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Capsule Movie Reviews Vol.2015.2

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The Unborn (2009) — 5/10
This is a decent horror-film concept wrapped in a movie with terrible dialogue and acting. The main character is a nearly impossibly thin and tall young lady of indeterminate age. She and her friends are uniformly vapid, dim, anorexic, entitled, rich (look at their houses!) and bitchy. It nearly goes without saying that no-one is funny. I watched half an hour, during which my attention drifted. I was brought back by the movie breaking the “show don’t tell” rule in such an egregious manner that it ruined any remaining suspense. In two minutes, it went from a from a horror film with some decent scares to a kill-the-monster film. At this point, Gary Oldman shows up. What kind of an awful bet did Gary Oldman lose to end up in this movie? He has a wonderfully rounded American Jewish accent but when he really starts shouting, it’s back to the British one. Ohmigod there’s Idris Elba! Same bet? The movie’s pretty creepy in places and I know I’ve seen that creepy kid’s face before. Mercifully short. Not even close to being recommended.
Shopgirl (2005) — 6/10
This is a film adaptation of the novella by Steven Martin, who also stars as the older man interested in shop-girl Claire Danes. Jason Schwartzman is a younger man interested in the shop-girl as well, an artist like her and perpetually out of money and manners. The book was OK and the movie is quite slow. Schwartzman goes on a journey of discovery with a very accommodating band and comes back a much more acceptable date for Danes, whose allure for both Schwartzman is unknown: she’s pretty enough but so entirely without personality. Is that the point? That men don’t care? I read the book but can’t remember. Not recommended.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005) — 6/10
Tom Wilkinson stars as a priest on trial for having aided in the manslaughter of a young woman who he tried to help exorcise. I’d seen the movie before and wasn’t really impressed the second time around. It had its moments—switching from the courtroom to the exorcism was reasonably well-done but the dickishness of everyone in court was a bit grating. Not recommended.
America’s Sweethearts (2001) — 5/10
A good cast embroiled in a fair-to-middling script about a Hollywood couple—Catherine Zeta-Jones and Jon Cusack—whose lives implode just as they’re on a press junket to support their latest film, which is probably the last chance for both of their careers. Zeta-Jones runs roughshod over her sister, played by Julia Roberts, who is also her personal assistant. Billy Crystal, Seth Green and Stanley Tucci are agents. Hank Azaria is Zeta-Jones’s lover. Christopher Walken is their director. It never really took off; not recommended.
The Raid 2 (2014) — 8/10
This sequel weighs in at 2 hours and 45 minutes, which is unbelievably long for an action movie. This is most likely because, while the film has a tremendous amount of action in the form of lovingly choreographed fights as well as car chases, I would not be surprised to learn that nearly everyone involved with the movie thinks of it as a crime drama. There is a real plot and it’s quite interesting, involving police corruption, intranecine conflict as well as gang rivalry between the Indonesians and the Japanese. There are some wonderful set pieces: the fight in the bathroom stall, the fight in the prison yard, the fight inside the car, the fight in the kitchen (more staged, but still lovely), the fight in the garage, just pretty much anytime the compact Rama tears a swath through scores of enemies. Saw it in Indonesian with English subtitles. Violent as hell. Recommended.
Hitman (2007) — 6/10
This is a movie based on the video game, so brace yourself. It’s not that bad, actually. Timothy Oliphant plays Agent 47 well enough, performing his highly orchestrated assassinations with aplomb. He is ruthless, efficient, unstoppable. Dougray Scott plays the Interpol agent who’s been on his trail for years, always several steps behind. 47 only starts to scramble when a target refuses to stay dead—that is, the target is replaced by a doppelganger and 47's bosses refuse payment. Naturally, 47 must find out what happened and who is betraying him—and possibly a bit more about the shadowy organization of which he is part. Shit gets blown up. People fight. Meh. No recommendation either way.
Treme – Seasons 1 & 2 (2010) — 10/10
The first two seasons of David Simon’s latest series, this time capturing the life, times and politics of New Orleans immediately after Hurricane Katrina. Dozens of characters criss-cross in different ways, there is lots of wonderful music and lots of sobering insight into how badly the people of New Orleans were abandoned and deliberately used by the powers-that-be. Several actors from The Wire reappear here. Melissa Leo, John Goodman and Steve Zahn are main characters. Simon takes up the threads explored in When the Levees Broke and Trouble the Water but with more dramatic depth and music. Highly recommended.
Broken City (2013) — 6/10
Mark Wahlberg stars as a cop with a terrible past but who’s trying to do the right thing. Russell Crowe is the horribly crooked mayor of New York. Pretty much a run-of-the-mill cop/revenge/corruption drama with retribution for all the right guys in the end. It was OK, but hard to recommend.
The Green Hornet (2011) — 4/10
Seth Rogen stars as a pampered rich kid whose dad leaves him everything, including his newspaper and Rogen not only rediscovers how to grab life by the reins but also jump-starts the newspaper by providing fake news in the form a crimefighter that he himself plays—although he doesn’t really do much of anything except kinda punch one guy per fight while his trusty “sidekick” Kato does all of the heavy-lifting in a pseudo-analytical, plan-the-whole-fight-out-in-your-mind style pioneered by the Sherlock Homes reboots. It was pretty terrible. Not recommended.
Jennifer’s Body (2009) — 4/10
Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried play two friends in high school. Fox is the cheerleader; Seyfried the bookworm. Fox goes off with some satanic band members after a show and is sacrificed to the devil in a ritual they hope will gain them fame and fortune. It kind of works—in that they become successful—but Fox doesn’t die, becoming the walking undead instead. She’s a nearly unstoppable killing machine that needs to feed every so often. After she’s fed, she goes back to school and her friends. Until it’s time to feed again. J.K. Simmons and Amy Sedaris have small roles. Seyfried and Fox kiss passionately at one point, if you find that might redeem an otherwise terrible movie. Not recommended.
Kinky Boots (2005) — 7/10
This is the mostly true story of a men’s-shoe factory in England that saved itself by switching clientèle: it started designing and making boots for men who like to wear women’s boots. It made tall, shiny, red-leather boots reinforced to hold a man’s weight. Joel Edgerton is good as the desperate and enterprising factory owner but Chiwetel Ejiofor steals the show as Lola, the drag queen who shows him the way to life, love and self-respect. Entertaining enough. Recommended.
The Battle of Algiers (1966) — 8/10

