Nickname for Bush

The people of New Orleans should put their heads together and come up with something in their patois.

“President Bush once spoke to a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in Arizona. He went on for almost an hour about plans to increase every Native American’s standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, where he had signed “YES” 1,237 times — once for every Indian issue that came across his desk.

“Although vague on the details, he seemed most enthusiastic to help his “red brothers”. After his speech, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name − Walking Eagle. He was still clutching it proudly when he left in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

“A reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came up with the President’s Indian name. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.”