Cretinous clerks, ---
woolly-headed waiters, angst-ridden attendants --- you just can't get good help
these days.) on "Salon" <http://www.salon.com/> by Mary Elizabeth Williams, you
find yourself agreeing with her. Her tales of "rude, pathological or clueless
service people" resonate with our own experiences. It's an article about what
it's like to exist in a world supported by service industry staff, and having to
put up with it all. In many ways, I'm sure it sounds just like the kind of "you
just can't find good help these days" griping that's accompanied the upper
classes since the dawn of time.

A closer examination of what she's saying, the assumptions she's making and the
questions she doesn't ask quickly show that she's not at all interested in a
real solution, she just wishes they would stop being so noticeable in their
misery:

"Frankly, I don't give a rat's ass. All I know is that I'm pretty sure that
whatever his current job description, it doesn't include making me painfully
aware he is capable of much much more."

And isn't that what's always been required of the menial lower classes? Granted,
these people are being paid to perform a service, but do most people realize how
carefully those service jobs have been created to maximize their economic
efficiency with no regard whatsoever to the psychological state of the person
that will have to fulfill the job? Do you realize that most of these jobs have
phenomenal turnover rates because they are unbelievably boring, have no
insurance, pay at or less than minimum wage, which, in New York, isn't anything
approaching a living wage, and provide no training or possibility of
advancement.

Exactly what is the incentive for people to do a job well, when the moniker
"wage slave" ceases to be a metaphor, for all practical purposes? I mean,
honestly, how shallow do you have to be where you don't even consider the
possibility that people do their jobs poorly not because "everyone but you and
your brilliant friends are complete idiots", but perhaps because something is
fundamentally broken in society? There are those who try to do a good job at
minimum-wage jobs, but the system eventually will take these souls as well, and
create jaded uncaring workers out of them. 

The corporations that provide the slew of minimum-wage service jobs (which now
comprises almost 90% of the new job market in the US) have no interest in
providing good service  --  at least not before creating more profit. When you
see how many jobs are at this minimum-wage service level, you see that quite
large corporations, like Walmart and McDonald's have a vested interest in
keeping the minimum wage low, despite the fact that in most larger urban areas,
it can't possibly even support a single person, much less a family  --  this
despite the fact that it is a full-time job.

"So now we once again roam freely in a world in which we have to tell the
bartender how to make a cosmopolitan, where we hand out business cards with our
correct phone numbers handwritten above Kinko's interpretative version. And to
preserve the shreds of our sanity, we talk about it constantly."

You'll note that the whole article focuses, laser-like, on the burden that the
upper class carries, putting up with bad service, without asking which sort of
places are they frequenting? Coffee shops, fast food places, all franchised and
owned by enormous corporations who learned long ago that providing bad service
to customers doesn't have nearly the affect on the bottom line that the
self-same bad service does on increased profits.

"I know that people have rich and complicated lives outside of selling handbags
or hostessing at Chi Chi's. I'm not trying to hold anybody back; it's just that
for the business at hand, we don't need to exchange SAT scores."

In effect, she damns these service people for being human, and not being able to
slough off the weight of their problems for most of the day. She damns them for
perhaps, in a small way, tickling her conscience, making her wonder whether
perhaps she does benefit from a system that chews people up and spits them out.
And she resents them for reminding her. 

Does anyone like to think about the fact that, as a group, waitstaff in a
restaurant are mysteriously exempted from being paid minimum wage? Can we wonder
where the incentive is to do a good job? In the tips? Why must they rely on the
kindness of strangers instead of being simply paid as other jobs are? The
explanation will usually lie with powerful Restauranters of America lobbies or
something similar.

Another article at "Salon" <http://www.salon.com/> called "Sunnyside down"
<http://www.salon.com/books/feature/2002/10/14/waitress/print.html> (A new book
gives waitresses a chance to say what they really think of their work --- and
their customers.) is about a book written by a waitress, called Hey, Waitress!,
appropriately enough.

As you may expect, waitresses, in general aren't treated very well. Perhaps that
adds to the poor service. Perhaps because "[m]ost of these women are paid $2 an
hour by their legal employers so their livelihood depends on tips". Again, I
ask, how is this possible? Why are restaurants exempted from paying minimum
wage? They benefit from all sides in this:

   1. They pay less than minimum wage, so...
   2. Their prices are lower on the menu, so their fare is more enticing to the
      consumer, but...
   3. The consumer still has to make up the difference with a tip in the end...
   4. Not to mention that taxes are also never included

"Virtually every rule of etiquette is violated by customers in their interaction
with the waitress: the waitress can be interrupted; she can be addressed with
the mouth full; she can be ignored and stared at; and she can be subjected to
unrestrained anger."

And still, Ms. Williams, above, is mystified as to why she gets bad service.
Actually, that's a mischaracterization. It seems obvious that Ms. Williams gave
no thought whatsoever as to why the service situation is as bad as it is. To me,
this is worse than coming up with false premises or coming to the wrong
conclusion. This is abdicating responsibility to even think about a solution at
all. This is bitching just to bitch.

