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Olympics 2014 opening ceremony


<img attachment="2014-02-07t164345z_67221875_tb3ea271agm2d_rtrmadp_3_olympics-ceremony.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Belgium"><img attachment="2014-02-07t164549z_1858919090_tb3ea271ak32o_rtrmadp_3_olympics-ceremony.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Bermuda"><img attachment="2014-02-07t190748z_1719207168_tb3ea271h4psg_rtrmadp_3_olympics-ceremony.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Lithuania"><img attachment="2014-winter-olympic-games-opening-20140207-165329-573.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Germany"><img attachment="201402071205435357336-p5.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Russia"><img attachment="ca536e89-39b1-4d71-ab66-88f33a2e9d54-460x276.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Slovenia"><img attachment="ceaff320-9039-11e3-a9e5-072521823847_rtx18ddg.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Tonga"><img attachment="frances-.jpg" align="left-column" caption="France"><img attachment="ireland-olympic-team-gettyimages.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Ireland"><img attachment="slide_336555_3401342_free.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Italy"><img attachment="slide_336555_3401374_free.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Lithuania"><img attachment="united-states.jpg" align="left-column" caption="United States"><img attachment="5e5dd170-905a-11e3-b104-1321bbe303e4_ukraine.jpg" align="left-column" caption="Ukraine"> <div style="margin-left: 225px"> <h>Outfits!</h> Let's get the initial unpleasantness with the fashion choices of various countries out of the way at the top. In no particular order---which alphabet would I use?---and leaving out countries with no particular reason, here are my bitchy notes. Some of the nations are pictured on the left but not all. <ul> Bermuda: Shorts. Still baggy, red and ill-fitting. Cayman islands: Shorts. How original. Ireland: Army camo-like dark-green. Meh. China: Red, how original Belgium: Look for the all the world like the Handwerkeruniform that people were to work here (kinda like the Swiss version of a Carhartt). Lithuania: Kermit the frog---I mean wicked bright green. Overall looks kinda cool. Latvia: Brown pants/orange top; hand-knitted fat-striped scarf. No complaints. I think they might have won the fashion show, but I'm biased as I'm a huge fan of orange. Germany: Eye-searing, but fun. Memorable. Did I mention eye-searing? Netherlands: Classy in mini-Michelin-man black and orange Norway: Light-blue pants; white jacket; boring South Korea: nothing special; sponsored by FILA Slovenia: Nice blue/green combo top with white. Reminds me of the old earthli logo colors. Italy: Navy-blue, classic, classy; probably the best non-bombastic one. Taiwan: Blue hotel bathrobes Tonga: Silk-screened palm tree. V. busy. And ugly. Ukraine: Nope. V. busy Finland: nice, medium blue jacket France: Very dour. Who would have predicted the French fading into the background under the white-hot rainbow glare of the Germans? Switzerland: Red. How original. Much better than the Harry Potter silver wizard-coats. Once you set the bar that low, you can't help but do better. Japan: Similar style to Switzerland, but white Russia: Dark blue jacket with red pants for the men; a ton of extravagant fur for the ladies. USA: Ralph Lauren plays a horrible joke on America. Cool boots, but with pants tucked in? And that sweater looks like Walmart threw up all over the team. At least there are no ad logos. </ul> <h>Mexican skiers with incongruous names</h> <abbr title="Today I Learned">TIL</abbr> that <a href="" source="Wikpedia">Prince Hubertus of Hohenlohe-Langenburg</a> is a 55-year--old native Mexican alpine skier who is once again in attendance at the Olympics, his sixth. Whereas in 2006 Mexico declined to send a one-man delegation, in 2014 he got to carry the flag. <h>The main show</h> The main show is quite nice, very colorful and whimsical. Kind of reminds me of Miyazaki. Tall, misshapen and bizarre creatures wind their way across the arena, accompanied by giant onion towers that could just as well be mushrooms. The projection technology for the whole arena is really nicely done. In particular, the boat that carries Peter the Great looked great. And then the map of the great wars of the 19th century rolls up over the waves and the ocean to reveal Petersburg. A great effect with a handful of people, very few props and construction and a giant projection system. It's a much softer, more pastel, less powerful and simpler ceremony than Beijing and London. Just people as dancers at a ball, or soldiers in formation (no guns) on a projected background, all out in the middle of a giant arena. During the ball scene, there were giant pillars sticking out of the ground while we all watched ballet and listened to Tchaikovsky that the German commentator her consistently misidentified as Stravinsky<fn>. And here we are: the revolution, the Soviet. The red. And yet, still whimsical, in a way. The people are all just cogs in the machine. The focus narrows to a single group, highlighted again in an amazingly CGI way, with a glowing white light in the center, seemingly blowing the workers out away from it, all frozen in the moment. Now they're playing <a href="">the troll-lo-lo-lo song</a>. Totally taking the piss. <h>The Torch</h> I predict Putin lights the torch himself. Shirtless. He would totally win the Internets. Alas, twas not to be. But <a href="" source="Wikipedia">Karelin</a> and <a href="">Tretiak</a> were good choices as well. I like how many cosmonauts they invited to the ceremony. Is that to rub US noses in the fact that Russia still has a space program? Ceremony winding down. Over and out. <img attachment="bp10.jpg" align="left" caption="Onion domes"><img attachment="bp11.jpg" align="left" caption="Colorful stadium"> <hr> <ft>He would finally be right during the torch-lighting ceremony.</ft> </div>