Received via email from several sources (and rewritten to satisfy the excruciatingly high standards here at earthli News): <bq quote_style="none">One day, during a daily briefing, Donald Rumsfeld told president Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers had been killed in Iraq. Upon hearing this, the president froze and all the color ran from his face. He slumped forward, head in hands and whimpered softly. After what seemed like an eternity, he composed himself and asked, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"</bq> It's the short ones that are sweetest.