The advice at the end of the review of "Hey, Waitress" is, of course, pandering
to the waitress, again without attempting a solution of the real problem. "One
waitress describes putting up with being literally prodded and jabbed all night
because "my tip depended on staying meek."" Tips dehumanize a waitress (or
waiter). The article's suggestion to "tip twenty percent even if she forgot your
order completely" doesn't solve any problem. That's the kind of solution that
suits the restaurant fine because it doesn't involve actually making a real job
of waiting tables. The rationale that waitresses working for tips makes them
friendlier and better somehow fails to apply to every other job in the world,
and yet the logic is still put forth as proven and infallible. Tips should be
abolished completely as an illogical growth from the past.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[L33T Speak legitimized]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=578</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=578"/>
    <updated>2002-08-09T00:10:29+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["Plastic" <http://www.plastic.com/> has an article called "A Circle Jerk
Of L33t 8ull5h1t"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html?sid=02/07/24/15011375;mode=nested;threshold=3>,
which is about the increasing tendency of a portion of the computing
culture to use an extremely abbreviated shorthand typing language to
communicate electronically. To some, like the author of "o my fkng gd"
<http://www.plastic.com/comments.html?sid=02/07/24/15011375;cid=6>, this
is an abhorrent...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Aug 2002 00:10:29
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"Plastic" <http://www.plastic.com/> has an article called "A Circle Jerk Of L33t
8ull5h1t"
<http://www.plastic.com/article.html?sid=02/07/24/15011375;mode=nested;threshold=3>,
which is about the increasing tendency of a portion of the computing culture to
use an extremely abbreviated shorthand typing language to communicate
electronically. To some, like the author of "o my fkng gd"
<http://www.plastic.com/comments.html?sid=02/07/24/15011375;cid=6>, this is an
abhorrent bastardization of the English language. That's almost an oxymoron,
though, isn't it? English is probably one of the least consistent, bastardized
languages already. Where do you think 'quake, shake, quiver, shiver' all came
from, if not through mis-spelling? [more examples]

To others, like this comment, "Well ... I think I disagree a little with folks"
<http://www.plastic.com/comments.html?sid=02/07/24/15011375;cid=27>, which is
really well written and makes many good points, it's a natural evolution such as
English continues to undergo every day. It's always the same thing, though: "ok,
I've learned how this works now, so stop changing it and I don't have to learn
anymore. I know what's going on, all change is bad starting now."

That's a bad philosophy in any case, but a positively laughable one when
defending the English language. Have you ever objectively examined you you spell
in English? Do you ever think about the grammar rules we take for granted? It
makes no sense at all right now...how is this new truncated spelling any worse?
At least it strives for some phonetic spelling instead of this guessing (silent
'e', two 's's) that you have to do in order to spell now.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Sex Aid: Porn to Save the Third World]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=593</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=593"/>
    <updated>2002-07-26T17:21:33+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Hum Dum]]>
  </name>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Here is some fun reading:

http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=13650

This is the story of a company started by two men who wanted to sell
condoms via catalog in the US. When they began in the 1970's, sending
condoms via mail was illegal since condoms were classified as obscene
under the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by kavorka on 26. Jul 2002 17:21:33
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Here is some fun reading:

http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=13650

This is the story of a company started by two men who wanted to sell condoms via
catalog in the US. When they began in the 1970's, sending condoms via mail was
illegal since condoms were classified as obscene under the Comstock Law. As a
result, business boomed. As it turned out,

"
"We tried to get our customers to buy leisure wear, shipbuilding kits, belt
buckles, model airplanes," Harvey recalls. "But they just yawned at that stuff.
Every time we put something with erotic appeal in the catalog, the bells would
ring." 
"

Their intent remains to send free contraception to the third world from the
company's profits, and the contributions are plentiful: nearly 350 million odd
condoms and over 23 million pills were generated from the profits of Adam & Eve,
the nation's largest adult-oriented mail-order company.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Downloading Music]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=563</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=563"/>
    <updated>2002-07-16T16:03:48+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[E-Music Logo]This article, ""
<http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=174096756&m=4990984905&r=4990984905>
on "Ars Technica" <http://www.arstechnica.com/> was incredibly positive
about "Universal Music, the largest of the world's big five record
labels, [releasing] about 1,000 of its hard-to-find back catalog albums
through its online music subscription subsidiary, EMusic.com". They
refer to an article on "SFGate" <http://www.sfgate.com/> that...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Jul 2002 16:03:48
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[E-Music Logo]This article, ""
<http://arstechnica.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?a=tpc&s=50009562&f=174096756&m=4990984905&r=4990984905>
on "Ars Technica" <http://www.arstechnica.com/> was incredibly positive about
"Universal Music, the largest of the world's big five record labels, [releasing]
about 1,000 of its hard-to-find back catalog albums through its online music
subscription subsidiary, EMusic.com". They refer to an article on "SFGate"
<http://www.sfgate.com/> that first broke the news, "Universal Music provides
alternative to file sharing..."
<http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2002/07/09/BU67755.DTL&type=tech>
(Universal Music provides alternative to file sharing: Rare old albums can be
bought, downloaded on EMusic.com)