This is an Italian-Algerian movie about the French-colonial occupation of Algeria and Algiers in particular. The movie covers the time when Muslims were killed indiscriminately and fought back with their own attacks. The French respond by closing the city down, segregating the animals into their own ghettos. This predictably does not work and the retaliatory attacks not only continue but intensify.

This movie should be required viewing for anyone in any military anywhere, but particularly for those in the U.S. and Israeli armies, which are chock-full of people and planners that think that this time it will be different. It is never different. Subjugated people are desperate people, Desperate people eventually have nothing left to lose. And then they are ready to take down anyone one they can.

Even the French treatment of prisoners is reflected in many other instances throughout subsequent history: they torture them, they kill them, prisoners die in custody, allegedly by their own hand. The Colonel denies that they “torture”. Would that Americans knew that they were copying a French playbook. The Colonel is quite analytical and open about what his country is doing. He notes that it can end immediately if France is willing to leave Algeria.

The movie is well-made and fascinating, if boring for anyone who’s a student of history, where the same stupid and horrible and immoral mistakes are repeated over and over, causing everyone but the perpetrators to suffer. The planners never suffer and they never learn. Algerians die. Low-level police officers die. And the fearless colonial leaders continue to turn the screws as if exactly that strategy hadn’t failed every single other time it’s been used since the dawn of time.

French Newspaper reporter: Isn’t it cowardly to use your women’s baskets to carry bombs, which have taken so many innocent lives?

Monsieur Ben M’hidi: And you, isn’t it even more cowardly to attack defenseless villages with napalm bombs that kill thousands more? Obviously, planes would make things easier for us. Give us your bombers, sir, and we will give you our baskets.”

Saw it in French and Arabic with English subtitles. Recommended.

Jacob’s Ladder (1990) — 8/10

Tim Robbins stars as a postman broken by his experience in Vietnam. For the duration of the movie, it’s unclear whether he is still with his wife and children and hallucinating a life with a postal coworker (Elizabeth Peña) or the other way around. He seems to be hallucinating a world full of faceless demons—a mania shared by several of his platoon members. Danny Aiello plays his chiropractor, whose angelic aspect is noted and emphasized, again blurring the line between reality and fantasy.

