<a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=70784">Louis C.K.</a> has a new show on HBO and Jon Stewart's interview with is hilarious. Jon makes the mistake of asking him about his family and he tells him about his two daughters---but with a slightly different take than most proud fathers. <bq quote_style="none"><b>Louis</b>: The one-year-old I don't have an opinion about ... she's kind of boring. The other one is four years old and I love her very much, but she's kind of a fucking asshole. <b>Jon</b>: Does she watch the show? <b>Louis</b>: I don't care, she can kiss my ass. <b>Jon</b>: (guffaws) That's just not right... <b>Louis</b>: Look, first of all, don't go defending someone you don't know. Here's the thing with her, right? ... So I'm talking to my wife the other day and the four-year-old just breaks in---she doesn't give a shit who's talkin'---and goes "Momma I saw a doggie today". So I go, "really, where was the doggie?" and she goes "I'm tellin' mom, not you!" So I go, "Hey fuck you, I'm just being polite by askin'" ... like I really give a shit about the doggie ... like that was gonna be a great story about how she saw a dog. She's an asshole.</bq> The transcript doesn't do it justice; you have to see the delivery to get the full effect. The guy is just perfectly deadpan.