For those of you that are into music and are having trouble finding good-quality
music on Gnutella, this looks like a viable, for-pay alternative. There are
"about 1,000 of its hard-to-find back catalog albums" and, in a surprise move
away from DRM enforcement, there is no copy protection on the music, which
allows "...the downloaded tracks to be burned onto recordable CDs or transferred
to a portable digital audio player".

""EMusic.com" <http://www.emusic.com/pitch.html>, which charges $10 to $15 per
month for a subscription, will offer Universal's jazz, pop and classic hits from
the 1950s, 1960s and early 1970s. The artists include Olivia Newton-John, Aretha
Franklin, B.B. King, Gladys Knight, Oingo Boingo, Chuck Berry and Pat Boone."

If that's the kind of music you're into, then it seems that the subscription is
completely worth it. The only drawback is that it costs money and "all the MP3s
are at 128k". That's not too bad...sometimes it's amazing the hours you can
waste trying to find music on the 'gray' market of the Gnutella network. If
you're still not sure, you can sign up, browse the library for free and you get
"50 ... free trial downloads". Of course, you have to cancel within 14 days or
you'll get charged a subscription, but there are at least a few happy customers
out there; as Hannibal of Ars Technica says: "it took me about an hour on a fat
Internet pipe to get my money's worth for the entire year." Check it out for
yourself at "EMusic" <http://www.emusic.com/pitch.html>.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Currencies of the World]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=470</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=470"/>
    <updated>2002-05-01T18:00:34+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["[image]"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/NetherlandsP96-50Gulden-1982-donatedsrb_f.jpg>Here's
a great reference site with scanned images of currencies from all around
the world. It's called "Ron Wise's ... Paper Money"
<http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/notedir/mappage.html> (Ron Wise's
Geographical Directory Of World Paper Money). Clicking through the
continents, there seems to be unbelievable coverage here, with over 70
bills just from Tonga alone, for example. The one to the left is the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 1. May 2002 18:00:34
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"[image]"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/NetherlandsP96-50Gulden-1982-donatedsrb_f.jpg>Here's
a great reference site with scanned images of currencies from all around the
world. It's called "Ron Wise's ... Paper Money"
<http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/notedir/mappage.html> (Ron Wise's Geographical
Directory Of World Paper Money). Clicking through the continents, there seems to
be unbelievable coverage here, with over 70 bills just from Tonga alone, for
example. The one to the left is the beautiful 50 Gulden note ("back side"
<https://www.earthli.com/data/news/old_attachments/images/NetherlandsP96-50Gulden-1982-donatedsrb_b.jpg>)
from the Netherlands, which is, of course, no longer legal tender in that
country with their conversion to the "Euro"
<http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/countries/Euro.html>. If you look at the
"replacement"
<http://aes.iupui.edu/rwise/banknotes/euro/EuroPNew-50Euro(P)-2002_f.jpg>,
you'll have to agree that that's a pity.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marijuana and Methamphetamines]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=337</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=337"/>
    <updated>2002-01-27T11:12:36+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The "New Scientist" <http://www.newscientist.com> has a "Marijuana
Special Report" <http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/> that
covers "Decriminalization"
<http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/editorial.jsp>,
"Addictiveness"
<http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/hooked.jsp> and
"affects on memory"
<http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/memory.jsp>.

<q>Most people think of marijuana users as dreamers with the attention
span of a gnat and no memory worth the name. Wrong. The picture emerging
from psychology labs is that there is...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 27. Jan 2002 11:12:36
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The "New Scientist" <http://www.newscientist.com> has a "Marijuana Special
Report" <http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/> that covers
"Decriminalization"
<http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/editorial.jsp>, "Addictiveness"
<http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/hooked.jsp> and "affects on
memory" <http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/memory.jsp>.

<q>Most people think of marijuana users as dreamers with the attention span of a
gnat and no memory worth the name. Wrong. The picture emerging from psychology
labs is that there is at most a kernel of truth in this stereotype, while some
studies find no evidence of even subtle mental impairment in heavy users. And
even those that do are open to a range of interpretations  --  not necessarily
worrying to marijuana users.</q>

The World Health Organization is also more recently complicit in the
promulgation of the myths of marijuana. Officials have recently "tried to
suppress" <http://www.newscientist.com/hottopics/marijuana/news.jsp> their first
official report in 15 years on the subject because it shows that "cannabis is
safer than alcohol or tobacco." This was obviously not the point of the study,
so the "good science" of popular politics deemed that it be thrown out.

