Inauguration Suggestions

Dear Barack Obama,

Judging from a few of your more recent interviews, you seem to have a good sense of humor—even after such a long, brutal campaign. If you are elected president, a wonderful gift to the “hard-core Sean Hannity fans”[1] would be to, starting on election day, grow a luxurious beard for your inauguration on January 21st. A well-trimmed, Muslimy-as-all-get-out beard.

As for background music? How about anything off of The Best of the Black President by Fela Kuti?