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Greg Proops on San Francisco

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Transcribed from Clasps:

“The beach in San Francisco is not like Brian Wilson’s endless-fucking-summer beach.

“Beaches in southern California, people go to ‘em and they’re surfing and they’re having picnics.

“Or if you go to a beach in Hawaii, people are playing volleyball or – what do you call those boards that you stand on and you have a stick and you look like a douchebag? What are those? – paddleboards. Yeah. Those are awesome, right? And people are out there doing that and shit.

“Anyways, in San Francisco, the beaches in San Francisco are dirty, the fence is crumbling, the concrete abutment is falling apart, there’s parts that are taped off with police tape and shit, the sand is repulsive and it’s not a beach that you go to to hang out all day in the sun and take your clothes off … it’s a beach [where] you put stones in your pockets and grouchily walk out into the water and say goodbye to this world. No one goes to the beach with a beachball and goes like this [vogues with beachball]. No. You go with a joint and a six-pack. And you sit there. And then when dark comes, you set fire to your car.”