<q>According to a document leaked to New Scientist, the analysis concludes not
only that the amount of dope smoked worldwide does less harm to public health
than drink and cigarettes, but that the same is likely to hold true even if
people consumed dope on the same scale as these legal substances.</q>

In similar news, "Disinformation" <http://www.disinfo.com> published "Crystal
Myths: Methamphetamines & Misinformation" <http://www.disinfo.com/pages/dossier/
id1950/pg1/>, debunking some of the more popular myths about speed. Once again,
the issue of addictiveness is covered, as well as usage by the government for
soldiers.

<q>If speed is so addicting, where are the "addicted" recipients of over 200
million amphetamine tablets consumed by GI&#8217;s in World War II? If there
were any problems then it is extremely doubtful that Uncle Sam would upgrade to
meth (six times stronger) and churn it out in even greater quantities in Korea
and Vietnam? ... More amphetamines were used - and abused - by American soldiers
in Vietnam in 1965-68 than by the combined Allied and Axis combatants in World
War II.</q>

Head over to "Humor" <http://www.earthli.com/news/view_forum.php?id=14> to see
"Doonesbury compare cigarettes and marijuana"
<http://www.earthli.com/news/view_post.php?id=337>.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Rubik's Speed-Cubing]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=241</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=241"/>
    <updated>2001-12-10T11:25:35+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Lars Petrus, the Swedish national speed-cubing champion, has a nice
website on "solving the Rubik's Cube"
<http://ng.netgate.net/~mette/lars/cubedude/index.html> like a pro.
There are a lot of Java animations that you can rotate with your mouse
and play to show how each step of his method is done. His method
involves solving the cube, not layers of the...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Dec 2001 11:25:35
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Lars Petrus, the Swedish national speed-cubing champion, has a nice website on
"solving the Rubik's Cube"
<http://ng.netgate.net/~mette/lars/cubedude/index.html> like a pro. There are a
lot of Java animations that you can rotate with your mouse and play to show how
each step of his method is done. His method involves solving the cube, not
layers of the cube:

<q>Most people solve the cube layer by layer. This is a simple way for the human
mind to approach the problem, but it is useless for speed cubing. No matter how
good you are, you will use more than 100 moves. ... The basic problem with the
layer method is obvious, and very big. When you have completed the first layer,
you can do nothing without breaking it up. So you break it, do something useful,
then restore it. Break it, do something, restore it. Again and again. In a good
solution you do something useful all the time. This layer is in the way of the
solution, not a part of it.</q>

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[<em>All propaganda is wrong]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=239</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=239"/>
    <updated>2001-12-09T16:11:52+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[There's a great site about "propaganda"
<http://carmen.artsci.washington.edu/propaganda/contents.htm#logic> with
step-by-step examples and small experiments to help you start
approaching information with a healthy amount of skepticism. In order to
be objective, you should have the same amount of skepticism for, and
requirements for proof for all sources, regardless...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 9. Dec 2001 16:11:52
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There's a great site about "propaganda"
<http://carmen.artsci.washington.edu/propaganda/contents.htm#logic> with
step-by-step examples and small experiments to help you start approaching
information with a healthy amount of skepticism. In order to be objective, you
should have the same amount of skepticism for, and requirements for proof for
all sources, regardless of whether you agree with the information or not.
However, simply doubting everything you hear, regardless of facts, is also wrong
(not to mention lazy).

I highly recommend this site because it spells out the kind of questions you
should be asking yourself about everything you hear. In the "Euphemisms"
<http://carmen.artsci.washington.edu/propaganda/bland.htm> section, they warn of
accepting a changed label as an indication of change:

<q>In the 1940's, America changed the name of the War Department to the
Department of Defense.  Under the Reagan Administration, the MX-Missile was
renamed "The Peacekeeper."  During war-time, civilian casualties are referred to
as "collateral damage," and the word "liquidation" is used as a synonym for
"murder."</q>

Other topics include "Name-Calling"
<http://carmen.artsci.washington.edu/propaganda/name.htm>, "Bad Logic or
Propaganda?" <http://carmen.artsci.washington.edu/propaganda/logic.htm> and
"Unwarranted Extrapolations"
<http://carmen.artsci.washington.edu/propaganda/wedge.htm>. To show how it can
be used evenly, I found a good example (below).

