Dear Barack Obama, Judging from a few of your more recent interviews, you seem to have a good sense of humor---even after such a long, brutal campaign. If you are elected president, a wonderful gift to the <iq>hard-core Sean Hannity fans</iq><fn> would be to, starting on election day, grow a luxurious beard for your inauguration on January 21st. A well-trimmed, Muslimy-as-all-get-out beard. As for background music? How about anything off of <i>The Best of the Black President</i> by <i>Fela Kuti</i>? <hr> <ft>As you called them in a recent Daily Show interview.</ft>