Anchower on Star Wars

The Onion has the latest from venerable columnist Jim Anchower: a rant about movies called What the Hell is Wrong with Movies These Days?. His review of Star Wars is particularly scathing and hilarious:

“I saw the new Star Wars movie, and even that blew. I mean, yeah, there were some great space scenes, and you get to watch Yoda fight with a light saber, but as soon as the weed wore off, the whole thing just dragged. The love story was totally sappy, and there were all these long, boring scenes where these space senators were going on and on about trade-federation rules and shit. It was like watching C-SPAN on some other planet. I’ll probably go see it again, just like I do with all the Star Wars movies, but this time I’m going in twice as baked.”