<bq author="Dan Savage" source="AV Club" href="http://www.avclub.com/content/savagelove/hard">Again, the passage of time destroys us all. But you can't sit on the couch stuffing Twinkies in your mouth and bitch about how shallow your partner is for not finding you attractive anymore because some people get cancer. Please.</bq> <hr> <n>Dan Savage is an advice columnist focusing on questions about sex and relationships. When pushed, he knows how to throw down with the best of them.</n>