George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said," when I am President, I'll get to have a gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told  Hillary how impressed Dubya had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a  gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for  bed.  Hillary turned to  Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."