I noticed "What Really Happened" <http://www.whatreallyhappened.com> claims to
have "caught Bush in a lie" <http://whatreallyhappened.com/bushlie.html>. The
article includes an excerpt from a December 4th press conference ("full
transcript" <http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/12/20011204-17.html>,
look near the end) in which he:

<q>...saw an airplane hit the tower  --  the TV was obviously on, and I use to
fly myself, and I said, "There's one terrible pilot." And I said, "It must have
been a horrible accident."</q>

What Really Happened points out that, at the time, "[t]here was no live video
coverage of the first plane hitting the tower". This is true. They further claim
that "Bush is lying through his teeth here". This is an exaggeration. There is a
well-known phenomenon called confabulation which would account for this as well.
This is the fact that the mind has a tendency to fill in past events with
details that never really happened. A "study at Harvard"
<http://icg.fas.harvard.edu/~psy1-s/syllabus/Mem.paper/> had an interesting
experiment:

<q>Participants saw slides of action sequences that contained "effect slides";
for instance, oranges on the supermarket floor or a person cleaning wine from a
restaurant table. They later received a recognition test including "cause
foils"; these were slides that had not previously been presented and that
represented the most likely cause for the effect slides (a person taking an
orange from the bottom of the stack or a person knocking over a glass of
wine).</q>

The experiment concluded that "participants had a reliable tendency to make
backward causal inferential errors" (which means they claimed to have seen
slides that were never presented to them). In a far-easier to read article, "How
much of the world do we really see?"
<http://www.globaltechnoscan.com/22Nov-28Nov/world.htm>, the possible causes of
this are discussed in more prosaic terms.

It happens to everyone. Even those who lie about a lot of other things and are
known not to be too bright, should still be given the benefit of the doubt.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Rumors, Humor, Suppression and Bias]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=183</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=183"/>
    <updated>2001-10-18T15:55:51+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[[Start off with Humor:]

There's a "cartoon  "
<http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2001/10/15/tomo/index.html>at
"Salon.com" <http://www.salon.com> spoofing the strong-arming going on
in the government as bill after bill if shoved through with little to no
comment and/or argument from the Senate of Congress.

This "picture of a bomb signing"
<http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20011011/wl/1002789017attacks_military_xent191.html>
got coverage at "Yahoo News" <http://dailynews.yahoo.com/>. It would
have been...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Oct 2001 15:55:51
Updated by marco on 20. Jan 2021 09:53:34
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[Start off with Humor:]

There's a "cartoon  "
<http://www.salon.com/comics/tomo/2001/10/15/tomo/index.html>at "Salon.com"
<http://www.salon.com> spoofing the strong-arming going on in the government as
bill after bill if shoved through with little to no comment and/or argument from
the Senate of Congress.

This "picture of a bomb signing"
<http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/ap/20011011/wl/1002789017attacks_military_xent191.html>
got coverage at "Yahoo News" <http://dailynews.yahoo.com/>. It would have been
pretty funny if they would have spelled hijack correctly and could have avoided
disparaging 'fags' at the same time. Got to keep your message on target and
let's not sully it with other bigotries, gentlemen.

UPDATE: Aaron McGruder, writer of the comic strip the Boondocks, has been under
attack for some of the views expressed in his strip in the last few weeks. He's
even been censored in a lot of newspapers because he's not "standing behind a
unified country." His latest strips are a pretty thinly veiled attempt to do
just that ("Wednesday"
<http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/viewbo.cfm?uc_full_date=20011017&uc_comic=bo&uc_daction=X>
and "Thursday"
<http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/viewbo.cfm?uc_full_date=20011018&uc_comic=bo&uc_daction=X>).

UPDATE: Here's a "conceptual map of the world from an American viewpoint"
<http://www.welfarestate.com/map/> sent to me that might help explain that 90%
approval rating for war.

UPDATE: Speaking of approving the war, here's a "great cartoon"
<http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html> from "MNFTIU" <http://www.mnftiu.cc>
(My New Fighting Technique Is Unstoppable). (Spoiler: it isn't really pro-war.)

[Move on to Rumor:]

In other news, the Pentagon is buying up as many satellite images as it can.
This was first reported to me from "DAWN news"
<http://www.dawn.com/2001/10/17/>, and has a "much larger article"
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4278871,00.html> at "The
Guardian" <http://www.guardian.co.uk>. This is to keep the whole operation
secret so that it can't be sabotaged. It also, coincidentally, prevents us from
getting the wrong ideas about what a 'military installation' is is in a country
with little electricity and that is constantly on the edge of famine. For
example, we can't see the "Red Cross facility"
<http://www.newsday.com/ny-warpent17.story> they hit this morning, which
destroyed medical and food supplies. Looks like we get to find out how bad the
war was after it's long over. The little 'leaks' and reports we get now can't
possibly be the whole story.

[Here comes Suppression:]

On the same topic, "Mother Jones" <http://www.motherjones.com/> has a lot of
interesting articles, including this lengthy quote that I picked up from
"Veggie" <http://www.shacknews.com/funk.y?person=veggie> on the "ShackNews"
<http://www.shacknews.com> messageboards (and whose text I can't find on the MJ
site, so keep that in mind). It addresses how information was disseminated,
managed and manufactured to properly manage public (our) opinions in our last
big conflict, the Gulf War. All indications are that similar forces are at work
today.

