<img attachment="cow1.jpeg" align="left" caption="Surprised cow">When you grew up in the countryside, you tend to have to prove the extreme rurality of your origin to others who share a similarly bucolic provenance. Should I become embroiled in future such contests of micturial prowess and find myself in trouble, struggling to triumph against a backwoods foe prodigiously well-equipped with a backwoods background that threatens to overshadow my own, I will rest assured that I can break the glass in case of such an emergency to retrieve the following link to end the discussion. <clear>Oh, you guys used to <i>tip</i> cows when you got drunk? Wow, that's crazy. No, really. <a href="http://www.herkimertelegram.com/article/20140221/News/140229785" source="Herkimer Evening Telegram" author="">Sexual misconduct with cows reported in Herkimer Co.</a> <bq>They were caught on videotape after a local farmer set up a camera in his barn after noticing his cows all of a sudden appeared anxious and were not producing as usual.</bq> So the farmer filmed them filming themselves <iq>hav[ing] sexual contact with several cows</iq>? Will Ilion police be pressing charges against the farmer for producing bestiality porn as well?