Odd British Names
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The Daily Show did an extremely silly tribute to fallen British soldiers recently, with Jon Oliver reading a list of heroes and Jon Stewart caught completely unawares[1]:
Britain's Fallen Soldiers by John Oliver & John Stewart (Daily Show)
The list of names is extremely silly and transcribed below[2]:
- Algernon Bottomside
- Percival P. Pocketnubbin
- Wing Commander Battle Morningwood
- Remington Snatch
- Cecil Hardboner
- Lt. Cl. Buntington Cornhole
- Jeffrey Incestershire
- Cpt. Oroffis Schwartz
- Lead Seaman Huffington Knobgobbler
- Alastair Vaginafoot (Allie to his many friends)
- Lord Byron Farthammer (named for the poet)
- Penistiffer Whimplecrack
- PFC Grundle McBallsonface
YMMV.
[1] He advised at the end, “don’t ever let your staff change the list of names on you without your knowledge”.↩
[2] To the best of our abilities.↩