<bq source="PWxyz" author="Jonathan P. Eburne" caption="The Worst Book Ever is ‘Dildo Cay’">Yet Dildo Cay is bad in ways that surpass its title. The product less of an unsteady hand than of a resoundingly tin ear, the novel’s prose is so categorically graceless as to supersede camp and plunge straight into ontological confusion.</bq>