<a href="http://www.satirewire.com">SatireWire</a> announces that the <a href="http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/forecast.shtml" title="FBI to Issue 5-Day Terror Forecasts: Recognizable Format Should Make It Easier for Americans to Organize Week">FBI to Issue 5-Day Terror Forecasts...</a>, which should add some level of organization to dealing with terror. U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft stated: <span class="quote"><q>We in law enforcement are duty-bound to report inherent danger, so we will continue to alert the public to serious threats," said Ashcroft. "But we also understand how frustrating it is to organize a family picnic or corporate event, only to have it washed out by the late-breaking specter of impending doom. So before you venture out, tune in to us.</q></span> Here is a sample forecast: <img src="http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/images/5day.gif">