100-Pound Woman Downs Six-Pound Burger (ABC) is the story that shows that a women can be just as good at doing stupid stuff as a man. In fact, even better. I found it impossible to read this article without getting slightly nauseous as it tells of “Ye Old 96er”, which is a “six-pound hamburger − and five pounds of fixins’”. All to be eaten in under three hours and you get it for free. Plus a T-Shirt.

What’s amazing is that tiny Kate Stelnick, 19, all 100 pounds of her, managed what “420-pound …... [More]”

They say you’re nobody until somebody hates you; it proves that you’ve gotten noticed and are having an effect, if nothing else.

Wikipedia is an online, extremely complete and cross-linked encyclopedia built using the Wiki online collaberation software and available in several languages. The English Wikipedia has 450,000 articles, while the German Wikipedia has a respectable 188,000 articles. What’s more, it’s created completely by its users and visitors, constantly evolving and growing with... [More]

“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo”

H. G. Wells

Anyone who can remember the anti-trust case brought by the U.S. Justice Department against Microsoft (and I know that, since nothing really came of it, we can forget that it ever happened or that Microsoft was actually convicted of anti-trust and illegally obtaining and abusing their monopoly) will recognize the Bill Gates we see in a pair of interviews he gave recently.

Gates taking a seat in your den (News.com) is a longer one (four pages), in which he shows off his unique interviewing style in which a... [More]

If you make websites, pay careful attention to this JavaScript object: it’s going to change everything about web application interfaces. Web pages can use this object to make an “in-place” request for data to another URL, then inject the results of the request (with optional post-processing in JavaScript) into the current document.

All without refreshing the page.

Google introduced the first really noticeable implementation of a web application using this technology in GMail. It was so... [More]

The MacWorld Expo has come and gone. Steve Jobs has demoed OS X Tiger once again and there are neat animations of some of the cooler features coming this year (second quarter 2005) to a Mac near you. I thought three of these were particularly interesting.

Dashboard

The OS X Dashboard (click ‘Play here now’ in the desktop picture shown near the top of the page) “is home to a new kind of application called widgets”. There are a ton of these widgets, for checking weather, converting units,... [More]

As you may have heard, Apple has had its annual MacWorld, at which it announced a couple of new hardware products (and a slew of software products). One of them is the iPod shuffle, which is quite small and is pictured on their website next to a couple of packs of gum for comparison.

Looks normal enough, but note the (2) next to the caption. If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you find the footnotes, as shown below (with the two helpfully circled for the numerically challenged).

“Do... [More]”

Weighing in with The Victims of the Tsunami Pay the Price of War on Iraq by George Monbiot (Common Dreams), another staunch camp (2)* resident delivers some personal experiences of the generosity of the people of England when faced with images of destruction from Southeast Asia. “The response to the tsunami shows that, however we might seek to suppress it, we cannot destroy our capacity for empathy.”

*See Want to Buy Some DDT?

He asks the same questions as Mickey Z:

“Why, when extreme poverty could be made history with a minor... [More]”

Little Nicky Kristof Bugs Out by Mickey Z (CounterPunch) offers another lession in identifying the underlying problem instead of being satisfied with having offered a solution for a symptom.

It may be unfair to pick on Nicholas Kristoff, of the New York Times, since he often offers only shallow interpretations of issues for his reading public. He’s still employed, so he must be doing something right. He still calls himself a journalist, so he’s fair game. In response to the massive need that became impossible to ignore... [More]

Scraping and ad-stripping Google’s results is an explanation/manifesto explaining why they offer open-source code for scraping the Google search results pages.

“If done in the public interest and not for profit, it’s legal. What’s more, Google can’t block you if they can’t find you.”

Their basic point is that Google has built a $50 Billion market cap simply by trawling the Internet for content you’ve created, attaching ads to it and serving it all up in super-context-sensitive search results.... [More]

Mr. Tripp likes to be provacative. He likes to be in-your-face. Put Down the Faggot: Requiem for 2004 by Ben Tripp (CounterPunch) is all that and a bag of chips.

