Psst, Anglican clergy! Listen up. Is your church <i>way</i> too liberal for your tastes? Are you tired of the homos and broads cluttering up your ranks? Are you tired of having to live in a world run by <i>liberals</i> with their annoying need to make everything <i>equal</i> for <i>everyone</i> even though everyone knows they're <i>not</i>?<fn> Well, has the Catholic church got an offer for you! Act now and you can get back into the good graces of a <i>real</i> church; one that has no room for homos or broads and with the added bonus of keeping the lifespan of darkies way, way down by telling them that rubbers make them gay. Think about it: A life working for the Catholic Church is a life lived keeping homos, broads and darkies in their rightful place at the bottom of the pile. Join now for a special, low introductory offer of being allowed to stay married to your current spouse!<fn> The Catholic Church: it's the place to be! Looking forward to meeting ya, Bennie the 16th <hr> <ft>Especially the aforementioned homos and broads.</ft> <ft>The last one probably doesn't apply to you or your flocks so much, but isn't it reassuring to know we're doing our work on all fronts, against all enemies, both today's <i>and</i> tomorrow's?</ft> <ft>Offer not applicable to current members.</ft> <ft>Unless you're a darkie, a homo or a broad.</ft>