Selling you therapy for the trauma they cause

As we keep hearing about how the U.S is in negotiations with Iran, Cuba, or Russia, it behooves all involved to remember that the U.S. is very much like Lucy from Peanuts: constantly tricking its friends, allies, vassals, and enemies into kicking a football that it pulls away at the last second, and then selling them psychiatric counseling for the trauma this causes.

Lucy offers psychiatric help for 5¢: 'The doctor is [in]'