"Gulf War aim: To promote public support for predetermined agendas

"In the months following Operation Desert Storm, considerable evidence has
emerged that the news-management strategy used by the Bush administration was
designed not to enable the American people to make an objective evaluation of
the events leading up to the conflict and the conduct of the war itself, but to
promote public support for predetermined agendas, such as access to oil and
support for controversial weapons systems.

"Highlights of this evidence include:

"Congressional testimony by a former Pentagon official that the Defense
Department "doctored" statistics about the success rates of weapons systems in
the Gulf to increase public support for the war and congressional support for
additional weapons funding.

"Congressional testimony by a former Pentagon adviser that the Patriot missiles
were not as effective as the Defense Department claimed, and that they may have
caused more damage than they prevented.

"Statements by Air Force Chief of Staff Gen. Merrill A. McPeak which indicate
that Pentagon videos depicting laser-guided bombs hitting their targets with
surgical precision  --  which were shown repeatedly on the [broadcast] networks
and Cable News Network  --  presented a distorted view of the air war. At a
postwar briefing, McPeak released statistics showing that such bombs represented
8.8 percent of the ordnance dropped by U.S. forces on Iraq. The remaining 91.2
percent of the 84,200 tons of bombs dropped by the United States during the
conflict were "dumb" bombs that had no precision guidance systems.

"Statements indicating that Pentagon briefer Lt. Gen. Thomas Kelly's claims
during the first week of the war that bombing missions had an 80 percent success
rate were misleading. After repeated questioning by reporters, Defense
Department officials clarified that "success" meant a plane had taken off,
released its ordnance in the area of the target, and returned to its base.

"Indications that the Pentagon was unwilling to disclose what it knew about the
likelihood of civilian casualties caused by U.S. and allied bombing. During
Pentagon briefings, officials repeatedly stressed that U.S. planes were avoiding
civilian targets, but little was said or asked about the long-range effects that
the bombing of Iraq's infrastructure would have on the civilian population. A
report prepared in May 1991 by a Harvard study team predicted that 170,000 Iraqi
children would die within the next year as a result of the effects of the Gulf
crisis.

"Evidence of a sophisticated public relations campaign by private organizations
and foreign groups to build support for White House policies in the Gulf. In
August 1990, Hill and Knowlton  --  a PR firm whose president and chief
operating officer of public affairs, worldwide is Craig Fuller, Vice President
Bush's chief of staff from 1985 to 1989  --  was hired by representatives of the
Kuwaiti government to help sell the American people on the need for U.S.
military intervention. Hill and Knowlton's president and chief executive
officer, USA, Robert Dilenschneider, said in a speech that the firm's job was
"to build support behind the President." One way it did this, Dilenschneider
said, was by providing the media, which were "controlled by the Department of
Defense very effectively," with "the kind of information that would enable them
to get their job done." Hill and Knowlton was paid more than $10 million for its
efforts."

[Finish strong with Bias:]

And lastly, speaking of biased media, we "certainly aren't the only ones doing
it" <http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,47638,00.html>. (article from
"Wired.com" <http://www.wired.com>.)

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[War Satire]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=176</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=176"/>
    <updated>2001-10-10T11:02:07+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Does this post belong in Current Events? Or Humor? Depends on your point
of view and/or sense of humor, I suppose. I'll put it in News. Michael
Moore has a new rant on "AlterNet" <http://www.alternet.org> called "All
I Am Saying Is Give War A Chance"
<http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=11664>. If you need
background music while you read it, try similar satire from Bob...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 10. Oct 2001 11:02:07
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Does this post belong in Current Events? Or Humor? Depends on your point of view
and/or sense of humor, I suppose. I'll put it in News. Michael Moore has a new
rant on "AlterNet" <http://www.alternet.org> called "All I Am Saying Is Give War
A Chance" <http://www.alternet.org/story.html?StoryID=11664>. If you need
background music while you read it, try similar satire from Bob Geldof, from the
Vegetarians of Love (released in 1990), called "The Great Song of Indifference"
<http://www.earthli.com/users/marco/media/Bob_Geldof__The_Great_Song_Of_Indifference.mp3>.
Lastly, "the Onion" <http://www.theonion.com> urges us to let our ""Freedoms
[be] Curtailed in Defense of Liberty""
<http://www.theonion.com/onion3736/freedoms_curtailed.html>.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Boondocks comic strip censored]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=169</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=169"/>
    <updated>2001-10-05T16:15:34+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["The Boondocks" <http://www.boondocks.net> is a popular comic strip
created by Aaron McGruder that is available in the "New York Newsday"
<http://www.newsday.org> (and syndicated in over 200 other newspapers).
When reading it this week, I got an overwhelming feeling of deja vu. The
comics were repeated from a year ago. It seemed strange since there
was...
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  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 5. Oct 2001 16:15:34
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"The Boondocks" <http://www.boondocks.net> is a popular comic strip created by
Aaron McGruder that is available in the "New York Newsday"
<http://www.newsday.org> (and syndicated in over 200 other newspapers). When
reading it this week, I got an overwhelming feeling of deja vu. The comics were
repeated from a year ago. It seemed strange since there was no note saying that
the 'author is on vacation' as is usual in these cases.