It is unclear what is real and what is imagined; what is clear is that Jacob’s life has been unutterably ruined by his experience in Vietnam. Every day is torture.

Spoiler alert: The first explanation is that his experience turns out to have been that his platoon had been exposed to a particularly powerful psychosis- and paranoia-inducing chemical code-named Jacob’s Ladder that made them turn on each other. It’s so hard to tell which parts are real, which are imagined, where he really lives, who’s still alive: the confusion he feels is reflected ably in the story.

This is a strong anti-war movie and one of the earliest I’ve seen that deals with the paranoia and unbearable pain of PTSD. There is no happy ending, there is no way out…but the inevitable. At the end? We find that the whole movie was the final few seconds’ fevered imagining of Jacob Singer’s dying brain as he lay on a stretcher in a medivac tent in Vietnam. Recommended.

Shogun Assassin (1980) — 3/10
The cinematic style of this movie is very much live-action anime. Overacting 101. There are some nice touches, but they are relatively few and far-between. For example, it’s pretty neat how that one ninja had had every extremity hacked off and he was still rolling himself to an exit. Nice touch. Also cool was the scene where his boy was trussed up over a well. His captors were threatening the boy with death if his father didn’t give up. The boy dropped his sandal into the well to let his father know that there was water at the bottom and that he would survive the fall. Also very cool. That is about it for the coolness of this movie. As advertised, the shogun assassinates everything that moves, until he reaches the shogun’s brother and removes him from this mortal plane as well. The shogun is almost never in any real trouble. Saw the dubbed version. Not recommended.
Melinda and Melinda (2004) — 6/10
Woody Allen’s entry for 2004 is the uneven story of an unstable and drunken woman who splashes back into some friends’ lives. But the story is told in two ways: one in which Melinda comes to tragedy and another where the story is more comic. Radha Mitchell plays the at-times obnoxious and very self-centered Melinda Robicheaux well and the supporting cast is good, but it didn’t capture my imagination. The dialogue was profuse and some it was quite cleverly written, but maybe if I’d seen it in the original English rather than dubbed German, I’d have liked it more. I wasn’t confused and some was delivered with quite a flourish, but Allen’s prose probably lost something in translation.
John Wick (2014) — 8/10
Keanu Reeves is quite good as a formerly unstoppable hitman of legendary repute. The whole story and style of the film is reminiscent of a modern Japanese samurai drama but with naturally western stylings. He loses his wife, his newfound friend—a beagle puppy, his dead wife’s posthumous gift—is taken from him and circumstances convene to send him on a killing spree. He inhabits a dark world but one with rules: there is honor among the assassins. In the “Continental Hotel”, there is a ceasefire, where the killers gather and relax. Outside, all bets are off, but inside the hotel, the killers can sleep in peace. Reeves has some typically wooden delivery, but also some very good scenes. In the church, he’s raving and convincing; elsewhere, his stoic calm makes for a good warrior—implacable and unstoppable. Recommended.
Potiche (2010) — 7/10

This is a French film starring Catherine Deneuve in the titular role (translated as “trophy wife”). She is the heiress to the Michonneau umbrella factory, which is run for her by her obnoxious husband, Monsieur Pujol. The year is 1977. The local communist/unionist, Babin, is played very well by Gerard Depardieu, a return to his more thespian roots from such terrible roles as Obelix or that Russian gangster from Babylon A.D..

Monsieur Pujol responds badly to the strike brought on by his worker-unfriendly policies. He takes ill and someone must step up. But who? His son doesn’t want it because he’s more of an artist; his daughter doesn’t want it because it sounds a lot like work. Plus she’s a Randian nightmare seemingly modeled on Marie Le Pen. So Madame Pujol-Michonneau steps up and does quite a fantastic job, resolving the labor dispute and propelling the factory to success and stability and profitability without firing a soul.

She gives both her daughter and son jobs. Her son flourishes in his role as designer, for reasons that are only hinted at rather than explicitly stated. Her daughter is much a caricature as her father and is nearly pure ego, thinking only of how to best set up her own life, and to hell with anyone else at the factory. Her husband is even more economically liberal than her and hatches a plan to send production to Tunisia, a plan of which her father heartily approves.

Long story short, the mother is ousted as president in a board meeting in which her daughter unsurprisingly betrays her mother by siding with her father’s bid for president, a position he feels he owns. Instead, mama goes into politics and the film ends with her first victory.

