New Patriotic Posters

The White House has issued a new set of 6 posters created to help Americans through this trying time.

“Attention American Citizens! You stand hereby directed to prove your patriotism by printing out hundreds of the wartime morale posters below, and distributing them widely throughout your community!”

Anyone not joining in will be determined to be an “Arabiac”, as described in John Ashscroft’s latest press release, Attorney general ashcroft announces new hospitality measures for arabiac immigrants and tourists, and you may very well end up in a “hosplitality center”.

“… a vast nationwide network of government-run “hospitality centers” specially tailored to the likes and needs of the millions of Arabiacs immigrants and tourists currently in America, all of whom are merely pretending to not be terrorists.”

The press announcement is presumably related to the very real announcement covered in the New York Newsday in Ashcroft Unveils a Screening Plan, in which he “…unveiled a plan yesterday to screen for terrorists by requiring registration and fingerprinting of 100,000 foreign visitors a year, a plan critics called ineffective, discriminatory and based on vague criteria.”