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Want to Sire an Olympic hopeful?

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The LA Times has another Olympics story, called Want to Sire an Olympic Hopeful?…, with a humorous look at creating your very own Olympic athlete that you can cheer for in some embarassing way that NBC will be sure to zoom in on way too close and broadcast to the nation for what seems like several painfully long minutes.

<q>The Olympic Games depress me, so I am glad they are over. I don’t need to be reminded every four winters that I married a woman who comes from a family of oafs, which wasn’t capable of producing a gifted athlete, thereby making my children too uncoordinated to win a medal. … It’s not my fault, of course, because I was young and seduced by this woman, never knowing it would end my Olympic dreams.</q>