Go on, read it. It’s short.

It’s the touching story of two small boys in Ireland who convince an even smaller boy to do something whereafter he’s “…blinded, shrieking for help, [and] covered from head to toe in a hideous stew of viscera and decay.”

Not a lot of end-of-the-year recaps include that kind of imagery. The final twist on the metaphor comes at the... [More]

I once had a conversation in an Opera forum with another user about document standards, validating web sites and browser support/detection. His opening salvo was as follows:

“Coding to make your site break for 8% of your visitors is definitely stupid, whether you do it because of ignorance or evil is irrelevant. Sites that require MSIE pretty much never validate, and obviously you can’t even start thinking of incompatibilities between IE6 and IE5 before you have checked that your code is valid.... [More]”

VulgarThat’s the name of the new expansion pack being created by Nerve Software using the Doom III engine and properties. DOOM 3: Resurrection of Evil (PC) (GameSpy) includes lot of details about it.

On piece of good news is that the Soul Cube makes a comeback. This is a device that you obtain in Hell in the first game that destroys one enemy instantly when used. In doing so, it sucks out its life force and passes it to you. Since you have to kill five other enemies to charge it, it’s a very well-balanced... [More]

Hey, I know he’s well-read in the industry and he often has some interesting topics, but his latest article, Advice for Computer Science College Students, is way more over the top than it needs to be. Maybe he thinks that, since he’s addressing people about to go to college (or those already in college that have not yet chosen a major), he needs to go all MTV on us and “get all up in our faces”, not missing a single opportunity to “dis the man”.

Whatever; it’s annoying.

He takes needless... [More]

The Sell (Fantasy Land)

Another big buzzword coming from the PR/marketing machine that is the US government is the fact that the Social Security program needs to be “fixed”. In fact, you won’t believe it, but the panacea that has improved American life in so many other ways is also a perfect fit for Social Security: privatization.

What a tremendous deal: rescue a broken social program that has been run into the ground by touchy-feely, non-business-savvy liberals and bolster the US economy at... [More]

EPIC is an eight minute Flash film (English transcript), depicting a possible future for our media. It’s extrapolations of customized content aren’t far-fetched at all. Their hypothetical “Googlezon” that generates personalized news articles for each user is downright eerie.

Imagine a world where your Google News is combined with your personal preferences from Amazon. Imagine if you clicked a link for an article and it was generated on-the-fly based on various blogs and online papers that the... [More]

Don’t believe in either one of them; it’s an intellectual plot. If you go to school in America today, there’s a chance that you’ll hear some interesting theories in your science classes.

The theory of evolution vs. creationism debate appears in the news every once in a while. Sophisticates like to scoff that Hiring Creationists to teach Biology is all the rage in podunk states that value God above logic. Those programs require equal time for all theories, regardless of whether they are based... [More]

If everybody’s gotta be right some time, there’s a man who’s long past due. He’s invincible; bulletproof; he can do no wrong; he’s the second coming.

That this guy is still employed in any form whatsoever is a historical/cultural/social curiousity that will be studied millenia from now when our relatives of the future look back on this period of human existence with the same pity that we have in regarding our own ancestors before they... [More]

I dug up some long-lost game logs from games nights here at Opus and generated some stats for Quake3 and Urban Terror. Unfortunately there are no dates in the logs, so there was no way to separate individual evenings. Still, it shows just how pathetic dur is when there’s strategy involved (check out that UT rank!).

After over a year in development and a skipped internal release (2.5.0), the latest and greatest in PHP web site development technology is once again available to a clamoring public.

You should probably Download it now.