Checking the online version of the comic strip revealed that there are comics
for this week, but the Newsday isn't running them. The comics are for October
"2"
<http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/viewbo.cfm?uc_full_date=20011002&uc_comic=bo&uc_daction=X>,
"3"
<http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/viewbo.cfm?uc_full_date=20011003&uc_comic=bo&uc_daction=X>,
"4"
<http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/viewbo.cfm?uc_full_date=20011004&uc_comic=bo&uc_daction=X>,
"5"
<http://www.ucomics.com/boondocks/viewbo.cfm?uc_full_date=20011005&uc_comic=bo&uc_daction=X>
and counting. It's interesting where censorship crops up. These comics don't
seem that incendiary, but perhaps juxtaposed with Garfield, they would offend
too much readership. How's that for an objective press?

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Swissair succumbs]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=130</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=130"/>
    <updated>2001-10-04T11:53:34+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Swissair has been in trouble for a while now, but on September 30, they
"went into intense discussions"
<http://www.newsday.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-attacks-swissair0930sep30.story>
with the Swiss government in attempt to deal with impending bankruptcy
brought on by the worldwide passenger slump following the WTC attack.
However, the final solution will involve Switzerland's...
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 4. Oct 2001 11:53:34
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Swissair has been in trouble for a while now, but on September 30, they "went
into intense discussions"
<http://www.newsday.com/business/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-attacks-swissair0930sep30.story>
with the Swiss government in attempt to deal with impending bankruptcy brought
on by the worldwide passenger slump following the WTC attack. However, the final
solution will involve Switzerland's major banks, notably UBS and Credit Suisse:

<q>'We think that it wouldn't be right for the government to participate in a
solution, and we don't think that it would be necessary,' UBS Chairman Marcel
Ospel said, citing regulatory reasons.</q>

On October 2, Swissair "suspended all flights"
<http://www.newsday.com/business/ny-biz-swiss1002.story> because "[w]e have no
money for fuel.” On the same day, it was later decided that:

<q>The banks, UBS and Credit Suisse, will fold the airline operation into
Swissair subsidiary Crossair AG, in which they bought a controlling stake for
$161 million. The combined carrier will keep two-thirds of Swissair's flights
and scrap the rest. About one-third of the carrier's jobs - roughly 2,600
positions - will be eliminated, with 24 planes grounded.</q>

Ticketed passengers in the last two days have "not fared well either"
<http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-switzerlands-shame1003oct03.story>:

<q>Some 38,000 people were stranded worldwide and tens of thousands more held
worthless tickets as Swissair desperately sought the cash to meet demands for
upfront payment of fuel and airport taxes. At Zurich airport  --  the worst hit
by the chaos  --  passengers without a flight or hotel faced the prospect of a
second straight night in a nuclear bunker.</q>

This struck especially hard as Swissair was consistently rated one of the better
airlines and was an enduring national symbol:

<q>The shock over the abrupt demise of Swissair was all the greater because of
its reputation, built up over 70 years, as one of the world's most solid and
reliable airlines. The planes all bore the Swiss emblem  --  a white cross on a
red background  --  and were an enduring image alongside Swiss watches,
chocolate and the Matterhorn.</q>

All quoted articles are from the "New York Newsday" <http://www.newsday.com>.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[100 Questions and Answers about Arab Americans]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=127</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=127"/>
    <updated>2001-10-03T16:51:18+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Kathleen Van Evera]]>
  </name>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Here's an "interesting article"
<http://www.freep.com/jobspage/arabs.htm> from the "Detroit Free Press"
<http://www.freep.com/> answering a lot of questions about Arab
Americans.
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by kath on 3. Oct 2001 16:51:18
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Here's an "interesting article" <http://www.freep.com/jobspage/arabs.htm> from
the "Detroit Free Press" <http://www.freep.com/> answering a lot of questions
about Arab Americans.

]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Pudding Guy]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=74</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=74"/>
    <updated>2001-08-21T10:17:39+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Think you're taking advantage of frequent flyer miles? Check this guy
out.

"http://www.snopes2.com/business/deals/pudding.htm"
<http://www.snopes2.com/business/deals/pudding.htm>
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Aug 2001 10:17:39
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Think you're taking advantage of frequent flyer miles? Check this guy out.

"http://www.snopes2.com/business/deals/pudding.htm"
<http://www.snopes2.com/business/deals/pudding.htm>

]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Pop or Soda?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=27</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=27"/>
    <updated>2001-04-18T16:47:00+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Here's a web site that lets you see who says pop and who says soda. This
is only of interest if you have ever left your hometown and you've
ordered a 'soda' only to get soda water. 

You can even participate.

