I got an email recently with a rather interesting suggestion: change the emblem of the United States from an <iq>eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance</iq>. Why is it better? <bq>A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.</bq> While you're probably nodding your head in agreement, and, perhaps, wonderment that the government actually came up with a good idea, you probably also would like to know how it might look. We here at earthli have taken the liberty of taking the standard emblem, shown below: <img src="{att_link}/american_eagle.png" class="frame" align="center"> ...and adjusting it to give you a visual of our country's new representative. Say hello to "Sammy": <img src="{att_link}/american_condom.png" class="frame" align="center"> I think you'll agree that it's an all-around improvement. Hell, he's even smiling to let everyone else know what great folks we are! How can you go wrong?