New features in 2.6.0 (since 2.4.0) are:

• File uploading fully integrated and worry-free
• Image manipulation
• Generalized form rendering
• Previewing supported in almost all forms
• Fully HTML 4.01 valid templates
• Massively improved the “munger”; HTML and plain text support much... [More]

The WebCore has a new home (again)! The home page is updated to be much more dynamic (and take advantage of WebCore applications) and many other pages have been updated as well.

• Downloads are easier to find
• Installation instructions are updated and finally complete
• The First Run section includes a nice, 20-step instruction manual taking you through your first few minutes with your newly installed WebCore application.

The earthli home page has gotten a professional makeover and should be more usable now. The poll has also finally been updated, but it asks a rather obvious question.

So every year, EA Sports comes out with another soccer game for the PC and every year they make a new download just in time for the Christmas season. These downloads are always a catastrophe, in that you spend more time looking at ads for the game than actually playing it before it quits back to the desktop on you.

I stopped downloading these demos a couple of years ago, but couldn’t resist when a pretty nice-looking demo from CodeMasters showed up, touting club football with Real Madrid.... [More]

I had some trouble writing about this article,The incompetent or the incoherent? (The Economist), because I couldn’t decide whether “douche-baggy” was a word. It’s really way better than “pompous”, which also fits, but feels far to weak. Pretentious also sounds too friendly.

This opinion piece, which succinctly showcases every reason you should never, ever read the Economist sober, starts off humbly:

“With a heavy heart, we think American readers should vote for John Kerry on November 2nd”

Then, just when... [More]

That’s right. earthli.com is officially on the map with one hate mail. Without further ado, here’s the text of the mail (email left off to protect the sender)

Marco,

It becomes obvious that your hate for other beliefs that differ from your own are filled with venom. I am in the military and returned from a deployment 1/02-12/02. I can see the fear of a coward in the vulgar language that you choose to describe your flawed opinion. You, George Soros, Hollywood Elite, and Michael Moore should... [More]

It seems the blue states have started to realize who really won the civil war. I heard on NPR (National Public Radio, a left-leaning public radio station in the US, for the international readers) that the Canadian immigration website got 6 times as much traffic in the days following the election as they usually do. Most of the visits were to the job qualifications pages.

These folks might be on to something. To offer them a grain of hope that they might not even have to move, here’s a picture... [More]

Who is this creature that has condemned us to four more years of Bush? The Bush Voter is the end result of decades of work by our media system. He/she is a perfect example of a brainwashed American. Not all are perfectly brainwashed; some even suspect that something is wrong with their worldview — they just can’t put their finger on it. There are 58 million of these folks, and, because he is one of them, they have elected that fucking chimp back into office.

He’s always right

Bush never... [More]

Well, folks … meet the new boss, same as the old boss. I was going to say that when Kerry got elected, to cleverly point up the irony of choosing between two war presidents. Now, well … it’s just literally true.

Let these five words you never wanted to hear roll over your tongue:

“George Bush. Two term President.”

What happened? Well, democracy happened. Carefully controlled, media-massaged, corporate-guided democracy. Issues carefully weeded, candidates carefully groomed. As America... [More] (Something Awful)

We are approaching launch for the three-month quadrennial extravaganza known as the US elections. If you’re a concerned citizen, you’re letting yourself get whipsawed by Electoral Vote as it updates itself daily with more and more data from the “meaningless” polls, grinding your psyche as your favorite teeters on the brink of ruin, only to come storming back and take a commanding 50-point lead.

It’s like pro wrestling, in a way.

Since both parties have already sworn to challenge the results... [More]

The entire web-site, though it may look exactly the same, is chugging along on a new engine (earthli WebCore 2.6). It’ll be in a beta stage for a bit, but most of the wrinkles should be smoothed out soon enough.

There are more upgrades and changes planned for the near future — that will change the look of the site a bit, but first, we’ve got to nail down the foundation.

If you see any warnings or errors, please send them to me and I’ll take care of them right away.

Thanks,
Team earthli