Decent enough if a bit manipulative. I enjoyed it while watching it. Saw it in French with English subtitles.

Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store (2015) — 7/10
Louis takes a while to get going: his first fifteen minutes of material are less clever and more deliberately offensive/provocative without substance. The rest of show was decent enough, but it’s definitely not his best work. Recommended for fans, of course.
In Bruges (2008) — 9/10

Brendan Gleeson and Colin Farrell star as a couple of guys, Ken and Ray, on holiday in the city of Bruges. They are there to await their next assignment as hit-men. Their background story is revealed in fragments as they tour the city, Ken enjoying himself and Ray sulking throughout. This movie is a master class in show-don’t-tell cinema. Spoilers ahead; do not read further if you want to enjoy this clever, well-written and well-filmed movie as I did, not knowing anything about it going in.

Their boss finally calls to inform Ken of his job: he’s to kill Ray. He agrees but then backs out, saves the younger killer—who’s suicidally depressed about having shot a boy on his first job—and sends him on his way. Harry, the boss, played by Ralph Fiennes, is not pleased when Ken calls to inform him that he’s let his contract go and invites him to “do [his] worst”.

The anger-management–challenged Harry hops on a plane to Bruges to take care of things himself. He meets Ken in a café in a plaza. They slowly drink their beers—this evidenced wonderfully by the sips Harry takes—and talk. The dialogue throughout is really nice. We see Harry wince slightly as he feels the connection to Ken, their long years of camaraderie, the connection you get when in a foreign country among friends, but knowing that it won’t end well for Ken.

There is a possible reprieve, but it is not to be. One must stand by one’s principles, as Harry says, and Ray had killed a young boy, even if by accident. The scales must be balanced. Highly recommended.

