Beware of Chuck Norris

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• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Compared to Chuck Norris, Dick Cheney[1] is nothing.