1. What prank did outgoing Clinton staffers pull on the incoming Bush staff?

   They emptied out all the condom dispensers
   They removed the "w" keys from the computers
   They draped Monica's thong over the fuselage of Air Force One
   They modified the nuclear briefcase to be operated by a Game Boy
   They pardoned themselves for committing all of the above acts

2. Which product did President Bush endorse during a news conference with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, when asked whether the two leaders had found they shared anything common?

   Colgate Toothpaste
   Gold Bond Foot Powder
   Lubriderm Hand & Body Lotion
   Obsession For Men
   VerbalAdvantage

3. Which one of the following is not a nickname that Bush has reportedly given out?

   Karl Rove: "Turd Blossom"
   Colin Powell: "Baloonfoot"
   Karen Hughes: "High Prophet"
   Dick Cheney: "Waldo"
   Vladimir Putin: "Ostrich Legs"

4. What did Bush say he was “very sorry” about?

   Skewing his tax cut toward the wealthiest 1 percent
   Packing his administration with Enron executives
   Overworking Dick Cheney prior to his emergency heart procedure
   Sending a spy plane into China's airspace
   Turning Al Gore over to a military tribunal

5. What did some Indian nationals announce they would do in retaliation for Bush naming his cat “India”?

   Go to war with Pakistan
   Sell nuclear secrets to Al Qaeda
   Name their dogs "George Bush"
   All of the above

6. What slight by the White House contributed to Vermont Sen. Jim Jeffords’ decision to bolt the GOP?

   He was not given a presidential nickname
   He was not invited to a White House event honoring the Teacher of the Year
   He was not invited to a White House event honoring the U.S. Supreme Court
   He only received a $100 tax rebate check

7. What food item was added to the menu of the White House mess at Bush’s insistence?

   Pretzels
   Fruit Loops
   Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
   Tequila shooters
   Arsenic-fortified drinking water

8. A group of senior White House staffers who convene each week to plot political strategy call themselves “The Strategery Group.”

   True
   False

9. Bush said all of the following about his tax-cutting rationale except:

   "It's your money. You paid for it."
   "A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness."
   "My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt."
   "Not over my dead lips will they read your taxes."

10. Talk magazine created a stir by running a series of parody photographs that portrayed the Bush daughters as:

    Jailbirds
    Rhodes Scholars
    White House interns
    Presidential candidates
    Women of cover

11. After careful deliberation, the Bush administration released an energy plan calling for:

    More oil drilling and exploration
    More electrical power plants
    More nuclear power plants
    More coal-burning plants
    All of the above

12. When asked by a child in Britain to describe the White House, Bush replied, “It is white.”

    True
    False

13. What was the name of the short-lived Comedy Central sitcom about the Bush White House?

    "That '80s Show"
    "Who Wants to Be a Bush"
    "W Smackdown"
    "Bushie the Terrorist Slayer"
    "That's My Bush!"

14. Which of the following statements did Bush not make?

    "Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."
    "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
    "They misunderestimated the fact that we love a neighbor in need. They misunderestimated the compassion of our country. I think they misunderestimated the will and determination of the Commander-in-Chief, too.
    "I don't want to run the risk of ruining what is a lovely recession."
    "The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."

15. Who begged Bush for a job in his administration?

    Dan Quayle
    Linda Tripp
    Monica Lewinsky
    Oliver North
    Al Gore

16. After President Bush and his father donned hats embroidered with the numbers “43” and “41,” first daughters Jenna and Barbara were spotted at a Texas bar boozing it up while wearing caps numbered “47” and “48.”

    True
    False

17. Bush interrupted his month-long vacation last summer to:

    Announce sweeping new measures to bolster airport safety and domestic security
    Announce his decision on federal funding for stem cell research
    Announce second quarter earnings for Bush Incorporated
    Announce he had single-handedly decoded the human genome
    Announce he had finished reading the Harry Potter trilogy

18. What folksy phrase has Bush not used in talking about the war on terrorism?

    "We will smoke 'em out"
    "We're in hot pursuit"
    "We will rid the world of the evildoers."
    "We will rid the world of major league a--holes."

19. Enron provided Bush with all of the following except:

    More than $500,000 in campaign contributions
    Use of its corporate jet during the presidential campaign
    Board members and executives to fill top positions in his administration
    Recommendations for rewriting U.S. energy policy
    His very own 401(k) plan

20. Bush’s 90 percent presidential approval rating has been exceeded in history only by:

    George Washington
    Thomas Jefferson
    Abraham Lincoln
    Franklin Roosevelt
    None of the above

21. In November Bush signed a controversial executive order:

    Legalizing covert executions of American opposition party leaders
    Making it a crime to correct the president's grammar
    Allowing him to keep all the records of his administration and his father's sealed indefinitely
    Establishing a Ministry of Propaganda as a Cabinet level position
    Requiring that all smart-asses who come up with presidential quizzes be reported to the Office of Homeland Security

22. What did doctors say may have been a factor in Bush’s pretzel-induced choking and fainting mishap?

    Low blood pressure due to rigorous exercise regimen
    High blood pressure due to war against evildoers
    High cholesterol due to habitual snack food intake
    Lack of oxygen to the brain due to genetic predisposition
    Decreased motor function due to Budweiser

23. How did Bush sum up his first year in office?

    "All in all, it's been a difficult year for Laura and me."
    "All in all, it's been a tumultuous year for Laura and me."
    "All in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."
    "All in all, it's been a hilarious year for Laura and me."

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