Waking Life (2001) — 9/10
This is a rotoscoped film about one young man’s journey through a lucid dream—or series of nested such—written and directed by Richard Linklater. It was about the nature of consciousness, ontology, epistemology, reality and its relationship to the (often crude and objectively inaccurate) simulacrum established by our senses as well as the role of science and how the waves of modern physics lap against the cliffs of philosophy.
Things get fuzzy around the edges—and get fuzzier the closer you look—where ancient philosophers are echoed through time by Heisenberg and Schrödinger. Some of the discussion reminded me of the struggle we make in imposing alternate ways of interpreting what we think we know, as discussed in Formulating Science in Terms of Possible and Impossible Tasks, which is about constructor theory and feels dense only because it makes us think in the world in a way that has not yet become intuitive. Fascinating stuff.
The young man wanders around in various states and levels of dreams, listening to various people expound on these topics in quite exquisitely written prose. Well worth watching again, I think. Lots of great quotes (IMDb), in particular the Alex Jones one where he’s driving in his car with megaphones, screaming at the top of his lungs. A very convincing demagogue with the right words in his mouth.
“it’s time to stand up and realize, that we should NOT allow ourselves to be crammed into this rat maze. We should not SUBMIT to dehumanization. I don’t know about you, but I’m concerned with what’s happening in this world. I’m concerned with the structure. I’m concerned with the systems of control. Those that control my life, and those that seek to control it EVEN MORE! I want FREEDOM! That’s what I want, and that’s what YOU should want! It’s up to each and every one of us to turn loose of just some of the greed, the hatred, the envy, and yes, the insecurities, because that is the central mode of control, make us feel pathetic, small, so we’ll willingly give up our sovereignty, our liberty, our destiny. We have GOT to realize we’re being conditioned on a mass scale. Start challenging this corporate slave state! The 21st Century’s gonna be a new century! Not the century of slavery, not the century of lies and issues of no significance, of classism and statism, and all the rest of the modes of control… it’s gonna be the age of humankind, standing up for something PURE and something RIGHT! What a bunch of garbage, liberal, Democratic, conservative, Republican, it’s all there to control you, two sides of the same coin! Two management teams, bidding for control of the CEO job of Slavery Incorporated! The TRUTH is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of LIES! I’m SICK of it, and I’M NOT GONNA TAKE A BITE OUT OF IT! DO YA GOT ME? Resistance is NOT futile, we’re gonna win this thing, humankind is too good, WE’RE NOT A BUNCH OF UNDERACHIEVERS, WE’RE GONNA STAND UP, AND WE’RE GONNA BE HUMAN BEINGS! WE’RE GONNA GET FIRED UP ABOUT THE REAL THINGS, THE THINGS THAT MATTER − CREATIVITY, AND THE *DYNAMIC* *HUMAN* *SPIRIT* THAT REFUSES TO *SUBMIT*!”
And Speed Levitch’s oration bordered all the while on the deep, then teetered into nonsensical but was at all times deeply and enticingly poetic, “On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion.” or “Life is a matter of a miracle that is collected over time by moments flabbergasted to be in each others’ presence. The world is an exam, to see if we can rise into the direct experiences. Our eyesight is here as a test, to see if we can see beyond it, matter is here as a test for our curiosity, doubt is here as an exam for our vitality.”
And a professor on existentialism:
“I’m afraid we’re losing the real virtues of living life passionately in the sense of taking responsibility for who you are, the ability to make something of yourself and feel good about life. Existentialism is often discussed as if it’s, a philosophy of despair, but I think the truth is just the opposite. Sartre, once interviewed, said he never really felt a day of despair in his life. One thing that comes out from reading these guys is not a sense of anguish about life so much as, a real kind of exuberance, of feeling on top of it, it’s like your life is yours to create. I’ve read the post modernists with some interest, even admiration, but when I read them I always have this awful nagging feeling that something absolutely essential is getting left out. The more you talk about a person as a social construction or as a confluence of forces or as fragmented or marginalized, what you do is you open up a whole new world of excuses. And when Sartre talks about responsibility, he’s not talking about something abstract.”
Louis Mackey: “What are these barriers that keep people from reaching anywhere near their real potential? The answer to that can be found in another question and that’s this: Which is the most universal human characteristic: fear, or laziness?”
Another man tells the story of a violent encounter and states that “[a] well armed populace is the best defense against tyranny”. I wholeheartedly agree, but feel that being armed with knowledge is a far better and more useful defense than the primitive weapons most proponents of the expression understand it to be about. Guns are useless against the type of violence that is exacted every day against us. You waste your energy preparing for a physically violent encounter that never comes, when instead you lose everything you thought you were defending because you’re not even aware that it’s happening. This is what Žižek calls “the greater, the real, violence”.
The segment with Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy, where he talks about how dream-time often stretches out and how the brain supposedly survives the death of the body by 8–12 minutes—that part reminded me of the whole plot of Jacob’s Ladder (see above). The levels of dreams and insecurity of reality echoed Inception but also almost everything that Philip K. Dick has ever written. The pure philosophy movie Examined Life tackles many of the same ideas, perhaps less artistically and with less flourish, but perhaps with more substance and depth.
One lady discusses the advantage of childlike curiosity, the assimilation of reality by a consciousness that has not had time to build its filters. An interesting notion, this idea of unfiltered reality, but is a lack of imparted qualia better or worse? Unfettered curiosity leads to gullibility and leaves no place for the application of wisdom. Another discussion went into the realm of accelerating evolution of consciousness and echoed Kurzweil in a The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence.[1] Highly recommended.
Dog Day Afternoon (1975) — 6/10

This is a languid, slow and eminently predictable—excepting one detail—bank-heist film, starring Al Pacino and directed by Sidney Lumet. It is based on a true story of a robbery on August 22nd in 1972 by a trio of utterly unprepared fools, who are quickly whittled down to two as one of their number chickens out almost before the heist has begun. Because it’s the 70s, they just let him go.

Pacino is good as Sonny, making demands and playing to the crowd by yelling “Attica!” The cops are not particularly adept, although they make up ineptitude with sheer numbers. The guys are really pretty stupid and the FBI quickly pegs the problem as Sonny’s partner Sal, who’s clearly more unstable. Sonny is boisterous—and married to both a woman and a man—but he’s not suicidal. Sal is. At one point, Sonny claims that they were both in Vietnam—and he has an Army pension coming to him—but Sal’s never been on a plane, so the story is only half-true, at best.

Despite the high praise for it, I found it to be kind of slow and not producing very much tension. The scenes of 70s New York were lots of fun for me, but probably aren’t for everybody. Pacino’s Sonny had more meat to him than the usual criminal, but he was by far not a mastermind. He thought he was much smarter than he really was. It was almost sad how naive he and Sal were; when the get their jet, he asks “is there going to be any food on board?” A decent film; hard to recommend. Poignant ending.


[1] More thoughts on the linked articles are in this article: How to think about thinking about theories of thought.