Family emojis cannot be unseen

What’s New in Unicode 15.1 & Emoji 15.1 by Keith Broni (Emojipedia)

'Family' Emojis

Am I the only one that thinks bad thoughts when he sees, for example, the third emoji in this list? I know that they think it’s a parent with a child, but does that not look like a gender-neutral blowjob to you? You won’t be able to unsee it, either. In fact, I can’t look at any of the four pictures and see “family”. Look at the second one! That’s two people “sharing”! How does the emoji committee not see this? Or maybe they do! Maybe they’re making emojis for “three-way” (the first two), “blowjob” and “swinging”.

Oh, and apparently there are a bunch of characters important for “China’s mandatory GB 18030 standard” and there are a bunch of emojis for people in wheelchairs, with canes and stuff, which I guess is good…but I can’t get past these “family” emojis.