Girls’s Costume Warehouse

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You know how everybody’s screaming about Borat being so over the top? How his schtick is so hilarious because he never goes out of character? It seems it’s catching. This guy—ostensibly from New Jersey—may be for real or he may be faking it too.[1] Either way, he’s hilarious as he tries to prove in just one minute that “[w]e got literally every girl’s costume in the god damn universe!”

Best line? It’s a tie between the announcer’s plea to “get up off yer ass and get the fuck down heah … I got shit over heah I’m tryin’ ta fuckin’ sell” and the model’s sassy come-on of “wouldn’t you like ta fouah scoah wit me?” (dressed as a “sexy” Lincoln, naturally.)[2]

If this is a fake commercial, I’m sure we can look forward to recrimination from New Jerseyites claiming that “that ain’t how we is at all over heah”.

[1] Residents of upstate New York may remember the marathon Forever Leather commercials of late-night TV in the late 90's. He was real and wasn’t much less ridiculous than this guy. Though he did swear less. He had the sassy models, though.↩

[2] For anyone not fluent in New Jersey-ese, that’s “wouldn’t you like to four score with me”, with the emphasized words forming a clever allusion to the opening words of Lincoln’s famous Gettysburg Address.↩