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Boonga-Ga Boon-Ga and Bazoombas

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The <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/">Register</a> <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/23135.html">writes that initial reports</a> of a bizarre Japanese video game are most likely not a hoax. The game is called <a href="http://www.monzy.com/intro/boong-ga/brochure.jpg">Boon-Ga Boon-Ga</a>. From the product brochure: <span class="quote"><q>Select from 8 characters to spank. When you spank the character that you chose, the cards will be shuffled. After detecting your power with a sensor, a card will come out. It will explain your sexual behavior.</q></span> It has to be <a href="http://www.alltel.net/~gregj/newdookiebooty/boonga.html">seen</a> to be believed. If you want to know what 'Boon-Ga Boon-Ga' means, you'd best ask a construction worker. As reported in the <a href="http://www.theonion.com/">The Onion</a> in the article <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3743/disadvantaged_men.html">Economically Disadvantage Men More Skilled at Comunicating Attraction to Women</a>, "[Researcher] Schoen was not just struck by the directness of the poorer men's remarks, but by the "vast vocabulary" they employed in doing so." So maybe they would know. Finally, in what would appear to be footage from the same study mentioned above, we have <a href="http://www.creativebase.com/imovie/">Anna's Uplifting Day</a>, a short film about: <span class="quote"><q> ... a day in the life of Anna's chest. Confronted with a nice cleavage can men keep their eyes to themselves or direct a conversation to a girl's face? ... </q></span> Tune in to see the answer (as if you don't already know).