<a href="https://theonion.com/nba-players-share-the-one-thing-theyd-change-about-the-league-if-they-were-commissioner-for-a-day/" author="" source="The Onion">NBA Players Share The One Thing They’d Change About The League If They Were Commissioner For A Day</a> The eleventh one is absolute gold. It had me laughing out loud. It's by Boban Marjanović, who is 2.24M tall and looks like this, <img src="{att_link}boban.webp" href="{att_link}boban.webp" align="none" caption="Boban Marjanović" scale="50%"> And he writes, <bq>I would demand…a companion. Someone…like me. You must create them for me, imbue them with a soul. For my burden is not my monstrosity, but the fact that I must carry it alone.</bq> If you're not catching the reference, that is a citation from <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankenstein" author="" source="Wikipedia">Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus</a> by <i>Mary Shelley</i>. No notes. 🧑‍🍳