Beware of Chuck Norris
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- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Compared to Chuck Norris, Dick Cheney[1] is nothing.
[1] Who shot a 78 year old man in the face … with a shotgun … from close range … while drunk.↩