This essay is written as a response to the CPU giveaway by Wil Shipley (Call Me Fishmeal).
I double-click the GTA: San Andreas icon and watch, relieved, as the Windows desktop fades to black.
*Churn*
The intro graphic’s looking a little pink.
Drat. The font’s messed up.
*Restart game*
Again with the pink logo, but the font’s ok. Let’s load up a saved game and do some driving. Funky music accompanies the fade from the loading screen to Carl’s back. A quick look around confirms that Carl was taking some serious psychadelics... [More]