The International Philosophy World Cup brought to you by Monty Python---Greeks vs. Germans in a knock-down drag-out battle of the philophosers on a football pitch. If the embedded video below doesn't work, try this link to the video at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU">YouTube</a>. It's a touch on the long side, but the closing flurry of announcing makes it worth watching the whole thing: <bq>The Germans are disputing it. Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics, Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination, and Marx is claiming it was offside. But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle! It's all over!</bq> <media class="frame" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xrShK-NVMIU" align="center" title="International Philosophy World Cup" caption="Monty Python video hosted at YouTube">