Lewis Black stumps for Trump 2012

Lewis Black delivered what can only be considered a triumph of dark comedy in the following clip, in which he stumps for Donald Trump in 2012. You have to hang on through the whole video for his justification, which is transcribed below.

Back In Black – Trump 2012 by Lewis Black (The Daily Show)

“That’s what he’s best at: putting a bow on a turd, marking up the price and selling it so hard, you want it, even though you know it’s just a turd with a bow on it! America…is that turd. It’s time to let Donald Trump come in, put some gold leaf on the border and marble columns around Florida, throw up his names in big lights over the Midwest…and sell this whole place to the Chinese before they realize it’s half-broken. This is what I’ve been waiting for my whole life: a President who’s not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying asshole! Trump 2012!”

Goddamn if Lewis Black doesn’t hit the nail right on the head. I’ve got tears in my eyes over here.