"http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/"
<http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/>
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. Apr 2001 16:47:00
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Here's a web site that lets you see who says pop and who says soda. This is only
of interest if you have ever left your hometown and you've ordered a 'soda' only
to get soda water. 

You can even participate.

"http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/"
<http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~almccon/pop_soda/>

]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Stupid people deserve bags of money]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=26</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=26"/>
    <updated>2001-04-16T15:27:00+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Seanbaby takes on the world while defending Jackass (MTV):

"http://www.seanbaby.com/news/jackass.htm"
<http://www.seanbaby.com/news/jackass.htm>
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Apr 2001 15:27:00
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Seanbaby takes on the world while defending Jackass (MTV):

"http://www.seanbaby.com/news/jackass.htm"
<http://www.seanbaby.com/news/jackass.htm>

]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Home of the Blame]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=21</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=21"/>
    <updated>2001-03-29T10:50:00+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 29. Mar 2001 10:50:00
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]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Bushonics]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=20</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=20"/>
    <updated>2001-03-21T12:32:00+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The growing trend of "speaking like the president"
<http://www.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/03/19/bushonics/index.html>.
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 21. Mar 2001 12:32:00
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The growing trend of "speaking like the president"
<http://www.salon.com/politics/feature/2001/03/19/bushonics/index.html>.

]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[The uni-screw (not a joke)]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=41</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=41"/>
    <updated>2001-03-11T11:34:00+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[This is an interesting one on the manufacturing of a new type of "screw
head"
<http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?id=36503&type=Features&ch=&pub=>.
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 11. Mar 2001 11:34:00
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This is an interesting one on the manufacturing of a new type of "screw head"
<http://www.e4engineering.com/item.asp?id=36503&type=Features&ch=&pub=>.

]]>
  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Can you imagine working here?]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=19</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=19"/>
    <updated>2001-02-15T15:32:00+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Can you imagine working at the following Company?

This company has a little over 500 employees with the following
statistics:

  * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
  * 7 have been arrested for fraud
  * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  * 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
  * 3 have been

...
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Feb 2001 15:32:00
Updated by marco on 2. Nov 2008 15:05:37
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Can you imagine working at the following Company?

This company has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

  * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
  * 7 have been arrested for fraud
  * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
  * 117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
  * 3 have been arrested for assault
  * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
  * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
  * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
  * 21 are current defendants in lawsuits
  * In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving

Can you guess which organization this is?     

Give up?

It's the 535 members of your United States Congress.

The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws
designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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  </content>
  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Inaugural Ball]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=17</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=17"/>
    <updated>2001-01-17T15:07:00+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/infograph_3701.html"
<http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/infograph_3701.html>
]]>
  </summary>
      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 17. Jan 2001 15:07:00
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"http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/infograph_3701.html"
<http://www.theonion.com/onion3701/infograph_3701.html>

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Latest Dan Savage]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=53</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=53"/>
    <updated>2000-12-15T15:25:00+01:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["http://avclub.theonion.com/savage.html
" <http://avclub.theonion.com/savage.html>

At the end, someone asks him to 'refrain from trying to make George Bush
look stupid':

"...As for trying to make George W. Bush look stupid, that's not
something anyone has to
break a sweat "trying" to do, not with W. himself doing most of the
heavy...
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 15. Dec 2000 15:25:00
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"http://avclub.theonion.com/savage.html
" <http://avclub.theonion.com/savage.html>

At the end, someone asks him to 'refrain from trying to make George Bush look
stupid':

"...As for trying to make George W. Bush look stupid, that's not something
anyone has to
break a sweat "trying" to do, not with W. himself doing most of the heavy
lifting. Quoting our next Commander-And-Thief verbatim ("They misunderestimated
me") makes him look plenty stupid...."

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  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[News Media warning]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=12</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=12"/>
    <updated>2000-06-16T10:51:00+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Go to "http://www.somethingawful.com/"
<http://www.somethingawful.com/> for a nice analysis of a typical news
report in America today.

The piece is from 6/16/2000 (Today).
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 16. Jun 2000 10:51:00
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Go to "http://www.somethingawful.com/" <http://www.somethingawful.com/> for a
nice analysis of a typical news report in America today.

The piece is from 6/16/2000 (Today).

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  </entry>
  <entry>
      <title type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Crazy Bitch]]>
  </title>
    <id>https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=9</id>
    <link href="https://www.earthli.com/news/view_article.php?id=9"/>
    <updated>2000-05-18T10:54:00+02:00</updated>
    <author>
        <name type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Marco von Ballmoos]]>
  </name>
      <uri>https://earthli.com/users/marco</uri>
    </author>
      <summary type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA["http://www.crazy-bitch.com/" <http://www.crazy-bitch.com/>

How do you vote?
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      <content type="text" xml:lang="en-us">
    <![CDATA[Published by marco on 18. May 2000 10:54:00
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"http://www.crazy-bitch.com/" <http://www.crazy-bitch.com/>

How do you vote?

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